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Failed Kitteh Job #654 : GPS Receiver. “Pull over at next gas station and ask for directions. You’re lost and I’m hungry.”
dis GPS kitteh iz a bit betteh at his job.
picture: firecoach. lol caption: Erich-C.-Treeby
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
REcalkulating rootzzzzzzzzzzzz
taek da next abailabul leglol you tern to getme a cheeeeeezzzzz
burgrs. [kitteh alwayz fawls asleepz in da kar]
Luk down teh thred!! A Dark & Stormy haz bin started!!
awesome job sweetpea! i barely refreshed and you already commented!
fangs! i wuz trying for a noo purr sonlol rekkord to see how mini i could get in da furst minuet.
*rumble of thundre fr using da fur** werd*
u want drink an danse?
i r teh dansin grl, i alwaze danse 4 ebbry buddee!
Ew go wif your bad sef! Ai alwais enjoy your posses! Veree wittee!
hee- i can has a bad self!
Congrats, SP – u beet me in teh tye! Wat shall we get at teh tye booteek?
*making next leglol u tern to go tu Ty Booteek*
fanx, annipuss. Need a ride? i no a shortcut!
*goesroundandroundandround da JCH4K roundabout elebenty times*
Wheeee! hoo needz 2 goe 2 teh theem park?
fasten yr sleetbettes, er, seatbeltz, iz gonna be a bumpy riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide…
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Juss liek teh ride Ai had awn a lokul bus dis mornin – an dere aer no seetbeltz!
Wheeeeeeaieeeeeee! Again! Again!!
*puts car in reverse*
goes around JCH4K Roundabout bass akwards elebentee moar times!!
*statchoo ov JCH4K wif hur 4 kittehs waches wyld driving wif interest.*
Taht luks laik FUN! Can ai ride wif yoo??/
*stachoo stetps awf pedestal an stept to teh rode*
*stachoo smiles an stick out thumb*
*car screeches to a halt!!*
OHAI
o noes, put on ur seetbelt!
pull over! ime gettin seesik!
letz do sum donutz!
.
oooh…. donutz!
no no no no no o donut, plz!
Weee-Uhhhh Weee-Uhhhhh
Pulls ober ai gots tu gib ew tikit!
OHai! Ai can has a rid tu?
hop in! skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll
donuts? *looks hopefully*
ohai shd! long tyme no see! u iz up verrah layte?
Haz one SHD. Wif powdered sugar oar chocklit icing adn sprinklols? Iz KK donuts.
Has a kawfee tu.
oooo, chokkie cuvvered, anna cawfee
*sip,sipppp* *munch-munch-munch*
Recalculating ROOTS? Nawt tendrils today? U has chaynged???
yah, teh b0rg enhanzements triggered by the snipsnipsnip of cween’s massacre 0 da tendrils caused the rootz to become verrrrrrrrrrrrry invasive… watchout behind you!
u meen rowtzzzzzzz!
hah, you say tomayto i say tomaahto (and dan kwayle writed tomatoE)
akshully, teh GPS laydee on da sell fone sez “root”
Kitteh’s have too much attitude to make effective GPS.
Mai sister has a `lectric GPS as gud as dat!
duz it hav a hungree personalitee?
Ai dunno, but it keeps rekalkyoolaytin.
Dash-cat naps
Whut does Dot-cat does?
All kittehs be playin teh gnu Dark & Stormy down teh thred. Ebbreywun kin plai!!
Um… I’ll stay up here and… um… watch everybuddy’s wallets and stuff. Uh-hun. That’s whut I’ll does.
An Ai’ll stai up heer an watsh LCB!!!!
Dat sounds like beeg job, Ew shor ew up tu et?
um, u noes teh Morris code be offishullee retyred naow?
So ur saying that teh Dot-cat be napping also?
aifinkso!
Camoflage. Yer (almost) doing it right…
Msut… not… spl…
*grabs hockee helmitt adn puts it on wif a qwikness*
Oooh, ai’s a sucker fur teh meezers. Blargh! Ai is partlee ded!
Ohai! Yoo kannot being ded, 4.5K! Yoo haz a luvlee Crismus bow! Yoo must aryse and sillybrayt and be teh festiv wit us!
