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(LOVE) means not turning the water on… even though you really really want to.
kitteh dont liek it wen da sink peaz on her.
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yay fur tawp spot, annipuss! wud yew liek sum hot tee? awr enny odder drink?
It iz neerly tiem fur affernoon tee heer, so a nies cupp uv tee wud be juss teh fing, thx!
would you like to try the pretty tea i gotted yesterday? you puts it in a clear teapot addz da hot waturs adn WahLah, it unfoldz into purty fleurs.
*adds hot watur to weedy thing in clear teapot*
TTFN, TTIerz and otters (ohai, moe!) off t’church.
Dat sownds purrty. Duz it tayse gud,tho?
yesh it duz, teh cweenie an ai had sum at our ohai desert tea last june
Iz dat hibiscus flourz?
aifinkso mytehab had wun ob dems
der were quite a few diffrent kinds dat came wif teapot
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Ai has seen teh jazzmin wuns too. Ai duz nawt like teh tee (ai kno – call maiself Inglish!) so ai nebber tried drinkin it but dey luks bery pretty.
yesh, berry purtea!! LOL
ai can haz pikshur (cutnpaste plz)
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2871684
O hai, martoonie! I has just finnished doing teh puppy-raising tips list. I thinks u will be teh pleased wif teh results.
O hai lcb!!! Does ai has a FAMUSS????
lol
U will wanna update ur resumay, yes.
Woooo and eben hooooo!!!!! Plz form a orderly kew for teh automagrafs.
*LIons up fur teh automagraf*
YIKES!! Ai lioned up!! Will that doo, oar doo ai hav to Q up? An just hao orderlee must ai bee???
Teh lions go strait to teh frunt of teh kew…
oh, ai hadz such a tee befoer! it berry preddy! an it wuz delishus! mae ai haz a kuppa?
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ai bringd a beeg pot ub hoem-maed karret halwa, iffn ennywun wants sum. Heer be sum bowlz an spuunz.
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BTW, duz yew knoe wut teh flowrz/tee iz cawld, an whar itz frum, maryO?
teh wun ai haded wuz kris an teh mum
sum I has had wuz teh green tea fur teh base, and tehn a long, elegant white jasmine fleur unfoldeded frum it. Soooo delcious and beeeyuutiful. Different wuns haz difrent fleurs.
Different brands exist, but teh tastiest I ebber hadz wuz frum a Chinese tea shop in teh old part ov Montreal.
try primulateas dot com……. der are sevral diffrent flavors dat cum wif teh tea pot
Oops, take teh s out ob teh url
primulateas dot com
I jus had cuppa Dunkin Donuts couffee. I brud it in my Single pod Senseo. Oh, so ymmm.
*shaungrl waves at all the cheezers*
*wavez bak at shaungrl*
*turnz adn wavez at awl deh cheez peepz, tu*
*waves hoofy*
looks like WP gunna let me plai dis mornin
Yay!!! *waves at kafleen*
*waves at eberybuddy else*
*Waves*
*wobbuls; clutges at Crissmuss tree; toppuls Crissmuss tree but manajes to stai uprite AND keep hold ob her glarss ob wyn*
*grins sheepishly mid teh devamsayshun*
Ohai!
sowndz liek u shud taek moar wadder wiv it!
Oar use a sippycup wiv a lid – no more spillage!!
Iz grayte talent nd gud balans to tips ober Chrissy tree and brayke teh blown glass orniments, but still stay upright nd keep teh wine, too.
*refills Ambercat’s glass wif a New Zealand Pino Noir*
Oooh! Teh gud stuff! Ai moestly maek do wiv teh £3/a bokkul, stoopymarket speshuls!
Here in Cheezland, yu can haz teh best.
O rly? We can has Krug? An caveeyar? An sossidges onna stik? An, an, an – a Yoonicorm?
Cabiar nd sossijes onna stik in teh same sintins?
Whutebber yu fink iz teh best, martoonie, yu can haz.
Grey Goose bodka nd cabiar wif Daniel Craig, perhaps?
Bombay sapphire gin wif Alan Rickman?
You Can Haz!
