dis one dedicates to da ladeez
dis one dedicates to da ladeez
heerz anudder wai 2 git da ladeez…
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♫ it hadda be youuuuu
Some others I’ve seen,
Might never be mean
Might never be cross,
Or try to be boss
But they wouldn’t do
For nobody else, gave me a thrill
With all your faults, I
Love you still
It had to be you, wonderful you
It had to be youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
more love song lyrics
Aint misbehaving , savin awl my LOL’s fur you
Beauty and da bEast
Cant buy me Luv, (but chew can buy me bettah gushiee fud)
Do ya wanna know a Sekrit?
Eight daze a Weak
Felines, (whoawoawoa, feeelines…)
G
Gudnite My Sumwon
Hoo Do U Love?
Indian Luv Song
J…..
Just cawl to say Ai luvs U
Kan’t stawp fallin in luv wif U
Lost in Luv
…
M…
My Cherie Amour
No Living Without Loving You
Open Arms
P…
please please me
quando quando quando
rockin robin
s……
Stay with me
Tell me why
Under the Boardwalk
venus in bluejeans
welcome to my world
x….
xanadu
yellow submarine
z…
zing went the strings of my heart
gud wun!!! ai jus channeled zippidy doo dah!!
YAY we did it!!
LOL!!! WHAT a consert taht wuz!!
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*sigh* Luv sawngs! Waht wud we doo without tehm???
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And HOOOOOORAAAAAY fur Sweetpea! Teh veree best start of a thred tath ai hav EBBER scene!!
Ai wuz finkin’
Ziggee Stahrdusk adn teh Spydees frum mahrz…
You’d Think That People Would Have Had Enough Of Silly Love Songs.
But I Look Around Me And I See It Isn’t So.
Some People Wanna Fill The World With Silly Love Songs.
And What’s Wrong With That?
I’d Like To Know, ‘Cause Here I Go Again …
**skweels**
Wii habbin karry-oke nite agin?
Well, my friends the time has come,
Raise the roof and have some fun.
Throw a-way de work to be done,
Let the music play on.
(Play on, play on, play on…)
Everybody sing, everybody dance.
Lose yourself in wild romance.
I remember the first time
I laid more than eyes on you
We’ve been in love for a long time
And I’m still in love with you
I am so still in love with you
Will you always understand
I do not know what I would do
Without you
Sum ov teh songs I lissened tew today haz teh “R” rated lyriks.
**tries tew fink ov gud sawng**
I got wun! Iz been in my hed foar weeks!
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me, heal me, heal me.
Listening to you I get the music.
Gazing at you I get the heat.
Following you I climb the mountain.
I get excitement at your feet!
Right behind you I see the millions.
On you I see the glory.
From you I get opinions.
From you I get the story.
Listening to you I get the music.
Gazing at you I get the heat.
Following you I climb the mountain.
I get excitement at your feet!
Right behind you I see the millions.
On you I see the glory.
From you I get opinions.
From you I get the story.
Listening to you I get the music.
Gazing at you I get the heat (heat).
Following you I climb the mountain.
I get excitement at your feet!
Right behind you I see the millions.
On you I see the glory.
From you I get opinions.
From you I get the story.
Ohhhhh, listening to you I get the music.
Gazing at you I get the heat.
Following you I climb the mountain.
I get excitement at your feet!
Right behind you I see the millions.
On you I see the glory.
From you I get opinions.
From you I get the story.
Listening to you!
Yea!!!
Teh WHO fur teh wynne!
(Sez stick-liek arm-waver born on Pete Townsend’s neightall dae.)
oh, i hasn’t herd dat Macartney song in yearz!
iz THE WHO, sweetie piezie
sweetpea’s talkin’ about PM and Wings,
directly above, rhsb has a who song.
yup, fanks Stagehanddan!
Ai LUBS dis sawng!!
