DEATH
DEATH Wears a cute little bow
i wear a bow but i nawt sew dedly.
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Lukk owt hyooman
We awl waitin foar new poast
wif bayted bref!
Toona bayted purrhaps?
Happee nawt sekund to U!
FangQ Melissa, less awl go 2 teh tye booteek fur hawt drinkies an den see wat lubblee fings aer dere.
I wanna spiceded sider an an candee!
Ai ‘d liek hawt chokklit wiv cinnamomomom innit an a sweetmeal biskit – den Ai muss get 2 bed.
whassa sweetmeal biskit?
Cud u puts clottid creem on it?
Mmmmm clottid creem…..*hed bak………. droolin*
Is a sweetish cookie maed wiv wholewheat flowr – dey yoost 2 be cawled “Digestive” Ai dunno iffn u haz anyfin leik dem.
Yesh. I noes wut u speek of nao.
YUM!
Do u needz tukin in?
I bets ur bed is nise an comfee wif a bigg floofee blankee an kittehs to snorgle wif.
So sawft.
K i’z meakin mah sef sweepea.
Nawt kwite rite! Ai haz a king siez bed awl 2 maiselb wiv a doovay. Sadlee Ai haz no kittehz.
Me neever.
I has A parrott (see abatar)
hubs finks kitteh will eet birdee.
Yeeeeah riiite!
But.. I has a 95 pawnd goggie an lubs to snorgle.
Manee manee goggie hairz.
I has dem.
Kittehz do nawt need eggstra dekurashun
See? Deth nawt so bad!
hey tha a cute cat
Oh momma Whi Whi WHI u does dis to me!
and comes in on little cat feets.
Jus liek teh fog.
Teh fog… of DETH!
Well, yeah… lol!
Ohai, {{{{{{LCB}}}}}} hoap yur wevvur iz gud. ai saw in Miss Manners abowt da fundursrtomz be bad fur da cat bulrguz.
O hai. So far so guds wif teh whether.
I didnot knoes that Miss Manners rited about cat burgulars. I’ll has to go look!
I saw gnus about burgular in Malaysia hu wuz holded prisoner by *cue spooky mewsik* supernatural entitees fur free daze. Be carefuls nawt to rob teh hawutee hauses, lcb.
google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hJNRF1nRbiUeLD0sRKrqbByE05PAD951JOT81
Haunted houses?
AIIIIEEEEEE!
now THIS is a scream!
or r u givin teh rajun cajun yell, LCB?
O, sry. Allow me to elaboramate:
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
very impressive!
issit teh ghostie of krissmuss presents?
Has u not finished bying urs yet?
*realizes she hasn’t either*
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT
ai looky; noe findee. i can has linky?
an iz werrin….
GING HAM??
o yz, sumwun IZ gonna dii foar dis!!
Prolly deh pursun attacht tu deh hand seen in deh rite side uv deh pixor.
him will die soon, I finkso.
Kitteh nawt happytail wif bow tie dat matchee matchee da blankee hims sits awn, aifinkso.
Ai can amus see da lazers wermin up.
from the look in the kittehs eyes, *enable Inigo Montoya* There will be blood tonight!!!
My neam is Inigo montoya
U keel mah brudder
Prepear to dies!
Oh gawd doant gitz meh startid!!!
AN WUV…….TWOOOOOO WUV…
do u has six fingers on ur left hand??
NEVAR CROTH A THITHEELIAN WHEN DETH ITH ON TEH LINE!!!!
INCONTHEEVABUL!1!
you keep saying that word……..I do not think it means what you think it means.
I like a MLT when the mutton is nice n lean….
Ok I’ll stop now.
POB obseshun. I has eet.
Innervenshun. I needz it!
well, if you must.
.
have fun storming the castle *waves*
*kidnaps Melissa, throws her in teh Pit of Innervenshun*
AS YOU WIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiish
*tumble tumble roll roll*
Now u stay there until I can get Maus to give me teh keys to teh Double Wide Deprogramming Cart.
Teh ablino will takes care of u until then.
Ai switchd glasses wen yu nawt luukin!! Now wich glass yu gonna drinkee out ub!!
I can has bof.
I has spent teh last 5 yeers bilding up a rezistense aginst Iocaine powdurz.
OMG HAAAAALP!!!!
