Want To Get Your LOLMart.com Stuff By Dec 25? Order By Dec 18
The holidays are quickly approaching, and the number of shopping days that you have left are very limited. Why deal with the crowds when you can buy all of your holiday gifts at LOLMart.com?
Buy your friend a Happy Cat shirt, send your mom some ICHC word magnets, or even surprise your cat with a gift (every kitteh wants an ICHC logo shirt to strut around in or just sit on).
If you want your LOLMart.com order by December 25, your order needs to be placed by 2pm (CST) on Thursday, December 18 using Standard Shipping (for US orders).
If you’re a total procrastinator, you can order up until 2pm (CST) on December 23 and use UPS Next Day Air to get your order there by December 25.
For our international friends, you can still get your order by December 25 if you use UPS Worldwide Expedited and order by 2 pm (CST) on December 18.
Happy Shopping!
I can haz pwesent?
Yu can haz trhree
Yes, Santa Kitteh will leafs it in yer shue.
um.. fanks k nawt diz tyme….
dis not real lol!!
ANOM!
Noe butt Ai gess teh peepz wif teh meshed up faysis iz spose tew make us LOL out lowde…..
OMG dat ‘Santa’ luks CWEEPY!
Haha. It’s funny how the promotions are always rated so low.
I can has 2009 calendar plz?
Yoo Hoo….shuffles feet in da dirt…waits an waits.
Helllooooooooo in thaer!!!!!
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*mj kuz a running.
*skreechez tu a stop at kk4z feetz.
Ooops. sry bowt stepping on yer toez!!
oar i kud KUMZ a-running. stooopee finnerz not wek sew gud tu nite., It b kinda kold heer. down in deh low 40z owtside and not much bedderer inside.
ohai!
I thot I’d check in before beds.
And teh number of commints was… guess.
Ur rite!
Zactly 200.
I don’t know HOW I duz it.
Yu iz majikal, aifinkso!! Iz cold ware yu iz, leeza-b?
no, it snot!!
really warm ackshully. bout 60º.
big time rains.. which we needs.. and warm.
I herd it was snowing in teksas tho!
dey sed wuz snow bout 90 milez norf uf us….. tu klose if u ask mii. Wii gotz rain last nite and wind awl nite and tuday tu. but tumorrow bak intu deh 60s and sunshine. : -)
we be habzing snowses last night in texas! it didn’t stick *sad face* but it waz fun while it lasted.
o ai knoez hao dat iz…heer in GA, teh sno /nebbur/ stikz tew teh grawnd….
adn awn dat noet, ai goez tew bed….
bai!
Wair in texis u b, Fluffy Tail?? I b in Corpus Christi.
itz almost krissmuss!
60 is TOO WARM for krissmus.
I saw LCB is having audations Friday.
Did she say when teh show will be?
I think deh 6am ICHC lol.
six in ohawaii time?
I ment teh real show!
If this is teh audations, then the real show is later, rite?
Or maybe I has this rong…
i wouldn’t be surprized if LCB stole teh show…
Snert!
*pounces awn Leeza-b*
{{{leeza-b}}}
*0of*
datz ok. u b heer now. {{leeza}}
Hav sum rum
oar vodka
oar takeela
oar….wut els wuz it wii had???
I fergitz.
Oh, ya. wii gotz firemenz adn kowboiz and Pi ratz.
I b watching deh Pi ratz dans.
kk4 luuks obber from comfy barstool…we gawts pirates, cowboys in blak hats, fyremens, tekillya, vodka, rum, an..um, well nawt need nuffin else ceptin yoo, West River!!
we mite get snow!!!!!!!!! dis weekend!
U had pirates?
Wiffout me???
*runs to put on piratey wench outfit justincase*
Teh pi rite captainz iz still ober der at teh barz.
Deh pi ratz b dansing…… kinda like deh conga ratz. …. only wif differnt kostoomz.
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Now i dey b dansing on deh bar….
oh musket!
I has to go to beds.
Nite all…
LOLZ, mai eyes, ai nawt ebben notisd dat!!!
Waz dawn tew da 10s F heer erlyer
Owchee, mai toeses!! *Wipes da dust frum eyes* We purrty fast, aint weh?
