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Doze is bery smal ruums, aifinkso.
Nebber too small fur a kitteh to get into!
Eeep! Mai manners! Conga rats Nightshayde! Ai hasta go owts fur awhile butt will joyne in teh sillybrashuns layter!
Fanks, 4.5! Ai needz to put mah noze to teh grindstone & finish mai projekt so ai duzzint hasta stay atwerk laet. Itz muchlee moar fun to play heer tho!
Ai juss got hoam frum wurk – concatulashuns nightshayde on nawt-sekkund! Ai hav a sho tonite (ahm an aktor in lokal theeter) so gotta get reddi soon, but is gud to see u in teh top spot! Gud luk wif ur projekt, adn hav a drink on meh!
Wut kinda drink you got on you, ennyway?
Fankies, AngelPlume! Brake a leg.
Onlee in teh sho-biz way, uv coars.
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Woot! Ai only had to werk 45 minnitz extra. Nao ai kin go shopping & go hoam. Ebbreewun plz to hab a grate nite, a fantastic Caturday, & a terrifik weekend!
Congratz on ur nawt sekund ns.
Fankies!
I hopez ur nawt overpayin.
I iz uv teh feilin I shuld be oblo…obler… in charje uv weeshing yeu happi sekund. Depe doun I fiel sry fer yeu
and da doors b inna roof! nawt want !
OUR FELINE OVERLORDS.
Teh prolem iz dat teh landlord iz a goggie.
Disur sidez minez sidez!
needz remwadlin tho….
Tradin spaces!
Luuk hao purty tehy are. WANT!
Dey iz byootimus!
congrats NS awn yur solo-nawt-sekond !
der da conga ratz go, dansin by fur you inder new “holiday” coztums
wid da little teeny red belbut mini-skirts, an da teeny tiny red belbut high-heeled bootees, and da tinyest ob red belbut santy hatz !
ar dey nawt lookin purrtee ?
rockin arown da krismess tree !
Fankies, Sparkysmom! Ai lubs teh mentul pikshur yew just drawded fur meh. Teh conga ratz iz luukin bery festiv, aifinkso!
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Ai hazta get moar werk dun… plz to continyoo teh parteh wiffowt meh fur a bit.
*sigh*
Gud luk, NS! Hoap yer werk getz dun wif a quikness! Stayin layt to werk on Catuday eve…DO NOT WANT.
Sparkysmom, ai be injoyin teh conga ratz’ dans dans dans. Ai lubs teh new red bebult coztums. Tay cud replays teh rokkettes in Radio Kitteh Music Howl!
Onlee had to werking 45 minnitz extra, wich iz nawt bad attawl. Ai kin go hoam wif happitayl nao.
{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}
Driving keerful NS!!!
woot thirteenf commentz0rz!
Where’s Who Be Talkin’?
WP b berrrrrryyyyyy hooooonggggrreeeee tunite!!!!! it nommed itsef!!!!!
Yikes!!! Ai hoep itz awnlee mostlee ded!!
Luks kinda nekkid ober there, duzn’tit??
*snerk*
*goes tew teh NB*
NO FAIR!!!!
Deh Hooz Tawking on deh LOLdogs not b borkt!!!!
Mah cween, I lieked ur idea to goes to teh goggies once in a while.
Nobody b ober dere, and teh pikshurs r gud.
Has u lefting a commint dere so u kin talking dere later??
Ah yes, i see u dere!!! Deh doggee picz git hardlee enneee commintz.
I think it wud making a gud playgrownd fur us.
Aifinks we try dat, an Jkitty an meh culd nawt goes on der…Ai wunners, hao come dat day hab onlee like 20 commints on der…an we hab sew mini commints an nawt kin tawlk? Oh, btw, ai went on tu da failed commints at da tawp….oh, mai CC, ai still bleechin mai brains out!!!
Dem peepz at fail blog not b like us. Nope, not a tawl.
