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chrissmes sperit… …i haz et.
i nawt sew much haz da spirit.
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And teh oranmints will gibbs up their spirit soon…
OrNAmints, darn!
wuht about ur othur mishpelled words ? u no korrect them ?
whut a lubbly naem yu has dere … almost laik a liddol abatar!
At our howse they iz orNOMintz. Ai switched tew all nonbreakable orNOMints wif teh last kitteh. Hiz favorite spot iz halfway up teh tree, which iz wired tew teh wall so it won’t fall ober.
Congrats Upfi – solo top spot fur u! wat wud u liek fur ur sillybrayshuns?
Oh, a hot drinksie wud be bery nice, mai hands are so cawld typing on teh keyboard… ai’ll be out to lunch in 10 minits, after dat ai’ll be warmer. How r u today, my dear annipuss?
Ai’m cawld 2, but uvverwiez otay. Haow aer u? Ai haz 2 goe owt sune.
AI’m fine, plenty of wurk and ai need to dye mai hair tonite cos it’s the big Krismus party on Fursday. *sigh*
Ai dunt want to show mai gray fur – it doesn’t luk as nice as urs!
Well, Ai haz been werkin awn it fur 60 yeerz! Ai had mai first grey harez at 8!
Congwats on ur nawt sekund Upfi
Fanks u Klolzz! Have we met yet? *holds out feeler to shake hands*
Nice to meet you.
*shakes hands wif a verreh wooly glove on* Nice to meet u too. Ai’d taek off mah gloves but is verreh chilleh in mai office an ai’m ascared mah hand mite falls off wid teh cold.
Oooh, cawld inside the office is bad.
Very bad! I has gloves wif cut-off fingurs for dat purrpose. But is still cawld. But nao aftur lunch is warmer.
I onlee discuvered teh elektric heater wuznt plugged in jus nao. Been tryin to warms it wid teh fan heater n dat wuz taken a long teim but iz betterz nao.
Meowii catmouse! an dek teh hawlz wiv catnip bawlz!
second !! i haz it
Oh, yoo gotted me a bowlin ball for krissmiss! Just whut I alwayz wanted!
Kittehz fink dat awl teh dekurashunz aer toiz fur dem!
Dey arent?????
I’m in ur kwismass twee stealin ur ornamintashuns
iffn u nawt wantz me 2 play wif it, u nawt shud put it so low down!
iffn u nawt wantz da kitteh 2 play wif kissmuss ornamintz , don’t put ENNY on da tree. (kittehs kan climbz treez, doncha kno?) Nebermind, dey still wud clibz da bare nekkid tree ennywey. Putz all da stuf on
testing
We lieks to hang teh jinglol bellz daown loe on teh tree – sumtymes we kin here “jinglol, jinglol” an akchually zip to save teh tree be4 we heerz “CRASH!!” an teh skampurrin ov kitteh feets.
Ah, da sowndz uf Krismus…karulz, sley behlz, da bap-bap-bap of kittehs playin wif da ornamentz…
Dis wood luk moshe better on teh floor.
Here, let me fiks dat for you.
helpful kitteh iz helpful
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/07/hey-hun-hand-me-that-angel-now/
jes a liddel mor 2 teh lef…
*adjusts shinee gold hangy down thingee*
dere, nao itz purrfek!1!
An on dis branch we see teh rare an elusive caltrap egg, that needs to be stept on to hatch.
Lets put it in front of teh bafroom door tonite, an see wut happens.
chrizmazz speritz….
i stealz it…..
*yoink!1!*
*kitteh grabz teh ornamintz n skurreez unner teh tree*
dey’ll nebber find meh heer…
Is dis liek “pull mai figur?” hee hee
Mmmmmm…. tastes like chicken
Yep iz purrfek……
*brrr* is cawld herez tu…and Ai’z havingz to be out soon ta getz a nu fone…*shiver*…
* inbisibul test *
u failed!
I kin see u!
