Telekinesiskitteh plyz wif teh fud
Telekinesiskitteh plyz wif teh fud
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!
Fortunately, I iz wearin my Acme Anti-Grabbity Belt…
Run, Maus, RUN!!!
*Maus flys through a teeny little space between the chair and table*
*Kitteh follows with a quickness*
*KLONNNK!*
Yaayyy! Gotcha kitteh!
Ow! Mai hed! *lays down, plays ded*
Invisiblol Acme Anti-Grabbity Belt????? Oar just verree verree tinee??
ooojkh4k u sto…um borrerd mah funnee ! It ok this tym. hehe
congrats, Maus!
*Out of breath*
Fanks! Um… scuse me… gotta fly!
Nao ebreewun will know ai wuz givun yew flying lessuns!
Gud moarnin parrothead!
Gud moarnin kerrykatz4! Yew are up erlee!
Culnt sleep sew ai gits up wif husbin….dis erlee fur me!
fly? wot iz yew, a maus awr a fledermaus?
OMG! Qwik hyde Maus! How cood teh cheezes haz been sew insensative wit a picher lyke dis, knowin dat u wood bee heer dis mornin?
ai fynd it terriblee amyoosing…
he just needz an iPatch an he wood be Dangermaus!
Maibe the maus iz rly sabin teh kittah frum troubles.
*Mighty Mouse sings “Here I come to save the day!”
*Teh rest ob teh cheezpeeps sing “That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way! / Yes, sir, when there is a wrong to right / Mighty Mouse will join the fight!”*
The kitteh wrowt teh capshun an twisted teh fax!!1!!
Dat sawng remind meh ub Andy Kaufman wen him lyp-sink it awn SNL!
Hey der Teasel…Ai dint no U wer a closet Mightly Mouse fan!
teh poor, poor, mousie!
I am not amused by this picture. If someone threw that mouse, then that is abusing it. I love meecies. I hope I’m wrong.
Kittehs tros meeses al d tym!
… the cat threw the mouse, of course a *person* didn’t… just wow…
Meeses can flie!
Wingardiun leviosa!
Whups, “Wingardium leviosa”
doan fergit teh swish an flik!
An it’s wingardium levi-O-sah, nawt wingardium levio-SAH.
There will be no foolish wand waving in this class!!!
weer in klass? oh nose… ai forgotted mai homewerk…
u has an abatart!
iz teh cyoot!!
duz not xcuse u from stayin after class tho. sry.
oh drat… at leest its nawt resess taim tho…
It alzo keepz trollz outa bafrums 4 feer ob clubz hittinging onna hed.
A wreef awn Tribble! Nawt sekkind tiem I seed it! Bery cyoot, Tribble!
Fank u teasel, Karen mayde it fur mee!
*taeks bao* (hee hee) I’m glad u liek it!
Is exercize progrum!
Fly…be free!!!
heh, just kiddin…NOM!!!
Kung-foo mausie executing spin-kik to teh nose.
upon realizin de kitteh is too fat to lunge, the maus commensez the serious tauntings.
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
Dat is HARSH! I can bawrow?
“I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction.”
“Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.”
“We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.”
Unable to bear a sekkund taunting, kitteh runs home tu father, who curyuslee smells ub elderberrys. Kitteh hides in rum, defeeted an sad…
so THAT’s where all teh rum has gone!
*Hick*
Well… not quite all of it…
*Hick*
oh noes, hikkups?
No wonder u was floting!
*resists temptashun to slap maus on teh back*
*even tho she owes him one*
Lets try teh easy ways first.
*drops car kees down maus’s back*
That werk?
*Hick*
Nope…
*Hick*
okays….
*consults google*
Here’s one: Do 3 cartweels wif a jollee rancher in ur mouth!
*Puts purplol JR in mouth*
*CartwheelCartwheelCartwheel*
*HickHickHick*
You’ve made it worse!
You knew how to stop my hiccups back in May! Think girl, think!
*invokes teh power of google to go luk*
That won’t werk!!
Gas is onlee $1.50/gal now!!
Hmmm….
Maybe u shud luk at ur 401K statemints?
Naut finking dat Skwirrl be triing tu scares da maus, ai goes an luks…
zOMCC! Ai is da poorer… were aw mah monees go?