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but if u making a commint on LOLdogz now, WP can nomming on it fer a wyle adn den later, u kin tawkking dere. It b like deh nawt sekkund timy u tawkinged heer. Deh moder aterz gotta chek ur emayo address tu making shur it b a gud address.
Heer is mai face affter luukin at fail blog…..8O
Kin we finds one on lolcats dat nawt bees sew crowded wif commints? Seem like loldogs needed tu hab us sine up or sumfin….but ai culd hab confuse der, Jkitty kept chekin back and sed dat her commints nebber showed up!
Just type a “testing” commint and seeing wut happenz. it shud werk.
lawt’z ob teh aowld lolcatz hab awnlee beree feww commints…
Deh Hooz Tawking on fun wif Chartsnot be borkt, eether, but deh LOLcelebs’ wun iz. WP nawt be lieking kittehs and famoose peeps 2nite.
BONK!!! BONK!!! BONNK!!!
*I b banging in deh seeling wif a brooomstik*
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HAY!!!!1!!! Cheeziz!!!!!!! deh hooz tawking b borkt!!!!!
Call Dr. Tinycat!!! STAT!!!
Ok. Itz awl bedder now. Fankeez!!!
ooohhh! I thought fyrefox was borked!
shudda nown bettah!
*hedesk*
*hedesk*
*hedesk*
*hedesk*
*hedesk*
*hedesk*
*hedesk*
*hedesk*
*hedesk*
*hedesk*
*hedesk*
*handz NC66 a soft pillow, a handful uv asperin, and a glass uv vodka.
Fanky yor majesty.
*rattle rattle*
*GULP*
*Ahhhhhhh*
Well, nativeca66…lawng tiem no heer, how is yu on dis day before Caturday?
Wuld yew quit that racket?
Who said that?
Ai doan know what yor talkin’ about…oar tew whom.
but u dew haz gud grammer.
Must b a Noo York duplex cuz teh taxes r elebenty dollhairs.
Ai wish ai cud do a *smyol* heer! Ai awlwaiz thot they cheered things up a bit – so brite yello an awl.
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So yoo getz sum @@@@@ insted!!!
Maybe it will show up so bye an bye!!
OMG – U didz it!
Fank yew!
Su casa es mi casa.
Next on “This Old Box,” we show you how to pick the right curtains!
Kitteh stiking paw owt ov windoe….mebbeh Tom Silba shuld put in glass payne nawt sekund.
Guess wat I fownded owt 2day.
My brudder, sister-in-law an neffew are comin in foar Krissmis, an tehy r BRINGIN TEH GOGGIES! Woo-hoo!
Tehy are tew of teh sweetest Golden Retrievers u’d ever meet. I has missed my fur-neese an neffew!
Hao bery fun! Tay wil liven up yer Krissmis.
you sez goggies {{rhsb}}?
dats so nais! ai wished for kittehs this xmas, muh old lolcat had past awai..
used up all her 9 liefs *sniffs*
{{{erik}}} I losted my kitteh dis yeer tew. It wuz wun of teh hardest fings I ebber had tew do.
aww.. *hugs n comforts {{rhsb}}* ai prays dat our losted kittehs are in teh gud care of ceiling cat…
Yesh, dey are happee an helthee an playin in teh Princess Mu Meadow.
{{{rhsb}}} Mai hubbee be neer Princess Mu Meadow wif alla oar Rainbow kitteehs (5) an our 2 googies. Sumteims him bees playin golf wif uver frien and ridin motocross. Gud life – juss waitin 4 me… **leeky ais**
{{onleekitteh}}
iz taht why ur nayme is onlee kitteh? : (
did yew reed teh storree bai cweenmj abowt where teh kittehs and horsies and awl go wen tay pass frum tis erth? it was byootimus. i am shur taht ceiling cat is snorgling teh losted kittehs rite nao.
U tawlkin abowt teh Night Watchman series?
