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Translation: Mah brolly! Gimme mah… nom nom nom.
There are lots of cats and kittens that like to eat broccoli. But this one gets mighty vocal about his demands for MOAR BROLLY! Unlike dis one.
Thanks to kimberlyjennery for the original video here. Submitted by whatladder.
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Pffft – kint see video lols….
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But – Kitteh lieks to eetin small tree-lukkin fuds?
wair tuna?
Congrats, NS.
Ai wunder wat dey soked teh brokklee wiv….
Mah Skimble lieks himz veggies — wud eet broklee, aiz shur. Him lurves mushrooms, zookeenee, spinich, bloody mary mix, pea soop, & hevvin noes wut else.
Ai had fren hoo had kitteh dat eeted cantalope.
Skimble haz bin known to raid an unattended bowl uv froot salad. Ai just remembring dat himz lieks edamame pods — nawt teh beens demselves, but teh pods.
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Himz an odd kitteh — but himz mah sweet orinj (nawt poysin) furreh son.
DEY say….
(u noe…teh inimitubbull DEY)
not too beez nommin teh grapes.
kthxbai.
mai kitteh wunce et a small bowl uf froot salad that wuz soked in brandee e wus walking sideways for awhile an den he fell asleep it wuz pretty funneh i felt sorry for him in da mornin doe
R him naymed aftur Skimbleshanks? ‘Cos dat wud b awsum.
Main frens kitteh was allergik to meat!
kitteh lubed cyucumbrrs!
onoes, pore bebbeh! cud himz be helfy awn vejametarien dyet?
kitteh also had lotsa vytamens, afinkso
U kan givz kitteh difrent kines of meet. Ai met a kitteh taht had to eet duk evridai kuz hims cuddn’t eet teh kittehfud.
did himz burp alot?
*gigglols*
We used to has a kitteh hoo lubbed teh green beenz.
mai Sam-Sam used to lyke refryed beenz! an tortilla chips. also yogurt. an wun nite we wuz havin chiken wiv leeks an linguine an hee jumped up onna bak uv mai chayre and started tryin to steel it offa mai fork!
at wun poynt ai wuz keepin a list of alla hoomin fuds he wud eet.
Ohh, my Rascal lubbs teh yogurt! Him no caers wut flavur. Ai’d eet mine an saeves him a liddle bit and he stick hims fase into teh container sillee kitteh!
you mean “catalope”?
lolz
Mah Angelina (luk – shez my abatar nao!) lieks chooin grass, so ai gives her da greenees in her gushifuds so her no haftas. Don wan her grazin likka kow yno.
wel if she om-nom-noms teh grass, den u can get rid ob teh loud skary lawnmower!! lulz
Mai ohld n long-lozt kitteh “Gabby” wud ated grean peaz; he lurved grean peaz! We cud meks trale of peaz thru hows – one rum to udder!- and Gabby wud eet hims wai downs teh lyn uv peaz! GAbby’z gown 24 yrs nao, but hymz stli mizd muchly.
Probabelity somethingez wiv tuna flovoured spray?
heh, that probably could be the reason with it
‘cept for da udder kitteh corn pleetly ‘nored da brokklees bowl.
Prolly buttah. I dint have brolly kitteh, but I had an artickokes kitteh. Dint hafta soak in nuthin.
mai goggie lurves blakbarees. Is not so strange.
but the videeo mad me lol aneeways ^_^
MAi kitteh, Hermes leiks beer! Himz a Rushin’ Bloo. Hermes sez “rownd iz a shaype!” Gud Kitteh!
Also Ai once had a kitteh who leiked just the jelli part of tomatoez an Q-cumberz, plus da seedz. Houdini was a “special” kitteh.
Onoes! almosst fergetted! Dere was a Siameze who leiked whyte wine! An most kittehs now leik spagetti sauce – nom nnom!
DID YOOZ KNOW: Kittehs (all kinds from tygerz down to house kittehs) Lakz the taste-bud for ?!? Somewares n evolution / ceiling cat dezign the Lost it! Pour kittehs!
Hoap yu kan sune kawz itz teh bestust evur!
Mii eethur!
((((((( Ai haz a sad. Ai wantz tu c teh VIDDY!
awww, a veganareeum kitteh, duz nawt eet meets! Haow KYOOTE!!
Veganarreum kitteh die in a week frum taurine deficiency. Not kyoote.
hah! iz cientiffik reesun tew has cheezburgers!!
Az lawng as kitteh iz helfee (liekly eetin sum fuds wif taurine), itz kyoot!!!