*dantz dantz dantz*
Duz we needin to get owt teh anti-tee-arr-oh-el-el masheenuree?
Probably. This pic is classic Care Troll Bait…
Here trollie, trollie, troll….
sigh. Why is this cat on the dashboard? You’re just asking for scratched upholstery.
It figures that you would have an upholstered dashboard…
*looks down nose at EM*
But of course.
(casually buffs fingernails)
Made from fuzzy little rodent pelts.
LOL, dis rebembers me ob wen we mooved frum wher we yoosed to lib to heer (abowt 100 miles away) i drived down erly wif teh boi, to meet teh mooving van. hubby stayed to finish pakking an wuld drive down taht evening wif teh kitteh. kitteh (sheba) clawed her way owt ob teh cardbord kitteh carryer an almost made a braek for it in teh parking lot ob burgurking. hubby grabbd her jsut in time, an she roded teh rest ob teh trip, all 100 miles (3+ howrs cawz ob road destrukshun) on hims lap, lukin owt the window. az long az her culd see wut wuz going on, hur wuz happy.
mennee yeerz agoi, ai drovez hoam frum Ohaio bak to Iowa wiv Koshka kitteh on mai lap (mebbe nawt sew smart, butt ai wuz yung).
gotted pulled over outside uv Chicago and cop cayme up to car window an Koshka putted hiz paws up tehere and luuked innerested.
Didun’t get a tiket!!
yesh 4.5k Meezers is mostsest fabrit, specially wen dey howls at full moonie.
Yor Meezers howls at teh moon? Wow! Hao kool! They be Were-Meezers, purrchantz?
dis kitteh cyoot, but maybe him shud be in teh back seet, tellin teh driver to keep it in hiz lane for CC’s sakes!!
(liek I wudn’t do teh same thing for that pic! (;)
Leeza-b – seriously that is the first thing I noticed was that the car was going down the middle of the road….this one is almost a driving fail.
ai akshullee fink it MITE be shopped. edges uv kitteh luuks suspishus.
Definitly suspishuss, but cyoot
PS – whatcha think ub my noo abatar??! Dat’s Angelina!
verree prittee kitteh!
i seez drivin fail all teh time wehre i livz. very fraid 2 b on road.
um yeah
specially sinse car looks lik it driving in middle of rode wit 18 or 38987543984 wheeler bearing down. Do not want. But I will take meezer for it’s own protekshun.
Say, this looks lyke an illostrayshun frum owr Dark and Stormy groop storeh! Iz that Fluffy, or whatever teh kitteh’s naym wuz in that storeh?
I haz a flash-bak . . . . It wuz a dark and stormy nite. Fluffy and I wuz dryving down teh interstayt. Suddenly, owt uv teh darkness . . .
a YNG appeared! He was frantically waving a …
3. freshly-ironed sheet with the words “HELP” painted on it with lipstick. NExt to him stood..
a pair of yellow eyes from Hell…
4. another YNG with a cardboard sign that read “Will work for belleh rubz!” Fluffy’s hooman decided to stop and offer thems a ride. He figgered he cud put the YNGs to werk as ‘escorts’ and maek sum munnies fer Fluffy’s addiction to gushifuds. As he slowed the car…
5 fluffy meowed “I wouldnt do that if i were u”
6. “Be kwiet, Fluffy!” I replied. We haz to doing a publick service. These YNGs ar kleerly in need uv halp. And then I . . .
7. pulloled ovr to syd of roade an openened passenger door. The not-sekunkd YNG lukked in. Fluffy walked over to open door and…
2. …appeared a pair of blazing yellow eyes. They hovered in the darkness like tail lights from hell. A flash of lightening illuminated the outline of…
princess mu’s YNG! But why did he have teh blazing yellow eyes? It could only be explained by…
a rift that was created from teh ebil uniberse. EM had bin xperimenting wif noo omlet recipes, and…
5. (remember the numbering, people?) one of them had come to life, crawled into the ear of the YNG, and taken control of his brain. Because of this, the YNG started to…
6 danse wildly in awl directions…
7. …and sum of hims wuz dansing in anudder direction. Butt, nawt to worry, all hims parts wuz attached. Then, in a flash of lightening the YNG saw in the distance the flash of…
8. a distant cannon fyre. It wuz a groop uv Civil War reenactors, and they wer just abowt to . . .
