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Conga rats tu yu, annipuss fur da nawt secund! Wuld yu liek some hot chokklit and a warm blankee? Ai also hab sum hot tea, but it’s oolong, ai nawt noes if yu lieks dat ur nawt.
FangQ kk4 Ai fink teh chokklit wud be best ai aer goin 2 bed soon an teh warm blankie iz a berry gud eye deer!
Dat pikshur make meh cold! It luk freezin owt der fur dat kitteh. How wuz visit wif son? Ai gotted tu see mine at fanksgibbin, ai habs littlol grandson dat ai gotted tu see as well. Hims so cute!
Concatshoelaces, annipuss!
FangQ NS.
LOL! just got your pun, annipus!
it must be the dai befor caturday – can’t brayne!
Iz less dan an ower 2 Caturdai heer!
does yoo haff teh BIG full moon on the TTI ? can yoo sea it obber there acrossed the see?
wut izza TTI?
Teeny Tinee Ingerland
Teenee Tinee Ingerand
ohai kittyboocat! wren yoo doant kno a werd oar abbra…abrev….letters, yoo kin goes tew the bloo lynx above thet sez “Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.” wren i lukked up TTI for yoo the LOLshunary sayed this:
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TTI – TeenyTinyIngerland; England
OOOOOOOooh…
ai heered that before, but dinna see it onna website- my eyez haz a blurry that dai!
Oh, KBC, ai tolded yu once, but wuz late in da dai, ai had da biggest confoos bout dat!! Mai brane wuz makkin awl kinna fings dat TTI could stand fur…8O
Ai shokt maiself…
ohai 2wh2blk2stripey.
I no can see teh biiig Moon. is wainin an windy an cloudy an BrrrrChilly in TTI at teh momunt. I has a sad. I like to see shiney biig moon.
where mah Festiv Fern Abatar?
S’ok. She’s here. Phew! I thottid WP had steeled her for a minum.
OHAI tidmum, sew srry teh wain&wind ruin the moonview…suposta bee beeg & bwritest of year cause eet is as close as teh moon getz tew earf. therz alsew a falling star storm this wreekend tew!! hope yoor skies cleer soon!!
Oh hai, 2w…ai saw dis, an lef mssg at bottom ub thred tu remind peeps tu see!! sumtimes we awl git at da bottom, (sew tu speek) an no one checks da top!! Ware are yu at in da wurld!! Ai is in sandiego, CA.
Ohai kk4, i am in the Merryland onna east coast 8PM here new LOL time!
Wows, yu berry far awai frum meh…but we awl close togedder in cheezland!! Iafinks we is frends, but ai gonna goes on yur bloo name tu makes shure!!
*embarrist face* we alreddy frends, ai leebd yu a ledder..
Sowwee, Ai had 2 go 2 bed, so Ai din’t see ur kwestyuns til mornin.
KK4. Mai sun iz heer frum lunsh Friedegg an hazn’t disidid wen he will go bakk -2nite oar affer lunsh 2morro. He had 2 go owt 2day fur a feeld trip fur a corse him iz doin.
2w2b2s. No, Ai cudn’t see teh beeg moon – teh pleh clowds cubberd it up! Dis mornin it iz raynin berry hard an blowin az well. PLEH! Do Nawt Want!
me no. no 1 b his frend if he do dat agan
*hyds unner bed wif dust bunnehs*
gray kitteh will neva find me hear!
*kwietlee tuks gammacat’s tayle unner teh bed wif teh rest uv hur*
*whispurring*
thankee nightshayde!
*carefuly sticks paw out from unner bed*
drinksie to sillybrate yur kwikness?
*runrunrunrunsunner othurr bed* ohai dust bunnehs! plz tew nawt gib meh awai?
