DOG WANTS WAR… I GIVE HIM WAR!!!
dis macheen iz awlso gud 4 gitting awt of goin 2 da vet.
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Lazors armd and reddy, sir!
Congrats, Gremlin, u leed teh macrame.
We awl marchez ober tew Krissy’s BeadsBraydes’n'Makramay to teh toon ov…., whut. Overture to Nutzkrakker?
*march march march march*
Mai kitteh liekd to march, but fur diffrent reasons dan war aifinkso.
Fur mahself, I wuld be moar lykelee to march for peace!
*continues marching, but starts to sing a noo toon*
Awl we ar saying . . . is giv peace a chants!
“Wee arr teh worrrrld! Wee arr teh chilreeenn!”
Oh gnoes! Chilren! *hides in baffroom*
Card bored tankz shud be onlee wunz inna wurld; all warz shud be pretenz!
can kitteh vizualize whirled peas?
Yes, kitteh can visualize whirled peas; dey luk lyke gushifuds!
Gib peetsa a chants?
Waht bout cheez?
Give cheez a chants!
*PewPewPewPew*
Comed a long way sinz daiz of CATatapult
Yesh. Doez wer teh daiz ub teh oweez. Teh catapult wuz qwite up-haul-ing.
Gun shutes pellits frum littr bawks!!
that would be pee-ewe,pee-ewe,pee-ewe
Speshullee ifn Ayla’s bin drinkin lahts ob the watters!
*MM pinches nose iwf fingers so az nots to smell teh pellits*
Rambo kitteh!
splodin pointy endz!
Kitteh has new weapun in teh never-ending war against the Mouse King…
heh. We *do* hanve a cannon, which sometimes goes “pffft”, sometimes doesnt go off at all, and sometyme goes BOOM
…maykin short-stuff tikket holders cry…..
We cut the cannon several years ago after one of the cannonballs (styrofoam) fell into the pit and hit (IIRC) one of the cellos, who subsequently filed an insurance claim.
ZF: Click my name for a link to our tickets ad.
Maus– go to “richmondballet” with all the w’s and the com’s in the right place to see what I played hundreds of over 26 years…..
NICE!
*dismaid lukon faec*
so how come they not has teh MausKing on da ad? wee all knows datz teh most important part, right? and you hand dyed yr stokkinz and eberyfing. no jestice in dis whirrled.
*shaekz hed sadlee*
did it hit the cello, or the cello player….
The instrument.
then the filing of an insurance claim isn’t repulsive.
Hey hey! What if you were a viola player and you *and* your viola got hit by the cotton hook, a real one, from Porgy and Bess?
That would be horrible! And those kinds of things are what production insurnace is for.
an iron cotton hook isn’t inna same ballpark, league, or sport as a styrofoam ball falling maybe 6′, 9′ max.
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it’s the lawsuit junkies I wanna see out of the gene pool.
shakerspear wuz rite: firss, we kill alla lawyers!
I didn’t see it happen (I was onstage), but the ballet company artistic director was sceptical, shall we say, about the amount of the claim (4 figures), as it was only a styrofoam ball falling from the stage apron into the pit.
Overkill, I finkso!
Akcept, lookin closer, that iz a flimzey tank. Who sold dat to teh kitteh? He overpaid!
Yep, it luks az iffn it haz been in sebrul battulz awlreddee!
Makes u wunder whut teh goggie is fielding. Maibe an eskalating conflict!
whatevver it is, it has a gas weapon (both ends), powered by drool, and tears up the yard.
ew, gas weapon?
I thot chemical warfair wasnt allowed!
wha helsinki canna prrrove……ya get away wit.
oh, playin that way hm?
den teh kitteh will has no choice but to use teh hareball techneek.
and don’t think I dint notice teh brogue….
soo earrly in teh marrnin!
*chuckles* aye, dinna think thee mind. *wink*
ooh, its a neece way t’start teh dee!
