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Hay! I never sined a release for this pic!
Release is teh key wurd! Release teh piggies and then luk innocent. Who knows….
Ai finkso we shuld go plai onna See lol down below…dis lol be borked bai teh 200 deemuns.
*SNERK*
YEEOWCH ur all so FAST! ai dunno if i’z cans get a nawt seccund, is so hard!!
*siigh*
iz okai….iz nawt dat eezee tew get a nawt seccund….butt yoo has tew has nawt aownlee teh ablolitee tew see dat dere iz a noo lol, butt awlso teh kwikness…
an donut forget teh clebberness! ; )
Teh clebberness iz much moar important den teh kwikness.
IMHO
ai totallee agreez! elebenty-ten purrcent!
But… but… I tried to be teh clever!
*wobbly lips, leeky eyes*
yoo had teh clebbernesseses…./adn/ teh kwikness!
And you was. Cleverness iz, in fackt, wun uf yer seckret powers. Ifinkso.
kuz onlee sooper heerows, peeps wif disfigyered fases, maskerade viktims, and burglars ware masks…
but yu obveeyuslee fit in teh nawt sekund categoree, lcb.
*channels teh GP, sinse he iz inna pikshur an apparuntlee cannawt commint*
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oh, pfffffft. (whups, exkyoose me pls!)
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LCB, u iz ALWAYZ teh clebber, an u knoes it!
naow u iz fishin foar teh complimentz!
mebbe u shud go readz teh wunz whut r alreddy down beelow? : )
{{{LCB}}}
{{{{LCB}}}} Don wobble!
*stuffs paypurr unner shortest leg to props up LCB*
LCB, I alwais liek to seez u in teh top spot,
cuz I’z neber disapointed.
U maek meh LOL.
Donuts? did u sez donuts?
Krispee Kreme……….
* droolin leik teh Homer simpsun*
Keep trying. Wun dai U will has the win.
OHai, Ai nawt sees U b4. welkumz
Sry kitteh,
Bai entering owr fasilitiees, you agree to be fotograffed.
U aslo agreeh to be paw-printud, videotapd, caviteh surched, defangd, and nootrd at owr discreshun & yr protekshun. Kthxbai.
U iz gubmint?
Wi iz da gubmint & wi iz heer to helpz.
We onwee spy and taek awai ur cibil rights to halp u.
Uh-huh. (she sez nawt beleevin)
Wen u gonna bayle me owt? I haz teh borked finanses an iz waitin awn my chek.
Iz fur ur own gud.
doan be bitter
-mat groening
Iz okay az lowng az yu gibs meh elebenty billion dollar bailout!
Uh-huh. (she sez agin)
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Wii needs teh Charlie Daniels an teh Ted Nugent inna Senate, aifinkso! Dems guies makez teh sense!
Onlee wun ted Nugent sawng goes wif dis web site.
Well I don’t know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they comin’ for me
And I don’t know how they do it
But they sure do it good
I hope they doin’ it for free
They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever …
WRR, iz yu a walkin moosical encyclopedia? Yu knows awl teh wurdz!
**whispurrs** Cut n’ Paste iz ur fren.
O.I.C
it taeks tu lawng tu try and typee awl teh wurdz. Ai could Du it for moast of the sawngs ai post, but is easier to cut and paste
yoo be tawk too mush
Sry.
Ai nawt see teh sign that sez there is a limit awn tawking. Where it iz sew ai can studee it?
Whut?? Huh?? Iz it teh rude troll sneakin in tu our tawks?
Dont u pawlagize fur ennything, rhsb!!! We canz tawlk az much az we wants!
{{{WRr}}}
Nawt tew be lettin tehm gets tew u.
Heer, hazza nekrub. rubrubrubrubrubrubrub
I knoes, 3fk.
Iz hard tew sown sarkastic wif werds onlee.
Wait….theres just a delay between werd arrival and sownd arrival. Ai thinks ai hear that sarcasm floatin down frum KY now!
Shurelee nawt…
Naw sure if her attaks rhsb or 3fk oar me. Nawt kares if it iz meh but momma tawt me to nebber let a laydee be attakked wifout stepping up tu da plate.
srsly? dere’s sine sumwhar saiiin dat dere iz leemit foar tawlkin?
whar iz eet, sew ai can studee eet, den applai mai pointee ends tew eet?
(adn fyer tew, foar dat matturr…)
**swoons**
Note: I wuz swoonin tew WRr.