I like the video from Give My Regards to Broadstreet.
ai alwayz liked taht album!! didnut fink ennywun ekse did tho. ; )
Conga rats sweetpea. And since yew iz in teh tawp spawt. SCHMOOZ fur eberywun below.
Oh mai gudness. Where awr mai manners. Ai see wii already hab musik…
::sways back and forth (fifth eben) tew teh lub sawngs::
Wut wuld yew liek furr drinkees sweetpea?
Purrhaps uh fifth ob sumfing?
Beethoven, mebbee?
Scritch scratch. Wiki wiki. Rap.
shirley!! i haz missd yoo!! *hugglez shirley* hey, yoo shaved!
Yesh yesh. Cawmpleet make ober. Yew liek?
ooh, yesh. hoo’z yor stylist?
Dat wuld be teh good peepz at weeworld.
The clippings and eben teh electrolosys wuzn’t sew bad, but the wax wuz brutal.
i seed a medikal show wunse wher a liddle gurl had falled in a caktus an had thwosands ob teenytiny hair-like caktus prikkers all ober her. teh doctors culdnt figyur owt how to get all teh teenytiny prikkers owt, till sumwun sugjested waxing tehm owt. it wurked, but i fink thats teh only sitchoowayshun wher i’d let tehm put wax on me. owch.
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lukin gud, tho! lubs teh glasses!
BC noez dat gurls luv dudez dat dansdansdans!
that depends upon the skill of the danser.
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once again, it’s not the laughter that hurts………it’s the pointing.
Awwww. {{{{{SHD}}}}}
Ah, jest do lyk me – get enuf likwid curidj in u an u nawt care!
Wen I drinks tew musch, I finks I kin danse. Iz prolly teh oppozit, tho! **blushes**
Besides, I ushualee onlee chayre-danse oar car-danse.
U wanna gud laff? Imadjin me chayre-dansin tew Atomic Dog – at werk!
we’ve bin thru this alreddy!
Do I need to take u back owt for a spin?
ai resembling mdat remurk!
ah, Basement Cat- alwaiz so smooth with the lady
*turn up the volume on the radio*
….Cause your sooooooo smmmmmmmoooooth….
Santana, Carlos: still rockin!
Ooh, dats a gud wun!
My man Rob Thomas singin….**fans self**
ya should’ve seen his halloween show year before last, he came barreling from the dressing rooms dressed as Alex from Clockwork Orange.
ifinkso tehr may be a mass eksodus ob teh ladeez to teh nawty barn.
reelee?
dang….ai nawt can du dat…..needz lessunz…
kitteh gonna scratch ya a new tune
DJ kitteh spins da bluez
Kitteh bringing secksee bak….
are you still mad at me fur nawt caling da fyremins?
*lukz pitifuls*
Mebbe.
Why?
well itz never too late rite?
cud she call tehm now??
Ackshully, wii mite be needin tehm.
KK an I has builded dummy reprezentin my huzbin. Wii iz gonna beet an burn him in effigee.
*wispers*
itz reeeealy cool if u fills him up wif firewerks too, ala Guy Fawkes.
Ooh! Gud eyedea!
YAY a gud ole huzbin beetin’ *pullin’ owt BIG club* heehee…
*gulpiez*
*runrunrunrunrunrunsawaitewhiedfrumawlobdesepeepz*
Run DK *turns arownd, seez rhsb, turnsarowndrunsberryfasttewcatchuptewDK*
*runrunrunsfasturdenplasticat*
*cranks da bronze dragon to life*
yyyyeeeeEEEEEEOOOOOWWwwwwwww….
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a small cloud of dust is all that remains.
*turns round*
*gasp* iz nuther dragon!
*runrunrunruns obbar tew eet*
Yew bois beh da silli! Yew nawt rhsb’s stoopyexhubsand! Wii smart enuf tew noes da differens!
when the mob starts hunting…………
*lukks awai frum othur dragon* wut?
