Las week wen u sez “truss meh”
Las week wen u sez “truss meh” I endid up gettin a baff……
u no longer haz mah tiny trust.
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hi
dont dis my puter games… lol
i gaef dis pikshur 5 cheezburgers for teh Sega Driimcost
Ohai swizzle, Please play nicely. This is a friendly place and silly tricks tend to spoil everyone’s fun.
Oh hai, swizzle001!!! Congratulashunz on habbing deh nawt sekkund commint!!! Wut kind uv drinkz and dansingz u want???
Umm wut he did rong?
I doant gitz it.
keep reading… u will figger it owt.
Lukk furver doun teh fred.
Luk down teh fred a bit. Yew mitez unnerstand den.
But in teh meenwile, a kwadroople mackrame haz bin woven bai swizzle 101, Alicat,
Guinness Piggen an annipuss!
Purrhaps a trip to teh Ty Boot EEK fur awl??? Ebreething iz 50% off – an teh Kitteh Chess Sets (mai noo favrit) – Ceiling Cat vs Basemint Cat, ar a reelee hawt item! An teh kitteh scarves, gluvs, hats, sox, Kirss Maus Cards, bobblolheded kittehs – AWL waring teh KM hats!! An so much moar.
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An teh bak heer fur cawfee or tee oar hawt chokling an choklit biscotti!!!
Oar – Kirssmaus cookies ov yur choice. Aim bringing
Aniseseed cookies
Butter cookies
Coconut cookies
D. . .
ding dongs an ho hos
eggnawg
friggin candee!
G……
Ginger molasses cookies (sawft)
Hololiday shaped krissmiss cookies
Icebawks cookies
J…
Jam tarts
Krispee Krunchee Florentinerz
Lemon skwares (Rormeow’s resippee!)
M. . .
Melon bawelz
Nomnoms!
Oatmeal cookies
Penut butter cookies frum girly scouts
Q…
Macaroon cookies
Nutty dubblol chokklit chippee cookies
Oreo cookies
P…
Nebbermindz i skroll doan. I sees.
annoitroll. We has it.
oh, sew taht iz teh noo kinda troll!
*i’m nawt tuchin u*
*i’m nawt tuchin u*
*stop it!*
*stop it!*
*mooooommm! mayke him stop!*
*mooooommm! mayke him stop!*
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iz taykin me bak to mai urlee childhood…
Ai wuz doin dat to mah liddul gurl last nite. She wuz giggloling & giggloling.
Datz two noo kindz uv tee-ar-oh-ell-ellz in teh last two pikshurs. Duz we haz to bring in teh exturminayturs?
*panic*
teh heet ub our scorn mai skeer dem ayway- we see…
Sega Dreamcast, anyone?
Jeez, they even gave it and teh Gamecube their own shelves…
Yeah, that’s a Dreamcast! I wish I had one… But I have a Genesis.
Hooray for the love of the dead consoles!
Glad to see I’m not the only one to see those before reading the caption.
ai thot last wun was mebbe a “con-troll”?
wantz too mayke ebberywun doo whut he sez…
ai likez dis new wurd dis crypt shun! izza con-troll!!
ai has a lafee!!
*opens kit, taekz owt power saw, troll peeler, jumper cables, index cards, lemon juice, salt, car battery*
Oh noes, nightshayde, we duzn’t want to asterminaet teh trollz…we want to enjoy ourselves first…
oh, swizzle, c’mere ye litterbox-dumpling…we haZ sumthing foar yew… heh-heh-heh
ai haz a scarid nao!
*runs to hides beind LCB*
“troll peeler”
FTW!!!
So whatever it is, NO.
nao, ai nom yur pyooter gaymes
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STN
Jus doan Uze dem for littur baux.
U fink u gonna catsh me agane?
Fool meh onstet shame on you…foolz me twice..well, teh shamez all mine
mah revenge.. is ur brane splort!
Ai nawt fawlin fur dat wun agin.
Nope.
No way.
No hao.
Nuh-uh.
