see… dat wut hapens wen put toe in socket
dis kitteh dint lern dat lesson.
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Gud wun RD! Hawt drinks an dansis to get teh sirkulayshun goin?
Hot drinks are good… its 16 degrees (fahrenheit) here north of Canada.
It aern’t az cawld as dat in Lundun, but teh damp maeks it feel berry cawld. We has abowt 38F at teh moment – dat’s kwite cawld enuff fur dis awld boddee!
cowld’n'rainee in NYC toai too. getting all the way up to 40degF!
It be twennyfives hear but feelin liek sebbenteenz
Meez sooo courius, wat kind of kitteh is this, me no see such a cute kitteh b4!
Ai haz gone awl fuzzee
ohai luuk annipuss has da seesownal hat on! dat iz berry kwoot!
I has a jealous!
i can sing da xmas carols maby…no hoaw to maek da notes??
Alt + 13 ♪
Alt + 14 ♫
Iffn u wants ur own abatar, check out cweenmj’s blog. Lunarmommy has left instruckshuns 4 awl of us hao to do it – is reely eezy!
An if yoo ar laik me, an hazza Mac, so these dont werk – ai just copynpaste tehm in a werd doc where ai can find tehm az ai need them!! Werks reelee well. . .
ai finks he ‘sploded. Is dat not teh kitteh who asked if he cold lib wif us, last week, made us all ‘splode? All kittehs cum to roost.
Shocking business, what?
Kitteh maded a shokking discobery!
.. wen he lukt in teh mirror an seed wut teh haredresser had dun to him
0.o
Him’z a sweet liddle fluff ball!
floof overlode
Rodney and Annipuss – Good morning and congarazz on your tie for taupe spot. A hot drink for you both on this cold morning? Muffoonz? Scones? Organic oatmeal with maple syrup and warm milk?
I’ll wake up the band members for a dans toon, too.
humph… last tyme ai listenz to da goggie!
Ai cud do wiv sumfing 2 warm me up – mai breffust is a distant memry an lunsh is 2 howrz awai. We haz dat damp cawld 2dai in Lundun.
sounds like halfwai between breakfast and lunch … Second Breakfast? no … Elevenses!!!
coffee and noms for yu! stat!
*Hears kettle whistling in kitchen. Makes pot of English Breakfast Tea, puts scones on pretty plate, fusses with pitcher of milk and bowl of sugar and tea cups and saucers with flowers on them
*Walks slowly and carefully, not to spill a drop, to bring the drink that refreshes but does not intoxicate to Annipuss
*Pours Anni a cup, then one fom maiself. Sip, sip. Ladylike conversation
Thanky kyndlee! Juss as Ai postid teh commint, teh serber sent a messij dat it waz doin sum maytinens an Ai mussn’t do ennifing fur fibe minnits – so Ai went an maed a cuppa coffee!
So kyoot I’d like to nom hims ears.
Pitty I can’t find them in teh camoflaj.
him soe kyoot! SPLORT
Bye Ai haz tew gotew skool-wifowt braynz….. *grabs bag nda runz tew catch bus*
LOOK AT TEH FLOOOF!!!!!! *SPLORT*
Oh nose! Plasticat went to school wif no braynz! OKS has splorted, too!
Skreeee! Here comes the CCC! It’s covered with decormations and dripping tinsel. Holiday lights give in an incongruously festive air!
*Swiftly yet carefully sweep braynz into two meaningful piles, one each for PC and OKS
*Floods braynz with cool San Pellegrino water, places braynz into Christmas-themed colanders to drain
*Scoops OKS braynz into hed. Frantically runs to PC’s school with special pass to get out of class and hauls PC back to CCC. Brayn implant proceeds
*Hed bones? Check
*Reindeer rubber glove with antlers? Check
*Duckety tape in assorted colors? Check
“Floofy blankies? Check.
Dere, settle down now in recubbery room, sippy on these soothing warm drinks, nibble on deze delicious cheese straws.
*Turns down lights, tippy toes out.
TY Q… ahfinkso not lyk myself… wayt… did joo put teh rite braynz back in mah hed? oh noooooooo….
SPLORTED TU. Tihs kittoon is tu Qte fur mii!
Awl togedder now….3…2…1…AWWWWWHHHHHHHHHH Soooooo Kute!!!!!!!
Ohai, guies!
Happy day befoar day befar Caturday!
O.O
nooooeeess! … o wait … iz not fridegg. *whew* I can has vryvry important things todo todai!
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ohai rhsb!
Gud morning rhsb…sowee ai had tu run off las nite…husbin wanna fite bout bills agin, was da pleh. Ai botted yu present on last thred!
Ohai, KK!
I hadda run kwik tew. Sumfin berry importint came up.
U an hubbeh okay/beddur nao?
Yesh, awl bedder nao. Ai kept finkin bout it an couldn sleep so ai gits up wif him, he sowee him wuz lellin, is okai nao. In return fur da fringee boots yu botted meh, ai botted yu a wall to wall Sham Wow carpet, sum pie flavur sody pop an a chia hed!!
