
If Iz knot loud to kil tings, why Iz got dese tings for??!!
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If Iz knot loud to kil tings, why Iz got dese tings for??!!
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Demaris
Der iz 4 opening cans, duh.
But onlys if yer human iz to lazy.
*sounds uv trumpeting fan fair*
i heerbai recognize hatsuyuki for ur tawp spawt furvest frum last commint.
you mai haz dis special cup tu drink frum dat always haz ur most wanted bevridge an nebbur spills.
awlsew, ai duz teh dansing foar yu….*leepytwirl, spin, steps back, steps forward, leepytwirl and a bow*
An yukanyewzit tu maykyur hooman knotsew lazii, tu! Jus insurt intu hooman legz an watch teh fun!!!
ohai. fur sum reezin, teh udder commintaticious spacez be closin aftir 10-20 comments. Iffin yew wana protest, clicky teh ‘vote’ button and then lookie left for the words “any comments or suggestion” and clicky there. ifin we all write in, maybe tehy lettuce play again? Ai wuz jess gitten tew noes teh peez ana will mizz dis feature iffin it stay limited tew onlee the furs tew or tree peeepz who kin lgo on. oktanxbai
Fur clymin teh kertins, sillee!
An shreddin teh sofa
Good morning, Annipuss. Howz life in Lunnin town?
Nawt kwite az cawld 2dai, but berry dull an dampish! Haow aer fings ware u aer?
Ewww. Here in southeast Michigan You Ess Aieeee! it is damp, grey, and warm enough that everything is melting. Puddles on top of the ice make negotiating the driveway a it hazardous…
Dat sowndz berry danjerus an nawt nies!
(“SPOING!!!”)
dey iz fur shreddin teh furnichur
And intimidaytin de goggie.
They’re for maiming!
Poyntee ends… ai haz dem
tehy is handee for makin prettee ones nawt ignore kittehs!
Dey calls dem pointy ens…but I never sees em point…
ohwait…
conn cat shoe lashuns, amber an hatsuyuki! tehr’s a trip to teh tai boo teek!
drinkee / dansee??
ai do a little freezin cold shovelin danse four yew until yew makes up minds!!
Cute and cuddly … right.
And God said … “Let’s give them fangs and claws — just for fun.”
ur funneh…ai gess its prufe God has a sense of humor?
Assassin kitteh contemplates tools of trayde
@@@@@
da pointy endz r 4 popin ballonses!! *swipes claw at a ballon* POP!!!
kitteh haz burtiful pointy endz
catz good postz, butiful & real
wulverine kitteh checks adamamamamamtium claws. yep, werking fine.
Is for scratchin da itches
or itchin for teh scratches…
an foar scratchin teh bit…nvm
times for mah manni and ma peddi.
I Haz retrac…ratrck… toofpicks that goes in and owt!
( Darth Vader voice )”…You don’t know the power of the dark side…”
Dey provide excellen traction in icy conditions
MacBeth Kitteh soliloqueez:
“Iz Deze foar daggrz I C B 4 me?”
burgers for yu, 2!
FTW!
(given the weather here this seems appropriate)
Blow wind
come wrack
you’ll die if you put harness on my back
(with apologies to Will)
uhohes. wot happn’d to stagehandan????
A vewy bad day?
Big camel stampede
Candy canes catastrophe-headline reads:
“Deminted Candy Canes Recalled by Manufacturer:
Ebil Elves to blame”
Further de tails on pg. elebenty
G…
well, datz interez stink. i thot shure i putted this under da stagehandan’s other comet. after “o darn” sigh…
Go a
Head, continues list 0 caTastropheez fr saying MacB…
Inna theetur:
JooJantaz smash’d
K…
see? skeppy sed da MacB….werd an nuffink bad happn’d. siwy superstishunz.
ya gotta be inna theatre for that to work
*luks around*
.
oh darn
*kitteh pwactices retrakting/deploying clawz*
Is theses daggerz which I see before me,
The handlez in my pawz? [to goggie] “Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.”
I needz a paw-tee-cure!
pleez nawt tew faispaw, kitteh
den it wood be a faseKLAW!
owchees…. do not want.
Dey be all da bettah fo holding da cheezburger wif…
Is important to be has good grips on cheezburger so dat cheezburgerla no can steals it from you…
BACKSRITCHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just difficlutz holding hiney endz legs to use….
Making biscuits
no moar censorship kthxbye.
o doan tell meh werd press eetid mai commint…..RRRRR!!!!!
if it did, ai sed “oar dey iz fur holdin hot gogs
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1241229
Poyntee endz: ‘Bettah
2 habz and nebburr needz dan
2 needz andz nawt habz!’
Poyntee endz arz 4
clymeengz andz hoaldeengz feengz dat
seemz 2 getz away
Poyntee endz awllwayz
needz keppt cleen andz sharp. Dat’z wut
‘furnittchurr’ iz 4!
Jack.
Jack, ai tink ai am fallingz inna luv wit u.
Hab u thot abowt kollectin alla yer poims inna wun plaz fur us to reed?
Awww…lil pearly claws in lil velvet paws.
Dey 4 scritchin scratchin post. Our kittehs mak it a hole “C whut a good kitteh ay am?” produkshun.
umm… to ruinz teh furnichur?
not ruinz, breaks in annn makes moar comfortable for youes……yeah dats eet, dats da ticket
Meks eet moar soff fer de sleepinz.
An gifs eet sum teksshur!
I wunner if he haz Cunsealed Weppuns Permittens for does?
permittens *holds head* groooaaannnn
Gud point……….maybe nao a gud tiem to goto veet and has dem out?
test comment
A+
South China Sea
Bloo
True
Aktuly, kitteh, u can kill, ur just not alowd to git kot…and plz to nawt maek a mess doin it.
Speshully eef u breengs de kilt ting inna mai bed to sho me wat u kilt.
THat picture is realy funny!
YUP! DONT GETS CAUGHT!
Dey is fer de furrnichure!
*skids tu a stawp frum borkd thred* Ai iz heer!!
*pounces awn kk4 wif a not so quickness *
Tagz Ur it.
*runzawaiwifabunneehopz*
*shakes hed wif a slowness* *Runs tu WRr an swats hims tayle* Iz yur blizzard obber now? Still diggin out ub da snow?
blizzard iz ober, but teh cowld airz just starts. iz gunna be unner 0F awl weeks.
Ai member frum wen ai libbd in Colorado 8,000 feet up…was always colder wen snow ober an jes da cleer sky wif no clouds! We would hab frost inside da windows!
Mai stoopy goggie decided to sleeps outside last nights. Pulled all the blankits from insied her haws outsied adn maed a nest.
Iz goggie part huskie? Iz awful cold tu duz dat…but dey gawts minds ub der own!
Iz goldun retriever
Aifinkso everyone else be losted. We should cawl the rescue mans to find them!
Aifinkso too! Ai keep goin bak an forth on profile, ai uploaded sum new piks an am makin lolz inbetween. Aifinks haz bin cold dai..peeps beh tired…we had pourin rayn awl day…dis guud fur husbin…wen it rayns, him haz more work cuz he roofer.
ize nawt lost… ai just duznt noe ware everything ells iz.
Dat’s Ok. We cawls teh rescue manz adn wimmuns ne way. dey are beddur looking than fyremans.
*picks up magaphone and hollerz frew it*
NE BUDDY STILL HEARZ?!
mebbe.
Anyone know what kind of race this adorable cat is? It looks a bit lika a Birman but with shorter fur, which is exactly what me and my girlfriend are looking for
beautfiul cat o.O