*wide innocent eyes* How about nao?
Hmmm.
…
Ai fink abowtz it.
*maeks miend upp* sew..wut wuz ai nawt gunna fawl foar?
SPloort alurts!
Awl nawt sekkund sponders check Ur kits.
electronz r kurius thinkz. Dey flote arownd deh nucleuz uv dere atom wif feroshus energeez. But sum electronz git tired uv living at home and decide to go fur a walkabowt.
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If dese electronz on walkawbowt git orgin eyezed, dey cawl dat electron flow. If u can gitting dem tu flowing frew a lite blub, u kin haz lite. if u haz an old timey TV wif a CRT u kin turn it on and deh electronz will akshullee flinging demselvez from deh Cathode threw space tu deh face uv deh TV!!!
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If u kin gitting dem tu flow frew ur pooter, u kin dew awl sortz uv amaizing thingz….
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But u shud neber assume u haz control uv deh electronz….
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Noaw wut wuz mai point?? Did I have a point?? Oh yeah.
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Deh old map came bak.
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it b at
maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,
-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=10377587989669732
2828.0004573f951750ea89599
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and deh gnu map b at maps.google.com/maps/ms?
ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.00045da4dd5
e9a6a68930&ll=35.46067,-60.46875&spn=178.452885,360&z=0
.
electronz b weird. yup. Thatz mai story and I’m stikking tu it.
electronz r kurius thinkz. Dey flote arownd deh nucleuz uv dere atom wif feroshus energeez. But sum electronz git tired uv living at home and decide to go fur a walkabowt.
.
If dese electronz on walkawbowt git orgin eyezed, dey cawl dat electron flow. If u can gitting dem tu flowing frew a lite blub, u kin haz lite. if u haz an old timey TV wif a CRT u kin turn it on and deh electronz will akshullee flinging demselvez from deh Cathode threw space tu deh face uv deh TV!!!
.
If u kin gitting dem tu flow frew ur pooter, u kin dew awl sortz uv amaizing thingz….
.
But u shud neber assume u haz control uv deh electronz….
.
Noaw wut wuz mai point?? Did I have a point?? Oh yeah.
.
Deh old map came bak.
.
it b at
maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,
-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=10377587989669732
2828.0004573f951750ea89599
.
and deh gnu map b at maps.google.com/maps/ms?
ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.00045da4dd5
e9a6a68930&ll=35.46067,-60.46875&spn=178.452885,360&z=0
.
electronz b weird. yup. Thatz mai story and I’m stikking tu it
is dere an echo in heer?
is dere an echo in heer?
is dere an echo in heer?
is dere an echo in heer?
is dere an echo in heer?
is dere an echo in heer?
d**che-like bagging detected
hello-hello-hello…..
Oops!… I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh, baby, baby
Oops!… You think I’m in love
That I’m sent from above
I’m not that innocent
♪
OOPs dis wuz sposed to go on Ur post down below.
Iz this a vereee weerd form ov an elktronic ecco???
Taim ANDd thot jynx, GP!!
{{{Janet}}} yesh yesh!
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* gets out orinj maus, juss in case *
*whispurrs to GP*
What ar we going to do with teh orinj maus???
* watches teh copycat carefullee *
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Umm, nuffing… ai juss holding eet… yu nebber nose wen yu mite knead won…
izzat liek a teeareoooellellz?
Ai shud cawl teh TH?
ai nawt shore issa job fur TH (aifinkso hurr has teh bizee rite nao)
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* lukks frew teloloscope * Hmm… Inneressing… Ai has nawt seed won liek dis before…
Iz dere an ekko in heer?
an nightshyde too!!! Ai bleeve this iz the veree furst tiam ai’ve ever seen a taim an thot jynx – oar ar we echos too????
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*eeeeree mewsik begins it play*
Hmmm. Hao duz wun *rillee* noe if wun iz an ekko?
Absense uv otters?
Brakin owt inna rash?
Cukawfinee in wunz hed?