*ringydingy*
hewo? Fyremins? could you come halp rhsb?
*muffuled voice on otter end*
oh, there’s nutting rong.
*more muffled conbersashuns*
you won’t come unless there’s a real ‘mergensea? BRB…
*tinytendrilstriptrapdoartrigger*
*fwooooooomp*
okayz, we can hazza rhsb felled fru da twap door. can you be coming out nao?
Ah well, a gurl gotta do wut a gurl gotta do…
**assumes Penelope Pitstop position**
Halp! Halp!
*appearz* duz yoo needz halp gettin awt ob dere?
No, I be fine innaminnit.
Itza trap DK. Deh looking for a peepz tu put inna dummy liek a piney yada.
Nu-unh!
Wii gots piney yada alredde.
I waitin foar fyremens to get me outta sweetpea’s trap.
Okai. U wants dis flare soez teh fyremans can fined U?
* tosses a road flare down to rhsb… *
Care fuls it can gets hawt.
OWCH!
No no — dey stagin a mergensea cuz teh fyremenz won’t come owt to plai if dere izzint a mergensea, aifinkso.
**looks at watch, taps foot**
Iz tehy heer yet? Enny sine ov tehm?
I hazza burn nao. Needs hansum fyrefiter tew kiss it an make awl beddur…
Ai did nawt lited the flare yet!!
it may take’em a few minutes, six truck just past mai folks haus….at speed and with great volume…
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the dogs just luv dis.
Wayle, tehy shure it takin dere tiem!
I frew teh rowter fastur tahn tehy be dribin!
Didjoo see it teh uthur nite, Dan? Cween sed hur did.
see it?….I think the thing is in low earth orbit!!
Heck, it couldn’t even do THAT rite!
Didjoo see teh messidj I lefted u teh uthur day?
Hm… from teksas to kentukee… shud be there in about 2 days or so, rite?
Wutcha gonna do til then?
Shud we throw down some supplies?
Mite as well get comfee.
I can has blankees an pillols?
Herez teh blankees adn teh goose down pillol. U want sum Hawt Chokklit wif Katlua tu keeps U warms?
Yesh, plz. Iz kinda cold down heer.
I doanfinkso sweetpea paid teh heetin biill foar dis playse.
shur!
Throws down lotsa sawft blankits and pillols…
of shud that be,
Throws lotsa sawft blankits and down pillols?
Also, here’s a kitteh to keep u warm. My Flower kitteh. She loves to be held.
Teh floofy mamma kitteh? Oh, yesh!
I fink I gonna go sleeps nao.
**curlols up in blankees, hed barelee stikin owt**
Nite, frenz!
*flipflipflip*
*luks fru billz*
uh ohes
heers a funneeee…….
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2826547
yoo watn meh tew lite a fyer tew maek eet warm?
Frows an inblatable fyrman dawl down into da trap door wif rhsb.
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Tosses in an ayr pump.
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Dere, rhsb… dat mite due untyl da reel fing arribes.
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why not? wot could go rong?
O, seven long years have I have been weaving
A weaving me a new suit of clothes
And so when I saved me a little money
I took a ramble as you may suppose.
Chorus
O whiskey, whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
Whiskey, whiskey, Nancy-o.
As I was going up fair London city
Young Nancy Whisky I chanced to smell
So I thought it proper to call and see her
For seven long years I had loved her well
Smoov kitteh iz smoov.
*hedbonks*
how is u tonite dk?
I saw ur pretteh ribbon!!
Cant see teh krissmuss abatarts at home for some reason but it was teh pretteh at werk.
Ai kin see teh pretteh ribbon! Pretteh ribbon iz teh pretteh!
Prowd kitteh iz prowd!
Leeza! *HEDBONKS* Ooops, dat mitah bin a bit too hard…
Ai’s OK, fanks. My choir’s concert wasa cancelled tonite becuz of freezing rain followd by lotsa snow todai. We’ll do it next Tunasdai. Jsut az well – ai feels liek ai R fiting sum bug. “Shrek” is awn TB, so it’s awl gud.
