Well, it looked mor simpler than it iz…
iz easier 2 wait outside of da tank.
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Nawt juss metric…IZ wet1 Halp!!!
1wet kitteh plus 4 wet goldfeesh = ?
Whuts the convurshun rate?
And conga possums on ur fastest ov comments.
whale, if a bird in da hand is wurf 2 in da bush,
hmmmmm…anybody got a waterslide rule to figure dis out?
hedesk….
goldfishees hapee dat kitteh wet an kitteh wanna git owt ub der, aifinkso!!! Win fur da goldfishees dis tiem!!
sry, kitteh, is’n dat eezie 2 get fishie.
let mii C… elebnty thymez wet kitteh, carri teh fishies, plus hunnerd dollar towel tu du dryin……
Doan noe!
A hooj suplai uv thik, floofii towlz an tehn a nyss warm bed wiv lots uv lurve fur kittoon!
Concatshoelaces on yer nawt sekkund, smammie!
Fankumz Ebberywun!!! Wii ken awl flopz on hour bellehs adn dans liek fishies, adn fur drinkies… maibii “Yo, ho,ho anda bottul ovr um” ?
kk4 flops awn floor tu join in pirate dans…*gud choice, smammie, dis eesy dans tu do* stops floppin lawn enuff tu enjoi sums rum…hey, is der pirates gonna beh heer soon?
Concats Yew Layshuns, smammie for being nawt sekkund!
hang in dere, baybee
your strategeree was flaw’d. mebee da goggie will come bail you out.
oh wait. you trikked da goggie to go outside n lokked himz out. wunder who will Halp?
Ariel?
Balloo?
Chip?
Dale?
E…
Erik eelstrada
Frank teh Flounder
Goldie goldfish
H…
Enigmatic Wise guy
Fyremins!!!!
Galactic do-gooders
Handy wipes
Ichabod Crane
Jumpin jehosiphat
K…..
KerryKatz4
Lolcatburglar
Manatee (Hugh E)
N…
Nightshayde
Owl
Pooh Bear
Quik Draw McGraw
Rabbit
S…
Stanlee steamer
Toosies da cat
Uylisses
Vacuum…wet/dry
West River Rat
Xavier cougat
Y….
Yankees pitchers
Zoologists.
Sweatpea’s tendrils
Tabitha
Union Labor
…
Oh, noes, nawt Salon Takeover Tabitha!!!
Ai waz finking tabitha stevens teh bebbeh witch awn bewitched.
Ai fot sew tu, WRr, den ai watched Tabitha frum Salon Takeover, hur liek Chef Ramsey fur da beauty salons!! Wen ai wuz littlol gurl, ai wanted tu beh Tabitha, twitchee mai nose an make mai room cleen!! Ai guess wuz mai littlol gurl dreem tu be Black Majik Woman!! *waits fur awsum song*
U gibbed me eerwurm!
U want Santana
I got a Black Magic Woman.
I got a Black Magic Woman.
Yes, I got a Black Magic Woman,
She’s got me so blind I can’t see;
But she’s a Black Magic Woman and
she’s trying to make a devil out of me.
Or
Fleetwoods Mac?
Dont turn your back on me baby
Dont turn your back on me baby
Yes, dont turn your back on me baby
Youre messin around with your tricks
Dont turn your back on me baby
cause you might just break up my magic stick
U kno wat? Wii needs tew has karryoke nite!
**goes tew bottom of thred tew start**
Yu rok cheezland, WRr!!! Ai seen Carlos Santana bak in da seventies…security turns awn all da lites cuz ub da smoke, an Carlos stops in da middlol ub guitar solo frum Black Majik Woman tu yells at dem…was awsum…um,frum wat ai member..oh, well..nebbermind, is distant memory..but ai member it nonetheless!!
Kanga & Roo
Leapin Lizardz
Muskateerz (3)
N…
Hey KerryKatz, gud tu c yu iz trulii blu. Iz alwaiz glad tu halp.
Yay!! smammie, you kin see me nau tu? *dans dans dans, twirl, falls in chare, chare danses*
Auntie Oxidants?
Brother John (nebber mind, he’s sleeping)
Cap’n Crunch?
Da Neice?
