Comments on: Duplex

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:28:01 +0000

again with the lolspeak. …

I wonder if they can lay down to sleep, or if they just have to do everything sitting up? might make more sense to lay the box down on its side so its horizontal and the kittys can just climb right in and go to sleep. There’s big thinks in this little head of mine, i tell you what. lol

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 19:33:59 +0000

houseng crysis
we has it

By: Kelly

Kelly — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 15:31:21 +0000

berry stylish…must beh soho kittehs ^-^

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 13:00:42 +0000

Hey! Where’s the obligatory Schrodinger reference.

By: catsablanca

catsablanca — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 07:12:39 +0000

Haz u ebber seen teh full moon set? Twaice Ai haz seen it sink down inna watur liek a big fiery ball….almowst liek teh sun. Spektakular!

By: catsablanca

catsablanca — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 07:01:23 +0000

Ai Googloled it, 4.5K, and fownd taht he (Richard Lockridge) wroted teh buk az a memoir ov teh 1965 cortship ov hiz sekund wife. Mus b a gud buk fur KBC 2 remembur taht touching poem.

By: Cat-Loaf

Cat-Loaf — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 06:54:27 +0000

I iz uv teh feilin I shuld be oblo…obler… in charje uv weeshing yeu happi sekund. Depe doun I fiel sry fer yeu

By: catsablanca

catsablanca — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 06:44:00 +0000

Kitteh stiking paw owt ov windoe….mebbeh Tom Silba shuld put in glass payne nawt sekund.

By: tessm

tessm — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 06:03:16 +0000

{{onleekitteh}}
iz taht why ur nayme is onlee kitteh? : (

By: fyremangregg

fyremangregg — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 06:01:11 +0000

ether eye am haeving an invisibool oar eberiwan haz gon too bed all readi. watts a fyreman too dew wehn their nawt bee ani damselz in dis dress too ssaev?

By: fyremangregg

fyremangregg — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 05:41:44 +0000

Did sumwan summon a fyreman?

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 05:37:57 +0000

hmmmmm…
I see WP is feeling itz oaties agin todays.
It put my commint up ahed of some made 2 hrs + earlier…..
guess that is a sign that I shud be going to beds!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 05:36:02 +0000

ohai! I wuz out later than I thot I wud be.
Sew this is just a drive-by ohai! to anyone still ups.

By: Calicorose54

Calicorose54 — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 05:22:43 +0000

Wen ril wii wimmen lurn dat wii noe needz menz? Dey mak uz fink wii nawt cabap…capeab..ABLE tu takz cere ub hour seelves. pbht..

By: 3floofiekittehs

3floofiekittehs — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 04:12:45 +0000

dont weep kk4.
Ai borrowed yur fyremenz up abuv but there iz more at the fyrehows. The hunk can introdooce you tu anudder hunky fyremenz and…and….and…. yur meen huzbund don’t hab tu know!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 04:07:23 +0000

{{{KK4}}}}

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 04:06:47 +0000

menz!!! PLEH!!!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 04:03:28 +0000

*kk4 haz a sad* Hur hubby came home den maded kk4 goes tu da bank an da store tu gets cat food and dinner stuffs!! *sigh* Ai jes gotted bak an now hab tu makee dinnur fur husbin…*weeps into apron*

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 04:01:53 +0000

*wavingz bai bai tu 3fk adn deh fyremanz.
I hopez u studiez hard!!

By: 3floofiekittehs

3floofiekittehs — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:53:51 +0000

Y yesh ai do!!!! Thankuberrymulsh!
*3fk obercums her normal shyness and takes teh hunk by teh arm*
Hello, handsum! Ai cud uze sum help with….um….with….*mumbles kwicklee and blushes*
Skuse us pleez. Ai am going tu learnz awl about the hunky man….ai mean teh fyremanz jawb!

By: erik teh lolcat

erik teh lolcat — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:50:56 +0000

fanks {{tabbeh}} ur tew kind

By: erik teh lolcat

erik teh lolcat — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:49:58 +0000

ai can has kitteh kneading massage? they’re really fun.
muh other kitteh luvs to snorgle and knead. It can be ticklish sumfines~ O_o

By: maxiwaxikins

maxiwaxikins — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:45:33 +0000

No subWOOFERS!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:40:05 +0000

Driving keerful NS!!!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:39:00 +0000

*snerk*
Ai LOLd!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:38:55 +0000

Dats tu bad, kuz him b a reel hunkee fiyreman!!! If she dont wanting him , mebbee sumwun else wud…. Duz u needing a hunkee fyremanz 3FK??