D…
Drumz beetz inna distance
Echo lolcashun debice in use
Faint floofie footsteps
G…
Dansing in cirkles
Eggs mysteriously splat
Flying sawcers zoom bai
G. . .
Giants appear awn the horizon
Howing hounds herd helpless heifers
Iguanas itch innerlee
J. . .
Jello jiggles endlisslee
Kangaroos hoppin bakwerdz
lemons are teh sweet
Monkees ritin novels
Noebuddee anserin wen yew asks a kweschun
Ominous muzik (or eben muzak)
Priklee feelin on teh back uv yer nek
Q…
Queer feelin on bak ub neck
Really softee sigh inna empty room
Skweeeky door
Tinklee bellz
U…
Unexplained noizes in da dark
Verre pikqueleeur smells on da ween
Wazzat! ober der?
Y …
MEOW… MEOw… MEow… Meow… meow… ya i’d say dares echo
electronz r kurius thinkz. Dey flote arownd deh nucleuz uv dere atom wif feroshus energeez. But sum electronz git tired uv living at home and decide to go fur a walkabowt.
.
If dese electronz on walkawbowt git orgin eyezed, dey cawl dat electron flow. If u can gitting dem tu flowing frew a lite blub, u kin haz lite. if u haz an old timey TV wif a CRT u kin turn it on and deh electronz will akshullee flinging demselvez from deh Cathode threw space tu deh face uv deh TV!!!
.
If u kin gitting dem tu flow frew ur pooter, u kin dew awl sortz uv amaizing thingz….
.
But u shud neber assume u haz control uv deh electronz….
.
Noaw wut wuz mai point?? Did I have a point?? Oh yeah.
.
Deh old map came bak.
.
it b at
maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,
-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=10377587989669732
2828.0004573f951750ea89599
.
and deh gnu map b at maps.google.com/maps/ms?
ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.00045da4dd5
e9a6a68930&ll=35.46067,-60.46875&spn=178.452885,360&z=0
.
electronz b weird. yup. Thatz mai story and I’m stikking tu it.
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ohai swizzle- why yew repeter the qweenz messages?
O deer.
…
Teh tabbiness… teh wiskurz… teh fuzzeh eerz… teh paw floof.
…
*Grabs 50’s style bavvin cap & holds on titely*
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Rut-roh — dere seemz to being week spot in teh bavvin cap!
…
*SPLORT*
… (ooh dots)
nightshayde!
Has u bin lyin there all splorted for ober an hour???
Oh my. Let me halp u.
*sweeps up branes*
oh theres a littul stuck to teh floor there.
*gets owt spakle knife and scrapes up xtra*
*runs thru teh steem cleener to remoisture-eyes and sterile-eyes*
*put all teh branes bak in hed*
Oh hay. There seems to be 2 much here!
U was teh furst splort… *luks around*
Parrothed was next, maybe we gots some of his too?
*packs in as much as she can*
*puts teh rest on dry eyez and puts in teh NB Lawst and Found*
*raps ns up wif pink hello kitteh duck tape, and puts a santa hat on top*
*gives ns some hot choklit wif peppymint schnapps and a choklit raindeer*
Hows that?
U feel ok? Let us know if you feel an urge to fly, or poop on anyone!
WP wuz hiding the splort…we sabed hur doan teh fred. But extra halping always gud.
“teh tabbiness” !!
My innocence- yew borked it!
My innocence- yew borked it!??????
tiny kitteh haz noe innocent lef- all gawn down teh drwain inna bathtub! afinkso!
so nao innosents iz borkened- brokie- all mezzed up….
Well, iffen dis has happened…wif loss of innocences comes recognition of ebil tricks and teh ability to deal wif dem *watches as kitteh bring out claws as hoomin attempts to put him in baff*
ki nyew claws teh swizzlesicker teww?
Aifinkso dis be lolcatburglar’s fayborit ‘lukk’ dat she lieks tu gib meh…
LOL!!!! Yur rite! It IZ!!!! Yoo ar veree . . .observant.
taht’s NAWT wat she cawls meh!