**nods nods** kitteh nawt jes eets brokkly, ai sure. Kitteh helthee, kitteh cute, kitteh funneh.
Zacktlee! Nuffin rong wit gibbin kitteh a bit uv brokkly, if hims gets gud meetfud 2.
die in a week!?!1!! OMCC, n eye thot dat “in the cat, a chronic deficiency of taurine induces a progressive degeneration of the retina, leading to a total blindness within 2 years.” Dese vee-e_tees, dey noes nutin
Amen to that Charlene! You go u educated person, you!
Kittoon nawt veganarreum. Kittoon jus lykez teh broc fur a treet.
At least dis kitteh haz one thing on the first Prezmident Bush: he actually likez hiz broccolis.
Don’t want dat – want gushifud
Needz cheezs!
I prefers teh spinach actually.
Brokley wif cheez soss bedder, aifinkso. Dis obviouslee rebel yung kitteh, goin aginst da norm.
Kittehs liek ther greens!
AWWWW a vegetarian kitteh. I liek dis.
Cats are STRICT carnivores and should NEVER be forced by an opinionated human to be vegitarian, EVER! Their bodies don’t digest vegetable and plant matter the way humans do, they can not get any nutrition from it because their bodies are made to digest meat. Do some reasearch, I’m not wrong.
So your cat shouldn’t eat ground yellow corn, wheat flour, corn gluten meal, soybean meal, or brewers rice?
Because those are all in Purina Cat Chow.
HAHAHAHAHAHA PURINA!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IF YOU FEED YOUR CAT THAT JUNK YOU SHOULDNT HAVE CATS, HAHAHAHAHAHA! NO, I FEED MINE CAT FOOD WHERE MEAT IS THE FIRST INGREDIENT! SCIENCE DIET TYVM.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PURINA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, IF YOU FEED YOUR CAT THAT JUNK YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PETS. UNLIKE YOU I’M EDUCATED ON PET CARE AND NUTRITION…I FEED MY CATS CAT FOOD WITH MEAT AS THE FIRST INGREDIENT LIKE SCIENCE DIET, NUTRO, IAMS, ETC. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SOME PEOPLE…
Actually, if you do some research online you’ll find that those ingredients aren’t good for kitties either! Most cat food you find in grocery stores are equivalent to junk food for people — yes, a cat *can* eat it, but it’s definitely not the healthiest option! (Just like with people, too many simple carbs can lead to obesity and diabetes in cats!) The healthiest cat foods have much more protein and little to no grains
Amen to you Jen! You must have worked at Petco at one point or another, because that’s exactly what they call Purina
No they really shouldn’t, Purina Cat Chow is a pretty low grade of cat food with far too many fillers. It won’t kill them, but it’s not an ideal food for a steady diet, I personally feed my kitteh’s Felidae.
hes not saying they shouldnt eat it, if a cat likes it as this one seems to thats fine, so long as they have a high meat source also because as stated they gain no nutrition from vegetables as they’re body isnt capable of digesting vegetable matter properly.
Troo! Kittehs iz Obligate Carnivores: must eatz meatz! But dis kitteh just want himz green noms. Iz not force feed, an nuffink ebil bout okashunul brocklee! Omnomnomnom!
much better, thank you schreu!
Prolly had butter on it, dats why he nutzo over it 
Luks liek kitteh is doin teh forcing!!
Obligate carnivore is not equivalent to death by veggie.
and cats still eat grasses and other plants in the wild so your statement is untrue, although cats diets consist mostly of meat they can and often will eat plants so
uh huh, and you ever see them HEAVE IT UP? damn…some people i’m tellin ya. They eat plants to help them selves puke.
I disagree. My father-in-law had a cat who was fed a purely meat diet and the cat died a short time later from a vitamin deficiency. Cat pellets are actually part starch with a certain amount of greens mixed in along with the taurine extract.
My cat was a long haired calico who used to sit in a chair at the table and pull little pieces of the salad (lettuce, tomato, etc.) and slyly eat them. I miss my Molly…
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PLEH! DO NAWT WANT!!!!
gimme cheezburger innsted!
what about yer vitamins and nimerals hmmm? cheezburger only has teh calcium!
dere’z othurr gushiefuds wif does tings in dem…
*ponders* udder gushifuds like…
Applol pie
Banana cake
Coconuts
D…
Dri fuds (NAWT)
Eggz
Fried fudz
Gushinoms
Hollendaiz sawce
I…
Donuts
Egg salid sammiches
Frankenfooters
Gorgonzola cheez
Hossenfeffer
Ice cream
J…
Jamba juice
Kiwi froots
Linguini w/shrimp
Meetballs
N….
Nachos
Orijs (nawt pyzin)
Popsikelz
Q..
Quiche
ratatouille
succotash
Tormato Soop
U…
Qwalitee steaks
Raviolis
Shrimp scampi
Tandoori chikken
Unbeleevable pies
V….
