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Brace fur pointy endz!
Ai shud hoep dey wuddint melt in ur hand. Dat wud be teh messeh.
Teh other stuffs they leeves in yer hand is bad enuff…
*nod* *nod*
{{{{{Maus}}}}} Thanks fur teh awful joek!! Ai needed it today moar tahn yoo can pawssiblee know!!
Yer welcum. It was just fer you. I noes I annoyed some peeps fer telling it.
Ai fawt it wuz funneh too, Maus!
Me, too
Mii free!
Fanks guize!
only indavidual yoo nnoyed was dick chaney
dik chany r jus a angree gui, ai dun finkso Maus dunnit, an nawt eebin Ebil Maus
wut? whaer joke?
1st (sry) commint on the preeveeyus pic
dik chanii iz anoyd bii everiifing tahtz knot evuhl.
Ai lurves kittoon in hand! Myne doant fit in thar ennimoar.
Ai LOLd.
an fuwl ov deh kitteh hayrs tew!
Dey aer sweetiez tho
no crunchy outur shell tho…
Mush bedder than M&Ms!!
Neever nootrishus nor deelishus — but definitelee splortayshus.
*holds onto teh noo CHRG (wif reindeer antlers) bery titely*
*Gets a roll of ducky tape*
QUACK!
Sry Mrs Duck. I brings it back inna minnit.
*Wraps tape all around NS head*
Oh noes! I taped yer hands too!
*Tugs at tape*
I can’t get it off! Halp!
*runs qwiklee intu ruum* *scratchee ducky tape wif teef, shreds ducky tape wif pointy enz* Der, nao nightshayde kin typee awn keyboard agin! Maus, yu gits awflee carryd awai wif dat ducky tape, hur nawt beh one ub yur dates!!
Fanks fur teh halp, KK4. Ai kin use teh shift key agin!
I ONLEE uses ducky tape during debriefings. NEVER onna daet! Besides, Mrs Maus wud kills me if I went onna daet aifinkso…
Ai stan currekted, Maus. Ai also stan far away frum yu wen yu holds da ducky tapes!
Wait…. wut? Yew jus ducky tayped mah CHRG (w/raio) to mah hed & ducky tayped mah hands in teh process.
*luks down*
*still haz hur pants on*
*baksawayfrumMausberyslowlee*
ohai Maus. Doan yu an Mrs Maus go onna daets eber?
I meant a daet wif sumwun that is not her…
gud fing ai kin type wif a pencil held in mah mouf. no shift key, tho.
*panic*
no – ai diddint usin teh shift key fur teh asterisk – iz on number pad, thank cc.
Dat wuz close one, nightshayde!!!
*hurees and puts JJ glasses on*
Whew dat was close. I saw all teh strippies an floofs of the hairs an almos splorted. He so liddul an cuddlee lookin.
a kitteh likes to be hi up to have an Outlook on Life. Gud for the philsof … filosof … Enjoyment of Deep Thoughts.
this izza oodishun fur teh tailent shew…(dots)….kitteh jugglin… teh otter tew iz inna air outa camra range
Pulls up a chare tu watch dis. Careful ub da pointy enz!
Juggling hawt irins mite be safer!
Or chainsaws…
Ai hab joke fur us, ai alreddy bin in tallint audishun, dis jes fur fun.
An older couple iz walkin awn da beech, wen dey fine a majikal lamp. Da man rubs da lamp an a geeny poof out ub it! Da geeny sez yu eech gits one wish!
Da woman sez, ai wishes tu be habbin a millyun dollars so dat ai kin trabble an see da wurld. Da geeny sez poof, yur wish is granted. Da man tell da geeny, ai wishes tu hab a wife who is 40 yeers yunger den meh. Da geenie sez poof… an De man is suddenlee 125 yeers old.
see this is why yoo shud allawayz axe fur teh nawt sekund wish!!!
Otay, Ai fot ov tihs owld joek during teh audishuns, sew nao Ai haz 2 tellz it.
A cuple wuz playing golf 1 dae, wehn teh huzband sliced hiz shot in2 teh woodz. He wnet luking fur teh ball (nawt hare) and fownd it in teh middul ov sum brokun pottury. He apololgized 2 teh man standing next 2 it, but teh man sed “U donut unnerstand….Ai iz a geeny and Ai haz bin trapped in tehre fur 3000 years. Ai givez u 1 wish az a fank u.” Teh man wishez fur elebenty million dollurz, and teh geeny sez ur wish iz granted. Teh man fanks him and aks if he kan due ennefing fur teh geeny, and the geeny sez “Well, it haz bin 3000 yearz. Due u knoe ware Ai kan fynd a woman?” Teh manz wyfe iz teh onlee woman onna golf course sew he tawks 2 hur. She and teh geeny goe off n2 teh woods, and wehn tehy r froo, teh geeny aks hur hao owld hur husband is. She sez 34. Teh geeny sez “34….and he still beleevz in geenyz?”
