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Cawl bakk in a week oar 2
congrats anni, u and audra gets to go to teh ty booteek!
maybe u cud pick up a crissmuss present or two, for ur -speshul- frends. *hint hint*
Wud u liek a nice hot toddy?
Ai need sumfing fur an upset stummick, nawt shore if hawt toddy wud fit teh bill.
maybe a just a littel ginger ales then?
wif a sprig of hollie for dekorashun?
Mai grancat yoost 2 taek ginger whine fur stummick trubbul. She wuz strikt TT an din’t no dat it wuz 13% alkyhol. Sumtiems she got slitely drunk, but din’t reelize!
ginger wine?
I has never heard of that! Sounds interesting!
Ai fink it iz a TTI fing – iz a sweet raisin wine flavrd wiv root ginger. It iz yoozed in a drink cawld whisky mac – eekwul parts uv skotch wisky an ginger wine. Ai doan’t liek dat, but Ai haz a splash uv ginger wine awn hunny dyoo mellun – dat iz berry nommabul!
Ai wunur haow menny tiemz mai tt granna gawt sum alkee wifowt nozing tu?hee! Oooh, dat cidur swond gud so ai went nd fownd sum heer frum Tradur jo awl spised nd redy tu heet up. nom.
Mai uvver gran wuz awlso TT – she maed “country wine” frum blakkberriz an uvver froots. She din’t no dey wuz alkyholik eever!
Hee! oh, luk at tiem! Iz tum feling beddur? iz tiem fur nity nite? fele beddur ina mroning.
Aarrghhh! Ai meened 2 get an erlee nite – an Sunday iz 15 minnits awld naow!
Thx fur teh gud wishis fur mai tum!
G’nite ebrrywun, g’nite!
gnite anni!
*wonders if her gramma wasn’t pullin teh wool over anni’s eyes*
Mai gramma wuld take hur “nerv pills” an den goes tu sleep fur wile…latter on ai realizez dat wuz da vallyum!
ohai annipuss! congratz onna furtist frumteh lastest!
nawt minny peepz bii playin heer todai; iz has xmas shoppinz?
*stirs pot of hot mulled apple juice on stove*
hmmmm, mor cinnimunz, aifinkso!
Mmmm, dat smells guud, kin we awl hab sum? *hold owt glass wif hope*
ub coruz!*laddles out generous portions to all hopeful peepz*
an fur annipuss, teh awl natoorule curation fur teh upset tummies:
1 tblspn ground cinnimun
1 tblspn organic hunny
1 cup boiling waterz
mixx all inna cup, stir minny minny timez and drinky all dopwn wunce coolz; ebbin floaty stuff onna top, nawt look so nize? tastee quite gud an teh slipperynez iz gud fur teh upseting tummy. oh yez!
Thx, dat sownds gud! Iz a lawt uv cinnamomomom but iz gud fur lossa fings Aifinkso.
*wispurrrrs* iz also cure fur…teh runz! cinnimon clamez teh paristalsis..
parasalsis…teh stomach moveing!
it cud be da crissmus shawpin.. i can has mien done alreddy. yesh, I be an oberacheever.
ai wuld liek a glass of da mixtyoor on da stove, tho!
ub corz! iz plenny fur all cheezland! iz cold ebbin inna calyfortuna, teh oc ebbin, gonna rain aifinkso!
Hab a fyew sprinkulz abwot owhr ago but klowdz stil mooving in. wundur if iz rezun pyewtrr iz being stranj. berry bawlkee nd a wile ago just blinked itslef orf.. Wurreez me cuz ai can haz da bilz tu pai nd nawt wantz snafuz.
We bin habbin sum rayn heer in sandyeggo todai.
oar mayb 3.
helloo. umm how can i add you as a friend?
FINDME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RITE HERE
ai see teh problum.. lots of kitteh hayrs in teh wai!
but ur call is impawtint to us!
and it will be taken in teh order in which u is deceeved.
estimated hold time… elebenty minnits.
plz continyoo to hold….
*cue eerworm muzak*
♪Somwum left a cake out in teh rane………..
I’d rather heer dis wun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBSodK6WO_k&feature=PlayList&p=2E5A6256DB5CB39A&index=0&playnext=1
Iz been in my hed latelee. Dunno why.
