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ooo! Iz it cleen and floffy?
kk ware is u? Not up yet I guess.
Dis sock mite smell better tahn Dan’s, ifinkso!
*skwink*
lordy, for the kitteh’s sake……I hope so.
ohai Dan!
I’m having a tuff day today alreddy.
Had to refrain from comminting on Judson’s ‘traction’commint on teh last lol… and now teh subject is dirty sox….
*prays to CC for strengths*
Sinse I is nise and high today, I is gonna hang my ‘nnousemint on my own commint!!
OHAI everyone!
*microfone fudback*
Krissmuss comes but onse a year; u shops, and cooks, and plans, and buys presentz, and POOF inna day, it’z over!!!
But this year we can xtend the hololiday another day!
GP and I has planned a partee for Bocksing Day!
Itz a tradishunal TTI hololiday on the day aftur Krissmuss, where (as I unnerstand it) peeples gets together to eet leftovers, and gives gifts to serviss people.
I say, ‘as I unnerstand it’, b/c GP/SMP professes not to know anyfing about it. *rolls eyez* So I gotted most of my info from google.
Anyways, if u has a phlonquais, today is teh day to reward him for hiz
impertinintimportant services to u!And, if u wishes to take part, we will has an opshunal Dirty Santa gifty exchange.
*casts a warning eye to the p-nut gallery *
NO not that kind of dirty!!!
Here’s how it werks:
Everyone brings a rapped up present, and puts it under teh tree. Sinse this is Bocksing Day, u can bring ur present in a bocks if u wants! Then we takes turns.
•The number one person picks a gifty from under the tree.
•Then the no. 2 person can steel teh present the no. 1 person gotted, OR pick one from under teh tree.
•And then teh no. 3 person can steel from either the 1 or the 2… or pick from under the tree.
•And so-on, and sew fourth, etc.
Anyone can steal a gift from someone who has opened one previously. If someone steels ur gift, u gets to go back to teh tree an pick another one.
Those of u with larcenuss tendensies, plz to note u only gets to keep ONE gifty.
*eyez LCB*
U can bring a noo gifty, or u can regifty something u gotted and dint want. Anything goez!!
Sew to recap, we will has drinkses, and feest, and gifties to phlonquais and service peoples everywhere (dat incloods YNGs and fyremens, Ifinkso!) and the Dirty Santa gifty exchange! Okays?
The partee will start at the 6 am cheeztime lol, on Dec 26th, which means:
12 pm EST
5 pm TTI time
9 am Spacific time
11 am Central
And the mountain time, in btw the central and Spacific, somewhere in there, ubetcha.
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can yew see rusha frum dere? yewbetcha?
only iffen yer up inna tree
Loded fur bar.
a Sarey Palin magnifying teleskope, always a grate gifty idea!
OMG GSOML!!! Wiv a syte scoap onnit, ryte?
hee, i has heard dis called Yankee Gift Exchanj wich is oddly appropwirat, er apropoe, er… somehow werks for the combo 0 boksing day (TTI) mixed up wif uz colonists yankees and humoruzz to doze in nawt Noo Ingerland. but dat’s just my weerd purr spektif.
I know it by that name too. My wife’s family does one every year. It’s a lot of fun!
We did that for a few years. I got tired of the greed and competition. Now, we all get together……those of us that are left, and exchange glances.
We do it at teh holidee partee at work. Uzhully gets prittee crazee wif awl teh steeling. It’s hard to keep trak ob it in person, ai wunner how we gonna keep track ob it wif commints.
it will be a challenj…
but ushually, a littul confusion just adds to teh fun!
*skwink*
Ackshully when I first heard of this it was called a Wite Elolphant exchange. But it seems around here more people know it as DS.
well, the dS name might cause sum peeps to get da rong idea. jest saying…
u fink sew?
that’s why i sed ‘not that kind of dirty!!’I can change it… but I don’t know anyone down here hoo’s heard of a Yankee GS, srsly, tehy all call it DS, so maybee I shud ref bofe?
or maybe we shud give it a new name altogether….
