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Hairball in 3… 2… 1…
*ack*
U wanna drink Maus?
Hare of teh kitteh maybe?
Tehy say consooming ur enemiez gives u their strenght…
Ai noe teh feelin
Kitteh haz met WP ai see.
Lukks liek dat!
Nao Who Be Talkin’ gone again.
*hedesk*
*hedesk*
etc.
Oops…iz back. Mai impatience. Let me show it tew yew.
I iz having a munday.
Ummm……. I think taht b a gud thing…. It IZ munday…. at leest it iz heer.
It’z been Mundai awl dai heer. PLEH!
Pleh is teh koorekt. I is soooo tired after teh weekend.
pleh iz teh wurd…ai juss fownd awt dat ai has missed turnin inn liek 5 assinmintz….sew mai graed iz nawt sew gud, adn mai parentull yoonitz nawt hapee abawt dat, adn nao mai pyooter iz aktin funneh awn meh…
*skwink*
@@@@@!
Dat’s me todai!
I work in IT – feel like this alot (but cant behave dat way!)
ai hazza IT joke fur yew: haow minny compooter progummer it teak tew change teh light bulb?
none, it’s a hardware problem
Ha – Ai was gonna gess tew (wun tu change it, anudder to debug it), but yor rite, dan – dats hardware. I was thinking IT in genral, not juss programmers lyke kittyboo said.
What say you, KBC? Was eeder ob us rite?
ya know how many hardware engineers it takes to change a lightbulb?
hoo turned awn teh lites??? turn em awfff!! can’t program in teh brite lite!
none…..we’ll fix it in the software.
oh…I’ve heard that one….There’s like 5 other parts to it, right?
None. You change the standard to “dark” and upgrade the users.
oo! oo! hao mennee?
Ai wud hope juss wun iffn himz wuz gud, but ahm shur u got sumfin mush funneeer den dat!
how mannee psykologists it taykes to chanyge a lite bulb?
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onlee wun, but teh lite bulb hasta reeeleee want to chaynge.
yez- “can’t be dun, izza hardware problum!!” tho ai wuz gonna stump yewz but NOE, yew has teh cleversness
Ai werks in IT 2 anna sumteimz i wantz to log on2 da serbers and “rm *” (removez eberyting). Butt (oops i siad *butt*) i doeznt. Too much ethics and am serber admin soz id hab 2 fixit.
taht iz a gud cummand tew uz sumtymes tho!
att leest yoo aren’t yoosin sumptin liek
sudo rm -f
heh…ai shuddn’t hab showud yoo dat…
pleez tew be splaining?
Ohai DK. Yesh, i knowed dat wun too. Itz be usefull ifn u wantz to wipe eberyting when surplussingz de serbers.
“Arrr, i b piratin yer softwear!”
Well shiver meh DRMz.
“Stop dat sillee stuff yoube duin, an PLAIZ wid ME!”
Does I has to escalate to sittin awn yur maus hand?
Kitteh there for blue screen of death.
Furgot to login – WP eeted mai commint.
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Luks liek cweenmj wen teh Cheezmap borks!
Oh, I had a much bigger GRRRR!!!!!!!!
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I still b pondering wut tu do, now dat dere b two main mapz………
Yo Ho Ho an a boddul ob Rum….
hay, they closed teh commints on teh last lol!!
has they ever done that before?
I was just in teh middle of giving Adam big slobbery kisses too!!
I know!!! I was leaving him a liddle lub note too.
Ack! I has a cross now. *Harumph*
aifinkso tehy r respondin to sumwun whoo found adam’s
commintschoyse uv wurds offensive..
butt (hee!) yooshullee, tehy juts tayke away teh offending commint (an enny replies to it go away too). dunno why tehy did it tihs way awn tihs okkayshun.
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ai wuz gonna say, in the same way that adam an hiz ilk apparently enjoy being a troll, we enjoy what we do here. frankly, I don’t get WTF being a troll is all about, nor why it would be something anyone would want to do — but I don’t go around trying to stop ‘em.
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ai juts mayke fun uv ‘em!
maybe he complaned about me jumping on him and givin him slobbery kissez.
*snifful*
Aifinks its better to smudder dem wif kisses den trying to fite bak. Dey are so meen kuz deyr empty ob lubs, so gibbing dem some wif kisses mite help.
Adn tessm, mebbe dey do enjoy being trollish, kuz dey think it makez dem big adn powerful or lukee smart or watebber, but reely is mush harder to be nice to peeps den to tear dem down. Dats ware da reel strength iz, but dey dont got enuf lub in dere harts to kno dat.
my thinking wuz taht he must has a pretty sad and lonlee life to come here and try to pik fites wif us… peeps who don’t liek to fite, and can’t reely be bothered to care wot a troll thinks… and I had a momint of weakness and decided to kiss hims. Thank CC teh WP saved me from myselfs!