Wat is dat ai heer? Oh, is dustbunnehs! Wat yu sez, dustbunnehs, DK is hidin ware? *runs qwiklee and bats DK on hed* *Runs away wif qwikness*
*runrunruns aowt ob hiedin*
*hedbatz kk4*
*runs bak intew hiedin, sumwhar eles*
*kk4 luuks round wif huge eyes* Ai sees yu, yur furgotted tu hide yur eers!! *hoppy hoppy sideways tu DK, bats DK’s eers* *runs away qwiklee an hides in closet*
*runs tew middlol ob ruum, stawps, adn listenz*
*peekz unner klosit dowr*
*openz dor, hedbats, den runnz awai tew hied unner othur bed, maeking shur tew hied tael adn eerz*
kk4 follows trayl ub bloo scales…*hmm, culd hims be unner dis bed?* *slowlee lifty up da dust rufflol…sees big bloo eye* *slowlee lowers dust rufflol* *qwietly scampurrs tu udder side ub bed* *Bats DK’s tayle* *runs tu kitchen tu make da hot chokklits* Oh, dat wuz gud fite, mai wuthee oppinin..appon.. DK!!
*coms awt ob hyedin*
aww…wai mai skalez bee fawlin auff?
*skritches sied*
*lawtz ob scalez fawll awff*
srsly? wai dem awl fawlin awff??
cuz he hiited em off teh tail!
ai dud wut?
ai nawt tink ai knoked anne awf…..ai skritched sum awff…butt whai arre sew manee fawlin awff??
*seez growin piel ob scaels awn floor*
*in skratchee voice*
I’m molting…I’m molting! Wut a whirled!!!
gud wun, NS!
Dat wuz fur da WIN, NS!!! LOLZ
*kk4 pats DK on hed, scales fawl off* Yu mus beh sheddin, yesh? Mus beh da cold dry wedder, aifinkso. Wuz da win fer meh, cuz den ai culd find yu wif qwikness!! *clinkee glasses wif DK*
oh…..dat iz awl eet iz? ai thot awl ob mai scaels wurr gonna fawl awff
Well, DK, is sumfin to bemember wen yu is tryin tu run frum da kittehs….we nawt miss a trik, aifinkso! *kk4 still pikkin scales off hur floofy paws*
hmmm…nao wut tew du wif awl ob dese scaelz?
play sum moosick!
they make nice xmas ornaments
reelee?
*hagnz sum upp*
hmmm…dey doo refelect teh lite pritilee…
Yu culd make lubbly mosiac wall hangin wif dem, aifinkso! Or if dey big, yu culd fashun windy chimes!!
Deh big scaels maeks gud tub og gins fur a litlol ratz. Slieds daon teh hill wif a quickness.
Hmm, WRr…mebbe we shuld collect dem an make a nice littlol side bizzness, yesh?
dat wuz gonna bee mai aidea….butt ya’ll can yoose dem…
You will git a nice tidy cut ub da proffits, ai ashure yu!!
Gud Idea, Oar DK could wrap tehm in sparklee paypurs adn gib dem fur krissymaus prezzies.
Whai U sharpenz dat knief KK4?
*hides knief behine bak* Oh, aifot wuz a big striper ai needed tu scale..*hums, hides knief, whistlols tu self*
WP nommd mai reply an puts it at bottim ub page!!! *brings out knief wif swiftness, goes affter WP* Ai cutted and pasted frum da bottom ub thred.
*grumblols tu self*
a wut? a strippurr?
nrrgh….
*meandurrz tew teh NB*
No, no, DK!! Ai fishes a lawt, da stripers ar fishes!! *gibs DK a gud natured hug*
o…..dat’z wut yoo ment….
heh…..ai’z no gud att teh fishin…
Happitayl to have a drinksie — but ai wuz naw teh kwik wun on dis lol. Stoopee werk is distraktin meh. *sigh*
I needs drinkies too… i had bad long stoopee final today…
*kk4 hisses an stiks owt tung at NS stoopy wurk and FTKA stoopy final* Come on, kittehs, lets hab drinkees!
yeah for drinksies
I has chocolit martoonies, an hawt chocolit, and dark chocolit bars to nom.
can also make odder drinks if peeps want
Dey awl sound grate, gammacat!! Dis pikshure maded me feel cold! *kk4 takes hot chokklit, pours chokklit martooni into glass, and noms chokklit bars*
Aaaah, jes wat Dr.Tinycat ordered!!
