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As he listened to the sounds of the grandchildren arriving, Hobart prayed that the lock on the bathroom door would hold.
kittehs nawt liek da babehs sew much.
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leave me alone i say!
i iz too yoong for grandchildren!
u an mee bofe
dis kind ub fursty bafroom dants….u duz not want.
*snurt*
Congrats Valesa U haz teh top spot. Wat sillybrayshun bevrij wud u liek?
all u can eatz buffet! iz starving for cheezburgers!
OK! Buffet nao being started!
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It’s POT LUCK</b? – so ebreewun pleez bring sumthing!!
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Ai’m bringing sum Spaghetti an Meet Bawls. Akshullee- we just cawl it that. It’s reelee rigatoni! An mai own tomayto sauce maed frum mai garden tomaytes. An teh Meet Bawls ar mai Dad’s resippy.
Oh, Janet. u is so dear. ♥
*sniffs @ dis buffet wiff an extreem donkish happeh..*
sounds soooo good! gained some pounds on vacation
i’m on a diet and eating BLAND fudz, I just ate some boiled chicken boobz with plain white rice…
ohai Valesa, how is Remy doin?
He’s doing my-tee fine! We’re adjusting to life on two legs and so far he’s a happy kitty and finally losing weight since he can no longer jump up on counter tops and finish Gitana’s food. He loves attenshun and purrs like a truck! I’ve tried putting a diaper on him but he just gets right out of it. Does anyone have any suggestions on that?
Ew noes ew mite wants tu tri attachin da diaper tu a figure-8 cat harness (for walking). Does fings naut wurk so gud wen kitteh back-up, but firm wen going forward. So the two should probide ekewl apposing pressure.
I’ve tried putting a diaper on him but he just gets right out of it.
Okai.
Dat MITE bee teh verreh cyootest ting I ebbur herd on heer, buttz i
not shur.
*dies ub teh cyoot*
Ai haz beef stroganoff kukkin an it’s biginnin 2 smell berry inbitin! Bai fur naow!
I has brotted chikkin chili, leftober from last Friday, itz even bedder leftober! and not too spicee.
*tendrilstraipsein wif tureen 0 tasteeee gumboz*
here, try dish:haz cwab, chik’n, elebentee herbznspecies, and SHWIMPS!
i iz droooooollling!
iz onlee 10:30 am heer. ai kan haz waffles?
WAFFULZ??? Where iz ar Dawn Key!!?? Waffulz ar awlwaiz welcom!!
OK, ai bring lotsa waffles mayde wiv noo fun thing ai founded atta groseree store.
Iz waffle batter inna can, like whippy creem oar mebbe spray cheez. U just sprayz it onna waffle iron!
Oh, an teh funnee part iz — onna frunt uv spray can it sez, “ORGANIC”.
R u shure that it sed “ORGANIC”? U think mabye it was a typo and insted of teh “N” there was sposed to be a “S” anda “M”?
*snort* aifinkso u just haz a freudian reading problum.
ok, u go folollows ur phlonquais! whoo is hedding to NB a liddul further down teh thred.
Ai bringz teh pavlova frum Nooziland. And teh fwesh lobbstur.
O hai, kimkiwi! How u is?
I is on my way out for now, but I is teh glad to see u!
Thx LCB. Ai has a happitayle and egsitemint cos tessm and DH is cuming to nooziland and tehy cum see me and Buddy!!! Not long now.
Ai is orlso vairy bizzy – wib twerk, settink up new twerk, doink teh part-tyme twerk…
Hao is yew?
ohai KK!
yesh yesh yesh, inlaws come to house-sit next week, wee leeves for noozeeland onna xmas day, an CHEEZMEET in DUNEDIN onna NOO YEERZ EVE!!
bee there oar bee skware! : )
wow! I has an excited for u!
Noo Zeeland and a cheezmeet 2!
I has a big egsitid happitayle!!!! Nd ai karnt wayte to see teh noo cheezfrenz. Iz phunny cos ai sez to pepul taht ai has teh frenz cummink from ‘merika for Noo Yere Seeve – nd tehn ai rememburrs taht ai not meeted yew yet!!
Buddy iz still grumpeefays wib me
I brings a fresh, hot, just-baykd homemayd appel pi, with lawts uv cinnanomnomnom an brown shugar.