DK be nyse, but him jaylbate. *wink*
Wut? ai wuz gunna see eef anneting wuz wrong oar sumptin….nuffink elese….butt apparentlee yoo nawt ebben want dat….
*sniff*
An stawp Kawling meh Shirley!
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Stoopy peeps… whai dey no wants tew hab fun makez NO senses tew meh, butt whai dye wants to keeps udder peeps frum habin the funz and funnees, … dats just plane sadd, aifinkxo.
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Happi Purrsday, ebreebodee!!
Aw, DK. Wii lubs u.
{{{DK}}}
Beddur nao?
awww…fank yoo, rhsb…
Ai wuz gonna swoon too, rhsb. You beat me tu it!
Oh well, I’ll swoon anyway
*SWOON*
DK, Aifinkso it is jus U haz tu be growing up a liddlol moar. Ai am sure U can haz teh girlz Ur own age swoons fur U if U traiz.
*sigh* iz teh machuritee dat iz teh problum, aifinkso….
Doan wurree, kiddo.
U gots plenny ov tiem.
yoo can has a gud poynt, rhsb!
dat ai doo…..
Ai noes haow tu googlol teh wurdz. Ai just haz tu members the naems of the sawng.
U kin googlol a frase in teh sawng an come up wif teh full lyriks, tew.
I lubs me sum Googlol!
googlol adn teh copypasta iz ur frendz!
Ai iz from Hoemlandz Sekuritiz.
Homelandz Insekuritee.
as if we needz anee moar halp losin stuff…
Plz to nawt nom teh rodintz, kitteh!
ebberywun singalawng!
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“Heer’s to u – raise a glass foar guinee pigs!
Heer’s to them – beevers, shrews and prairee dogs!
Nootria and weezels and hedgehogs!”
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NO NOMS! NO NOMS!
oh noes!
GP relativs?
o teh huge manatee!!
Ai duzzint seein a manatee.
*hands leeza sum glasses*
I thot that’s hoo u called wehn a GP was in trubble!
*taeks teh glasses bak*
…
Hmmm. Yew mebbe rite afturawl. Sry!
Ohai Miss Leeza! Ai didn’t noeing yoo hab teh pleh sinuses. Izzit getting beddur? Ai hoep so!
I pikked up sooper dooper strenth anti-b aftur werk, and teh flownaze, so shud be ok soon, ifinkso! It wasn’t that it was that bad… it wuz that it wented on for so long!!
how is u?
Does u have ur talint ready for tomorrows?
Hoep it’s awl beddur teh soon!
I was thinking about the talint show on my looooooonnnngg drive home after work today (combine 32 cm of snow with a transit strike – the result is not pretty). I have some ideas! And I’m working at home tomorrow, so I can play!
*O’DK wanders off humming “Evry Bref Yoo Taek” under evry bref seh taeks*
*3FK starts calculating how deep 32cm ob snow iz in inches/feet. Math skillz are pleh and calculation is slow.*
HALP!!!!, ai cannut convert!!!!
Hay, dat’s abowt a fird ob a meter, rite? (1 meter = 100 cm). Adn a meter is jsut ober 3 feets. Ergo, iz abowt a foot.
Wutebber wai yoo calcumalates it, DO NAWT WANT AWL IN WUN DUMP!!!!1!
iz abaowt 2.5 cm purr inch….sew abaowt……*gets owt calcuylayturr*
sumptin aroawnd 12.5 inchus…..
wao…yoo has a fut ob sno? lukkee…
Tanks fur teh math lesson 4.5K and DK! Ai will save mai convertin for anudder day!
And a foot ob snow wud nawt be fun fur me either. Especially since it doesnt snow where ai lib. In fact ai hab not seen any accumushlation since 1993/1994.
U nawt shud bee convertin tu teh reel ijin ob teh Metrikals ontil u deesieds dat u troolee bleef innit. Teh Wurrild bees hyooj eenuf dat is hasin rums fur mennee difrent bleefs an reel ijins – Metrikals, Imp Ear Rials, mennee uvvers awlsow. Convertin bees beri seereeyus ting, rekwierin mushes ob teh thots bfoar maekin a deesiedid.
dey haz snoes in Nawleans tudai. Eberybuddee wuz confoozled. Dey thought da saintz wun teh superbowls
*snerk*
My mahms co-wurker iz stuk in Mississippi cuz teh rodes are clozed, an dat iz neer teh gulf.
