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letz see wot we can do here. rhsb, hand me one of teh hunnert dollar towls, wudja?
**gibs leeza hunnert dollar towlol**
Nao I gots to go put sumfin awn.
**runs tew get clothes**
fanks. oh no that won’t do. Here, I’ll use this one.
*mops up branes wif 100p towl*
*skweezes tehm out into a bowl*
*puts in teh miicrowave to sterilize*
Now we has to wate for them to cool off.
*jeopardy musik plays*
*czechs temp wif meet thernometer*
okays, that’s gud.
Now, we puts teh branes back in…
*patty patty pat pat*
*smooooths them out wif a spackle knife*
♪ teh ganglia’s connected to teh neuron,
teh neuron’s connected to teh…
*checks manual*
cerbrum… ♪
*hums*
Okays!!
*raps it all up wif a itteh bitteh kitteh bathing cap, and wif packing tape*
Sowry, wif teh crissmus splorts we is all out of ducky tape.
*hands LCB a blankit wif itteh bitteh racoons on it, and give her hot choklit wif a shurgar cookie.
U feeling better?
*points downthred, continues receiving mouth-2-mouth*
*totally understands*
HALP..LCB ned ccc tu purrform der miricales…
can eye halp?
*swoon*
everibodee bak up. gib LCB sum room tew breaf.
*holds LCBs hadn*
*twitch*
*twitch*
*re-swoon*
LCB gonna bee okai, aifinkso. Jus kneads a liddul mouf to mouf tew stabileyez her.
*add ministers mouf to mouf*
**hazza jellus**
uh..uh…uh…uh fyremangregg, welcom an pweeze do anifing yu finks can bee dun..* gits on fone an cawls fur KK4* KK4..KK4
Well, hallo fyremangregg!
Plz tew be hangin arown heer. U nebber knoes wen wii mite…..um…need u.
*stawps teh mouf tew mouf on LCB*
ohai rhsb. anithing eye can halp u wif?
*carefillie monetors LCB’s hartrate*
Um yesh, plz tew be checkin my hart. I fink iz be still.
*checks rhsb’s pulse*
*lais hed awn rhsb tew lissen 2 hart*
iz goeng a liddul fas rite nao. u bettar taek it eazee. hear. sit down. eye hold ur hand fur awhyle.
Oh fankyoo, fyremangregg.
Plz tew stay az lawng az u needs tew, if nawt longur.
LCB’s hart: lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-gregg, lub-gregg…
iz soundeng gud nao, aifinkso. eye bee rite hear if u knead me.
*knead firemans gregg*
*puuurrrrrr*
*blank starez*
Um… HAY! Ai feelz… SIK! Yah, taht’s it!
mus bee awl teh nekkid dans, dans, dans u do Ly.
*placez hadn awn Ly’s fourhed*
u r feeling a luddul warm. u jus sit bak adn gregg taek caer ov everithing.
waet…awl teh wut???
*goez teh NB*
dis thred is dangeruss… *tiptoze to teh NB*
ohai misser fyreman sir… i had a SPLOORT ana doan feelz so gud….
u bee okai soon kittyboocat.
*putz arm arond kittyboocat*
*placez fingerz awn wrist tew feel pulse*
everifing feels nurmal. u just knead sum hot choklit. eye sit wif u until awl feelz bettar.
*keepz arm arond kittyboocat*
>SIGH<
pUUuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr
puuuuuuuuuuRRRrrrrrrrrrrr
puuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
puuuuuuRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ai donut do teh nekkid dansdansdans no moar. Wal, just a liddul las nite fer teh talunt sho. But odder tahn taht, Ai has retyrd.
*sits bak*
Yu taeks caer ob ebrifin?
*kk4 heers da cawl, runs wif qwikness* *falls down* Ow!! Fyremins, mai anklol, aifinks is brokken!!
*bendz over KK4 adn gentully prezzes fingurs tew her ankol*
iz jus a liddul twist, aifinkso. u want me tew rub it butter?
