What iz you doin on da flor? iz you drunk agin?
no. i jus happeh. ok. mebbeh i iz a bit drunk.
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Had me to much eggnog. *hic*
W-what? Rum in dem? I didn’ noes…
Ohai Hatsuyuki, congrats on ur nawt sekund. Aer u nyoo? Ai hazn’t seed ur name b4.
*hic* ello Annipuss. I would gibs yoos a proper greeting, but I’s cant make the room stop spinnin.
*the little gryphon clings to the closest table leg*
*mew!*
*holds on to the room to stop it from spinning*
Ai dare nawt offur u moar drinks and ai’m nawt sure dansing wud be guud, eiver. Ai offer u a pillow and a floofy blanket wif snow crystals printed on, k?
*snuggles into blanket, takes a tall black coffee from Tim Hortins (if yoos dun know what that is, its frum canadia!)*
*sip*
Danks…umm. Eggnog?
*offers the last carton*
ohai Hatsuyuki! Congratewmalayshuns on yur nawt-secund! An yes, wud loev sum egnog (iz fien fer kawfee-tiem heer in TTI, o yes aifinkso!!). Fankew.
*sipps egnog hapilee*
Ai suggest sum berry strawng blakk coffee!
Heer Hatsuyuki, haev sum Timbits wif your strawng blakk coffeeee.
Maybe nawt tihs wun, tho… Ai likkd awt the eyesing shugur orf onna wae heer.
*noms the timbits*
(again, fur the un-canadia persons…it’s a donut-hole. Small round donut dough eaten wiff coffee!)
Danks sweetie! I…*hic* I dinks I lubs yoo…
*falls back into comfy bed*
ooo strawng caffee sounds sooo goood, ‘specially wit a scoooone.
*Hands SHD a big mug of strawn caffee and a playte wif scones and cookies*
*blow on caffee* *grabs a scone* May she rest in peace and her doggies found a good home, amen. munch-munch-munch
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sssiiip…………BOING (every hair stands straight out), now dats a cuppa cawfee!
*Lynz up dansin roh dentz* Conga ratz awn nawt sekond
OMG I ISH SOWWI, I DID NOT NOESH WE WERE GOIN’ TO DA VETSH…..
get up an feed me
See…. I told you the Roomba had a devious mind of its own.
LOL! Yew beh da brilliant (an awnest), annipuss!
Sorry ’bout leavin’ my toy dere
Wile u aer doun dere, get mai toi owt frum unner teh cowch plzthx.
Ohai Anni. Ai liek teh Xmas hat awn yer kitteh pikshure!
Wot u meens, agin? Ai still is! Drunk frum teh cyoot!
O, hai upfi, u sweety face.
It r 3:19 in teh moarneeng heer. I r still up. seein ur name and sayin, awwww…
deres mah sweet upfi.
in 28 ow-urz I getz too goe too teh den test and getz dis horrubbull toofy teh
hoofin it deesurbs.
Denz, I will beez happeh.
wishes meh sum luck, k?
Best ob Luck kafleen!! Mae teh den test haev gottid moar sleep tahn yew!
Ai wud nawt bii abull tew sleep eye der.
(Hmm. Ai am nawt sleepN aniwhey.)
*flits of to bed*
*Yawn & stretch*
Mai dear dawn key!!!! SCHMOOOS!!!!!1!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Ai hopes u can sleep soon. Hooray for getting teh hawribul toof out. Ai wish u awl teh luck in teh wurld! Cum back and tell us hao it went, k? But furst get sum sleep, u needs it!
Best wishes Kafleen fur a rapid end to de stoopy toof!!
Yeah, wot luvscatsva sed! Hoeps yews feline better sewn!
What dey awl sed.
Ooh, Kafleen! Deh pleh toofs is teh pleh-est! Hope yur den test fixes yu up sew yu can gets sum sleeps an nawt has teh hurtings enny moar.
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{{{{{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}}}}
I kan haz Itteh Bitteh Kitteh I pict chour?
hao manee whiskars iz ai holdin up?
wel ORL of dem, of cors, udderwiez dey orl forlz awt!