**Hollers Souf** “Y’all keep dat nastee stuf down dere, ya heer? Wii DO NAWT WANT it in KY!”
Iz teh fun if ur a kid (SNO DAI!!!) or a skiier – not so mush when yoo has to dribe to wurk! Fortshunatelee, ai can wurk at hoem sebbral dais a week.
Yoo guise must libs in teh souf!
yup….in teh hawt, hyoomid souf…whar eet has nawt reelee snowed sins liek, 1996….adn dat wuz a hyooje snofawl! ai wishes dat wii culd has dat nao…
Ai think that iz the same one ai wuz talkin abowt. But ai thowt wuz 1993 cause ai wuz finishin coolidj (the first tiem round). It wuz akshully classified as a blizzard becaws the wind wuz so fast and the snow so thick. Never thawt ai wud see a blizzard in Georgia but it happened (once).
DK, yoo shud kum to Oddawa fur Winterlude! Yoo wud lub it!
sew ai porobablee wud….
wut’s Winterlude??
Sounds liek something gud…
Ai libs in Souf Dakota, mobed heer frum Norf Dakota. Caturdai hai is s’posed to be -5F/-20C
**shibbers agin, dis tiem at thot of -5F**
Jsut liek heer (Oddawa) todai! Ai akshulee walked for a few minnits from teh car to teh office wifowt mai hat oar mitts on, butt ai wuz waring mai warm winter parkah!
OMG!!!!!
The coldness…. ai cannot think abowt the coldness.
ai has sum cuzinz inn norf dakota…..dey can has lawtz ob sno…
*snerk* sumwun sed butt!
Yas dey can and it usually blows into Mini soda cause der are onlee free oar 4 trees in ND tu catch all teh snoes.
*snert*
*quickly wipes soda off keyboard*
4 trees only? Ai jus dont think ai cud lib without trees! Nawt tu sownd liek a tree hugger or ennything – but ai luvs mai trees!
We lost abowt 100 trees in a storm last may and it just brakes mai hart.
WOW!!! Wif a hunnerd treez u kud reforest awl uv Norf Dakota!!!
Wid enuf left over fur S. Dak, Neb, Kan, Ok and Tex!!!!
Midwest nawt can has trees?
nawt berry menny. Ai lieks it naow. wuznnt sure when we moved from forests of Wisconsin tu ND when Ai was in Jr hai school.
Ohai cween!
we has a few trees still standing. We still has sum trees that are borked.
But ai am NAWT sharin mai remainin trees wit the midwest! Ai hav a selfish!
*ritez wif pensil wif aminlol eraser in
*sekrit dieree.
nawt mannee, DK, unless yew beh in Minnesnowta oar Wiz Kon Sin, liek me.
Ai haz a regional park fur mah backyard, wif a lake en et. 
ai iz frum ai-oh-wah an wee lurned inna skool taht teh midwest iz teh flat beecuz uv big glacierz taht flowed down the middul uv teh continent. an teh glacierz left gud topsoilz. so teh pioneer farmerz sez, “flat? gud dirt? whoo-hoo!” an cut down alla treez.
well, tehy hadda eet sumhaow.
*3fk luks over at cweenmj with big innocent puppy eyes*
Whut yu writtin on that paper, Yur majesty?
I member seein lines ov treez in ND called shelter belts.
Habing awl teh top soil blow awai – Do Not Want.
Ohai 4.5! Yew haz stalking tallentz?
ohai, BDM! Ai been meenin tu tell yu that ai haz an awe of you and yur mathemagical degree!!! Ai am teh pleh at math. Ai am a nervus wreck ackshually. you shud hab seen me when ai tuk Calculus last spring. Nervus breakdown x10. Thank CC its ober now! Ai will stick tu my nonmath based sciences and remain in awe of peeps liek yu!
Noes. Leeza giveded mii a neerwurm!
Tehy see yoo EBREEWARE!!!
iz BB!!!
(frum 1984)
Wun uv deez fingz iz nawt liek teh otters…
I nawt see no otters!
Mebbe dey iz wif teh Huge Manatee?
I duinno, but I heers alot abowt dem heer.
WRr wuz tawlkin abowt teh gui dat wuz ‘pozed tew dig teh hole foar hims howse an sed, “him an teh otters gotted DUI”. Tehy must be drunken otters, aifinkso.
**hazza ponder**
I wunner if teh otters are tainted…
Mite haz to ask SHD abowt dat. o.o?