*has forgotten all abowt war and teh hareball teckneek now*
defenze contracterz, nawt tew be trusting; haz see Nick cage inna “lords of war”? wuzza awsum fickery!
steal MAH best sleepin’ spot?……I don’t think so!!!
Dan!!!!11!!!!! I hazznt seed u in elebbenty forebberz! Hao r u????
any day above ground……ya know.
Ai’ll sho him hoo iz boss rownd heer
Combat kitteh, reddy for sum akshun.
Spoken in best G I Joe voyce: “Aym going in for a look!”
I darez u to taek me to da vet!
On kitteh’s command… Unleash Hell!!!!1
Duz dat meen ai hazta let dis kitteh aut ub teh baggee? Oar mehbeh lettin teh genurul aut ub teh taynk?
I onlee gots one pointee end on dis fing, but its a lulu.
**rhsb staggers in, awl bleery-eied an wif bed-hed**
Ohai, frenz.
Iz dere cawfee? I nawt sleeped gud last nite. Woked up befoar 4:00 a.m. an has been up eber sinse. Pleh.
dere’s coffee and scones onna previous thread
Eh, tew lazee tew go get ‘em.
I’ll be down heer in sweetpea’s pit, waitin awn the fyremens.
Deed da inflatabible fyrman and air pump helps? Ai tossed him en butt mehbee et waz after yew fallded asleeps? Mebee a gud raisin yew nawt sleepted well?
you still doon dere, rhsb??? i call’d teh fyremins howrs ago.
Dan, ur up erlee (oar late). Wii nawt uzed ta seein u inna moarnins.
Nawt dat wii be complaynin, mind u…
still up, dere wazza good movie on and I got miles to cover today, so I’ll sleep later.
ai cud du wif koffy tuu. ai nawt sleeped sew gud eeder. I hazza wurry bowt layoffs
Oh, moe! I givs yoo koffy.
*hands moe a steeming cuppa java*
oooo, fank yew gremlin, dis r delishus! mus be frum otto’s, ai finkso
ai bringed sum biskotty. Wud yu lieks wun?
*moe slaps foerhed*
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ai fergettid tu sai, cormgrachewlamayshunz awn yur tawp spot, gremlin!
Aw, shucks, twas nuffin enny kitteh culdint do! *digs toe in durt*
Lukkit whut LCB sed down teh payg. Is perfekt! I wishes I had sed it, but I diddn’t. She has teh funneh as always!
War! Huh! Whatever is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Yeah but ifn ai haz a bigger stik, goggie gotta gibs meh hiz gushi fuds! Aifinkso!
I lubs dat sawng, KCT!
I wuz alsew finkin “Armageddon It” by Def Leppard – wun of my fave groops.
Ohai, rhsb! I luvs mah Def Leppard. If yoo duzzint has this Def Leppard CD yet, yoo needs it: Rock of Ages: The Definitive Collection (2 discs, 2005, awesome!)
Deer WP,
I hates u wif a red-hawt passhun.
Sincerely,
rhsb
Deer rhsb:
Yor wurds ar tastee. I noms them with a feroshus!
Iffn I duzzint nom them, I rearrangifies them or horks them bak up laytur for mah entertaynmint plezhur!
Luv,
WP
d’ya need to upgrade to a pink and purple polka-dotted passion perhaps
Nah. My passhun iz kwite fine teh way it iz, fankyooberrymusch.
aww, cummon….a little alliteration is goood fer ya.
**drags sleepy self to NB**
I’m running on a little over 3 hours’ sleep.
Not something I’m used to, nor something I want to get used to.
Trust me, y’all….this ain’t purty.
I feel ur pain, yet again!
I was up at 3:45 am… rassin frassin naybors dog barkin.. AGAIN.. and hadda call teh pole-ees, and talk to tehm about why they can’t get it to stop stop stop plz makethegogstopbarkinalreddy!!