I has teh trubblol reedin dat. My eies start leekin an I kant see teh skreen ennymoar.
Iz okai, rhsb. Ar frends wif fur are awl up in da hebben, catchin mowsies, and dey hab angels tu sing dem tu sleep ebbrynite til we joyn dem
Josie’s nawt catchin mowses.
I came hoem wun day an hur wuz awn teh bed. Dere wuz a mowse awn teh floor an hur luuked at me lyk, “U kin taek care of dat foar me? Iz kinda comfy heer.”
:snerk: Dat sew kewt!!!!
Hur did bring me haff-ded criket wunse.
An teh bafftub stopper.
I’ll bet deh baff tub stopper putted up wun helluva fite!!!
I’m shure it did.
Hur lubbed gettin inna bafftub after I tuuk shower. Hur wud lick tub. I had tew make shure no sope oar razorz wuz left behind befoar I gotted owt.
Lols rhsb! Mai dotter adn ai usta hab a norj (nawt poisin) tabbee named Samanfa taht lubbed to bringing us teh bafftub stopper. Her wanted to plai fetch wiffit!
Wii gotted her when seh wuz 6 weeks old. Teh nawt-sekkund fing seh did when we brottinged her hoem wuz clime up mai leg, jump on teh table, adn halp herselb to mai mac’n'cheez!
When wii mobed in wif teh pleh ex, hims kitteh chaseded her awai.
OMG…we hab big salamander in aquarium….den we also habbd big Oscar fish in 85 gallon aquarium…husban feeds dem live crickets. Husban crazee cat man, an he finks iz funneh tu let da 4 haus kittehs hunt da crickets. Husbin lets some ub da crickets to xcape, so dat da kittehs kin catch dem. Ladees, may ai say, how much dis displeeses meh?
But, KK, himz jes doin himz job — enner taynin teh kittehs.
Um, rhsb, ai kin find udder jobs fur hims tu du!!! Sumtimes ai iz on da couch, den ai sees sumfing…it is cricket!!! Ai puts mai feets awn da couch…den ai bees nice ladee an try tu catchee cricket in net tu feeds tu fish. Pleh, pleh, icky icky pleh!!! *nao ai hab goosbumps finkin bout da crickets!*
Ai had kitteh wen ai wuz yung…mai mom foun mousie in washin machine, her catches mousie in coffee can..her lets mai big blak kitteh Cinder outside, releeses mousie…Cinder watches mousie runs cross da street, den luuks at us liek we crazee. Hims wuz mai firstest blak kitteh, dat wuz…um, er…*takes owt conkalater, adds, subtracts, duz numbers on abacus…well, wuz a while ago, aifinkso.
From one lady, two cats
Since she is mortal, as am I,
My cat must also someday die.
But being flame while I am clod,
It will be she who goes to God.
Goes flickering up the golden flight-
Slit-eyes undazzled by The Light,
To pause beside the Golden Chair
And lick the star-dust from her hair;
To wait afraid (yet without fear)
As, goddess once, before her peer:
A gentle touch from hand divine;
She will be God’s cat, as she was mine.
—Richard Lockeridge
So byootimus, kittyboocat! *snif*
What didjoo findinged it?
*3fk wipez away teh tears*
Dis a lubbly poem, KBC!
Ai mean, wher did yoo findinged it?
Ai Googloled it, 4.5K, and fownd taht he (Richard Lockridge) wroted teh buk az a memoir ov teh 1965 cortship ov hiz sekund wife. Mus b a gud buk fur KBC 2 remembur taht touching poem.
{{{erik}}} {{{rhsb}}} ai haz a sad fur yew bof. mai 3 tabbehs an me r sinding yew sum snorgles.
Fanks, tabbehkitteh.
Wut color are ur bebbehs?
maiboi kitteh is a black/gray tabbeh wif a wite bib. wun ub mai girl kittehs iz a bery plush dark brown tabbeh. Teh udder girl kitteh iz sandy brown adn black, a torby wif stripey legz.
uh-oh. reel lief bekkins. Hab a gud ebenning!