Astute?? :*smyol*
moar liek Astu-pid Phlonquais!
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aifinkso wen she seas whut teh builolders hab dun wib hurr back garden she wheel prolly be teh mad! Ai has fenced awf an elebenty acre sekshun fur… umm… sumfing… is surprise!
Fur teh Ow-dishuns????
* has a sekrit *
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No, eet issa Hyooge projekt… nawt be reddy unteel sumthyme inna Janyooairee, yesh… Inna meenthyme, plz tu NAWT be peeking ober teh fence. Fankies.
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* has an eggsited *
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O gud, teh diggurs arr heer… * direkts diggers *
a dreamcast and a game cube? wow. this pic must be old.
daz zactly wut ai thot! it iz a dreamcast and a game cube. mai bro-cat yoozed to haz dem bofe. ai wuz lyk, “whoa! ai noes wut thoz fings awr!” lolz!
Can’t… stawp… da… SPLORT!
OH noes parrothead! Cheezpeep alert! We has major splort!
I doan have a license but i tries to help you (i warn you is my first time!)
*puts parrothead in comfy position*
*scoops up and organamizes brains into head*
*ducky tape all around*
*puts extra charge on parrothead’s head just in case looks at picture again*
*wraps in a blankee and gives chocolate martooni*
Are you feeling bederrerr?
Ofankyew Zaffy21!!!! Yew did grate jawb, yur a natsherrill! **sips martooni** Won’t yew join me?
fanks *blushes*
ob course I will!
*sits on chair next to parrothead and sips martooni as well*
muz join hym, he comin aparted!!
LOL!
yoo did a gud jawb!
Fanks DK
won’t you help yourself to a chocolate martooni and joinz us in teh relaxation?
nawt kwite teh rite aeg……hawt chokklit iz gud tho…
Ohai DK, yew wuld like martooni tew?
GMTA!
wha iz GMTA?
Ohai! It means “Great Minds think alike”
tanx zaffy!
dat eet duz…..
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up parrothead’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep dekuratid wiv Krissmus bells*
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
wii needz tew stawrt yuusin teh rayndeer wuns….iz cloas tew Christmuss….
Ohai anni! Had I known you’d respond so quickly i wouldn’t have attempted teh unknown. You is teh expert here!
Fank yew so mush annipus!!!! Ai feelz dubbly blessd! **noms choklitt possum** Hay, dis blankit pritty nice, where u git dis?
Dere iz a stokk uv dem in teh tye booteek an teh CCC awlwaiz carries sum fur `merjinsiez.
Halps Halps we needz a fyremans or a pieratz.
**Sweep sweep sweep
braynes inna pile. Rinse wif sparklee springs waddurs
pat carefully bak inna craniums.
Car fully putz bak teh hed feathers
cubber wif CHRG/wdoi (ub hummingburds)
SCRIIITCH. taype down wif ducky taypes for burdz.
Wrap in floofee cheezmaps blankee**
Haz dis hawt chokklit with whippee creems and teh sordid chokklits.
the pi rats be here soon to carrys U off
WOWZER!!! A tripple resque! Fanks sew mush WestRiver rat!!! Yew sabed my lyfe! Yew were sew nyce to replace the hed fedders, an in such an, um, artistic manner! Pleez to make sure iz teh pi rats and nawt teh men in teh liddlol wyte coats?
Wow – a trippul resque.
….
*Pointz upward in a bery weeeek mannur.*
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Sumwun plz to halpin me wif mah splort up dere ↑ a bit?
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*collapsis intew a fuzzeh lump*
Ai nawt see itz iz WP nomming Ur posts.
**Sweep sweep sweep
NS braynes inna pile. Rinse wif sparklee springs waddurs
pat carefully bak inna craniums.
cubber wif CHRG/wdoi (ub snoe mans)
SCRIIITCH. taype down wif ducky taypes .
Wrap in floofee cheezmaps blankee**
Haz dis hawt chokklit with whippee creems and teh sordid chokklits.