Oh, yesh, pleez tu rub it wif butter!!
um, u has alreddy been buttered before, hasn’t u kk??
*rubz hands tewgether tew warmz dem*
*startz massajing KK4’s foot* yes… wif butter… teh whipud vareyeity
*hisses at leeza-b..nebbermind wat happin before!!* *luuks sweetly at fyremangregg* Oh, aifinks ai startin tu feel bedder nao! Mai heero…*faints*
*gentually craduls KK4 in beeg strawng armz*
nao, nao, KK4. do nawt git urself tew eggsited. eye taek caer of u. jus relacks. gregg bee rite hear.
eye iz sawree too bee going everiwan, but aifink u iz awl okai nao adn eye hab anover cawl.
u jus cawl if u needz me agin. eye tri tew bee teh wan who comes too reskew u. each wan ov u bee so beeyoutiful.
*blowz kizzes tew LCB adn KK4, Ly adn rhsb adn Leeza-b*
*jumpz intew big red fyre injun adn dribes awai*
*waves tu fyremangregg wif silky hankee as he dribes off intu da horizon in big red fyre enjin* *forgits herself fur a moment* “Dont be a stranger nao, y’heer”
bring yore frenz neckst taim!
U guies r hilarius but, kinda stewpid. Makes 4 a gret conbination.
Hmph! Der nawt bees ennee knead fur ensultin oar cawndisendin commints. Is nawt ower folt dat yu nawt bein teh fyremens fur hume wii swoons at der feats. Ower swoonins bees jus a xpreshun ob ower grate rispekt fur teh fyremens … um … fur der … um …wel, fur awl der tallints an skils an der jenrul fyremensnis. So pleh tu yu fur bein rood (Fyremangregg wud nevur bees sew rood, aibetcha.) Hmph agin.
Ifn enneebudees fiends mai nawt sekkund commint dat wuz spozed tu bee hear, pls tu send it tu dis plaes – prollee nawt maekin ennee cents werebur it wentid. WP suks an nawt inna gud wae.
it doo, doanit? *snurt*
*wissprrs* we not rlly stewpid, DaKat. we jss play dat way furr funs caws its
fun and clean and nice and refreshing here frum teh uglee wurld. U noes bowt teh uglee
wurld.
glad too hab u heer. ♥
HAPPI NAUT-SEKUND!!!
its teh LOST kittehs!
Speekin of “Lost”, it starts bak up agin in January!
I kannot wate. I lubs dat sho.
oh me 2!
I hopes teh do a ‘recap’ show tho.
It’z gotten SEW complimacated… so much to remembur!
When I has teh extry munnies, I wanna get teh previus seesons awn dvd.
Ai lubs dat show tu!! Has bin sew lawng sinc da lastest one, aihopes dey duz recap show tu….aifinks dey did one last time dat new seeson startid. An dat SAWYER!!!! Oh, mai!
Yesh, him be teh bad boi…
**finks ov teh bad bois**
Anudder margajarita, barkeep!
*fone rings KK4 its mi CCR….hurry fyreman up abuve*
oh yes, Sawyer….
*gets swoony*
He’s just my cuppa tea, he is.
And a suthern boy 2!
*skwinks sew hard her eye gets stuk*
Niuffin lyk a Southern twang, eh Leeza?
*eyes get stuk from skwinkin too*
*kk4 skwinks tu, trys tu type wif eyes stuk* alnndsfjnew0klndsfklhoiuasdfu
reports have mine as a drawl, somewhat pronounced depending on emotional state, fatigue level, or alchohol intake. Not so much as a twang really.
u can take teh boy out of teh south,
but u can’t take teh south out of teh boy.
I bet u got hit on 7 ways from Sunday in NYC Dan!
**nods hed in agweemint**
nope, no luvvin’ at awl in NY. Onna phone call once Dad was askin’ a similar question “Whayle (the drawl is to an extent…inherited) Son, hows tha woman sitchewation in New Yawk. Well dad,…..I’m holdin’ mah own.”
