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ah, does tihs GMTA fing meen taht ai is no longer un phlonquais?
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Ai is teh free?
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Is tihs mai Bonus ob witch yu speek?
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* has an excited *
But… but… u no wants to be my phlonquais anymoar?
*wobbly lips, leeky eyes*
Nawt Sekkund, plz tu nawt cawl meh naymes liek “Wobbly Lips” adn “Leeky Eyes”
Nawt Fird, aifinkso issa bout thyme ai had phlonquais ob mai own
Nawt Forf… oh otay den, ai stai awn juss fur a littlol whyle. Gud halp is hard tu fynd dese dais
Yes, gud halp is teh hard to find, which is why I needs u to stay on until I can fins some.
Now, for ur lolmas bonus, u gets:
A part-time phlonquais of ur own (position to be filled at a later date)
Big smoo from Mick
Complete cubicle renovation
Double ration of applol joose
Extry 15 minnit brake every week
F…
* crosses fingurs *
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Fudge Caek, Fudge Caek, Fudge Caek…
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Oh lookit, teh shrubbery is heer fur mai, umm, projekt… plz tu finish list, ai czech eet layter {{{lcb}}}
Well, teh F was gonna be a Ferrari, but… *crosses out “Ferrari” and rites in “Fudge Caek”*
Fudge Caek
Guinness on tap in phlonquais lounge
Hugs from leeza
I…
Inkle loom-weeaved straps fur rokkit chair
Juss anuvver peece ov fudge caek
Kittehs to help motivate pinny gigs for jogging
L…
ICHC joys an gigglols
Jacks (craker)
Kisses, lots ov them
L. . . .
LamboreGeeNee
Mastercard — piad for bai LCB
Nomz — lotsz uv
O…..
Opal encrusted wrist watch
Private jet wif pilot on call
Quiet time tu yurself
Restroom privaleges
S…..
Sillybrashuns every day!
Time 4 pampering
Ugly carpet…replayst
Very cyoot fyremenz
W….
Sympaffy frum us ovver flonquais
Trip too Souf Pole to abboid krissmuss
Unwitting adoration of cweenmj (she no has figure owt sekrit ide?)
V…
Volumez uf gud buukz
Whirrld wide adorashunz
Xtra gud fudgyy cakez
Yard full uv dansing elvez
Zagnutz
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(I not so silley … I noez deh cheezpeepz sea krit idz)
Cween???? Plez to ‘splain “zagnuts” ? Nawt sumtin Ai no about.
zagnut, izza candy bar. ya can see one in Beetlejuice, he uses one to lure a fly to its doom.
cweenmj!! Yoo ar just laik Madame Zorba – yoo know awl an yoo see awl!! KEWL!!
:shokky fais: U not noez deh Azgnutz???
it b a candy bar.
oldtimecandy.com/zagnut.htm
nom nomnomnomnomnoomnomnomnom
Zagnut bar!!!! *runs to stor tu bai one* Ooooooh, nomnomnomnomnom.
Janet — I haz deh ESP — I’m syka delik!!
*dark luk*
Zagnut…
That’s got coconutt in it, rite?
Sounds kinda painful to me. Mite wanna get a Medical Professhunal to chek it owt. O.O
Teh Zagnut??? LOL!!!!
Well, teh Zignut can’t be too pleasant, neither.
Congrats LCB an SMP an GMTA 2!
fankies Annipuss; is prayse indeed!
*gibz Scrooge Mc Piggley Wiggley a drive bai
* Schmooooooooooooo *
Thx annipuss! Although didn’t SMP remind u a little like those parrot-back-whut-u-sed trolls we’ve been getting lately?
could dat be a Herring cheezburger?
wit da shrubbery onna side?
kitteh is a carnivore!
duz not want to chew teh scenery!
And da nites dat sez nyit pleez.
but nawt tew beeg, an mebbe wif a paff?
Ohai, deer LCB!! GRATE nawt furst!!
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Ai’m just popping in fur a minute (ai think yoo mist sum ov those needels!!) – ai’m going to be bringing foarwar sum ov teh grate carlols frum last yeer.
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This wun iz Zippycat’s “Teh Little Drummer Boy”
The pikshoor wuz that reelee funny wun wif teh hyooj giant cat bringing teh furbawls!!