ROUS TEAK ME AWAI!!!!!!
As yoo wish……
FREAKING HILARIOUS CAPTION! purrsgrats!
nawt ebben needz tew yoose layzorz oar fyer….
pointy endz: DEPLOYED
*steps inn, opens molf den cowers bak inna shado*
The great Lord Peter Wimsey’s full name was Peter Death Breedon Wimsey. My spelling may be off; can some of the TTI’ers comment on Death as a name for an Englishman?
Shakes head in puzzlement
“Some choose to say it as Deeth, to rhyme with Heath; I prefer to pronounce it DEATH, to rhyme with breath…”
Dorothy Sayers, what a writer!!
Murder Must Advertise, wun ov my faborites….
Ai fink prolly De’Ath – Ai’m nawt berry well up on Lord Peter Wimsey – ownlee seed teh TB series, nawt redd teh bukks, but De’Ath iz nawt uncommon as a naem.
Ai juss Googled it an it is Death (nawt De’Ath but dat iz prolly ware teh naem cums frum)
iz bene a dictid tu Dorothy Sayers sins ai wuz fierss tene ager, olwais puzzlold abaowt taht naym — iz reelli commen in TTI? ownur can haz lotza splanayshuns, aifinkso..
Teh naem De’Ath cums frum teh Norman inbashun in 1066AD an haz got chanjd to Death. Der aer sebrul naems startin wiv “De’ ” dat aer frum peepl hoo caem heer wiv William teh Konkerer.
FanQ annipuss! dindn nkow enni ob dis befoar. mai new edjumacashun, ai showz yu it!
so dis aslo impl.. plim… meenz tu sae LordPeterWimsey B terriblolly, terrlolibly AHristowkitteh cause of ansistral Norman naym, aifinks.
Yiss, lossa peepl wiv teh De’ find aer arrystokratik, but Ai noed sumwun wiv teh naem D’Arcy hoo wuz a bloo collar werker.
So, is Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice a not-aristocratic descendent of a D’Arcy? Rich, that is, but not titled…
*swoons* Mr Darcy!!
Liekwiez!
Yesh! Fanx, Annipuss.
William De Conkerer?
tis an FHC! but, da purrsgrats, lame! >:( finde sumtin els 2 sai!
lord peter guy??? me dinks he iz a poser! >:(
I’m surpryzed teh bow iz nawt shredded.
yett iz teh key wurd dat yoo shud hab yoosed…
Gud poynt, DK.
pikture in a minyute laytor:
*bow adn eberyting arawnd kitteh, incloodin hyooman, arre eithurr shredded, oar kompleetelee skratched upp*
*kitteh in teh middlol ob ebberyting, lukkin at teh kamara, sain: “wut? ai didn’t du anyting…”*
wuz da goggeh. olwais.
oh, ob kowures…..kitteh nebbar duz /anyting/ liek dat…
But wii nawt has goggie.
it was stealth goggie
Stealth goggie?
**shudders at pawsibilitees**
iz nuffink compayurred tew ninja kitteh!
the ninja kitteh will not give ya the cold nose of interrogation while in yer skivvies and gettin’ something from under the sink.
.
no it was not me, I was observing.
.
My sister however……….
hmmm….gud poynt, yoo has it!
aaannnnd my little sister got it.
.
the screech was terrible to behold.
ai apparentlee, did nawt….
wut wuz teh poynt dat her gawt??
the cold, wet nose
I finkso he’s talking bout teh cold wet nose of a doggeh.
Tehy seems to have a partikular yen for stikking their noses in very embarassin plases.
*kk4 shivvurs hur timbers at da thot*
Dan, duz u normalee observ ur sister in hur skivvies?
an old friend of mine has the opinion the I am from a family of nudists.
.
just because I was usually in a towel when the dork rang the doorbell
Um…uh….
**heds to NB**
woz it a 10p towl or a 100p towl?
*grins*
as I hadn’t hit my full growth, I probably could’ve used a 10p towel as a blanket.
ooohh sry, forgot about that late bloomin thing.
corse u dint say how old u were at teh time.
cudda bin last month at Fangs givving…
izz okay, ann was loooong time ago.
sew, I has a curious.
How do u make a mosh pit?
And why do u have to crawl under seats to do it?