E…
Eel (teh wun dat juss swimmid bi)
Ford, Harrison?
Gushifudz (maeks kitteh strongurr)
Hoo noez?
I noez!
Joe?
Kid down teh streeeeeeet?
LCB?
Momcat?
Noobii?
Octepus?
Prollee no wun.
Quartur (dats how mush Ai betcha!)
Reluktint Nayburr?
Stoopee Weerdpress? Nah!
Telemarkiturr?
Ukrain?
Vigatumimi? NEBER MIND!!
West River rat?
X-rai mashiin?
Zumbuddee?
Hedesk…..Hedesk………Hedesk……..Hedaik
*luks at dents in plasticat’s desk*
dat’z impressive. i guess my werk here is dun!!
Nao I’z awl wet
GMTA rhsb!
**shocky fayse**
I thot teh same fing as teh GRATE Annipuss?!?!
Wow, I iz honnered.
**bows to Annipuss**
Ai doan’t feel awl dat grate tonite – an mai PC disidid to stayj a go slo juss as dis lol caem up!
Rut-roh. Hoep iz nuffin seeryus.
I’m gonna get kicked offa heer sumtiem tonite, but nawt shure when. (Mom will wanna uze pyooter later an wii still has onlee wun innertoobs conneckshun, NO FANKIES TEW STOOPY ROWTER!!!)
Nuffin dat a gud nite’s sleap wud halp, thx. Hoep u get ur innertoobs fickst sune.
dat shud be “sumfin dat a gud nite…
At leest it’s big enuf 4 a swim
Nawt want tu swim wif fissheez aftur awl.
Kitteh nawt want cement shoos neether!!
Ai fink at kitteh wants moast uv awl iz 2 be reskewed an dryed!
Swimmin fun sez fishes….fishes lie.
Fishes be breakfast in moarning.
But, fishees is frenz, nawt fud!
Ohai, WRr!
I leftid u messidj. Didjoo see it?
Ai just seed it.
Didju heer frum teh wurmz lolyer wif teh counter offerz yet rhsb?
Nope. 2day wuz teh dedlyne, so I’m hopin to heer sumfin 2morro.
Naow ai aer awl wett
Dis bafftub has fishees innit!
Put teh kamra down & getmeouttaheer!!!!!
Ai kin snorgle-dry himz belleh? Poar bebbeh kitteh!
fishies has attacked me with teh wetness
halp!
Ware did u get dat hat!???
i was feline festive
Walkum 2 teh festib abatar clubb!
Ai had a kitteh that did this when ai waz cleanin my akwariyum. He went strait down an then strait up inna air. Splarshed teh water all over me an left a trail uf water across teh howse.
We hadda big ginormous basement cat dat lieked to sleep on tawp uv teh akwariyum (wuz warm up dere wif teh lites). Wun day, teh plastic dat holded teh lites (and teh kitteh) snapped in too. Big ginormous basement cat felled into teh waddur, lept owt wif a kwikness, an left a trayl uv waddur throo teh howse.
…
Wuz darned funneh.
My Josie lubbed tew jump inna bafftub wen no wadder innit.
Wunse, I wuz fillin tub foar baff an hur jumpded in! Hur wuz awl lyk, “ACK!!! WADDER!!! ACK!!!” an went flyin outta dere, toward teh libbin room.
I grabbed towlol an ran aftur hur. I dived an cawted hur befoar hur gotted awn teh cowch. I carryed hur in2 teh baffroom, closded door an dried hur awf. Teh luuk awn hur fayse wuz teh funnee! Hur wuz sew huumileeayted!
My Angelina luvs teh tub (adn teh batroom in genrul – drinkies frum fawset), but onlee wen no wudders innit. Her favrit gaym is attakking teh fingur-mauses on teh udder side uv teh kurtin. She pounses onnem big but den gets awai kwik wen ai goze in fur meh showwr. She don wan nuttin tu du widdat, but comes bak for hed-skritches wen teh wudder goz off.
I had a glass lid on teh top uf teh tank, sew he wud sit and luk down at teh fish. Himz waz vry surprised that ai had teh lid off…and angree!