*Slunkers off tu tells Tiny an Squashies dey naut git gushiefuds anaimore.*
En fac dey naut cin noms kitteh serial ever, dey has tu git storbrand granolas (da ones tasses liek sticks.) Dis gona breks der wee littlol harts!
*finks bout takin remaining monees an buys 0% US Treasuree bonds.*
*Stufs unner materess stead, hoeps mauses naut nom liek economee.*
*Hick*
My 401(K)!
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Looks like that worked. Thanks.
Gud. I was afraid my next step wud have to be to impownd ur DWDC….
*staggers and slurs* Da beshtist plashe tu hydes aifinkso *clunk*
Let me go back and face the peril!!! I can handle it!
Her turn him intu a newt? Him git bettah?
Nyah nyah! Neener neener neener kitteh!
Maus tells kitteh dat mudder wares army boots! Take dat, kitteh!!
Ai taunt in yur general directshun!
Sooper-sonic, iddiodic, brayne-uffectid, discunnectid, dooby doby dumbell!
Fly mowsie fly! Go git teh flying munkees tew halp u!
Oh noes! Nawt da skary flyin munkees! *hides unnner bed*
**crawls under bed wif KK4**
Ohai again kerrykatz4! No wun wanted drinkees dis moarnin, so ai haz whole pot ov cawfee and whole boddle of frangelica. Letz hab unner bed party!
*whispurrs* lets drink qwietlee so dem monkees nawt heers us!!
Ai nawt frayed ov dem munkees. Deh luk scaree, but I flied wif dem down to Daytona for bike week, and they’re reely jist pussycats.
Wen ai wuz littlol gurl, dat sawng dey sang on Wizurd ub Oz wuz da skaree!
Mee two! Ai awlsew hayted deh treez dat tawlked!
wel, nawt REELY pussycats.
Franjellika??? NOM!!!!!!!!
* squeezes under bed to join KK4 and parrothead *
Da moar da merryer, princessmu!
ohai prinessmu! **pours franjellika into cup*** Yew like cawfee and/oar creem wif ur frajellika, oar strayte up?
Is just 8 am heer, but franjellyka an cawfee is gud way tu start (oar end?) mai dai! Aniting tu putz auf teh Crissmaus shoppings.
ohai teasel! **pours franjellika and cawfee into cup*** Yew like creem in dere too? Yew wud lyke sum eggs an gritz tew? An biskits? Bacon? I dasided tew make breffist tew. Aniting is bedder than Crissmaus shoppings.
Parrothead! How nise ob yu! Ai wants it awl! (Ai’v nebber had dese *grits* dat yu speek ob, but Ai’l eats dem tu! Yummyyumyum!
(an yesh, creem tu!)
**adds creem and a liddlol more franjellika to teasel’s cup**
**Fixes plate for teasel wif eggs, grits, bakun (crispee but nawt tew) biskits and grabee** Here yew go, teasel! ! **Wunders where KK4 and Priness Mu went***
**Fixes self plate wif awl of abuv, skootches ober by teasel*
Wear du yu lib dat yew neber had grits? Dey are berry gud! Here, hab sum budder on dem!
I libs in Oregon, sew dey dont hab grits onna menu…but Ai tinks yu kin bye dem in stores. Wii haz hashbrowns insteads.
*nomnomnom teh grits*
Yum! Dey ar gud! Corse ebberyting is gud wif budder on it!
Where yu be, Parrothead? (Maybe yu shud b gitting a bloo name and awn cweenmj’s fammoose map!)
Ai m glad yew lyke dem! We haz hasbrowns tew, but dat’s more a weekend fing, takes tew long tew cuk. I libs in dah middlol of Virginia. Aifinkso I am awn cweenmj’s fammoose map, but ai don’t hab a bloo name bacuz ai habs a teenajur hoo iz alwayz on the ‘puter at home. Mebbe sumdai I will get a bloo name…(oh dotz!)
K, ai am dun wif cawfee, time fur bluddy marries? Ai lykes unner bed parties!
Is easy tu git bloo name, parrothead..or yu kin clikee on anyones bloo name den wen yu git on der profile, you kin clikee da friend button, den we kin git tu yur profile like dat.