O RLY????? Uh – no gin fankies. Teh rest – oh YARS PLZ!!!!!
ah, glory iz fleeting; ai jus woke up tew find my capshun wuz onna (kin ai sez front?) onna nawt secu nd paige!!
an nao iz gurn, replaced by sweet face tuxedo kitty, staring with teh loveeyes…
*tightend strap of her HHG*
dat wuz close…
oh but ai mus say yers wuz teh speshully rilly rilly cyoooot wun!!! congrats on teh frunt page!! ai haz had a cuppla in teh upcoming pages but nebber upcummed tew teh frunt page
yew are famus!!! YAY, frunt page!! top drawer!!
*grabs kittyboocat and danses wif her* *dans dans dans twirl dans dans dip twirl in grate cirkls all round da ruum* Yay kittyboocat! Wuz funee an cute!
*continoos dansin wif kittyboocat* *waves at Jkitty*
eye sillybrated wif u kittyboocat awn teh otter paj, but nao i sillybrate wif u moar buy going out in da SNOW!!1! and maeking snow angul fur u. it neber snowz hear. i haz an eggsited.
oopsie. fourgawt mai manners.
*waves at awl teh cheezpeeps whyle makeing snow anguls*
ohai big-gladys, ai likes ur festib antlers! Teh sno is bery nice wehn u does nawt has to go ennywehr an ur heeting is werkin. Udder times, nawt so gret ackshully. But ai hopes u enjoy it while it lasts!
iz bettar tahn teh pleh rainz. iz nawt eben enuff tew cover teh grass yet. wii jus kneads a liddul bit moar. iz byootiful. sposed to git veri cowld tho.
*goez outsied sum moar wif teh kittehs dis tiem*
brb
Kittehs in teh sno is phunny – dey can’t werk owt why dis floofy stuff is awl wet an cowld. Ai finkso u will be owt dere awn ur own pretty soon!
tehy nawt coop ereight. hear iz linkies tew awl eye got. dey bee indoor kittehs who liek to lay on patio onlee in teh sun nawt teh snow, aifinkso.
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2872115 mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2872146
yew haz rilly gud sno pikshurs BG!!
fank u! eye lieked ur pritty pishour tew. eye do nawt want skool two morrow. jus maibe 4 oar 5 inches bee gud enuff tew haev a snow dai, aifinkso.
ai can hardleeee wayt tew see how mini helpless baby execs wants help tewmorrow……….. oooh ai can haz sno tires (yew gots 4 weel dribe)
ooooh ai can borrows suv……..(sry is awl out)
ooooh yew can dribe mai car downa hill……….eeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!
ooooh yew can cawl teh recker for me…… LOL
*psst yew can stay home??*
ai can haz snow tew!! oh ai furgetted……me n BG libs in teh sayme part ob twirld!!! ai can haz pikshur ob mai lil snow………
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2871802
Wuz bootyful snoes dat yu hab, Jkitty!
fanks KK4, laik teh capshun sez nawt tew much……..jus rite
but ai heerd teh naybor leebin dis mornin an teh tires go crunch crunch crunch… nawt inspirin teh confydans!!
*Waves bak at big-gladys* Wat lubbly snow anguls yu makin todai! Mai gramma usd tu make icecreem out ub snow ware ai usd tu lib.
Uh – plz nawt to be eatin teh yello sno.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
>pantpantpant<
fank yew, KK4 yew iz nixe cheezefrend! fun to sillybrate mai nawtsekund frunt paiger!
fank yewz awl, ami lovelee cheezfrens! ai iz excited wit teh win ub my capshuned! ana kittee has such a sweet fase, she deserbing teh gud captioned!
awww, ai finkso ai nawt brush mah teefs tunite, den. cuz ai lubs yew, blakanwite kitteh
Heh. I’m always faced with that problem, because there’s always a cat in my bathroom sink. I’ve taken up brushing my teeth in the kitchen.
ah, teh fingz we duz fur lubs
Mai kittehs hab taken obber da watter glass on da bafruum sink. Dey always drinkee der watters frum der on da sink. Ai awlys keep it filld up, or dey noks it obber intu sink. Is plastic, not glass watter glass.
mai kitteh wuz dewing teh sayme fing sew ai putted lil water dish under teh nite stand………. wakes up tew teh “lap lap lap” in teh middol ob teh nite… ish a nice sound
Aww…. mush bedder tahn scritch scritch scritch at teh door at free ay em, followed by teh five ay em toe biting, which ai duz nawt recommend.