G’nite!
fanks {{tabbeh}} ur tew kind
Ai hab da biggist pleh…nawt kin see da biggist full moon ebber cuz da clouds…kin ennyone tells me how magniffycent it is? *kk4 has a sad*
I kant tayle u. Wii gots teh clowds heer tew.
Wen I heerd teh man onna noos tellin abowt it, I wented strate owtside tew luuk. Nope, nuffin but clowds an a ayrplane.
Iz da pleh!! Ai bin luukin fwd tu it awl da day, an now ai kinnaot sees it. *my stilted lief, let meh show yu it*
Ai can seeing it heer, neer Oddawa, becuz iz abowt minus 20 C, eben colder wif teh wind chill factor! Cownt ur blessings KK4!
Ai nawt complainin, reely, 4.5…ai iz far away frum famlee, nawt hab seesons..but ai nawt kin say dat ai misses da snow an da cold!!
I kin seeing deh big full moon…..it b eber sew pritty….. awl silvery and shiney.. ……
I hazza jellus. **sad fayse**
When ai started owt on mai commute home tunite, the moon waz on teh horizon and looked like a golden medallion. Ai almowst had tu pull off teh road and stare. Ai haz nebber been seen teh moon look so large- it took up half the skyline and wuz just splendidly circular! But ai nawt heard ennyting on teh news abowt it – didn’t know it was special until ai read this thred!
While dribbin hoam yesterday (dark at 5:30! Pleh!), I notised teh sky just as teh sun had set. It wuz berry dark but had brite red streaks goin thro it! I tryed tew take pikshur wif my fone, but it nawt comeded owt gud.
Teh man awn teh noos tonite sed teh moon iz teh closest to earf rite nao awn itz orbit. Dats why it luuks sew beeg.
Ai wuz wunderin why it lukked so different. But ten ai gots stuck in traffic where ai cuddnt see the moon ennymore ….and POOF!….ai wentz bak tu mai grumpy thowtz. But now ai can remember how purddy it wuz before the grumpies came.
Haz u ebber seen teh full moon set? Twaice Ai haz seen it sink down inna watur liek a big fiery ball….almowst liek teh sun. Spektakular!
ai will go luk for it heer in santy barby
** goes owtside **
Hey, tabbehkitteh…mai son lib in Los Osos, rite by San Luis Obispo!!! Ai jest went up der tu sees him an mai littlol grandson who be jes one yeer old!!
Los Osos be a bery nis plays! Wii prolly passeded on teh freezewai bekos ai jest went to Sandy Eggo to see mai mom. Hao wuz yer littlol grandson who be jez one yeer old? Ai bet heez a littlol kyootie.
Mai compooter just falled off teh interwebs for a wile wen i wuz chekkin teh moon. It iz mos byootimus cummin up in teh sky.
** sendz moonbeems south to Sandy Eggo for KK4 **
Fanks, tabbehkitteh! Ai jes wented outsides…ai kin see da moon now, between da clouds, but it nawt luuk bigger…aifinks it luuk briter doh. Mebbe ai nawt sees it soon enuff in da nite…oh well, its still nice, ai lub a full moon. Ai hab recipe fur lye soap frum mai grandma who passt away…hur sez to nawt make da lye soap til der is new moon. Also hur wuld say nawt tu trim or cuts yur hair til is new moon. Ware yur Mom lib in sandiego? Ai is in “Normal Heights” area, right ware da 8 and 15 meet.
izza berry brite an B U TEE full. ai tho wuz specially big yezzadai nite; saw twh artickle inna yahoonews.
heers innaresting fackt: teh earth iz nawt cirled by teh moon, so iznawt a moon reely! teh both circle aroun a central point, makin luna teh skund planet inna rare two planet sistem!!
ai haz a hurt inna my brayne frum dis!
Aint sigh uns funz??