**heddesk**
Stoopy NY wimmens!
oh that’s baaaaaaad, Dan.
*shrugs* It took m’dad a couple of seconds to catch up as well. However, when he did….well, the verbal assault that ensewed, not even I would commit here.
oh it didn’t take me any time atall.
I was off puttin dinner in teh microwave.
Ai’m having potato chips n cok n Goodie Rings fur supper.
*skritches hed, wundering wai seh can’t lose dose 20 peskie pownds*
wots a goodie ring??
Iz a cukie maded from oats n coconut (sowree!) n cubbered in chonklitt. Maded by Dad’s – yoo hab Dad’s cukies in teh Yoo Ess ob Eh?
Adn teh Sens WON! w00t!
coconutt? COCONUTT????
*holds hed till it passes*
*brethes deep clensing breths*
um, no, we duzznt have Dad’s… least not where I is.
Yay fur ur team!
I got cot up watchin Its a Wonnerful Lief. I
I never gets tired of that one…
Oh mii neever!
Wile ai wuz at teh stoar ai botted mai dodder a Garfeeld chiapet tath teh kittehs will gibs her fur Krissmis. *luks arownd nerbislee* Ai hoep seh isn’t reeding dis!
OK ai goes to bed adn reeds naow. G’nite adn big schmoo!
*wunders wai her tummee akes – maybee Fyremans Gregg can bringing her a hawt wadder boddel?*
*schmoos* to u to DK!
As ushual, I showed bak up just when teh thred borked.
So Ifinkso I mite hed that way too.
I had a late last nite and abowt 2 2 many martoonies.
*wispurrs* ai has nebber haded a martoonee IRL!
WOT???
Not even a cosmo?
‘Martoonie’ is a term used very loosley anymores. It’s not just gin/vodka vermouth. Itz pretty much any strong drink served up in a martoonie glass.
We now has teh very furst item to add on owr cheezmeet list of things t’do.
u cawled, 4.5kittehs? let mee halp u.
*tuks floofie blankie arond 4.5kittehs*
*wif grate dicoreum tuks a hawt wadder boddul in unner teh blankie necks too her achie tummee*
*brewz pot of ginger tea*
hear u drink dis adn tehn u feel awl bettar.
u git sum rest nao. eye stai wif u until u feeling bettar. jus cloze ur eyes adn go tew sleep. it will awl be awlrite nao.
*humms lullabye*
oooh ai hab dyed adn gone to teh ceiling aifinkso…
*drifts off to sleep to dreem ob martoonees wile lissening to Fyreman Gregg’s sooving voyse*
But Dan, u in Texas. I bet u gots SUM twang, mebbe.
Mebbe comes owt wen u prownownse sertin werds..
Doan wurree, iz nawt bad fing.
wut’s teh diffrense between a drawl and a twang?
I dunno.
Bofe iz teh secksee, speshully to Suthern wimmens.
in teh rite bar, a fistfight!
heya doc, you are soooo right there! a real teeth-hair-and-eyeballs kinda bar brawl.
ew ew ew!
Has u ever bin in one of those Dan?
I don’t wanna assoom, just b/c ur from Teksas…
nope, I don’t go out to bars much, too cheep I suppose. that, and here lately, large groups of folk make me kinda itchy.
but don’t u has to work around large groups of people?
oh for teh love of mike.
This borked thred thing just drives me crazy!
I’m going to teh 6 am lol.
Purrsonally, ai lieks da twang thang!! Mai famblee awl frum da south,
mah bein’ the vocal chameleon ah ayum, awl ah gotta dew is hang about wiffa “twangy folks” foah bit, an it’ll be deah.
**swoons**
Wif Dan an fyremangregg, dere iz NO HOAP foar me tonite!
*snerk*
One sure fire way for me, is to watch Coal Miner’s Daughter.
Ah kin tok just lahk Sisseh Spaycek in thayut moovie!
Baloney Sammiches?
Gud moovie!
Duz u eet bloney, leeza? *skwinks*
GMTA, Dan!