I nawt gonna do dat!
U do it.
dey all not lik otters, aifinkso
*winks at nightshayde*
drinks and noms to sillybrate
tis the dai befour the dai befour caturday!
Is PURRSDAI! YAY!
Lookit teh purty bloo eyes awn dat kitteh…
aifinsko wun mite even be green? DO WANT!!
Ooooh, wun bloo, wun green….mite be nise.
Ai has wun blu ei, adn teh otter is blu on teh top half n green on teh boddum half (oar izzit teh otter wai arownd?).
Heterochromia – ai has it!
Dat iz teh kewl!
My eies seem tew alturnate between bloo an green, dependin awn wut I’m warin.
Iz wen tehy turns red dat skeers peeplol.
Speshlee wif ur red hares!
Yup, but dat nawt happen 2day.
Co-workers saw happee rhsb an wuz awl lyk, “Wait…wut? Hoo ar u?”
Gud – keep dem on der toeses!
Dats teh bestest part of my job!
“Keep smilin, it maeks peeplul wunner wut u been up to!”
Thx! His name is Yeobo and I rescued him in SouthKorea last year. His eyes change colors all the time.
awww…lukk at doze kyoot bloo eyez…adn teh lukk awn dat kitteh’z faes….
*SPLORT*
Annuder splort. U has tu ware Ur chrg alla tyme.
* sweeps up braynes.
wipes off wiffa bar rag
put back inna hed.
Pull awn 50s style baf cap wif flowers onnit
super glues awn teh CHRG/wdoi (of draguns)
wraps in cheezpeeps $100 towells**
hab some warm milks and the cookies
buttz, buttz….ai did! ai had CHRG frum mai lazzt splort!
i can has a confuzzle?
Apparentlee, yew wuz givin a defektiv CHRG aftur teh last splort.
Teh HORRORZ!!!
I donut agwee.
I fink drastick meshoors are needed in DK’s case.
Lyk ducky taep OBER teh eies sew hims kannot see teh kyoot.
Dat’s wai Ai supper glood teh chrg to teh baf cap dis tyme.
Smart proacktiv moov, WRr.
Otay, guise, he’s nawt luking. Attak NAOW!!! He shal be no match fur owr piggeh ninja skilz!
ninja piggehs… LOLZ!
I alwais feel liek
sumbuddy’s wachin meh…
An I has no privasee.
Rockwell, FTW!
Private eyez, ar watching you
dey see yur ebery move, babbeh!
Hall & Oaties FTW!
I knoes dat wun, tew!
Hall an Oates, FTW!
U guies has teh bestest tayste im musick! U be gibbin me flashbaks tew my ohai skool daze.
Mine tew! Teh memries…I haz dem!
Ohai, rhsb, duz yew be remembrin years by the sawngs tat were plaiyed? Ai certainly do!
Just abowt.
I remember my fren in ohai skool had Hall an Oates poster awn hur bedroom wall. Wun day, wii wuz eetin dark choklit candee bars whiel layin awn teh bed wif owr feets an legs onna wall, an gots teh gigglols whiel starin at dat postur.
Ai remember Hallin Otz mainly frum Flashdance. Obcurse, ai noes awl ther sawngs- but specially She’z a Maniac…Maniac…On teh floor…! Ai luvd Flashdance!
wuz big fan uv “footloose”, maiself.
gotta cut loose
footloose
Mennee sawngs will trigger memrees foar me.
Lyk today, I wuz lissenin tew Bob Seeger’s “You’ll Accomp’ny Me” an thot of ohai-skool boifren. Himz teh wun hoo innerdoosed me tew Bob an him sed dat sawng wuz tew me.
Some sawngs I still cannot lissen tew wifowt eies leekin. Sumtymes dat gud, sumtymes nawt so grate ackshully.
Kick off the Sundai shues
*earworm*
Futloos is a movie ai watched dozens and dozens ob tiems when ai wuz of ohaiskool age.
My cuzzin an I halped wun of my unklols werk in tobakko wun Summer. Wii sang Footloose sowndtrak whiel sittin tobakko!
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Hay, u gotsta ennertayne urself SUMHAO!
She works hard for the money,
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
so u better treat her right.
Anudder wun ob them footloos sawngs!
Werkin in teh tobakko wuz hard werk. Got wun ov the worstest sunburns evar taht week. Do nawt want agin.