I crawl under to unlock wheels, unplug isle lights, and remove blocks. This enables the risers with the seats mounted upon them to roll away. The concrete area exposed becomes a mosh pit, or general admission pit. Either way, it’s a candidate for Dirty Jobs. Dirty…Painful….Hazardous…Jobs.
and needing of traction….
well I hopes u is compensated for teh hazardusty duty!
sew they don’t put anything down liek sawdust, or anything soft rite? Itz just banging around into each other jest for teh funovit, and too bad ifya get hurt?
(I know that’s a stoopy question, but I has never been to a show where there was any moshin’)
oh please lord no….no sawdust….I have trouble enough trying to keep the bolt-holes clear. *shudders* The painful part is in dragging my increasingly pudgy self through an 8″ high gap over concrete and under steel framing.
OOOH OOOH, Yu shuld cal da Dirtee jobs guy, den we kin sees yu on tv!!!
I has some roller blading knee and ankle pads if u want em. I will never have need of tehm again….
My uncoordination. Let me live thru it!
Sounds like a NYs resolushun fing to me….
Oh, and rist pads too.
Plus teh skates…..
nah, only one person gets really dirty, everyone else can just wash thier hands and be done. and the Dirty Jobs guy is kinda buff, he would never fit under there for the worst part.
dat duz nawt sawnd liek sumtin sumwun duz foar ‘teh funobit’…
Aww, shoot. Ai likes da Dirty Jobs guy!! Ar yu shur Dan? Him always askin peeps tu email him wif ideas. Pictures secret crush dirty jobs guy an Dan in segment. *sighs*
wuz nayborez goggie, den. goggiez berri ebil at finking up misschivezez. oll dey ebber doez *YAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNzz* Yu finish wif meh naow? gottza wash. kthxbai hoomin! gud lukkk fainding goggehz!
Gud wun, DK!
da bow is awesome
It matches ur quilt.
Hey Dan, wud u do me a favur?
Clicky awn my bloo name an gib me ur opinyun of my kweshtun. I wud lyk a man’s perspecktiv.
**hopes hur did teh linkee fing rite**
inn mai opynyun, ai suppozes dat eet dependz awn teh kwestyon yer askin…
ai izza girl but mai experience says: the hed will fill wit tings much mor den wutebber teh real anzer be. an iffin yew iz leik moz ub uz wimmin, yew will break down an ask sumdai, so git it ober wit!
of couze depend onna wut questin iz- der are SUM times when knowin answer duz nawt change a ting!
Troo, troo.
aifinks sumtaim us wimminz getz so invlolved wif da kwesshin, it getz hyooooge ee moshonal enrgeh an we finks of nuffing eles. meantaim, ovver persin (speshully if boy persin) goez along happitail finkzing nuffing atall rong. Den, askzing kwesshun kan kowse oll kaindz fo %^&^%$^. mai noo stregadjy: wate foar a weke. oar eleben daze. if kwesshun dislolves meentaim, wuz mai magicnashun, nawt reel.
I will prolly try to hold out awn axkin.
I shud kno teh anser in time, but if enuf time elapses an I nawt kno anser, tehn mebbe I will be bettur purrpayred foar teh anser.
rhsb…ai nawt noes dat wuz man qweshun..aifot it wuz girlfren qweshun! Mebbe beddur to put owt da feelers an see fore yu ask. Hey, ai bin luukin at da Nancy Drew mystery we tawlk bout….since ai writed ledder tu dis person an dey hab mai email address now….dey nawt kin mess up mai emails and compooter, kan dey? *kk4 has worry now…an littlol skard dat hur writed tu dem*
I nawt finkso, but I nawt gud wun tew axk.
Iz sorta man kweshtun.
DK, kin yu halp wif mai qweshun?
purrhapz…haoebber, ai nawt knoez wut ur kwestyun iz…
Ai hab tu puts in awn yur profile, okai?
fyen bai meh…
Iz alreddy on der!
Ai can has opinion? Ai awr uh man. Oar did yew specikully want Dan’s OpEd.
Hey der, mr santa wif da shades awn!!! *waves tu nativeca66*
::waves knuckled up floofy paw at KK4::
Sawry, I gawt writer’s cramp frum mai exhortation tew rhsb.