Baloney sammich…..wivva Dr. Pepper? While (ahem) payin’ da mortgage?
Frahd, u mean?
Tooo… many…. dubble.. entendres…
*head implodes*
Olee wif Frahd Green Tomaters.
Man dat bottlol of margajaritas musta had a hole innit…
**luuks arown**
Why iz teh wawls moovin lyk dat?
Ah, I remember payin teh mortgij.
Barely. *sad fayse*
*slowlee regains consciousness*
Some of us has to pay our own, u knows.
Been dere, doin dat, unforshunatelee.
yes…. *sigh*
well I hasta go eet some dinners…
will check in later.
if things go liek they usually do, it’ll be rite when we hit 200 commints again!
Oh, pleh, leeza-b!! Jes mai luk, husbin wake up from awl day nap on da couch, an wake up wif giant crankyniss!! He reedin motercycle magazine nao, mebbe him cheers up soon!!!
Dat reminz me — Dan, iz dere a diffrense between teh skooter an teh dragon? I has heered u mensun bofe.
scooter is generic name for motorcycle….usually a pet name
.
I call mine a dragon due to the roar-scream at higher rpm’s.
wut? Dragon? Where??
*luks arawnd, ebben tho stieel has teh bliendfawld awn adn can nawt see anyting*
oookay, at 3000RPM you have awoken the dragon, at 6500 RPM you’ve made it angry (thus the roar-scream) and it continues until redline at 10500. kinda exilariting, but rather noisy
waet….wut dragon whar? hoo awoek eet? wut?
*still unaebul tew see*
Oh, ai want to ried wif yoo Dan!!!
Enjoy dinnur, leeza.
I iz habbin likwid dinner. **skwinks**
Haz gotten da bery compycated, aifinkso! Ai almost wanna buy da whole fing and jes spen a day tu watches it…*pulls pokkits inside owt* *sighs* sumdai!
U singin tew teh choir, gf. **sad fayse**
tis awesome
GOOD JOB
Oh noes! They mus be usin stelf humins to track us down.
*runs and hides from stelf humins making sure her fully tail is hideded*
Down teh basement
Lock teh cellar door
An baby…
Talk dirty to me!
I gibbed myself eerwurm on previus thred!
*pulls owt rhsb’s eerwurm, plops it into tekillya bottlol*
Hay! Put dat bak! Iz nawt bad eerwurm.
Bret Michaels…*swoon*
*whispurrs* Aifinks yu hab tu drinkee da hole bottlol befor yu kin git da worm. fink yu up tu dat?
Ah hail yes!
Well, den, commence tu pourin, gurl!! *holds out glass fur da refill*
**tries to pour, but is gettin teh tipsee**
Oops! Wii gots teh spillidj!
*kk4 tosses sum old towlols on da floor* We kin worry bout dat later. *takes bottlol, pours drinks*
All kittehs remove demselves from teh base and get ready for snorgles!
yu kant maek us! ower base is impregenatable!
I haz catnips….
say noe to drugs! datz ower motto! nao goway!
…
*kwietlee* fluffee, is catnip a drug?
*waits patiently counting to five in head knowing kittehs will emerge any second now*
*whispurrs* Iz medisinal plant…fur da kittehs!! Mai kittehs lub der catnips. Ai onlee buys Cozmic Katnip. Iz grown bai a famblee dat hab kittehs awl obber da facteree. Mai kittehs is awl diffrent bout da catnip. Secret eets it rite out ub da tub…Mommy lieks to roll awl obber in it awn da floor..Ripper will scratchee da tub an tip it obber, so we puts it awn da floor fur him, den he scratchees at it wif a qwikness…Baby nawt eet it frum da tub, him want us tu put it on da floor, den him scratchees at it an eets it. Den dey awl play play play play ping ping ping ping play play play rub rub rub purr purr purr.
RIPPERTON!
*snkrs* Ripperton sez oh hai!
medisinal plant mai fuut- yu just wantz to see me hi…
..
duz yu hav gooshy fud to?
