
Do I look like the blue bird of happiness?
wife burd musta found anudder fether.
picture: shel-hed’s frend. lol caption: aksember
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Do I look like the blue bird of happiness?
wife burd musta found anudder fether.
picture: shel-hed’s frend. lol caption: aksember
Um… No!
bah hummingburd
LOL, jamamakitty….gud one!
i dowt he has enny cwismiss spewit.
datz why teh burds fly souf fore teh winter… tehy dont liek santa.
But you are a gorgeous birdie!
is dat frm yr repetwah of pick up lines fr da chicks?
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yu can haz dansin’ & hawt taystee dreenk? wutchoo be wantin’ foar beinz nawt sekund?!
bird haz a royal bloo grumpee.
no. u look grumpee.
*SNERK*
Yu iz teh blew burd uv PO’d ai finks!
dat IS her happiface
after she Ate the bloobird 0 happiness.
Apparently, is not twoo “you are wot chew eat”
Ohai tessm – teh shwag for the WMNNC has arrieved! Yay. Ai iz on countdown moed nao
YAY! ai iz too! but myne iz a liddol moar panickee… whut too pak? whut too pak??? ; )
Bring teh liet but warmf cloathes and a gud raynekoat. Nd sumfing purdy for teh goink out. Teh weffer can be a liddul unsett…unsetl… unns… it chaeng a lot quiklee at tihs tiem of teh yeeer.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/19/funny-pictures-happy-christmas-face/
dis beez mah wawlpaypur rytenaow!
Seh lookies jist liek me in teh mornink befoar cophy. Remynds of teh Far Sied cartoon about teh bloobyrd of happitaylness beink riplaiced by teh Chikkin of Depweshun.
But ai is straynj liek taht.
Ai lubs da FarSide!!!
Ai wants to marree teh Far Sied and haev its bebbehs.
bloo burd needs a bloo pill?
*snerk*
*eyez maus wif a wary*
estchew wary?
casso wary?
actuary..have you seen insurance rates/
Sankch-u-wary?
What, me wary?
Don’t wary, bee happee!
Jan- u wary, (chow cha chow chow chow)
Feb-brew-wary, (chow cha chow chow chow)…
Sank-choo wary!!
Dats it! Ifinkso!
I can has?
Bloo burds wifey sez, nawt da bloo pill, pleez, ai haz a tired.
Adn a hed ake
Nawt tu beet a ded horse….
No, not a lot
Kontrerree 2 teh werdz uv teh wartiem sawng, der nedder waz ennee blooburdz ober teh wite (grayish akchoolee) clifs uv Dober. `Parentlee dey can’t flie ober teh Atlantik.
But, but…don’t u hab eny type ob purty bloo birdies native tu yur TTI?
Teh ownlee wun Ai can fink uv iz teh blootit – dats a berry small burd wiv partlee pail bloo fevverz. Nuffin reelee bloo liek dis blooburd.
Ai haz juss `membered teh kingfisher – dat iz a berry brite petrol bloo. An sum blakk burds hab a blooish luk in sum lite condishunz.
Ooohhh! Ai luk it up own teh interwebs. It be lukking liek small version ob teh Blue Jay wit yellowish feathers mixed in.
Bloo birds be mai favrit bird espesially Easter Blue Bird. Here, ai will send you sum bloo birds ob yor berry own!
*sends little eastern bloo bird safely ober teh pond while hummin Sumwheres ober teh rainbow, bloo birds fly*
well, wen it is verree coeld, we has teh blu tits!
Off 2 teh NB Ambercat
snert
Dey nawt flies sew high as dey used tu…*sighs*
Dat’s berry troo!
Jus hangin arown, duin nuffin.
LOLZ…
No u doesn’t.
No offsense, but u stink at teh bird impressions.
Heers mai burd preshuns:
*gulp*
Is a swallow!
Grone, mone grump. Ai aer a grouse
Yeah, I think we’ll cancel teh ICHC Tallint Show this year. Mmm-hmmm.
butm wii wantz deh talon show!!!! deh show must go on!!!!