9 charge de local bank . funds bein short.it was decided to apply for a loan which wud be used to…..
10 bail out the Gushifud Company.
10.1 Then, suddenly…
10. set up a fund for destitoot YNGs. It wuz a noble kawz. Verreh noble. Yes, it wuz teh most nobel kawz we had herd uv since . . .
Teh bye-teh-lolruss-a-nyoo-bukkit fund
recreate the ineffective weaponry of the past…just for accuracy’s sake. As they went up to teller…
An sed, gibs meh awl ur choklit! Awl teh choklit ebberbuddy haz. But then a sownd of…..
ahem. you are completely out of order, Sir. I don’t see 4 any where, do you?
I stand corrected. I see if further up where the story line bifurcated. My apologies.
*ahem* Bifurcated? *ahem!*
This is a famly site! Plz to be keepin yor langwidge PG rayted!
Plz to be keepin yor bifurcayshuns pryvat, kthxbai!
Oh sowry!
Ur rite, the numbers r essenchal, of course!
Without them everything is always in proper order and totallee understandable……
*tries not to roll hur eyez*
*ends up cross eyed*
Luk, itz . . .
Leeza teh kross-eyed sqwirrl!
Must be anutherwunufthem ICHC groop storeh threds agin.
*pulls up a chayr, pours a drink*
I’m glad you agree.
*Slaps Leeza HARD on the back*
*Her eyes uncross*
You’re welcome…
Hey! I saw whut yoo did ther! Kwit slapping yor skwirl! This is a publik Web site!
Hmmph! *stalks away, but luks bak over sholder to see whut happins neggst*
*piks self up*
*dusts self off*
Hmf. Wif frendz liek that….
Hoo needs enymas…
ohai KK4, sry to innerupt but did yew receeebe teh mamakitty bideo? if nawt yer isp cudda thot it wuz spam……. jus wunnered
Brilliant innuendo!
Subletee – we haz it!!
whut if u iz slapping a bifurcated skwirrel?
nawt that there’z ennyfing rong wif taht…
Skwirrel nawt agree wif U tessm.
4.35a MaisNon, that pill, appeared with…
4.78d a qwikness. She…
4.899q …was looking stunning as usual.
Right and left people fell over from her fazer set on stun and…
4.78rev was extreeeemly put out by the fact that Ebil Maus had taste tested teh noo resipes on hur cherished…
4.70 a sign that read “cease this thred adn luk above. Taht storee maeks a liddle moar cents.”
LOL!!! ROFL!! @@@@@
No dolors, sadly, but a few moar cents.
My Meezer flamie point Pinky Ubiquitous Lee (wented to brig last year at age 20). Would truly wail and howl “HaaaaaWHHaaaaaawaaaaaa” during full moonies. We called her a Werecat and nights wit full moon were BigFatRounMoonie Nites. Even wit blinds drawn and closed up tite, she still knew!
Aw, thatz amazing! {{Pinky Ubiquitous Lee, teh howlin kitteh nao at teh brij}}
Wun wunders whut she wuz sayin to teh moon. For shurley she wuz speekin to it direkly.
Hubby fondly called her the Howling hairball from Hell, but it was sed wit de luv.
Yeah, I had a gurlfrend hoo kawled mah Gremlin “the cat frum h*ll.” Wuz onlee kuz he bited and hissed and growled at peepuls he didn’t know. Well, and at peepuls he did know. And teh vet. And everybuddy hoo kaym neer him except mahself and teh guy hoo wuz mah boyfrned at teh tyme (nao mah huzbin).
In retrospekt, I finks he wuz afrayd uv gnoo peepuls and left himz muther too erly (teh cat, nawt teh boyfrend). Sumtiems wun tries to git teh furst byt in befoar sumwun elz kin byting yoo . . .
sownds liek mah Tonya-kitteh…she has BasementCat tendanseez as well…will hiss, skratch and biet strange hoominz who come to visit meh if tehy gets too kloes to her…Plus, six munfs laetur and she still has a haet for Spooky, which bugz meh a bit…Dashbord kitteh luks liek Snowflake…sry if no nu pikturz lately…habbent had teh monies foar gud batteries and teh little freaklets chood up mah data cablol…and if taht wuznt bad enuf, i kant seem to connect to Flickr from mah offHISS laetleh….grrrr (hoem connection has been spotty foarebber)
I haz 2 brudders in da mee-lee-terry.. so I read dis dat her went to da BRIG- as in da mee-lee-terry prison… I had a “Oh NOS!” *smilol*
Sownds lyke KimW’s kitteh and myne (storehs abuv) culd hav bin sent to teh brig.
