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I is a STAR!
well, lettuce hear frum teh judges nawt-second. Simon, wut do yew say?
ah thot it wa’ grotesque
not really, jus jokin!
u want drink n danse?
i can has join youse guyz? I had 2 finals today and needs to has a ralaxing times…
hai! welkom! anywun can play, just jump right in, don’t wurry if sumtimes it takes peeples a fyoo minits to notice yoo, no invitayshun necessary! welkom to cheezland an have fun!!
hope yoo did gud on yor finals!
(speshuly sumtimes peeples might not notice yoo if iz getting late an all teh akshun iz down at teh bottom ob teh thred)
Oh hai Fluffy Tail!!! Welkum tu deh Cheezland!!!
u kin kumz and playing enneetime!!
shoor! nawt beez needin tew ask..juss jump awn inn!
Oh hai, FTKA!!! Welcom tu dis hapee place full ub fun and happiness!!! Ai soree ai nawt seen yu sooner, sumtimes we git bizzy all over da place on the thred. Pleez tu join us wif relaxing times and da bestest peeples in da world!
*offers FTKA drinkee, big slice ub cheezcake, and danses wif her*
All ar drinkees is pertend, so der no alcholhol, no calorees in any ub da fuuds eether!
Hai FTKA- welkom tu dis wunnerful pwace!! Hab fun an join en da cwazziness.
oh thankee eberyones… i think i did goods on mai finals… i still have three moar one tomorrow one friday and one monday… they won’t be too hard i’m hopings. *takes KK4’s offered drink, cheezcake and dances* hope youse all doing gud… i hasn’t been on in a while…
speekin ob nawt secund, congratschoolayshunz awn teh nawt secund, LCB!
O, sry. Simon cant’ judge rite now. He is tied up at teh moment.
Gagged, too.
mmmrrmmmphhh !!! mrrpmmmphhh!! mrmmphatheticmm mmmfffyewputmmff mmmtehmfmfmm mmmdumbmmff in mmmmfffstardommmfff
Simon, if I unties u, does u promise not to criticize my knots?
Yes, ai promises …. knot!
Kinkee…….
*enjoi-in da side shoe*
He should be!
Hallo LCB! How u bin?
O hai! I is teh doin’ ok. How u is? Whare u been? Did u bring me a present?
Answer teh last question first. kthxgimme
Ur present is mai presence. hee hee. I bin busy, which i shud be nao, but it was sew klose tu 2:00 cheeztyme i had tu see teh next pikshur. i am trying to kuk din dins an cheez chat at teh same tyme. there may be firmenz in mai fyootchur…
shhhh…nawt tew sai dat tew lawd…..
U needs halps wif teh cooking?
wut r u kookin, smacky?
I’z kawlingk it “Indian hell tacos” because I has teh grownded beefs (nawt bery indian, sins tehy duzzint eet cows) an naan (bekuz i hez noe tack shellz oar torteeyas evver)
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It’s a recipee me an’ teh huzbin are making up as we go.
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This is normally hao we kuks dinnur.
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Oh. an saffron rice, tu.
I LURVES teh naan and teh saffron rice.
*knocks on smacky’s door, brings brownies for dessert*
*shiftee eyes*
*fowlowz intew haws*
mmm…saffron rice!
tehr muss be warnings. teh saffron rice is nawt maed tu a recipe. ai jus frowed sum saffron intu teh rice kooker an pressed teh kuk buttin.
Fanks foar teh brownies. as sun as teh rice is dun we kin eet!
Ifn u see fyremens, plz tew be sendin tehm tew me, az I iz STILL stuk in sweetpea’s pit!
Teh fyremens wuz awn dere way last nite, but dey wuz comin frum Texis.
yur steel daown dere??
yoo shore yoo nawt wadnt meh tew pull yoo awt ob dere??
(btw, yur bloo naem iz nawt bloo anemoar…)
I kno. I had enuff trubblol gettin awn heer.
Teh inntertoobs iz borked, aifinkso.