Wut abowt “Maneater” by Hall & Oates? I told my fren hur shudda played dat insted of weddin march when hur walked down teh eisle. **ebil grin**
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
what is happening?
Ohai, {{{{{{ red}}}}}} ai rite yu emayo ?yestdy? den se yu nawt has knekshun. wuz abowt haow tu instawl yur rowtur.
Ohai, Olive!
I wuz wunnerin who dat wuz! R u related tew faymus skater? *winks*
My unklol iz gonna be heer Krissmiss Eve. Him alreddy knows him haz job.
*forgotted tew add*
My Unklol iz beeg tekno-geek who has werked foar IBM foar yeers. Him knows hiz stuffs.
Fanks for emayo! I mite look at teh magazeen teh next tiem I go to teh stoar.
Saturday morning serials chapters 1 through 15,
Fly paper, penny loafers, Lucky Strike Green.
Flat tops, sock hops, Studebaker, Pepsi Please,
Ahh, do you remember these?
Cigar Bands, on your hand, your daddy’s socks rolled down.
Sticks, snow floats and aviator caps with flaps that button down.
Movie stars on Dixie Cup tops, and knickers to your knees,
Ahh, do you remember these?
OMCC!!!!
Iz teh Statlol Brudders!
Ai lieks dis 1 tu…diffrun bros.
He turned thirty-five last Sunday
In his hair he found some gray
But he still ain’t changed his lifestyle
He likes it better the old way
So he grows a little garden in the back yard by the fence
He’s consuming what he’s growing nowadays in self defense
He get’s out there in the twilight zone
Sometimes when it just don’t make no sense
Yup, I wuz lissenin tew dat wun teh uthur day.
iz liek Big Brother frum teh book 1984, aifinkso!
Evry breth u take…
Evry move u make…
evry singul day
evry gayme u plays
ai’ll be watchin u!
“wut? yoo can aktchualee turn teh teleskreen /AWFF/??”
i persunallee snikkerred everee taim ai red ‘inkstik’… but dat buk wuz nawt gud fore mai depresshun- i tells yu… nawt gud at awl…
ooooh…..iz stalker sawng….
Ai didn do it! U cant pruv ennything
Oh, dam….yes u can.
Umm…. enny wun noes a gud lolyer?
Mayhap a cattorney?
Johnny Cochran kitteh habs bean known to cums bak frum teh ded, on occassion.
How mush does ai hab tu pay? Ai haz 10 gushiefuds and 4 cheezburgers. Dat enuff?
Iz himz Elvis’ lolyer nao?
Yesh, dey r doin teh Jailhows Rock now.
Bustin beeg roks into liddlul wuns?
PinnyGig conbenshun. Aiz de facilitator adn guard.
uh huh. u facili-taystes, maybee? ; )
ummm – ai hadded erlie supper. Itwaz chicken & dumplinz soup. Warmz de tummie. Getin ready 4 de big chill. Ai’m duing de snow dansez sos ai cans werk from hoem Munday (ai hopez). Fixin stew Caturdai and chili on Sundai. Wif plenty uv hot chokkolate thru weekendz. YEA.
Can ai come tu yur hows fur teh weekend? Ai lieks yur menu better tan mine!
Mmmmm, chili. Yoo R inspiring me to maek sum dis weekend!
I can has ur interventshuns, plz?
Does u has tallints?
Fr’instance, can u…
-– Dance like a dreamsicle?
-– Recite poetry wif live chikkens on ur hed?
–- Suck up to teh judges?
U cans? Prove it! On Friday, December 12 — that’s tomorrow to u — we will be havening auditions for teh ICHC Can Has Tallint Show at teh JCH4K Amphitheatre. U will be givened a number and when ur number is called (or when u feels like it) u get up on whut’s left of teh stage and does ur thing. Due to teh low-techniclol conditions, u will has to describe to us ur act as u is acting it. Members of teh Cheezland Dysharmonic Orchestrar will be there to accompinny u musically if u needs. So get ur costumes reddy, rehearse ur musics, and make sure ur insurances is paid up.
Auditions will begin at teh 3rd pic of teh day:
6am Cheez Time
9am US West Coast
10am US Mountain Coast
11am US Central Coast
12pm US East Coast
5pm TTI Coast
6pm Rest of Yerp Coast
U gets the idear?
Cheezpeeps has been camping out outside teh JCH4K Amphtheatre for days now, so we expect teh auditions to run all day and mabye over several pictures. If u can’t be there at teh beginning, u can join in later in teh day for ur audition.