Brig-master: Kittehs, yoo is charged wit haolin, katerwaulin, bytin, hissin, and graowlin. Duz yoo haz ennything to say in yor own defenz?
Kitteh: Mrrooowwwl
*pounds gavel* Case dismissed! Kittehs, yoo may go free!
Mai Himalayan flame poynt haz desided 2 sing kitteh carols fur Krissmess seezon.
All nyte an all day, in fack. X___X Myte renayme hims Pavarotti.
gothchiq, awlmost naymed mai Inky, Pavarotti. He lieks to sing, sing, sing! Wen ai first dopted himz from teh pownd, ai cudn’t decied on Inky or Pavarotti. Ai tuks him to teh V.E.T. V.E.T. asked wut hiz nayme wuz. Ai told him ai hadn’t decieded yet and wut the naymes were. He sed, “Inky, becuz ai can’t spell Pavarotti!” He ben Inky eber since.
burfday fairy haz finally finded her way heer (iz troo, kitteh do not make very gud GPS sistems) to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz thems burfdays today. i haz bringed fudjy hommaed burfday cakes, frootsy tootsy punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms and goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, kandee, shiny pensils, wif eraysurs shaped like zoo aminlols, an sparkly kitteh stikkers! an, speshully for Guiness Piggeh, a silent noyzemaker an sugar-free treets. no need to fank me.
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but I still want to fank u!!!
*takes a pencil wif a monkee shaped erasur to rite in hur itteh bitteh sekrit diaree*
Wai iz kitteh fail at jawb uv GPS? Deze instrukshuns seem purrfecktlee logikal tew meh
an pleez tew bee gitten meh a cheezburger wile ur dere, kaithxyum!
I agreez bluesfan! GPS kitteh cares about your needs and lebel of lostness!
Wayt!! Ware is duh “Kitteh shunnunt be in da car nawt in da carryer” troLOL? I NO iz aron heer sum wayerz!
And teh “Whut about teh kitteh who taked the pickshur over teh driver’s sholderd?
Why that kitteh not in a carrier, hmmm?”
And wuz he a fully licentious member uv teh Kitteh Fotographers Union? Hmm?
. . . utherwyze gnown as teh Kitteh F-U orginizayshun.
Tu awl Basement kitteh luvers…ai finally gots all 3 mai BC’s in one picture! Dey nawt gits along so well…if yu wants tu see dem, ai jest put dem awn mai pictures unner mai bloo name….also mai kitteh Ripper is sleepin reeeeel cute!
Okai..jes wanna share!
Wow! In teh wun pikshor uv teh 3 blak kittehs, it luks lyke they haz lazors fully charjed!
Whut a nyce groop uv kittehs!
Oh hai, gremilin!!! Da bery small BC is Mommy, de medium size one is Secret, Mommy’s bebbeh, den da xtra large one is Baby, who was rescue kitteh dat sum ebil person dump in alley behind ar hause. Baby had bery tite collar round neck, we cut off collar, and den Baby git attacked by goggie, we take him tu vet, dis bin obber a yeer ago. Baby nawt stops eeting, ebber, aifinks Baby still finks he nebber gonna get fuuds agin!! Da gray and white kitteh if Ripper. Da oranj kitteh is Bubby, rescue kitteh, he nawt kin come inside cuzs hims has feline HIV.
kk4 – my not-secund kitteh the same as your Baby! It tookk
3 years for him to stop nomming all fud in bowl at once
Oh hai, gammacat!! Mommy wuz like dat fur a wile…hur was stray in ar yard…hur sew tiny, she luuk like littlol sausage! Den hur settlol down an reelize dat da noms aint goin noware! Baby pretty huge! It problee jes gonna take a wile fur him to settle in…Ai sware dat he luuk at meh an tell meh him jes big boned!!