Dis bettur?
wuz nawt badd ting…ai wuz juss wunnerin wai yur naem wuz nawt bloo…
tew git bak tew wut ai wuz sayin eerlierr…duz yoo need halp gettin awt ob teh trapdoor area?
Nah, iz kinda nice akshully.
I gots awl sorts ov cubbers. I can jes curl up inna middlol ov tehm an goes tew sleeps – hopefully.
Ai gotz tew get chew annodder inflatabible fyrmanz?
And verii Qte, tu.
i sew purty!
yesh! the kyootist wittle kitteh evar! *splort*
furitz 2 put on mah CHRG… uh oh!
eek r_c!
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were is teh CCC?
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itz nawt heer in teh kitchen wif mee!
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halp! halp!
*tries tu gavver brains wif bare hands and hoeping none getz mixed in wif dinner which is kuuking awn teh stove*
mahm! wuts fore dinner? ar we havin branes agen? yu noe ai dont like branes… tehy taste like soggee chikken!
hold awn, rainbow!!! ai’s comming….
weeeewooooweeeewoooo*skreeeeech*
cccpulls up bai rainbow_cupcakes
skuupee up awla braynz
put dem inna colinder an wash dem wif carbonatid waddur tu remuubing impuriteez…washeewasheewashee
putting awl teh braynz bak in rc’s hed
nau wee apply teh CHRG and use super strong color change dukee taype
*quakquakquak*
nau you jess sit rite heer awn teh splort recubberee couch till yu feel beddur
ai will rap yu up in dis floofee fresh from teh dryer warm blaynkeewif krissmiss kittehs awn it an ai gibs yu hawt choklit tu sip…feel beddur?
rainbow, is dere grownded beef in ur hed nao? mai skillet luks nawt as ful as b4… duz ur skull feel tu full?
Kitteh needs snorgles. Aifinkso.
**gets in line behind WRr**
*jumpz intew lien*
o boi!
me too!
yew was forf, nawt tew… and ai be fif
Ai iz byootimus!
ez! u r!
A is for adorable
B is for byootimus
C is for cute
D is for… darlin!
E is for elegint
F is for floofie
G is for goregous
H is for hevenlee
I…
I is for Iridescent
J is for Jewelled
K is for Kweenlee
L…
L iz fur Lushshus
M iz fur Magnifiscent
N iz fur Nawty
O iz fur Opalescent
P…
P iz fur purrty
Q iz fur qwality
R iz fur ravishing
S iz fur scandelus
T,,,,,
P iz fur Pearlz
Q iz fur Quiet plz
R iz fur Radiant
S is fur sinctilating
T…
T iz fur Tastee (u haz a flavor!)
U uz fur Unbeleevably beautimous
V …
V iz fur Vulupshoe-us
W iz fur Wunnermus
X iz fur Xtremely Stunning
Y iz fur Yesh – yew iz teh prettiest
Z iz fur Zesty
ohai romeow
i tryed 2 plays dis game, butt wierd pretzel eeted my post.
I hates wen dat happens.
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U r teh bestest riter!!!
I lub ur story!
Full to teh brim wif WIN & AWSUM!!!
SMILOL!
yah, smilol! u r on teh interwebs!
Cheezy kitteh is cheezy!
as lawng as she didnt just let wun rip- i think ile be okay wif teh cheezyness.
Ai feel purty, ai feel purty anna bright!
Adn ai pitty enny gurl who isnt me tunite.
West Side Storee ref, FTW!
Should be
Ai feel purr-ty?? instead?
Jes speekin fur meh, ai fells purr-ty purty tunite!! *tries on hats, danses*
♪ Pretty kitteh, walking down the street
Pretty kitteh, the kind I like to meet
Pretty kitteh
I don’t believe you, you’re not the truth
No one could look as good as you
Mercy ♫
I jes gotted teh shibbers….
Shibbered Ur timbers ai hoepz.
* heads tu NB *
Rite behind u……
Ohmigod! Dat is da happiest-lookin’ kitteh I evah did see!
U otta be in pikshurs!