*ponders*
sry, mebbe it’s just mah twisted mind, but I hear Dirty Santa…..and thoughts of Leches in red flannel come to mind
Ai fot ob Billie Bob Thorton nawt sekkund.
EW EW EW
EW EW EW translashun:
we will has a noo name next nnounsemint!!!
And ideas for a name, plz to share!
Sry all, they really do call it that over here in kakalacky.
well, i finkso just substitoot “Yanquis Gift Exchanj”
(or a clever name 0 yr choiz) in yr previous nouns mint,
will werk jest fine, sinz you already can has deskripshun.
cut and paste iz yr frend.
just don’t eet da paste, like yu did in kindergarden, ‘kay?
Ai haded orijinly herd “Wite Elfanant” – culn’t renember until Leeza saided it rleer.
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A sujestion 4 naem – maibee “Wite Manatee??” Dat’z anuver hooge aminlol.
we calls it Hogswatch at mai howse…
Pterry Pratchett ref FTW!!!
Wii celebrate Hogawatch at mai howse two!
Ai has seen it done wher if sumwun wants ur prezzie, dey gibs yoo teh wun tehy has and donut want.
yew just hasta make sure yew donut bring any gifties that are:
photoshoppped gifts
gifts harmful to the kittehs
not funny gifts
gifts we have seen before
gifts that are nawt real gifts, but a stachoo of an elofunt
….
or, since it’s bawksing day, maybe yer allowed to get rid of ALL those gifts. ai finkso.
rummajrummajrummaj
ooooooh, dere’s lotza regifting itemz in here:
Azimunthal Nomber Diet Plan
Beez Kneez Leg warmerz
Cat apult
Doggie Dish made o Melamine wif Lassies Name mispelt
Elolfant Statchoo
F…
Forgot to say diet plan wuz “as seen on TV!!!”
G…
Ginormaus Froot Kake
HazMat soot (previously worn, owner still in decon)
Interesting crafts med by annoying nefew
J…
Jerked chicken
Kilos of chocolate
Liters of martoonies
M…
My Little Pony glue factory playset.
Nerf hockey mask.
Oragami instructional video hosted by Bobcat Goldwait.
P…
*sob* ai fink dey iz nawt gunna lettuce dew dis noe mores, cuz limitationation iz bein put onna comintation… ARE CLOSED!!
Ai hoep iz juss WP habbin an attakk uv teh Mundaiz
I think skwirrlgrrl maybe has been celebrating early. Vidyeo is available. Check it out.
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w w w.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q
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(yew has to skwish the w’s together)
Phillipe!
U sed u wud never tell!!
*red fase*
And I thot sekret agents were teh discreet.
AWWWWWWWW!!!! kissykissykissy
****nibbles kitty-sock, kisses kitty0-foot, AWWWW!!****
It lukks cleen an flooffy 2 me! Congrats Leeza!
I has a sadtail, sooo mucch- they are closing the comments after only a few entries!! WHAT ARE THEY THINKING!! cheezland is being shut down…
*sits in corner, sobbing uncontrolably, unable to even use her LOL speak*
Awwww. Duzn’t cry kittybooocat!! I finkso deh b fixing deh borktz…. It will awl b bedder… soon, it hopez… In deh meentimez, haz a nice hot chokklit and snugglol up in deh floofee blankee.
Haz u had a messij frum teh Cheezes? Ai thort uv sendin a messij 2 dem, but den thort dey mite be swompt wiov angree lollerz.
Ai nawt sekkund told dem dat the “Teh Dating Game” lol wuz borked.
From Kelly Peck: “What are you referring to?”
Ai replied wit a detail descripshun ob the no comments, comments awr closed and disappearing Who Be Talkin’linkees, but ai habn’t herd bak frum dem yet.
Ai hab angree at stoopy troll dat maded awl dis trubbel fur us!
duzzint waist ur enurgee. beez happitayl that we are awl heer hiding togevver in teh kitten wif a sock pikshur!
Ob corse yew awr rite smacky.
::Haz uh happytail again::
Luk wut ai can dew!!!
::puts awn sox and pretends to ice skate on teh linoleum::
Ware aer teh uvver free?
Ai seez dem! An dey haz pinkie-pinkie toe pads…holdin CHRG titely!