5 am toe biting?
i duz not haz dis….
…… *sigh*
Bleev me, is nawt phun. Well, is nawt phun for me. Kitteh seems to enjoy it. Teh toofs, dey is pointee, an teh surprise, it is surprisin. Ai’m shoor is just a gesture ob affeckshun. Rite, kitteh?
*luks suspishusly at kitteh*
*kitteh ignores SJ an goes awf to shed awn cleen laundry*
teh mamakitty duz teh toe-bitin frum time tew time
long time ago mai mama wuz vizitin an her had her foot out frum under teh cubbers……an……..yew gessed it!! chomp!!!
Mai mommy’s kitteh will sneek up under teh covers to attack toesies. U does nawt eben has to have dem hanging owt. She LUBS teh toesies. Espeshully at 5 ay em. *sigh*
oooo dat jus liek mah bloved Pip — him haded himz own bedsied glaz ub wadderz, an sumtiemz yu wud waek up tu teh kwiet “likliklik” inna middel ub teh nite. Ai missez Pip sew mush. Himz krost teh rainboe brij neerly a yeer ago.
must… avoid… temptayshun…
just think 0 da pourostieez o da skin. and da pointee ends…
HOO’s skin?
*snurt*
Noes! No waddurs!
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Conga ratz, anni! Ohai moe! Hopez yew beh feelin safur.
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Ohai ebbreebodee!
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An nao, bax tew mah final projex
I hopez u duz welll on deh project!! Schmooooz tu uz!!
Fangs yew, cween… it awl beh due awn Mondai bai 5 Sentral… afdur dat, ai hopes tew rejoinz da funs!
Good luck with the final project, BD’s Mom!
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And thanks, things are quieter here, and people are getting over the shock. But people on either side of the India-Pakistan border are angry. Anger and nationalism do not mix well, so it’s worrying.
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As you may know, Indian police caught one of the ten terrorists alive. British journalists who visited his village in Pakistan say his family is poor. Such poverty exists in India also. If any cheezfrenz are giving to charity this holiday, please consider helping create decent jobs in this part of the world, so poor people can live with dignity, honesty, and security.
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Some well-established, trusted and non-denominational organizations are Unicef (worldwide), Edhi Foundation (Pakistan), and Asha for Education (India). It’s important to support development-oriented organizations, and not just emergency-oriented ones like Red Cross/Crescent (which can’t do much to promote prosperity and stability, because of their limited mandate). Developed and stable societies suffer less during natural disasters.
dis kitty iz mewsickal group..
Nsynk..
lol.
ah, dat purrvectly gud sence. Kitteh not plway stringed thingee, tho. no kitteh gutz to be used. (i no dey not uze dat anymoar, jus lol)
*fase-paw*
*shakes hed slowly wif a snerk*
*snickerz*
ohai annipuss, yew has got teh congaratz dansen fur yew cuz teh furthist frum last; has yew bin tew booteek todai?
parler en français!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
d’accord!
Le lolcat de ma tante est plus amusant que le jardin de mon oncle.
avez-vouz un license pour votre minkey?
Ah. Le bureaucratisme, il parle toutes les langues.
Et il accepte tous les cartes de credit. Signez-ici, s’il vous plait.
antie em…….. antie em
(atm atm)
Je suis désolée. Je ne peux pas signer. La plume de ma tante est borked.
ooo, le lolFronsch!
S’il vous ne signer pas, quelque chose d’autre sera borked.
I will now speak teh 3 most impoartant werds in Fronsch:
Mon ami paiera.
Monsieur le lolpigburglar? Avez-vous un money?
* watches lolpigburglar scamperawayveryfast *
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Ohai! sry, ai no has a munney (wat wib bean a scrooge an awl)
Too bads u does not bleev in teh celebrashuns. U woulda hads a nice lolmas bonus.