I brings red jelleo wif peeches an green jelleo wif payrs, an a pan of hamburgur goolosh made wif choo-choo wheel makaronees.
(That way thers sumthin the kids will be shure to eet.)
Ai bring teh stromboli’s
I duzzunt noe wutt too bring ….CUZ WURD PRESS NOMMIN MY REEPLIES
AGIN!!!!!!!
*shakes hoof*
Endless snorgles… DO NAWT WANT!
Borkt Map!!! DO NAWT WANT!!
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Oh hai Scrooge!!! Iz u deh wun dat borkt teh map??????
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Just kidding, GP. I noez u dint dueing it.
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But I iz sad tu report dat deh rumerz uv deh borkt map b true.
:insert giant frownee fais heer:
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On deh up side, not AWL deh maps b borkt. Awl deh kololoneez b prezint and akkowntid fur. Adn I haz deh masterlist so i kin building a gnu map.
:insert giant sigh here:
pfft… stoopy googlol maps!
Why, this ‘lolspeak’ is quite repulsive!
*Disguises self as troll*
Agreed let’s leave!
*taeks Lolspeak-repulsed doan tew innerdimenshunull gate, neber tew b seen agen* Bye Bye Lolspeak-repulsed!
yes. It really is…as is evidenced by its lack of comments.
*baleful stare*
Ohhhh {{{{{cweenmj}}}}}} What happened??? Awl taht werk!!!
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But heer iz a cheeree thot!!
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Today iz John Milton’s burfday!!! Born in Lundun in 1608. An HEER iz teh tawp #1 poplular kwote frum “Paradise Lost.”
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1:254-255
The mind is its own place, and in itself
Can make a heav’n of hell, a hell of heav’n.
Storyline:
The great war of the angels has been settled and Satan and the other demons have been cast into hell. Satan is lamenting his loss and beginning to realize that he will be in hell for a very long time. At this point in the narrative Satan is still licking his wounds and not seriously considering revenge. Instead, he is deciding how to make the best of the situation. It is a few lines later when he utters the famous phrase “Better to reign in hell, than serve in heav’n.” (PL 1:263)
D’yoo feel awl bedder nao????
I ok. it’ll just take a day or two tu rebuild a gnu map. I finkso, dis wu will haz lotz moar kololoneez.
O cweenmj! O ai am so sawry map borked! {{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}} Heer hab sum choklit possums and hawt choklit wif a liddlol cherry warm stuffz in it. U knoes.
But heer iz sumting REELEE cheeree! Teh Yup dated Festivelee drisst CheezPeepl list!
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Deer Peepl ov Cheezland!
Heer iz teh list ov awl hoo ar festivellee drisst. Ai’ve put a * bai awl hoo ar NAO drisst prittilee. (teh wuns ai hav scene – if yoo ar an hav no star, pleeze let mee know!
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An ai left ebreewun else – Becuz at leest they traied!
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Ai’m hopeing that soon awl will bee RE-covered – litterally!.
2wh2blk2stripey, *4point5kittehs
*Ambercat, *Annipuss, *Audra27
*Big_gladys, *bluesfan473, booklion
*cweenmj
gremlin, *gt8179d
*Hugh_G_Manatee
*Jamamakitty, *JCH4K
kafleen, *Karen
*leeza-b, *lolcatburglar, *Lunarmommy
Midnightsdeer
*Nativeca66, nightshayde
*Patticat, *Phillipe d’Beaker, *Plasticat
*Romeow
*Scrooge McPig, *sparkysmom, *Sweetpea
*teasel, *tessm
*uniquekitty, *Upfi
*zaffy21
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An if ai hav spelt yur nayme rong, oar left sumwun out, PLEEZ let me know! ; )
Ahem… AHEM! Ai arr nawt festibly dressed… ai arr Scrooge McPig! Plz tu keep yur fetibitees atta sayfe distunse, fankies.
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but but but fankies fur clooding meh aneewai!
:smiloley scrooge fais:
Ahhhh… A fellow curmudgeon! Have we met?
Ohai Ebil Maus! Is nyce tu meet a fellow grumpee!
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* hands EM a non lolmas relayted Guinness adn bag ob Peanuts *
The pleasure is all mine, sir!
*Hands SMcP a glass of Ch. Lafite-Rothschild ’75*
Slainte!
