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voice lessons $50 hitting an octave unknown to man… priceless.
i goin 2 tri awt 4 da ichc musical.
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*tinkle*
HAY! My glasses borked!
Not teh glasses!
kin u see??
Heer, borree mine.
*puts on cween’s glasses*
AIEEE! Tendrilz!
*takes off cween’s glases*
thxbutnothx. I’ll skwint.
*takez glassiz bak*
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and deh lessin LCB lurned iz:
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r u reddy fur dis?
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U ru shur ur reddy??
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itz not eezee being cween.
I wasnt’ reddy.
**heddesk**
Ai fulleh agree wid an suppord dis statement *heddesk*
Ouch. I tink ai went a liddel too fast dere
werdpress eated mai comment
I agrees wid dis comment tho.
D’oh. dere it iz
LOL!!!!!
aw, qweenie, yew iz sew berry rite!
*wipes tiny tear of laughing from nearsighted eye and continues reading comments, giggling*
hai, teh BIGcheezez dat running dis site needz ta adressing teh fact commentations fill up berry fas nao, need more room fur playing timed!
I has been tolded I neersited in wun eie an farsited in teh uthur wun.
So, if I kross my eies, duz dat meen I nawt need glasses ennymoar?
Oh, noes, rhsb!!! Dats wat ai always libbed wif…neersited in one eye, farsited in udder one…oh, hab you ebber tried tu hang a pickture bai yurself?? Aifot ai wuz onlee one!!!!
Mai liddlol brozzer wuz like dat, tu!!! Wun i eech way…I neber hurded uv enneewun els like dat.
Hey, cweenmj, yu shuld seh mai walls wen ai tries tu hang pikshurs!! It luuk strate tu meh…nawt tu udders!!!
Here, luk froo dese Coke boddles and see if dat halps.
*looks through Coke bottlols*
*splashsputtersputtersplash*
*singing*
When ur hart’s on fire,
Coke gets in ur eyes.
long as itz nawt teh kynd dat maeks u sneez
Teh bublols maeks u sneeze?
Lukin at life froo Coke colored glasses.
*YARGLE-LICIOUS*
i tryz owt foar teh oppruh!
*singing*
I is teh nommer of Cheezburgs!
ai iz singen da “rejoyce” aria frum da “messiah”- ai getz da solo!, aifinksew, yeshaido!
How bowt teh Hallelooyuh Khoris?
EPIC YAWN!
go wai catnip m yew are teh WET BLANKIE
Why izzu mean to me?
Y u mean to mez, thewkballard?
I just sain’ dat kitteh luks leik iz doin an epic yawn. Derz summin rong wit dat?
Mabee Catnip saiing kitteh luks liek makin epic yawn! Mabee nawt triing 2 b wet blankie…mabee.
Ai forgutz 2 do “show all” – that’ll show me! hee hee.
“Gotta Be Somebody” by Nickelback
This time I wonder what it feels like
To find the one in this life
The one we all dream of
But dreams just aren’t enough
So I´ll be waiting for the real thing.
I’ll know it by the feeling.
The moment when we´re meeting
Will play out like a scene straight off the silver screen
So I`ll be holdin’ my breath
Right up to the end
Until that moment when
I find the one that I’ll spend forever with
`Cause nobody wants to be the last one there.
‘Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares.
Someone to love with my life in their hands.
There`s gotta be somebody for me like that.
`Cause nobody wants to go it on their own
And everyone wants to know they´re not alone.
Somebody else that feels the same somewhere.
There`s gotta be somebody for me out there.
Tonight out on the street out in the moonlight
And damn it this feels too right
It´s just like Déjà Vu
Me standin’ here with you
So I´ll be holdin`my breath
Could this be the end?
Is it that moment when
I find the one that I’ll spend forever with?
‘Cause nobody wants to be the last one there
‘Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares.
Someone to love with my life in their hands.
There´s gotta be somebody for me like that.
`Cause nobody wants to go it on their own
And everyone wants to know they´re not alone.
Somebody else that feels the same somewhere?
There`s gotta be somebody for me out there.
You can´t give up!
When you’re Lookin´ for a diamond in the rough
Because you never know when it shows up
Make sure you´re holdin` on
‘Cause it could be the one, the one you´re waiting on
‘Cause nobody wants to be the last one there.
And everyone wants to feel like someone cares.
Someone to love with my life in their hands.
There’s gotta be somebody for me
Ohhhhhh.
Nobody wants to go it on their own
And everyone wants to know they´re not alone.
Somebody else that feels the same somewhere?
There `s gotta be somebody for me out there.
Nobody wants to be the last one there
And everyone wants to feel like someone cares.
Somebody else that feels the same somewhere?
There’s gotta be somebody for me out there.
Eww.
Dat was annoyin, too-long, and failishness post.
Oh pore lidle troll, u gotz lost in Cheezland.