HALP! HALP! I CANTS SWIMZ! GLUB, BLUB, GLUB,BBLBLBLBLBLB…. Hoo putz da water in heer!!??!!
…adn heer wii has teh berry rare poysinus orinj catfeesh…
*snerk*
…tune in at elebenty fur footij ob a rabenuss cheezland lolpig hunting inna nacherul habeetat…
Wud dat be alsew known az teh keetchen?
Aifinkso it iz teh lettuce garden…we will see at elebenty.
I wuz thinkin moar lyk choklit facktree…
Ifn dats teh cayse, I’m goin too!
*sings liek gene wilder* Der iz noe ways ub noeing….in which direcshun we ar going….
Dat wuz wun whylde moobie!
Wunner if smokin “stuff” wud maek it eben moar innerestin…
**has a ponder**
{{rhsb}} Dat moovy wuz awn AMC sunday wif commints underneeth da hole time da xplain da hole concept, bak storees, etc.. Ai watch da hole fing!!! Husbin grumblols…ai moov tu udder room. Ai watch in wen ai wus yunger, den ai tapes it fur da kids…ai lub dat moobie, an, yesh…”stuff” gibs yu moar perspective fur da innuendos dat goes obber da kids heds…jes saying…nawt dat AI wuld noes…. 8)
*studees pikshure* Iz yu unner da roks, ur is yu hidin in da korner fur wen kitteh gets owt ub watter an kitteh nawt luuks around? *waits wif pen in paw tu take da notes*
Bait… I is nawt a master at it.
*groan*
Aye noa, butt den sum wun hadz tu say it…
Kitteh jes tri tu masticate da fishees wif hur teefs!
*snerk*
Dat sownz dirtee. **grins**
runstowardNB
~snerk~ chases rhsb tu NB, catches hur, *whispurrs* dat meens tu chew…*gigglols*
**gigglols lyk skoolgurl**
I know, but still sownz dirtee.
runsfastertobeatKKtoNB
I has mastikatin jooser. It choos up teh stuff u put innit an moar joos is pozed tew come owt tahn teh centrifugul wuns.
*runs liek Texas wind tu beet rhsb tu NB* *pants pants pants* Hmmm, yu gawt jooser fur dat? *ponders da possiblilytees* *heds tu NB qwiklee*
At least kitteh din’t matriculate a school of fishies
Kitteh shows grate self control in dis case….
And now you’re all WET. HAHA. XD
Rut-roh. Mah CHRG seemz to haz a hoel innit. *panic*
……
Teh pinkee toe pads!!!! *SSSSPPPPPLLLLLLOOOOORRRRTTTT*
…
*thud*
Frenz, I has a happee an a sad.
I has happee cuz Nickelback iz gonna be in consert! But, I has sad becuz I nawt kno ennywun who I kin get tew go wif me.
**slight pout**
KK – Do u remember wut I tolded u abowt teh 2-liter bottlol ov sody-pop?
Ennywun wii wanna gib it tew yet?
Da one dat blows up? Ai gotta list…if dat’s wut we wuz tawkin bout!!
Yup, dats teh wun.
So, who shud be teh nawt-sekkund viktim?
Well, rhsb, since yur stuff moar recent, yu kin hab firstest pik. But……….Yu mus prawmis dat ai get da nawt first one affter yu….sew ai git nawt third, yesh?
Dis pic already appeared on ICHC – http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/26/dis-plan-not-work-like-i-hoped/
pics doo sumtiems appeer agen on ICHC wif different capshuns becuz peeps see teh pic, liek it, recapshun it, resubmit it, nda, if tey luckee, it getz on teh Nawt-sekkond page. Iz teh CircLOL ob ICHC.
Hakuna M’otter!
I haz herd ov fishin, an I has herd ov catfeesh, but CAT FISHIN?!?!
**wunners why teh sawng frum Dumbo iz nao inner hed**
Ohai! Let’s has Karry-oke nite! I’ll start…
Cheezfrenz, I wud lyk tew sing dis sawng. Iz abowt awl mens, egg-sept foar teh men of CheezLand.
They buy you dinner, open your door.
Other then that, what are they good for?
Men! I’m talkin’ ’bout men.
They all want a girl just like the girl,
That married dear old dad: they make me so mad.