* sluuuuuuuuuurp * mmm… fankies!
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but but but… is ai seeing dubblol? dere is tu ob yu?
Why… um… no! Just a little DID flare-up! It must have been something in the stout…
Beeware teh Ghost ov Kriss Maus!!!
I has heard teh Kiss Maus ghostie can be shockifying too!
Want a sample?
Beware teh straynjlee stickee Kiss Maus ghostie!!!
test
okays, wp eeted my furst reply. I tries again….
um…
*luks around*
I don’t see teh mistle toes.
Will we get in trubble for unau-flora-ized schmooing?
HED! DESK!
*czechs watch*
*wonders what happened to teh free samples*
*Grabs Leeza and swings her into a dip*
Brace yourself!
*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!*
oh my! I, uh..
*swoon*
And that was just the free sample……
ur gonna CHARGE for kriss maus schmoos???
Just an expression, cherie. It was supposed to indicate the realtive quality of the sample versus “the real thing” (nod, nod, wink, wink, saynomore))
R u saying I didn’t get ‘teh real thing (nod, nod, wink, wink)’??
*wates to see how maus splains this*
*Sinking deeper and deeper into the hole that he dug for himslef*
Um… well… er…
*Looks at his watch*
Oh my! Look at the time! Gotta run! Bye!
and he cudda fixed it all by just giving me another….
hey, don’t bee greedee! tehre’s a lyne heer, ya know!
ur rite.
I rescind dat statemint.
I has a sore bak now anyways.
But fur MEEEE, yoo ar teh REFORMED McScrooge!!! An verree festive indeed!!
He dressed himself all in his best, and at last got out into the streets. The people were by this time pouring forth, as he had seen them with the Ghost of Christmas Present; and walking with his hands behind him, Scrooge regarded every one with a delighted smile. He looked so irresistibly pleasant, in a word, that three or four good-humoured fellows said, “Good morning, sir. A merry Christmas to you.” And Scrooge said often afterwards, that of all the blithe sounds he had ever heard, those were the blithest in his ears. He dressed himself all in his best, and at last got out into the streets. The people were by this time pouring forth, as he had seen them with the Ghost of Christmas Present; and walking with his hands behind him, Scrooge regarded every one with a delighted smile. He looked so irresistibly pleasant, in a word, that three or four good-humoured fellows said, “Good morning, sir. A merry Christmas to you.” And Scrooge said often afterwards, that of all the blithe sounds he had ever heard, those were the blithest in his ears.
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Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a master, and as good a man, as the good old city knew, or any other good old city, town, or borough, in the good old world. Some people laughed to see the alteration in him, but he let them laugh, and little heeded them; for he was wise enough to know that nothing ever happened on this globe, for good, at which some people did not have their fill of laughter in the outset; and knowing that such as these would be blind anyway, he thought it quite as well that they should wrinkle up their eyes in grins, as have the malady in less attractive forms. His own heart laughed: and that was quite enough for him.
oh this is a grate book- very short, and muchlee worth reeding, even if u has seen teh movies and cartoons of it elebenty duzzen times!
* throws bag ob humbugs awai *
* applies paw tu fais, hed tu desk *
Katchez bag o hummming bugz adn hedz off tu deh
bak ruum fur sum kwallity time wif googlee mapz.
Ai wuz surprized 2 see mai sunn, Puddy_tat, had a festib abatar lass nite – him is ushullee moar scrooge-liek dan a sertin GP
* finks abowt setting up club *
*hides all teh clubs, cugdels and shillaylays from GP*
I saw you do that!
but but but… shud yu nawt be dooing sumfing else? liek mebbeh replying tu yur emayos? huh? huh? pfft…
*flipflipflip*
*lukking fru da well worn & fud stain’d N’Orlinz Baptist Dishes werf Blessing cookbuk*
*wunderz whare dat cuy a la skrooge recipeee mite be…*
is it in da
Andean section?
Baked in a
Casserole?
Dressed wif vin regret?
Escargot stuffed?
Filo dough encase’d?
G…
Got it
Heer sumwherez…
Index mite halps!
J…
hmmm. ai gotted an ansur to myne. mebbe u iz lower onna list?
Jeez! Has some payshunz!
My phlonquais is on teh vacashuns this week and he usually answers my mail.