*removes LCB’s tallint an taeks it awai, to “see whut it luks lyk in teh lite”*
Ai is a robin!
Bwahahahaha….teh tides, tehy haf turned on yu, LCB!!!
lolz! ai getz it! ai normully duzzint git fingz lyke taht, but ai getz it! lolz!
you mite wanna reconsider- is cheep entertaynmint.
Lissen. If u guise wants to has a tallint show, u has better does better odditions than this.
I has to go way for a few whiles, but we will schedule auditions for a few days from now, ‘k? 3rd pic of teh day on Friday 12/12? That will give u guise time to work on ur “acts”.
maybee teh winners cud perform at the Bocksing Day partee?
tweet tweet. lol, Tweety impression!
Ai’z a twett liddle burd in a gilded cage!
Tweety’z mai naym, but ai don’t noes mai ayj
Ai dunt haz tew wurry adn dat iz dat
Ai’z sayf ryte heer frum taht uld puddy tat!
Taht’z wut yew finkz, liddle yellow burdie! lolz!
*hedesk*
*skritchskrithcskritch*
Thrush!
*buries hed in sand*
Ostritch!
*wonders whose hed that was I burryed*
Mrphgrmblfrmph!
*shrogs*
O wells. I’ll just has my phlonquais dig whoever it was back up when he gets back from his vacayshuns next week.
MRPPHGRMBLFRMPPH!
*skips away in a carefree manner*
Tra lol lol lol lol…
*digsdigsdigs*
did you say you wuz firsty?
*pourz sum wattah tword da MRPPHGRMBLFRMPPH!*
oh noze!
nao itz kwiksand!
….
kwiksand: makes sandwitches inna trice!
*makes sand witch anna sandkassel*
tra lol lol lol lol…. oh, dots…
Aneebudee see Maus? Him wuz heer aminit ago…
nope… havent seen him… ore himz ebil twin…
ai want mai paychek fore awl teh minyuning ive ben doing. itz hard werk.!
Incoming pun!
*Ducks and runs fur cover*
*fliez away frum Ambercat wifakwikness*
*carries in coconut*
Afrikan oar Yooropeen swallolow?
whii, ai doan noe…
…..
*sproingginess intew deh gorj okkurs*
datz nawt a nise thing to do to pore gorj… whuddid he ever do to yu?
Ba dum! The Monty Pythos reference FTW
Ai aer berry gud at burd impreshunz – Ai aer a crow!
Awl rite, don’t git yur lettule bloo feathurz awl ruffled upp bout it.
Noe, u luks lyke teh Bluebird uv EEP!Runawaifast!!
He lukkz like i feelz wen i gitz on deh pooter.
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mapz borkt.
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profilez borkt.
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bah humbug.
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kin enneewun git tu deh gnu map ??
maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.00045da4dd5e9a6a68930&ll=35.46067,-60.46875&spn=178.452885,360&z=0
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Wen i tryz tu go dere if i not b logged in 2 google, i gits a messij frum mai Norton dat sez Google b attakkin mai pooter.
ai gets teh noo map wiv alla cololonies, but ai am alsew logged into google.
Fanks Tessm. at leest u kin seeing it. I had a wurreed. I thot mebbee i wuz deh onlyest wun hoo kud seeing it.
u haz putted a lotta wurks intoo tihs map! uv corse u iz grumpee when it borks!
*pats hed gentlee*
heer, has a hot chocklit. is speshul kind. ; )
Ai got it! Taht’s where ai’ve bin. But ai had a hard taim finding peepl at furst.
maybe sumfing goein awn wif Norton, ai wuz gitten teh saim messige wen ai wuz awn Pogo todai an ai alwais play awn pogo, neber had taht messige awn dere afore
I can get to it just fine with both Firefox and Internet Exploder
Logged-in to Google or not…
I can sees it.
ai seez it tuu!!! whee!!!
Tis is whut ai luk liek in teh mornings bee four teh catfin8ted beberidj
Dat burdie needz a drinkee!!!
Hao abowt a bloo Hawaiian?
Mmmm, bloo Hawaiian!!! *holds owt glass*
**holds out glass** **drinks in one gulp** YUM! **holds out glass for not third** Fanks Gremlin!
Birdee sings teh bloos.
