I iz on ur bear
I iz on ur bear stealin ur fuzzies
kittehs liek 2 cuddel wif bearz.
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aweeee.
floofeh kitteh is floofeh
Fuh-loof.
Blargh! Ai ar ded!
Oh noes, da cute littlol kitteh an da Drtinycat abitar on da same page!!! *holds on to CHRG antisplort hedgear* *lays in corner fur a while shakkin in floofy boots*
Congratulashuns! Nawt sekkind iz impressive! What sort of dansee’s and drinkees do yew want? Mebbe some nice hot mulled wine on dis cold ebening? And some ice skating dansing?
WARNING…..WARNING…..WARNING
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EMPLOY IMMEDIATE SPLORT PROTECTION
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Fergit de stocking cap…nawt enuf pertekshun! Must use CHRG wif festive red ducky tape. Do NAWT wait! Splorting cud be immen..imine…reeely soon.
Warning noted. *kk4 slaps on bathin cap wif flowers on it, ducky tape tu hed, wraps self in cheezmap blankee wif doi…pours herself drinkee an eets chokklits* Ai reddy now! Fanks Dan…dat wuz bery close one, aifinkso!
*kk4 luuks at pikshur…head shakes an tremblols…* Ahhh. Ai is safe, but barely.
bear luks pretty happy….
a little too happeh, if u ask me…
Whut is he if we doesn’t axe u?
oh plz don’t axe me!
I has a ruff week coming up.
Werks is gonna be a killah.
Sry to hears about that. My werks is no pickanick either. Whut u thinks we should does about it?
ai noes, ai noes!!! quit!!! LOL, yesh dats it
but, but den who wud pay teh bills, an teh sams, an teh daves…………….
and hoo wud buy the cat fuds????
*snerk*
mine isn’t taht bad ushually (witness all teh time I spend HERE during teh day)
but the company shuts down btw Dec 23 and Jan 5, so everyone’s in a panick to get stuffs done before shutdown.
BUT WELL….
We cud….
Advertize for a phlonquais to halp us
Break in and steel anything worth steelin
Cause a fire drill by pullin teh alarm (dubble bonus!)
D……
dubble up on werk
earn our munnie fur a change……..LOL
figger out how to goof off
g……..
goe hoem errleer evun
have a party insted
invite all teh cheezpeeps
j….
Go tu deh brake ruum adn brake stuffz
Hope no wun notissez deh braket stuffz
I…..
Go fur da gusto
Have a partee
IRS audit…beh glad dat nawt happin
Janitors kin cleen da office an leeb desk alone
Keep da faith
L….
Luse awr kees
Muss up teh bosses desk
Open all teh creamrs (an spil dem)
Play round
Q…
Quit procastinaytink and finish the full access tew ICHC computer network.
Rearrange the files in H.R. and watch as identity crises ensues.
Steal awf tew teh storeroom fur uh nap,
Tell teh boss she’s ugly and then hand in resignation with file from newly organized H.R. deparment.
U…
Upset teh appl kart
Visit teh loo
Work? nah…
X…
Quell the office busybody
Race the rollie chairs around the office
Slide down the hall onna plastic report covers
T…
Thank ceeling cat it’s almos chrismus
Use all teh ink in teh stamps
Voice awr opposition
W…
werk, wutz dat?
Yodeling contest in teh warehows- furst prize: steves stapler
Zzzzzz…. nope, nawt nappin here, izza figment uv yore imaginashun.
He be Lizzie Bordon bare, aifinkso.
cud be a kinder gentlol lizzie boredem
but teh smile.
too much like a…*shivers*….clown.
*evil grin*
does it float, everything floats down here
IT??
oh yes…..yes indeed.
Ai wuz gonna sez wattebber floats yur boat…now ai nawt sew shur….
ooh kk u has never seen IT?
That stoopy clown.. EBIL!!
There’s a reason Stephen King pikked a clown…..
Keeereckt!
Oh, ya, ai big Stephen King fan frum waaay bak! Since mai name Kerry, ai botted da original buuk Carrie, an hab been fan since den! Da clown in da storm drain bery scary…but da ladee in da shower in da Shining…dat scart me da mostest!!
Teh scariest book for me woz Pet Sematary.
Most of teh movies never came close to bein as gud as teh books.