O wate…..u are…
wen u r a bebe, ennywayz…
Ohai cheezpeepz. I can haz ur attenshun? Ai nu her but lookin long tiem, usualle at werk nune tiem 4 stress relaxez. Ai has speshul Katmus prezentz 4 all cheezepeepz after beggin a boon from cweenmj. Hopez y’all like dem. Ai jus want to gib everywun a cuppla webby sites u can goez to anytime of year. Iz de site for our forest & volcano – Mount St. Helens.
w w w.fs.fed.us/gpnf/ (dis be the whole forest site)
w w w.fs.fed.us/gpnf/mshnvm/ (dis be the Mount St. Helens National Volcanic Monument – mshnvm)
w w w.fs.fed.us/gpnf/volcanocams/msh/ (dis be the Katmus present – 2 volcanocams-one classic [de old one], and HD [hi-def])
She bees hidin much at dis tiem of year, but sum dayz be bery clear and u canz sees her relly gud. Sum partz of de werld be wake when wi be sleepin & volcanocams be dark, so beware–cameraz donut be borked. Sum dayz be rainy or foggy and u no can sees the mountain, just rain dropz. Las year wi had 30 feet of sno at the Johnston Ridge Observatory visitor center (5 milez frum the crater) and it was completely covered, including de cameraz! Took dayz and dayz to dig out roads and building. Be shur 2 check out archive linky (luk 4 pichure uv da “mutant fly”) and all de other info on olive de webby links—lotsa gud info. So—enjoy luking wheneber u getz a chance and comez to visit if ur inna neih… area.
Merry Katmus 2 all and 2 all a gud nite.
ohai again onlee kitteh! sumdae soon, u shud be onna cheezpeep map aifinkso, no? u can emayo to teh cweenmj an shee will puts u onnit!
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ai tole mai husbin about teh cheezpeep whut werks foar the MSH Forrest Serviss, an ai sez, “cheezpeeps iz EBBEREEWARE!!!” ; )
ohai tessm! Ai alreade onna cheezpeep map. Cweenmj putted me on b4 de mapz borked. Yep – cheezpeeps is ebbereeware.
Ai replied b4, but it eated my commint. Ai iz onna cheezpeep map b4 it borked. Yep – cheezepeepz be ebereeware
Ohai tessm! Ai alreade onna cheezpeepz map. Cweenmj added me b4 it borked. Thanksbai.
izit safety? ai heerd ub dis mountain ana half went >whooomph< and wuz gurn.
ohai kittyboocat! Yes – it bez safe. Shez been quiet 4 long teim. Onle sumtimez her gives steam but no big >whooomphz<. When she went inna 1980, top third went round de werld – well almoss – at least as far as east coast. Most tho juss wented in state of Washington. Bery impresive areas round the mountain – treez down like matchstickz.
and da kitteh is tellin us allllllllllllllllll about its!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I’m a wallpaperz!”
iz nawwt wallpaperz….iz bein alterred, aifinkso…
*gasp* iz Photoshopped!!!
weel, u kant maek it enny kyooter den it iz awlreddee.
U can’t improob on purrfection.
troo, but yu kan alweyz add a santy hat.
Nise embellishment, kitsunerina!
**whaks DK on bak ov teh hed**
U KNO bettur tahn tew say dat heer!
woop!
ai sawree….
*hangs hed, slinkz alawng floor tew cornur*
Im a car pet!!! *vroom vroom*
Ima nawt a dogma
Dogma an Dogpaw kettel hab nudder big adbenture wif da city folks!!
I’m reddy foar my cloze-up, Mr DeMille!
I is big. Itz teh lolcats that gotted small.
*sings*
Ebbryone noes its Butters!
Dat’s meh!!
Oh, hamburgers.
Ai onlee won dat watchis South Park?
Gess so. I donut.
Iz bery funneh, rhsb. Chek it owt sumtiem!!!
I duzzint noe taht, but wen ai saw “Butters” i fot it wuz a SP refrenz.
Ai lub South Park, is da win fur funneh!! Ai wuldnt let mai son watch it wen he wuz yunger…nao ai watches it all da tiem! Ai tells mai son, him laffs bout it…is nawt fur da young ones!!!