* lukks at lcb wib a suspishun *
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Whut kynd ob bonus?
Whut kind of bonus? Mabye I’ll tells u on teh next pic. I think it’s gonna change in a few minnits.
*luks suspishuslee at SMP*
I thot teh Scrooge has LOTSA munnies!
U shud check hims little cheeks, LCB.
* lukks back at skwirrl wib narrowed eyes *
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Ahem… ai arr NAWT a lolmster! Hao manee thymes ai has tu tell yu dis? huh?
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* scampers off muttering *
ahhhhhhhhhhh bien toe!!
Yesh, but wen mai kitteh is inna sink he wantz teh watur turnnnded awn beekuz heez firsty. but he duzzint lownge in teh sink liek dis kitteh. he puts his nosey awn teh fawsett luukin foar drinksies.
Angelina duz saem thing – ebry morning she meets me in teh baffroom adn walks along teh edj ob teh cownter until ai turn on teh water fur her. Ai hab nebber seen her drink frum teh waterdish ai hab by er fuds, but she lieks teh blu bukkit (not teh lolrus’s bukkit) we has fur teh goggies downstairs.
When we has our morning “staff meeting” in teh baffroom, my Liam likes to curl up in teh sink. Sometimes he plays wif teh loose caps from my contactual lenses solutions and stuff, sometimes he just lounges. But he knows when he hears teh tollet flush that he gets outta teh sink so mommy can warsh her hands. I didn’t has to train him to does that; he is moar innerested in hearing teh big watter running in teh tollet than in staying in teh sink.
*liam waches wadder go round n round n round*
No, I close teh lid always before flushing. Don’t want kittehs getting swept up in teh excitements. Not to mention teh swirly watters.
But he likes teh sound and has a big interested in whare it comes from.
Ai fink teh baffroom is Angie’s favrit room, adn ai let her on teh kownter to get drinkies adn to get to teh windowsill to luk owtsyd, but ai dont let her play wif teh stuff on teh kownter (nawt toys!). Dats awlso ware she nawt-sekkund came on my lap for pets. Kinda unkummerful konsidring teh situwashun, but nao ai also got her to jump on my lap inna chair downstairs, so mebbe iz ok.
mai vet sed teh kittehs donut lyke to hab teh waddur neks to teh fuds, foar sum reezun. ai haz teh waddur dishes innabout 3 playses but nawt neks too teh fuds!
aw, wood eye destroy yr tiny trust? (plus i feer teh rebenj)
nice tu noez u feerz sum wunz rebenj!!!!
H.L.!!
*snickur*
ohhhh wow.
ai hav dun this mant times.
more kitteh no like synk no more.
Ohai, ebberbodese!!
My black kiddles learned to sleep in the ‘guest’ sink. That after the Mummy scrweemed in the night when her sink black instead of white. Dis for when I first gotted them. I ewesed to it noaw. But my grey Enoki, she likeded the “frweshes” from the sink. Water is most num yummy from the spigot. *grin* I lub dose kittehs!!
oh, and the black sink say “pert?” in middle of nite. I not reelry jumpy butz dat gowt me whenz I sleepeze.
dat ish a berrrrrry d’scriptiv werd…….. dat pert…….is trilling!! LOL
Tree kittehs sai teh “pert” and one kitteh sai teh “me-ow”. Aldo, sometiems it’s “murt”. I gotz teh tawkinist kittehs, dey be trilling all teh tiem. Dey ‘jus’ DSH and DLH, not teh speshul talkin breedz-dey speshul to teh mommie, tho. ♥
yew becha!! ♥♥♥♥
pert! mert! ♥ ♥ ♥
mai Mia kitteh noes how to say hur nayme! “mia mia”
Kitteh inz t3h seenk
iz massivv cawnnundrum wiff
oanlee wun reesult
Prittee Wun coodz lifftz
Kitteh owt ub seenk, witch woodz
maykz Kitteh angree
Prittee Wun coodz turn
awn t3h Wet andz rissk Kitteh’z
flayleeng poyntee endz
Oarz Prittee Wun coodz
leeb Kitteh inz t3h seenk andz
tayk a lawwwng showurr
Jack.