Velvety caek
Wondermous McGonigles Staykes
Xtra Large CHoklit milkyshayke
Ze grayte bacon sammich
Um, calcium, sure…from the cheez…but there’s protien from the meat, lycopene from the tomato, leafy green vit B from the lettuce, sodium…etc etc.
Dis kitteh da cute! Da way hims littlol legs stik owt wen dey piks him up! Howebber, da older kittehs nawt want da green fuuds.
White kitteh in bak sez: “Durn yung wipper-snappers, dun no gud fudz wen dey seez it.”
and efen likes it wiffout teh hollin dayz sauce!
Mmmmmm, hollin days sauce….*makes eggs benidikt, shares wif ebbryone*
oo! al lieks dat sawce…..*lienz up wif plaet tew get sum*
Dat da bestest ebber sauce!! *spoons eggs benedikt intu plate wif xtra sauce* Well, is mainly sauce, cuz dey nebber gib yu enuff at the restyrawnt, aifinks.
I once got a severe case of food of poisoning eating hollinday sauce
in berre fanceh restaurant
:do not want
Oh noes, two_kittehs!! Dat da pleh! Wen ai wuz xpectin mai son, ai had such bad cravin fur shrimp, nawt da frozen ones, but da fresh ones yu hab tu cleen, den ai cuuks dem in butter, garlic an lemon juice. Ai eeted dem mornin, noon an nite fur bout 3 months, den ai broke out in hives one night. (ai still lubs dem doh)
yesh it wuz a confurrence dat was work related
an I wid mah boss and mah coworkers
an on deh dribe bak I was so naushus
did not want to throw up in deh boss kitteh’s car
Ur shrimpz sound delishus
I lubs shwimpz and cookz dem a million diffurent waiz
bummer bout da pleh on da wai home in bossis car!! Wen yu feels liek dat, yu kinnawt gits home fast enuff!! Ai still lubs shrimp, aifinks der wuz sumfin in dem dat ai needed wen ai was xpectin son…ai nebber eeted sew much shrimp in mai life!! Way bak den der wuz awl yu kin eet shrimp at Sizzler, an ai eeted 9 plates ub shrimp! Waitress keep askin meh, yu shur yu wants moar? Ai tells hur tu keep dem plates coming!!
ai knoez…..iz awlwaez liek, teenee bitt ob sawse…
Mmmm… eggz benidikt.
*drool*
Heer, nightshayde, ai maded plenty tu go round! Der is brokkly as side dish, but nawt hab tu eets dat.
Ai wud happillee eeting teh broklee azwell. Ai lurves broklee.
Fanks fur teh noms! (nao ai mite haz to go to a restaurant & get sum eggz benedikt).
Oh, I haz a grate eggz benedikt storee.
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I wuz viziting mai deer Awntee in Norf Carolinee adn wii wuz gonna go tu lunch. Hur wuz wurreed she wuzn’t dresst up enuf, kuz she had herd deh restrawnt wii b going tu had gnu ownerz adn had gone upskale.
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Wii gotted dere and it still haddz deh same wornd owt linoleeumz floor and boothz wif deh dukkee tayped seetz. But, tu mii deh topper came wen I ordered deh eggz benedikt adn deh waytriss askt, “Dew yew wawnt gritz wif dat?”
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After deh waytriss wentted intu deh kitchen I whisspurred tu Awntee, “I fink mebbe wii b ober dresst fur dis plais.”
*snerk*
LOLZ…..an gigglols!!
Oh, queenie….u beez too cyoot.
duckee taped seets? o mai.
Folks, nebbur worriez bowt bein ovurr dressed. Is respeckfull, an u can
allus claim to bee goin too fancee plais affurwurds if dey gibs u teh
funneh eye an teh quest-chinnings.
*sigh*
teh grits, dey r too die furr…………….
(speshullee wiff teh buttur an peppur…)
Bebbeh kitteh nawt kno him C-A-R-N-I-V-O-R-E.
Oh hai, rhsb, how yu tonite?
ohai rhsb how is U this evening?
Ohai ladees.
Plz tew be reedin below foar anser.
I hope you meet the peddler
with a feather in his hat,
the penny-whistle man
with the orange-colored cat
dunno dat storree, buttz it gibs meh a wisst-full.
*sigh*
carnivore FAIL.
oh no.
it’s that….WORD….again.
*ushers it off to a less…pleasant place*
mai kitteh luvs broccoli too- and all cooked vegiez! she noms sum froots too like pears n strawberriez.
Lol! My kitteh lieks Wheat Chex. I hav to hied the box!
Mai Ted lieks the brokoly. Also basil. But nawt catnip.
*runz inna ruum skreemin* Aneewun got paynt? Oar a heeter nda paynt? Cwik meh colors iz running off cuzza teh sno!!!!!!!
o noez! *runrunrunz awff tew get paynt, den coms bak reelee, reelee kwik wiff sum*
o heer!
waet…yoo has sno? Lukkee…
U has teh snnow?