Oh, hai!! Iz yu gawts da hungrees, fur sum reeson? *brings owt tray ub sordid goodies*
cozmik catnip? like in dis pikshure?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/16/itz-ok-but-midge-haz-homegrown-at-her-place/
o noe!!! 2LAYTE!
SPLORRRRTTTTTTTT……………
I fink everyone is too busy wif teh fireman to attend to teh splorts!
Jk2Kitteh hang in there!
*collects brain substances all around jk2 and organizes dem in teh head*
*wrappity wrap wrap wif teh ducky tape multiplol times*
*puts jk2kitteh in warm blankie and places christmas decomorated charge on head*
*provides some chocolate chip cookies and martini of choice*
You feeling better? That was quite a bad one..
Fanks yu, zaffy21…mai anklol wuz sew hurted…yup, it was, ai is shure!
berry understandable kk4.
Wants a martoonie to help wif teh pain?
oooooooo! aaawwwwwwww! teh itty bitty kittehs has a feralness look.
ai wants to gring dem in an wrap inna floofy blankies an pull teh strings til dey all nize an warm an
SPLOORT
Not annuder one! they really should put up a warning…
*collects brain substances all around kittyboocat and organizes dem in teh head*
*wrappity wrap wrap wif teh ducky tape multiplol times*
*puts kittehboocat in warm blankie and places christmas decomorated charge on head*
*provides some chocolate chip cookies and martini of choice*
How are you feeling kittyboocat?
*slowly regains consciousness *
OOooooooooooooooooo..
noe fyrmens?
*sadtail, slinky to corner with a jealous*
tanx fur teh help, zaffy…
*pouty face*
Yeah sorry…teh fireman had to leave. But if you wants i can call teh YNGs to help you wif whatever you need
*pssst* yu gawt fyrmengregg up da thred halpin yu! Yu mus hab fainted an nawt reelized, aifinkso!
wuzza slip inna tyme space continuum, aifinkso…splort wuz sooooo bad, dinna ebbin noe he wuz der!
“Wut? dis nawt secrit baes…..”
*SPLORT*
agen?
*skoops teh sparklee branes bak up*
*luuks at the krissmus tree- contemplates yoosin branes as tinsel*
*pulls owt rappin paper to make ornamints wif*
*foald, twist, tape, fold, tye bow, kutnpayst*
*shockyfais* I fink DK might need himz brainz
Oh noes DK! You are too apt to splort these days…
*collects brain substances all around DK and organizes dem in teh head*
*wrappity wrap wrap wif teh ducky tape multiplol times*
*puts DK in warm blankie and places christmas decomorated charge on head*
*provides some chocolate chip cookies and chocolate milk*
DK, speak to me!
*waekz upp*
wha? whut happenenededed?
Umm well first of all….
*puts blindfold on DK*
You sawded teh picture from up der. Don’t look again please? Don’t want double splorts!
*lukz araownd*
hey! hoo turnededeededed teh litez awt??
*triez tew moob, butt runz intew teh wallz and othur peepz*
*ponders* I’ll take teh blindfold of IF and ONLY IF you promise to not look at kittehs for annuder 2 hours. Is dat a deal?
butt….wut eef dere iz noo lol befoar den?
Yu must keep CHRG headgeer awn berry tightlee!
Hm…okay, just be sure to has your CHRG on k? *takes away blindfold* you may have to apologize to a few people fur bumping into dem
whoa, wayt until ai getz teh tree dekerayted! aize almoast dun wif teh ornmaints…
*bumpz intew*
waet…hoo’s dis? adn wut arre yoo yoosin foar oarnamintz?
Ow!! Sumone runnd intu meh!
*bumpz intew agian*
waet…hoo’z dis??
Spins DK roun an round, wow, dis fun partee game, aifinkso!!
weeeee! yay! ai’z beein spinnededed arawnd! dis iz fun!
*bendz over KK4 adn gentully prezzes fingurs tew her ankol*
iz jus a liddul twist, aifinkso. u want me tew rub it butter?