“woke up dis mornin… ba dadadadum..
An mai otemeal wuz cold… badadadadum..
Baked onto teh stovetop… badadadum..
C…
Cuz mi oven wuz borked…badadum…
Den ai finked, yew can’t bake on a stovetop…badadadum…
E…
EZ-Bake oven not so hot too…badadadum…
Frying pan ain’t no solution…badadadum…
Guess I’ll go to teh IHOP…badadadum…
H…
Hopped on ober to da IHOP…badadadum…
In da door I went….badadadum….
Just ordered sum waffles…badadadum….
Killed me when ligonberry they sent…badadadum…
L….
Looks like my order’s out of order…badadadum…
Might have to go hongry…badadadum…
Nibble some scones at Borders…badadadum…
Or go raid teh NB pantry…badadadum…
P…
Pleh! Scones at Borders are dry!…badadadum…
Quit bein’ a sissy and send that order back…badadadum…
Reazun duzn’t awlwayz wurk…. badadadum….
Sock’em in the nose if they give yew any flack…badadadum…
T
Teh waitress knoes karate…badadadum…
Unless I run right now…badadadum…
Velma’s gonna flip me…badadadum…
Way she flipped those rotten eggs…badadadum…
X…
**harmonica solo**
Xgg-stream-ly fast I runz away…badadadum
Yet I’m still so hungry…badadadum
Zabaglione at the bakery, anyone? badadadum.
**More harmonica**
Badadadum **getting softer** badadadum *getting softer***
…
*hi-fives kitsunerina and parrothed*
*gremlin too*
harmonical solo FTW!
Dis oen needin 2 be on a new Cheezpeepz CD!!!
**hi-fives lolcaburglar and kitsunerina and gremlin**
Dat wuz fun! I need drinkz!
Get tessm to fix u one of her speshul hot chocklits.
Be teh careful: u mite end up wif leeza in teh NB
liek wut? romyoolan ale?
We still gotz teh bloos (altho mai brane went owt to lunch in teh middol.)
Otay, Ai am kwite the ale connie-sewer, conueirse., um, heavy drinker, but haz neber herd ov romyoolan ale! Dis iz a star trek fing?
Out to lunch? But we was singing ’bout breffist!
yah but yu sed IHOP, an ai onlee goze thare fore lunch an dinner.
Ligonberry sammiches? Pleh!
*hi fives lcb, parrothed, and teh harmonica*
dat wuz grate! nuthin liek singin teh bloos to get yu bak to happee.
whelp, but ai hasta go nao. mai compy is borked, so
ai iz yoosin skool compys.
kthxforeplayinbai.
Burd needz a hooj drinksie! Yup! He luks liek he wans to gib eberbuddy da burd. *KCT falls ROFL* Well! Ai thot it wuz funnee….
roflmao!! I think itz funnee, tu!!
Da bloo burd ub hapeenes jest dropped a greeting card awn mai hed….
Ai halp…*goes gitz bottle ub sparklee water an pourz et on KK4′s hed* oops ai fink ai did et wong.
*Sprinklols water on C.rose, runs away wif qwikness* Yu liek mai new abitar?
Yes ai lik abatar *smiles an finks ai need tu git eben wit KK4*. Hey, weer iz mai nu grrden hose?
*kk4 finks qwiklee* Aifinks dat sumone puts da garden hose, um, in, um, in dotters room!!! Yu’ll nebber find it der!!!!
huh, cantz fin hose.. gues ai fins nudder way anudder dai… *haz elephant memree an will fink moar how tu git kk4 wen her nawt expeceen et*
*kk4 iz alarmed* *finks tu self* *throws hose in river* Der, nao ai kin rest in peece….
teh happe littlol bloobird left a happee littlol doodoo awn yor hand! AaPtooey *liberullee doses wif nannaspit anna hankee*
Fank yu bof, C.rose an kitsunerina!! *sings* insted ub tweeting, he droppd a greeting….
Yu wel comb..ai see sparklee wader gib yu sparklee fur tu..Yay.