LOLZ!!!
luuuuv choklit and kittehs!!! soooo kyoot.
Itz not teh kittehs dat melt, itz MEEEEEeeee…..
(Oh what a wurld, what a wurld)
Kittehs and choklit….*starts singing*
Gibs meh da kitteh bois to free mah soul,
Ai wanna geta lawst in ur roknrol,
Let’s drift awai!
*KCT gets lawst in da moosic* Dis nawt for awdishun. Jus fer fun….
*Sways in chare wif KCT* dat iz one nice sawng!
{{{{{{{kk4}}}}}} Hai dere, kk4! Let’s sing awr liddlol harts owt! Ai am in a singing mood nao. Tiem to goes hoem! Yesh! Happee! *KCT jumps up and down for joy* Ai will be singing awl teh wai hoem! Hev a grayte weekend, kk4! Grayte weekend to awl mai cheezpeeps! Happeemous am ai! Getting sleepee tho……*yawns*……*hooj yawn*…….zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZ….
If dey gits scareded, dey pees on ur arm.
Awww, cute. ^_^
Madame Z has returned.
Did anyone else need their fortunes tolled?
*Kk4 jumps in* Ai wants mai fortune tolded! Crosses leeza-b’s palm wif silber.
oooh.. Madame Zorba thanks u!
Plz to sits down ms kerrykatz!
*luks at kk’s paw*
Ohhh.. I see u is full of teh hoomer and funny stuffs!
And full of… oh uh, full of, of gud will toward cheezpeeps!
U has had some plehs latelee but ur gud hoomers will see u thru this.
Teh number elebenty is signifikint. Fink of this when byeing lottery tikkits.
Alsew, beware of false rodints baring their gifts.
(We’re not ALL gud u knows!)
I sees no more. Blessings upon u.
Fanks yu, Madame Zorba! *skips awai tu buy elebenty lottery tikitts wif number elebenty on dem* *luks out carfuly fur rodints barin der “gifts” in da street*
Speekin ob rodints baring gifts, whar is dat GP, ennewai?
*crosses MZ’s pawm wif silber alos*
Fank yoo, o gifted wun. Ai shall trai to B+ and gud *sqwink*
U is always teh gud.
*skwink*
Hay, yoo shud kum to Oddawa fur Winter
lewdlude in Februairy! Czech it owt!http://www.canadascapital.gc.ca/bins/ncc_web_content_page.asp?cid=16297-16298-22877&lang=1&bhcp=1
o my!
Dat luks liek a really big deal!
um… but ….Ice Hogs?
Dey bees GP’s big cuzzins, aifinkso!
Akshullee ai hasn’t bin to Winterlude in yeers, butt it’s a gud eggskuce fur a cheezmeet!
Duz sownd like it!
Um, but maybee it wud be gud in warmer weathers too?
My wimpiness at teh artic cold… I shows u it!
I has to goes for now… has a holiday fing to get to.
I tries to check in later tonite, otterwise will c u tomorrows, I hopes!
*moe setz daon boks ub jinjer kookyz onna taebl. An anodder velvet-lyned boks wif a braselet ub teenytiny silber kitteh beeds innit.*
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O Madaam Zorba, ai hoepz yew wil aksept meh humbl offerinks, an telz meh mah fortchoonz, plz?
Hello Moe, plz to have a seet!
*luks at moe’s paw*
Oh my… u has bin thru a ruff time!
Teh Mysteries has not been kind to u latelee. But not to worrie! Things always has a way of evening owt. Expeshully for teh gud harted peoples, and I can see (u know I sees all!) that u r one of those. U is one that can appreshate teh blessings amid teh, um, the not-blessings.
I sees perhaps some ups and downs ahed, but Ifinkso teh ups will wins! And I hopes I is here to see that.
aww tenkyew, Madame Zorba. an yewz a gud purrsun tuu! ai shell rememememberz wut yu sed wen fingz iz pleh.
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Teh daonz, dey be pleh, but ups is FTW
Hello Madame Z!!