Plz tew bee-keepin it. Doan wunt nun in KY.
kthxbai
Wii dun wantz eet heer! Mayb Cweenmj can maek eet go awai?
awww…ai wantz teh sno….iz nao awl weerd adn warm adn hyoomid….pleh-ish wethurr….
Okay fine *exitedlee plans owt events dat follo* heers wat we’ll do: Ai will go lib in yewr haus furr a week, nda yew comm lib in mine! K? No needz furr detayls! *turns around tew walkoff reveelin beeg glopbs uv dried paynt on bak*
Oh nda Draconic Kitteh, I dun remememememburr: did yew want tew b a kitteh oar a Dragon in meh moovee?
hmmm….wai nawt bofe?
parobablee kitteh….dat can breef fyer, ob cawrse…
Okey!
u b over estee maiting mine powerz.
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bai bowt a fakter uv infiniteez.
O Ai waz sew close! Duz Ai still get a prize?
Yes!! u gitz a prize!!1 U b on deh gnu map!!
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den u haz tu find ur kololony.
Yesh wii haz sno but dats nawt how Ai gotted eet! *color drips onna carpet* Ai gotted eet tryin tew save KCT on teh previous thred! Oh noez Ai left teh Saynt Bernard wif her! Sumbodee reskuw teh Saynt Bernard tuu, himz mite get cold!
goggie awl fine nao- hims by mai heater.
I jes lub teh littlol sownz teh bebbeh makes. It awlmoas maded me splort, but I helded awn 2 my CHRG wif bofe hanz.
Pluz, I haza hissed awf tew. Wii nawt heered frum huzbinz lolyer yet. Dedline wuz yesterday. **growlols an hisses in huzbinz generul direckshun**
I once had a pig that loved me
We lived in a shed in the country
In a middle class district of Dunfries
But that sad kind of pig was he
Pigs can’t swim and pigs can’t fly
But pigs can see the wind go by
Pigs make lovely household friends
When winter comes and summer ends.
Guitar man
Play it all night long
Take me back to where the music hit me
Life was good
And love was easy…
(mebbe rong, I typed from memree)
I once had a pig that loved me
We lived in a shed in the country
In a middle class district of Dunfries
But that sad kind of pig was he
Chorus:
Pigs can’t swim and pigs can’t fly
But pigs can see the wind go by
Pigs make lovely household friends
When winter comes and summer ends.
Each week that lofty beastie
Would beg with eyes so misty
To take a boat o’er to England
His life dreams to fulfill.
To plunge into the Channel
Swim to France would be his gamble
Lord Chadwick couldn’t hold a candle
To such a darin’ pig as he.
“Are you tired of me?” I asked him
“Will our friendship not be lastin’?”
But he told me I was graspin’
And he needed to be free.
“So will you take me there tomorrow?”
“In a pigs eye” I said with sorrow
So he drowned himself in the bathtub
(Naughty boy) and I had porkchops for me tea.
Early in the morning
So early in the morning.
So early in the morning.
Before the break of day.
:RAWR
feroshus rhsb is feroshus
{{rhsb}} Hab yu ebber reeded da “Sweet potato queens”? Dey gawt chaptur bout mens dat needs shootin…(al in gud fun, ob corse…~snerk~)
We awl need
Sumone we can leen awn
An if yu want tu
Yu kin leen awn me
I haz an eyedea!
Let’s make huzbin dummeh (HA) an rip him tew shreds in effigy!
I must warn y’all — my Ebil Minyun side is owt tonite!
U shud does it, is gud therapee
Gits bak! I haz a fierce!
U awl moobed, 2_k?
Nope not yet, the moving guys took the stuffz we packed dis morning
we is gonna drive tommoroz wid deh two kittehz and selvez
Gud luk!
Duz ur kittehs ride gud? Josie didn’t. Imadjin dribin 1800 miles wif unhappee kitteh inna car.
Do NAWT want!
demz is ok, dey criez fur half an hour and den goez to sleep
demz did purteh gud when we drove from Maine to DC
this is a much shortah dribe
Safe travelz
{{{{two_kittehs}}}}
*gulp* uh oh…..ai gottz a bad feelin ‘bawt dis……
*runrunrunsawaitewhiedsaefleeawaifrumrhsb’sebilminynsaied*
Smart kid. **wink**
*gulps*
*hieds furthur awai*
burnz him at steak. den U can meet teh fyremans too.
**perks up**
Gud eyedea!
**whispurrs** Want me tew axk tehm tew send fyrewimmins, tew?
wai nawt.
*coms sum awt ob hiedin*
wai nawt!!
*runs qwiklee tu partee, alreddy haz xhusbin dummy reddy made fur jes such an occasion* *takes owt bic* Ai reddy, gurl!!!