Kitteh haz mismatched soks, tennis shoe sox onna front, I guess the sok monster strikess all.
Free lil kittens,
Haz lost there mitt’ns,
N day began to cwy,
Oh, annipuss dear,
We sadlee fear
Our mitt’ns dun gotted lost.
“Wot! Lost your mittens,
Yu nauty kittens!
Then you shall have no pI
Mee-ow, mee-ow, mee-ow, mee-ow.
You shall have no pI.
[dis bean new verse the sekkund }
Dis liddle kitten
haz losted thwee mittens
But she twill not wurry oar cwy:
cuss annipuss dear
will snorgulz and cheer
adn gib teh pour kittee sum pi…
i finkso needs moar verses?
Dis cutelil kittee
haz found 2 fwont mitt’ns
and ohme oh me oh mY…
iz cauzink da splortz
to wot wii resort?!!!
teh tendrilz0doom need’d nigh!
plz tu keeping ur ten drillz uv doom tu ursef, mz maryOspockn!!!!
i think that i will never sees
a poem as lubblee as mais oui’s!
:blushyface” wot a tree mendous complimint ref!
oooo good one
Cween mj smitten
by cute liddul kitten
distwakted by dat kyutee pi
not notices tendrils
adn soon, too her peril…
ohme, ohme, oh my…
Deh cween iz no fool
She pullz owt a tool
Deh ten drillz b snipt
Adn in Herb E Side dipt.
*bzzzzzzzzzzt* sowy kween, you not can haz teh korrekt meter.
*twapdooropens below kween, she falls on floofy pile of …
Teh tendrils ob doom
meet teh cween in her room
adn horribul battul ensood.
Teh tendrils went flying
adn in poysin wer dying
leeving boff in a terribul mood.
sry mary, ahm next best thing to useless for poetry.
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a dirty limerick maybe…..poem, nawt so muches
Here, ai halp.
How ’bout uh Christmas poem?
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Roses are reddish.
Violets are bluish.
If it weren’t fur Christmas
we’d awl be Jewish. – BH
Am nawt!! Ai be pagan! Dont wan nuffin wiff eever wun ob dem.
Roses are red
Vilets are blu
Ai rote a poem
And nao ai rote tu
so dere.
::facepaw::
Wii doin verses. Mai bad.
*chuckles*
well there’s always yule tide bonfire
YAY!!!
Ai lubs fyres. Wot can we burn?
got some spare politicians? they’re usually greasy enough to burn a treat
I am going to put you in my Chrismous sock, kitteh! Just warning you!
I am pushing the emergency splort warnin button folks. Der is sum serious kyute goin down here!
*Quickly puts on his Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses*
Boy, that was close!
What a cyoot little kitteh!
How can ai put prezzies in tihs sokk? It’s alreddy full ov me!
An what better pressie is dere? Dis is nawt a problum, I assur yu! I gets yu gushifud fer teh holiday and teh pressie will be part of yer kyute self! Great probum solvin, I haz it!
ai haz ruuuum in mai hat fur yer prezzies!! ai pwomish tew gib dems tew yew!!!
Lookit dat! Pinkee toe pads, pinky noes, cute littlol ears, big eyes … oh …
ooooh…. ka-splort!
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up upfi’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep dekuratid wiv jingly bells *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fank u, annipuss! *feelers wobbling*
Ai fink ai will stay here a bit longer and jingle mai bells.
*jingle bingle jingle bingle jingle bingle jingle bingle jingle*
Yu hadda menshun teh pinky pinky toe pads, didn’t yu? SIgh.
Ai sawd deh pinky toes and noes rite awai…definately sploortilissious!
Deh kyoots….ai haz dem!
pinkee pinkee tow pads dans dans dans
pinkee pinkee nozie dans dans dans
hop hop twerl hot cha cha
pinkee pinkee dans dans dans
Upfi, hang on!
*vakyuum up teh brainz wif teh supper strnf brayn sucker nd strayner
*rinse teh brains wif soothing, pine-scented cerebral spinal fluid
*replace braynes bery gently*
Ooooh, nice cranium yu haz, Upfi
*tape the skull top back togevver
*put on the CHRGwdoi
Here’s sum nice gluhwein for yu, Upfi, wif thin nd crispy ginger cookies.