An ai’ve added a YouTube rendishun fur ene wun hoo duzn’t know teh toon.
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zippycat
December 18th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Comme, dey toll me
Meow meow mowww
Da noobornd King tew see
Meow meow mowww
I hab no giff to bring
Meow meow mowww
Dat’s fit to gib a King
Meow meow mowww
Meow meow mowww
Meow meow mowwwwww
Sew, I’ll seeng fur Him
Meow meow mowwwwww
Him, our King….
youtube.com/watch?v=0XYeWG3bvL0&feature=related
Celtic Woman – The Little Drummer Boy\
NOTE: Teh beginning iz a little stranj – but it gets into teh sawng in about a minnit.
And ai’m traing to think ov a carlol taht ai under NO circumstances want yoo to do!!
did yu see R “twelbs Dais ob LOLmas” yestermaday?
It b deh hugely hilariuz…..in spite uv mai bungling. BTW… mai cold naot az bad tuday…still taking deh alka-selter cold medz…plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh, wut a releef it iz!!
NO!!! Ai dint!! Thanks fur teh “hedsup!” Ai will go an add it to teh coal egg shun!
it b heere:
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/13/funny-pictures-teh-halls-wiff-barfed-up-holly/#comment-529744
SCHMOOOOO!!! AN THANK YOOOOOO!!!
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Ai haz no taim tooday!! Trying to get elbenty sum things reddi to may all tomoorow – an ai haz to taek mai ant Daisy to a Dr appt in teh moarning – an at 2:30 mai sis ter Pyzi an ai must leev to go to Shicago to teh opera – “Porgy an Bess.” An ai just don’t know hao ai’m going to get it awl dun!!
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LOL!! prolly wont!!
Porgy an Bess? Ooh, can Ai com? Ai kno awl teh sawngs!
*sings* Summertiem….an da livvin eeeezy….fish ar jumpin nao….an cottin is high….yur daddeh rich….an yur mamma guud luukin….so hush, littlol bebbeh, dont yu cry…..*sways in chare*
Reelee prittee, kerrykatz4!!! Yoo haz a moast lubberlee voyce!!
Yes!! Wud bee teh fun!!! Heer iz yur plain tikket! If yoo leef fur teh hareport at wunce, yoo cud bee heer. . .nope. Wont werk. Yoo haz to be at teh hare port urlee – if yoo cud ketch teh 8 AM plain, yoo wud bee in She ca go bai around 1 PM, aia think – an we cud pick yoo up at O’Hare Hare Port (yur flyin Bunways, rite?).
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Werks fer mee!!
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*sniff* Ai wish it cud bee so! Maybee soonish!! Wun way oar t’other!!
Ai AWLWAIS flys Bunways!
Bunways – teh whirld’s fabrite hareline.
oh berree gud!
OH ebreewun!! It wuz brilliant – teh 12 Daze ov Kriss Maus!! Fur shur iz wun fur ar hissssstree buks!!
go get meh cheezburger
JINX! Buy me a coke. Still warm, like I likes it.
Wha? ME? buy YU a coke? pfft! Ai is steel onna holiday unteel tomowwow!
bring me a fishy insted plz
Now go away or I shall have to smite u.
fetchez la vache!
bu-bu-butt…..eets awl dat aye hhaaaahahahaaaavvveee.
*luks askanse at shi-wawa*
Oh rly? I fink ur holding out on meh.
can you nawt see? the ears….they are tilted in fear, the eyes…they are close-ed tight in despair, the paws…they tremble at the thought of yer pointy-nessezz
*luks at paws*
Mah pointyness? I thot u lieked it!
And I just had my claws done 2….
naow, aye diddun shay de pointynessezz waz BAD…..did aye?
u have answered… wiselee.
but do my ears deceive me, or is teh mexican doggeh speaking wif a scottish acksent?
noe, mebbe iffen spell-ed aiiee, wood hep u betturs
hokay, senor.
but ‘aiiee’.. wud sound liek a scream, ifinkso… that wot ur going for?
*sharpens claws*
iffen ya spent too muches time in south Louisiana….it comes nachurale
never bin! altho I wud really liek to.