*wipes off fur wif towlol* Ai seen yur kitteh piks, dey cute!! Iz yu da freezin owt der todai?
MAI HINEY OFF.. ai sittin’ wit blankee on mi an sockz an finkin bout heetin pad fur feetz. how bout yu?
Iz nawt cold enuff to complayn about…ai been ware its colder…but wif no heet, is warmer outside den in da haus rite now. Ai wares socks, sweater an jacket, but ai nawt kin complayn tu much. Iz jes harder tu get da houswurk dun wen yu is cold. Ai gits all cozy in one spot…(heer on computer place) den ai nawt want tu moov around much!! Ripper keeps gettin in mai lap, got one kitteh at mai feet, den da other two is on da bed curled up and sleepin.
Sum tiemz ai finks dat da catz is smarter den wii is..dey comfee,cozee an wii iz der heeter. plus dey sleppin’ an wii izn’t. Soe woh smarter ussen oar dem?
C.rose, if ai nawt been born a Baptist, an ai beleebd in reincarnation…..ai wuld fur shur be comin bak as one ub mai kittehs!!! Dey gawt warm haus, plenty ub fuud, warm places tu sleep, lawts ub lub and pettings, awl dey hab tu du is luk at us wif der cute littlol faces an we fall all over dem tu makes dem happy…oh, man, dey libbin da life, dat’s fur shur!!!
Ohai{{{{{KK4}}}}}] re n carnashun iz a big re sykul purjekt. shud nawt be agenst uvvur re lijun. “Hebbun” nawt bif enu fur awl doze peepulz unles .
Oh, hai, Olive!! {{{Olive}}} Ai jest born intu it, iz mai own isshu…ai gawt strict Suthern Baptist on one side, and Nazarene tent revival (ala Elmer Gantry) on da odder side. Mai personal opinion is dat wattebber religion peeps hab, dat dey are awl thousands ub rivers running into same ocean…ai guess dat ai fraid tu say fings wifout da disclaimer!! Duz dat make anny sens?
*kk4 still wants tu come bak as one ub her own kittehs*
Ai always wuz more opin minded den da rest ub famlee….ware it gotted meh in trubble tu speek mai mind…den ai gits older, bad fings happen, an dey tells meh is curse from CC for habbin open mind an thots….so, nau ai jes haz a skared!!
Iz lesser-known bloo burd uf angryness.
Bloo burd uf angryness, always fightin da steryotypes.
Stare re oos? duz sumbodee need vinyls? *runs an gits couch covers*
Oh, mai, C.rose…mai husbin haz ebbry album he ebber ownd…we moved one tiem an da stak was obber 4 feet high!! Dey live in piles unner ar bed an unner da dresser. *politely declines da vinynl couch cubbers*
fwrends ub mine sold der hoose 2 yrs. ago an he wuz radio guy at locol stashun. He had Ntire 12×20 ruum stacked wit vinyls fur sell. ai noe hab turn table oar wood hab byed sum. hem eben had dem on e-baa an dey gotz soe mush $ frum dem dey gonna go tu Austria nex yr. fur 2 weeks wit da munnee an awl frum jus da vinyl $. Ai fink dey gotz seberl fouszen fur dem awl.
Ai beleeb dat!! Mai old records gawt losted in da shuffle ub mai life, but husbin has awl ub his. Ai hab dotter who lubs dat retro kind ub stuff, husbin gibs hur awl his 8-traks…oh, mai, dey was old!! Donovan 8 traks..etc. Hur jest happytail tu hab dem…ai wuz happytail tu get dem out ub da haus, an dey hab guud home. Dey worf lots ub $$ now, aifinkso. But dey are part ub his life, an ai wuld nebber sell dem..would be nise if we had turntable…but, ai bot lawts ub CD’s ub mai old albums…ai likes dem, cuz yu kin skip past da sawngs yu nawt like sew much, an play da ones dat yu like! Ai has stoopy fing tu share bout CD’s…Wen ai wurk at dis Dr. office, Dr. tells meh tu change da CD’s. Ai turns dem obber like dey are records…ebbryone laff and laff…
OH KK4 ya jus keel mii gurl!! Ai LMAO ober dat wun:) Ai hates tu go but iz 4:30pm heer an ai gotta start fud fur da *man*… Yu da bomb hunnee chile. Ai be bac tonite sumtiem and ai see ya den mabee. HAHAHA ai stil laffen!!
ohai kk, u can still buy turnytables.
mite make a gud krissmuss present for hims!