Mah huzbin sez owr liddul gurl kint watching South Park until sheez twenny. Mebbe furtee.
I’z awl dat anna bag ov cheezburgers.
Iz dere ennyfing awn teh CCC dat will halp me sleep tonite?
I nawt get tew sleeps until aftur midnite an woked up at 3:40 an culd nawt get bak tew sleeps. I been awaek ebber sinse.
I iz nawt purty site – teh bags unner my eies has dark sirklols.
Heer, taeks an Ambien and hab a glass ov wine.
U sleep liek a kitten.
Hay romeow, rember that lollabye we singed that time? U think that might halp?
I can play a soothing drum solo.
We hads better b careful. Between teh Ambien, teh wine, teh lullaby, and teh drum solo, we mites put her owt fur gud – or at leest she’ll wish she waz.
Well, in that case in teh morning we’ll just sing teh lolabye backwards! Duh!
(click my name to see the lolabye)
Dat wuz awsum!
LCB, U still haz summa dat cheezy pi?
**eers perk up**
Cheezy pi? Sowns innerestin. I lubs me sum cheez.
Teh cheezburger pie is a little stale and a little, well, green. But go on and halp urself!
no… dat wuz beyond awsum… dat wuz ower LCB! iffn ai wuz haff as awsum as lcb, we kood start a comedee rooteen an get moocho bukks!
U guise is teh too kind.
This song was tag-team rited by me and:
kitkay
mary O’Spockn
Romeow
yippee!!!
I_dans_dans_dans
cSmall
an sheze humbull to!
but never feer, kuz those peepls is awsum too! tehy is awn mai angels list wif yu.
yoo kno…dey sez ’sleep liek a baby’…butt dey waekz up liek ebberee 2 hourz oar thearabowtz…..sew dat wud nawt bee gud sleepz….
Haz teh tekillya shotz.
Do we needz Dr tinycat to ‘minister teh shotz?
Wun rown wif Jose Cuervo
2 rownz wif Jose Cuervo.
♪ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♫ ♪
Now wait a minute
Things don’t look to familiar
Who is the cowboy who’s sleeping beside me
Well he’s awful cute
But how’d I get his shirt on
I had to much tequila last night
Been dere, dun dat!
Heer, ackshully…
Poor me, poor me, poor me
Pour meh anudder shot ub whiskey
Bartender pleez….
I said hey bartender
Hey man, looka here
A draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer
Ai drinks aloooone….yaaa wif noe buddy else.
Dis nawt drinkin song, but still gud.
Roll, roll me away,
Wont you roll me away tonight
I too am lost, I feel double-crossed
And Im sick of whats wrong and whats right
wun burbon
wun schawch
wun beer!
Hands rhsb sum xanex. dat shuld halp!! Ai neber kin sleeps…dose halp meh, but ai nawt always hab dems. Duz yu hab benydril, nyquill, brandy?
I kno! I jes taek alla it – takeela, xanax, ambien, whine, an LCB an Romeow can sing me to sleeps.
**hopes drugs kik in befoar teh singin duz**
Aifinks if yu takes dem awl, St.Peter will sings yu tu sleeps!!!
Hey, luk meh ober
Tellz meh duz u liek wat u see?
Hey, I ain’t gots no monies
But honey I’z rich on purrsonality…
Baby ur a star!
just liek everee uther littlol kitteh in teh nayborhood…
Hey KK, wat’s ur shoo size? I wanna buy u sum shooz frum dat site awn heer.
Um, er, um, er, ai preshiate yur thotfullness….but, um, er, um, er…um….
Hay, ders a fyreman obber der!! Luk qwiklee!!!
Dey finally heer 2 get rhsb outta Sweat pea’s twap?
**finks to hurself**
Tehy be thinkin they pullin me owt, but I’m gonna pull tehm IN!
Soprano ref? FTW!!!
I nebber seen Sopranos.