Always wanted to see N’awlins.
It sounds like a really fun place…
Me too. I hear it can be kwite “innerestin” at sum playses. *snerk*
I has heard those stories too…
but I dont think Id wanna go at Mardi Gras, so maybe it wud be a littul more, um, just ‘normallee interesting’ insted of ‘crazee nekkid interesting’?
I’ve been told that store is no longer open. Sad to say, cause I wanted to get another Betty Page shirt.
Yeah, I’m wif u. Nawt fink I wanna be in teh mess of Mardi Gras. I hate crowdz az it iz, so me in teh Mardi Gras crowd wud nawt be a gud fing.
**whispurrs** Leeza, teh storee I herd involved lether. **shivvurs**
teh one I heard was about body painting….
ackshully, I knew a girl that went and did that.
*blushes*
I cud never…. I just can’t imagin doing that.
Walkin round downtown nekked cept for paint…. wud not do!
Body paint an nuffin eles? Nope, nawt in public.
Dan, did Katrina get it?
Besides I dowt body paint comes in 5-gallon bukkits, witch iz wut it wud taek.
not all over.. just on top, I think.
Still.
did ja know they use an air-brush for the body-painting?
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cold
is that teh voyse of xperiense talking??
Wut collur wuz u, Dan?
er….um….nooo?
If it wuz cold, mebbe u wuz bloo?
oh Im pretty shure he’s tellin teh truth.
b/c teh cold duz diffrent and less attractive things to teh menz as opposed to teh wimminz.
I guess it wood depend on whether or not you collect miniatures.
**thots race, heds to NB**
Hay, Dan, ai lubs Betty Page!!
I guess it wood!
*heddesk*
I got a set of beads on Rue Bourbon due to my Betty Page shirt. dinna have ta flash noffin.
*groannnnns*
Dan – doo yoo know yoo ar speking to teh Miss Teary Us Madam Zorba??
Hoo know awl – sees awl – an tellz awl?? ; )
is diss de lady wit the certian number of luuuv potions?
*runs to put gypsee owtfit back on*
Oh hallo Dan!
Madame Z is here to serve u.
Did u say u needed a potion?
Madam Zorba, ai will pleez tu purchis Love potion #9. *crosses palm wif silvur, runs off with potion tu trys it owt*
Me too!
Make it extry-strenth, plz.
Ah, ladiez, please, come in…..
I have something speshul here…
*pulls mysterrious bloo bottlol off teh shelf*
THIS… with this, u will have tehm at ur mercee.
U may need proteckshun to keep teh men off u.
Take a whiff.
*pulls out stopper, lets kk and rhsb sniff*
**sniffs bottlol**
U gots garandamtee dis will werk? Tiem nawt awn my side, u kno.
Nao wut abowt teh cost? Hao offen will I needs dis? Duz teh spell brake? Wut if it werks awn teh rong wuns? Wut iz ur return policy? Do u take debit cards oar cash onlee?
*kk4 takes a wiff* Oh, yesh, dis jest wat ai needs! Ai smells sumfin dat mek da husbin nawt da crabbytayl…an…oh da dots!……………………….
………………………….Will one bottlol du, or shuld ai purchase too ub dem?
Madame Zorba cannot give guarantees!
As in lief, some things we control, and some things rely on Teh Mysterries; they see all and know all.. and ur motives must be pure.
*raises i-brow at rhsb*
*duz dubblol take* Um, iz motibs pure if marryd? If nawt tu fornycate?
lust can be sincere, wood thayut be pure enuff?
Why u luukin at ME in dat tone ov voyse?!?
I iz teh innosent. **tries to nawt laff owt lowd**
Yah! Wut he sed!
Dan, I knew tehre wuz a reezun I lyked u. *skwinks*
Pure duz not necessarilee mean un-nawty.
Pure, to Teh Mysterries means, wif whole hart, and honest and gud intent… to not to be tricksy and to not use for ebil.
Yes Dan, if ur lust meets teh condishuns of Teh Mysterries as outlined in paragraf 1 line 3 above, then it is teh pure.
Ah crap. Mom wants pyooter.
BBL.
Madam Z.. duz weh take da potion ar selbs, or duz we slipee it, wif pure intenshuns, ub corse intu somones drinkees?