Teh highway iz rite ovr there. Go stand in teh middle, a truck ‘l be by soon to smak–ah–cary u bak home.
so jus scroll thru an move along, nawt need to commint, buh bye
I usta fwe-kwent wun online playse dat had teh order to SOB (Scroll On By) if you nawt lyk post.
Wunner wut wud happin if wii started jes ritin SOB unner teh trolls. **snidkers**
ooh i LIEK taht!
funnee, ai think all same bout de postin ub yrs, catnip M ….
Oh, dat wuz *snif* booteemus!!
Fankyoo, cween!
I’m glad SUMBODEE presheeayted it!
wurks for me.
Fanks, WRr.
**holds missel toes ober WRr’shed**
SCHMOO!
I b thinking catnip-M must haz a grumpy tuday.
Aifinks catnip-M mus hab gotten hold ub sum stale catnip…him nawt shuld beh so cranky!! *hugs catnip-M…calls him/her crabby appelton an gibs him/her big hugs* *hug hug hug…tiklol tiklol* der yu beddr nao?
nawt teh dredded crabby appleton…………….LOL out loud!! mai sis n ai used to say dat alla time!! wair teh heck it cum frum?
crabby appleton!! LOL laffin till ai fawl off couch !!!
Oh mai CC, Jkitty, wen ai grumpy, husbin calls meh crabby appleton an ai jis bout wanna kills him!! Ai nawt kin stay awn too lawng…him crabby agin, sew ai gonna tries tu jest goes tu beds erlee wile he watch fuutball so we nawts fite!!
*crabby appleton husbin…snickers…*
ai sry hims c.a.!! nawt fun atall………. before ai gotted diborced ai hated tew go home…..is teh wurst feline in teh whirld…….(ai in not implyin anyfing her)
himz still werkin ?……..mebbe nawt happy hims werkin an nawt teh KK4
*paws crossed himz gets ober himz crabbinesh!!*
Fanks, gurlfren!! He wurkin fur now, meh nawt yet…ai jest dred wen he dribes in tu home…den ai noes we gonna fite…ai wishes him wurk out ub town an nawt come homes!!!
ohai hunny, an how wuz yer day?
here let me take yer shus orf……..ahhhhh awl beddar
now ai can rub yer neck…oh teh poor tense baby
can i get you a beer?
dinner is almost ready
flippin nitemare ai’m havin here!!!
Awww, fanks, Jkitty, ai finish qwilt fur Mom today, put it in mail fur sister tu du da last fings awn it….hur shuld git it bai Wednesday. Oooh boi, ai be glad wen fings get bedder heer…him more crabby den ai liek nao!!! Schmoo tu you fur dat!!!
izznt dat teh wai we’re awl sposed tew be treeted?
wuz villan ub old cartune ai nawt member naim ub: Crabby Appleton: he is rotten to the core!!
LOL!!!!!!
I new I rememembebered taht nayme – iz frum Tom Terrrifffic, teh cartoon awn Captin Kangaroo inna 60’s.
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(I has a cheat – I lukd in Wikipedia, an tehy sedded Crabby Appleton wuz rok band frum 70’s. I noed taht wusn’t hao I rememembebered it, cus I nebber new rok bans. So I lukd in Google an tehy reminindeded me ov Tom Terrific.)
yep, me toooo
ai musta had sum cap’n kangaroo going on around me…….
Teh 60s was like that…
*an teh fifteees tew, aifinkso*
I wasn’t there for those. Was just a lil young sweet thing of a lolkittenburglar in teh 60s.
*mutter mutter
*razinfranztin whippersnapperz
{{{{{lolkittenburglar}}}}} oh hunney, yew still is!!
ai gotz yer bak, cweenie!!
Did u seeing mai suggestyun at deh bottum uv dis fred?
Way
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down
dere?
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I was teh so cute, too, wif teh mask that kept falling off and teh cent-sign bag that was too big to carry.
Didja have little frends tath woar red fyremins hats?
Dat’s da Win!! Iz Mon.nite football, husbin nawt sew crankee nao…*prays* Oh mai CC, pleez mek meh strawng tu nawt du damage….pleez oh CC, Ai prays tu nawt grind dis crabby appleton intu cranberry snappleton…*gigglols*
roof roof…………ai likes it cweenie!! we can bork teh goggies!!
KK4 did yew go ober tew make teh commint?
Deh cheezez awlwayz b trying tu tempt us
ober dere. I finkz wii shu gib it a try tunite.
but not take deh gnuest LOL.
Ai gonna wate fur sumone else tu starts it!! Der also da political ones…aifinks dat affer da elecshun obber, der problee nawt tu manee on dose eeder….*waits an wonders…*
takes awyle fur yer commints tew shows up
Mai dotter Carlye brags tu hur frends dat hur was raised on Kaptan Kangaroo an Areosmith!!
oh now dats funny der LOL
LOLZ…dat ders funneh, ai done care hoo y’arr!! Hur fashion desiner in SanFrancisco area…hur gits big points wif hur frends dat hur can recite lines frum Rosalynd Russel moovies an John Waters moovies. We share speshul since ub humer…
SOWWY Catnip has a bronchitis today and is grumpy
Youz be grumpy too, ifyoohadit.