**offers nativeca66 sum ibuprofen an a bevridj**
*rattle rattle*
*GULP*
Fanky, ai fink mai hed hurts moar dan mai hand.
::Luks arownd fur uh pillow::
Heer has extry-floofy cheezland pillow. Iz frum teh TyBooteek.
*whips owt tray ub deelish snaks an drinkees, an catnip fur nc66* Yu da WIN mai frend!!!
Aww shucks. Ai yam jes uh humble servant.
Fanky fur the treats tho.
Aifinks yu gawt moar kittehs den ai do! Dat in itself is worthy ub treets!
*Ahhhhhhh*
::snugglez down tew read cawmints ai missed::
Hey dis doan goe here. Dis goez up there ↑↑↑.
Well, ifn u gots tew menny kittehs, I kin halp u owt wif dat.
**looks at kittehs awn nc66’s profyle**
I will take teh grumpee-luukin floofy wun dats in teh last pikshur.
Hims ober teh bridge nao, butt ai wuldn’t gib up N-E ob mai kittehs (oar bird or goggie) fur N-E-fing.
::tuks kimba and bear closer awn the sofa::
::jes in case rhsb get N-E bright ideas::
::eyes rhsb wit uh suspicion::
The question wuldn’t be…do yew liek kittehs, can wii hab wun, wuld it?
Nope. Nawt yet, ennyway.
I iz gettin diborsed, so no romantikul relayshunships rite nao.
**eyes uther kittehs wif a innerest**
Ai iz sawry tew hear dat.
In dat case teh question shuld bii, hey handsome, iz that uh gift in yor pawket oar awr yew jes happy tew be takin meh tew teh Christmas party next week.
LOLZ!
Wee lubbs yu, man!!!
And ai lubbs yew tew…um…man.
::takes cough syrup away from KK4::
::replace with hawt cocoa and peppermint stick::
*kk4 takes bak coff syrup before it awl gone* *chugs da rest, rinses out bottlol wif wadders* Iz ok, ai gits refill soon!!
*takes peppermint stik..gibs nativeca66 gentil tap on hand wen hims luuk thru da medysin cabinet*
Plz feel free.
::Take uh deep breath::
OK here goes
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Menz iz single minded. Keep dat in mind. Dey doan multi-task sew gud, sew dey can nawt fink ob moar dan wun fing at a tiem like womenz can. Since yew wanted uh man’s opinyun, ai’m assuming iz uh man-woman type ob question yew want tew ask. And, since ye awr afraid ob damaging teh friendship, ai’m finkin’ iz uh kind ob question dat culd maik it uncomfortable between yew if teh answer izn’t wut yew fink it might. Sew teh issue iz, wut if it izn’t, yes? Being single minded, we liek teh question tew bii asked. Whateber teh answer be, we can confront it, resolve it, and move awn tew the next single thing we have tew think about. Since we can only fink ob wun fing at a tiem, we need tew dew dat sew we can touch awn az manee fings az we can, one right aftur teh udder, sew we can get tew them awl. Dats why we liek it when womenz take teh initiative once in a while. Iz jes wun fing we can check awf our mental list ob fings tew get tew. Knowing dat, know dis. We tend to accept dat awkwardness comes wit habing tew jump intu fings wifowt certainty, and we tend to overluk it because we know it jes goez along wit the territory. We espeshully forgive it in womenz, coz we know how difficult it iz fur them tew put themselves owt there nawt knowin’ awl teh consequences coz they wuld rather consider awl teh variable at wunce, somefing we jes aren’t equipped tew dew. We doan understand why iz difficult fur women, coz we fink teh women hab awl the power when it comes to man-woman fings, but we recognize dat womens iz sometimes moar afraid than we awr coz of their ability to think of the what-ifs. Now, I doan know wut teh question is dat yew want tew ask, but… If yew fink the question might maik him feel awkward, doan worry. Hiz ego will taik care ob dat. Datz why wii hab them, tew counteract the fear we feel habin’ tew deal wit situations ob uncertainty. If yew fink the question might maik yew feel awkward, then yew hab to judge whether he iz a gud kind ob man dat wuld appreciate yew being forthwright and nawt yooz it against yew. There awr immature menz dat habn’t developed the ability to remain confident in themselves despite the uncertainty that they have to deal with, and those menz yooz teh delicate side ob women against them to boost their own inadequate egos. But, iffen heez uh gud man, then he will dismiss any awkwardness az long az yew awr willing tew, and he will eben be grateful tew yew that yew were brave enough tew bring it up, and he will respect yew moar fur doing it. Wen yew ask tho, remember dat he might nawt be expectin’ the question. His desire to deal wit it right away may make him gib yew an answer dats nawt eggzactly wut he really wanted tew say. Sew gib him some tiem tew qualify wut he said, be patient and encourage him. We need it moar than yew fink.