Ai herd yoo hadded fun wif ur fellow ajint! Didjoo taek ennee pix?
*preens in mirror* Ai do luk gud in mai red bow, don’t ai!!!
Yas u do! Blak and red, a classik combinashun.
*skwinks*
No we dint take any pix.. I hope we rnt in trubble!
*ahem, hands on hips*
wut did ai jus hear?? no pikshurs?
uh ohs.
*hides*
undercovver agints nd internshunal seduck-tresses must maintain thayre incog…in-keg…inky-knne-toe. Teh ajjints ov teh male perswayshun must nawt be forewarned.
Remember wen I sed pyooter wuz growlin at me last nite?
It wuz runnin skan! Fank CC iz nawt my fawlt.
o gud….
wut seemz tew bee teh problum wif ur router?
**responded awn previus thred**
KK – U still heer?
Ware did u put teh huzbin dummeh?
DJ Fluffy welcomes u to the sho
U wanta rekwest some cheezburgers for ur frens?
Give us a call in de studyoo…
ai keeps getted a message ona pooter sez: a script iz runnin. wut iz dat? ai abortized it, cuz dey sez tew…
wuz ai wrongg?
If U haz a antivirus/spyware programs, I wood run dem. beddur saef den robbered.
i don’t kno, iz sumfin taht websites haz trubbles wif sumtimes. i just ignore tehm an go on wif lodin teh site. compyooter haznt blowed up yet.
WRr haz gud advice too. i wuz finkin ob teh messij taht sez “a script on this site haz had an error” or sumfin liek that. mebbee wut yor seeiniz diffrent.
abort, retry of fail?
Abort, retry, or ignore?
(iz naem ov poem ai sawededed)
DJ BassMint Kat on teh weelz of steel!!!1!
W00t w00t!
Okay, this iz gonna bug me nao…
Awn dis bideo…w w w . youtube.com/watch?v=QV_9pn7MGUo at one point, Roger is under teh waturfall. Teh next thing, he’s climbing up the rocks and his hair is COMPLETELY DRY!
Oh, and later, his jeans are LIGHT BLOO! No way they got that dark when wet.
ohai.
i hazzint comed heer 4 wile. sry!
butt i haz a prezzie 4 mah frenz on mah blorg. deteckibel storeh wiff kittehs. kinda noir (dats frontch). i calls it a dedleh game ob kitteh an mowse: i can bees kitteh, u can bees mowse. (dats in lol. storeh r not in lol.)
ur ibk
gud to see ya!
ohai, sweetpee!
gud 2 sees u 2!
useta has da dile up. meh. nao has hi spede!!
yay /
ooh, i lubs a mistree!! i haz bukmarked yor story for reeding!
lemme noes whuts u finks. an fanksu 4 reed mah storeh!
ur ibk
Player kitteh haz a player.
Oh dear lord. They’re putting up new improved brighter fluorescent lights in my area here at work. We have had all the fluorescents turned off in our area because the darn things give a few of us migraines — and now we’re getting brighter ones which will undoubtedly be actually turned on.
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DO NAWT WANT!!!!! Teh brite brite lites givz meh a bery unhappee & a major pleh.
I feel ur payne, NS.
I gets teh migraines (got a liddlul wun nao, ackshully) an tehy are teh EBIL!
Wud nawt wish awn ennywun, eben huzbin.
Dere iz sum pplz ai wud wish dem on — but onlee teh rillee rillee bad pplz. Ai wud wishing dem on OJ, but he hasta go to prizin (ha ha!!!), so ai gess ai will take him off the list.
Yeah — one of them is shining in my eyes already.
i am sowy. wish i could Halp…
Frenz, kin I axk foar gud thots?