Men! I’m talkin’ ’bout men.
Well, you can’t beat ‘em up ’cause they’re bigger then you.
You can’t live with ‘em and you just can’t shoot ‘em.
Men! I’m talkin’ ’bout men.
They love their toys; they make their noise.
They’re nothing but a bunch of overgrown boys.
Men! I’m talking ’bout men.
If you give ‘em what they want, they never fall in love.
Don’t give ‘em nothin’ they can’t get enough:
Men! I’m talking ’bout men.
Well, you can’t beat ‘em up ’cause they’re bigger then you.
You can’t live with ‘em and you just can’t shoot ‘em.
Men! I’m talkin’ ’bout men.
In the beginning they always aim to please.
They serve a purpose; they fill a need.
They ensure survival of the species.
They take you for a ride, run of gas.
Most of the time they’re a pain in the a-a yeah, yeah.
Men! I’m talkin’ ’bout men.
Well, you can’t beat ‘em up ’cause they’re bigger then you.
You can’t live with ‘em and you just can’t shoot ‘em.
Men! I’m talkin’ ’bout men.
Silver tongue devils.
Well, they’re lying through their teeth.
Saying anything,
Just to sweep you off your feet.
Ooh yeah, men! talkin’ ’bout men.
Mere mortal men.
Listen, children, to a story
That was written long ago,
‘Bout a kingdom on a mountain
And the valley-folk below.
On the mountain was a treasure
Buried deep beneath the stone,
And the valley-people swore
They’d have it for their very own.
Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won’t be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after….
One tin soldier rides away.
So the people of the valley
Sent a message up the hill,
Asking for the buried treasure,
Tons of gold for which they’d kill.
Came an answer from the kingdom,
“With our brothers we will share
All the secrets of our mountain,
All the riches buried there.”
Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won’t be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after….
One tin soldier rides away.
Now the valley cried with anger,
“Mount your horses! Draw your sword!”
And they killed the mountain-people,
So they won their just reward.
Now they stood beside the treasure,
On the mountain, dark and red.
Turned the stone and looked beneath it…
“Peace on Earth” was all it said.
Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won’t be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after….
One tin soldier rides away.
Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won’t be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after….
One tin soldier rides away.
*by coven
She wuz gonna be a actress
Ai wuz gonna lurn how tu fly
She took off tu find da footlites
Ai took off tu find da sky
Harry Chapin, Taxi Driver
Old, old, old.
Freude, schöner Götterfunken
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische, dein Heiligtum!
Deine Zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt.
(Owed too Joee, ai think)
Oh, BGee, aifinks mebbe ai want sum Gotterfunken, and sum…well, um, wat dat meens, xactly? *takes out pen, writes, sinceerly, kk4*
Sumtin about spark ov God, drunk wiv fire, bind togever, all bekom brovvers – It feels great tu sing teh German at teh top of ur lungs when nobuddy else is in teh house!
If some of ya’ll never been down South too much…
I’m gonna tell you a little bit about this, so that you’ll understand
What I’m talking about
Down there we have a plant that grows out in the
woods and the fields….
Poke salad Annie, gator gawt hur grannie….
OH, Lawd, gater gotcha grannie
Peeple sed is wuz a shame,
cuz her daddie on da chane gang
sumfin like dat…Tony Joe White…aifinks
Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.
We’ve known each other since we’re nine or ten.
Together we climbed hills or trees.
Learned of love and ABC’s,
skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend, it’s hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air…
. . . Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I’ll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time.
(Yay! Luv dis one)
Oh, Gawd…BGee…Gudbye tu yu mai trusted frend, meh noed eachudder sins we was nine or ten…*throws self on bed, sobs in teenage angst*
Ther, ther!
*pat-pat*
*Hands kerykatz4 stak of hankies adn stak of “classic” TigerBeat magazines for comfurt**
kk4 takes hankies, puts piks ub david cassidy on bedrum walls wif thumbtaks.
Indeed it iz – Beethoven’s 9th symfonee!