*hed reels* dat wuz da awsume!!! Ebben doh it nawt meh dat ask qweshun…yu rock!!!
totallee rokk, nativeca66.
Wow. Dat wuz awesum!
Fank u sew musch!
I has lots to fink abowt nao.
oooooo. dat b a eggsalad anser!!! thotful adn intelllleegent, adn prolly useful… Dese menz in Cheezland….Dey b so gud tu haz arownd!! ::smilol:
Yup, CheezMens iz awesum!
“Teh hardest tew lern wuz teh leest complikated…”
meow…………wow!!!
Hey, Jkitty, ai still nawt hab da festive abitar!! *powts*
wut up wif dat? ai not sees it eiver……..not on yer who be tawkin yet too
PS ai sended yew a emeow agin….. ai hazza question fur yew
KK4 did yew make yer kitteh lol smaller so it fits in teh abatar square…….sry dat is a rilly stoopie kweschun…….. (‘liminate teh obvius)
Aifinkso ai did…ai chek emeow now…ai got da abitar on mai profile, but nawt kin sees it on heer…Ai wunders wat happin, an if ai hab tu duz it agin.
Ai sended yu emeow, Jkitty. We awn da same page, aifinkso!! Schmoo!!
{{{Jkitty}}}
aifinkso we is in teh sayme buk!!! lol
*gibs Jkitty high five wif floofy paws*
ai gibs yew high ten!!!
Bow tew be shredded in 3, 2, 1…
GNUS At WATEBERTIEMEETIZFORYOO: Any moar peepz dat wanna b inn meh moovee?So far wii haz:
Upfi
Leeza-b
Draconic kitteh
Plasticat
Kittehbookat
dis izza lego stop-motion moovee Ai will b doing az soon az Ai get teh kittehs(nda skirrls nda kat-urr-pillurs) dun. A preview will bii maed nda Ai will putting a link tuu teh Preview weneber eet getz dun. O yah! Teh naem ob teh moovee iz “Teh Cwest ob teh Cween” in which Cweenmj (hoo Ai unn-noeinlee tuu hur, forrsed intuu dis
) senz cheezfrenz owt tuu fin teh lost treshurr ob ICHC. Contact mii in anee wai, shape, form oar pii tuu letting me noe wat yoo wud liek tuu b in teh moovee.
Deth Jam kitteh ware da bling.
Oh grate. Luuk wat iz awn weather.com foar our area…
AN ARCTIC COLD FRONT WILL MOVE THROUGH THE LOWER OHIO VALLEY MONDAY RESULTING IN RAPID TEMPERATURE FALLS THROUGH THE DAY. THE FRONT WILL BE ACCOMPANIED BY RAIN… WITH A WINTRY MIX OF FREEZING RAIN… SLEET AND SNOW DEVELOPING DURING THE AFTERNOON AS TEMPERATURES FALL TO NEAR FREEZING OR BELOW. THE MIX OF PRECIPITATION WILL LIKELY CONTINUE THROUGH TUESDAY MORNING AS TEMPERATURES FALL WELL BELOW FREEZING WITH THE POTENTIAL FOR SIGNIFICANT ICE AND SNOW ACCUMULATION.
A WINTER STORM WATCH MEANS THERE IS A POTENTIAL FOR SIGNIFICANT SNOW… SLEET… OR ICE ACCUMULATIONS. THIS WINTRY MIX WILL AFFECT THE MONDAY AFTERNOON AND TUESDAY MORNING RUSH HOUR.
West River tolded us dis mornin dat he in middlol ub blizzard rite now!
I herd sumfing abowt dat awn teh tee-vee dis moarnin, dat ND & SD wuz gettin hit.
Guess it’s headin heer nao.