It shure iz kwiet arown heer tonite.
Eberybodee eles must has lifes. *wink*
Ya, rite, rhsb…ai jes sittin heer waytin fur husbin tu comes home…will he be in bad mood an lell awl nite, or will he be in guud mood an watchee tv an leeb me alone…
Iz himz werkin yet?
Oh, an did u see teh red heels dat are nao bein advertised? Kinda purty. I nawt do well in heels, but I still kinda lykes dem.
Ya, him wents bak tu wurk last week…um dem shiny red heels, well, ai preshiate da gift ub da fringee boots….ai seen one today fur a organic toylet…omg…did yu sees dat? Fankfully we hab alreddy xchangd gifts!! *eyes organic toylet, hmm, dat culd be gift fur sumone, ai is shure*
Glad himz werkin agin.
Organik terlet? Mebbe compostin terlet?
**whispurrs** I has alwayz wunnered abowt teh S#x Panfer t-shirt way onna tawp, but nebber had teh curridj tew cliky awn it!
*whispurrs bak* ai nebber clikee on dat eeder!! Husbin seem tu notis dat wen him walks into mai compooter space…*whispurrs* Mai compooter space is were dining ruum should beh…ai wishes ai had nuff ruum fur dat, but ai nawt.
Ai noes ai culd hab, an probly wuld hab worn shoes liek dat, bak in mai day…now, ai wuld wobble an stagger, curse da dey ai wuz born, an end up puttin da shoes in mai purse an dansin/walkin round barefoot, aifinkso!!
I has sum heels, but dey nawt teh secksee lyk teh red heels are. (Lissen tew me tawlkin lyk I gots sumbodee tew be teh secksee foar!)
I has nebber walked berry well in heels. Beins dat I nawt dat co-wordinayted tew begin wif, iz gud eyedea foar me tew stay as cloes tew teh grown as pawsibull!
*winks at rhsb* wen ai ware heels anymors, ai jes feel like ai gonna tippy obber an fawl down! An, reely, ai jes tired now, nawt wanna put dat crap on annymores!! *kk4 puts on heels, twists anklols, gets idea* Halp, fyremins, ai kinnawt git up!!! *trys tu lay on floor wif seksi heel awn in alloorin manner*
Hallloooo?? iz dis 9 elebenty???
yes, wii haz deh mergen sea. KK4 b fallinged down and her needing deh hansum fyremenz tu kum resQ hur.
Kthxbai
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OK, deh fyremenz b on deh way!!!
Hope dey nawt comin from Texas….
If sew, u gonna be dere a whiel.
*Halpz KK4 adjusting hur skurt and fixing hurz hair
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U lukking gud, gurl!!
Oh, fanks yu, cweenmj!! Ai wuz in a panic! *hurries tu arrange hur fallen self in attractive way fur da fyremens* *hmmm, luuks at self…arranges hair..sqweezes out one lonely teer tu fall down cheek* HALP!!!
*3fk watches frum teh sidelines tu see if KK4’s ploy works*
*has pen and paper ready tu taik extensive notes*
So this iz how u catch them
*snerk*
Ai LOLd!
*fyremenz arrive.
*Deh hunkee wun neelz down negst tu kk4.
“May I halping u miss?” him asks.
Pssst….ai think kk4 mite beez obercomed by teh hunkiness and cannowt respond!
Dats tu bad, kuz him b a reel hunkee fiyreman!!! If she dont wanting him , mebbee sumwun else wud…. Duz u needing a hunkee fyremanz 3FK??
Y yesh ai do!!!! Thankuberrymulsh!
*3fk obercums her normal shyness and takes teh hunk by teh arm*
Hello, handsum! Ai cud uze sum help with….um….with….*mumbles kwicklee and blushes*
Skuse us pleez. Ai am going tu learnz awl about the hunky man….ai mean teh fyremanz jawb!
*wavingz bai bai tu 3fk adn deh fyremanz.