Signd..Curious
Ah, this depends on teh partikular situashun.
Teh potion must be given to teh objeckt of ur desire.. but u can give in a drink, or u can get in insense form, or inextreem cases, we duz a diffrent sort of thing that u rubs on teh object that u wants teh object to want. IE, U.
Madam Zorba, ohai
*crosses palm wif silber coins, nawt so shiney, so Mme Z. haz a chanse ov keeping them.*
Whut duz yu see in my fuchur? Will teh luv poshun number 9 werk fur me?
Mai wurds, dey wuz eeten bai WP. Ai trys agin. Madam Z…ai nawt noes dat potion availabul in incense form!! Ai kins burny da incense wen husbin sleeps awn da couch…kin ai also order one ub da rubbin ones too? *finks ub possybilitees, waits wif antissypashun*
Umm, one mor qweshun…dus incense come in patchooly an sandlewood smells? Ai lubs dat. Wuld beh bonus, aifinkso!
well, not shure it will smell liek that.. ackshully, we has to put a yooneek ingredient in… something from u. Assooming the object is to get ur huzband off teh cowch, or at least to get u onnit with him…
Fink about it, wile I give booklion a reeding.
Hallo booklion! Plz come have a seet.
Wot does teh future hold for you?
*luks at booklion’s paw*
Hmmmm… I see much intelligense, but some unsertantee here.
U is at a crossroads, ifinkso… directions call to u, and u must decide which way to go. Now, some people luk that this kind of decishun as a permanent thing.
*wispers*
But they are rong! If u go down one path and find u don’t like it, well u just go back and take teh other one!! It may not lead to teh exact same destination, but teh bottom line is, there are always opshuns!
Teh Mysterries have spoken.
Now about teh love poshun.. did u have someone alreddy you wanted to use this for? U has to have someone specific. Teh general ones r teh fakey ones, and will not werk. Plz not to go for teh bargain poshuns. Tehy can has bad side effects.
kk4 nawt sew shur now….ai washded mai hare dis mornin, smel liek shampoo…
*pulls off warm fuzzee soks, sniffs* No *sobs* ai nawt want da incens dat smells like da fuzze soks! *walks slowlee intu da horizon, wif dreems ub wat culd hab happend*
Hay, I axed for a reeding yesterday. Did I ever gets it?
do not underestimate the allure of fresh, clean, fuzzy soks.
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in the middle of a 16 to 20 hour day…..there is nothing to compare to a fresh pair of soks.
Yesterday?
I saw u axed for one this morning, and Madame Zorba did give ur reeding… itz on teh last lol!
Dan Ifinkso a fresh pare of unnerwares… mite compare.
Oh, I see it. I has a discomrobertulated. My cable remote no wanna work! this has caused grate consternation in my household and no end of confusions.
fresh skivvies can be nice, but I for one walk onna my feet. they take much more abuse than my backside, and get more action than my frontside for that matter.
er….TRaction
oh noes… can’t take that back now!!
and even it u cud… wot kind of ‘traction’ duz ur ‘frontside’ get?
maybe u need chanes?
Or cleats?
Or velcro…..
Fankee fur teh reeding, Madame Z. Yu iz teh wize womman.
*gibs Mme. Z. a new purple scarf wif almost-real lukking gold coins dangling amongst teh fringe*
oh, Dan…..
*shakes hed sadly*
I has returned. Ennywun miss me?
Ay yay yay. Time for a change ob subjeck, ai finkso! Erm, Madame Zorba, enny chance ob a readin plz? Ai crawses ur palm wiv shiny stuffs.
*kk4 raises paw* pleez tu hab incens dat nawt smell liek front/bak side ub Dan?
*giglols at Dan, runs awai wif qwikness*
**bites tung**
Ai missd yu, rhsb!!
**puts arm arown Dan’s sholder**
Heer, fren. Let’s go commisserate wif a drinkee.
**kwiklee rubs majik poshun awn self an gets reddy to slip wun into shd’s drink**
But WHOOZ tung?? We awl wants to know!
Fanks, KK.
I wuz habbin teh ICHC wifdrawlz…
Ohai, JCH4K!