*WRr comes a running, pounces awn KK4 adn cween. *
{{{{kk4 & Cween}}}}
Ohai!
*kk4 qwiklee recovers, headbats WRr* How yu doin tonite, mai frend?
Ai iz gud tunite. Deer iz enuf fyremans, kowbois and pie rats?
nope… teh pi is running low…. onlee three left.
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*debates hao much trubble teh pipult will kaws*
Oh hai!! iz u a pi rat? oar a firemanz? oar a kow boi?
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moar importantly, duz u dans??????
Ai can holdz U and pretend 2 dans. Ai iz para mediclol 2 nite.
Oh mai sweet CC, yu is paramediclol??? *kk4 swoons, suddenlee needs medical attenshun*
holds u and pretend 2 dans?
I fink that’s called “slow dansing”.
Or if yu kin dans, we kin fine a place fur yu, ai is sure!! But, yu kin sing tu us, an ai liek dat bery much!!!! Yu gawt da bestest sawngs frum mai old albums…yu always welcome, an we nawt make yu dans…but, kin yu ware cowboi hat dat is blak? Jes askin, ob corse…….
Putz awn 10 gallun blak cow boi hatz
grab guitar
I’m an Indian outlaw
Half Cherokee and Choctaw
My baby she’s a Chippewa
She’s one of a kind
All my friends call me Bear Claw
The Village Chieftain is my paw-paw
He gets his orders from my maw-maw
She makes him walk the line
You can find me in my wigwam
I’ll be beatin’ on my tom-tom
Pull out the pipe and smoke you some
Hey and pass it around
*kk4 swoons*….an yoo parymedic too? *Falls on floor in a puddle, weekly calls fur parymedics tu halp hur*
ohay kk!
Here is teh record playr I was thinkin of!
w w w.crosleyradio.com/Turntables.aspx
Oooh noes.
U brefs? U hazza hardattak?
Ai can Shoks U?
*grabs teh shockee pads**
Clears
ooh! a zotting! I luv to zot peepl! kin ai halp?
Okai, Ai hollers Zot adn U can zot herz.
Redd eye?
ZOT!!
*unwillinglee, thinks ov Gypsees Tramps and Theeves*
Oh noes!
*holds hed*
♪ ♪I was born in the wagon of a travellin show
My mama used to dance for the money theyd throw
Papa would do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of doctor good
Chorus♫ ♫
Gypsys, tramps, and thieves
Wed hear it from the people of the town
Theyd call us gypsys, tramps, and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down…
noooooooooooooooo!!!!
)
(i ownd taht album wen i wuz bowt eleben yeerz old.
Gypsees & Tramps & Theevez
O Mai?
Oh kk * put up invidshule shill an da water neber gits on CCR* yu comd heer an ai jus want tu gib yu present. *takes owt box rapped en red paper and gibs et tu KK4-laffs as she sees it sum old couch vinyl cobbers* Sumbodee jus frowed dem away fur noe reesin. heehee
dats a nice regifting, CCR
and tew add tew teh pilol ob gifts ai haz a nice, cd ob lawrinse welk
anna wun anna tew
it wuz dat or barrie manilol……….. ai thot yew wud laik lawrinse beddar!
Ai Take da lawrinse welk ani day ober mininlow. Hee freek mi owt(minnielow)
Ooooo, bubblolz eberyware!!
*hmmph* Gibs C.rose present in return. Heer is bald man chia-pet…yu kin put hims on windowsill an harvest da herbal hairs off his hed fur yur cookings wif yur manicure scissors….nawt tu worries if it nawt wurk, yu hab a yeer supply ub dem!!!
OH fanx yu kk4 ai luv dem!! Dey luuk lik mai huzbin and nao ai can yoose sharp instirmint on hem….heehee but moss ub awl…truce..yu win
AND THEY’RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HAHAHA!
soree…ai has teh eerwurm…..
adn nawt teh sane…
okaiz…ai has tew goe tew bed nao….
g’nite adn CC bless awl ob ya’ll!
bai!
bai DK be gud.*tuck big fwuffy blanket rond DK and turn on nite lite.