Ai kin werk wif dat … if only ai kud haz it atwerk. Ai haz at leest free moar howrs — moar iffin ai duzzint get mah projekt dun.
iz liek 30 awtsied rite nao……
hawt chokklit wud taest beree gud…
Pleh!! Dat’s cold! We in low 50′s heer in sandiego, but got no heeter in haus, so ai in husbins jakkit an hab socks on! We gawt one space heeter, but it in libbin room, an all 4 haus kittehs is layin in front ub it!
yoo nawt bee habbin heeter?
ai wud bee sendin yoo warmfs…butt wii nawt bee habbing dem heer…
heh…..yur kittehz arre grooped tugethurr, tryin tew steel yur warmfs!
Ai shuld take pikshur an make da lol…”We ar by yur heeter, steelin yur warms”
Der is one wall heeter in haus, but dat da onlee plase we culd put da tv, so we cubber it wif bamboo screen, an nawt used it sinc we bin heer. Dat bin bout 7 yeers! Is okai, ai feels silly tu complayn, it nawt cold like win ai libb in Colorado, wen it gotted 40 below! Ai bundlol up, an da lectric bill go throo da roof in winter!
We hazzint turnd owr heet on yet dis yeer – mite hazta wif teh storm datz sposta arrib ober teh next few dayz.
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Alwso in Calyfournya — Santa Claire-Eeta.
Ai member, nightshayde!! Yu bai Castiac, ware ai used tu fish!
Ahm furver norf, in SF Bay area (Marteenez). Owr heeter bin kikkin in alot laytly. Bin habbin cold adn foggy wedder, but not much rayn yet. Eben had frost teh odder morning (brr!)
Ohai AngelPlume. Ai usta libe in Milpitas–manny yaers ago. It waz great 2. Usta go 2 car drag racez at Fremont. Ooooo…..
*pours drinksies for eberyone*
bon sante!
is cold heer in Calyfournya
*ducks snow balls from all ober cheezland*
iz cawld heer in Georgya….butt wii awlmoast nebber gitz anne snow…
Gammacat….yu in Calyfornya??? Ai in sandiego, ware yu beh at?
ohai ai inna laguner beach, where izza gammacat at? iz nawt teww col heer, ai like little bit chilly! cause ai iz natural insulationed!! (translation: plump and cuddly girrrrl.)
moast lieklee moar cuddlee den plump….
butt dat wud juss bee meh…
Ai rezembul dat remark.
Meh too, NS, aifinks DK kin lurn a lawt heer, yesh? Hims seems tu hab da rite wurds, at hims yung age!!
yur welcom…
dat wuz compliment, aifinkso…
Ai’m in bayarea (SF). Totally spoiled by nice weather
*starts to shiver at 60F*
Oh, gammacat! Mai oldes dotter lib in Freemont!
KK4 do you get to visit her? Is nice up heer!
*hisss pfft at stupy WP for nomming comints*
KK4- do you get to visit often. Tis very beutimus here!
Ai nawt ebber gits tu visit!! *pleh* Dotter moovd der, den ai gets marryd an moovs heer….we onlee see eachother at christmas, wen we awl meets tugedder wif mai mom an sister…dat wuld be in Lancaster, CA, an den Tehachapi Ca. Ai hates it.
*sniff*
Twee smwells funneee
oooooh, smokie, i luv ur collr!
Itz troo — iz bery pritteh collr. Ai kint eben seein himz tummeh — but ai noe it needz mah snorgles!
i can haz kamophlage wid diz tree tew
izza SPARKELY collar
*bonks hed onna tree, falls over*
kitteh like da beeeg skritchiin post
Darn. Mah claw is stuk in teh tree. Plz to coming owt of hiding an HALP!
Ai come tu ur reskyoo!
*pulls on paw*
*pulls harder on paw*
*CRAK* claws come owtta tree
*boff skurry awai an hide*
Fanks, AngelPlume!
