go out, hav fun, we B gud !
go out, hav fun, we B gud ! we promise wink, wink!
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Iffn u bleeb dat…..
…u’ll bleeb ennifing!
Congarats awn ur nawt sekund, Annipuss! Wut ewe laiks fur drinkees & dans? Ai can has hawt tawdy acos ai has a kowld – ewe wunts sum? Ai mayks it wif teh Jak Dannels – yumyumyum.
I haz cold tu!! I can haz hot toddy??
Mee too plz? Teh thermometer police haz our haus temp at jus above shivering colt.
Iz a bit warmer heer today – but it has been rainin awl day liek the end ob teh whirld – it is so wet ai finkso ai’m growin gills. I had to finish mai chrismuss shoppin an ai’m pleezed to say ai had dun teh whole fing an wuz back home again by 10 ay em – dere’s nuffin liek trooly pleh-y wevver for makin u focus!
we gonna haf to bleeb everything u yell when u git bak hoam…
Dey is vary kyoot kittehs, but dey is not gud kittehs!
Iz nawt wikkidniss, Aifink. Juss miss cheef!
Yep, dey is not ebil. But theyr middel name is Trubbel!
Troo, dat! U haz 2 watsh dem.
kittehs dis smawl is awlways full ov mischief… and luves
Splo……… CHRG holds under tree men dose strain…. Splort averted…dis tyme….
WHEW!!1!!
dat was close wun…
Teh wevver heer iz enuff 2 pervent splortin – we haz berry hebby rane. An Ai haz 2 go owt – pleh! Gud job Ai haz a gud waterprufe! Bai fur naow!
annipuss, if u can pawsibly avoid it, donut go owt! Ai did, an ai regrettid it. It was PLEHPLEHPLEH cowldanwet. An teh roof’s leekin again…
Awwz, poor U. Hav sum chokklit and a floofy towel :3
Fanku Sakee, chokklit maeks awl sorts ob pleh go away. An teh towel is bery necissaree, unforchewnitly.
Ai had 2 go owt 2 post a birfdai card fur mai neese. Puddy_tat had 2 go owt fur a feeld trip fur a corse him iz doin at teh Birkbeck collij. Him iz stayin heer fur teh weekend. Ai `spekt him will need dryin owt wen him gets bakk!
Ai has to go owt dis ebenin – ai nawt lukkin forward to it. Ai finkso ai will has to wear a wetsoot an taek a snorkul. I don’t fink dere can be enny more watter left in teh sky, but still it rains!!!
Uh, ennybuddy kno how to bild a ark?
Ai’ve gawt wun leftober form larst summer – Ai’ll flote awn daon teh Tems an pik yu up!
Teh wevver 4cast sez it shud eez off dis ebenin – Ai hoep u doan’t get 2 drownded! Puddy_tat wuz warin hims wadderprufe trowzers az well az a big rane cote wen he went owt.
Teh rayn startd in teh eerly owrs heer an stawped arown lunjtym – bowt 8 owrs ob rayn! Fingrs crorssed yu nawt get mor tahn taht!
Ai fink we need a nyoo skie – dis wun leeks!
How to build an ark, by Bill Cosby:
http://www.skatedc.org/pipermail/skatedc/2003-May/005683.html
teh rug dey messed up alreedy.
Psst… hay, yu gots teh DJ?
Teh disko liets?
Teh kangaruz?
OBOI OBOI OBOI!
Oh, yah…
Yeh, we be BERRI good!
Dansdansdans!
Dansdansdans!
Sheik Yerbouti,
Sheik Yerbouti!
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An a berri gud tiem wuz had bai awl.
Den Mom caem home . . .
Uh oh – kwik, look BERY KEWT an maybe she won’t notice teh mess. *beeg eyez*
Haha, they’re such cute cats. I don’t know why anybody wouldn’t believe them.
..an by teh taim yoo gets home, we haz xmas tree dekkorated fur yoo, two”
Whut yoo meen, barfded hairballz, bitz ob rodekillz, and borked toiz iz NAWT dek-uh-ray-shuns?!?
=^..^=
OMCC, thank goodness I have my towel wrapped tight around my wet hair, otherwise this would have been a major splortage event!
Parteh at ta kitties house! Plz not to be forgettin ta catnipz!
Teh kewtnezz… Iz almos’ killin me. I iz happee I gotz mah splort immoonity boostah shot :3.
Tehse liddol guise awreddy spoarting tehir teenee-tinee wite bibs foar wen thems raidez teh kytchin foar gusheeyfuuds;
(Tihs wil kommense az suune az teh frunt doar kloases adn teh key klikks iyn teh lokk….)
Oh dear……. I tinks my CHRG is slippage…..
SPLORT! SPLORT!! SPLORT!!!
Who can resist those tiny faces?
Ohai, lubzkritturz!
Trippull ‘Sploart!’ iz nawt
gud! Cawllz up t3h CCC.
Fyndz ‘Braynee~Akk~Vakk” andz sukkz
upz lubzkrittur’z braynz
Poarz bakk awll t3h braynz.