Oh mai guudniss…between rhsb’s marjigaritas, Sawyer an Fyremingregg, ai kin hardlee fink strate!
but finking crooked is sooo much more fun
Well, dangnabitawl!!! I goez to deh store adn kum bak adn see dat i missinged deh vizit frum fiyremanzgregg!!!
*runz intew teh cween*
waet…hoo’z dis? ai nawt can see! waet…iz dis teh cween? ai’z nawt shoor….
Oh, cweenmj, wuz majiklol fing, aifinkso! *kk4 hums tu self, lites a cigarette*
*sniffz*
PLEH PLEH PLEH PLEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
watt u tri ying 2 dew wif dat cigareet KK4? git teh fire dee part mint bak hear 2 putt it owt? *winks* luks liek eye mised sum eggsitement. how r u tonite?
Um, wat yu meen, big-gladys?? Ai sure ai nawt noes wat yu tawkin bout! Der goes mai plans! *puts cigarette out in ashtray, instead ub in dry weeds*
How are yu doin tonite, mai frend? Ai is kikkin an grinnin!!
*hands on hips* ahem, dew ai has tew discuss teh danjers ob smokin?? agin??
*hides hand behin bak* Oh, hai, Jkitty!! Did yu goes tu cat show todai?
oh yesh, ai needed teh ccc berry muchless tewdai!! oh teh sweetness an teh cyoootness!!
We gots one heer in sandiego in Jan., we gonna goe. Ai lubs cat shows sew much! Ai cant wayt til is tiem tu goes agin. Dey hab big one at DelMar fairgrounds. Ebbrytiem ai goes, ai wants tu buy a littlol siamese kitteh.
be shur tew see if der are sum somali or absynnians……….ai lurves der culers!! jus like liddel foxes
Ai lubs da abysinnians tu, dey bery regal an da pretty!
ai dont finkso dat ai haz seen wun IRL….. ai wuz lukkin at teh breeds dat wuz gonna be at teh show tewdai an saw dems an wuz awl………….wowwwwww
an der wuz sum at teh show – ai fink mebbe in teh spring teh mamakitty mite hab a kitteh tew keep her cumpneeee
Aifinks dat wuld be da win, Jkitty! Kittens is sew much fun an cuteness, wai nawt git one? Ai habbent had a kitten in sew long…ai nawt kin ebben go ware der is kittens…ai wuld bring one home, an husbin is crazee cat man, sew he wud let meh…den ai wuld hab waaaaay tu many kittehs!!!
cuppla peeps tewdai sed mamakitty wud be fine ushully wif kitten…….. mite perk her up a liddel an ai cormfess ai mite be plannin ahed a liddel cuz ai wud be toooo sad wen mama leeves me if ai duzznt hab another wun
Makez gud sense tu mii…. a babeh kitteh in deh howse awlwayz b fun…. mebbee eben 2 kittehz….. wen deh mamakitty b gone, u dont’ want deh babeh tu b loansum.
Iz guud idea, aifinkso. Wuld be fun if yu culd get 2 kittens, den dey culd play wif eachudder an nawt ware out mammakitty. *hed spins at da cuteness ub two kittens playin and sleepin togedder* Sum kittehs nawt like littlol kittens…yu noes, like wen da naybor brings obber a kid dat we nawt in mood tu deels wif…but aifinks it wuld be good idea, fur bof ub yu, yesh.
yew tryin tew killz me hyer?? wun kitteh atta time aifinkso………. den gets anudder wun wen ai needs tew…… LOL
eye weighted until mai zeffie had past cuz eye gnu she wood nawt tall erate anover kitteh. she waz 16 adn sik wif cancer adn crabbie. eye gnu eye wanted maor kittehs rite awai adn eye had awlreddi picted owt teh breeder eye wanted 2 git teh kittehz frum. waz beri sad wehn she crossed over teh bridg adn teh new kittehz halped me to nawt be sew sad. eye posted teh linkie tew teh breeder down fred.but iz invisibol rite nao. iz teh w thingie followed buy archicats wif a dot com. where ur CHRG wdoi. maibe 2 oar 3 if u visut.
oh yeah…. posted teh linkie cuz tehy bee living in souf calif. adn maibe KK4 seaz teh breeders at teh show she goez 2 cuz tehy r showing there kitteh julia rite noa.
