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Duplex we haz it!

hao much did u payz 4 ur place?

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  1. nightshayde says:

    Doze is bery smal ruums, aifinkso.

  2. cheezburgercatz says:

    I hopez ur nawt overpayin.

  3. SPARKYSMOM says:

    and da doors b inna roof! nawt want !

  4. nismo says:

    OUR FELINE OVERLORDS.

  5. Melissa says:

    Disur sidez minez sidez!
    needz remwadlin tho….
    Tradin spaces!

  6. rhsb says:

    Luuk hao purty tehy are. WANT!

  7. SPARKYSMOM says:

    congrats NS awn yur solo-nawt-sekond !
    der da conga ratz go, dansin by fur you inder new “holiday” coztums
    wid da little teeny red belbut mini-skirts, an da teeny tiny red belbut high-heeled bootees, and da tinyest ob red belbut santy hatz !
    ar dey nawt lookin purrtee ?
    rockin arown da krismess tree !

  8. kitteh says:

    woot thirteenf commentz0rz!

  9. shirley66 says:

    Where’s Who Be Talkin’?

  10. nativeca66 says:

    *hedesk*
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  11. Romeow says:

    Must b a Noo York duplex cuz teh taxes r elebenty dollhairs.

  12. Romeow says:

    Su casa es mi casa.

  13. D.R. says:

    Next on “This Old Box,” we show you how to pick the right curtains!

  14. rhsb says:

    Guess wat I fownded owt 2day.

    My brudder, sister-in-law an neffew are comin in foar Krissmis, an tehy r BRINGIN TEH GOGGIES! Woo-hoo!

    Tehy are tew of teh sweetest Golden Retrievers u’d ever meet. I has missed my fur-neese an neffew!

    • tabbehkitteh says:

      Hao bery fun! Tay wil liven up yer Krissmis.

    • erik teh lolcat says:

      you sez goggies {{rhsb}}?
      dats so nais! ai wished for kittehs this xmas, muh old lolcat had past awai..
      used up all her 9 liefs *sniffs*

      • rhsb says:

        {{{erik}}} I losted my kitteh dis yeer tew. It wuz wun of teh hardest fings I ebber had tew do.

        • erik teh lolcat says:

          aww.. *hugs n comforts {{rhsb}}* ai prays dat our losted kittehs are in teh gud care of ceiling cat…

          • rhsb says:

            Yesh, dey are happee an helthee an playin in teh Princess Mu Meadow.

            • OnleeKitteh says:

              {{{rhsb}}} Mai hubbee be neer Princess Mu Meadow wif alla oar Rainbow kitteehs (5) an our 2 googies. Sumteims him bees playin golf wif uver frien and ridin motocross. Gud life – juss waitin 4 me… **leeky ais**

          • tabbehkitteh says:

            did yew reed teh storree bai cweenmj abowt where teh kittehs and horsies and awl go wen tay pass frum tis erth? it was byootimus. i am shur taht ceiling cat is snorgling teh losted kittehs rite nao.

            • rhsb says:

              U tawlkin abowt teh Night Watchman series?

              I has teh trubblol reedin dat. My eies start leekin an I kant see teh skreen ennymoar.

              • kerrykatz4 says:

                Iz okai, rhsb. Ar frends wif fur are awl up in da hebben, catchin mowsies, and dey hab angels tu sing dem tu sleep ebbrynite til we joyn dem

                • rhsb says:

                  Josie’s nawt catchin mowses.

                  I came hoem wun day an hur wuz awn teh bed. Dere wuz a mowse awn teh floor an hur luuked at me lyk, “U kin taek care of dat foar me? Iz kinda comfy heer.”

                  • cweenmj says:

                    :snerk: Dat sew kewt!!!!

                    • rhsb says:

                      Hur did bring me haff-ded criket wunse.

                      An teh bafftub stopper.

                      • cweenmj says:

                        I’ll bet deh baff tub stopper putted up wun helluva fite!!!

                        • rhsb says:

                          I’m shure it did.

                          Hur lubbed gettin inna bafftub after I tuuk shower. Hur wud lick tub. I had tew make shure no sope oar razorz wuz left behind befoar I gotted owt.

                        • Lols rhsb! Mai dotter adn ai usta hab a norj (nawt poisin) tabbee named Samanfa taht lubbed to bringing us teh bafftub stopper. Her wanted to plai fetch wiffit!

                          Wii gotted her when seh wuz 6 weeks old. Teh nawt-sekkund fing seh did when we brottinged her hoem wuz clime up mai leg, jump on teh table, adn halp herselb to mai mac’n'cheez!

