
Yous see wut ai has to put up with…
dis iz y we can nivver go anywhere nice.
picture: Sarah Kavitski. lol caption: dizzyditz
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Yous see wut ai has to put up with…
dis iz y we can nivver go anywhere nice.
picture: Sarah Kavitski. lol caption: dizzyditz
Poor snowshoe kitteh got canned.
Conga rats on da nawt sekkund commint LCB! Wat yu wants fur sillybrashuns?
I has to run out to teh groshry store rite now. Mabye u can makes some cinnanom rolls that will be teh reddy when I gets back? Kthxdon’tforgettehgooeyicing.
*turns on obben* sounds guud to me!
Ai juss maeked teh caramel rolls. Is still warm frum obin…U can has sum.
Mmmmm, fanks yu WRr…*nomnomnomnom* Dat wuz da yummeh!
Ai eben maeked sum wif woll nutz fur teh rodints amungst us.
Yu is gentlolman an skoller!
skoller mebbee, genlolmans ROFLSHISTD (rollee awn floor laffing so hard it scairt teh dogs)
*snkrs*
can u pik up sum moar cinmin rols plz?
Der nuff fur ebbrybuddy, ai sabed sum fur LCB, heer, hab sum!
oooo NOM NOM NOM deez r GUD! won’t LCB b kinda sad tho?
I juss maeded sum punkin muffins, iffs u wants sum.
Iz mah nawt second tiem maeking sumpfing non-fat.
Dey r yummy – nice surprize!
Fanks yu, Romeow! *takes punkin muffin* Mmm, dat bery gud, an nawt pleh like non-fat stuffs usally is!
punkin muffin? mai favwit! i can has punkin muffin?
Akshually, I did buys some Lolsbury Cinnanom Rolls. I hope teh Cheezes gets their kickback from that little dough boy.
Dat soun gud, aifinks dey nebber put nuff icing in der, sumtiems ai buys a can ub frostin tu, den ai kin hab frostin on ebbry bite.
Ai leiks teh powdured shugar awn mai Fronsh Toest, but tehy jist sprinklol teenee tinee amownt awn it at teh restwants. Sew nao wehn Ai ordurz it, Ai tellz teh serber taht hiz/hurz tip dependz awn hao much eggstra powdured shugar tehy bringz mi….awlwayz werkz! And yesh, Ai tipz accordiongly.
ok heer is likage to vets a tew z listing ub teh plants are toxic tew teh kittehz!
Aspca dot org/site/PageServer?pagename=pro_apcc_toxicplants
ai doan know iffin teh wp nomms mai post, but heer goes mii
“oh noez-no cinnmin rulls!”
no wurry, maybe kk4 will lets u haves sum.. nd mee two!
Sure guys, der nuff fur ebbrybuddy…enjoy!
his brotha b speshul
Speshul Fred…
momma dropped him on his hed? now hez not so brite instead… hez a little bit speshul?
he has to b speshul if hez sticking his head in cinmin rul canz!
Dat’s da won!! Ai wunnerd if enny one wuld catch it!!
Pop’n Fresh Lolcats! Easy to make!
*sigh*
wp eeted my ohai to u LCB!
I was trying to post ur comic that was in teh paper todays.
w w w. comics.com/f_minus/
Ohai Leeza-b. Did u sees mai commint fur U awn teh lastest lol?
no!
*goes to luk*
Wuns u pop, u cant stop!
dey don sound tasty tho…
no nawt at awl.why u wann noms sumthin dat kyoot?
mebbe goggie wann noms him!!!
Whar?! I donnot see teh Pillberry Dowboi!
Kitteh nommed him.
Dowboi nawt culd run fast enuff, aifinkso.
Pillsberry Dowboi no longer can say “woohoo” like in teh commercials =(
Ai hurded him sai uh oh!
Den himz went “POP” becuz himz wuz teh fresh!
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*runzawaifasfromflyingingrottenmaters*
Hims ebil twin be rottin, he nebber git eeted, aifinkso! Freshness kin beh danjerus.
or not….
*skwink*
*holds paw in air* We libs fur danjer!!
kyoot n furry noms nogud 4 u eethr
wud kitteh cinmin ruls smel gud in teh uvin?
Yesh, but leebz teh obin full ub teh furz adn iz nawt teh naic 4 teh kitteh.
ai hazz slow, am nebber furtest frum lass. so doez kitty brudder, aifinkso, !