Come awn bebbeh, lyte my fyre…..
Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, “The King and I” and “The Catcher in the Rye”
Eisenhower, vaccine, England’s got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye
CHORUS:
We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to fight it
Ai gawt onlee un burnin desire
Let me stand next tu yur fire
Dats gus sawng tew dribe tew.
I lubs me sum Billy Joel. Him an Elton John is gonna toor agin. YAY!
OMG!@!!! RILLY? I HAS AN EXPECTANT!
Yup. It wuz annownsed nawt long ago.
Tour is supposed tew start in Spring 09 an mebbe last 2 yeers.
I saw tehm in CT in 2002 an wuz teh awsum! I must go agin dis tiem arown.
Da roof
Da roof
Da roof in awn fyre
Wii nawt kare.
Let teh ********** burn!
Us kats eet most enyting u eet. Haoevar, wi lykes awl aor vegabulz kookd. (I had a tuxedo female that ate raisins, but all cooked vegetables were legal)
mah yogeh kitteh loves to eat cereal
and nonfat yogurt
himz healf conshus kitteh
Josie lubbed jes abowt ennyfing I wuz eetin.
Hur fabrits wuz mashed potatoes, lunchmeet (roast beest, corned beest, turkee), an Cream of Wheat cereal.
If you care about animals…
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Naic job, FloydFan.
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Mai kitteh is a shelta kitteh.
A blak wun. I heer dey is hardr tu find hoams fer. We lubs him.
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Now he gots jus tree laigs. Teh vet hadda tayk wun off cuz it got infected. But himz doan seem tu mynd.
Haha. Kitty mews in protest.
WRr – How wuz teh dribe hoem last nite/dis moarnin?
Nawt 2 bad wuz 6″ of snoes on top of iec. Ai haz teh 4 wheel dribe and onlee libs 10 minutes awai frum works.
Dats gud.
I wuz finkin abowt u, hopin u wuz safe.
10-minnit commyoot? I hazza jellus. Mien iz moar lyk 35 wif no traffick. Moar lyk 45-50 wif traffick. Pleh.
Mein borkoli! Mein, mein, mein!
(Oh! Fur the luv of the cyute!)
Yay! Mein Hula Daze Icon finally worked!
wow! kiteh cn has mai brccoli! i has a kitteh hoo hissd wenh he ated broccoli!!!
map update….
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sad gnuz….. deh main cheezpeepz map b borkt.
kumpleetlee.
Awl deh markerz b gone adn deh edit window wuz blank.
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So I b starting ober.
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Fortunitlee, I haz teh masterlist and deh kololony mapz awl b ok. I haz maded a gnu main map, dis wun b kawlled deh Cheezpeepz Master Map. So far, awl it b habbing on it b linkeez tu deh Kololoneez. If u goez dere, u will seeing dere b gnu kololoneez: New York adn Oregon. Dere will b moar in deh neggst few dayz.
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deh gnu map b heer:
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I hopez tu haz ebbereefing rebuildded by deh New Year.
I sew sowwy tew be heerin dat, cween. I kno u has werked berry hard onnit.
Ennyfing wii kin do tew halp?
Fank yew. Rite now u kin keepingz ur finnerz crost dat dis wun not bork!! I wish I gnu wut happened. I wuz lukking at it last nite adn plotting making deh Gnu Yorkerz a kololonee. But it wuz fine wen I left it……adn dis morning *sigh* iz borkt.
izza wurd prezz has a stoopy? all dat hard wurkins- ai so sowwy!
kan’t blaming diz on WP…..deh mapz b Googlee….. just blame stoopee pooterz in genrul.
I wuzznt ablol tew post until musch latur tahn yoo-shual.
It skeered me, tew! I wuz finkin, “Teh cheezes has banned me!”
O noes, Cweenmj! After all dat werks! I hopes teh maps comes back on dere own, if dat is possumble. Hoep yu duzzen has to start all teh way ober.
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ai hadda kitteh she ate blueburry muffinz. mai kitty named Boo she nawt eat teh fishiez, ceptin talapia. kittehz iz idividials, aifinkso!
this kitteh tho’, too mush lub fur the broklee; will prevtion teh cancer soez what teh bleep we knowez anywai
I gots a kweshtun foar my cheezfrenz….
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Do u findin urself usin LOLspeek IRL? I am. I has used “nommed”, “snorgle” an “plz tew nawt be…”.
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Famlee finks I iz teh crazee ennyway… LOL
Oh mai CC, yesh! Iz hard nawt tu use lolspeek wen ai emails mai famlee, but husbin an ai always tawlk tu kittehs like dat, ebben before ai started commintin on heer…is hard tu nawt uses it awl da time, aifinkso!! LOLZ
onlee in mai hed but teh wurds be leakin owt soon; ana said “my embarassmint, ai show it tew yew” to mai teacher, wit owt tinkin!