BTW, GP: I has had a important e-mail from teh former King of Nigeria, who needs us to halp him wif a money matter. He sounds like he is rly in trubbles to I have pledged ur bonus moneys to him. He says he has rited befoar — hwy u no gave me his messages?
Plz to rember that u can visit the rouges’ gallery of festiveness past and present at:
kthxbuy.com/ichcxmas.html
Even curmudgeonly efforts are included. STN
Ohai, LCB! I has mayd mahself anuther noo Xmas avatar. WP eeted teh last wun sumhao. Yoo kin be adding this gnu wun to teh list uv pikshors? Kthx!
I will add it when I sees it. I’ll check from my laptop at home laters to see if its there yet.
Kthx! This wun is . . . um . . . a gray tabbeh wayrin a Crismus hat.
*ponders* Well, and so wuz teh wun befoar. But in this wun, teh tabbeh is sleepin!
BTW, LCB, we is tawkin abowt yoo in pawsibul relayshun to an *alleged* joolry theft at Harry Winston’s in Paris last weeks. Duz yoo has enny knolij uv sed burglary, purrhapz?
Er, no, sry. I don’t know rien about that. Now, it is troo that last week I was in teh Paris doing some loliday
stealingshopping, but it’s a big place, u knoes?BTW, whut u want for lolmas? Diamond-encrusted rubies or ruby-encrusted diamonds?
Ooh, eethur wun sownds wunnerful! I leevs it up to yor discreshun!
Rember that there is a rouges’ gallery of festively-dressed peeps. Even curmudgeons.
Click my name to be seeing it.
Daggummitall! Typed rong.
Click my name in THIS comment to see teh rouges’ gallery.
kthxstoopywpnotallowiglinksnomoar
OH WOW!! It’s better than ai thot! Dint know there wuz a commints sexshun, AND a slyde show!! Whoooo Hooooooooo!!!
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An izzit permanent??? When we take off ar festive clotehs – will this awlwaiz bee there??? That wud bee SOOO grate!!
Yes, it can be permamanent.
But — and I cannot stress this strongly enuff — I will NOT be putting up a gallery of everybuddy when they takes off their cloths, festive or otherwise!
umm… ai can halp yu wib dat… well, teh wimmins aneewai…
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whut? wai for yu is pointy at teh NB?
Isn’t u on teh vacashuns this week?
Oh, and donot be teh worry: I dropped of ur dry cleaning at teh recycling center, just like u axed.
Uh, J4K – when we tayks off owr festive clothes, according to mah maths, we will AWL BE NOOD!!!
U reelee shud gitting a phonquaiz tu duzzing fingz fur u.
lyke tayking off festib cloths?
but aifinsko the phlonquais has alreaddy definitely stayted hee iz NOT WAREING ENNY FESTIVE CLOTHS!!
LOLNASCAR FTW!!! ai had nawt seen teh HeetMizer wun yet!!!
an ai lurves kafleen’s, anna tribble’s, anna patticat’s, an an an alluvem!!
*klunk*
duz i see mah name?
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aw, de gallery iz FTW!! ebreewun luks sew festive & funz!
*bows to teh awsumness dat r Janet*
*grabs McPig and starts giving him hevvy duty snorgles*
eep! geddidoff geddidoff geddidoff! eet ticklols!
Grabs McPig frum teh uther syde and snorgles him summoar!
A McPig sangwich! *ticklol ticklol ticklol*
MM! I loves me a littul pulld pork!
oh, mai!
luuks lyke fun! kan ai halps?
Joyn in! Itz a McPig pile-on!
Yay! *skamper skamper leep* landz eber sew softlee awn teh McPig pyle
*hands fethers to tessm and bluesfan*
Yay!
*burrows into pyle and softlee hedbutts everyone*
Ohai! *givs gentil nose tuches to gammacat*
Hai Gremlin!
I luvs your avatar!
If i stays under pyle, will
boss goggie find me?
Thank yoo! Is mah Dexter kitteh lukkin sweet, and behayvin. These fings onlee happins when he is sleepin! When he is awayke, he is swingin frum teh shandaleers and wreeking havok.
Yoo is sayf heer! *stands in front of gammacat, holds owt beeg orinj paws* No goggies kin git yoo! I won’t lettum throo!
Worshiping the Porcelain Goddess…
an dat nowun wanted 2 yoose teh baffroom
itz ok anni, he lefted teh litturbox out there for tehm.