“witch woodz”
didjoo doo dat on porpoise? *snicker*
/”ducks”
//mah brain, it hab teh obscurrs dis mornin
sumhao ai douts der is mush by akseedent in teh jaks ohaicoooos
I did that to my cat once. Although I turned it on low, and warm.
She just sat there, and looked at me as water ran down her side.
Then again she was a rather odd cat when it came to water. In the summertime we would flood the backyard to water it, and it would be 100F outside, and my cat would just walk out to the middle of the patio, and lay down in the water to cool off.
I DAT TO MAI CAT TOO! UR CAT VRY SYMILAR TO MAINZ!
My kitteh past luvved lying in teh sink, too. His fur wuz so thikk, wiff floofly unnercoat, so he didn’t mynd watters.
Wow! I’ve heard of cats like that! There’s a Turkish cat that likes to swim…
here’s Gulliver
primofinoart.com/gallery/gulliverphoto.jpg
Turkish cat is very beautiful..
SPLORT WARNING!!!
Kafleenz link b habbing deh seriuz splortage factor!!!
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Iz berry lubblee adn floofy and snorgulishuz.
OOOOoooooooooooo
sooooooo floofy, ana jewly eyezz
*falls over in floofy faint*
ow!
Yase! Anna i finkso dat pickshur ub dat bootimuss white cat in teh green
watur wiff stick in its mouf…i bets hims a Turkish too.
Mez kittehs r lyke likkle invadurz !! 1 wil meow luod az poseble da other lai in da sink. Dey lik I can has waturz now???
Hoep U awl is staying warms and toasted. We are hazzing a blizzard heer. Teh roads is cloased. Teh wind haz a fierce adn teh bottom fawls outta teh ‘mom meter. Ebben teh goggies nawt coms out of teh haws for noms.
ooooo. dat sowndz seeriuz. Hope u stayz safez adn warmz.
*frowz protektiv bubblol rownd WRR adn himz goggiez*
Haz ennee wun seen BluezFan latelee??? hur b in New Hampshire.
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I haz seen deh Phillippe deh Beaker and MaryO so wii noez dey b ok.
ohai, West River Rat, I fout bout yu when I saw teh wevver report. I hopes yu haz a fireplace or wood burning stove for teh back up heat.
*nods* ai thot ob teh lil rat on teh plains in teh blizzerd tew
ohai, jamamakitty. Yr abatar make me smile ebbery tyme I sees it.
*blinks eyes slowlee at booklion*
*blinks eyes slowly back. Hedbonks nd purrs.*
*streches slowlee wif pointy ends n pats booklion gentleeeee*
*hedbonks booklion and jamama*
*runs off agin to do more housecleening*
Brrrr…. we just has teh rain, but we has a LAWT ob it. Ai hope u is keepin warm and dat eberybuddy is ok after teh ice storm – we seed it awn teh noos ober heer in TTI!
dat sukz!! lolcats bware!!!
test
Mt McKinley!
Oh noez….. I not redddy fur a test tuday…. i din’t studdying.
E=mctwoed
*koppeez off deh shawngrlz paper
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E iz mc wif toez
Hmm…mc= MasterCard and can haz ten toes, duz it walk nd run?
No wunner munny dissamappears so fast.
direshouns sai to find x.
3x+2y=elebentee.
it iz rite der…. affer teh 3.
did eye git a hunndert percent kafleen? did eye, did eye??? huh?
*snerk*
U allus gets a hunndert %, bg.
♥
{{{kafleen}}}
no, no, no~! u has all failded!!
*hoofs on hips*’
noaw dat meens u muss stay an eats gingerbread and warm cocoa wiff meh.
Yah.
OH OH
Speaking of NOT FAILING!
News Flash comingz!
*Putz on sunglazzez tu avoinding being blinded bai deh gnuz FLASH!
OK. I reddy.