I sez werdz like “borkt”, “nom” “peepz” adn “pooter” alla tymez.
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most peepz fink I b deh crazy enneewayz, tu. *shrugz sholderz*
Agweed, cuzza meh laff, sense of humor, lack of good combaks, nda furr oddur reesons Ai iz considered a siiko
Iz blessing, cweenmj…ai finds dat wen peeps fink ai da crazee, dey lnawt bodder meh sew much. Ai fines maiself sayin OH NOES more den ai shuld!!
Ai haz kashunlee. Payn in skewl cuz dat nawt, Repeet NAWT b gud. Nawt in English, oar Social Studies oar Science, oar H+C, oar Math, oar Spanish. Wii needz tuu get an LOLspeak class in skewl tuu keep meh mind offa how teh skewls haunted.
o ai knoez….eggspeshyalee in teh english klass….
waet…yur skoolz hawnted?
Supposedly yeah. Our towns High skewl tuu. gib mii a minute nda Ai’ll bii bak wif sumfin!
Ok plz tu b goin heer:
http://www.strangehappenings.org/New-York-Hauntings.htm
Wii iz Camden. Ai iz currentlee in teh Midlol skewl butt nxt yeer ai get tew go tew teh high skewl. After readin dis Ai’m nawt shurr Ai wanna go.
dat’z kreepee…
Ai noez! Maeks yew wanna jump up go dere rite nao huh? Nda Ai’ve bin in teh auditorium bfurr tuu. Ai didn’t liek it BFURR Ai gnu sumwun crossed teh bridj init. Ai think Ai neber wanna go daonstars inna Midlol skewl anneemaor edder. Gud fing Ai jes found dis oat cuz earliur dis yeer wii hadda lock-doan drill wen Ai waz in doanstars jim we had tuu go inna ‘Skii ruum’ wich hazno windos nda turn teh lites off. I wudda had a nervis breakdoan iffa Ai had nonit befor!
Yeah Camden High can get pretty creepy…
Have they gotten the stain out of the band pit in the High School yet?
And if you check out the (I believe) 3rd large stone from the door
going outside by the aud., you’ll hear it echo. There’s a fallout shelter
there…
Mai high skul when ai wuz in grayd 9 adn 10 wuz builded ona grayvyard. Dere wuz a ghost of a gurl who wuz kilt dere by aksident….de storey iz dat she wuz pretendin tew be a ghost an scarin da gurlz ina dorm but de wun gurl she wuz playin hockee an she hitted de gurl ona head wif her hockee stick an de gurl died frum de concushions….naow she haunts de skul dorms……it wuz kreepy sleepin dere ebery nite fur two years
Yesh, yesh! Ai uzez teh lolspeek awl teh tiem. Mah huzbin lurks, so himz noez teh lolspeek & wut ai meenz wen ai sez it. Ai nao haz mah Momcat sayin “floof,” and ai haz told hur (an demonstraytid) bowt snorglin & teh snorgle snorkel. Ai haz ree-uh-lyzed dat mah liddul gurl speeks largely in lolspeek – or datz hao it lukkin wen ai tries to type egghactlee wut she sez. We haz frendz who unnerstands lolspeek azwell.
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“Those who matter don’t mind, and those who mind don’t matter.”
O gosh, ai say “nom” alla tiem. An I fink “floof” is a mush cooler wurd dan “fluff” ennyways. Iss moar deskriptives.
ai duz…..ai has tew aksplain sum ob wut ai’z sayin tew mai paruntz…..dey nawt unnerstaynd wut ai’z sayin wif stuffz liek ‘nom’…adn ai’z cawt maiselff sayin “i can has….” befoar…
what’s even more alarming in running into someone using lolspeak,
.
example, I.T. woman working on wireless routers at work “I can has internet?”
as I was moving heavy items for her, I was waiting to replace said item….neerly dropped da TV.
Grrr….wireless routers….. Bad subjeck….
Ohai Dan. Werkin 2nite?
nope, down at folks hause.
Me too. *winks*
Do tehy lib far frum ur playse?
about 36 miles
yoo steel needz halp wif yur router? wutz borked /nao/?
I nawt gonna fite wif it foar a whiel.
Tekno-geek Unklol comin awn Christmas eve. Him alredde knows him has job to do.
okaiz den…
mine …NAWT yours…mine…OH NOESSS she be steelin my brokkolis…
Dat iz wun prezush kitteh an wif brokklees. Hims nawt to lets goe!
awww. super kyoot kitteh can haz mah brolly!!!
whare be that lorus when you needs halp.
kitteh noes it happin aunti oxidations innit. kitteh raisin awarenez tew prention teh cancerz! GUD kitteh!
berry kyoot, the lill paws reachreachin, frantic scramlinz…ai has an aawwwwwwww
NOOOO they be stealin’ my Broccoli!