And a cheezpepps blankkie, too.
{{{{{Upfi}}}}}
Nice cranium? Wot a nice compleemant!
Oooooh, Glühwein!! Fank u booklion!!
*Nom sip nom sip nom sip*
Aaaaah. Dat feelz mush bettur. I just keep mai I’s closed.
*super splort!*
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up PK’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep dekuratid wiv jingly bells *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Just be carefulls dat you is not loose dat sock in wash… Socks is albays goes missing when you is wash dem… Den you is jus has one sock an wunnder where da udder sock be…
Soksis is beein teh larval staej ob wier hangurs. Dey crawuls off bai demselbs, tu compleet der metrom…mestro…metamphs…chanjin frum wun fing tu anuvver. Is troo – ebbree tiem a soks gos missin, yu sudnlee akwier moar wier hangurs.
omaigudnis!! Sudnlee ai has mai festib hat an mai festib reef (maed ob teh nips) wot ai tried tu du dais an dais agon! YAAAY! Ai has awlmos has a gibbenup foar dat. Merimerimeri Ebrifings Tu Ebreewun!
Butt (**insert yoosooal commint heer**) teh stoopid ting has tooken awai mai bloonis nao – GGRRRRRR!!!!
interestin theroy!
Mai, mai! It’s Splort O’Rama hereaboutz! Dat’s one srsly ‘dorble kitteh, dere. An’a nice contrast to the previous LOL examinin hiz pointy endz. Ebil paw? or cyoot sox paw? You b da judj
I was teh judge and I ended up fallin’thru a trap door. *U* be teh jugde this time!
****ahem****mai ai haz ur tension pleez!
Wee haz a mager sploort atack immemint!
Pleez tew put on teh CHRG, baffing cap wif fluers an mush hollyday ducky tape.
Deh goggles wud b a grate edision awlso.
****Dat wud b teh end awf teh emerg n c broadcast sistem****
Lookit dat! I has a SPLORT.
Whoops. Oh well, guess I’m getting no work done today.
Puff, pant, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Jenn’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep dekuratid wiv jingly bells *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt lolofant*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Mai gudness, annipuss!! U b manning deh CCC like a real trooper!!!
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Heer, take a brake. I gib u a nice not chokklit wif wippee creem adn chokklit sprinklolz adn a candy cane fur a sturry stikk.
*slurp!!!!!!*
wot, why you luk at me dat way? i wuz just sharing like you toll me two.
Oooh… jingly bells… *shakes head* *jingle jingle jingle*
kitteh gets a cutez win!
Aw shuut…*luks way* *trieds not 2 luk*…dang…*luks* *bwinks* *goeds awwwwwwwww* ^_^
SPLORT!!!
OH noez!! anuzzer splort!!!
*dragz CCC down deh fred.
*sweep awl deh branez intu a pile and skuppingz dem up adn puttingz dem bak intu deh AragornDK braynial cabity.*
Noiw sit still whyle I git u a nice littlol CHRG frum the CCC and sum dukkee taype.
OK u b awl figgzt up now.
Heerz a nice not chokklit wif wippee creem adn chokklit sprinklolz adn a candy cane fur a sturry stikk. Adn a chokklit possum.
*wrapz AragornDK in floofee blankee and sitz him in deh Hed Splort Rekubberee Ward.
Kthx cweenmj, is can be feelun gud nao.
*don…dou…gievs huge chokklit dunachun an dukkee taep an blankeez 2 da Hed Splort Rekubberee Ward pershun…per…ppl*
Anni, Ai wud run fas fas, iz splortz awl ober, and jus U tu rescue.
BTW, Y choclit “possum”?
I has a wunder aobut tihs, too. Mebbe cweenmj noes – we send her messij.
Ai finkso is choklit possum cuz possums be nawt so kyoot an mite keepz yu frum splortin agin afore yu has heeling frum teh last wun.
Onlee wun wurd fur dis.