By: 3floofiekittehs

3floofiekittehs — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:33:00 +0000

Pssst….ai think kk4 mite beez obercomed by teh hunkiness and cannowt respond!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:32:12 +0000

Onlee had to werking 45 minnitz extra, wich iz nawt bad attawl. Ai kin go hoam wif happitayl nao.
{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}

By: OnleeKitteh

OnleeKitteh — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:31:20 +0000

{{{rhsb}}} Mai hubbee be neer Princess Mu Meadow wif alla oar Rainbow kitteehs (5) an our 2 googies. Sumteims him bees playin golf wif uver frien and ridin motocross. Gud life – juss waitin 4 me… **leeky ais**

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:31:17 +0000

Fankies, AngelPlume! Brake a leg. Onlee in teh sho-biz way, uv coars.
…
Woot! Ai only had to werk 45 minnitz extra. Nao ai kin go shopping & go hoam. Ebbreewun plz to hab a grate nite, a fantastic Caturday, & a terrifik weekend!

By: gammacat

gammacat — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:22:15 +0000

{{rhsb}} yu shuld definately get a purfessonal massaj!
I had one a few munfs ago – felt weird without
stress in showlders and bac!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:21:50 +0000

*fyremenz arrive.
*Deh hunkee wun neelz down negst tu kk4.
“May I halping u miss?” him asks.

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:21:29 +0000

akkordin tew lawtz ob peepz ai kno, ai gibz gud bak/nekk/showldurr rubs….

Srsly!!

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:20:23 +0000

o ai kno! sew du ai! iz gud lief tu!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:18:26 +0000

Aint sigh uns funz??

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:18:12 +0000

Okay, maybe I need to rephrase: Everyone else must be busy.

Better?

By: 3floofiekittehs

3floofiekittehs — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:17:35 +0000

Gud nitez tu yu!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:17:27 +0000

Ai mean, wher did yoo findinged it?

By: 3floofiekittehs

3floofiekittehs — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:16:55 +0000

*3fk watches frum teh sidelines tu see if KK4’s ploy works*
*has pen and paper ready tu taik extensive notes*
So this iz how u catch them

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:13:05 +0000

Nao, I finkso I goin tew bedz.

G’nite CheezyPeepul!

Hazza gud week-end!

By: 3floofiekittehs

3floofiekittehs — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:11:33 +0000

Ai do cunsider this tu be a lief!!! And its a lief ai lieks berry mulch.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:10:10 +0000

Oh, fanks yu, cweenmj!! Ai wuz in a panic! *hurries tu arrange hur fallen self in attractive way fur da fyremens* *hmmm, luuks at self…arranges hair..sqweezes out one lonely teer tu fall down cheek* HALP!!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:07:52 +0000

Wat a week dis has been!

I has been in grate mood, grumpee mood, berry sad mood, an eberyfing in between! My mood swings, let me show u tehm!

Stoopy soon-tew-be-ex-huzbin needs a beetin, an I reelee wanna be teh wun tew do it.

I iz in desperit need of nek an sholder rub. Sew desperit dat I finkin abowt habbin a purrfeshunal massadj!

Dis yeer has been wun ov teh moast pleh in my lyfe, if nawt teh moast pleh.

I reddy foar 2009 tew git heer!

By: kittyboocat

kittyboocat — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:06:30 +0000

wEEEEEEEEEEEEEEoooooooooooo
wEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOooooo
*paddy wagon turns corner sharply, spilling off paramedics like keystone cops*
*scrreeeeeeeeeech of brakes*
‘okai men, lez go:’
push broomz sweepity sweep gray matter inna small (reely small) pile-
washie washie wit teh fizzy water fur light floaty felines;
*parameds use tweezers to pick up tiny pieces*
*shove an pakpittypat alla brainz inna bone box hed-*
*get out the metal foil tape for extra strenght, and shineyness*
*wraps dk’s head all tight*
‘ok ladies, lay him in THE COMFY CHAIR’
*KBC hands a mug of hot cider to dk, straps on the HHG and pulls the CHRG over everything
nao doan yew feel lots beta?

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:05:06 +0000

hoo meh? ai nebber can has lief…unless yoo cunsiddurr stuffs liek dis tew bee a lief….

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:04:48 +0000

*Halpz KK4 adjusting hur skurt and fixing hurz hair
.
U lukking gud, gurl!!

By: 3floofiekittehs

3floofiekittehs — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:04:31 +0000

Ai wuz wunderin why it lukked so different. But ten ai gots stuck in traffic where ai cuddnt see the moon ennymore ….and POOF!….ai wentz bak tu mai grumpy thowtz. But now ai can remember how purddy it wuz before the grumpies came.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:02:50 +0000

Fanks, tabbehkitteh! Ai jes wented outsides…ai kin see da moon now, between da clouds, but it nawt luuk bigger…aifinks it luuk briter doh. Mebbe ai nawt sees it soon enuff in da nite…oh well, its still nice, ai lub a full moon. Ai hab recipe fur lye soap frum mai grandma who passt away…hur sez to nawt make da lye soap til der is new moon. Also hur wuld say nawt tu trim or cuts yur hair til is new moon. Ware yur Mom lib in sandiego? Ai is in “Normal Heights” area, right ware da 8 and 15 meet.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:01:18 +0000

Hope dey nawt comin from Texas….

If sew, u gonna be dere a whiel.

By: 3floofiekittehs

3floofiekittehs — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:00:05 +0000

*3fk wipez away teh tears*
Dis a lubbly poem, KBC!