Iz like testosterone soap opera…Steven VanZant, dat used tu be wif Bruce Springsteen always sez dat line….Jes wen ai fot ai wuz out….Dey pulls meh bak in!!!
why am ai nawt sooprised to fynd taht that plant iz behind teh trappeeng an entisement awn dis site? wut wif teh missiletoemist an teh traps an teh tendrils an teh noo organick dongles… izza wunder nebuddy is still sane…
SANE? U fink weer sane?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Didjoo heer dat, guies? Hur finks were SANE!
yes… emphasis awn teh past tense… wuz, were, yoostoobee, et seterra
…
onna side note… wp ated mai antimissiletoe bookay- ai want it bak.
WP nommin eberyfing.
I hoep it goes onna diet in Janyooaree.
*Rolls on floor, tryin tu git out ub wite jakkit wif arms in it* SANE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged you
Not to go because I’d go berserk?
WELL,
You left me anyhow and
Then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I’ve gone completely
out of my mind,
AND
[chorus 1]
They’re coming to take me away,
Haha, they’re coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the funny farm
Where Life is Beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see
Those Nice Young Men
In their Clean White Coats
And they’re coming to take me AWAY,
HA HAAAAA
…
{{{{{WRr}}}}}} Wundermuss!!!! *holds floofy paws tu eers, still heers da voices*
Gud wun, WRr.
I haz dat on wun of my Dr Demento cds.
Crazy
Crazy for feeling so lonely
Im crazy
Crazy for feeling so blue
I knew
Youd love me as long as you wanted
And then someday
Youd leave me for somebody new
Worry
Why do I let myself worry
Wondrin
What in the world did I do
Crazy
For thinking that my love could hold you
Im crazy for tryin
Crazy for cryin
And Im crazy
For lovin you
I has storee abowt dis song. Yeers ago, co-workers were singin (oar tryin to sing) dis sawng. Wen tehy got to part of “crazy for tryin crazy for cryin” I finished wif, “An crazy foar finkin u kin sing!
ai has teh eerwum nao, aifinkso!
butt ai knoez dat sawng!!
Adn dey’re comin tew taek meh away HAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Heer eerwurm tu makes dat one goes away…
Fish heds fish heds
Rolly polly fish heds
Fish heds fish heds
Eat em up yum!!
Ai heer tu halp, as alwayz!!
ai has herd dat sawng befoar…
nrrgh…..
nao i can has /two/ eerwurms!!!!!
AND THEY’RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY!!!
HA HA HEE HEE HO HO HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
nopez. no sanityz heer.
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guess wut?!!?!?!?!
i wauz gonna go wek on deh gnu wun and saw deh old titlol in mai list uv mapz and klikkinged on it
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Adn
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Vwoi La!! dere it wuz …
big az life adn twice az nice.
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yup, deh old map cameded bak.
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Pass mii sum uv deh tekeela
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adn sum uv deh vodkaz
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adn sum uv deh rumz
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adn sum uv deh fyremenz.
Iz moar lyk kase of inmates runnin teh asylum, aifinkso!
*makees listee*
Tekeela…chek
Vodkas…chek
Rums….chek
Fyremenz…chek chek an doublol chek
Also, aifinks yu need sum Pirates, an sum cowboys in blak hats jes fur good measure.
thankee.
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sip,
sip,
sip
sip,
Oh Hai,
Ahoy Matey,
Howdy!!
Always heer tu halp, wif no thot’s ub mai self!! *sits, drinks, enjoys eye candee*
Hai kk4!!! so gud tu seeing deh abatar!!!
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I lubz deh basemint catz….I think dey b habbing deh eggstree soft furrz.
Oh hai, cweenmj!! Wuz so much eesyer den aifot it wuld beh…ai haz 3 BC’s now..ai put der piks on mai profiel…we akshelly gawt all three to play an gotted a pikshur ub dem awl togedder. Nawt eesy, littlol Mommy is onlee female in da haus, an hur meen an sassy!! Ebbry kitteh fraid ub hur, cept fur Ripper, da gray an wite one…dey fites awl day lawng!!
Sip, sip, mmmm. dis gud stuff.
Adn deh pi ratz b lukking gud, tu.