**SPLORT**
**splort skward**
Oh, noes – twoo unattended splorts!
Heer cumz teh CCC
*too teems run owt, wun for dapanferkitteh an wun fur brainfire*
*sweep up branes an rinse dem wiv lemming sented water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep dekuratid wiv yool logs*
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictims to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrappem in floofy cheezpeepl map blankies an gib dem sum hawt choklit an choklitt possums*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez. An dat goes for teh next LOL, too!
*CCC races oft to fix ovver splorts*
burfday fairy iz heer, an bringx sumfin eben bettr tahn a sok! (tho if teh sok beez attachd to a kyoot bebbeh, taht iz abowt teh best tehr iz!!) i brings a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all the cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehm burfdays today (an yesterday; let me kno if i missd yoo, an i’ll gib yoo a speshul swish ob teh burfday wand) an COOKEEZ! shugr cookees, choklit cookiez, almund cukies, razzlebery jam cookkies, ginjerbred kookies, an toffee coockies! along wif hot choklit wif wippy kreem, peppymint stiks, an/or alkyholik/nonalkyhoklik fortificayshun ob yor choyse. also poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on tehm, an goody bags wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, ittybitty sekrit diyareez wif ittybitty sparkly pensils, kandees, an puffy ginjerbredboy stikkers wif googly eyes!!
rebember, teh party treets an goodie bags are for all teh party gestses, not only teh burfday peeps!! an bekawz teh burfday fairy iz majik, tehr iz alwayz enuff for evreewun!!
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*takes a ginjerbred kookie, and hot choklit wif wippy kreem, peppymint stiks, and peppymint schnopps*
*goez away to rite letter to Santa in sekrit diaree*
Deer Santa,
U is not really going to bring me cole, is u?
I know u is not teh dirtee. Itz just teh stoopy name. I promisses to chang it.
Plz to bring me wut u promisst.
Kthxbai,
Leeza
Deer Leeza,
Ob corse yu is getting teh cole dis yeer; ai sees yur nayme onna nawty list.
Y yu is onna nawty list? Yu rly has tu ask?
Sides, ai wus teh dwunk wen ai “promisst” whut yu sed ai promisst.
kthxbgudnxtyeer
Sandy Claws
*hedbats SMP*
U is not Santa!!
U is Imposter Claws!
Purrhaps Scrooge iz secretly afraid ob Santa and duzn’t want N-E-wun tew noe.
Mehbee himz Claustrophobic.
*holds paws to hed, holding it tightly*
Oh!!! oh teh payne ov it!
@@@@@ fur yu, shirley66
R u mah feets?
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-3lionz/lolz
Awwww…*dubbl cheks anti splort protection* *holds bathin cap titely tu hed*
Cute littlol kitteh wif da sok! Luk at hims littlol face an pretty eyes!!
Teh stockings aer hung by teh chim-meh-ney with care, in hopes that Sandy Paws soon would b there!
*SPLORT*
Oh, noes – more splorts down teh thred!
Heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up KKC’s branes an rinse dem wiv lemming sented water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep dekuratid wiv snoflaeks *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez. An dat goes for teh next LOL, too!
*CCC races oft to fix ovver splorts*
*wavey wavies tuxedoed paw from under cheezpeepl blankie*
Ty!
Ooh! Hawt choklit! *slurp*
*WOOP WOOP WOOP*
Alert!…Alert!
WP iz at it again. The home page says The Dating Game lol hab no cawmints, and iz closed tew cawmints, and the Who Be Talkin’lost all the linkees.
Yes, I got that too – I wondered if it was something to do with the offensive troll.
Actually, I tried to add a comment and got a message saying that “this topic is now closed” or something like that. Very tiresome.
Ai tryd to post to sai taht an it wuddent let me!
An nao it will – stoopy WeirdPress!
Ai noe they stoopy and annoying, but dat wuz a bit drastic.
*SHEESH*
Tiresome indeed.
Ai wunner iffn enniwun haz rited 2 teh Cheezis – dey yooshullee juss remoob teh `fensib posts an bar teh troll.
I jes left dem uh messy.
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And I wrote them uh note too.