{{{{{big-gladys}}}}} Ai sowee tu heer bout yur bebbeh zeffie. Aifinks, jes mai opinyun, dat is best tu get kitten soon affter yu goes froo sumfin liek dat. We always gonna miss ar deer frens, but da kitten halp wif da payn.
fanks BG, ai will goes n luks nao
ai saw sum ob dose kittehs wif teh big ears tewdai! lots ob cyooot kittehs! an most ob dems wuz berri frendleeee
ai habbin compooter trubbles tonite!! Ai nawt kin refresh da page, an kinnawt see de linkee. Kin yu typee it agin, or kin yu put it awn mai profile, big-gladys? Ai gonna sign off now, g’nite ebbrybuddy, ai will sees yu tumorrow!
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{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}…wen yu nawt occupied wif da fyreman!!
oh KK4, ai finkso yew cud be en fuego!
*embarisst face* ??
yea, der is ebidens ob a fyre behind yew? wut up wif dat?
liek, srsly….smokin nawt gud…
eye am feeling a bit unner teh weather wif teh pleh cowld, butt mai hubbed jus brot me sum soup. tuk me tthree timez butt eye fond a gud wan. u feeling bettar affer ur liddul visut frum teh firemanz?
I taked u three times to find some gud soup?
yup. adn a gud hubbeh two bring teh soup. tahtz waht maeks teh sup sew gud.
How many soup labels u has to save and send in to get teh good hubbeh?
**lissens wif a innerest**
U meen deres hoep foar me? I haz had tew huzbins alreddy.
Nawt wut I wuz plannin, beleev me.
U just keep tryin till u git it rite, hunny!!! {{rhsb}}
Fanks, cween!
*whispurrs* U kno ennybodee? *wink*
*psst……….rhsb, yew hazznt barely gots rid ob nombrrrrrr2………..yew duznot alwais need a (fire)man around……… jus sayin*
sry nun ob mai binness………ders is sumtimes more tew life…… schmoooo
I know, Jamamamamama..
*schmoo*
oh whew………. ai haz a releeef dat yew dint take dat teh rong wai!!!
did yew ebber get teh darn router werkin or yew waitin fur yer relatib tew cum an halps?
waz tooo mani tew count, aifinkso. eye sugges trying mani vareyeities. fond teh winning wan awn match.com after sampling mani flaovors
*winks* Ai hope dat yu feels beddr soon, big-gladys!
oh rilly, BG? yew had teh success wif matches? ai hadda laff cuz wen ai lukked ai thot……..oh but doz guys are old………HA HA HA
yep, eye cot me a winner. lots ov teh duds furst. den wehn awl hoep iz lawst, aifeels, tehr he waz. *whispurrs* adn yunnger dan me!
Yu taeks gud caer ov cold, BG – PDX havin teh big chili tihs week week week.
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Iz bak frum siscat’s howse takin insied teh tender plants. Gotta do mines nao.
eye am planning on no skool on mondai. let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!
iz okai cweenmj. i haz a felineng dat himz be bak sumdai if u need reskewing.
Ohai! I didn’t get a chance to welcumz you before because i was buzy wif teh splorts. I’m sure you feel berry happy here wif all teh attentions eh?
*swoon*
Cweenmj, der mus be way tu puts him awn da payroll, aifinkso! Yu noes, we culd git injurd at any given moment.
Him cud stay at my playse inna NB.
*arainjezz hursef adn straitenz hur fishnet stawkingz*
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Purrhapz wii kin make an arainjment dat b mute chew ally
satisfaktoree.
Woot! Woot!
U go cween!
*pats random hairz intu plaic.*
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After awl, deh Fyremenz serve
tu pleazhureat deh pleazhure uv deh cween.u summonded me, mai cween?