I do wike song, jus thought it took up lotsa too much spaces.
I tinkso dis iz a grate song, rhsb!
I nebber herded it befour, but I want two hear deh mewsick alsew.
Fankyou!
Fanks, MomCatAnna.
U kin go to youtube.com an search for it.
I wud post linkee, but WP prolly nom it.
I tinkso dis iz a grate song, rhsb!
I nebber herded it befour, but I want two hear deh mewsick alsew.
Fankyou for typin it all owt.
conga ratz fur yur solo nawt sekond LCB ! derdey goez dansin bai inder holidai finery what yu wantz fer yur dwinkies an dansen? egg nog n fruty caek? spicy cider n pfferneusse cookees ?
Everything u said, except — and I cannot stress this enuff — NO FROOTCAEK!
Are you always biased against healthier things?
Frootcaek is teh healthy? Whut planet u is from?
U ever dropped one of those frootcaeks on ur foot? Ow.
u noe it coems wid teh rum, y?
*ERRRRRRTTTT!* (that’s me puttin on teh brakes)
Rum, u sez?
yz, ai haz sevrul kynds.. lite, dawrk, gold …ooh shiney….
I’ll has one of each. Hold teh frootcaek.
Hao bout a Captain Caek or Bacardi Caek sans froot?
U knoews, I does like teh froot and of coarse I lurves teh caek and I’m mad simply mad for teh rum, but u puts them all together and PLEH!
Oh, and yes, one of each.
A slice of caek, a plate ov froot, and a beeg glass ov rum.
Nawt nessessarily in dat order.
moast peeps what sayz dey duznt liek da frutty caek, axually doesnt liek sumfin called “citron”- dat b bitz a candied red n green n yello “froot” dat wuz hard n tastless. noawadayz dey moastlee duznt uz dat pleh-y stuffs n e moar. my “froot caek” haz da mara- mare-ah…. er…berirednsweetcherries, wif pineappols n pecans n raisons, wif rum n sumtymes ai putz in da almonds and lubly softee dates, tew- caek is soft n yummy, full ob spices. smells liek yu died n went tew heben !
Oh, yes. Mai mom makingz deh fruit cakez like dat. It b full uv deh win and awsum. No pleh alloweded. I kud nomming it awl day long. sept she duzn’t making enuff tu nom AWL day long. :winkee fais:
I liek deh way yoo maeks deh frootcake Romeow!
Can I haz sum two? I join deh sillybrashun for LCB’s nawt sekund powst.
*gits glasses owt*
*gits shotglas owt*
*pores rum inna shotglas*
*pores shotglas inna jk2k*
*pores LCB rum inna big glas*
*pores moar rum inna shotglas*
*pores shotglas inna jk2k*
*hanz big glas 2 LCB*
*fawls on teh flor*
*pikz jk2k up adn putz hur in a kumfee chair.
*Kubbers jk2k wif floofee Cheezpeepz Map Blankee
*adn tukz hur up.
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*helpz sef tu a shot uv rum.
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mmmmmmmmmmmm.
gud stuff!!
fanks…..
zzzzzzzzzzzzz………
U no lieks caek wif froot?
Wat abouts…
Apple Caek
Blooberry Caek
Cheery Caek
Date Caek
Elderberry Caek
F…
Fig nooton
G . . .
grapez
Haloloween candy
Ice creem
Jelly beenz
K…
Gooseberry caek
Honey dew caek wif
Icing on it
J…
Jujubes in it
Kumquat caek
Lemming frosting
Mincee meets
N…
Nana bread
Olive oil to cuk wif
Pears on fire
Q….
Quince Caek
Raisin Caek
Star Froot Caek
T…
Tootie Fruitie caek
Ugli fruit caek
Vanilla bean caek
W…
Watermelon cake
X tra sweet cake
Yellow cake iz pleh
Zebra cake iz teh chawklet an teh nilla cake
Ai wanna be a ROKSTAHR!
iaq nawt obber ’til teh grey kitteh singz….
anna rhsb teww!
singz, ai mean.
I wud post teh lyricks tew “Rockstar” by Nickelback, but dey r nawt teh “G” raytid.
Iz sew sad, onlee wun lokul stayshun plays teh nawt-edditid bershun, an teh rest plays teh chood-up-an-spit-owt bershun.
in the californai ay sum duz, sum nawt; i LUV teh nickelback, ai duz!!
Mee tew!
Dey is gonna be in consert next yeer. I wanna go, but nawt has eenywun tew go wif me. **sad fayse**
Duz u has tehre noo cd, “Dark Horse”? I duz. Iz fulla WIN an AWSUM!