Want sum katlua innt?
Mmmm – katula. Yesh plz.
*snugglols into blankee …. noms sordid chokklits*
*mixes dis hawt chokklit wif teh hot chocklit tessm maded*
Oooh – datz a lubberlee blend, aifinkso!
oh noes! but… but… ai duz nawt see wher u splorted! but ai will fixit ennywayz.
*gets dustpan and brush*
*sweepz alla braynes up nyse an neet*
*rinsez braynes off wiv, um, sum speshul hot chocklit*
*patty patty cayke to put all braynes bak in*
*wrap titelee wiv ducky taype*
*SNAP! onna CHRG, reindeer style wiv antlerz*
*put red bow bak onna top ov nightshayde’s hed*
heer, has anuther speshul hot chocklit!
anna softee floofy blankee.
Fankies, tessm.
*purrrrrr*
*snugglols unner floofy blankee*
*sips hot chocklit*
Teh hot chocklit haz a bery gud flavr. Mmm – izzdat Bailey’s ai tayst?
naow it iz!!
Ohai! Adn welcom tew tudai’z ranDUM mowmint!
Foar teh nexxt elebentee minyutez, yoo well lern lawtz ob stuffz dat yoo reelee did nawt knead tew kno!
adn sew, heer, awn thursdeai, teh elebentieff ob Decemburr, heer’s yur hoast, Draconic Kitteh!!
Wud I lye tew u
Wud I lye tew u honee
Nao wud I say sumfin dat wuzznt troo
I’m axkin u honee wud I lye to u
Ohai rhsb. Didju sleepz gud?
Ohai, WRr!
Nawt grate ,but lawts beddur tahn teh nite befoar. Fanks foar axkin.
i liek teh gaem coob in teh backgrownd
Annnnd……. u sed u dinnit putz musturd onn mah cheezburger
An U DID!!!!
U noes I doant likes musturd!!!
HMPH!!
Disdayn. I has it!
Annowncurr: Ohai! adn welcom tew tudai’z ranDUM mownmint! Foar teh nezzst elebentee minutez, yoo wiell lurn lawtz ob tings dat yoo nawt kneed tew kno!
Adn sew, heer awn Thursdai, teh elebentieff ob Deisemburr, heer’z yur hoast, Draconic Kitteh!
* pulls up chair adn lissens *
*has a curiousity* I wants to learn fings!
*fliez in frum nooziland for teh ranDum mowmint*
ohai! *whispurrs to nawt innerupt DK*
see u in about 3 weeks! squeeee!
Ohai thar! *nurrvuslee luks araownd* Furst…..
EEEP!!!!!! wuz nawt suppowzed tew sai dat…..*luukz daown at teh flor*
*lukz bak upp*
Nawt seccund, wii has teh Splort Talleh! heer, ai gibs yoo teh numburr ob splorts awn dis lol sew far!
awn dis lol, dere has bin……wun….butt ai’z shure dat dere will be moar in teh fyootchoor! a beeg tanks tew awl teh peepz awn teh CCC, adn awl teh peepz hoo fix teh splorts!
Secund, wii has teh Splort Dayngurr Ideckz (SDI). Dis iz teh leblol ob dayngurr ob splortin awn dis lol.
SDI: Hmmm….has hai kyootness, layrge, eggspressibe eyez, adn succh a luk awn teh fayce……….ai’d sai dat teh SDI iz berry high!!! alert teh CCC!
Thurd, is teh funee ting ob teh dai! Tudai’z is heer: totallylookslike.com/2008/12/05/lindt-truffle-totally-looks-like-death-star (add teh w’z, ob cawrse….)
*tew tyoon ob Imperial March* Nom nom nom, nom nomnom, nom nomnom, nom nomnom……
Fowurth, iz teh Christmuss caowntdaown!
Daiz till Christmuss: 14!!!