*snerk*
Dat’s otay den!
No wun in heer but us chikkens!
Are you chickening out? They’re just kids…*kittehs come barging in pulling at tail and ears* Um sorry, what was i saying?
grampa kitteh duznt want to be disturbd during himz qwality time.
kitteh vants to be alone.
psst… skwerl… ai has bocksing dai iddeya… yu has emayo addy?
yesh!
czech ur profile, tehn make sure teh massage self destruckts!
* lukks arownd *
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otay, aifinkso is sayfe nao. phew… dis sekrit agunt stuff is teh hard!
but yoo luk so gud in teh tux!!
ohai LB, an how did yer cheezmeet go?? wuz like yew wuz olde frenz aifinkso?
*fine, jus ignor meh…………sniff…………ai goes ‘wai……….sniff*
I was typin!!!
ohai jamamama!
I has been wating for u!
It was nice! Yesh but I fink I mite hav talked booklions ears off a bit, but she dint seem to mind!
We had a walk and dinner..
oh and u shud see wot she brotted me!! I got presents!!!
A skwirrl ormanent for teh krissmuss tree, and a mug! Teh mug has a mug shot (snerk) of a skwirrl and it sez:
WANTED
In 5 Nayborhoods
On 17 counts of larcenty
Suspect at Larj
with a 3 lb starch of burd sees in hiz cheeks.
Estimated street value $1.37
I was sew excited when seh gave it to me I didn’t reed it all til I got home, and LOLED!!
oh YAY, yew guys had fun!! otay, wipes nose on sleeve, ai’s awl beddar nao. Ai jus knew yew guys wud be jus like yew haz node e-chudder fur eber!!
Thatz verreh funneh, leeza-b! Hao perfekt!
In teh category of “cheezpeeps in teh gnus” – Speekin uv larceny, I herd ther wuz a beeg jewlry robbry in Paris last week. No nayms wuz menshuned, but it sownded lyke teh sort uv kaper owr LCB wuld pull orf!
Moar detayls: It wuz armed robbers dresst in wimmens clothes and wayrin wigs. They liberayted moar than wun hundrid millyun dollars frum Harry Winston’s!
Nao thatz a lotta ice!
ooooh, aifinkso we shud awl get sum GOOD prezzints frum LCB tihs yeer!!
I givd her wun uv teh whurld’s beegest dimunds fur her burthday this yeer. Mebbe she kin retorn teh fayvor at Crismus?
*luks winsum*
Disklaymer to LCB: Teh givvin or receevin uv hyooj sparklified joolries resemblin teh joolries in kweschun is nawt an admission uv guilt, kthx!
ai lykes emeraldz! hint, hint!
*****ATTENSHUN!! ATTTENSHUN!!*****
Do you want a Festive Avatar (or any avatar at all besides the qwiltie fing)? Are you using a computer at work and can’t use an image from your computer? Or don’t have an image on your computer to use? Ta-da: you can now TRANSLOAD an avatar to your WordPress Account!! (Transload means to load an image from somewhere else on the Internet, instead of uploading from a computer). I’ve experimented, and these instructions, which I’ve tried reelly hard to make frendly for those hoo aren’t knowing much abowt computers, should work (hopefully; see disclaimer at the end of this paragraph!). But if you’re using a computer at all, you should be able to handle this. These directions are for Windows; Mac is probably similar, allowing for the single-button Mac mouse. It’s okay to fiddle around and experiment if you aren’t quite sure what to do; you (probably) won’t break your computer or the Intertoobs. Lunarmommy is not responsible for websites or the Intertoobs not working right.
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Some basics: to COPY: put the cursor (the little line that moves around when you move your mouse) at the beginning of what you want to select. Press and hold the left mouse button and drag the cursor to the end of what you want to select. A dark highlighting will cover the selection. While this highlighting is on, press the CTRL key (bottom left corner of your keyboard) and hold it down while you press the C key on your keyboard. the selection has now been copied to your computer’s inbizible virtual clipboard. to PASTE: after you’ve copied something, find the place where you want to put the selection, click your mouse in that spot, then press the CTRL key and hold it while you press the V key. vwahlah, your selection should appear in the box or area where you wanted it.
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Speaking of copy and paste, you may now want to COPY these instructions, PASTE them into notepad, and print them out.