OMCCWTFBBQ!!!!
WP nawt eet my comment wif linkee?
**falls outta chayre**
*kk4 despritlee tries tu remoov eerwurm* Nope, it der fur da durashun!
Kitten on teh keys: ur doin it rong.
Hee hee, is rong kind uv keys.
That’s a big part of teh prollem.
mebbe dis iz wer the eerwurm coems frum
dija like mai comedyness actin fur teh talint show? didja didja huh?
It was teh… unique. I laffed, I cried, I could see it again and again.
hay, u never said if my act made teh show!
Yah, wen we gonna heer? Da suspenders is killen meh.
oh yez we wan noe wut judmentation ter bii! ana member, it went intew tew or tree lol commint pages; wuz epic talentaticious, aifinkso!
an teh tourch danse? surry about teh lil explosation… an how did yew git outa teh trapdoorhole, LCB?
*leans forward with chin on paws, eyes wide, waiting…*
Well, guise, it was likt this:
I was fallin’ down teh trap door trap when my lol phone ringed. U may rember from a previous advenshur that teh week signal makes me fall slower. But I coulnd’t finish falling because teh call was about Special Double Secret Progation Extry-Confidential Judge Bidness. I was teleported immediately to teh I Wanna Be A Star Chamber, where I spent teh rest of teh day.
As for everybuddy’s auditions, they all was teh win. Teh good nooz is that u are all in teh show! Teh better nooz (for me) is that all u needs to does to reserve ur place in teh show is pay a un-refundamable entry fee to cover teh hunnert dollar towels, firemans rental and Judges’ shampers fund. If u pay now, u gets a discount: u only pays elebenty hunnert moneys insted of teh reggaler fee of elebenty hunnert and one moneys.
So…. yay, everyone!
Pays fee….fwows in xtra tu reserv a fyremin!
Um, maybee dey is too tite? Just a fot…
*runs up and pownces on DK*
ohai!
*sees Leeza kumming adn jumps outa teh wai*
Ha ha, missed mii!
*flops own sied wif twitchy tayle adn dares Leeza to powns again*
Oh, and why is rhsb running arownd wifowt her unnerwares?!?
*sidles back and cirkles around to DK’s back*
Oh I has no ideas. I fink teh upshot was that hur parents are out, and she gets to play!
*tags DK from behind*
*flips ober, grabs Leeza adn kikkikkik wif teh bunneh kiks (no poyntee endz, tho)*
Ai has a happeh! Teh Oddawa Senators are playing tonite, adn teh game’s on TB! Adn teh recepshun wif mai wun remayning bunneh eer is not bad! (Donut habbing teh caybul oar sattalite – if ai did, ai’d spend alla thyme watching old moobies adn nature shoze).
Must go get potato chips adn sum chonklitt!
oh u lieks the hockey 2, DK?
We has a team in Charlotte, teh Checkers.
I loves going to teh hockey games!
Ob corse ai lieks teh hokkee! Ai bees ur twin!
Yoo eben has a NHL teem in NC!
Yes we does.. teh Hurricanes, but they is in Raleigh, 2-3 hours away. I went to see tehm onse, and when I say we had nosebleed seets, I means they handed us bandages and oxygen on teh way in! Couldn’t see teh game from up there, or hear it eether, b/c we were higher than teh speekers!
I prefers teh Checkers, I liek the minor league sports, u can get in closer and itz cheaper…I goes to see single A baseball in teh summer 2!
*fidjits wif suspenders* Fanks yu, 4.5!! Ai has da bedder nao!!
Welkums! Nuffing worser tahn a wejjie!
Yu gawts dat rite, no wunner ai culd nawt sit still! Ai member dat ai had wejjie shoes long tiem ago….
wrong….sew rong, going commando inna sandy environment…..dats worse.
Ai agrees, Dan. Takes weeks tu git da grit out!!
Gritteh kittehs nawt happy kittehs, aifinkso!
Hmmm… commando… sandy environment… camels….
OK, I’m not going there!
I’ll see Dans lack uv underwares in teh sand, and raise him going braless.
Ai match yur bet, an raise yu waring a thong.
ha! U win that bet!