Last I heard from my son was nine pm on Thanksgiving night. Nice way
to find out he was NOT coming for Thanksgiving and had managed to get
in a tiny bit of mischief too. He was in TX training for his future first ob in a
hospital in Utah. (He’s an airbaseman)
So I was eating lunch in a restaurant in Citrus Heights yesterday and mom
called on my cell phone and said Sean’s in Utah!~ Teh tears started running
down mah face. He had finished his school! He’d been promoted to E3, he was
allreddy moobed too his nice dorm room (2 bedroom, no one sharing) He
can look out an see teh snow cubburred mountains! He gets his raise Monday.
He went and paid for a Verizon plan with unlimited minutes. Dat boy , he
shore doo like to talk to me.
*sniffs shakily*
I has such a prowd, an a reeleef. Mah boy r big now.
An I gotted my bad toofy out.
I r reddy furr teh hollydaze noaw!!
OH AND HE TINKS HES COMMIN HOME FOR CHRISSMUSS!!!
*dawnkee faints wiff teh happy*
:shocked:
WP, u didun eeted it!
um, ob = job, NOT obstectrics.
*snurt*
OH YAY!!!!!!!! I duz deh happee dans fur deh Dawn Key!!!!!
U so lukky tu hab deh boi dat b turning intu a growd up man adn passing himz skoolz adn habbing deh gnu job adn dhe gnu plais adn, adn, adn,, ebreefing!!!
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WOOO HOOO!!!!! I dansez wif joiz fur u!!!
dans, dans, dans, dans!!!!!!!
jamamakitty runs round like crazeee kitteh wifaquikness ob happi!
*grabs cweens and jammamamam’s hands wiff hoofies and jumps
up an down like a shreeky foo*
Danssie danssy danssie fr yr gud gnus, kafleen!
Hooray!
tanks!
we can haz
waffuls?????
Hurray for teh Gug Gnus and Sean getting his act togevver an nawt wurryin teh Dawnkey no mor! An Dubble Hurray he cud be hoem fur Crissmuss!! Leest he no skuse nawt to fone, eben if he carnt get hoem!
he called back an talkied and talkied too me lass nite. It wur soooo nice.
He r teh verrreh happeh, and looking forward too doing teh skiing and
snow stuffs!
aifinkso yew haz diffrunt kinds ob conbersashuns dese dais!!!
WP, it shows u itz krissmuss spirit!
I has a happy for ur happy kafleen!
{{{{{dawnkee}}}}}
is dat wutt dat stinkurr bee doin?
*looks at wp*
mebbeh it hadded a nitemare abowt its fate or sumfin…
{{{{leeza}}}}
*wispurrs*
Madame Zorba red itz future teh otter day.
Tolled it if it dint quit acting up, there wuz a HOOFIN a-coming for it!!
Hay, since I could only watch Mydamn Zorba on teh audtion videos due to absenses, could I gets a reeding now? Plz?
Mydamn Z ses:
U willz bee steelin moar stuffs in teh followin yeer,
(yase, I
wur stunned too, butt dere it is…hoo u too kweschun Mydamn Z?)
U willz bee expandin ur adoareeng fan base,
U willz bee makin peepul snurt coffee on dere key boreds @ an
evver moar allarmin rate,
and U willz bee gettin moar lubs dan ebbur beefore.
Yase. Dat’s wutt shesed!
*runs to put on gypsee owtfit*
Ahhh… hallo LCB, yes, plz to come sit down.
*takes LCBs paw*
*removes watch, pockets it*
*luks at LCBs paw*
Ahhhhh… u has an interesting!
I see much wit and hoomer…. ooh and I see wealth, it has a way of finding u….
*raises i-brow*
But u has a fear of high places, yes? Ifinkso I also sees a bit of clos, claws, er… u shud avoid small shut in type closed up spaces too. Ur career puts u at risk for these type spaces, but ur smarty enuf, u shud be able to avoid
doingspending much time in any of tehm.I sees diversificashun in ur future. Pawsibly an offshoot of somethin u has bin dabbling in currentlee. Event orgamising, maybee… or perhaps a phlonquais staffing service… or jello rassling? Teh Mysterries are unclear on this. But howsomever which way u go, u will be teh fortunate in ur endevors.
That is all I sees today.
Blessings be wif u!