Big sistah kitteh, so embarissd bai hurs famlee.
her litl brudda haz tu stay upstairs wen frendz cum ovr… or lokd in clozit
Aifinks dat brudda lok in closit, cuz he nawt ebber stay upstares, him cums runnin down da stares tu embariss hur in frunt ub frens.
oh noes! dat wud b horribl! letz lok him in teh closit wif a tuddy bayr.
*walks aroun korner an gitz smaked in fas wif hanging troll mask*
Donut u peepels kno dat u neber eber eber eber lok kittehz inna kloset bcuz dey mite gitz forgotted abot an starv wif no gushy fuds an lose dey iisite by .0000000000011 purr cent ebery tiem????
*flings pleh mask offa fas*
Doncha hate wen dat teh happens?? Pleh, pleh, pleh!
We onlee playin, Karen…nebber wuld lok kitteh in da closit in elebnty billyun yeers! Ai hopes dat hangin trolly mask nawt hurt yur fase! *pats Karen an puts arm aroun hur*
but wut hapns in elebnty billyun yeers? wii’d b charjd uv anniml croolty
uv loking kittehs in closit!!!!
He haz this… kumpulshun… to make biscuits… all the tyme. Reelly. Wakkes me up in da mornin.
well butter mah butt n callz me a biscuit….
*runs tu teh fridge and gets out the budder**
U needz dis again Cweenmj?
Cween muss be buzzee writtin in sekrit diareez.
KK4 U can catches mimzoid ai butturz hur biskits.
*has a worree* dis is worse tan teh debreefings!
Ig. Ai bebembur teh debreefinz wii had bak a whylol. Dat b horriblol.
Hmmm….
*makes note to speakt to Maus about fitting out teh DWDC wif a budder dispenser*
Ai haz nawt been ‘rownd mush…. DWDC? Driving While Drinking Cart? Taht iz a NOEZ!, soe I’z shurr it can’t bee taht….
*whispers* sumpfin abot “debriefing” butt ai nawt sur which “D” it be. hee hee ai said “butt.”
Snerk!
Close. Is teh Double-Wide Debriefing Cart. Next time u see Maus, why u don’t axe him to show u it. He will be teh vry happy to.
*Leeps frum tree and sneeks up behind woozled*
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{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{woozled!!!}}}}}}}}}} SCHMOOO on teh cheek!!!
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Ai’ve bin waytin in that tree fur WEEKS!!! Nice to see yoo!!
Gets vacuuuuum cleaner out to get pine needles outta Janet’s… well, everything.
Yoo ar de-needling mee???? Taht’s sumhao verree thottee!!
kk4 Baks awai bery slowlee….
Not tu wurry. It wuz a wun tyme thing. I prommist.
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A bleev mii, wunst u’ve buttered a butt, u neber wants tu dewing it agin.
Aill taik yur wurd fur dat! *kk4 butters a biskit, calls it a butt*
*sneeks up behine cweenmj*
GLOM-A-HUGZ!!!!!!!
*rus awai vereeveree fast*
*vanishes*
*sigh* Deer woozled sneeks in – an tehn suddenly vansishes into teh nite – an where he goez, no wun noes.
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*Braitens ala Pd’B* Butt (lol) he’ll be bak!!
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cweenmj – yoo got woozzled!!!
*Sneek*
*Sneeek*
*Snneeek*
{{{{{{{{GLOM-A-HUGZ JH4K}}}}}}}!!!!!!!
*rus awai vereeveree fast*
*vanishes*
iz offend azkey nom oakey dohkey. puweece out kittehn(s).
did is epik
Teaching fellow kittens how to open cans….diffimicult
Watching der faces as they they realize they struggled to open an empy can…priceless
*snerk*
“Maaaaaam…..liddel brudder iz akting all weerdz agin…..”
Mebbe him finks derez a pryze in teh can…?