O rly?
Gee, fanks……u shuddnt has…..rly…
Sumtiems is bedder tu gib den receeve! *hands obber gifts kwiklee*
Ah waushded mai fur & ah kant doo a fing wit it!
Hao. . .Yoo haz menee naymes wif WP???
Iz still me; ah misspeelded mai emayl!
I staied up too layte studyin mah fizziks lessun. Now am all fizzy.
That’s rather shocking.
Mai bunneh lernd teh saym lessun
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/sweetallysmom/nooo005.jpg
awww….kitteh fergotted tu yuze teh Downee Fabrik Sawftner!!!
Pore kitteh luukes liek her haz bin skaired sillee;
Her needez sum snorgles adn gusheefuuds;
Adn mebbee a hedbonk anna shmoo wuud halp awlsoe….
teh kitteh needz new hair dwesser!
U gibes me baff, but u forgetz the cream rinsez. Nao ai gots da frizzies.
Awwwwww poor little kitteh!!!
Halloooooo….
*luks around*
Hay, only 48, er, 49 commints here!
Anyone else reddy to leave teh borked thred?
*wates to see*
Ohai Leeza-b. U beeted me here.
I’m heer!
Leeza – Sowwy u nawt feline gud. Lotsa peepluls hazzit, inkloodin BOFE parentul yoonits! Yikes! I needz tew find anudder playse tew libs until tehy be ober it, aifinkso!
*pounces on RHSB runsawaiwifaquickness*
Wait, wut?
Wut WUZ dat?!?!?
**findz WRr, swats hiz tayle an runz**
*Pounces on rhsb!*
fanks.. it’s not like I is in bad shape.. itz more annoyin than anything. I just had a bad day, combinashun of werk stressies, and sinus pleh, and I can be a littul oversensitv onst in a wile.
Um, leeza, do u remember who u tawlkin tew? *skwink*
I unnerstand, fren, comletelee.
Didjoo gets enny sleeps last nite? I did beddur tahn teh nite befoar, fanks CC.
*skwinks back*
yes, better.. but still wudda liked more!
had to get up early for teh Dr. appt, 7:15 am. But at leest I onlee mist an hour of werks.
Tomorrow, 1/2 day! yay!
And talint show audations!
Do u has urs ready?
**whispurrs** I gots tew fink of talent dat kin be showcased sumware uthur tahn teh NB.
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Dis mite taek a whiel…
I haz ben praktissing awl day…..
Whatchoo been praktissin, cween?
not to be nawtee??
Wow, I dunno if I cud do dat.
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Foar a HOLE DAY?
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**walks away, shakin hur hed**
Toon in tumorrow……..
hm.
U can think of somthin, I’m shure!
I thot of mine driving into werks today.
And itz not nawty!
In spite uv teh commints about strippin.
One littul typo.. I will never liv it down.
*snerk*
Dat happins alot arown heer.
Oh, an it halps tew talk tew frenz. **she sez, speekin frum purrsonal experyunse**
o…ai /haet/ teh sinus pleh……ai getz eet abaowt liek 6-8 tiems a yeer…..speekin optumistiklee….
I only had it onse, but it was for 2 months…
ai hadeded beree weerd wun…wuz foar abawt munth adn a haff….had weerd pleh….noes, sinuses klogged…wuz sew badd, mai eerz were klooged……
PLEH!
u went to dr tinycat, rite?
dat sounds liek sinus inflection to me!
teh docturr sed dat ai has sinusitus…..butt him nebbur dun anyting….
um, I finkso that is teh same thing!
-itis bein teh med suffix meening, inflamed…
if I bemembers my med tech correcktly.
nawt too bee grossh but if teh stuff in da noes be coming owt green, den iz sinuz infeshion. best 2 taek anti byowtics den
Yu be remembrin kurrectly,LB. -itis meanin awl puffed up!
*hides in cornur tu pounce awn next arrivlols.
*passez bai, nawt seein WRr*
*wates wif WRr*
Wonder who we gets to pownce on?
eye do knot no if eye want 2 join dis fred if eye gitz powncd awn…
Iz just plai pouncing. Ai nawt using teh pointee endz. Ai nawt speek foar leeza oar the otters.
doz teh pownce coem wif teh butt wiggol ov doom?
sometimes…..
*wigguls butt*
*wiggols butt* bak at leeza-b. u think wii can maibe haz teh pie ratz adn teh fyremanz frum last nite alzo dew teh butt wiggol ov doom fur us?
oh noes!
I is reddy for bed an u is tempting me wif pi-ratz and firemans!
Wish I cud stay… taht 3 hr time diff is a killer!
Hope u can make teh talint thing tomorrows!
waht teim awn teh pacifeek ohshun sied of teh con tea net iz teh talent show audishions? teh werk plais blok teh ICHC site wif teh fyrewall. wish teh fyremans culd ficks it four me. eye am heded off 2 dew sum chores befour bed. g’nite adn sleep well.
Teh PC time wud be 9 am.
Sry u has such a stoopy werk.