Dis konkloodez tudaiz ranDUM mowmint! Foar commints, Kwestyuns, sujjestyuns, oar feedbak (eggspeshualee cheezburgers), feeyull fwee tew maek a commint awn mai profyull….
CC bless ya’ll!
*bows*
*whew* eet wurked?
*luks bak at pikctyoor*
*SPLORT*
Oh noes DK! Not you too! We has level elebenty splort according to splort index!
**Sweep sweep sweep
braynes inna pile. Rinse wif sparklee springs waddurs
pat carefully bak inna craniums.
cubber wif CHRG/wdoi ob reindeers
SCRIIITCH. taype down wif ducky taypes.
Wrap in floofee cheezmaps blankee**
Haz dis hawt chokklit with whippee creems and teh sordid chokklits.
I see you applied teh reindeer idea. Looks great!
*Sweeps up all teh pieces of DK’s brain and puts it keerfully back in head to make sure all teh lobes are teh right place*
*Uses teeny tiny skull fixer tool to make sure bones iz okay*
*wrapity wrap wif teh duck take*
*Puts santa CHRG on top ob head*
*wraps DK in blanket and gibs chocolate martoonis and crousants*
DK, can you hear me?
DK nawt can haz teh martooni. Iz stilla miner 49er. Ai haz hiz martooni, he can haz teh hawt chokklits.
Oh okay! I’ll give him himz mild den! Fank you for keeping me responsiblol. =)
*milk
*waekz upp* wut happenenedededed? did eet wurk??
Teh Dramecast iz gonna do wells, truss meh.
Haz to go dew pleh werk, see yew awl tamarra!
**stoopyjobstoopywurkstoopybossstoopycoldcawfeegrumblegrumblegrumble**
Aww Here, haz dis floofy kitteh to get distracted by for when you get bored.
Anybody seen mah game ‘Captain Fluffy’s Cheezburger Quest’?
I think LCB took it owtside tu seeing wut it lukt like in deh lite.
:winkee fais:
Ohai Cweenie. Has sum moar caek?
*holds out a squashed piece of fudj birfdai caek from the last thread*
*eerz perk up*
Dere wuz fudj birfdai caek?
*scampurrrrs to teh last fred wiffa kwikness*
Y fankeez!!
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*nomz moar cake.
*ritez note in sekrit diary.
seekrit diary?
*triez tew resizt lukkin obar cween’s showlder tew reed sekrit diary*
*joins DK in squintin at cween’s sekrit diaree*
fudj birfdai caek?? whar??
Ohai DK. The burfdai fairee visited the last pic
West River rat landed in the middlol of the fudj cake.
There is nommy buttah cake too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27fUjx8SyiM&feature=PlayList&p=041118ABC5E824AB&index=81&playnext=2&playnext_from=PL
go to this link it is very funny but the second one is better
i meen onnestlee… u finkso ennywun gonna klik on those after all taht uvver stuff? :eye roll here:
Ohh mah kittey looks ezzaktly liek dis one onlie mine is a ginormous lyon now! Raaaawr! him says. But wen de bafftime comes…him is a mewing kittey once more!
Whoah…dead console museum.
OMG Dreamcast FTW!
No wai! Wees can still play vidya games, rite? yu can press teh buttons wiff your paws!
dere be no Wii in that piktur tho
oh my god, a SEGA!!
Dreamcast + Lolcats = Win.
ur darn rite it’s Win!
acully the eqation iz-
Dreamcast+Lolcat+camera+plus uploading it = UBER WIN!
Suspishus kitten is suspishus.
And past bafftiems are gud resun fer suspishin.
segadweamcast ftw!
Y wud u give a kitteh a baff? Kittehs kleen themselves.
Meenwile, Gaimkyoob an Dreemkast in bakgrond fur da epik win!
You have dreamcast too? i bet kitteh will get it wet if you giv him anufer bath…
iz just gonna play ur gamecube;)LOL
im new so how do u get text on dese pics and how do we get dem on the home page??????
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(T.T) sniff…. so beautiful…
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GameCube AND Dreamcast?!? Sweet.