                          When wii mobed in wif teh pleh ex, hims kitteh chaseded her awai. :sad:

                      • kerrykatz4 says:

                        OMG…we hab big salamander in aquarium….den we also habbd big Oscar fish in 85 gallon aquarium…husban feeds dem live crickets. Husban crazee cat man, an he finks iz funneh tu let da 4 haus kittehs hunt da crickets. Husbin lets some ub da crickets to xcape, so dat da kittehs kin catch dem. Ladees, may ai say, how much dis displeeses meh?

                        • rhsb says:

                          But, KK, himz jes doin himz job — enner taynin teh kittehs.

                        • kerrykatz4 says:

                          Um, rhsb, ai kin find udder jobs fur hims tu du!!! Sumtimes ai iz on da couch, den ai sees sumfing…it is cricket!!! Ai puts mai feets awn da couch…den ai bees nice ladee an try tu catchee cricket in net tu feeds tu fish. Pleh, pleh, icky icky pleh!!! *nao ai hab goosbumps finkin bout da crickets!*

                  • kerrykatz4 says:

                    Ai had kitteh wen ai wuz yung…mai mom foun mousie in washin machine, her catches mousie in coffee can..her lets mai big blak kitteh Cinder outside, releeses mousie…Cinder watches mousie runs cross da street, den luuks at us liek we crazee. Hims wuz mai firstest blak kitteh, dat wuz…um, er…*takes owt conkalater, adds, subtracts, duz numbers on abacus…well, wuz a while ago, aifinkso.

          • kittyboocat says:

            From one lady, two cats

            Since she is mortal, as am I,
            My cat must also someday die.
            But being flame while I am clod,
            It will be she who goes to God.

            Goes flickering up the golden flight-
            Slit-eyes undazzled by The Light,
            To pause beside the Golden Chair
            And lick the star-dust from her hair;

            To wait afraid (yet without fear)
            As, goddess once, before her peer:
            A gentle touch from hand divine;
            She will be God’s cat, as she was mine.

            —Richard Lockeridge

  15. tabbehkitteh says:

    {{{erik}}} {{{rhsb}}} ai haz a sad fur yew bof. mai 3 tabbehs an me r sinding yew sum snorgles.

  16. kerrykatz4 says:

    Ai hab da biggist pleh…nawt kin see da biggist full moon ebber cuz da clouds…kin ennyone tells me how magniffycent it is? *kk4 has a sad*

    • rhsb says:

      I kant tayle u. Wii gots teh clowds heer tew.

      Wen I heerd teh man onna noos tellin abowt it, I wented strate owtside tew luuk. Nope, nuffin but clowds an a ayrplane.

      • kerrykatz4 says:

        Iz da pleh!! Ai bin luukin fwd tu it awl da day, an now ai kinnaot sees it. *my stilted lief, let meh show yu it*

        • Ai can seeing it heer, neer Oddawa, becuz iz abowt minus 20 C, eben colder wif teh wind chill factor! Cownt ur blessings KK4!

          • kerrykatz4 says:

            Ai nawt complainin, reely, 4.5…ai iz far away frum famlee, nawt hab seesons..but ai nawt kin say dat ai misses da snow an da cold!!

            • cweenmj says:

              I kin seeing deh big full moon…..it b eber sew pritty….. awl silvery and shiney.. ……

              • rhsb says:

                I hazza jellus. **sad fayse**

              • 3floofiekittehs says:

                When ai started owt on mai commute home tunite, the moon waz on teh horizon and looked like a golden medallion. Ai almowst had tu pull off teh road and stare. Ai haz nebber been seen teh moon look so large- it took up half the skyline and wuz just splendidly circular! But ai nawt heard ennyting on teh news abowt it – didn’t know it was special until ai read this thred!

                • rhsb says:

                  While dribbin hoam yesterday (dark at 5:30! Pleh!), I notised teh sky just as teh sun had set. It wuz berry dark but had brite red streaks goin thro it! I tryed tew take pikshur wif my fone, but it nawt comeded owt gud.

                  Teh man awn teh noos tonite sed teh moon iz teh closest to earf rite nao awn itz orbit. Dats why it luuks sew beeg.

                  • 3floofiekittehs says:

                    Ai wuz wunderin why it lukked so different. But ten ai gots stuck in traffic where ai cuddnt see the moon ennymore ….and POOF!….ai wentz bak tu mai grumpy thowtz. But now ai can remember how purddy it wuz before the grumpies came.

                  • catsablanca says:

                    Haz u ebber seen teh full moon set? Twaice Ai haz seen it sink down inna watur liek a big fiery ball….almowst liek teh sun. Spektakular!