I has sum medikul ishoos dat I need tew talk to my doc abowt an I akshully hopin will do surjeree. (I wud go in2 moar detayls, but cud be considered TMI foar sum peeps).
Alsew, teh dedlyne foar huzbin tew respon tew my cownter-offur wuz yesterday an wii nawt heered frum him oar hiz lolyer. I has a hissed awf abowt it an iz reddy tew get relee meen. I doan wanna get meen, but will if I hasta. I’m jes sew tyred of alla dis, an want it tew be OBER alredee!
Plz talk tew CC, send beems, or wutebber u do. I ‘presheeayte it awl.
Fanks.
*sending beems & healing vibes yer way*
Ob course U can has in mai tawks to Him.
{{{rhsb}}}
yah, wot WRR sed. {{{{rhsb}}}
{{{Snorgles for u}}}
crossin paws fur yew {{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Hey JK yu stil heer? wat “stroopys” meen?
stoopys = stoopid
sending best wishes and healeen paws fer {{rhsb}}!!!
thinkin pawsitive for you, red!
{{{{rhsb}}}}
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
get meen. him dont deserb nise. im all for makin peese an forgibness an all taht, but sumtimes enuff iz enuff. my brudder wented froo all taht #%*&$ wif him’s ex-wife, hoo wuz deeply pathologically selfish an emoshunly abyoosive. we all standed up an cheerd wen him finaly decided him had had enuff.
*****gud thots an prayrs goin owt for rhsb*****
Sending beams and gud thots, rhsb.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
{{{{Rhsb}}}} Dees Ceiling Cat,
I iz tawkys tonite fur our furend Rhsb ai fink she nees sum halps from u…oh great floofy one…pwease halp her sorties her ex out so she nees nawt worberies bouts it…an she nawt feels wel ai fink u nees maks her betas pwease….purdi pwease….kfanxbyes….Anom
Yew betcha! Us redheads gots tew stix tewgever
Whai U stix tugedder? U gots gloo awn Ur paws?
uh.. we can has dans tew? iz feel lieks waltsing..
o wayt, this kitteh nawt be deejayin?
I was dancin’ with my darlin to the Tennessee Waltz
When an old friend I happened to see.
I introduced him to my darlin’ and while they were dancin’
My friend stole my sweetheart from me.
I remember the night and the Tennessee Waltz
Now I know just how much I have lost
Yes, I lost my little darlin’ the night they were playin’
That beautiful Tennessee Waltz
can i have this danz,
for the rest 0 my life…
♪There’s a somebody
I’m longin’ to see
I hope that he turns out to be
Someone to watch over me
I’m a little lamb
Who’s lost in the wood
I know I could always be good…. ♫♪
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Hay! Who’s that snikkering?
Um, dat wud be mii! Sowree!
Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong,
Under the shade of a coolibah tree,
And he sang as he watched and waited ’til his billy boiled
“You’ll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me”
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
“You’ll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me”
And he sang as he watched and waited ’til his billy boiled,
“You’ll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me
Sinse wii b walt zing, i just gotta put dis in heer.
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Adn a-wun, adn a-tu, adn a-tree!
♫♪♫♪♫♪
Wen wii dans tugezzer
Mai whirlldz in dis guyz
Itz a faireee land tayle dat kum truu
Adn wen u lik at mii
Wif doze starz in ur iiz
I kud waltz akross Texas wif u
Waltz akross Texas wif u in mai arms
Waltz akross Texas wif u
Like a storybuk ending I’m lost in ur charmz
Adn I kud waltz akross Texas wif u
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My hartaykz adn trublolz r just up adn gone
Deh moment dat u kum in vu
Adn wif ur hand in mine deer
I kud dans on adn on
Adn I kud waltz akross Texas wif u
Waltz akross Texas…
♫♪♫♪♫♪
duz yoo wish tew Dnas tew rekkamember, oar tew forget?