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I b thinking I wud like tu seeing dem dansing. Kinda like deh dansing conga ratz only different costumez.
Ohai KK4 adn cween mj. eye haev 2 sai ur abatars iz luking veri niec.
*fickses rum drinkie*
*frolickz wif a fyreman*
How ar u ladies tonite?
oar shuld eye sai… how arrrrrrrrr u…
*frolicks wif a pie rat*
*perks up eers* Pie Rats!!!! *shoves ebbryone tu da wall in hurry, steps awn husbins chest by accydent..sorry huny* Ware, ware da pierats!!!!!
U b in a gud mood, big gladys!! just lukkit u froliking dere!!!
Teh standing behind teh fyremans adn in frunt ob teh cowbois in black hats
iz nawt gonna bee frolicking veri lawng. teh famblee needz attenshun too.
*frolickz wif teh fyremanz onse moar*
*downs teh rest ov teh rum drink*
*frolicks wif pie rat wan last teim*
*passes off teh pie rat to KK4*
nitie, nite awl
Dats beh da funnee! Ai gibbed up a jawb az a kown tent tew go teech da mavfs tew midlol skewl childrens… nawt sane!
sane? wen wuz ai ebber dat?
wayt a fyoo yers… yule tri it, an deside taht insanitee is soo much bettr tastin.
Ai agrees, kitsunerina, sanity iz much obber rated, aifinkso!
ai knoez dat…ai wuz sayin “wen has ai ebber been aktchualee saen?”
HAHAHAHA!!!
**berry sad fayse**
U nawt want me to gib u Krissmiss prezzie? I’m finkin sum ov tehm boots wud luuk gud awn u. Huzbin mite lyk ‘em.
*most forced hapee face ebber* Why dey ar lubbly boots!! Aifinks ai take da purplol ones wif da impossibly hi heels! Or nawt third da ones wif da big bucklol straps awn dem…ai hopes yu kin get dem in mai size! *lays yardstick on floor, walks heel to toe* Ai wares a size 18 triplol E., jes liek Paris Hilton!!
I fownded teh purrfeck wuns, tew!
Tehy has teh fringees. Lawts an lawts of fringess.
U kno wut kittehs lyk to do wif fringees, dont u?
So, iz prezzie foar hole famlee – u ware ‘em, huzbin sees u innem, an kittehs play wif teh fringees!
Oh, gee, yu shuldnt hab….reely. Oh luuk, dey purple too, wif sew bery much fringees. Ai feels sew silleh, cuz ai jest botted yu dis littlol fing…*takes hands frum behind back tu display gift* Taa Daa….here, yur bery own Sham Wow wall tu wall carpet!!!
kk4 adds tu gift, ebben doh hur noes dat rhsb is gone rite now…mebbe hur sees it later. Tu da gift ub da wall to wall Sham Wow carpet, ai adds pie flavord sodas an a yeer supply ub Chia pets!! Oh pleez, nawt tu fanks me so perfusely! Is mai pleshur.
eh? ai nawt knoez much abawt shoo siezes….butt ai thot shoo siezes wurr ownlee juss a numburr……ai cud bee worng tho….
DK, aifot dat wuz impossiblol tu find da boots in dis size, but, rhsb, her resourful one, dats fur shur!!!
butt…but……*scratchez hed* as far asw ai kno, shoo siezed nawt be habbin letturz in dem……..
nao ai’z confuzzled…
Ai halps yu…der is regular size, like yu ware size 7, 8, 9, etc…den da width (how wide yur foot is) is da letter. Like, regular size usually is B…but baskitball players, peeps wif bery big feets mite hab tu get a width size dat iz nawt B….
Or, ladees wif narrow feets wares, lets say, size seven A…dat meens narrow width…or, Football player need size 13, EEE…Duz dat make sense?
o? reelee?
huh…ai thot dat eet wuz aktchualee sumtin elez…..: oops:
*slinks tew the NB*
Well, DK, dis udder fing dat is often sed!! Yu rite on dat one!! Ub corse, wimmins nawt brag bout der shoe size!! Ai hurd on tv dat Paris Hilton wares a size 12 or 13 shoe, an gits dem speshil made fur hur. *laffs tu self* hur kin hab awl da monees in da wurld, and nawt kin buy tiny feets!!! *mwaahaha*
sew ai wuz akshualee rite?