Hai KK4!
afinkso – my Cannolli Cat luks the same when I pull him aweigh from baby kitteh fud.
Ripperton!
Yes, it’s Ripperton! Him forebber grateful fur da halp frum DeerAbbytabby!
Ripperton sez hai…
O hai, Ripperton!
*Deer AbbyTabby sends snorgles filled wif advices and lubs*
Deer AbbyTabby,
Aifanks yu fur de advices..ai still lieks tu trap Baby in da catbox, is bery fun fur meh. Ai sittin in kk4’s lap, ai halps hur wif wat pikshurs ub meh dat ai wan postid ai deleet da unflattrin uns, doh. Wuz fun tu hides sum ub mai noms unner kk4s pillow.
Yurs trooly,
Ripperton
Deer Ripperton,
I is glad that my advices worked for u and that u is teh grateful. Oh, look outside! Teh moon is bloo and there is pigs flying!
AbbyTabby
*Ripperton catches flyin pig from mid air wif pointy enz, leebs it awn AbbyTabby’s doorstep wif chrismis bow round it as a speshil gift*
Husbin is playin wif dem wif da wite stik dat yu see in da middlol! Usully Mommy fites wif dem awl, is rare dat dey awl plays tugedder lawng enuff tu get a pikshur!
*sniff, sniff* ai cannawt see pikshur uv teh basemint kitteh treeoh! whut up wiv taht?
Duz u haz deh fyrefawkz?? duz u git a white page??
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Dat b wut I gitz.
tell deh Cheezez….. Dey needz tu noeing dat I not b deh onlyest wun hoo cant seeing sum peepz profilez…..it b aggervating.
dis reminds me of a quote:
โWhat’s with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?โ- Erma Bombeck
Dat’s wye men taek gurls wiv dem in teh car – so dey haz sumwun 2 ask direkshuns.
Haha i never thought of that before. It makes sense. Though, i wonder…how come they never take a girl’s advice when they say to stop somewhere in order to ask directions?
Oh, mai…mai husbin such a bak seet driber dat wen we goes ennyware, ebben tu da store, ai git in pasinger seet! Ai lurn dis affter pullin awf da road many tiems and tellin him tu dribe!! Ai jes reeds a buuk, an wen we in traffic, ai closes mai eyes.
I wud liek to noe where dis persun is. First I thinked, mebbe Inglond? cuz of drivin on left. Then I sees steerin wheel is on left. Then I thinked waet, is not on left OR on rite. Is in middul.
I tinks teh General Positionin Siameezer devise needs to go bak in its bocks.
Luk liek steering weel awn left…an der is wite line in middlol ub road, so dey jes on da lef han side. Aifinks dat kitteh shuld be in carrier doh..in case dey hab tu stawp fast.
Ai thort it mite be a dual carrijwai wiv a shrubbery fur teh sentrul resebayshun – we haz sum liek dat in TTI
could it be-luks around conspiratoriallee- fotoshopp’d? ohnoooooes
Jeeny-us!
Mai kitteh tryed dat too. However, kar went up mowntain and hims fell off dashboard into mai lap. No moar direckshuns frum him. Had 2 use Mapkwest.
Is it a little frightning that the person is driving down the middle of the lane on a thruway?
GPS Kitteh neber lawst….awlwais knoes where kitteh iz unliek stoopy hoomun… Kitteh wants cheezburgers and lawts of dem and elebenty choklity milkyshaykes… *KCT presses nose to da windo agin….SEES MOAR SNOW AND LAWTSA WIND* OMG! Moar snow….hao ai getz hoem tonite? OMG! OMG! OMG! RESKWUE MEH! HALP!
does anyone notice that the guy is driving but taking a picture while driving.. also driving in the middle of two lanes.. and theres a big rig right behind him (you can see in the mirror)..
cute pic.. but is it worth risking your kitty’s life for?
I noticed that too — kind of creeped me out when I realized it lol
I notiss u not kunserned fur deh fotogafferz life, just deh kittyz.
Nice tuch, caretroll.
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But, bak tu ur kwestyun, deh anser b no, no wun els notissed dat.
uzzer dan deh lebentee peepz abuv u hoo comminted on it.