Wise men say only fools rush in
But I cant help falling in love with you
Shall I stay
Would it be a sin
If I cant help falling in love with you
Oh hai!!
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heer b deh Cheezpeepz map gnuz.
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Wii now haz 336 peepz on deh map!!! But, can u bee leeving it??? dere still b statez wif NO CHEEZPEEPZ onnna map!!!
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“Wut??” u sez. “Yes,” I sez. Lukking at dis…dere b not a singlol Cheezpeep in awl uv Alabama, Alaska, Hawaii, Iowa, Mississippi, Montana, New Mexico, Rhode Island, Vermont, adn Wyoming!!! I noez sum Cheezpeepz b hiding dhere. Cheezee Peepz!!! Kum owt, kum owt wair ebber u r!!!!
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late braking gnuz flash::: WII HAZ A PEEP IN IOWA!! saying Oh Hai tu donnareed, hoo b lurking dere. mebbee if wii makez hur feel welkum, she will kum owt adn play!!
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To git puttinged on deh map, sending an emayo to cweenmj@gmail.com telling mii ur ICHC name adn locayshun. deh map b fur awl deh peepz in Cheezland. I putz on ennewun hoo askingz. Noobeez, lurkerz, trollz, comminterz, hooever b asking. Wen I gits deh emayo, I will putting u on deh map and deh masterlist. Den I sending u a emayo bak tu letting u noez it haz ben dun. Itz just dat eezee. Adn if u b deh nawt-sekkund in ur state u gitz tu jumping up and down adn yelling FURST!!! adn no wun kin say meen fingz tu u.
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Deh map b at maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Deh masterlist b at cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
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On deh masterlist I haz mading linkeez tu deh kololonee mapz fur awl deh peepz in deh kololoneez so u kin jump rite frum deh peepz name tu deh map deh peepz b on. If dere iz no linkee, dey b on deh main map.
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Fur maor info on deh mapz adn how to seeing awl deh peepz at wunst, plz go to cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/ (it b a long paige adn u will haz tu scrolling down kwite a wayz tu finding it, but it b dere. I promiss.)
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Wii now return u tu ur irreglar commintz.
In odder late breakin gnus: Ai iz gonna bii makin an ICHC movie(Sorta) called “The Cwest of the Cween” in wich Cween sends owt Cheezpeeps tew finz teh Ancient Treasure of Cheezland. Along teh wai tey mus fays obstacles nda yoos teemwerk tew gets tew dere destinashun. Ai iz bein sirius!!! Dis NAWT liek last tiem!!!!! Ob korse, maed by me, it will be done owta Plastics Legos nda posted on Youtube. If yew wishes tew be in dis Amazin event, reply nao oar leebs a commint on meh paeg statin wat yoo wishin tew bii in teh movie i.e. kitteh, goggie, fish, rat,owl munkee, banana, pea, bat, snake, cherry, applol, pirate, parrot, Dinosaur, teh treasure, Hooman, Santa,…
Agen Ai AM SIRIUS, Ai can duu dis nda has dun eet before:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpeDCFaKwuY
Cween if yew wish tew spred teh werd laturr wen Ai izn’t awn yew kin!
AI BEE QWESTIN KITTEH?
WANT WANT WANT!
*dancing madly, falls down*
…waaaaaaaant….
ooh! whenn arre teh awdishunz?
Draconic Kitteh doz yew wish tew be kitteh oar dragon? Ai haz Aifink free kittehs nda tew dragonz.
dis me too jus the wp changed mai name witowt my permittings!! all cuz ai made abitar like teh grmlin kitteh teached mii ana ai canawt SEE it!
has a sad…But movie part? WANT WANT!
Shurr, so dat’s wun kitteh!!
We haz teh Blizzard here naow. adn Ai still has 7 hours of wurks.
Oh noes!
U werk teh sekkund-shift, WRr?
Yas. Usually getz moar dun wif no innerupshuns. Bud nawt niec when weddur is pleh.
**nods hed**
Yup, been dere dun dat.
Chewin’ on a piece of grass walkin’ down the road
tell me, how long you gonna stay here Joe?
Some people say this town don’t look good in snow
You don’t care, I know.
AMERICA!!!
As far az I’z conserned, NO town luuk gud in snow!
Wildwood flower grew wild on the farm
And we never knowed what it was called
Some said it was a flower and some said it was a weed
I didn’t give it much thought
♪ ♫ Don’t bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me.
Don’t bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me… ♪ ♫
Wun toke ober teh lyne sweet jesus
Wun toke ober teh lyne
Sittin downtown atta raylway stayshun
Wun toke ober the lyne
so lez git
tew teh poyint-
ana roll
annudder j*nt…
las dance wit mary jane
wun mor timez tew kill teh pay ay ayne-
Tom Petty, ai lubs him, tew!
it wuz too col to cry
win ai woke up alone
so i lit mai las nummbah
anna walk tew teh road….