*goes bak tew NB*
Yesh, mai deer, yu wuz correct!! NB in order!!
KK, if teh fyremens is heer, frow me teh 2-leetur boddlol!
Fwow it? Ai gonna hand delibber it!! *scurrys tu NB wif boddlols* *kk4 glad hur called in reinforcements.
**donut forget tew shake ‘em up good then has teh vicktim open it**
Oh, dats da beewty ub da plan…we in da barn, innocent az kin beh, an da reinforcements hand dem tu da victems!! Will hold up in any cort ub law, aifinkso.
Iz Ai teh onlee wun hoo can’t ce awl ob profiel paeg? Ai wented tew mien nda awl eet showed waz teh infoz ‘bowt meh nda teh reesuntlee faburited LOLs nda stuff at bottum ob paeg. Kint cee meh messages faborits lols Ai maed, lols ai maed dat odders faburited, hao manee fwenz Ai gotz nda stuff liek dat…
Okey den Ai klikking awn LCB’s naem tew cee if eet waz jes meh profile nda eet taeked me to LOL “But Iz nawt sleepy” Weneber dat waz sumfins messed up nda Ai dun fink eet’s me cuz Ai dun jes hellusineight! Hey luuk a pokey-dawtid LOLifant!!!
sew…eef ai goez, tew sleepz, ai getz a cheezburger pie? sawnds gud tew meh!
*zzzzzzzz*
LCB pointed @ teh lollolby. Iz try tu halp rhsb sleeps.
Okey Ai jes tried tew reply tew yew, Ai turned around in meh chair, Ai turned bak arownd nda Ai waz awn yellowpages.superpages.com!!! Hao?!? Ai haz a feelin dis b LLLAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNNNNGGGGGGGG nite.
WRr, hao r teh goggies? Do tehy lyk teh cold an teh snows?
Dey lubs teh snoes, teh cold nawt so much.
Wun of my frenz had Germin Sheppurds. Tehy LUBBED teh snows! Teh boi goggie eben halped tehm bring teh sleds bak up teh hill wen tehy went sleddin!
Hur broght him intew werk wun dai. BEEG boi! Berry hansum an luuked lyk police goggie.
Ai had Germin Shepperd once…ai lubbed dat goggie!! Ai takes hur fur lessons wif ladee dat traynd police dogs. Dat goggie wuz mai bestest frend!!
Oops, gotta go! Bye!
Ooooooh, Cheezpeeps — ai haz a ginormous happitayl rite nao!!! Awl day ai wuz fiting wif teh HR pplz abowt gettin rid uv teh pleh-migraine-inducing lite dat wuz put in ober mah desk last nite. “No, we kint do ennyfing abowt it fur a fyoo weeks… no, nuffin kin be dun. No, we kint unskroo teh lite bulbs to making it dark… No, we duzzint caer if yer hed asplodes (an nawt frum kyootness).”
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Well — teh werkmenz is heer to putting moar pleh-migraine-inducing lites up ebbreeware. Ai asked teh foreman eber-sew-sweetlee iffin himz kud turn off teh PMI lites abuv mah desk… “Sure – which one is your desk?” Two minnitz laytur, teh lite wuz teh OFF. Hooray fur teh niec werkmenz!!!
sumtiems iz easier tu wurk wif teh peepz that duz teh wurk. Nawt get teh managurs involved.
Anom! Teh werkerz iz mah pplz, aifinkso.
Hurrah! hurrah!! Sew nice tu noeing dere b deh nice werkmenz.
Yesh, yesh!
An wif dat — itz tiem fur meh to going hoam.
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Sew nice to noeing yew got yer map back, too!
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Ai lurvez teh happitayl endings.
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Gud nite, Cheezpeeps!
yyyyyyyyyyiippppppppppppeeee! sendz blessing to da werkmens.