Fanks, skwirrlgrrl, aifinks dat wuld be da guud fing…mai CC, der sew many albums, way bak from da 60′s an on up. He gawts lots ub guud ones dat ai wanna heer agin tu. Ai nawt gud wif da teknikal fings, kin yu hook up turntables tu da sterio dat yu hab? Mebbe ai kin find sumone at da store dat kin halp?
*whispurrs* member wen yu culd put album yu didn’t liek so much in da oven an make a bowl out ub it?
pawsiblee, but I was finking of something I saw in a speshultee catalog… i will see if I can find it.
Ennywun wantz a 8 trak plaiur nd sum taipz? Ai gawtz sum heer. will gib yu if yu cumz obur.
ohai! did u see ur speshul on tv last nite?
kk4 hides dis post frum husbin!!
Dis burd luuk lik it
About tu explode
Breffless
Crabby
Down rite mad….
Ebil
Flustirred
Grumpy (small, short, and nawt at awl fond uv sno wite- onistlee!)
H…
Had enuff ub happiness
Itchin fur a fite
Jest bout had it up tu heer
Krabbyness
L….
Luk at mommys face…nawt bodder mommy wen face luk liek dis
Move over, Rover, grumpy takin over
Not now, ai bizzy
Oh, noe, anudder salesman at da door
Perhaps ai kin show yu mai jazz talons?
Qwestions? Bring em.
R….
Look lik hem sucked a leemon
Meen enuff tu peck yur eyes owt
Nawt a nice burdee
O….
Onlee wun inna tree not singin
Purturbed at lyfe
Qwik tu act “catty”
R…
Reely, duz yu fink cuz ai bloo dat ai hapee?
Screems intu pillow
Tell, meh, pleez bout da life insurance..ai sew innerested
U gotta be da kiddin, rite?
V….
Sez he gonna do da poopoo on sumbodee
Takz da nice owtta happeenice
Undies inna a knot
V…
Veruka Salt in feathers
Why meh? Ai wuz born dis way, nawt meens ai hapee bout it
Xrated language
Yellow sno cones fur ebbryone
Zsa zsa Gabor attitude
Da bloo burd ub PMS finally makes appearance…lells at vendors, event staff an husbin….. Flys away angrily cuz noe one unnerstands hur.
Permanant fluffed featherz
Meener den a junk yrd dawg
Snerk..bye bye blooburd
Heer ai goes, singing low…bye, bye, bloobird
Ware sumbody waits fur meh
Sugars sweet, so is he,
Bye bye bloobird
Humph…no wunner bloobird is luukin like dat!!! Hur still waytin fur dat majikal guy dat nawt exist….aifinkso!!
Bloo burd ov happiniss haz had tew mush kreem ov angree soop! lolz
~snerk~ Dat bery clebber!!!
lolz, wai fank yew! lolz
ohai werdycnan!
I luvved teh creem of angree soop lol!
I tried to favrit that one but twudnt werk.
it duzzint? ai wunder wai…*teen sloof pullz owt magifying glazz and goez tew investigayt*
Dat wuz da bomb!!! Ai still laffin bout dat!! Nawt beh a stranger heer, keep us da laffin!!
ai’z nawt a stranger. just hazn’t ben awn in a wyulz. lolz
Ai jes nawt seen yu afore, ai gess….yu berry funneh!!
iz dat a burd ov pair-a-dice?
Pair-a-dice? I can haz cheezburgers there!!!
**parrothead packs up harmonica and napkins, asks grumpie burdie for directions**
*kk4 runs tu parrothead wif qwikness* Luuk wat almos happin!!! Grumpie burdie sen yu tu Siberia!! Heer, ai halp yu tu find da pair a dice yu seek!! *flips bloobird da bird*
Odeer! Fank yew for saybin my lyfe, kk4! I lykes ur abatar!