This should provide minnits of enteratainments! Thx and let’s be tallinted out there.
(LCB, ur annowncmints r teh funnee! “minnits uv entertainments” LOL!)
Yew made me laff, LCB. Dat’s a lawt uv coastses!
Teh troo meshue ov kitteh’s charakter iz wat hims duz wen nobody’s wachin.
Then how does u know what kitteh is doin if u is not teh watchin?
Sekuritee kamraz…
But… but… somebuddy’s watchin teh picture from teh security camras, rite?
Taht’s wut tehy want yoo to thnik.
Hmmmm.
*grabs extry-large dollar-sine bag and map of local establishments wif security camras*
BRB
donut forget to go to teh pawnshop whut parrothed waz visitin urlee-er!
LCB…u mite wanna fink bout turnin ur lites off before u go.
U kno – to saves teh energy.
maybee u shud send in ur phlonquais first.
justincase.
Dat wud be a gud naem fur a phlonquais. JustinCase.
*nod*
suddenlee, ebberywun’s an expurt! ; )
Awl dat iz necessary fur evil to triumph, iz fur gud peeps to do sits on dere butts watchin teh cameras.
*snort!*
iz beree troo! iff nawt foar dem……..*leebs teh obviyuss unsed*
ebil will always triumph, ‘cuz gud is dum
Purrrrrhaps yew shud asking Mr Schroedinger.
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Or mebbe nawt.
Faith, LCB…oh wate, we’z tawkin bout kittehs…nebermind.
a littlol thing called “evidense”. sumtymes sirkumstanshul.
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kittehs nawt sew gud at cleening up after tehmslefs, aifinkso.
Butts r experts at maekin it luk liek teh goggie didz it.
*snerk* yoo sed butts…
Pinny gigs are puttin dere heds 2gedder…
“Okay guies, heers wut we do. Whiel he’s luukin at teh sekuritee camra dats nawt attached tew ennyving, wii attack himz toesies!”
GMTA!
MacGyver kitteh iz bout to bork ur kamara in 3…2..1
*Cue moosic that insinyuates danger*
McGyver kitteh pulls owt one piece of silly string, one dongle, 2 tops off of gushiefuds, 3 M&Ms, and one cheezpeep map. Kitteh wurks as fast as possumbil without opposable thumbs and in 3,2,1….
kamara be borked!
Awl evidence removed!
And McGyver kitteh savs teh day!
*damsels in disdress swoon*
…and Pinney Gigs run fur dere lives!
Oh noes teh swoon.
**Gits teh fibbylators reddeye**
U has a hardattak?!
*rubs paddlols tugedder to warms tehm up*
U needz Tu has a Zot?
a zotting! a zotting! *klapps handz in antisipayshun*
ooh, MacGyver!
*fans furiously*
*swoon*
Annuder swoon.
Gammacat. GammaCat!
**Gits teh fibbylators reddeye**
U has a hardattak?!
*rubs paddlols tugedder to warms tehm up*
U needz Tu has a Zot?
CLEARS!!
*ZOT 3fk ZOT gammacat*
Iz beddur?
Yur fibbylattor haz left burn marks on my place where u fibbrylated.
Call teh firemens for treatin teh burns! and send me tu teh NB
ochie!
all bettah now! reawwy!
ochie ochie ochie
*trys not to think of MacGyver or Jack ONeal*
Oooooooooh….Aigoes to sleepiz ebery nite tinking abot Jack ONeal….
Sweet dreams….
Dose Pinney Gigs r lukin round liek dere used to b 4 ov dem.
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Bettah gibs teh survailance tape to teh CSI peeps.
Vegas, Florida or New York?
I lykes teh New York wun teh best…
Its cute. Funny too!
Thx! Took that picture~
Babysittin, it not eesy job…
Anom!
Ohhhhhhhh.♪
Has u seen teh liddle piggees
skwrimin in teh dirts…
An foar awl teh liddle piggees
Lief is gittin wurse
Lots of liddle hongree kittehs
droolin at choo ♪
Get out kitteh. NO NOMS FOR YOU!
Kitteh needs to birng can of blak spary pante nest time!
…but Schrodinger said there’d only be two
So cute!
Not to worry kitteh.
Teh sekoorites is alredi sploded.
Yew kyoot got transmited by teh CCTV.
hahahaha Lol so cute
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(*.*) Haha! I give you A+++++++++!
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