*harmonica rises*
Part of dat sawng tawlks abowt “Yung Kentucky gurl….”
I USTA be yung, but ALWAYZ be KY gurl!
I mite be “Red” but I bleed “Bloo!”
well she grew up strong an she grew up rite
with ‘em Indiana boys on those Indiana nights….
guessin where ai been borned, rhsb, aifink so!
Um….norf ov ware I wuz borned?
I will toot my own horn.
Fankyoo, Mr Diamond!
Kentucky woman
She shines with her own kind of light
She looks at you once
And a day thats all wrong looks all right
And I love her
God knows I love her
Kentucky woman
If she get to know you
She goin to own you
Kentucky woman
Well, she aint the kind
Make heads turn at the drop of her name
But something inside
That shes got turns you on just the same
And I love her
God knows I love her
Kentucky woman
If she get to know you
She goin to own you
Kentucky woman
I dont want much
The good lords earth beneath the feet
A gentle touch
Of that one girl and life is
Sweet and good
There aint no doubt
Hey, Im talking about
Kentucky woman
Kentucky woman
I dont want much
The good lords earth beneath the feet
A gentle touch
Of that one girl and life is
Sweet and good
There aint no doubt
Hey, Im talking about
Kentucky woman
If she get to know you
She goin to own you
Kentucky woman
Kentucky woman
Kentucky woman
Kentucky woman
I kin see her lookin fast in her satin dress
In a room ware yu du wat yu dont confess
Sundown, yu better take care
If I find you been creepin round my back stairs
Gordon Lightfoot FTW!
{{4p5k}} “Yu a hawt lubbin woman got dem feelin meen”….dat’s still a gud song!!
Sometimes I think it’s a sin
When I feel like I’m winnin’ when I’m losin’ again
Lightfoot is wun ob teh bestest! He turns 70 this yeer.
lookin fur a hard headed woman-
wun who will amke me do
my best-
an when ai findz dat hard headed woman,
ai knowz the resta my life will be blesst
oh yes!
I luv the GL
Ai hab dat frum Little Feat
Roll anudder one
Jes like da udder one
Yu bin holdin on tu it, an
Ai sure wuld like a hit….
FTW!!!!
wii haz had teh snoes todai tew… nawt tew bad tho
I am awl-oar-nuffin gurl wen it comes tew snow.
I nawt want teh liddlol stuff dat onlee makes teh rodes slik. I want teh BEEG stuff dat shuts fings doan foar a few days! Dat way, I kin stay hoem, drink hawt choklit, hang arown howse in swets, an nawt hasta go owt innit.
Doan want that kinda snows when stuck at works. But udderwiae agree wif you.
Wii had Ice storm yeers ago wen I wuz werkin sekkund-shift.
Wii figgered if wii go hoem den wii nawt maek it bak tew werk, so wii pulled awl-nitur/dubblol shift an left inna moarnin.
LAWWWWWNNNNG DAY!
eggceptin tew fro snobawlz at sum peepz….
Open wyde an say AAAAAAaaaaa
*looks suspiciously* why…? what are you going to do?
**trys tew luuk innosent**
Nuffin….
Hear the small voice of truth
Above the shouting despair of the crowd
What do you wish
A Gypsy’s Kiss
Gets you strong for crying out loud
Hmmm, dat soun like sibling fing…open mouf, close yur eyes, den yu git a big surprise!! Yu duz it, den yu gets da ball ub hare frum da hairbrush in yur mouf!!
Oar worse…
I haz a yodul.
RIIIIICCCOOOOLLLLAAAAAA
Duz i heer…… a ……. gote herd?
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I dew!!!
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Hi on a hill wuz a loanly goteherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lowd wuz deh voyse uv deh loanlee goteherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
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youtube.com/watch?v=QPelZL954IY
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Lissen, i bet u kin heering it tue!!!
dats beddar dan sum ob teh crissmess earwurms ai been habin!!
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
*in a winter wonderland*
♫datz my cue!
Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty and clear from the goatherd’s throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
yodelaaaaaaaaaaaadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
yodellllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahheeeeeeeeeee
yodelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*fine alien krystal on remote alien plantz shatter*
*holds floofy paws tu eers, tries in vane tu save fine crystal wine glasses*
A prins on deh bridj uv a kassil mote her
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Menz on a rode wif a lode tu tote herd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
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Menz in deh midst uv a tablol d’ote herd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Menz drinking beerz wif teh fome aflote herd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
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……Take it Sweetpea!!!!!
*ponders*
hmmmm . you shure? or iz dish a von Trap?
*faspalm*
Guies, I has a shock.
I jes red inna paypur dat teh (apparentlee ex) huzbin of a gurl I usta werk wif died dis past Fryday. Dunno why. Him wuz 40.
**eies slitelee leekin**
iz alwais a shok tew lern dese tings… i noe too well.