*skwink*
Ai can see u 2! Dere’s no hidie plaes!
Is the tinsull tastee this year?
so diz wut vet duz wif dem
i wantz my cut
Ware iz ebereebuddee? Iz Ai teh onlee wun heer? Iz meh pyooter borked? Iz ICHC borked? Wii iz meh commint teh last wun maed butt I iz nawt own Hoo b tawkin? Ai Haz a confushed!!!!
Ai can see ur commint. Sownds liek wun uv WP’s gaems it plais wiv us.
Ohai, Plasticat. Iz suspi…suzpish… oddly quiet this morning.
neber mind. NAO Ai kin c teh odder commintz! Anee hoo Ai gotz tew go catch teh bus, Tew our deli waznieztho, ment Ai got tew spend moar tiem on ICHC!!! BY!!!!!!
Good morning, Annipuss. Iz still cawld in Lunnin Town?
Akkordin 2 teh fermomiter it iz nawt so cawld, but Ai aer frozed! It iz dat damp windy cawld dat gets in2 ur boenz.
ooooo. Nawt want dat wezzer. Iz cold here, too. Hard to convine maiself that the indoor heated swimming pool at the rec bilding will trooly be warm enuff to swim. I wantz to stai home, wrapped in blankets.
Clears throat to sing a Tom Lehrer Crissmus toon…
Christmas time is here by golly
Disapproval would be folly
Deck the halls with hunks of holly
Fill the cup and don’t say when
YAY Tom L! I wunta past kemistree clazz if it wuzzint fur him singin teh elimints!
“Those are the only ones
Of which the word has come to Hahvuhd.
There may be many others
But they haven’t been discovuhd.
Prezuntz? U meen fun tree wif toiz onnit IZUNT mai prezunt?
My boycat used to do this! After he destroyed a few ornaments, I wised up and didn’t decorate the lower third of the tree. He was too smart for me, though, and still got ornaments that were (theoretically) out of his reach.
yeah. that tree is now bare.
we decorated a little too early.
Kitteh jes ree-ahdjuhstyng pohsishun ov oarnamints:
Hims duz nawt liek ware yuu puttid iyt oarijinallee, soe hims haz moveded iyt;
Teh redd bows bees nexxt;
(Thems wil probly windez up iyn hims furrs awn hims hed!!!)
Ai tries teh imbizibol test tu.
Ohaiohai, dis ting wurking??
**grits teh teefs an tinks nys thots bowt WP**
**k, jus grits teefs, den**
omaigudnis – der ai is beein! Ai has a ammaysd!! An nao ai nawt can tink ob ennyfing wittee oar portint tu sais ….
Kwik, bfoars ai imbisibols agin … (oooh, dots!) …Ennybuddees can b halpin mii tu holleedaeiffai mai abatar?? SnoCat **is tu a cat, sos der!** bees beriberi wintree, butt **giglol – ai sed ‘butt’** is b reekwyrin a nys hatt oar a reef oar tin sells oar a ribbin oar hollees oar prezints tu gib tu peeplol oar sumfin els wat ai nawt has thottid uv.
Ohai, nicewitch. I mayd mah hat for teh Dexter-kitteh by goin to pikipimp dot com – yoo upload a pikshor and then yoo kin putting hats and stuffs onnit. Gud luk!
Aym in yor Crismus, dekoraytin yor tabby-tree.
oooo teh shiny
i likes it
Mai pweciouz.
Relatins spaerng no xpens’ll
Sen sum usles awld utensil
Oar a matchin’ pen adn pensil
Jus teh fing ai needz, hao nis.
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It dozen matr hao sin-sear it is
nor hao hart-felt teh spirit
Centimen wil nawt indeer it
wut’s important is teh pris.
.
Hark teh Herald Tribune brings
Advertising wondermus fings
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Gawd res ye merry merchants
May ye maek teh yultid pay
.
Angels wii hab herd on hi
Tells us to go awt adn Buy…