    • tabbehkitteh says:

      ai will go luk for it heer in santy barby
      ** goes owtside **

      • kerrykatz4 says:

        Hey, tabbehkitteh…mai son lib in Los Osos, rite by San Luis Obispo!!! Ai jest went up der tu sees him an mai littlol grandson who be jes one yeer old!!

        • tabbehkitteh says:

          Los Osos be a bery nis plays! Wii prolly passeded on teh freezewai bekos ai jest went to Sandy Eggo to see mai mom. Hao wuz yer littlol grandson who be jez one yeer old? Ai bet heez a littlol kyootie.

          Mai compooter just falled off teh interwebs for a wile wen i wuz chekkin teh moon. It iz mos byootimus cummin up in teh sky.

          ** sendz moonbeems south to Sandy Eggo for KK4 **

          • kerrykatz4 says:

            Fanks, tabbehkitteh! Ai jes wented outsides…ai kin see da moon now, between da clouds, but it nawt luuk bigger…aifinks it luuk briter doh. Mebbe ai nawt sees it soon enuff in da nite…oh well, its still nice, ai lub a full moon. Ai hab recipe fur lye soap frum mai grandma who passt away…hur sez to nawt make da lye soap til der is new moon. Also hur wuld say nawt tu trim or cuts yur hair til is new moon. Ware yur Mom lib in sandiego? Ai is in “Normal Heights” area, right ware da 8 and 15 meet.

    • kittyboocat says:

      izza berry brite an B U TEE full. ai tho wuz specially big yezzadai nite; saw twh artickle inna yahoonews.
      heers innaresting fackt: teh earth iz nawt cirled by teh moon, so iznawt a moon reely! teh both circle aroun a central point, makin luna teh skund planet inna rare two planet sistem!!
      ai haz a hurt inna my brayne frum dis!

  17. rhsb says:

    It shure iz kwiet arown heer tonite.

    Eberybodee eles must has lifes. *wink*

  18. eep…..iz /two/ kyoot kittehs!!

    *SPLORT*

  19. kittyboocat says:

    wEEEEEEEEEEEEEEoooooooooooo
    wEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOooooo
    *paddy wagon turns corner sharply, spilling off paramedics like keystone cops*
    *scrreeeeeeeeeech of brakes*
    ‘okai men, lez go:’
    push broomz sweepity sweep gray matter inna small (reely small) pile-
    washie washie wit teh fizzy water fur light floaty felines;
    *parameds use tweezers to pick up tiny pieces*
    *shove an pakpittypat alla brainz inna bone box hed-*
    *get out the metal foil tape for extra strenght, and shineyness*
    *wraps dk’s head all tight*
    ‘ok ladies, lay him in THE COMFY CHAIR’
    *KBC hands a mug of hot cider to dk, straps on the HHG and pulls the CHRG over everything
    nao doan yew feel lots beta?

  20. rhsb says:

    Wat a week dis has been!

    I has been in grate mood, grumpee mood, berry sad mood, an eberyfing in between! My mood swings, let me show u tehm!

    Stoopy soon-tew-be-ex-huzbin needs a beetin, an I reelee wanna be teh wun tew do it.

    I iz in desperit need of nek an sholder rub. Sew desperit dat I finkin abowt habbin a purrfeshunal massadj!

    Dis yeer has been wun ov teh moast pleh in my lyfe, if nawt teh moast pleh.

    I reddy foar 2009 tew git heer!

  21. gammacat says:

    {{rhsb}} yu shuld definately get a purfessonal massaj!
    I had one a few munfs ago – felt weird without
    stress in showlders and bac!

  22. maxiwaxikins says:

    No subWOOFERS!

  23. kerrykatz4 says:

    *kk4 haz a sad* Hur hubby came home den maded kk4 goes tu da bank an da store tu gets cat food and dinner stuffs!! *sigh* Ai jes gotted bak an now hab tu makee dinnur fur husbin…*weeps into apron*

  24. leeza-b says:

    ohai! I wuz out later than I thot I wud be.
    Sew this is just a drive-by ohai! to anyone still ups.

    • leeza-b says:

      hmmmmm…
      I see WP is feeling itz oaties agin todays.
      It put my commint up ahed of some made 2 hrs + earlier…..
      guess that is a sign that I shud be going to beds!

  25. rodney dill says:

    Hey! Where’s the obligatory Schrodinger reference.

  26. Kelly says:

    berry stylish…must beh soho kittehs ^-^

  27. catalogical humor says:

    houseng crysis
    we has it

  28. Sarah says:

    again with the lolspeak. …

    I wonder if they can lay down to sleep, or if they just have to do everything sitting up? might make more sense to lay the box down on its side so its horizontal and the kittys can just climb right in and go to sleep. There’s big thinks in this little head of mine, i tell you what. lol


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