{{{{rhsb}}}}
{{{{rhsb}}}}
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iz hard wen u heerz uv sumwun u noez dying.
Even if dey not b a close frend, it still be hard tu swallow.
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Heer, haz a hawt koko and watch deh sillee peepz.
U will feeling bedder soon.
I’ve been cheated
Been mistreated
When will I be loved
I’ve been pushed down
I’ve been pushed ’round
When will I be loved
When I find a new man
That I want for mine
He always breaks my heart into
It happens every time
I’ve been made blue
I’ve been lied to
When will I be loved
When I find a new man
That I want for mine
He always breaks my heart into
It happens every time
Oh, I’ve been cheated
Been mistreated
When will I be loved
When will I be loved
Tell me, when will I be loved
u chanl linduh ronstat gud!
I’m going back someday
Come what may
To Blue Bayou
Where the folks are fine
And the world is mine
On Blue Bayou
Where those fishing boats
With their sails afloat
If I could only see
That familiar sunrise
Through sleepy eyes
How happy I’d be
*shings awlongg ooh ooh ooh*
*pores moar rum*
*fawls down agin*
I dunno
I dunno
I dunno ware I gonna go
Wen teh bolcayno blowz.
ahhhhh, so gud, WRr! izza frate songing, yez indidee
Kitteh sings higher den Mariah Cat.
Iz hur gonna get in bafftub awn tee-vee alsew!
Do you still get a thrill when ya see me comin’ up the hill?
Honey, now do ya?
Do ya whisper my name just to bring a little comfort to ya?
Do ya?
**SIGH** I wish I had voyse lyk KT Oslin.
Dat remind meh ub gurl ai used tu wurk wif…hur frum Port Charles, LA, an wen dat sawng “constant craving” wuld come on da radio, her fot dat da sawng was, “Rice an Gravee” Aill nebber furgit dat!!! LOLZ
LOL!
hada fren in skool, thought Mick Jagger wuz singin
“Ai nebber be
Yr Pizza Burger…”
ROFLMAO at dat wun
anudder;
Walin in a lake-
lakin ina lake-
now buddy wals ina lake!
hee hee hee
{{kittyboocat}} Wen ai wuz yunger, Benny an the Jets wuz on radio awl da time..ai sings along tu it in car, an mai mom fot ai was singing..”she gaw electric b##bs, a mohair soot…ai had tu hab her lissen tu it obber an obber til hur unnerstood it!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
*glassez brake*
o grate….nao mai winndowz arre borked…(nawt the compyootur wuns)
Doan wurree. WP mebbe taek care of dat foar u….
yoo meen teh compyootur wuns? yah…ai nawt surprized…haoebber, ai nawt runnin anyting maed bai microsoft, sew ai nawt beez habbin doez problums…
Dangitt! mai parents-awlwaez chusin juss when ai getz awn compyooter tew aks meh tew play piano foar dem…….
*sigh* Bee back inna bit….
*snerk*
Dat’s a switch.
*snerk*
Ohai awl. I iz tu maek ann…aun…. I haz sumting tu tellz u. Mai DIL had teh bak sur…ser… teh dokter cut herz bak and dey fix it. well, sums, anyway. Dis hapen on wed nice day. On Catterday SHE COMMD HOEM!!
She haz teh sore, waz five hor surjry, but she feelz liek it may be bedder wen she healz up. Dey were able to taek awt fur of teh skrews and teh utter 18 aer doen gud, so dis mite be last surjry fur wile. She had teh nawt sekond surjry in Feb rue berry, and dey putz 23 screws, 2 rods, 1 wedje and a hinge in, so I tol her now she bi one ic oman!
Iz rainen here, icy icy icy. Gud nit tu stai herrrr and play, itinkso!
Oh, and cween, I hedbump up deh fred on u play on wurds, iz so bad iz gud!
Guud noos! Sendin beems tew ur DIL foar kwik recubbery.
Fank Ceiling Cat fur gud surgeons.
Hoping fur gud ferapy, too!
I sew glad she b home awlreddy!!! dat b berry gud newz!! I hhopez she kuntinuez tu dewing gud.
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Adn hedbonkz bak atcha!!
We awl prays fur DIL…{{{{{Mama Cat}}}} God bless you boff….
wp noe gibbin mai feztiv abitar, ai has a sad.
stoopid wurd prazzle
ai cans see yur abatar….has a santa hat, amirite?
oh, yez!!! ai nawt see it!! but DK yew do?
iz a puzzlemeint!!!
oh, noes! my cheezename iz GURN! an wut happenenz ifin ai goes back tew bein my kittybookat selve??shelve? SElf?
thewkballard, if u loggingz owt uv ICHC and WP, nomz ur cookeez and clearz ur histree and erasez ur private data, (using deh toolz in ur browzer) dehn clozes deh browzer; den opunz it up agin adn loggingz bak in, u mite, i say, MITE b ablol tu seeing ur gnu avatar.
thewkballard? hoo iz dat??
izza nother name fur kittyboocat… inna nother life
tank u rhsb. i no pway favrites, but she bery gud tu me and i tink ob her as mai dawter. sides, she gibe me tu grandsons and wun grand daughter, so i be gud tu her much!
lcb, frootcaek is nawt gud tu hab, iz gud to trow, or tu rap and leev fur sumbuddy else!