*starts tu sitting up.
I .. I …. I’m feeing so faint…..
*kolapsikatez agin.
*lifts teh cween wif strawng armz adn helpz her sit regally awn her throne*
*putz arm arund teh cween*
u feeling awl rite, nao, mai cween? waht wood u liek frum fyremangregg?
Itz… itz so hot in heer…. I think a kewling drink wud b gud…. wut du u suggest?
*Fanz fais wif paw.
*putz cweenss feet awn a stool*
*fetches a refreshing fyrehous cooler* an oxymoron ai noes, ai noes, but is gud
it iz gitting hawt in hear. u mind if i taeks off mai shirt?
*removes shirt adn reveals smooth muscled ches wif sicks pak abs*
*fans cween*
Firemans Gregg is fanning teh cween wif his sicks pak abs???
*faints*
*halps LCB to a chare*
*fans LCB*
*fans teh cween*
*fans LCB*
*fans teh cween*
*muscools rippul*
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Thankz fur deh fyrehowse cooler,
fyremangregg.
*Takez cooler.
*Avertz iiz frum sicks pak tu
*prevent swooning agin.
*sneekz peek.
*swoonz agin
*putz shirt bak awn*
*fans, fans, fans*
*hands teh cween anover fyrehous cooler*
i am sawrie tew bee living nao, my cween, but i jus got a cawl abut a kitteh stuk inna tree. i rilly must go reskew the kitteh az much az i hates tew leaf u. jus taek liddul sips of teh drink adn keep ur feet ellee vated adn u shuld bee awlrite.
*bendz down adn wif tender lips kisses teh cweens hand*
*wavingz bai-bai tu deh fyremanz.
*sigh*
*presses bak uv hand tu cheek
*bigger sigh*
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Such a gennulman!!!
*sip,
*sip, sip
*sigh
*sip sigh sip
why iz he sawree to be LIVING? methinx dat teh rest uv us iz happee heze living and nawt ded.
Helps cween tu make sure dat seems is strate in da bak….annyfing to halp!!
*pullz upp blined fawld tew see wutz goin awn arawnd meh*
O.O
*pullz blindfold bak down*
methinx yu is still 2 yung… letz keep dat in o’ scents a littl lawnger shall we. kum, see the prittee tree ai dekorated wif sparklees an rappin paper…
*winx at cween over mai sholder*
*still daezed, nawt can see, bumpz intew tingz*
dont wurree, sins ai dont think ile get taim wif gregg tonite, ile
leed yu to fynde fluffee kittehs in teh wylde.. safari trip, letzgo. (an mebbe ile get lukke an fynde me sum yummee park rangers wile weer at it).
butt…ai thot dat lukkin at kyoot kittehs wud nawt bee gud foar meh?
that wuz b4 ai rapped yor hed in tinsel (an seranrap an rappin paper an moosen CHRG an dukky tape) an stukk a bow onnit. yule be fine.
Frenz, teh Jose has kickded in.
I needs tew crawl upstayrs whiel I can sorta-kinda see strait.
G’nite.
P.S. Plz tew send sum “reinforsements” tew see if I maded it okay. kthxbai.
G’nite!!
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Gregg, u mite wanna go check on her in a cuppla minnitz.
Yesh, plz.
Jes tew make shur I iz awl tuked in rite…
An dat my hed iz awn the pillol, an nawt at teh foot ov teh bed.
*fluffs up pillol adn turns rhsb arond sew feets at foot adn hed awn pillol*
*tukx floofie blankie arond rhsb*
*kisses rhsb forehed*
sweet dreamz.
Hapee Tombstone dreems, rhsb!!
Iz gonna be CSI NY dreems tonite, KK.
Gary Sinise wif a Southern drawl. *wink*
Sleep gud, mai deer!!
lol wow, it took me like 15 seconds to actually locate the kittehs
heh katie me too.
LOL dats cuwte!
those itteh bitteh kitteh committehs captions suck!, stop them