Dat sownds grate! Liek brekfast in bed, but unnerneeth. Yum, ai kin smell da bacon! *pulls out jar ub honey fur da biscits*
ohai KK4! **Fixes KK4 plate wif eggs, grits, bakun (crispee but nawt tew) biskits and grabee, but putz grabee in small bowl on side instead of on biskits so she can hab honey** Yew need more kawfee wif franjellika?
Oh yes pleez! *holds out cup* Wundermus breakfist yu cookd fur us!
Glad yew injoyed it! **Pourz more cawfee and franjellika, wif creem**
Ai m finkin iz tyme tew switch tew bluddy marries!
Dat sownds gud tu meh! *pours gray goose, tomato joos, littlol worstercheer soss and…* Duz yu liek tobasco? *adds sum pepper, poors in luvvly glass wif celery stik* *clinkee glasses* Are yu still heer, teasel? *makes one fur teasel jes in case* Ennyone else liek one?
Iz bak! Tanks fir teh drinkie! Ai takes mine w/o teh pepperer or teh tobaskco….no hot stuffs fir mii! (Unless it bee fyremens!) Nao I goes reed teh paper an git mai shoppin lists ready–drunk an stufft wif breekfasts!
Retirementz are a gud fing!
Remember…you gotz a shoppin minion!
Wear’s Din_Fleetpaw, protekter ob rodints, wenz yu needs him?
ohai tease! U’re ryte, ai hab nawt seen dat pup in a lot of whiles!
*has a sad*
finally I gets a GoFur and he turns AWLOL….
Don’t worry Leeza. If his college schedule is anything like my daughters, he is BURIED with end-of-semester work and also preparing for finals.
sum uv us dont kare an ar here neways…
ive got to kum up fore ere sumtaims- otherwize teh collig will kill me.
speeking uv wich… gotta run to klass… kthxhavagratedaybai!
Yesh! Dat beh whai ai nawt round mush (akshuallee ai am wai tew round, butt dats a different madder)… Da skewls is da pleh
*snikr* Yu gits a brake todai?
Aifinkso dere is counseling that will turn ur GoFur back.
That’s totally fake. The cat is holding the mouse up, you can even see the wires.
LOL!! GRATE troll #6 impurrsonimaficashun!!!! @@@@@
ai fout it wuz awl dun wif mirrorz
PHOTOSHOP! *snerk*
FOTOKARATECHOP! wood be moar appropreeat, methinx.
Gudniss! Wear are my mannurz? Congrats Maus, drinkees and moarning noms?
Gud cawl, JCH4k!! *sqwints, puts awn glasses* Nope, dey is wiskurrs, nawt wires.
*snkr* Ai uzed mai magnifying glass! Sumtaims ai think ai hav “CHUMP” rittin awn mai fourhed!! An awlee then did ai realize hao clever Whigkitteh wuz!
ai beg to differ, AI is whiskers, and dat maus isnt mine. Teh othr maus, (teh wun who posts abov), is mai fren. But teh maus in teh pictur isnt at al mine.
Nao ai iz reely confoosd….
LOl!! kerrykatz4. May ai introdoos you to mai deer frend whiskers? whiskers – kerrykatz4!
Nice tu meets yu, whiskers! Yur abitar is luvvly.
y fank yu! iz naise to meet yu to!
Joyn teh club!
Gud moarnin, annipuss? How ar yu dis cold winter dai?
Pleez tu erase first qweshun mark!
It iz a cawld, damp mid affernoon heer. Ai aer fyne apart frum freezin! Ai haz 2 go an tydee up teh howse a bit naow – mai sunn, Puddy_tat iz cummin dis ebenin fur a short bizit. Ai need to cleer a chare fur him!
Hab nice bizit wif yur sun, dat sound liek gud day!
Morning whiskers!! Gud noos awn teh pakaj frunt!! Awl is well!!
oh fank ceeling cat. *fwew* ai wuz so wurried! *biffs self litely ovr teh hed wif a frensh buk*
BTW: two grades finalized, both A grades, one more should be finalized by tonight.
Update: Make that 3 A grades! One test to go, (in French), wish me luck?