*skurriez awai to hied*
an tung stuk to icee spot! Holp! Holp!
Oh noes!
*runs ober frum hyding playse*
*pulls on tung (akshully hole hed)*
*OUCH! {gammacat}*
*finks reel hard – how to maek warm?*
.
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*finks summore for sometin else – not gud fur tung*
Aha – wait heer!
*runs fur hawt choklit*
*pours hawt choklit on tung*
*boff runs awai to hyde aggen*
mbblepbbbleholpmibbywibby
*tung unsticks fangs to AngelPlumes hawt choklit*
tanks!
Guud finkin, AP! *runs wif her an Gammacat fur hiding and drinkees*
Kitteh hab pritty collar awn wif da moons an stars! Dey bedder git kitteh owt ub da snow, aifinks! Hims littlol paws mus be da cold!
**sniffs tree**
Yup, dis wun has sirup innit.
*gigglol*
*kwikleee hieds*
hmmm…shud ai du anuthurr ranDUM mowmint? ai’z nawt shure…
oh yez DK wud be FUN!
okaiz den….ai has tew tink ob whut ai wud sai….
ai nawt gotted anne feedbak teh lasss tiem…
mebbay teh review ub teh contetin ub talents? (hint- der wuz a grate comedy purrrrformence, aifinkso!)
DK, dat wuz byootiful lol dat yu fabrited, da one wif da Basement Cat in da orinj (nawt poyson) sunset. Ai fabrited it tu! Wuz awsome!
wuz dat teh wun wif a quoet awn eet?
Yesh, it wuz da byootiful! Ai hab softy spot in hart fur da blak kittehs. Yu kin see awl ub mine awn mai profile!
ai cans see dat, wif yur abatar!
Ai iz one crazee cat ladee, dats fur shure!! Da one on mai abitar is Secret, hims mai bebbeh, eben doh he bout 14 pounds now. Him wuz born in mai haus by Mommy, hur wuz feral cat dat libbed in da nayborhood. Her wuz wildkitteh, but we feeded hur, den hur walk into haus one day an hadded bebbehs. We kept her, an one ub da bebbehs wuz Secret. *kk4 finks about how much hur lubs Secret* Ai LUBS him!!!
oh….himz beez Secret?
dat ai cans cee…
Secret is BC on mostest piks on mai profile!! Clikee on mai bloo name an yu kin see him! We is frends now, so we kin rite ledders tu.
Oh, da big, floofy BC dat lounges round luukin fur da ladees is Baby. Him wuz kitteh dat wuz dumpt in ally behind haus. Him is big boy…bery big boy now. Sumone dump him in ally, him hab tite coller on dat husbin hab tu cut off. Den we feeds him an lubs him outside, cuz we nawt hab $ fur da vet fur da shots. He stays fur a while, den him disapeers fur a few weeks, we finds him hidin unner da haus. A goggie bited him in da leg, an den wen we takes him to da mergeny v.e.t., her tolded us dat sumone had kikt him, an hims got a broken bone in da sternum dat nawt kin be fixd. Dats why him lays on hims side an onlee on his bak too. But hims gotted bery larg cuz he finks he will nebber hab enuff noms, so he nebber stops eetin!!
wai yoo needin tew cutt awff collur?
Da pleh persun dat dump hims off in da ally behind mai haus….we herd da car stop, den take off. Den dis blak kitteh comes up, hims had a pink collar on him…(stoopys, Baby wuz nawt female) annyways, da collar dat Baby had on him wuz so tite dat he culd nawt hardlee breev. It wuz hard tu get da scissors unner collar to cut it off. Husbin hold him, an we bof gotted big scratchees cuz hims wuz scared. Dey jes nebber chek hims collar, so wen he growd, da collar stay bery tite round hims nek. Ai wishes ai culd find dem an put sumfin tite round der nek sew dey noes how dat feels. Der wuz no fur unner coller eeder. Poor Baby!
awww…poar kitteh…..butt hims bettar, rite?