DAGNABIT!
I tryin to lissen to Aaron Tippin onna Yoo-Toob an teh pyooter iz growlin at me!
I kinnawt bork mahms pyooter!
Okay, nao I finded wun dat nawt maek pyooter growl.
**sings wiffit**
Maybe we’ll never be seen together
At night on a crowded street
I may never reach across your body
And kill the light when you’re asleep
Maybe I’ll never watch you dressing
Or sound too familiar on the phone
But I can touch your hand accidentally
And take that moment home
That’s as close as I’ll get to loving you
Even though there’s nothing else I’d rather do
I can dream, I can hope, I can scheme but still I know
That’s as close as I’ll get to loving you
I won’t be there when you need holding
But I’m sure that he can pull you through
But I can sing this song to everybody
And pretend it’s not about you
That’s as close as I’ll get to loving you
Even though there’s nothing else I’d rather do
I can dream, I can hope, I can scheme but still I know
That’s as close as I’ll get to loving you
That’s as close as I’ll get to loving you
Even though there’s nothing else I’d rather do
I can dream, I can hope, I can scheme but still I know
That’s as close as I’ll get to
Yeah that’s as close as I’ll get to
That’s as close as I’ll get to loving you
I was a PFC on a search patrol huntin’ Charlie down
It was in the jungle wars of ‘65
My weapon jammed and I got stuck way out and all alone
And I could hear the enemy movin’ in close outside
Just then I heard a twig snap and I grabbed my empty gun
And I dug in scared while I counted down my fate
And then a big marine, a giant with a pair of friendly eyes
Appeared there at my shoulder and said wait
When he came in close beside me he said,
“Don’t worry, son, I’m here,
If Charlie wants to tangle now he’ll have two to dodge.”
I said, “Well thanks a lot.”
I told him my name and asked him his
And he said, “The boys just call me Camouflage.”
Whoa Camouflage
Things are never quite the way they seem
Whoa Camoufalge
I was awfully glad to see this big marine
If I were King of the FOREST…
in teh jungel teh mity jungel teh pyooter grows tu nite….
stoppy fingers spose tu be GROWLS tu nite….
uh weem uh wup
uh weem uh wup
uh weem uh wup
uh weem uh wup
uh weem uh wup
uh weem uh wup
uh weem uh wup
uh weem uh wup
in teh jungl teh mity jungl teh lcb striks agin,
in teh jungl teh mity jungl teh lcb striks agin….
*walks thru junglol, carryin’ sine that sez ON STRIK*
If I onlee hadda brane…..
heer lett mi halp yu wit dat….k? *splort*
lol
Dis seems lyk teh ICHC Wimmen’s theem sawng:
She’ll turn thirty-four this weekend
She’ll go out with her girlfriends
They’ll drink some margaritas, cut up and carry on
There’ll be guys and there’ll be come ons
She’ll probably get hit on
But she thinks all the good ones are gone
She’s got friends down at the office
And she can’t help but notice
That when the day is over
How they all hurry home
Every day there’s guys she works with
And even some she flirts with
But it seems like all the good ones are gone
And her mama called this mornin’
Said I’m worried about my baby
I wish you had a family of your own
She said mom it’s not that easy
You make it sound so simple
But you can’t take the first man that comes along
Once she had someone who loved her
Back when she was younger
Now she wonders if she held out
A little bit too long
Back then there were so many
Now there just aren’t any
It seems like all the good ones are gone
And her mama called this mornin’
Said I’m worried about my baby
I wish you had a family of your own
She said mom it’s not that easy
You make it sound so simple
But you can’t take the first man that comes along
She’ll turn thirty-four this weekend
She’ll go out with her girlfriends
They’ll drink some margaritas, cut up and carry on
an now ai tries to see ifin ai see the hat…when ai iz my cheezself.
Alrite, I gotsta get offa heer foar teh nite. (Drat)
Hazza gud nite/day/watebber eberywun!
g’nite. Schmoo. {{rhsb}}} sweet dreemz!!
I take the credit for the picture!!!! Got to my profile and you will see the original!!! Please don’t take credit for the picture if you recaption it!!!
I took the picture
Okay, Now I have have the proper link!
Hay peepz!!! I haz an idea……. Wii awl noez deh LOL gitz borkt wen it b gitting tu 200 commintz…… adn deh LOLdogz haz hardlee enee commintz at awl….. how bowt wen wii b neering deh ebil 200 mark wii awl going ober and playing wif deh dogeez??? I don’t fink enneebuddy dere will minding….. adn sum uv deh comminterz dere b comminterz heer, eneeway……Wut duz u think??