Bestest luck tu yew on test!
fanks!
Bonne Chance!
Merci!
Awl fingrrrrs crosst an thums ar held fur yoo!!
fank yu JCH4K!
Da onlee maus mai adoorably useless kitteh eber cot wuz alreddy in da twap. Hims still faut he be da mighty hunter nad brot it to sho us at da dinner tabl. Ob coars, we let hims fink he done good. We laffed behind himz bak.
U shud nebber laff owtrite at a kitteh – tho it’z offen hard nawt 2!
Kittehs ar berri dignibfied an don lik tu be laffed at!
Because the mouse is obviously badly stressed and will undoubtedly end up maimed before being killed, this photo is actually really sad. Not funnez at allz.
Actually, from my experience with cats that one is too fat, and the mouse in too good health, for the mouse not to come out on top. It’ll have escaped easy and be off eating seeds somewhere with its mousey wife.
But it’s the expr… eksper… look on the kitteh’s face that be priceless!
Yep, it’z a sort uv “Haow teh **** did it do dat?”
OMG las Crismass our Norwegie forest cat cautted a mouse (sorry Mauz) in de house while I was gettin de dinner ready. Daughter freekeded out cause he was tossin it tryin to get it to fly. I had to get extra CHRG w/o doi to take said rodent outside. Found owt later dere were a couple more dat came in tru a gap in de gas fyreplase which was sealed up after dat. We called dat our first CrisMouse. De kittehs were amuseded tho.
Oooh! Ai lub da Norwegies! Ai hab da Mainly Coon. Aifinkso dey r bein cuzzins. Welkom. Ai donfinkso ai hb met yu afor. Wud yu lik som tee?
Layte wun Crissmuss Eeb, ai wuz up helping Santa rap prezints, and my Zipper kitteh wuz cryin to go owt, then cryin to come in. Sew ai left the door kracked a liddlol. Reeched into a box, felt fur, screeched, lukked in box, and my Zippycat had brawt in a bunnee rabbut and put into deh box. Nawt ded or nuttin. Aifinkso him wuz cunfuzed bout Crissmus and Eeestur.
Himz jest brotted yu a crismous prezzent. Whutta gud kitteh!
Oh noes! Once wen kids wur littlol, we goes tu christmas tree farm an cuts down ar own tree. Den later dat week ai heers noise, der wuz snails droppin out ub tree an ontu presents! Da tree wuz full ub snails, dey lefted littlol shiny trails awl obber presents, ai hads tu put dem in jar wif lettuce fur mai dotter.
Dats toooo funee! Hao du snails get into a crissmous tree? Yu a gud momma. Ai be frowin dem fings out fast!
Ai nawt noes how dey gotted in der! Ai nawt notis dem wen we decorate tree. Dey jes started ploppin out ub tree an ontu presents. Dotter was wif meh, or ai wuld hab frowd dem out tu!
mai kitteh livs under teh tree awl seezun… heze ben trapped behind teh prezints moar than wuns. nao santa leevs a spase in teh presints so he kin get owt wifowt climin teh tree.
he awlsew unwrappt haff teh presints an took teh bows offuv alluv tehm.
Yu pretty brave! Ai nawt duz tree, ai kin onlee imajin wut mai 4 kittehs wuld du tu a tree!
Ai kin jest see a butt wiglol and pownce coming nekst. Den a run awai fast to lik foot nad reegane dignetty.
electronz r kurius thinkz. Dey flote arownd deh nucleuz uv dere atom wif feroshus energeez. But sum electronz git tired uv living at home and decide to go fur a walkabowt.
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If dese electronz on walkawbowt git orgin eyezed, dey cawl dat electron flow. If u can gitting dem tu flowing frew a lite blub, u kin haz lite. if u haz an old timey TV wif a CRT u kin turn it on and deh electronz will akshullee flinging demselvez from deh Cathode threw space tu deh face uv deh TV!!!
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If u kin gitting dem tu flow frew ur pooter, u kin dew awl sortz uv amaizing thingz….
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But u shud neber assume u haz control uv deh electronz….
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Noaw wut wuz mai point?? Did I have a point?? Oh yeah.
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Deh old map came bak.