Den cudn’t get back to sleep after. *sigh*
skwirrlgrrl, wii gawts dose in teh nayberhood too. *sighs* But gawts naybors hoo lub to plai dere moosic lowd, lowd, lowd! Finely cawled pole leez buts…. wy..WY….WY DONUT DEY LERN!
…ware litterz of ayshun awaytez ur lowering (eye)lidz to leap upon ur lurking um um…um………ooooh, dots!
*gasp*
It’s purrrrfect!!
Teh Cat-1 M30W Furball II
Do Want
M3OW Wants one too.
N ewun no whut happeneded tu teh Profilez? Tehy iz teh missing.
ya can still access them if ya click onna blue name.
They’re still there. The link is missing. Very annoying. Use your browser “History” to find the page.
lasss nitey, ai wnan seez teh kittehs…. ana whole lolcats home page WUZ BLANK! annotta softee warum wun nither.
Fanks
Eye wented tu “vote”, an found it dere.
Still no favorite button. Loldogs haz a nize wun upp rite now eye wood lyke tu favorite.
Mai profile sez Dr. TinyCat b werking on deh server.
KTANKSBAI
*headdesk*
win. just win.
Oh, LCB! I mite hav bin furst!
But yoo haz teh best commint!
WIN WIN WIN!!!
*teenytinytendrilztiptoeto gremlin & tikklulzthe eer peking out frmfestivefelinefurvestfrumlastsfurr’dfestif hat*
*tee hee, gigglol, snikker* Hey! Stawp that – it tikkulz!
Hay gremlin, I don’t see ur hat on this computer but I sawr it on my laptop and ur updated pic is in teh rouge’s gallery! Click my name to see!
Debinitelee, WIN
thred ovur
u wins
General Catton leads his Third Kitten Army against the German Shepherd Army.
Grrrommel, you magnificent bastard, I smelled your tree
TESTING
Ai seez yew, Sparkysmom.
Luv
BuddyDitzmoresMom
OOO it werked! sawwy, ai been habben puter pwoblems- no haz some stuff since i clrd mi cookies
Yay!! i see ur adorablol kitty wif deh santy hat!!!
Canons loaded & ready sir.
uh oh, teh goggie has teh new Nikons
Breeteesh kitteh Iz hartkawr…
Fur thuh pryde o thuh kitteh natyn!
ai iz armeded 2 teh teef!
c’mon, goggie, bring it!1!
Then dere ees thees kitteh, who uzez hoemmayed tank 2 dehfehnd agynst anudder kitteh.
Wel, kitteh: goggie duz nawt seam tuu bees arownd;
(Tihs am wut heppins wen sumebuddee gibbs a waur,
adn noebuddee comes:)
YAAAAYYYYYYY!!111!!!
Finololee weez haz peese!!!!11!!!! (foar awyle, enneewaiy!!)
Mebbee 2 minnits……
goggie no wantz to end in peecez…
Ok, seriously…where can I buy this?!? I’m up in canada, and I need this for my kitties! They like to wage war on each other, and would love to crawl into a tank!
ITz a gud daii
when ai kan yewz mai A-K!!!
They can be bought here: http://www.suck.uk.com/product.php?rangeID=96&catID=9
They’re a UK shop but they do deliver internationally.
I haz a boom.
r teh bomz cardbord tu??
CATTANK IS STRONG
i wants one for mah kitteh!!!
Wherever did he get the ten red mana?
Woah, where can you get one of those?! I want a cat tank!
war u wants i gibz it to uz ur gunnnnnaz getz itz cuz i iz rdy wiffff mai kanin and taynkz i wyll gibz uz dogz a warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *dogz phartz and traiz to kill* *krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr thunk*
were do u get dose?? i wantt one.
Not to sound clever, why is there a RAF Roundel on the side of teh tank?
wherz u getin crdburd war feikles
zomg teh kitteh iz g0nna pwnz0r teh doggeh PEWPEWPEW!!!