Glad u haz gud nyooz. An Ai bet u aer glad dat teh bad toof iz gon – dey aer a trubbul cummin and eben moar trubbul goin!
oo, I gotted a sumfin frum u!
*smiles*
{{{{anni}}}}}
woo hoo! Ai has a happy for you!!
Yaaay fur Kafleen an hur big boi!
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*Happitayl dans dans dans*
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Good fur gettin rid uv teh pleh toof, too. Toof ayke be teh pleh-est.
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tanky, Cassidy!
i kno iz very late, but i haz to say taht iz very wunnerful nooz! tahts graet himz talkin to yoo on himz unlimited fone plan an gots himz job an iz gettin a rayze an mite come home for crissmiss an yoo gotteh yor bad toof owt!! iz al gud!
troo!
Love, and the desire to keep the majority of one’s blood inside one’s body. (Hims ful of sharp fings.)
Ai finkso FEAR rather dan LUV…
durn dat missultoeless martoonie picshur! *shakes hoof*
dat silly site lied too mee.
wutt canz I doo? I srry!
Ai kno. Ai’m still hopin it will turn up. Fankies ennyway for ur help. Ai finkso teh martoonie is bery festib anyway.
Tryin to take teh correct picshur in WP an use it again? Huh! WP say
no, no no. Mebbeh I gets it figgured out evenshullee. Jurky WP
wurks mah nurbs.
mine nawt shoed til histury wuz clearing- den ai seed teh festibity…. two days ladder! silly wp, we lubs yew ebin wehn yew iz anawty; cuae witowt teh wp, wud nawt be cheezness!
*nods, uh huh, an dont furget, teh price is rite!!!*
Tihs is berry troo – has yu cleerd/deleeted innernet fyuls?
Uh, say wut? Teh limit of mai tecknicull skills is turnitawf turnitawnagin.
Me too! Til Ai lernt tihs trik: Wen yur pooter has to Go-Slo; clik awn “tools” tehn clik awn “innernet Opshuns”, tehn “Cleer tempry fyuls” or “Dleet histry”, tehn “cleer tempry fyuls”. After it has finishd, yur pooter gose faster an yur festib abatars sho up!
*clik**clik**clik**clik**clik*
Ok, wehrs teh missile toe? Huh WP? Wut you dun wiv it????
Now dat WP iz lettin meh see da lubbly festiv abitars, mebbe ai tries tu gets one fur meh! Ai tried it a wild ago, an nawt noed ware tu put it on compooter tu sabe it once ai had da santa hat. Yur hat luuk bery cute an festive, kittyboocat!
ai sended yew emeow, KK4
Ai sended one bak atcha!
Eeezy fix (soe lawng az kitteh duzn’t noe): Get a can ob reeely cheep sammun (hoomin edibubble kynd) adn mayk a paper playt ob it az iffen tu eet yoreself. Dat’s important. Kittehs will get rownd tu stuff dey’re gibben, but steeling iz ob teh mowment. Iffen kitteh iz lactowse-tolerent, reeky stinky cheez iz gud tuu. Kitteh nowzez aer tewned tu prowteen adn fat, sew teh smellier deez aer, teh better. Sink will be kitteh-unclogged in 3… 2… 1…
unless kitteh hab goggie minyun. Dem him say, bring meh dat food, slabe, wiff
a quickness.
eventually him get stuck in teh sink, like Pooh-In-Teh-Rabbit-Hole.
hahaha! made me lol =]
Ai tryin owt mai new festib abitar..ai gonna see iffin it show up yet.
Ooh! Itsa KerryMerryCrissmussKatz4!
Kin yoo sees it, Ambercat? Ai gonna see if it show up fur meh dis tiem!
Ai seez ur hat, kk4! (but not martoonie’s misseltoe) Verra pritty
Meh cat smokey dos dis all de tyme, i haff turned de water on butt he jus lays dere chillin
But mai kitteh like drink fum fawcet.
:3
mai kitteh dos dis often but she lykes it wen i turn on da wadder
i doan finkz iz luv, per se, but fear dat keeps teh speakr frum turnin on teh tap.
omg this looks EXACTLY like my cat Saphire and just so u know she is in love with water if u fill the sink with water Sphire jumps into it