*psst, is dat teh roy rogers nite lite?*
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{JK}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}Yay!! Yes is roy rogers wun an pways “Happy Trails tu yu, until we meet agin….Happy Trails tu you… putz yung man to sweepy.
Halp mai commitz gitten nomed ai fink..am ai heer nao?
I seez u. wp b on deh ram page agin.
oh fanx yu cmj, Ai wuz doin soe gud den fourgot nawt tu use exclamation points or smiley fais’s. Ai use sum an noe problmms den BAM eetin mai commitz. Soe how yu?
Ohai! N E bodee heer?
Hai BDM ai stil heer. Wat nu?
Nawt mush… still finishin seme ster an wishin ai waz dun. Stoopy intertoobs messin wif meh tewday. PLEH… and ai haz probably missed Ebrebebodee!
oh hai….
kumpooterz b meen and ebil sum dayz.
Diz beh won ub dem fur meh… WRr and ai am tawking down fred…
I b heer….wuz gone fur a bit……. just rebooted after downloading updatez..
I be in an out. wurks hasta cum nawt sekkund.
gotta pay yr dues if you wanna sing da bloos, and you know, it don’t come eeezy
Ai unnderstanz… *sigh* Ai seem tew beh dewin dis a lawt latelee.. IAi cumz tew plai tew laet.
*tippytoetippietoe…*
*tinytendrilztaptehcweenon da oposite shoulder frum teh tendrilz*
*cween lukz in wrong direkshun, sieze nufing*
teehee! twikked you!
*tendrilz, tickledpinq, trip of to the sleeeeeeeepytime…*
*Runz after deh ten drillz uv doom.
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Heer, haz a nice cuppa sleepytiyme tea.
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ya, itz spozed tu smell like dat.
itz deh herbz.
*snerk*
Stoopy intertoobs…
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still heerz?
Ai iz BDM, U haz teh cold and snoes?
Ai haz da cold an snoes, yesh. Wii haded 7 de grees dis morning awn da F scale, an dere was abouts 4 inshes ub snoes yesheterdai. Haz been cleended up purrty gud, doh.
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Hao bout yew, WRr?
We hadded about 4 inches of snoes Monday night. It was above freezing today. Supposed to get cold again over the weekend.
Dat nawt tew bad, den… awltho da freezin after da melties can beh sastee.
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Sew, yew werks nites?
sastee = nastee
Buddy Kitteh is demandin dats ai spend some snorgle tyme wif him before ai sleeps… haz a gud nyte. Hopes tew tawlk moor soon!
good nite ………..
Did yu go nitey nite JK?
…….. krikkitz chirping……
Enneebuddee owt dere???????????
*Waves paws at cweenmj. *
OBER HERE.
Ai still be heer
*powncez on WRR!*
*runz away toward bedruum*
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I going tu bed. sleepytimez fur mii, noaw.
yay! i’m glad yore heer! i wuz wurried yoo thot no wun wanted to play wif yoo so yoo wented away. i seed yoo haz a profile, an sended yoo a frend rekwest!
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i lives in suvvern aridZona. sumtimes, bowt wunse a yeer, we haz sno, but it hardly ever stikks. but in jan 07 we had like 4 INCHES!! an it stikked A:: NIET!! an teh next day eben!! an teh bridjes wuz all frozed, so teh skools didn’t open till noon. wich wuz dum, wuts teh poynt ob habin skool at all on a day liek taht, , so i just keeped my boiz home to play in teh snow all day
ahem. stoopy WP. dis goze to FluffyTailedKittehsAuntie. Way up teh thred.
aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh!
Oh Lunarmommee!! u b using deh ebil smilee faisez…WP b nommming dem up . U gotta say fingz like *smilee fais* insted uv putting in deh fais. Stoopee WP!!!!
*Sendz dansing pi ratz tu escort Leeza tu hur bed.
G/nite sweety. {{{{leeza}}}}
I still heer. How u b?
stoopee weird pretzel, keepz telling mii deh b dueing server maint and nomming mai commintz and spitting dem owt at deh bottum uv deh fred….pleh.
Dum ad I wis dey not do dis