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Purrsunally, I think deh car haz just passinged deh semi
(seen in deh mee rowr)
adn iz gitting bak intu himz proper, rite-hand lane.
but datz just mii.
move along……..ai’m shur yew can solve whirld hunger sumwair else
buh-bye
Hay, Jkitty, ai seen video ub Mammakitty yu sent!! Hur sownd like siamese kitteh! Hur da cute! Ai uploaded nu piks awn mai profile ub da 3 BC’s in same place, an sum ub Ripper sleepin cute. Ai hope dey shows up, ebbrytiem ai check der diffrent pics awn der, mebbe mai profile will settlol down suun!
oh yesh ai alreddy seed dem….. yer mama n secrit luk laik mai mamakitty an her rascal dat be gone frum us ……. if yew look at mai lols aifinkso teh nawt second wun is mai gurls on der skritchin trayne
or iffn wp ‘lows me ai will gib yew a linkie tew cutnpaste
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=425529
Awww, Jkitty, dat wunnerful pikshur!!! How Mammakittys health?
oh nawt bad…….. her has teh stiff joints an kinda gimps a liddel…..an haz sum digestib issues
but her gettin around otay fur an old 18 year old!
Ai wuz gonna say, hur luuk bery gud an full ub sass fur 18!! Ai jes lubs hur voice!! Hur sownd bery siamese.
*Slides troll costum bak on from previous thred* Ai noez rite! Dat powr kitty! Nda teh driver puttingd him on teh dashbord nda eberyfing!! Oh teh horror!!! Wares teh cops wen yuu need dem, huh?
Luk like purrson in bak seet take pikshur. Driver problee gettin into correk lane affter passin Semi. Awl iz wehl wif da wurld, TG.
tis true. kitteh is always hungreh. go figure.
I’m hungry=calculating route.
That kitten is an awesome GPS thingamajig!
*KCT presses nose to da windo aginโฆ.SEES MOAR SNOW AND LAWTSA WIND* OMG! Moar snowโฆ.hao ai getz hoem tonite? OMG! OMG! OMG! RESKWUE MEH! HALP! IT KEEPS CUMMING DOWN! O NOES!
NNNNOOOOOEEEEZZZZ!!!! Wattta duu Ai duu? Halp! That’s eet Ai gotta get halp! *runsawaifasttewgethalpfurKCT*
Fankies, Plasticat! *worn owt from snows ebberywhere* Send wun large Saynt Bernard wif a keg fulla gud stuffz in it! Luks liek ai gets to stays heer at werks…..{{{{{Plasticat}}}}}
*Walks slowlee in wif Saynt Bernard nda calls owt* KCT!! Ware iz yoo? *looks down at paw* AAAAHHH!!!! teh snoww!!!! WennAiputzmehpawinnititmeltsndaturnstuuwaddurndamehcoLOLorsstarttuurun!!!!! *runz off leevin Saynt Bernard tu find KCT*
*KCT showts after Plasticat* Iz OK! Fanks fer the Saynt Bernard! *shivers in da snow* Ai be warm soon!
Waitugo, firecoach! Dr. Tinycat teh Navy-gator tu teh reskew!
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Por kitteh – hoomanz nevva ask dyrekshuns. Dat y Mozez lorst fawti yeerz in der willdernez
Kitteh can sense lokashuns of all neerby food plases
Pull over, we needs chiken sammich
Direktiuns? Dat’s teh goggie’s job.
Aw, what a cute kitteh! Is it just me, or does it seem that driving down a highway with a kitten on the dashboard, in the middle of the two lanes, all while snapping pictures might not be the safest driving technique, lol?
Oh, what am I saying? If I had a cute kitty like that as my travel companion I’d probably be doing the same thing.
Professional lolcat on a closed course. Do not attempt.
(Is u teh Loretta what gots engageded here on Valentimes Day?)
Iz uncommin to see kitteh at eez in car. If dat wuz mah kitteh, he wud be pukin’ ebbrywheres.
I’m on ur dash givn u diskreshun
Ummmm, I tinkz u shud prolly stay beetween linz wen dryving!!!!
Wow! My owner iz so stoopid to beez driven wif me outta da carryer! She needz to b beetin wif da commin senze stik!
Seriously… this is one of the dumbest things you can do with your animal. Not to mention the hazard you will be on the road.
Stupid
has anebody notized dat car iz in middel of teh road?