Okay you can haz mah broccoli if U gibes me shwimp
kthx
**eers perk up**
Shwimps? Did sumwun menshun shwimps?
Dat wuz wun gud fing abowt libbin in Massachoosits – gud seefuds!
Nawt sew gud in lan-locked state.
*randumlee apeerz*
shwimps?? ware?
Kin I come stay wif sumwun foar a whiel? Teh parentul yoonits iz sick an I nawt wanna get sick agin!
I prawmiss I be gud howse-gest. I iz howse-trayned an eberyfing!
rhsb, yoo ken cum stais wif meh but ai nawt gud at howse. But rite nao gawts to go hoem…..cold …..so cold owt dere and SNOW! Ai needs gushi fuds soon too. COLD…..Gonna gets down to 11 tonite!
Snows? Um, donut want snows, if pawsibull.
I onlee taek snows ifn I kin stay in an veg.
U could visit me, but U has tu stay wif teh goggies until Ai gets hoem late late to unlawk teh door. Teh goggies will let u rub teh bellies and snorgle them.
Yu kin come awn down tu sandiego…it’s been in da low 60′s, high 50′s dis week, gonna git into da low fiftys…but lawts ub kittehs fur tu keeps yu warm!!
Ai gawts new piks ub mai kittehs awn mai profile today.
R teh YNG surfer-guies still tehre?
KK – 50′s an 60′s is heetwave compared tew wut wii has been habbing! Altho, it wuz 61 at lunsch tiem but verree raynee. Pleh.
Yoo kud visit me but Ai has teh sno.
yase, furwarned is furr-armed.
doan bee like DIS kitteh.
img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/cottn05/other stuff/Cheezburger/angry-cat-snow.jpg
*Quickly* saywhatnow
My kitteh Toe loves brocolleeeeeeeeee he likes to steal it! yum
This KITTEN! sounds and acts like, and even resembles a little, my Baby Su, who was like that at that size and is still like that, at age 4 years. She doesn’t care one way or the other about broc, though.
sorry for the lack of broken English but cats are obligate carnivores, they only usually eat greens to puke and if they eat too much (which sometimes seems like an innocent amount) they can get major problems in their digestive system because they can’t digest it properly, pet food companies that try to promote cat food with saying they put vegetables in their cat food obviously don’t consult veterinarians
Obligate carnivory means there are certain essential nutrients, in this case proteins, that cats cannot get from plant sources. But they can get some nutrients from some plant sources, they simply cannot live without animal protein. However, that said I also knew a cat who was mostly a vegetarian all on his own. He preferred broccoli and zucchini, and he would take a little fresh salmon or chicken once in awhile, with coaxing and especially if you mixed it with some strong-tasting veggies. He was also fairly mentally impaired, and would run into walls and chase the ground in a much more severe than normal cat insanity kind of way. He had a broad forehead, widely-spaced eyes, and a thickened tongue that made a grunting sound when he got excited, and stuck out of his mouth when he wasn’t paying attention (which was mostly).
My best guess is a kind of kitty phenylketonuria–an allergy to an otherwise harmless specific amino acid commonly found in processed meat, such that the amino acid in question builds up in the brain and causes brain damage. He can’t have been getting all his nutrition, but he lived a long time and didn’t seem to be suffering.
So yeah… don’t make your cats vegetarian. And if you have a cat who seems to be repulsed by meat, take it to a vet and find out if it has some kind of dietary allergy.
nicely said! sweet kitteh.
Reminds me of THIS kitteh…
meet Charlie…..
laughingsquid.com/this-is-charley-an-amazing-cat-with-cerebellar-hypoplasia/
My head just asploded with the cuteness!
that kitteh!! nevver evver seen a kitteh liek that who likes…. broccoliii!! HAHA nice…
iz tru, brokli nomy wen u’s kitn butt not wen u’s gron upp. Ma kitteh usd 2 liek… not nao. Still lieks cantuhlowp, waddermellun, pees pees pees, pee soop, frozd pees, enny pees.
hoo wudda thunk it? Ize too big furr brokkli, mum….
/hee hee
Dat kittah likey broccli? No wai!
Must be cunspeerasee…mayhaps wuz dipped in catnips or cheezeburger?
Getcher own!
I once had a kitteh many, many years ago ho luved carrotts!
That reminds me of one of my cats who died last year. Happy melancholy. Whenever we got Chinese food, he ignored the meat ant ate the vegetables. His favorite food was asparagus…
awe!!! my cat loves canteloupe… its his favorite food.
im sorry your cat died =…(
Kitteh on cowch luks liek sayin “Ur a disgrace!!”