Dat whay him lookz in teh botum…
White kitteh just getting nom noms.
heerz teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz thems burfdays today!! burfday fairy wuz so enthralld watchin teh talint sho awdishuns yestirday taht she forgetted to do teh burfday wishes!! but anyway, i haz bringed fresh-baked cimanomnomnomnom rollz, fresh-baked pekan rollz, tasty buttermilk biskits wif butter an jam in yor favrit flavrs (i’ll haz razzleberry!), an sorded jooses an hot choklits an coffeez an teez. an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht light up wen tehy bownse, kandees, liddle kitteh-shayped rolly puzzels wher yoo roll teh liddle ballz arownd in teh maze, an puffy elf stikkers wif googly eyes! an if i missed yor burfday yestirday, let me know an i will make a speshul swish ob teh burfday want just for yoo!
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oooooo puffy elf stikkerz!!! I’ll take sum and dekkerate deh moterhome!!!
Burfday fairy, kin ai hab a bownsy ball dat lite up ebben doh it nawt mai burfday? Mebbe der be sum leftobber ones!
Takes bowncy ball dat lites up *Bownses bowncy ball wif lites in it* *bowns bowns bowns* *bats ball unner sofa, crys loudlee till hooman moob sofa an git it fur hur* *bowns bowns bowns, bat* *Waits fur hoomin tu sit down, bats ball unner sofa agin* *turns fase an giglols at hoomin*
*takes a kitteh puzzle*
*bats at teh rolly eyez but cannot get to them!*
*bat*
*bat*
*bat*
*bat*
*bat*
*bat*
Ha! Look! I did mines perfectly! STN.
*hides cheeting magnet behind back*
*continyoos batting, onlee has noo target*
Hay, kwitit! Ur gonna bat my lites out!
*bat*
*bat*
*bat*
*bat*
wut??
oh okays. it being teh crissmuss seasun and all.
*hands leeza cheeting magnet in teh spirt of teh seeson*
ooOOOoohH! fangks!
*gets all teh balls in the puzzle*
*wonders if this will werk on travl scrabbl*
whyz it al dark nao?
no were al owt uv bounsy bals. sowry!
Maybe the pozzibility of him thinking the human doesnt acshully go out to buy food and the food regenerates in the can so the cat waits so he can eat god knows what he thinks the human could do while its out doing so called shopping
I’m FINALEE heer!
Plz tew tell me I nawt has teh invisibull…
Ai see u rhsb!
Oh fank gudness!
Ohai, annipuss! Hao u doin?
Me? It haz been a DAY!
a day?
Iz that gud or bad?
Nawt gud.
Plz to see Toys R Us story down a liddlol.
Ai haz a pleh stummick, an got berry wet wen Ai went owt dis mornin. Sowwy u haz had a DAY.
Ai sees yu, rhsb! Is cold an rayny heer!
Ohai, KK!
Iz jes cold heer. *grumblol grumblol*
Y’all I was in freakin TOYS R US today! Less tahn 2 weeks befoar Krissmiss an I’m in dat stoopy playse, luukin foar a sertin gift foar teh neffew.
Teh onlee fing dat kept me sane in dere wus I kept repeetin, “iz foar teh munchkin, iz foar teh munchkin” oar else I wudda losted wut liddlol iz left of my mind.
Oh, and of coarse, tehy nawt has it.
*shudders*
I has TWO nephyoos to buy for still….
Did u find it, at least??
Nope. I mite luuk foar it online heer in a liddlol bit.
Iz nawt wat I wanna gets him, but I has no uthur eyedeas.
Yuckoh…dat mus hab bin a zoo! Ai haz tu go der soon tu gets toi fur mai granson…ai bin puttin it awf. Ai hates tu goes in der, speshlee dis tiem ub yeer.
*puts warm blankee round rhsbs shoulders, pours her a mexycin coffee wif whippy creem an tekillya in it*
Kitteh hazza sadd becuz her kannawt eet aowt, nebber, ebber, nebber;
Her saubbs: “Mrrrraaaoowww!!!!”
“Ai wil nebber geyt tuu MAcDoaunalds, oar Windees, oar Burglololar Kyng; MRRRRAAAOOOWWWW!!!”
Her bees stukk wif annoeyeing liddol bruvver, hoo stikks tuu her liek gloo;
“O wel”, her sez, “Iyt bees teh haulidaiy seesun;
Weez muste bees kynde, ebben tuu rehlatibbs hoo rlly geyts awn owr nerbs, adn maike us goe ‘pleh’;
besiedes, Sandy Claws bees wautchyng!!!”
this lol almost too true to laff at!
Stupid Siamese kat has bad attitude and takls too much.
l almost peed myself laughing