PPPPLLLLEEEEECCCCHHHHH!!!!!
Sumtiem aifinks dey wanna fites wif us…den dey rite bak an be meener. Mebbe shuld jes kiss dem an dey goes away cuz nawt sew much fun fur dem.
*thinks bout kissin troll….pleh*
Ai fink dat the P d’B labs might hab tew invent somefing dat wuld allow us tew bii nice and dew dat wifowt getting infected.
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Mehbe a CGRH(4tk)
Cootie and Germ Resistant Halo (4 troll kissing)
Yesh! Nau ai wunnerz wad ai mizzed whaile duin stuopee jawb
Aww, u tried, skwirrlgrrl – sum peobles juz hab trubble presheatting nice ting like slobbery kissez. HUG!!!
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Of course, you know what is orange and red and looks good on trolls, right? FIRE >:)
ai iz happee tew obl…abl…..ai iz happe tew breef fiyer awn dem iff yoo wantz…
ai pre-furrz teh Pawz-on approach to Troll-scorching…or troll-peeling…tink of meh as teh “Dexter” of Cheezfrenz…i liek to do ebil…but just to trollz
ai wuz triing tew claim kitteh #1 if no wun else wanted her, adn it wudn’t let mii!
ai nebber seed teh Commints Closed commint befour – maked mii hab a grumpie
adn dere iz an “Edit This” linkie nekst tew peeps’ naymes adn avatars!! wut iz dat? *uniquekitty iz in stayte uv confyushun*
I wanted to play fast an loose an claim dem awl .*Sigh*
Spose Mr T.M will haff to do tonite. *harumph* grump grump.
Ai leabed himz a PPPPFFFFTTTT! Sum trollz haz no mannurz, and bees bery sad “pepulz”. In sum wais ai haz a sad 4 dem, but (oops) wont waste teim wif dem.
Hooray fur maus! congratz onna nawt skund!
oh mai! dis kitteh has teh furocious an teh floof- so tuff, so kyoot, iz splortage alert in effect? aifinkso!
testy
Lukks liek we aer bakk in bizzniss!
Yesh Yesh. Nawt sekkund order ob bizness wuz to vent mai frustrayshuns awn the troll.
relax, he (or she) may’ve split already.
Literally Ai hoep!
Ai know…ai know
Ai jes meant dat wuz the nawt sekkund place I did a testy comment.
it test ones patience, and I was an average student at best.
Himz still dere.
Leestwaiz, teh commints aer.
*sigh* the kid does make me tired, although he did reply seemingly politely to my statement to him.
Yeah, but still duzzin get it. Like ai sed on the otter lol rite before dis wun came bak, is eezy to be cruel, but treeting eech otter wif compashun adn kindness takes moar effort adn strenf ob pershonalitee. Trolls dont got dat, adn its hard not to strike bak at dem in teh same way – and den u luk trollish tu.
I have to remind myself to check the time-stamp, before I unleash the unpleasantness with which I live.
Ai heer dat. Adn den tu be reeding teh commint befor hitting teh buttun, tu see if ai soundz trollish tu. Hard enuff being kind tu otter cheezpeeps wen u r full ob unpleasantness, eben harder wiff a troll. But dis is no place fur unpleasantness, sept mebbe to comfort anudder hoo is buried innit.
kitteh’s maykn fays lyk dis:
Testing commenting.
Aifinkso iz saef tu play now…*peeks round nervuslee*
Appeers saef…
Yes, it appears safe.
WAIT! Whut’s this? AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHH! Run! It’s got me! Save urselfs!
Dun worree… is ownlee me!
AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!
* scamperchase scamperchase scamperchase *
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*stops suddenly, turns and chases piggeh*
*chasechasechasechasechase*
EEP!
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* turns arownd wib a kwikness, lukking fur hiding plaice adn scampers unner Mick’s bed *
*EEEERRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!*
*applies brakes wif a quickness*
I am SO not going under there. That’s where he stores his *shudder* lip-care products.
EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW
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* scampers out wib a lukk ob horror on littlol fais *
* jumps intu lolcatburglars… err, arms *
* tremble tremble tremble *
Oh, my. This is awkward.
Um, there, there, piggeh. It will be teh all rite.
Would u rather I start hedbatting u now to halp u forgets teh horror?
* sees teh horror awl arownd *
* grabs hold ob skwirrlgrrl fur comfurt *
* lets go ob skwirrlgrrl wib a kwikness*
u is teh fikklest piggeh I ever saw!!
*hedbats SMP*
Welcome back to work, piggeh. We mist u.
O teh horror, TEH HORROR!
O teh lip creem, TEH LIP CREEM!
O teh hedbats, TEH HEDBATS!
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(awl togebber nao…)
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O, TEH HYOOGE MANITEE!