*krosses deh palm uv madame z wif deh silber*
I kum tu gitting mai forchoon tolled. I haz gibbon u deh toll.
Kin u reelee seeing deh fewchur???? Dat must b berry egg siteing.
oh my cween!
It wud be a honnor to reed for u.
Plz to sit down in this comfy chare.
*luks at cween’s paw*
Hmm…Ifinkso u is meant to ware teh crown! Teh majesty, u has it, wif teh sharpee wit and hoomer, but alsew u takes on much responsibilitee. We is lukky to have u!
U mite consider a minyun. I know there has bin some offurs but this is a deli cat matter and u must consider all aspeckts carefully.
Espeshully in teh coming days of bubblol-mania. U will ackwire noo powers, ifinkso….. and may be needed to use tehm sooner than u think.
Alsew, I see a LOT of travel for u! (big suprise, eh!)
Blessings on u, my cween!
Thank u Madame Zorba!! I haz ben feeling deh need fur a minyun. I had wun fer a wyle, but he didn’t werking owt so well. In fakt, he didn’t werking at awl…. purrhapz i will dueing minyun intervuze.
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Travel u say??? hmmm. I will thinking bowt dat. fur bowt 2 munfz oar so.
: -)
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*Getz up frum big kumfee chair and goez tu dinner.
ooo! tell mine pleez! an tehn kin ai be yore majikull assistent fore mai talint? ai did sum fortunetelling in klass a fyoo weeks ago fore mai grade, and they sed ai had grate karacter.
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pleez an thankyuu?!
ohai kitsunerina!
plz to have a seet.
U will be my last reeding todays.. as Madama Zorba must, um, go to drink martoonies wif frends soon.
*luks at kitsunerina’s paw*
Ah… I see u is a artistick and teh fun loving kitteh!
Dis is a gud combinashun, but can leed to impulsive decishuns!
Sew… when u r choosing hare color.. choose wiselee.
But even more important, defer any tatoo decishuns til teh next day. Ur hares will always grow out.
May teh Mysterries find favor in u!
(We can talks later abowt teh assistant thing, k?)
tee hee… yu sees troolee Madame Zorba… have fun wif yor frends.
Strypee Kitteh sitz
inz Prittee Wun’s hand t3h saym
way hurz didz wenz wuz
Behbee Kitteh. Teh
oanlee diffurrense iz dat
Behbee gawtz biggurr!
Strypee Kitteh lubz
dis purch. Willz oanlee leevz 4
shynee deevyssez
Jack.
Gud wun Jack!! hazn’t seeinged u in a wyle….oar eben two wylez.
: -)
ooo…anudder wun whut luks just liek littlol Rudie-kitteh…*SPLOOOOOORT* (*semi-un-*dead*)
onoes!
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*luks arown fur CCC*
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ai nawt sew gud at dis, but ai tryz.
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hmm, dey sez tu sekyur yursalf befoer halpin odders
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*pullz daon RARG moer fermly*
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skoopity, skoopity skoopity Crapture’z brayns
puts dem bak in hed *plopz*
tuks dem in neetly *patpatpatpat*
sekyoorz hed shut wif Dukky taep *taeptaeptaep*
coberz The Crapture wif a sawft festib blankee wif rayndeerz onnit
gibs Crapture a chokklit armadiller
awlso gibs a inkum taks riternz tu fill owt in kase ub emerjensy
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jus rest fur sumtiemz, an yewl feel moer bedder soon.
tanks!
**ambles back in frum NB, slight scorched but happee**
Ohai ebereeone, iz teh talon, um, tallint show ober?
I meens, teh awdishuns?
Oh hai, parrothead! Yu gabe da mostest wunnerful audition fur us!! Wus full ub awsome an win!
hewwo!
Hewwo!!
yyyeeesssss? Yu rang?
Oh hai, C.rose! Ai bin bizzy makin lols an favriting! I kinda figgerd owt how tu duz de advanc bilder one..kinna sorta!
Dis kitteh almos luk liek butt-wigglol ob doom!
Ai sayd “butt” hee hee
The results of the snorgle study are in. Conclusion: kittehs are kewt!
D.R. *Awl* kittehs are kewt, nawt juz de tineeze wuns…yew knos…
it’z Kitteh hi divin’ prepairingz…
///a dubble bak flipz wid twizt…
I knoze, kthx
He looks azif hes ma twin brutta!
trus meh, meh lolcat haz meltd in meh heart alreddy