Less see iffn ennifing cumz uv it den.
CTRL-ALT-GRR iz closed now.
halp halp! we’z bein oppressd!
now we sees the violins inherent in teh system!
look look, ahm bein’oppressed!
Ifinkso them be habbin a Big ole Tekky branefart. Is awl abit strange. O.o
An berry annoyin! It iz spoylin mai ebenin – an prolly ebriwun else’s 2.
Meh tu…. wuz it dat bad, ai seen a littlol bit ub dem an den had tu run off…jes as well ai gess!
it spoilz mai abturnoon. ai wuz tryin tu distrakt meself frum dis reel heddake and i findz a virtuwal wun!
I taek dat bak, cuz i finded u guyze an nao i has a happytail. even if mai hed naw sew happie.
Ai played hookie frum wurk…fur dis?!?
Is taht a teknikkel turm?!
Aifinkso. Teh BOTB is in awlla manuwalls!
Charkole Tukkseedo
Liddill Kitteh wayrz t3h hyte
ubz Feelyne Fasshunn
Charkole Tukkseedo
habz wyte vest, glubz and spatz. An
instant classik!
Charkole Tukkseedo
Liddill Kitteh nebburr habz
t3h dry cleeneeng billz
Charkole Tukkseedo
fashin staytment sez, ” I beez
handsumm Jaymz Bawnd Tawm!”
Jack.
Thx, Jack. Dat halps taek awai teh narstee tayste frum teh horrid troll neckst dore.
jack…will yoo marree me??
Is awl teh kommints klosed? I tried awn teh top 2 an kuddn’t say ohai!
Ai fink ia juss doze 2 at teh momint.
Yay! I kin sez it heer!
OHAI ebrybodee!
Ohai smacky!
Ai wuz strugglin to put commints on teh top wun, adn onlee nao thot tu come heer to luk. Glad ai found u gize! Stoopy trolls cant stop us forebber.
Was gonna commint about why trolls are trollish … its eezy tu be cruel, but tu do wut we do takes compush.. kimpashi.. lubbing-kindness, wich takes moar effort adn strenf ob pershonalitee. Trolls dont got dat.
ACKK!! Ai finkedso awl the cheezpeeps had abandund teh place! Neber seen “no comments’on a pikshur beefour!
Dere aer lossa commints awn bofe teh top 2 – juss WP habbin a branefart
it ushully sez it b4 dere is inny kommints, but tudai it is bekuz teh kommints is turned awf thx tu a troll in one ob teh thredz.
Oar at leest thats teh theeree
Ohai annipuss, smacky!!! Stoopy trolls!
Nawt yew guise, ov coarse. Sawry, iz upsetted.
Before dis lol (oar N-E-udder) goez ober 200 comments, plz tew remember dat yew can right click the linkees in the Who Be Talkin’, and copy and paste the linkee location oar address or wuteber yor browser say it is into yor browser’s address bar. Then if you put ?cp=all right before the pound sign (hash mark, ‘#’, etc.) in the address, the shortcuts tew the comments will continue tew wurk past 200 comments coz the ?cp=all fingy maik the pages load in show all mode by default.
Wot is this???
U knows how to out WP WP???
*bows, resists urge to grovel at nc’s feets*
::digs toe ob shoe intu teh durt::
Awww shucks. Ai sed it ‘fore. Ai jes uh humble servant.
It lks az iffn teh uvver 2 lolz aer mendid! fingerz crost – less hoep dats teh lass uv dis sillee commints clozed nonsinse!
My sox iz always kleen…but sum are dirty
blaaaaak sokks they nebbur git durty
teh longur u ware dem teh blakker dey git
.
sooooome tiems i finks i shud wash tehm
but somfink insied me sez doad du it yet!
.
*hopes somebuddy dint awlreddy sing dis song. hazzint had tiem tu reed awlla komints*
thaaat depends on yer skin tone.
kitteh haz bilt in sok!
that is so cute
This is somthing I have been looking for a long time. Thanks!!!
I fink I gotsta infectshun cwalling up my legs
Omg this photo is cute!! Love it keep posting more
wow i am pretty impressed..
aww… so cute and fluffz