LOL adn ROFLMAO! U gize are da beffs. Nao kiss adn maek up.
Ahem, plz tu be referring tu mai preebeus commint; eet went sumfing liek:
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EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW
*grabs piggeh and gives him a big slobbery schmak*
*then hedbats him again*
EEEEEEWWWWWWOUCH
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Y? Huh? Y teh torment? wii wus frends wonce, aifortso!
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Eber synce yu gets yur wolfee gofur… yu has teh changed. Yu yoosed tu be teh kewl… but but but nao, yu is liek umm… nawt teh kewl, yesh!
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STN
*runz inn, adn hedbatz ebberywun, den runz awai wif a kwikness*
pffft!
I has no GoFur!
He haz dizappeared.
*sad*
And U, well U was teh one that meen to me furst!
And tole me was getting cole for krissmus, and hurted my feelings.
*sniff*
*snifful*
*WAHHHHH*
STN!
whut do yu think yu ar doin down thare?
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ohai everybuddee, ai just finisht mai nawt sekund final… wut massiv destrukshun did ai miss?
whut? me? nuffing…
* innocent lukk *
onlee gilty peepls and peepers has innosent luuks- inosent peeps has confuzzled luuks. get yore facks strate little piggee… *likks lips*
ohai KK!!
I lefted a commint for u on a earlier lol.
There were sox!
and traction if I remember correctly.
*wispers*
trackshun, that was on teh first lol of teh day.
neer the bottom.
*snerk*
Oh hai, skwirrlgrrl! Ai seen da commint, den…dat hole site wuz borkd wif a borkniss ai nebber seen befor!! *runs tu luuk agin* *gigglols*
hmm… dis lukks liek teh phun…
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Testing… Smiloley Fais
OOO Lookit!
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Testing… linkee http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-jimmy.phoenix/
Hmm… Wierd Pretzel is steel nomming teh linkees fur a whyle, aifinkso. but but but teh smiloleys seem tu be werking agen! FTW, Big Cheese!
testing
we can do teh smileys again?
Oh yesh yesh yesh!
CTRL+ALT+LOL
*starts tu run* But wat bout LCB? *throws LCB rope, runs away qwiklee an hides in closet*
kk4, you hab to hold ontew teh end of teh rope when yew frows it to somewun!
**grabs end of rope, goez in closit wif kk4**
Whooz closit is dis? Dere are lotzz of tight pantz in here.
How do u knows if they’re tite, if u don’t know hoo hasta fit in em?
Um, um, deh jist ah peer small in dah butt part, nawt tri dem on oar anee ting, no hiddun fanti seas ob bean a rawk star here! (turns around and takes pants awf wif a qwikness)
Hey! What are you doing in my closet! Put those down!
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Now, come on – out. Yes, come out of the closet, both of you.
Ohai Mick, yew handsum perfeshunal rawk star yew! Wuz jist ad myre in yer wardrobe, witch yew luk so handsum in!
canit be mai turn in teh kloset then?
Yesh, Yesh, kitsunerina! Welcome to Mick’s closit! Go right in!
**Parrothead runs away wif a kwikness, forgetting she is holding the rope wif LCB on the otter end** **sounds of a burglar body hitting walls and doors**
Hoomin! I needs yur help! *sigh* tehy iz neber around when you needs dem…
an wen they is arownd, awl they do is *splort* awl over teh plase…
or tehy go running after teh firemanz and forgits about meh *sniff*
fyremens? ware? ai didnt get wun last time.
poor zaffy. Ai don want no fyrmanz, so heers a nyse comfy blanke adn sum snorkle-snuggles. Wut else u needz helps wif?
ooo warm *snuggles in blankie*. Fankies! (I was speaking fur teh kittehs but fank you for finking of me =D )
Oh sorry two hear dat. *calls a hunky fireman over* wants one right now?
i prefer teh leen wuns… but thankyu! *takes fyreman to inspeckt teh NB*
LOL!
You mean Ctrl-Alt-ARR.
testy
Plz tew forgib teh interrupshun. Dis wuz in the queue wen ai refreshed.
HAHA.
3 Kittehs comminds r bak, ebbendoez frum ADD-Dumm
Plz to restart kitteh with snorgles and smoo.
“ctrl alt grr”?
looks more like “ctrl alt ARRRRRRRRR” for international type like a pirate day.
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ai iz mini-liyun. Ai haz BIG feerss. HYOOJ.
ctrl-alt-SPLORT!
Iz ewe intimmidated yet?
Ai ur soh SSkeeerded1!
Taht Lolcat cud be yoused for teh pirate kitteh.
Teh Lolcats ARE TAKING OVAH TEH WOARLD!! NOOOOOOO!
dude ther was lik a hooman behind meh but i soz scaredz it away wit meh grr powr! lolz