I tried a thong onse…
thong = rong
I mean really, y not just go without?
Aim wif yoo, sistah!
Da wurstest inbenshun in da historee ub da wurld!! Aifinks wen ai want tu pik, ai will pik up gitar!
I red tu pick as toof pick at first…omcc
thong, bear-suit, sandy environment, outer-banks of North Carolina.
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nuff said.
juss anither wird fur buttfloss:thong!
Yep. That’d do teh trick, I think.
No, no, Dan – do tell!!
LOLz DK!
I has xperense wif that NC sand myselfs.
There is a reason I prefer teh mountains to teh beech.
Ai agrees, woo new dat da watters at da beech bee full ub da sand!!
the……events happen in the middle of this story.
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http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/13/funny-pictures-stuff-hoomin-stuff/?cp=all#comment-442343
Helpdesk kitteh sezzzzzzzzz……….
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
kan ai haz diz behbeh plz ????
BUT I NEEDZ IT NAO
Must be Windstream opurrator. I wuz awn eternal hold wif dem earlyur.
Ai hayt teh wunz ware u haz 2 press nummerz akkordin to wat ur prollem iz. Dey nebber seam 2 haz wun fur mai prollem!
I wanna messidj dat sez, “if iz borked, press elebenty”.
Teh wuss wun in TTI iz teh mane tellyfone purvider. U haz 2 go throo 3 oar4 menyooz an den u get to tawk 2 sumwun in India. If u aer lukkee, u can unnerstan dem!
Awn nyewz las nite wuz saing sum kumnee wud knekt wif “merkun speekur” enny tiem fur abowt 100 munniez / yeer. Reprotur doing dis wuz cawling arownd. cudnt unnurstand wun hoo truned owt tu be in Calif. but sownd liek frum India oar warebur.
ai is no goods a making teh funneh comments…:(
o well
iz ok, we’z not all funny, but we kan all play anyway
I’z awn mah break!
Yabbut, ur on ur break on MY keybroad!
Kittehs paw awn leddr pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
nebber mind…ai nawt noes how dat happnd! *embarisst face*
Kitteh paw on ledder pppppppppppppppppp
pppppppppppppppppppppppp
pppppppppppppppppp
Kitteh sik ub ppppppppleh job.
Kwitit! Ur gonna make me has to–
Dang. See? No I has to go ppppppppppppp!
Turns on fawcet fur wadder sownds…
*puts LCB’s hand inna bowl of warm watters*
*grabs leeza-b, runs away kwiklee*
wate, where r we going?
not sure, but dig the basket.
iz it a handbasket??
mmmmMMMMM……could beeeee
U seem to be very familyar with this handbaskit….
iffen ya look around the ting, most likely my initials’re carved in dere sommweres.
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either that, or the card reseving the seat fer mii.
well hop in then!
RODE TRIP!
I herd u gotted some snow in Teksas.
Think that’ll slow us down?
nah, just bungee a tarp onna bottom ovva basket and it’ll sliiide just fine
.
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coarse, steerin’ might be an issue.
hmm… we could take a snowball with us and see just what its chanses REALLY are….
*jumps in handbaskit* Aifinks ai bin in dis baskit before, it luuk bery familyur.
well, dependin on yer mythology, or belief base…..hell is frozen.
hmmm… well, if ur going that way, imho it duzznt exist anyways… exsept in teh DMV office, and WalMart.
Why? Wut happened tew freeze it?
Oh, an hao “aggregated” wuz u teh uthur day?
someone said once, hell is other people. Another version: The difference between heaven and hell, is the company ya keep there.
So, duz taht meen u at werk?
well tehn gud to have u in the baskit Dan!
nope, handled problem onna phone, gig is tomorrow.
wot? U has a Sat nite off??
kewl.
so wot’s tomorrow?
*guesses… kiddie hololiday show*
Dan, I posted sumfink tew u toward teh bottom of teh thred.
nah, tomorrow nawt kiddee show (saints be praised), pseudo-rock iffen I ‘member correctleh.
wut basskit?
oh, ai gittit nao- teh wunwut goes same plaze azza ac/dc highway!!