Sry, I nawt nibblol an tell…
*balls up dirty sok*
* flings in front of KK4*
*kk4 pownces awn dirtee sok* *recoils in horrur* *swats it bak tu Dan*
*kk4 reeches intu goody bag, gibs Dan Betty Page T-shirt an life size poster*
*soccer balls it back even faster, in a slight arc over KK4′s head*
**whispurrs** Um Dan, I finkso u has awn my shirt…oh an I gots awn urs…
hmm…
traction, makes no sense atall!
maybe.. fraction…?
relaxtion….
*musing is innerupted by sock bownding off hur hed*
oh, sorry wut?
Oh martoonie yes, one minnit…
KIK, guess wat mom browted me home – four 2-liter bottlols!
But, iz teh ginger ale, nawt gonna let it be put in teh arsenal, tho.
leeza, the traction comes into play when I must crawl under the seats to make a mosh-pit. It doesn’t happen EVERY day, but alas, it does tonight.
KK – guess wat mahm browted me home – four 2 liters of ginger ale!
Nawt gonna put it in teh arsenal, tho. Wii uze teh cheep stuff foar dat.
*switchez personas*
Oh hallo SJ, Madame Zorba is here for u.
Plz have a seat.
*luks at SJ’s paw*
Ah.. I see here that u is a very nise kitteh!
Fun and purhaps a bit nawty sometimes?? Oh well, aren’t we all!
U shud embrace teh balanse of those two sides of urself… balanse is teh key to staying teh sane, but not too sane. Too sane is too seriuss, and that’s not gud either.
If u find urself getting too seriouss, do something unexpected; or, if u can’t think of anything, just hav a drink.. that will affeckt ur balanse too.
Oh, and Teh Mysterries warn that u shud avoid any livah-based fuds this hololiday season.
I can see no mores. Blessings to u, SJ!
Hay, less moov tu diffrnt lol,,,ai puts it at bottum uf thred…dis one too borkt nao!
Iz u gettin “aggregated” agin, Dan?
*kk4 catches sok wif pointy end in mid flite, bats it tu no unnerstan lol dat nawt hab sew many commints on it*
U has to MAKE a mosh pit?
I dint know that… I thot a mosh pit was just where people went to slam into each other… didn’t realize it was an actual architectural thing?
Welllll…. ok, just as well. Traction, too much in teh wrong places, can be a bad thing. *skwinks*
bring mi oen withowt teh slobber
Is nawt a dog – issa rat! Dogs is sposed to be biggah tahn kittehs! An dose SJ Martoonie kno yu has a zebrah?!
*dis post comin to u in slo moshun*
Zzzzzzzzeeeeeeeebbbbbbbrrrrrrrraaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Nooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeesssss…..
*Martoonie lawnches hersef acrorss teh LOL to sayv teh stuffd zebrah*
*firin bullits in ebery direckshun from big shiny guns*
*SJ is warin tite blak levver catsoot*
Keanu, wehr u is?
Still onna bus! Yu kno wot its lyk; yu wayt forevvah for wun, tehn 3 tern up at wunse!
An Sandra Bullock’s drivin!!!!
Tch! Wimmin dryvers! Oh, wayt; AI’M a wimmin!
Wimmin dryvers….da ex’s be afrayd…beh berry afraid!!!
Sea teh lukk teh doggeh is gibbing teh kitteh? Is hao leeza lukks at meh.
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Sea teh kitteh nawt lissening? Is hao ai respond!
*sniffs*
In ur dreems, McPiggeh!
* has uninneressed lukk in eye *
*hides choklit fudgee caek she WAS goin to give to teh piggeh*
Hay! Lukk ober dere! A Hyooge Pyle ob unguarded Hayzelnuts!
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* swipes chokklit fudge caek wen gullabull skwirrl is lukking ober dere *
Nuffin dis goggie duz wil ebber pleez kitteh, aifinkso.
Go ‘way kid, ya bother me.
An foar teh last tiem, GET OUTTA MY SUNSPOT!
An stawp bringin meh stuffs! Ai nawt wants tu play wif yoo!