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Okay, on with the show.
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FURST, you need a WordPress account. See cweenmj’s excellent instructions on her blog for how to accomplish this.
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To transload an avatar:
1 – make an avatar using clipart at fundraw.com
2 – after you finish your picture and save it, copy the URL you are given for the picture (highlight with the mouse, then press ctrl c)
3 – go to your wordpress dashboard, then your profile, to where you can change your gravatar. select the option “give us a link to an online picture to use.”
4 – paste (ctrl v)the URL of the picture you made into the URL box. This should load your fundraw picture onto your profile.
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If you don’t like the options at fundraw.com, you can transload a picture into pikipimp.com. Note: I couldn’t get this to work with Firefox, only with Internet Explorer.
1 – Google “free cat clip art” (using free clip art will keep you from possibly – very small possibility, but still there – getting into trouble for using a picture whose owner cares about the copyright)
2 – Look around until you find an image you like
3 – right-click on the image
4 – on the menu that appears, click “properties”
5 – a box will appear that tells you the web address of the picture. this will be something like h t t p: // website.com/images/cat.jpg. make sure you maximize the size of the box to get the whole address!! the address needs to end with .jpg; this is the kind of picture file type that is most likely to work.
6 – copy the URL for the picture. (highlight with the mouse, then press ctrl c)
7 – go to pikipimp.com
8 – where it says upload/select an image, click on “specify URL”
9 – delete the “h t t p ://” that’s already in the box, then paste (ctrl v) the URL of your picture into the box. it won’t work if you have two of the h t t p parts, so make sure to get rid of the one that’s already there because you’ll be pasting one in. click “upload”
10 – your picture should appear in the screen. Next to it is a menu of different things you can decorate it with. Chose your category, select your decoration.
11 – click on the decoration, a box will appear around it. click and drag with the cursor inside the box to move the decoration around, click and drag on the corners to change the size. when you’re done, save.
12 – on the page with your saved image is a panel with a box with the address of your picture. You can now follow steps 2 – 4 above.
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Your new avatar will appear on the screen in the WordPress avatar-doctoring window. It may be blown way up and look blurry or pixel-ly. This is just so you can crop the picture to the correct square proportion. make sure you crop closely to the most important part of the picture – since the avatars are reelly reelly small, you don’t want extra stuff in the picture taking away space from the main part, for example, a cute kitteh head wif a festive hat on it.
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Once you’re done putting your noo avatar on WordPress, be patient!! It may take several hours or even to the next day for your avatar to start appearing on comments! But if it shows up on your WordPress dashboard, you know you’ve done it correctly.
(These instructions will be repeated during various LOLz. if yoo be finding a borking in tehm, plz to let me kno an i will try to correkt. not responsiblol for borkded internets or websites.)
NOTE FOR EVERYONE: before you can see new avatars you may need to clear your cookies and/or your cache. this is under “tools” for firefox, click “clear private data,” make sure only “cookies” and “cache” are checked. myself, i’ve been able to make avatars appear just by clearing the cache (these are images the your browser saved from before, to load quickly instead of waiting for new ones. you have to get rid of these.) on Interwebs Exploder, it’s “internet options,” “general” tab, “browsing history,” “delete” button. delete your temporary internet files and cookies.
Oh Lunarmommy!!! theze b esssellent destrukkshunz!!!!
Mai I copy dem and putting dem on mai helperz page??
Best aidea! Then peepl can awlwaiz find it!
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An BRAVA Lunarmmommy! Iz there such a thing az a Krissmaus GH(wPoi)?
Yoo an cweenmj an lolcatburglar (an OH NOES – nawt an odder list!!) shud awl get wun!
yes yoo may, cween!! i iz prowd that yoo finks i haz done a gud job.
(sumwun tell me to get my lazy self into teh shower an start getting sumfin DONE today alreddy!!)
u an me bof… well, eksept two separate showerz, aifinkso!
by teh time yoo posted, i wuz owt ob teh shower, dressd, and on my way owt to buy gushifuds!
kumo, aka happycat, aka mr. greedypants, eets liek tehrs no tomorror. gud fing shiro duznt liek teh gushifuds, or we’d be going to teh porehowse, yup.
bleah. ai wented foar a walk up teh big hill, an ai still hazn’t showered yet. On mai way!