*does a dance worthy of yesterday’s auditions*
*gets to teh little catburglars’ room, finds teh door locked*
*faints*
*luks askanse*
Teh lolcatburglar can’t get in a lokked door?
*raises i-brow*
*unfaints*
Some things is teh easier on a empty bladder. Just sayin.
*spares a skware for LCB in teh spirit of teh seeson*
ya gotta wate for her to get IN DERE first….odderwise, the spare square is just a cruel tease.
Awl I can say is, FANK CC foar peeplol who will spare a skware (oar elebenty)!
I’ve learned, check to supply BEFORE ya start annyting……wanna guess how I learned dis?
well, better to has it ready for when she needs it!
plus, we is giving things away tonite in teh spirit of teh seeson.
*gives rhsb and Dan each a skware too*
Some things just won’t wate Dan.
And taht is one of them.
Do I smell a storee??
I has learned dat tew, but nawt until I learned teh HARD WAY!
Fanks leeza. **puts in purse foar latur**
*writhes in agony*
WHO’S IN THERE? Come on out, plz! I gotta pppppppp!
Say, rhsb, can I borry ur purse for a minnit? I’ll gibs it rite back, I swares.
Iz u dansin nao, LCB?
Wut u gonna do wif my purse?
Heer, has a cup.
Wut yu gonna du in dat purs, LCB?
*gives LCB a bukkit*
*danses behind conveniently-located tree*
*sighs a big sigh of reliefs*
Oh noes!!1! My cup runneth over!
Dang, gurl! Hao musch u drink?
Ai hope yu nawt hab yur guud shoos awn, LCB!
**whipsurrs** Wunner if LCB wuz warin teh red heels.
well I gave hur teh bukkit…
I’m shure teh lolrus wudn’t mind.
It bein an emergensy and all.
WATE!
We shudda called teh firemens to get the door open!
*slaps 4hed*
*loks a randum door, fwows da key awai* Yup, aifinks dat we needs da fyremins awlrite! 1….2…..3…..HALP!!!!
Hope dey nawt comin from Texas agin.
Dat tuuk forebber! Ai nawt culd stik aroun tu, um, enjoi dem…wuz da pleh!
at least iz nawt teh butt onna keyboard!
iz beddah has break on yr keyboard den has buttona yr keyboard…
Must be union…. *wink*
Obber wurkd tellyphone kitteh lays hed awn keyboard an closes eyes. Hur kinnawt beleeb wat dat las caller seds tu hur.
Mebbe hur ansers fone foar Maytag Repayrman. Nawt a call in monfs.
Hur hab a tired, aifinkso! Partee kitteh, cannawt stay awake on da job!
I has trubblol stayin awake at werk sumtimes, an I nawt eben parteed teh nite befoar!
Onna side note: I has dun somefin twice teh stoopy! I nawt onlee started smokin agin, I started inna WINTUR! Nawt teh britest moov awn my part. **BRRRR**
Meh tu, rhsb. Ai started win ai losted mai pleh job..as tellyfone operatur! Iz da cold owt der! Husbin nawt happytayl bout it, but, ai will stawp win ai gits nudder job. Ai always seems tu start agin win life is da pleh an stressful.
*huddles in cold wif rhsb….hack hack coff coff*
Jes dont sit awn teh rock. It will freez ur buns.
*apeers wif heetin pads fur bun warmers* Man, it cold ware yu lib! *inbites rhsb tu smoke wif hur in sandiego* We kin go on front porch owt ub da rayns.
*stern widdle faze*
Nao yew noes teh smoking cigarrites iz bad fur yews!!!!
Nicoteen iz adictten an dangerrouse! Please tew nom gummy bear instead…
*stern widdle fase*
nao yu noez teh smoking ciggrits be bad fur yew!
kitteh has a hed desk… mai bii caller wuz rude?
Oh hai, kbc!! Ai bin tellyphone operatur fur 15 yeers…yu kinnawt beleeb how rude peeps kin beh! *stiks owt tung at da rude peeps*
Teh ownlee wunz ai fink it iz fare to be rood 2 aer teh wunz dat fone u 2 try 2 sell u sumfing, wen u aer in teh middul uv sumfing importint an hoo won’t taek “no fangQ” az ur finul werd!