Oh, yesh, hims muchee bedder nao!! Wen yu gits time, yu kin clikee on mai bloo name, him is da biggest ub da blak kittehs! Him bout 20 pound now, an he bery playful an full ub fun. Him likes to hab meh blow bubblols an him swats dem. He da one on mai lols dat lounges on hims side!
Iz sad, DK, sum peeps is jes sew unfeelin tu da kittehs, speshlee da blak ones. Ai haz a hapee dat we culd gib him a bedder life!
ai kno…iz debbinitelee sad…..
{{{DK}}}
Ai has a soft spot fur da blak kittehs tu, as u prolly no nao frum mai poem. Her name was Isis. Akshully started as Paws frum teh laydee I got her frum, but wuns she runnd away for so long Ai thot she was diffrent kitteh when she furst came bak, so I gave her noo name. Mai wife nebber thot was same kitteh, but ai finkso (hard to no fur shoor wif wuns-feral blak kitteh, adn so mennee in town).
dew nawt seez it- lol or favit?
SEEK AN GO HIDEZ
SEEK AN GO HIDEZ!
AM SEEKING FOAR U
U R HIDINKS FRUM ME…….
NAO GIBZ TO ME LAAARJE KEES!!
Schmoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
ohai mai cween!
OOOOOH! LOOKEEE!
It teh rare an eloosib
grey hayred sthap sthuker!
Wow. Doant sees himz vary offin!
*click-pitchur takin*
Bery guud obsurbashun, Melissa. Dis is bery rare kitteh! *kk4 puts on kitteh watchin unyform, ala Jane Hathaway* *Joins Melissa in dokumentin dis on film*
OK Srsly…
What is this goofee cat doin?
It really looks like he’s suckin on the tree.
Maybe another kitteh sprayed there…
Akshullee I fink himz skrachin an strechin himz klawses.
Mai kitteh used to claws teh sugar mayplol and lickee up teh saps
Jane Hathaway…Beverly Hillbilles ref….FTW!
Pleh…maek taht Hillbillies. Ai noes spelling nawt mattur heer, but commint bawx iz sew small awn mai laptop taht Ai kant reed awl ov teh letturs sew Ai kant see teh fur reel rong spellings (tahts mai storee and Ai’m sticking 2 it).
Kitteh nawt git gud graids inna acconting skoolol. Himz gitz stuk wif teh nummerz.
Keep countin’ kitteh,
Tenf, elebenty, twelfty, firteem…
Byooooootimouse kitteh tat
*hides knief behine bak* Oh, aifot wuz a big striper ai needed tu scale..*hums, hides knief, whistlols tu self*
Oh, peeps, ai forgotted tu say wat wif da tallint show awdishuns an such, ai seen sumfin at top of thred dat reminded meh. Tonight is da biggest, brightest full moon dat we will see awl yeer. Da moon is bout 10 thousandy miles closer tu earth tonite! Dey say it should be bigger and briter full moon den we hab seen fur lawng time! Lets awl goes out tu luuk at it wen we can! *kk4 is happytail dat hur nawt wurk in emergency ruum ennymore* Ai kin tells yu, wen der is full moon, da ER is jampakkd wif, um, peeps wif probs….and da phone calls yu git!!!! *kk4 fanks CC dat hur nawt employed rite now*
Teh coyotes awl finkso, teh coyotes can haz a concert bai teh ribber tonite. Mai goggies eben singz back.
oooooo ow oooooooo i wood jest love tew here that concert!!!
fangsQ tew kk4 furr the moon reminda, alsew therz the Geminids
Meteor Showa and ebben tho eet wheel bee harda tew sea wiff that beeg bwite shiny fing (hmmm No – LCB) inna sky
Hey Cecilia, add me. (:
Ohkay;
YOU add mee:)
…U KENT HAYDE GONNAH FHAIND U
that kittys cheating. or maybe they just count differently in the world of lolspeak. we may never know. either way, the hiding kittys better hide quick.
Picture of a cat…chill out.
Guys… this is my cat, and I have no idea who took the picture o_O that’s a tree from the park across my street! This is so weird!