*hic* (o luk, ai speeks de Latin!)
Hatsuyuki, u maeks GUD egnog!!!
ai can haz nog?
sumwun else can haz mai egg…
*gets out the punch bowl*
I’s didn makes it, muh human did. I tot its waz jus regular eggnog. *hic*
Enjoy! *facefaults back into comfy bed*
*sips eggnog*
*offers da Orkney clootie dumpling (laced wif brandee… since it Catmus)*
mmm
ai wil suplai de creem. whut a feest!!
Oooo…Ai shall maek homemade whipped cweam fur yer eggnog! Heer it ez, heer it ez!
and a haec hoc huius huius huius back at Lovecat!
I love Latin (I’m a Latin lover?). My professor spoke it at home wiv his childrens.
Ohai Hatsuyuki
Welcome to teh cheezpeepz
Iz U Gnu, cause I hazen’t be seeings you here b4.
*keeps wobbling around*
Danks…umm. I still gotz sum eggnog. It’s 5:00pm SUMWHERE, rite?
*offers*
Iz awlwais five o’clock sumwhair. Usually in Margaritaville…an’ mai ‘partment!
Teh kittehs awlwais noe when yew has teh durnk. Trust meh. Dey gets awl judgementally affer teh seckund glass ov wine!
eivver judgemental, or aquisitive…..iffen ya to drunk…dey ken steel sum uf eet.
Ah yush. Mai smaller kitteh lieks tew steel teh beer frum mai boifwiend. An’ mai bigger kitteh wonce nocked ovver mai Appletini.
rekon dey figger, if mam has it…..I wants eet!
Tru. Dats teh same reason small children steel dair parent’s dwinks, aifinkso!
I is not drunk, i CLUMSY
Why kitteh, what beeg eyes you hav!
*fall hipnotised onto floor*
*thud*
hipnotised? dat’s a noo wurd fur it!
ai iz hipnotised bai Hatsuyuki’s eggnog *hic*
mibbe ai shud nawt haz had a pint uf it?
the eggnog nawt de problem, izza……iz additive, that anna kitteh gaze
.
*voice goes all….dreamy* why yes…we do need moar nip toys, anna gushifuds.
Erm…moar tew dwink becuz of nip? Moar fud becuz ov dwink?
**pops up wif tray**
Ai haz a bonbon assortment ov teh nip tois, dainty oardurve size gushyfud bowls, an’ eggnog martoonies fur awl!
*voice still unfocused and dreamy* nnnooo….iitss the eyes…..the nose
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wazzat? bigger kitteh basket?…..ooohhh the bed instead ovva basket
**tosses fluffy blankeet ovver dan’s head**
Nao yew are fwee frum teh kittehs demands. Yew can peek, but du not luk direcktly intew teh eyes!!
I r jelus of dis kleen hawse. Kitteh must be new–no kitteh fluffs unner dat cabinet.
New kitteh, oar mebbe new hawse?
Did u put mah fud dish down ther?
dat is wat mai kittehs alwayz sez!!!!
NO I is not drunkee, I falled over yore rattlemouse toy AGIN. Why you no put him away when yu done playin wid him???
er… cuz dat’s UR job az mai hooman!
in teh midlol of teh floor IS away, stoopy hoomin. Y u walkin round in mai toybocks??
Don mew sew laud kitteh, eye haz eh hedayik.
ai not sew tink as u drunk ai iz!1!
*hic*
Maybe this time Hasselhof will share some of his cheeseburger????
???
Rlly funnee!!! FTW!!!(for teh win!!)
Ai slipt ovah on sum spilt neggnog…
it hadz extry “nog” innit. *hic*
Noe, ai am just admyron kittoon at kittoon levuhl!
“What iz you doin on da flor? iz you drunk agin?”
ooh..this one makes me happy! Thanks for that!
An I sed PUT ON YOR CHRG!! BEFOR yoo clik! I meens it!