Mai blak nd whit kitteh (de ebelous kittehs nown to hoomans) like to et oatmel. She et fom bol and fom ceral bar. No choklit o’course.
Mai gray kitteh scairt uf hooman fuds
dis 1 made mi lol
Lawng tiem ago, we haz a kitteh who acted saem wai wif cormcobs; adn laeter a kitteh what went crazee abaout cantaloups. Maed us lol so much…
I had a cat who would beg for cucumber and also loved avocado and sweet almond oil. When he was dying and the vet said to feed him whatever he’d eat because it didn’t matter, he went through a cucumber a day and, as sick as he was, he’d almost climb up me to get to it!
Maybe I shouldn’t have called him (affectionately) a disgrace to his species 
Awh, well yew are a veree gud kitteh parint. Kitteh wuz prolly getting lots of watur dat way!
Hands up everyone who fed their cats broccoli!
Result: 1 out of 3 nommed
“Demands his nom nom“???
Why dis place gots too bee so durned cute, huh?
wai, durnburnnit?
*hed splodes frum teh uhdoorrubbull*
Mah kitty lieks da broccoli. Stuff da chikin on da plate, she wantz da broccoli.
I thinkz the kitteh of that broccoli it defies the chain if food.
WANT DAT KITTEH!
I luvs brockley!
Mai babeh eets wadever be on meh plaets! He espeshuuly lubs eggs an toast an cheez but he eets korms an brokli two!
I bets da kitty shat well after dat!
With a face like dat, you don’ mind giving noms…..
Am I the only one who thought of Honro Harrington’s Nimitz?
Hey,
My cat Maia is a brocolli fanatic as well, (also asparagus and creamed corn) –why not chop the brocolli up for the kitten?
It makes it much easier for them to eat that way.
I dice brocolli for my cat
Cut it up already ( :
best,
Karen
I can has broccoli..
heh.
*has anyone said this yet? I didn’t bother reading all the comments..*
anyone else see the white cat in the back
go to my blog asians
that woman looked horrible!
What a cutie!
we haf to tri taht in ar howuse
LOLZ
LOL…..wif a capitils L
I’ve fed my cat vegetarian cat food off and on. You can get it from Downbound – http://www.downbound.com/?Click=2824
hehe Great
LOL kyoot!
D
I wunder wut makes brolly so attractif to kittehs. I meen, I’m almost a grown up an I still dun leik em that much. ‘Cept maybee wen theyer cuked in curree.
When I wuz a kid we had a kitteh wud climb into teh kitchen sink an chew on teh canteloupe rindz.
lol
LOL! The kitteh is veggie-high. XD
I wish I had a cat like that. He could eat my brocollo.
CUTE!
Kitteh is liek “N0es!!11 Nawt mai broccoli! Me an teh broccoli hav to be together!!111!!one11!!”
This video is just too cute.
omg my cat loves broccoli too!! sooo weird!
apparently, the futon is for the cats and the floor is for the people.
I have 1 Q. how’d you get vid here on here? me wat dat!
but… the green onez are poisonz!
Sounds like my kitten, only wene he has pizza!
That is so cute I want to puke.
I wuvv yew peeplees<3
itz quite funnyz i wish i could get my cats to do that itz awsome
my cat loves broccoli, she takes it out of the bin and doesnt let u take it off her…
and y does everyone talk like a retard on this thing?
Wez nawt retardid, wez tawkin lolcat!
mai bebeh kittehs eet arownd de veggiez in dere gushifuds. Goggie kan haff doze. Seriously though, my little brute cat, Ivy will bully our 140 pound dog away from his food, so she can steal kibbles. No wonder she has to squish herself through the cat door.
Awww!
brolly kitteh is teh kyootes!!! I wish i has wun, but i dusn’t 
Im on your comment
Talking completely normal
what are you going to do now, huh?
nothing
that is right, fools!
john not-really-john is taking over!
hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
don choo wish hooman baybies do dat?
aww dat’s soo koot … i has a kitteh dat also luvz peas an rice.
cept mai kitteh wood take dem rite outta mai bowl dat i wuz eatin frum!
Y no fav-rits but’n?
LMAO @ trollz. Dat kitteh want himz brolli. Himz can have hmz brolly, why I knowz pleanty of kittehs who luvs teh fruits and vegies. Brolly nawt goin to hurt kitteh. Brolly nawt grapes.
teh kitteh noms the broccoly, ai onlee nom broccolee if it cuvered in CHEEZE
awwww it’s sooo kyoot!!!!!!! ^_^
kitten with broccoli
He likes broccoli! Darned humans, stealing his broccoli…
Aww! How Cute…LOL:)
rofl teh kitteh lubz it’s vegtablz!! espishally brokoli
Aww dats so cute
lol lol lol lol lol lol
brokle