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a Lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year
You can find it here
This song seems kinda appropriate fur teh moovee 1408
I herd Taxi Driver teh uthur day!
just wanna be alone tonight
I just wanna take a little breather
Cause lately all we do is fight
And every time it cuts me deeper
Cause something’s changed
You’ve been acting so strange
And its taking its toll on me
Its safe to say that I’m ready to let you leave
Without you, I live it up a little more everyday
Without you, I’m seein myself so differently
I didn’t wanna believe it then
But it all worked out in the end
When I watched you walk away
Well I never thought id say
I’m fine
Without you
Called you up cause’ it’s been long enough
And you said that you were so much better
We have done a lot of growing up
We were never meant to be together
Cause something changed, you were acting so strange
And it’s taken its toll on me
It’s safe to say that I’m ready to let you leave
Without you, I live it up a little more everyday
Without you, I’m seein myself so differently
I didn’t wanna believe it then
But it all worked out in the end
When I watched you walk away
Well I never thought id say
I’m fine
Without you
Cause something changed, you were acting so strange
And it’s taken its toll on me
It’s safe to say that I’m ready to let you leave
Without you, I live it up a little more everyday
Without you, I’m seein myself so differently
I didn’t wanna believe it then
But it all worked out in the end
When I watched you walk away
Well I never thought id say
I’m fine,
Without you
Without you
Without you
Without you
I just wanna be alone tonight,
I just wanna take a little breather.
kk4 joins in karryoky…
Once Ai thot Ai saw yu
In a crowded hazy bar
Dansing awn lite frum star tu star
You are jest a dreemer
but ai am jest a dreem
You are, like a hurricane’
Ders calm in yur eyes
an I’m getting blown away…
Applolsaus applolsaus KK nawt heerd that in a long time.
*ai nawt wurthy!!* Yu cums up wif da bestest sawngs, ai hoped sumone wuld rekognize dis one!!. I gawt nudder one at da end ub karryoke thred..ai noes yu noes dis one tu. WRr…ai hates tu sound liek old person heer, but, is der moar guud musik like dis stuff dat maybe ai nawt noes about? I pretty much in mai old albums an moosik…ders gawt tu be peeps dat keep da tradishuns alibe,
Nawt that old!!! Ai members it
Ai nawt noes der udder one…ai tawlkin bout da Harry Chapin sawng…is der two ub dem sawngs out dere?
Taxi by Harry Chapin what Ai am tawkin about. Ai nawt dat olde amai?
Ai finks it nawt da same taxi dat rhsb sang…Ifot mebbe der was more? Oh, mai, CC, ai went tu top of thred, an now realize dis diffrent sawng….*calls bartender, orders moar shooters…gawd noes ai need dem!!*
RHSB izza different sawng. Ai finkso is from a moobie.
Taxi Driver by Gym class heros
Tazi by Harry Chapin.
aifinkso Harry iz teh win.
Oh, WRr…Ai still lub dat sawng…he wuz a troo folk hero storyteller, is sad dat he nawt recognized for his works, an how he touched so many peeps in his short time heer…
Teh wun I singed wuzznt “Taxi Driber”! It wuz “Without You” by Hinder.
I comminted dat I heered Harry’s sawng teh uthur day.
Sowwy foar teh confyooshun!
Agreed fur teh win!
I’m gunna take mai left foot, an make it land on yur rite cheek….an ebbryone gits served at da ice creem shop!!!!
OH mai CC, WRr, meh an sistah saw dis moovie elebenty billion times…den ai watches it wif retro dotter….*swoons, waits fur Billy Jack tu sabe meh* He had dat coolest blak cowboi hat wif da turquois awn it…an Jean wif hur skool….*oh, lawd…hep meh!!*
Ai wud joyn in yur mareemint nda funn butt ai haz Araknoezfobeea, oddur fobeea ai dun noez how tew purrnowns, oddurr fobeea ai dun noez how tew purrnowns, stage friit, odder fobeea ai dun noez how tew pronowns,ect. ect.