*schmoos to mr happycat kumo*
Dese iz wunderful destructions! Adn I preeshiates yu spellin vwahlah curreckly, soe menny peeps leeves off teh V! Ai wil sea if mai girlicues wil lett us dekermate owr abatar, adn if tehy kan agree on a pik.
“spellin vwahlah curreckly”
snicker! korrect spellin? HEER??? ; )
i posted tehse destrkshuns on teh “no sitz” thred an now tehy iz gone!! iz teh WP or teh ICHC modurrators hating on me or sumfin? duz dis long commint be making me a Bad Guy? Huh? wuts’ teh deel!! i’m just tryin to help peeples!!
well i will KEEP POSTING dis until i gets banned or until cweenmj puts it on herz blog wher it will beez safe.
halp halp i’z bein oppressd!!
(sends stinky self off to teh showers now)
Letz see, ai got a sixpak, mai noo issue uv Old Codger Monthly an a pak uv smokes. Yep, Ai’m all set fer the dai!
nawt second? is that what the cool kids do around here?
Fawllz on floor laffing at deh idea dat wii now b deh “cool kids”.
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ROFLPIMP
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giglol
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snikker
Why teh doubt? you be teh cween of trendsetting and fun after all.
well, kinda… at leest, u iz defimanatelee nawt-sekkund!
butt (hee!) teh *rilly* kool kids say sumfin funnee, and don’t get all whynded up abowt teh order.
Aifinkso dis mai fayborit type ob kitteh… is Scottish Fold? Dey awlwais has teh bestest spreshuns onna fais
It sure does look like a Scottish Fold. They’re my favorite too. They look like owls.
ifn yoo gotz da “animal planet” on yur tb, i reccommmmend (whoops- da goggie stepped on mai hand) da “cats 101″ epi #1- dey tells awl abowt da scottish foldish kittehs- whoo knoo ders diffurunt types ob earsies dey has ! but ai lubs dem awl, dey have da cutest eysies ! awl round an fulla spreshun !
Thaz faymus kitteh frum i made you a cookie but i eated it. Iz scottish fold. Haz own flicker paige 2.
http://flickr.com/photos/babykailan/116751981/in/set-968657/
@@@@@ – FTW!
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Aifinkso iffn ai wus nawt teh lerjic ai wud has tu hab won! So cyoot!
inna wurds uv a sertun GP, pfffft. ai iz allergik, an ai haz teh kittehs anna goggies ennyways!
uv corse, ai hadda kittehs anna goggies b4 ai knoes ai wuz allergik. an ai iz nawt too badlee allergik, yet.
mai dr. sez a persun kan be more oar less allergik 2 a specifik aminal — aifinkso iz troo, cuz when ai had Sam-Sam ai wud get teh big puffy red eye wunst inna while. Wiv mai Morgan, ai snorgles him alla tyme and ai donut hav teh sayme problum.
definately, pffft
I also allergik, but I get shots, take medycine
but now I has two beeutful kittehs and are vewwy happy
Just don’t let them into the bedroom!
But haow duz yu noe if dey iz NOT upsetted? Wif tehre eerz alweez bak adn tehre Ize alwees rownd?
Actually it’s not the same cat. This one is BaoBao. He passed away on October 1st of this year . The cat who eated the cookie was Beibei. They both are scottish fold munchkins owned by the same person though. BeiBei is definitely cuter. BaoBao looked like he was more of the sedate and laid back guy.
LMFAO
i haz da sam problemzz!
Yup, that’as basically what my Goldeneye looks like (he folds his ears down himself) when the nieces and nephews invade. Poor traumatized baby.
BEST CAPSHUN EVAAAAR!!!
conga ratz tew yoo, valesa on your nawt sekond an tawpa da macrame!
ai has brot da conga ratz fur yoo!
see dem dansen bai in awl der holiday finery-
widdle teeny high-heeled red velvet bootees,
teenee red velvut mini skirts, and red velvut santee hatz, bof widda
sparklee white bunni-fur trim (ai stolded it frum da sleepin buni maisef !)
happi krismessy tyme tuesdai !