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it b at
maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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and deh gnu map b at
maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.00045da4dd5e9a6a68930&ll=35.46067,-60.46875&spn=178.452885,360&z=0
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electronz b weird. yup. Thatz mai story and I’m stikking tu it.
Wile pwayin wif hims nue frien Oilcan Harry, MityMaus hear Pearl Pureheart scweam frum distanse. Wif hims super mussels, MityMaus launches hiself intu da air.
HEAR AI COEM TU SAFES DA DAI!
I can has post?
Deer WP,
I still hates u.
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rhsb
ai kin see yu!
YAY!!!!
We’ll see hao lawng it lasts.
Miii tu, but these b deh onlyest postz uv urz I due b seeing.
haz u ben using deh smileez oar deh linkeez?? oar duz WP just b nomming ur werdz fur no reezun??? dey must 2 beeing berry sweet werdz.
Me, sweet??? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
I nawt uzin smileez, jes tryin tew sai Ohai!
Sumtymes WP lets me, uther times nawt.
Dat wuz weerd wen yur qwilt turnd blak las nite.
Sweet az hunnybeez, aifinkso! *bzzzzz*
Ai tawkin bout WP!!
Tabby got so big, he developed his own gravity field.
Buh bye Maus! U eeted nao, aifinkso. Noes moar maus. Alas poor maus, ai knoos him well…. Maus mai be gud wif ketchup or mustard….mehbe stir fried. Hmmmm. Mausie dun gone nao. Yep, yep, yep! Aifinkso….
Shakes spear, FTW!
but…but….but….wut wood we du wifowt owr Maus? NOOOE! Dis be Mitee Maus, he be flyin away frum kitteh, rite? Huh? Rite? Pleez say dat’s wut happen, an nawt dat Maus be horsie doover!!!
Maus! Ai sabe yu!
but Ai rilly slo, sew fly fastr!!!
An tu tink dat wii jus reecintlee has teh moas fantabyooliss cornsit foar Raisin Werniss ob Nawt Tu Bee Nommin Teh Rodints. Dis kitteh nawt tu bee seein dat? Mebbeh has needs teh innurvenshun?
Mai behbehist kitteh, Brynna, nawt gois owtsied bai hurs elf (shi nawt can has teh hoppurashun yet, so ownlee gois owt wif clollur an liish an mii) an nebbur can has tu bee huntin foar teh fuds. Butt (**heehee – ai allus ses ‘butt’**) wen ai puttid prittee burdee dekrashuns own sum uv mai plantsis, Brynna tukd dem awl owf an tukd dem unner teh kowch foar teh nomnomnommins. Uvver kittehs jus gnoars dem, dey unnerstan dey nawt fuds an nawt sposid tu bee tois eevur.
Uvver kittehs sumtiems kachis reel burdees oar littul mausis owtsied – ai wishis teh kittehs wudnt hurts dem, an ai tries tu saev dem, butt (**snerk – der ai gois agin**) ai nebbur gets angreemadd cos kittehs tink deys ownlee duin gud tu bee bringin teh growsurees foar teh famblee tu shaer. Is nawt liek teh kittehs can bee hasin jawbs oar papur ruts oar ennyfing els tu cawntribyoot – dey kan ownlee du whut dey kan du.
Ha, Ha; soe funnee!!!
dat kitteh needs to lays off teh fuds
Tihs lukz lyke mai Sahra, wehn wii wer in teh dez. Predatur par eggselanss!
traktr beem
i has it
da faic… iz PRISELESS!!!!!!!!1!!!11!
Ah notizd telekinesiskitteh was wun wurd… ar wez adopzin German grammr nao?
Teh Forse is strong wid dis wun
food equals sad, when carnivore. Feline bright eyes equals innocence to huMANs. I guess, work with what you got. Just don’t let meh seh deh suffinz, pweez.
dat aparishun so realz….
itz SYLARZ EVAL KITTEH!! :O
Or maybez Silver teh hedgehogz
who knoz!?
Omgz lulz
I would find this funny if I had not seen the real stuff cats do to mice its pretty horrid. Not that I’m demeaning this pic or caption its just, cause my memories I’m like “nuuuuuuu kitteh no gewd”