I iz lukky… they don’t seem to care WOT we luk at!
gnite Big G.
And cween…
And johnboy…
And 3FC….
And whoever else is still heer….
Schweeet dreeemz!!! {{{leeza}}}
*duz a dublol powns on WRr and Leeza-B*
*Runz away fast.
hao com ai nawt git paownced awn?
juss tew ask….
*powncez awn DK*
*pownces on Big-G on DK*
Hay!
Strawz!!
*has lukked at teh lol*
*splort contayned bai CHRG*
OMCC!
Sumbodee rite dis down!
*feelz soer hed* owww….wuz bettur wen braynez akctuallee splorted, aifinkso….
btw, iz eet juss meh, oar iz dere an advertiezmint foar smiliez in spanish awn heer?
I nawt see it.
U must be teh speshul wun.
dere wuz two ob dem…..click aqui….emicotiones gratis…..
butt nao dey has chaynged tew sumtin abaowt ernin muniez frum hoem….
Iz maybe moar sore, but it less recobery tyme.
Fenz, iz gettin late so I shud get goin tew bed.
G’nite frenz! U iz teh bestest evar!
Shmooz tew awl.
schmooz. sleep tite.
Nite nite. has a gud sleeps.
g’nite red.
I fink I is goin too.
Gots a lot of werks to do, so taht I can make teh audation on time!
*schmoos to everyone*
Schmoooz!!!
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*lukz rownd tu seeing if dere b enneewun left.
jus hedin off too dew chorez befour bed. sumbodi gotta dew teh dishez. maibe wif a glaz of wine in wan hadn adn a martooni in teh otter.
so, u duz deh dishez wif ur toez??
eye am nawt shure but eye do nawt want to putt down eiver drink. watt too dew, watt too dew???
*wanderz of too teh kitt shen scratching hed*
*spills martooni on hed buy accee dendt*
** Runz tu kitch en tu halping!
*Gits dish towl and soakz up spilt martoonee
*frum BGz hair.
*Ringz owt towl intu GB martoonee glass.
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Dere ya go, deer. wooden want tu wasting ennee!!
oooh. thx. nuffing quiet liek martooni in deh hair. doez halp teh shine tho.
cweenie, yew still kikkin?? (an various an sundry chopp’d livah)
oh hai dere jamamammamamamamamamamma!!
hey hey hey!!! ai been out stimulatin teh ‘conomeeee!! woo hoo
did yew gets sum sno? ai saw dat noo orleeeeens got it an sum rilly suthrun tekas places tew
No, it gotted kold, but no snow. shud git down tu 46 tunite. BRRRRR!!!!
I b praktissing fur deh awdishunz ……
we iz gunna start gettin rilly cold in a few days, cud ebben sno!!! (ai rilly kinda hope so…..ish fun!)
i finso deh sno b moar ish dan fun.
tell me bout teh audishuns…….. ai hazznt rilly been reedin bout em…….wut chew gunna do?
Welll, it wud spoil deh surprize if I told u… … but I giving u a hint… it b a klassic… …. ooo……dotz…..
dat darn werk innerfears wif all teh funs!
LCB lefting a nownsmint heer:
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/11/funny-pictures-nap-sack/#comment-527688
I finkso will b very much deh fun. peepz b werking on dere kostoomz adn everthing.
tell me bout it. Ai iz back fur a liddlol bit…b4 wurk git inna way s’more….OOOh s’mores, I finkso Ai will maek sum foar teh krissymass partee at wurks next week.
I tellz u a sea krit ….. I haz tu surprizez. … sshhhh don’t telling enneewun….
ai wants s’mores, plz *luks up implorrrrrrrrringleeeee*
me too, Ai is outta marshmallows. haz tu get sum from the stoar inna morning.
ai haz tew cormfess…….. ai haz nebber made dem in mai life
*cweenie, mai lips is sealed wif yer secrit*
If U use marshmallow creme U can makes dem inna microwave.
Well, kidz I haz tu going tu bed. G’nitez!!
I haz ben noen tu kukking deh marsht mellowz over a candlol. ; =)
well yew awl haz a gud ebenin…… ai wills turn in also………..gud luk at teh awdishuns tewmorrow
git 1 of them hatz wif teh sippy straws and the cupholderz. U can haz 2 drinkees adn still has Ur handz free to snorgle kittehs.
waht a gud idear. am goona haff tew git wan. in teh meentiem am goeeng too maek a hot appul pie wif appul cider, tuaca adn cinneomon schnapps. maibe tawp wif whippee creem. iz cold hear.
A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Hey JK, yew bwlongz in teh NB, tew. Ai noez yer owt dere sumwares. Hao yew be doing?
So, now I see what Hermione Granger’s Animagus form looks like!
Kitteh goed bzzzeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwatooooorrrrggggggggnnnnnnnnnzzzzzzzffffffftttttttrrrrrrrttttttttkkkkkkkkkssshhhhshshhhhhtttttttt FOOOF
ahww teh pore kitteh. Dun try dis ayt hohm! D:
ahh… so sad…. pore kitteh lookz humiliated….and in payne…