“The Stand” gave me nightmares. And I’m pretty much immune to books gibbin me naitmares. ..the restless eye, searching, searching…
Im a fan frum Carrie days, 2. The Shining is mai favrite. teh kabbin fever, ai kans relate, libbin in minee soda. it be a blizzard heer tonait.
ooo – ai LUBS Stephen King!!! “It” wuz bery creepie. Mai faborit iz “The Shining” – luved Jack Nicholson “Heeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeee’sssss Johnny!” Ai gotted Plasticat sew taht him liek Stephen King alsew – him lieks teh movie “The Stand”….except naow wen wii sees a crow, him sais it is Randall Flagg…
*zoom*
Pd’B zips by after a bizzy weekend and before a bizzier week to add a shoutout to Talisman … wun of my favrit Stephen King books. Ai is reminded of it when ai see din fleetpaw out here. and It is right up there for creepy scaryness aifinkso.
*zoom*
I gotta agree with yoo, Phillipe. Talisman may be mah awl-tyme fayvrit Stephen King storeh. Aym a Stephen King fan frum way back.
Teh list of teh best Stephen King stories turnd into movies has to inklood Stand By Me and The Green Mile.
Ai tew lub teh Stephen King!! Teh Stand is oen ob my faborit buks ob awl tiem. But ai lubed reedin IT tew. Mai Momcat (CC rest her sole) oen time axed me if ai had eber herd ob teh mobie IT. Wen ai axed her Y, seh saided seh wud watch it bekuz Richard Thomas wus in it. Ai tol her it wus NAWT her kinda mobie, adn Richard Thomas didn’t alwus plai JohnBoy.
Everyone needs a stuffed animal in their life.
Oh my….
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SPLORT!
Oh noes!!!
Scoopy up branes
Washes branes wif vanilla scented watters
Carefully replace branes in craniul cavity
Wrap head wif ducky tap dat hab chrismis duckees on it
Put on 50’s style bathin cap wif flowers (poinsettehs) on it
Wrap rhsb in cheezmap blankee wpoi
Gib rhsb carmel filld choklitt possums
Gently sit rhsb in chare fur rest time
Ai nawt duz too many ub dees…yu feels better?
**iz woozy**
U did gud, KK.
Oohh, I haz a chillee.. **snorgles into blankee**
I finkso I be sayin “good-bye” foar tonite.
Hazza gud nite/day/wutebber, my frenz!
Plz tew be sendin warm thots to KY. Wii iz gonna need ‘em!
**walks away, grumblin abowt bein cold an nawt hazzin nuffin warm to snugglol**
bye red!
stay warm… and gud luks wif ur question/not-question thing.
Bear lieks me and Ai lieks de bear!
Sikyoority baer. Ai has wun.
Me too…cept mine is sikyoority goggie (see de abatar). He’s nawt so very floofy but is cuddlee and warm.
Dat am berry nice puppeh!
Ah yes…. He came from de shelter. He’d been losted from his nawt sekkind fambly cuz he was a stray. And he had such a big sad in the shelter dat they thot he mite be aggres..agress..mean to odder goggies. But nawt at all! He was just sad. I cud see de gud heart. He came home and was the new very bestest fren for older goggie. Dey played and wrestled and ran around all de tiem. Den she died and I have jsut wun goggie, but he’s wunderful! He luvs my kittehs! So funny to see him play-bow wif a toy in him mouf and a waggy tail and try to get dem to play. (Dey ignore him)
mai Tira kitteh wud luv tew plai wid him!! she wants tew plai wif Unique kitteh, Unique sais “go way, ai wants tew be onlee child”, adn she triis tew plai wif goggie Klepto, she growl at Tira, sew Tira plai by hersef or wif hoomins
Too bad teh lolpets no can has play dates. Mebbe if u lived close enuff, kittehs an goggies cud play togevver.
kitteh yu can has all teh fuzzies yu wants!
fuzzy bear scares teh nightmares away
Ahhh! Dats mai bearz! Bad kitteh is bad!
fuzzy bear is very fuzzy.
I is havin a happy sleep
Dreemin of catnip-flavurd yarns
ai red catnip flaverd YAMS… wich alseew tayste prittee gud (ore so teh kitteh tells me).
aww..hao kyoot!
*howldz awn tew CHRG, butt eet asplodes*
*SPLORT*
sleepin beary comfortablee, kitteh has it! *snorgles*
Oh NOSE! DK! Hold on, I’m on my way
*skreeeeeee, as CCC rounds the curve and cumz to stawp next to inert body of DK
*sweepy sweepy sweep up all da bits and peeces of braynz
*gently rinse with San Pellegrino bubbloly water
*pack, pack back in to head
*carefully place cranium over branium
*pull a CHRG/wdoi (of reindeers) over DK’s head
*tape, tape, tape it on, secyoorly
*makes up some Mexican-style hawt chonklit, puts several madeleine cakes on pretty little plate to go with
*tuckity, tuckity, tucks warm floofy blankee around DK
*turns on soft light
*sits companionably, ready to make gentle soothing conversation
Dere, now. OK?