**pouts**
But KK, didn’t you lyk teh fringee boots? *snif snif*
*shokee face* ai nawt tawkin bout yoo! Iz dat kitteh tawkin tu goggie! *gibs rhsb a hug an puts her arm roun her shoulders* ai lub da fringee boots! *clomps roun in fringee boots all obber da place* See how much ai lub dem? Heer ai botted yu a present tu! *hands rhsb a clumsily wrapt pakage containing da boots dat luuk like dey got burlap on dem* Der yu go. Ai also throwd in a life tiem supply ub Sham Wow’s!
Ai also arranj date wif Vince, da Sham Wow guy. He sed he gonna take awf hims hedset, jes fur yoo!
Himz nawt teh wun dat yells awl teh tiem, iz him?
I nawt mind yellin, but u know….time an playse…
No, da lellin guy is da oxycleen guy, now hims lells at us bout udder amazin produks. Yu nebber seed da sham wow guy? Him ware hedset awl da tiem…he quite da annoy..him bery speshul! Here in Cali…dat commurshul awn all da tiem!
U settin me up wif annoyin gui? Dat nawt nise. I thot wii wuz frenz, KK.
Ob coarse, moast of teh wuns I has comeded akross IRL is teh annoyin in wun way oar teh uthor…
**whispurrs** Yafink mebbe I need to luuk closer at teh Cheezmens insted?
Dat was de obligitory gag-gift! Ai wuld hab reskewd yu, fur shur! *whispurrs bak* Sum ub deez cheezmens…*sighs* Funneh, lub da kittehs, sings tu us an mek us laff…no doubt. *speeks in loud voice* Cheezmens is da WIN, aifinkso!
*sham wow guy coms roun fur date…kk4 distrak him by buyin a sham wow…he goes away*
**raizes glass**
To teh CheezMen!
“I’m a woman. I like men. If that makes me not a lady, then I guess I’m not a lady.”
Wimmins more fun den ladees, aifinkso!
Wii wud has to has teh menz taek awn dat wun.
Aifinks dey wuld agree wif smilols on der hansum faces, oh, yesh!!
okays, I had to go luk this up.
w w w.shamwow.com/ver4/index.asp
LOL and OMG make it stop at teh same time!!
Ai kant beleeb yu nebber seen dat! We heer in Cali is saturated wif ShamWow commercials…awl dai..awl nite…*holds paws tu eers in horror* Mek it STAWP!!!
now teh oxycleen guy…. I has seen him.
WAY too many times….
ackshully I’ve got to teh point where I DVR almost everything I want to see, and FF thru the commershuls.
Saves a LOT of time!!
did yu see da one ware hims is in wind tunnel? Ai wuz finkin hims blak toupee wuld blow off. Den ai fot hims habs da spray on hair, aifinkso.
dey’re on here far far to often as well, I’d buy them just to muzzle the geek.
I wuz dat way abowt teh Panini woman inna Fazoli’s commershul yeers ago.
A fren of mien werked foar the corprit offis an I axked hur, “If I get Panini, will dat woman go away?”
OKAI??? *hi fives Dan* An wat wif da hedset? Hmmm, ai wunners if yu put one in hims mouf, if it wuld absorb da wurds an da sound ub dem? *ponders tu self*
Burlap boots? Oh, um….dat’s grate? **wudda rathur had teh red heels, but oh well**
A lifetime supply of ShamWows? Wow. That much, all for me, huh? Wow.
Not Wow, SHAM WOW!!!!
Ai hab udder gifts…*hints* wen yu get meh nudder prezzint.
**goes awf tew look foar gifts foar KK**
count’em, it could be a nefarious plot.
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(did this in a RPG, gave a bad-guy a lifetime supply of something……lets use wine as an example…..one glass, a small one.)
*pokes Dan wif elbow* Nawt tells hur dat dey post to last 10 yeers!
I nawt be surpryzed, Dan.
Oh, an hur tryin tew set me up wif teh annoyin guy who sellz em!
Wif frenz lyk hur……oooh…dotz…..
Ai saw dat! Ai alreddy chases hiims awai fur yu! *rummages thru bag* Heer sum red hi heels fur yu! *holds red hi heels on palm like a spokemodel* *points tu dem wif udder hand* Dey are shiny and red…notis da heel, iz hi, yesh? Iz fm radio shoes, aifinkso *winks*
An yur gogginess duz nawt pleez meh eeder.