Dear rhsb, Ai nawt professional but ai hab bin thru 2 divorces and da last wun wuz frum a partcularly nasty guy..he wuz a beater…yet he had eberbodee convinced he wuz innocent abused huzbin who dun nuffin rong in da 10 yrs wii married. AND ai eben started tu fweel sorry fur hem myself…but believe mi wen ai say, YU git eberfing yu can..cuz yu will be cheated owt ub eberfing dat lawyer can git. Iffn yu ex hazn’t thought ub et dat lawyer will…soe git meen gurl..fight an scratch an git wat iz yur due..gib noe quarter. Ai hope yu git better tu.. but tawk tu sumone an git strong… Watch da movie “the ex-wives club..heehee iz inspirational.
Ai kin wish migraines on yer pleh ex?
Fanks, CCR!
Nawt-sekkund hubbeh punched me inna arm awn our 6-monf annibersaree. Watta guy! Wun week befoar our nawt-sekkund anniversaree, I wuz flyin home.
Dis wun? I dunno wut happened tew him. Wii had our fites, but I thot we could work it out. Altho I nawt completelee innosent, he got a case of the stoopys, aifinkso!
Yu wecome sweetness cuz nuffin rile dis ol hussy moar den da meen,cheetin’, bac-stabbin “sob” dat triss tu be “BIG MAN” bai hurtin’ weemen. Mai motto “Kick *MUST BE CAREFUL HEER* butt, an taakz names. Ai queep yu en mai thoots. *Ai goota git kool dwink an swettle dwn* haha.
ok, wunse agin i haz posted my instrukshuns for habing an abatar if yoo not haz a compyooter yoo kan put pikshures on (like yor wurk compyooter) an wusne agin WP HAZ EETED IT!!! it wuz heer an now its gone!! why o why must i be perkes – peskyu – perkyu – why iz WP an/or teh moderators hatin on me????!??!? i iz only trying to help peeple!
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anyhoo, last i luked (just now) it wuz still on teh Hobart thred, so if yoo wants to hab an abatar an wants to be able to load it direkly frum teh interwebs insted of frum a pikshure on a computer, yoo kan find instrukshuns there. iz very long, but i tried to make it eezy for peeples hoo fink tehy dont kno much abwt compooters. also, cweenmj aksed if she culd put it on her ICHC helpers, so mebbee it beez nice an safe tehr now.
dat wud werk…..yoo culd awlsew putt eet awn yur profyle…
i finked ob taht, but iz long, way too long, iz mebbee longest post eber posted on ICHC, wich iz mebbee why it haz disamappeered frum TWO diffrent LOLz today. *sigh*
It mebbe gives WP teh Bellee Ache so It nawt happee wif it.
iz lawngest poast /ebber/?
liek…hao lawng?
But, I haz puttinged it on mai helperz paige….
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cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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ya gotta skroll down a wayz, but u will noeing it wen u seeing it.
mebbe sumwun tellz teh burgerz itz “offensive”, so tehy kinda hasta reemuuv it? dunno why ennywon wud do taht, but whoo noes?
i think it just b stoopee wp nomming deh commintz fur no pairunt reezun. itz ben dueing dat a lot latelee.
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I feelz ur pain, LM. it b so frusterating tu see deh halpful commint disappearing rite b4 ur iiz.
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okaiz…ai’z goin tew bed nao…
g’nite awl ob ya’ll!!
OUCH!!!
I can’t use lolspeak on this. I’m vinyl record lover and that scene makes me wince and cringe!! OUCH!!! ;_; That record has now been destroyed!
you mean liek tis? *uses his claus tew vinyl scratching*
hiphup kitteh learns teh hiphup beat matcheen teknik.
but wai sound sew funnee?
Blame Malcom McLaren for teaching kitteh how to scratch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irbG9cZDLgA
kitteh goes Old School on that one
Skratchin teh sloejamz just furyu, Shortii!