I hopez u studiez hard!!
hoo meh? ai nebber can has lief…unless yoo cunsiddurr stuffs liek dis tew bee a lief….
Ai do cunsider this tu be a lief!!! And its a lief ai lieks berry mulch.
Okay, maybe I need to rephrase: Everyone else must be busy.
Better?
o ai kno! sew du ai! iz gud lief tu!
eep…..iz /two/ kyoot kittehs!!
*SPLORT*
wEEEEEEEEEEEEEEoooooooooooo
wEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOooooo
*paddy wagon turns corner sharply, spilling off paramedics like keystone cops*
*scrreeeeeeeeeech of brakes*
‘okai men, lez go:’
push broomz sweepity sweep gray matter inna small (reely small) pile-
washie washie wit teh fizzy water fur light floaty felines;
*parameds use tweezers to pick up tiny pieces*
*shove an pakpittypat alla brainz inna bone box hed-*
*get out the metal foil tape for extra strenght, and shineyness*
*wraps dk’s head all tight*
‘ok ladies, lay him in THE COMFY CHAIR’
*KBC hands a mug of hot cider to dk, straps on the HHG and pulls the CHRG over everything
nao doan yew feel lots beta?
Wat a week dis has been!
I has been in grate mood, grumpee mood, berry sad mood, an eberyfing in between! My mood swings, let me show u tehm!
Stoopy soon-tew-be-ex-huzbin needs a beetin, an I reelee wanna be teh wun tew do it.
I iz in desperit need of nek an sholder rub. Sew desperit dat I finkin abowt habbin a purrfeshunal massadj!
Dis yeer has been wun ov teh moast pleh in my lyfe, if nawt teh moast pleh.
I reddy foar 2009 tew git heer!
Nao, I finkso I goin tew bedz.
G’nite CheezyPeepul!
Hazza gud week-end!
Gud nitez tu yu!
akkordin tew lawtz ob peepz ai kno, ai gibz gud bak/nekk/showldurr rubs….
Srsly!!
ai can has kitteh kneading massage? they’re really fun.
muh other kitteh luvs to snorgle and knead. It can be ticklish sumfines~ O_o
{{rhsb}} yu shuld definately get a purfessonal massaj!
I had one a few munfs ago – felt weird without
stress in showlders and bac!
No subWOOFERS!
*kk4 haz a sad* Hur hubby came home den maded kk4 goes tu da bank an da store tu gets cat food and dinner stuffs!! *sigh* Ai jes gotted bak an now hab tu makee dinnur fur husbin…*weeps into apron*
menz!!! PLEH!!!
{{{KK4}}}}
dont weep kk4.
Ai borrowed yur fyremenz up abuv but there iz more at the fyrehows. The hunk can introdooce you tu anudder hunky fyremenz and…and….and…. yur meen huzbund don’t hab tu know!
Did sumwan summon a fyreman?
ether eye am haeving an invisibool oar eberiwan haz gon too bed all readi. watts a fyreman too dew wehn their nawt bee ani damselz in dis dress too ssaev?
Wen ril wii wimmen lurn dat wii noe needz menz? Dey mak uz fink wii nawt cabap…capeab..ABLE tu takz cere ub hour seelves. pbht..
ohai! I wuz out later than I thot I wud be.
Sew this is just a drive-by ohai! to anyone still ups.
hmmmmm…
I see WP is feeling itz oaties agin todays.
It put my commint up ahed of some made 2 hrs + earlier…..
guess that is a sign that I shud be going to beds!
Hey! Where’s the obligatory Schrodinger reference.
berry stylish…must beh soho kittehs ^-^
houseng crysis
we has it
again with the lolspeak. …
I wonder if they can lay down to sleep, or if they just have to do everything sitting up? might make more sense to lay the box down on its side so its horizontal and the kittys can just climb right in and go to sleep. There’s big thinks in this little head of mine, i tell you what. lol