*waekz up*
huh? wha happeneed? did ai splort agian?
yes agen… dis is funnee- ai never splorts (well, assept fore yesterday, wen mai Loki kitteh wuz awl perched in mai arms wif his litttlol toesies stikking up— so kyoot!), but ai dont splort fore nething else… yu want mai ultrareinforced CHRG? ai hassa spare…
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t very fuzzy was he?
ZOMG! Haven’t heard/thought of that in way many years.
Fuzzee Wuzzee wus a baer
Wiv hare upon his tummee.
He fell into a hunnee pot
And maes his tummee gummee!
Dis kitteh luks ezzkly laik mah BlooMax!!! Is Russhin Bloo boy, onlee BlooMax dusnt have teddeh, he has Rattlemowse taht he snuggulz.
And then throws.
Rattulmowse is not so happee as teh teddeh in pikshur.
lol! {{duffeh}}, u shud gitz teddy baer xmas preshuns fer your bloomax tew kudles. oar akshun feegures.
yew hab kitteh this kolor? wut a prittee shade uv grey! mai Stormy kitteh(in mai abatar) wuz blue point Himalayan, ai luvs teh bluegrey kolor! yew iz teh lukkee (sigh), but ai haz 2 beautimuss kalikos naow, sew iz otay
o no!!! Basement kat iz casting spell on ur toy.
SPLORT
*stumblez up frum own splort recubberee*
*scoopy upp teh braynes*
*kleenz dem wif kleen watur*
*packy dem bak in yur hed*
*dukkytaepz hed kloezed*
*puttz CHRG (wdoi ob rayendeerz) awn yoo*
*gibz yoo cheezpeepz blankie, sawf pillo, comfy bear,hawt chokklit, adn chokklit possumz*
dere…plz tew nawt luk at teh kyoot kitteh foar sum thyme nao…
*goez bak tew own splort recubbery*
(ai hopez ai did dat rite)
whew fanx DK!
yer welcom…
com home wiff meh littul kitteh an bare
waht u wanting me to bare eggsactally?
*snerk* ai see teh nawty barn in yer fyutshur…
ai see teh NB rite nao…
*goez tew teh NB*
Kittehz needz Teddee
Bayrrz 2! Grayt 4 hugginz andz
lawwwwwng deep Kitteh Napz
Kitteh yoozd 2 habdz
Ubben Mitt untillz Teddee
Bayrr cawtz hurz green iiez
Liddill Prittee Wun
waz ignoareeng Teddee. Dat
juss didz nawt seem ryte!
Teddee Bayrrz needz
lubbeeng 2! Dat’z wye himz getz
lawtza Kitteh huggz
Jack.
Ohai Jack! I has not seen you in a longtime (mai fawlt, I been away) an I am soo happee to see yr poyetree agin!! Yr teh best!!
(Ubben mitt for snuggly-frend.*snork*)
nOoOoOoOoO u b steelin mai fuzzees!!!!!
awww .. kiut kitteh … awww
lolwut
Proof dat kitteh snorgles awr wun ob teh bear necessities.
Ohai NC…ai bin missinyu.
::waves franticulee at OL::
Ai wuz finkin’ ’bout yew teh udder day.
Ai fink ai’m gettin’ uh hat fur Christmas. Teh kidlets asked meh how yew search awn ICHC teh udder day, and when I asked wut fur, they said, “never yew mind.” Ai fink they wanna find teh linkee frum wen ai showed ‘em wunce.
mai kittehboi obiwan always findz mai sleepy buddy (bunneh) an makes muffins on it for long time, tehn lies down onnit, coz he nos ai kuddles teh bunneh an him at teh same time! he a berry smart kitteh sumtimes…
nappy bear
Oh, mai… grae kitteh… fluffeh baer… snorgles…
*feelin woozeh*
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They ar both preschus, arnt they?
*puts eggstra duk tayp arownd own hed, and arownd SarahD’s hed*
Whew, fank u, gremlin. Dat wuz a cloas call.
hehehehehee! so cuteeee! “stealin ur fuzzies”
that makes me smilee!
Omg! I have that little teddy bear!