DO NAWT WANT.
ai wishez dat eet wuz gunna bee heer in GA…
ai bringed in teh plantz frum teh patio an dems wuz frizzen solid……… we gonna hab teh coldest wethr we haz had sins 1990!!!
Oh noes!! Ai hope plantz is okai! Ai gawts sew many plants, wuld beh hard tu watches dem freez!
I still memembers teh ice storms wii has had heer.
Durin wun, I wuz stuk in Knoxville, TN. Teh innerstate wuz closed an wii cud nawt get hoam foar a fue dayz.
Durin anudder wun, I wuz libbin heer wif mahm an dad an teh lecktriks went owt foar lyk 4 dayz! NAWT fun! Wii had tew run generatur okayshunalee tew keep fuds frum spoilin. Oh an teh cabin feever wuz horriblol! Wii cud nawt taek showers becuz teh watter wuz kold. Had tew gets creatib wif cuukin tew, sinse howsse iz awl lektrik.
**dreems of tropiclol breezes an sun**
Sew, if y’all nawt heer frum me foar a fue dayz, sumwun plz tew check awn me an maek shur I nawt frozed to def, ‘k?
Ai will send fyremins an parrymedics tu yu!! *kk4 reddys speed dial, reddy tu jump on da truk*
wai Rhsb, ai thot yew libbed at yer parints house……….. mebbe dey mite notice?
Yabbut, teh fyremenz an parameddiks wud be a nise touch.
Ah heck, send ‘em ennyway!
nah, ai mite neddem………. ai nawt has parints here
Oh……my.
K u comes to Jawja an libs wif me foar teh wintur.
It rainee, but teh next free dais we has a hi of sebentee.
but toonite, it vary cold.
At leest to me.
Sebentee?!?! WANT!
O, rhsb, u kum bizit us in Texiz. Dis b ower 4kast fur tumorree:
Mostly cloudy. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible.
High 72F. Winds SE at 10 to 15 mph.
.
: -D
Oh yeah!
**runs to pack bags**
U gots room foar me, cween?
Wii haz deh kouch dat u kin sleeping on. But, um…. not to b pakking deh bagz… wi dusn’t haz ruum fur ennee uv ur stuff, like kloze adn toy let treez. Nope, no maor ruumz fur stuff, just ruum fur u.
Hmmm…dat cud be problim.
Un-clothed rhsb? U nawt want. Trust me.
Stinkee rhsb? U nawt want dat ethur.
O.o
o adn yes, ai kno dis is random, butt awurr draiyurr nawt wurkin, adn wii hastew waet foar next tewsdai tew git eet fixededed…
*sprays rhsb wif fragrant perfewm dat smells ub exotic spices an flowers* *gibs hur majikal sootcase full ub clothes dat take up no room*
like a bag of holding? (mai D&D geekiness, lemme show you eet….and no, you do not get a saving throw)
Plz tew go eezy awn teh purrfume, KK.
My allergies tew sertin smells, let me show u it. Remember “Giorgio” perfume? It will trigger a migraine kwiker tahn ennyfing.
Uh oh, Giorgio!! Pleh…ai like da smell ub patchooli, but ai old hippie gurl…
Howevah…. I wud liek summa dat dere sno.
We awl freek owt run to teh stores an buy bred an milkee, an den everyfing
SHUTS DAOWN!!!!!
Teh bred an milkee, is tradishun.
We does it…nobudee noes whi.
Eberywun duz it. I usta werk at grosheree stoar an hated wen teh snow wuz forecasted. Eberywun an dere cuzzin camed tew teh stoar!
I has swared dat teh wevver man gets kik-baks from Kroger wen him predicts teh snows.
Dat’s how it wuz wen ai libbd in Colorado way up on da divide….wen dey sez snow, ebbryon an cuzzins goes tu da littlol store tu stoks up.
ai duzznt mind ebbrywun, but dat darnd cuzzin!! sheesh
ohai eberwun..how com neber iz eber woeman and her cuzzin’? Cos wii gotz style an nawt need tu be cuzzin’..*snerk*
ohai CCR, how is yer cuzzin?
Good name for a cat
*Mayk mai day, dog.*
Yay! A loldeff!
Hehe
Dat’s not a LITTLE bow…. dat’s a bery BIG bow!!
lol randum rulez