Hooray, nightshayde!!! Ai iz da hapee dat dis workd owt fur yoo!! *happy dans fur nightshayde*
yay!!
*duz hapee dans*
YAYS!!! *does happitayl dans dans fur Nightshayde*
I can has ur inattenshuns, plz?
Does u has tallints?
Fr’instance, can u…
– Jugglol flaming bowling balls?
– Sing a purty song whilst swimming in a vat of eels?
– Makes bloon animlols whilst doing somersaults onna tramploline?
U cans? Prove it!
On Friday, December 12, we will be havening auditions for teh ICHC Can Has Tallint Show. So get ur costumes reddy, rehearse ur musics, and make sure ur insurances is paid up.
Auditions will begin at teh 3rd pic of teh day, 6am Cheez Time.
Thx and let’s be careful out there on teh stage.
Hmmm. Six am cheeztiem dat b…. *finkee finkee* Noon heer!!???!! Skewl alwaiz gettin innawai ob teh moar inporin fingz inna lief. Wen will auditions end?
We will accsept pre-recorded auditions. I imagine peeps will start camping out days in advance, so teh auditons will prolly go on all day and part of teh nites.
Aifinks, Plasticat, dat 6am cheeztime be 9am Pacific time? *finks ub limited talents…* Aifinks ai will be der!!
Well yewr commint sayin 4:07 onnit nda meh klok sai cuartur aftur ten onnit sew dat means dat ICHC time iz six ours behind mien nda enneehoo iz laet nda Ai haz tew goe tew bed. Nite!
g’nite, kiddo! Schmoo.
Aint DAT da troof. *haz a powt*
waet…..wai caen’t dis stuffz bee att a reesunablol tiem ob dai….ai’z shure dat ai nawt bee’z neer a pyooter den…
hmm, i will haz to fink ob a talent…
meenwile, a noofrend posted up at teh top, an her haz been sitting up tehr all by herz lonesum for haff a howr!! hope her didn’t go away, let’s see if her will still com play wif us…
who be et lunarmommy? Ai go an tawk wit her. Ai kno how et fweel tu be nubee.
Hay der, C.rose an lunarmommy, hoo is noo frend? *decides tu chek it owt on hur own…*
hey kk4 intro mi pweeze wen yu fin owt.
Hey, C.rose, is up on top ub thred, FTKA…ai jest shorten name fur mai poor old brayn…yu kin see me rite unnder her…Fluffy Tails Kitteh Auntie, aifink. Her haz blak quilt.
OH FANX yu KK4!! Ai am soe glad tu see yu:) * sneaks up as kk4 turns, dumps BIG bukkit ub water dwn her bac….runs away very very fast!!* Ai haz memeriees…muhahahaha XD
kk4 hops sideways tu C.rose, squirt hur wiff watter bottlol, waits at lolmart site ware commints nawt borked. *runs wif qwikness to lolmart site, waits wif big giant eyes*
OMG eye am de intraweb celebritee!
Kitteh can say CHEEZburger!!!
Ok, peeps, ai goin onto da lolmart one, der onlee 10 commints on der…*runs qwiklee* See yu der!!!
kitteh’s expreshun is uv purr glee!
do u fink dis pikshur make me look fluffly ??
Maybe a weird comment: I want that keyboard! looks nice with lighter keys
dats meme!
Kitteh rlly bees a modul foar Sheebah adn uvver posh gushyfuud kummershuls;
Her wuz jes hevving a liddol fotoshuut foar teh Cheezfrends tuu show her appreesheeashun foar awl teh guud wurk her fann-klubb haz dun;
Naow her ar waiyteing foar her limmo (wite, ov coarse)
tuu kum adn pikkx her up adn taike her bak tuu her
Kitteh McMansion (awl Cheezfrends bees iynvitid oaver foar a Christmas Partee awn Christmas Eeve……!)
HAHAHAHAHA!
Most gorgeous kitteh evah!
this is my favorite LOL. i always look at my neighbor at work and smile and say “dats meeee!!” ehehehe thanks for the laugh