Habz Buddurrfly Band~Aydz 2
maykz itz awll prittee
Pullz CHRG
down nyss andz tyte! Habz Bunjee
Coardz oarz wyde Dukkt Tayp
U wantz Iee Bryte oarz
Red Zungurr Tee? Habz Froazinn
Milkee Ways 2 nomz
Awllso habz Hurshee
Bawrz wiff awllmundz. Goez berree
nyss wiff Sippee Tee
U wantz nyss floofee
blankitt 2 snuggill? Awllso
habz plump Teddeee Bayr
Jack.
tank yew, jack.
Dat’s much bettah! Sippee tee, noms Milkee Ways…..
All better now.
Bad kittehs. Ya dun know what deyre goin’ ta do next.
Wees jus yittle. Hao mush trubble you fink we culd gets into, annyways?
*LCB gets out kitteh/trubble-causing calculmalator*
Lessee… 3 lil kittehs plus one winky eye times length of hoomin’s absense… *tappity tappity*… factor in HappyCat’s Number… *tappity*… divide by elebenty… *tappity tap tap*… raise to teh square root of pi… *tappity nom nom nom*… hit “Total”… *tap*
Um, teh answer is: A lot.
mmmm, pi.
Pi are nawt skwared. Pie are roun.
Cormbreds are skwared.
Awwww, wai yoo go owt when can stai hoem wif kyoot bebeh kittenses!
…yoo kants get teh kitteh nom brawted to ur dawr…?
Nobuddy eveh putz ma braynes back wen I splortz.
Gonna nom wurms…..
‘K, luvscritters, Ai halp yuu; Ai jes seed yuu naow:
Whistels foar teh CCC dribben bye taht crazee-luuking kitteh frum teh lolpik ov elebentey lols agoe;
Hims skreechis rownd teh kourner wif a haurryfeying kwikniss; ‘K, lessee; geyts BRVM (Brayne Recobberee Vakuum Mashine) witch soundez jes liek wut iyt duz: BRVM, BRVM, BRVM, Ai vakuums up alla braynes; reversis sukshun adn shuutez iyntu luvscritters hed;
windez duckee taipe awl oaver kranium; tehn geyts ’50’s bavving kap AND CHRG; pullez bof oaver lc’s hed;
geyt’s Christmass Cuukies adn puttez awn a nieyce silber traiy; addez chokolit aingels
(afture samplyng a few tuu insure freshniss);
tehn geyts hawt chokolit wif sume muhltikulered sprinkels awn taup adn gibbs awl ov tihs tuu lc hoo iys recubbering awn a liddol chaiyse launge;
‘K, lc: hoep yuu feal beddure sune; habb a veree happee Christmass!!!! luv, CKK
ah, tank yew sew much! I wuz afraid I wud never gets mai braynes bak!
hawt chokolit verry gud!
Ohai, lubzkritturz!
U no has2 eetz
wurmz! I fixt U upz andz paordz
bakk Ur braynz awll nyss!
U juss habz 2 beez
cayrfull arowndz teh ‘Sploart!’full
Behbee Kitteh clan
Jack.
Ai be careful nau….
No wurms.
Tank yew.
Are we sure that one on the right isn’t Sarah Palin cat?
Heer ai iz!!
*sighs* husbin jes woked up frum awl day nap awn cowch wif a grouchiness!! Dat is pleh….*stiks tung owt at grumpy hubby*
Mek hubby luk at lolcats. Dat curez grouchiness! Hau bee grouchee wen teh kittehs sew cyoot?
*wates to see if anyone else is tired of teh stoopy show all bork thred thing….*
*and… goes to bed*
g’nite all…
Wayt!!!! I b heer!!!
*chekkz fur ekko
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HAALLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!
HAALLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!
HAALLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!
HAALLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yay!! i not b alone after awl!!
How u doing??
I hatez wen deh commintz gitz tu 200….it b deh pleh.
trey pleh…
mai cween, yore fyreman is gone… whut shud we do to amyooz owerselves nao?
I noez…. iz so sad tu seeing him leeve. But tu resQ a ktteh, wii must not d tain him…..ooh, dots.
prittee dots…
ime supppost to be writin papers deskribing hao ime gunna teech… but mai branes borked. too much stress…
Wut u gonna b teeching??
sixth grade…
ime fokussing awn spase an riting tho… i hav teh plans in mai hed, ai just needz to figyer owt a way to teech them.
wun lesson will be abowt lolspeek tho…
That shud b fun…. not riting deh lesson planz…..Pleh… lesson planz b deh big pleh!!! but a lesson on lolspeek b WIN!!!
yep… espeshullee nao taht ai fownded teh research to bak me up awn why itz asseptabull practiss to teech lolspeek.
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ai shud go to bed… thx fore tawlkin, issnt it after oelebentee thirtee ware yu are? yu shud get sum sleep to- an dreem uv gregg an himz frends.
OMG I luff teh *wink wink* tooooo cuuuuteeeee
hmmm… could not understand a word of what nearly anyone said here… lolspeaks ok for kittys, but not for humans. we werent raised that way, we were raised to speak normal english, or whatever. NOT lolspeak. i get that everywhere on here. People need to get some brains.
Anyways, cute kittys! They remind me of my my own little orange kitty.