Hobart bees 2 paw steps awaiy frum a fullee-blown kitteh mehltdaown; hims wil needez R & R foar at leest 2 daiys!!!
dat’s rite, kitteh! u hole up in teh bafroom.
maek teh stoopy bebbeh hoomins use teh lidderbox 4 a chanj!1!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
O mai! Stoopy hoomun behbeh children r heer! Halp! Maaaahhhhmmmm! Getem aways from meh! Hied, hied, hied! Runs,runs, runs!
Pssst….just skere dem away wif hissing and the threatening clawz.
remember, you is teh boss not teh hoomans!
…das rite…u king ov DIS jungul!1!
k-utie pie
teh grandkittehs awr kummin ovah foar kwistmus!!!!
MAWEE KWISTMUST, CHEEZFRENZ! *hugz*
Ohai, Werdycnan! Nyce to be seeing yoo heer! Hao ar yoo?
ohai, gremlin! ai iz gud. ai’z at mai church, mayking disyple-nao skedulez. lolz. hao iz yew?
Death by grandchildren… not a pretty sight.
Gawta lubs dem behbeh grankids….twane dem rite to gib u treets and NAWT piks u up liek a sacka flower. For pre Kris Maus silly brashuns, ai bwot a bottlol of Drambuie. Gud stuffz maynard! *starts filling liddlol glasses and starts passing dem owt* A liddlol bit goes a bery lawng wai! *drinks a small glass* O dat hit’s da spawt! HEY! IZ SNOWING OWT DERE! *Presses nose against teh windo* HOO SAID IT CUD SNOW! *Panic ensues* *still passes owt Drambuie but pours moar and moar glasses*
Why fangs, KCT. I do beleev ayll joyn yoo for a fyew drops. *lifts glass in toast to frenz neer and far, then sips*
Brilliant! One of the funniest captions I’ve seen on this site.
*testing**
OMCC!!! I kin post agin!
**passes owt**
Wuz u invisiblol??
Yesh. I kud nawt post at awl until jes nao.
**shakes unkontrollablee**
It wuz awful…..I nawt culd tawk tew my frenz…..
*pats rhsb gentlee*
bleeve me… I has felt ur pain!
*holds smellin salts under rhsb’s nose*
P U! Wut iz dat stuff?
**trys tew stand up** Oooh….I hazza woozee….
*looks up from McPig Pyle*
RHSB!
*gently hedbuts and then fans with tayle*
I has martoonie and chocolit for you!
(or martoonie wif chocolit if yu lyke)
Ohai, gammacat!
Guies, it were awful…..my nawt-sekkund thot wuz “I haz been frowed offa ICHC!!!”
**guzzlols martoonie**
Moar, plz?
It’s good to have you back! It’s not the same here without you.
I concur…
*Pulls a flask out of his pocket*
Here… have a slug of this. It’ll put the spring back in your step…
**hands rhsb endless glass of martoonie**
better noaw?
poast trawmatic stress disorder
i has it triggurred
One of the all-time great cheezburgers!!!1!
This pore ol’ kittehboi luks like he alredy been hugged and mooshed an kissed an tayle-pulled too musch by teh grankids. Inudderwurds, pooped. Pore Hobie, yu can com to my house an hide under the cowch with BlooMax.
Kitteh looks like I feelz.
Ai hidez in bafroom wit dat kitteh. I not sew good wif kidz maiself.
This is hysterical! Great caption!
I keeps luking at tihs pichur an giggling.
Kitteh, I naw EXZACTLY where ur comin from…
GET ORF MAI LAWN
Everybody wants a piece of kitteh.
Poor kitteh; com stay wit us till grankids gon; we keep u saf
Naem NOT Hobart. Naem Engelbert.
I beg you, stop with these type of captions. You know what I mean.
i beg u, get a life. u doan noe wutt I mean….sadlee.
Please, if you care about animals…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2824240
cute caption. Too bad that is one terrified cat. sad.
I’ve seen every Lolcat cartoon and I can safely say this is the funniest one yet!
Why?
Why, WordPress? Why do you torture me?
Why dost thou nom my responses to my friends, and only show my errors? Why
ruin my attempts to amuse and bolster the countenance of my friends?
Fie on thee, WP! Thou art a curse and an ache in my side…I stab at thee…
“I will pet him and pat him and stroke his fur and I will call hin George…”
“Put me down please. You’re hurting me.”
*Daffy Duck bugeye*
lol he looks so nervous
lol the lolspeak takes me ages to read!!
very funny Guys