Ai agrees, annipuss. Once ai start tu wurk on da phones, ai nebber anser mai phone at home. Ennybuddy who noes meh, dey noes tu start talkin win da machine pik up. An wen ai gits salescall, ai jes tells dem nofanksyu an hangs up. Ai gotted on do not call list…but ai still gets dem sumtiems. Ai noes dat da phone sales peeps iz jes doin der job, so ai jes makes it short an sweet, den dey kin get tu da next peep awn der list.
We haz a fing heer in TTI ware u can bar awl salez cawls an automatik wuns. It duzn’t stop wuns frum oberseaz tho an Ai keep gettin sumwun tellin me Ai haz wun a free crooze. Wuz berry annoyin wen Mai mumkat wuz sikk an Ai wuz eggspektin bad nyooz ennee minit.
Ai noes, ai gits dem cawls tu, an ai kin harlee unnerstan wat dey is sayin. Is bery annoyin wen yu spectin important cawl! Is mumkat okai? *crosses paws in hope*
oh yez- ai did telepfone surbays, an inna furs week, ai new it tewww!
Teh onliest thing worst than being teh rood to a serviss worker is teh bein rood to a serviss worker kitteh.
Peeps whut does that should be plunished. Here’s whut we does to them:
Apply itching powders to their pillow.
Brake every promiss u make to them.
Cover them in cheezburgers and let teh lions loose.
Deliver elebenty anchovy pizzas to their house, collect.
E…
Elebeny millyun minnits awn hold
Floofy foot kik in da pants
Go tel der mudders on dem
Heave dem of da cliffs
Ice in der pants
J……
Jerk their underwears over their heads
Klick a klicky thingy in their ear
Lose their keys
M…
melty all der joonyer mintz
nawt let tehm in at nite
open can ub gushi fud but NAWT put oonna plate fur dem
pleh on der pillow
quietly superglue their hands together
rub dem all ober wit stinky fish faces
s…
Stik dem wif pins
Tape der moufs shut
Upchuk in der shoos
Velcro dem to bottom ub car
W….
Wailing of banshees for several hours at a time
Xhaling onion bref all ober dem
Yucky food for a monf
zzzzzzz (none of that fur to teh people who insult kitteh!
So guies, I gots howse tew myself agin tonite!
Parental yoonits an Krissmiss partee.
U gonna danse around in ur unnerwares?
Nope, iz tew cold foar dat, but I mite go upstayrs an get teh margajaritas owt!
Oh, an gib peepuls DAT vishooal pikshur?
Nuh-unh. I nicer tahn dat!
Well, yu hab too mini margyritas, yu could ber well dans in unnerwares!
marguriterz so ch-ch-chilly… ai recomendez hot butter rummy
>HIC<
’scuse me.. an why der so many ub yoouse?
*slides gently sideways, eyes crossed*
Iz teh drunk piano player
U gonna shoot? U prolly seen 2 ov me.
Well, I gots 2 guns, wun foar eech of u.
Iz okai, rhsb, ai hab two guns ub mai own…one ub da bullits gawt mai ex’s naim awn it!
U ebber seen ‘Tombstone”, KK?
I LUBS dat moovie! Val Kimler stolded teh show.
D’oh! Supposed to be “Kilmer”.
I fink he took a hunk of Top Gun too.
But my FAVE is Teh Doors.
Oh yesh! Him wuz a good Morrison.
wahll naow….isn’t thayt a daysieh. (was dating a girl named…..Daisy at the time, got much mileage outta dat one)
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though mah favorite part is:
Don’t move
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Nonsense……by all means….move.
Hay der, shd, yu ebber seen da frootcake ladee on da youtube? Her sez dat…is a screem, so funneh!
I’m ur Huckelberry…
Ooooh, an he layin in bed lawts ub da tiem tu! *whispurrs, mai mudder watches it obber an obber tu!*
*kk4 fans self* Oooh, dat a hunkfest if ai ebber seen one! *imagines Sam Elliot mumblin in hur eer* *faints ded awai*
Oh yesh, him haz wun of “those” voices….
**thots go thro rhsb’s hed**
*kk4 an rhsb head tu NB*
yesh, I has much jealousy of Sam Elliot’s voice. Didja know he played Travis McGee inna movie once?