Papa drove a truck nearly all his life
You know it drove mama crazy
Bein a truckers wife
The part she couldn’t handle
Was the bein alone
I guess she neede more to hold
Than just a telephone
Papa called Mama each and every night
Just to ask her how she was
And if us kids were all right
Mama would wait for that call to come in
But when Daddy’d hang up
She was gone again
Mama was a looker
Lord, how she shined
Papa was a good’n
But the jealous kind
Papa loved Mama
Mama loved men
Mama’s in the graveyard
Papa’s in the pen
Well it was bound to happen
And one night it did
Papa came home and it was just us kids
He had a dozen roses and a bottle of wine
If he was lookin to surprise us
He was doin fine
I heard him cry for Mama
Up and down the hall
Then I heard a bottle break
Against the Bedroom wall
That old diesel engine made an eerie sound
When Papa fired it up and headed into town
The picture in the paper
showed the scene real well
Papa’s rig was burried in the local motel
The desk clerk said he saw it all real clear
He never hit the brakes
And he was shiftin gears
Mama was a looker
Lord, how she shined
Papa was a good’n
But the jealous kind
Papa loved Mama
Mama loved men
Mama’s in the graveyard
Papa’s in the pen
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put a little love in your heart
You see it’s getting late
Oh please don’t hesitate
Put a little love in your heart …
Did I see you down, in a young girls town
With your Mother in so much pain
I was almost there, at the top of the stairs
With her screamin in the rain?
Did she wake yu up to tell you that
It was only a change of plan
Dream up, dream up, let me fill your cup
With the promise of a man
Did I see you walking with the boys
Though it was not hand in hand
And was some blak face in a lonely place
When you could understand?
Did she wake you up, to tell you that
It was only a change of plan
Dream up dream up, let me fill your cup
With the promise of a man
Will I see you give more than I can take
Will I only harvest some
As the days fly past will we lose our grasp
Or fuse it in the sun?
When you meet that certain someone you been searchin’ hard to find
It’s a new love full of passion that can sometimes make you blind
I don’t mind bein’ swept away if I know right from the start
So before we go much further can I trust you with my heart
In the time we’ve spent together I have learned to trust in you
So many things you’ve given before I even asked you to
But reality and romance are sometimes far apart
So what I really need to know is can I trust you with my heart
Can I cast my cares upon you, can you stand a heavy load
Can I count on you to walk me down that long and winding road
If you promise me these simple things I can guaranty
You can always count on me
Can I cast my cares upon you, can you stand a heavy load
Can I count on you to walk me down that long and winding road
When two hearts solely surrender and are sworn to understand
It completes a perfect union between a woman and a man
So please don’t misunderstand me I don’t want to go too far
Without knowing just one answer can I trust you with my heart
Please girl give me just one answer can I trust you with my heart
Lazy yellow moon comin up tonight
Shinin through the trees
Crickets are singin and lightnin bugs
Are floatin on the breeze
Baby get ready
Across the fieldwhere the creek turns back
By the old stump row
I’m gonna take you to a special place
That nobody knows
Baby get ready
Ooooo Ooo!
You and me goin fishin in the Dark
Lyin on our backs and countin the stars
Where the cool grass grows
Down by the river In the full moonlight
we’ll be fallin in love
In the middle of the night
Just movin slow
Stayin the whole night through
It feels so good to be with you
I’ll leave teh rest tew eberee wun else as ai jes had a portint fot!
Boxed in
Feel small
Four walls
Closing in again
Just like clockwork
Aaah Aaaaaah
On a line
Too long
Hung out
Dryer than the desert sand
And it just don’t feel like
The stars are aligned
The world is mine
The time is right
But what if
Yeah what if
This is that one day
The one that you always say
If it ever came along
you’d never let it get away…..
From John Hiatt…
You were born tu wander
Born to wonder, born tu blunder
till yur 10 feet under
Theres a place….you must go
One more karryoke from John Prine
You know old trees just grow stronger
Old rivers, grow wilder every day….
Old people, jest grow lonesome
Waiting for sumbody to say..
Hello in there….
Sometimes pet owner do all to get a picture even to drown your own cat or not to help the poor animal. This kind of pictures shouldn’t go public and the fans of this site should ban the pictures with no voting or comments.
agreed
Gon fishin
If the backstory for an image like this isn’t clear, it shouldn’t be posted. This bothers me, and I don’t care who calls me a “care troll.” Cats give me many lulz, and I will speak up for them.
FRIDAY CAT
HANG IN THERE, BABY!! FRIDAY’S COMING!!