*flips bloobird da bird agin**
Dat wuz a close one!! Suddenlee we awn da beech wif cabana boys an drinkees..
its a grackle
Pleez tew nawt be calling namez.
Yes, it is the Grackle of Squeaky Playground Swing Impressions.
Ai wuz juss awn teh map, n et luks verreh gud 2 meh…sew menneh cheezepeeps awl obber teh whirlled.. es aaaamaizun!!!!
Ai aint bin postum mush layte lee… kinda gotz teh bluuz maiselfs.. Ai fownded out 2 dai mai fadderinlaw has teh canser.. any prayerz wud bee presheet-ated..
Schmoo 2 awl..
Ai will prays fur yu an yur famblee, lunakitteh!!
Tahnk yoo sew much..
Southpau, it’s definitely not an eastern bluebird, which has white and rust on the breast (and is “blue” not blue-black)…
The color is good for a grackle, but I think grackles are longer and leaner than that, with longer bills.
It has the shape and size and bill of a bluebird, but the wrong color I am quite puzzled by it
tis a common grackle, not the southern great or boat tailed variety. they are a bit smaller. this is a frontal shot as well, they wont look long at all.
See the original “Mad bluebird” at
http://www.themadbluebird.org/madbluebirdbest.jpg
Akshully, u luk liek “Teh Bloobird of ‘Ai’m Gonna Rip Yoar Hed Off!!1!’”
U luk liek a bloo meenee tu meh. Mebbe u niid a Beetlolz sawng to chiir u upz.
Luv, luv, luv…
Luv, luv, luv…
Luv, luv, luv…
Luv, luv, luv…
Dere b nuffin u can do dat cant b did
Nuffin u can seeng dat nawt b sungd
Nuffin u can sai but u can has lerninz awn hao tu plai teh gaym
It b eezee
Nuffin u can made dat nawt b maded
Nuffin u can sayv dat nawt b sayvded
Nuffin u can did but you can has lerninz to b u n tym
It b eezee
Awl u niid b luv
Awl u niid b luv
Awl u niid b luv, luv
Luv b awl u niid
Nuffin u can noes dat nawt b nowin
Nuffin u can sees dat nawt b shon
Nowayr u can b dat nawt wayr u spozda b
It b eezee
Awl u niid b luv
Awl u niid b luv
Awl u niid b luv, luv
Luv b awl u niid
Awl u niid b luv (Awl togevver nao!)
Awl u niid b luv (Evreebodee!)
Awl u niid b luv, luv
Luv b awl u niid
Luv b awl u niid
Luv b awl u niid
Luv b awl u niid
Luv b awl u niid
Luv b awl u niid
Luv b awl u niid
Luv b awl u niid
Luv b awl u niid
Luv b awl u niid
Luv b awl u niid
Luv b awl u niid
Luv b awl u niid
Luv b awl u niid
Her luvz u, yeh, yeh, yeh
Her luvz u, yeh, yeh, yeh
Her luvz u, yeh, yeh, yeh
Her luvz u, yeh, yeh, yeh…
Nao, yew luuk liek a disgruntelled Pheelydelfia Iggles fayn werein owld skool jerzee.
No, This is refrence to “pearls before Swine!” Yes!
No, it’s a harvest moon wii reference!!
No foto no foto!
WHO WATCHES OVER YOU?
MAKE A LITTLE BIRDHOUSE IN YOUR SOUL.
NOT TO PUT TOO FINE A POINT ON IT, SAY I’M THE ONLY BEE IN YOUR BONNET
TMBG FTW!
this would make a pretty cute t-shirt for the LOLCats store.
No, u look lik drawin frum GOOSEBUMPS book cover.
Iz Indigo Bunting uv Rage.
if i approved of dis would i look like dis?
Awesome
Funny:D wallpaper!
Did you get that from Baten Kaitos, by anychance?
Yes you do
no. u looks liek chikn of deprssion.
Omgz lookz aat itz tainee feetz!
Acuialy he is a blackbird who got up on the wrong side of the nest