Nao nao, chubby rat-dog cannawt halp dat. *wink*
I, awn teh uthur hand, cannawt wate tew see my furry-neese an furry-neffew!
Dat gonna be da WIN!!! Ai hab hapee fur yu from dat noows!
Yup, iz fulla awsum an win.
Teh boi iz nawt purebred Golden, but luuks alot lyk it. Him has sum kinda hownd in him, sew himz eers iz a liddlol lawnger an him haz a deep “woo woo” bark. Iz teh funnee. Oh, an him lubs teh wimmins!
Teh gurl iz purebred Golden an tehy has had hur sinse hur wuz a puppy. Hur wuz sew kyoot az puppy!
Dey bofe luuk lyk dere Auntie Rhsb, wif teh red hares. *smilols*
Awww, *grins at rhsb* Yu gonna lub dat snorgle time wif dem! Mai granpa had a hown dog. Wus da funneh to heers him bay an bark ennytiem him smelld sumfin!
Sum frenz ov mien has Bassett Hound. Him iz teh funnest fing tew watch run!
Dey are sew funneh an da cute, in der own wai. Dey hab such sad faces an so low to da ground. *whispurrs* sumtiems ai feel liek dat tu.
The nawt-sekkund tiem I met him, I luuked at him an sed, “Weren’t u a modlol wunse? I finkso I saw ur pikshur awn a shoebocks!”
Oh noes yu did-unt!! *giglols*
Yesh, I did.
Few of teh hoomins around me got it.
*giglols wif rhsb* Ai gawt yu speshul gifts on da tallint show lol, but den noo lol cums up an ai not noes if yu seed dem. Ai kin cut an paste dem heer if yu nawt seed dem. Ai gibs yu gifts frum mai speshul arsenal fur da exes. Den sum troll sed we was da nawt second signs ub crazee cat ladees. Lemme noes, wuz da lolyer cannon an stuff.
*Shows pointy enz tu troll wat wuz meen tu us*
Yesh, I did see dat stuff. Fankyoo berry musch.
Nawt sekkund signs of crazee cat laydee? Lyk iz a BAD fing? HA! Phooey awn stoopy troll.
Lessee….I gibs u lottrey tikit werf elebenty million munnies (nawt be foargettin tew share wif frenz), happytayle huzbin, gud helf, an wutebber ur hart desires. Oh, an may ur ex-huzbin meet a horriblol paynfully slo end.
*wipes teer frum cheek* Ai is tuchd bai yur gifts, rhsb. Iz ebbryfing ai ebber wantid! *finks…wat kin ai gib hur in return* Ai finks ub sumfin soon. Yu liek da Travis Tritt?
*monkees roun wif trolls brakes in da meentiem*
Singin oar otherwise?
Ai sings daydreem beleeber wen ai “fixee” trolls brakes. Iz happytayl sawng!
Ai botted a pear wunce, butt dey wuz too tite. Butt (!!) dey wuz awn sayle!!!
dis wuz epic! KUTGW!
purrsiments to da pixpurrr taker, and da capshun maker! FABULOUS!
2-dai Rev. Kitteh wantz BACON!
You will show deference to your kitteh overlords, human.
Dis minion nawt wurthee tu meh, hoomin.
U must bring mi one wif a beeting hart.
how… gruesome. I liek it!!
A live sacrifice… teh way to a kitteh’s hart.
Well, until sumfing shiny comes along. Mai short attenshun span, let me … ooh, dots!
FTW
Ai sez les jump tu no unnerstan lol til noo ones comes on…commints borkd at obber 200. *kk4 leeps to less crowdid lol*
Ai wants dat goggie! Alreddy gots kitteh hoo luks liek dat.
darth vader kitteh nawt want stuffie. wants stolen planz 2 def star and princess. and brin her alibe!!!
Pripair tu meat yur maykur, yu cur!
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thank you everybody!!
Rarely have i lolled for a lolcat but this one cracked me up.
U know what?that cat look like meh kitty
who took this photo? thatz totally my cat and old neighbor dog petey!
Goggie sez: diz MAI zee brah. Getz yur own! Ai killified itz fayre un squarye.