I bet u has teh nyse voice, tew, Dan.
Yesh, Dan, tawlk tu us wif dat nise voice!!! Wat moovy was dat wif Travis McGee, ai member seein him fur da nawt second time in dat moovy “Lifeguard”
Way bak in da day…
eh, voices r not as important as teh impressive swordplay and teh broguey acksents anyways…
Itz not wotcha got, but how u use it, u knows.
*skwink*
Ai ‘grees wif Leeza! *skwink*
Ai sekkunt dat emoshun, yesh ai doo!!
Yabbut, wen dere wisperin sweet nuffins in ur eer….
**heds bak to NB**
*kk4 alreddy bin der fur a wile, welcomes rhsb* Mysteryussly, we hab bartender wif bery deep voice tonite!
U kno who else has nise voice? Gary Sinise.
mm.. well.. eggsample.. Kevin Costner, not exactly has a deep sexy voice, but played one of teh sexiest rolls of all time imo….Bull Durham, and I wud take Crash Davis over Sam Elliut any day….
Him iz reeson I lyk CSI NY. **winks**
**luuks bartender up an down**
Talk Dirty to Me!
Fine then. Dance around *wifout* ur unnerwares!
Nawt if I by myself!
Fine then. Dan, come over hear and danse wif rhsb wifout ur unnerwares.
LCB!!! Nawt tew be gibbin Dan taht imidj. Him been sik enuff.
Nao teh imidj *I* gots…. **grins**
Nao see wut u did?!?!
U skeered him.
LCB, teh closest I come to dansin arown lyk dat is runnin from laundree room to my room, wen nobodee hoam!
so yew nebber dida hiedi kluoom immatayshun?
*sings*
‘jus take dose ol rekkerd off teh shelve
ai sit an lissins tew dem bai my selve;
tadai musak ain gotta same sole-
gimmie dat ol tyme rockinroll!!
Nope, but I has slid down teh hallway in my socks.
Ai slippd on da floor wen ai wuz warin soks an fawls awn mai behind…duz dat count?
I fell UP teh stayres whiel warin socks wunse.
Socks belongs inna bedroom. Oar teh kitchin. Oar teh libbin room. Oar…
Well, luuk who has sneeked in…. Ohai, Dan!
Didyoo see teh messidj I lefted u?
Hmmmm; wen Ai wuz a cuhstomer serbiss rep, tihs wuz wut Ai alwaiyz wuntid tuu duu butt:
1. nebber hadded teh tiem
2. azza rool wuz tuu upsettid tuu geyt sleepee
4. shud hav dunnit teh layst daiy onna jaub:
mebbee mygrayne wuud hav goned awaiy
3. misseded tuu mennee oppertuhnitees tuu duuit, becuz
Ai wuz tuu bizzee liystenyng tuu teh peeps skreeming
6. wutta dummee Ai wuz:
luukit awl teh nappees Ai misseded!!!
Aw dat is teh awful cheshirekittehkat. Iz good fing you don’t do dat anymore!
**Pours self margajarita**
Mmmm….dats gud stuff. Jose Cuervo, I lubs u! Espeshully after teh whole Toys R Us egg-speriense.
*holds owt glass* Meh an Jose, we goes bak a lawng way!
Me too, KK.
I wunse drinked sew musch of the pre-mixed margajaritas dat sertin “likwids” wuz colored foar dayz afterwurd!
*winks at rhsb* Ai noes wut yu meens, gurlfren!!
really????
I has not heard of that…
R we talking strawberrie?
Um, iz da fire injin lellow. *crinjes at da memery*
:shock face:
Iz nawt pritty!!
Nawt az bad az tiem I eeted tew musch Red Velvet caek (my favrit, btw).
I thot sumfin wuz srsly rong wif me!
dat explanz y i culdnt get thru.
day kept me on hold.
Der nawt too many commints on earlier lol…da “we be guud” one…lets moob obber der!
Heddin dat direckshun\….
haha…dis kitteh lol made me lol =]
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wats up its dakat
Ah am callin to repoort a Splort?…
I worked in a call center. That is totally what it’s like.