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Uv korse, if u haz neber comminted dere b4, it will taking a whilez fur ur furstest commint dere tu showing up…. if u wantz tu b playing dere later, u mite want tu making a commint dere now.
Even if it is some of teh same peeps, mabye u should kinda axe permissions of teh reggalers on teh loldog site before we just goes over and invades their space. Not everybuddy likes our volume. And sometimes we is teh loud, also.
Itz kinda hard tu asking dem……deh most resent commint dere b over an ower old…… Adn az long az wii duzn’t commint on dere commintz, awl uv owerz wud b below derez. Deh gnuest lol only haz 4 commintz…..oar wii kud taking wun frum yesterday…..
Oar wii cud playing on teh next lolcat befoar it shows up – dat wai, dere be 0 commints!
*spaec-thyme continuuuuuum SNAPS*
huh? yoo confuzzled meh….
Wow, *bow-wow* ai nebber luuk at loldogs…duz dey hab da same funs peeps dat we duz? Will dis show up awn da hoo be tawlkin fing?
dey has dere awn hoo bee tawlkin fing, aifinkso….
dems has der own roof be tawkin……… ai maded cuppla commints an nawt showin up yet
Itz our CC given rite to take over the whirled anyway, rite?
meow-kin A!!
Lol!
Nitey-nite awl – ai has a tyred! *yaawwwwwnnnnnn* Sleep tite!
g’nite 4.5!! SChmooz!!
g’nite DK!!!
*schmoo*
I haz postinged a commint on
ihasahotdog.com/2008/12/07/funny-dog-pictures-quik-load-watr-bulloon-now/#comments
if ennewun wantz tu playing ober dere.
I tried but it didn’t show up.
I has to get to bed now anyways… I is SEW tired!
Big day.. gotted anotter stray kitteh tutored, and had dinner wif booklion.. it was teh WIN!
I’ll tell u abowt it tomorrows.
Schmoos to u all!
Im in ur commints … tryin owt my new abatar.
nise abataar! lukkz gud!
Fanks!
oh my!!!
dat’s kinda skary lolnascar!
itz teh heet miser!!
*shocky fase*
or is it?
I has only seen that show onse…
ur rite! Icant beleev u onlee saw it onse.
it r my favrite!
there’s a storee behind that.
I cud tell it but it sounds liek everyones goin to teh dogs.
And that’s REALY teh skary, b/c I just went there and teh very first one I lukked at, the nawt sekkund comment was
“FURST!!!!”
*pleh*
ai’z nebber saw it, akchualee…
Aww, yu cute nascar!! Ai always want da DeWalt car tu win, cuz it is cute!!
Woo, goggies!! Ai wents tu loldogs…dey gawt sum strange long abitars, an yu gotta sign in da url fing…wuld it take us wif ar lolcats names nd such? Hmmm, dey gawts like, no commints at awl on der!!!
ai finks the tofu an cheez miesterburgers mus tink ub how tew make an insta messengerburger thingie fur uz cheez peeps, or exand deh sapze sumhow… cause we iz kitteh peepz, ana nother ting frum goggiepeez entire lee, aifinkso!
no..dey needz tew allow fur moar commints befoar it totalee borks…
ohai kittyboocat, i leeved yoo a messij onyor profile abowt yor abatar! sum suggestions if yoo are still habing problems… but isees yoo haz a kyoot kitteh in a kyoot hat, so hopefully sumfin wurked!
yez, ery buddy kin see it; nawt me! fanks tho iz jus ol pooter wit ol windoze xp
sew annewaiz…ai has tew goez tew bed nao……
g’nite awl ob ya’ll!
*ridez tew bed awn roomba*
G’night DK.
Sleeps gud.
will du….ai tried tew answurr yur kwesturn below….haoebber, eet iz nawt teh bestestestest solooshun tho….ai nawt noez wut to du, akshualee…..
sorre dat ai nawt can halp bettar…
butt awn dat noet, ai reelee has tew go tew bed…..
bai!
I haz a questyawn fer does ub yoo hoo haz dun deh Bunway cards -
How do Ai make dis particular Operatic LOLcat (or any udde won on de hoem paige) intwo an ecard?
I haz a frend. she waz hoperah singing stoodent, dem opera singur in smaller rolls. I wantz to send dis won to her.
yoo klikie awn hoo has putted teh capshunz awn eet, den wen yoo lukz at teh pikchur, den yoo can maek it a Ecard…
haoebber, ai nawt noez wut tew du wid dis wun….recaptshun eet, den maek eet intew a ecard?
Tanks DK. Ai tried dat and got dis –
//mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=2817834
Witch Ai sended to mai fren frew an ee-mayo. Ai hopez shee lieks it.
noe, be finding button dat sez make inna e card when loked up at the captionrz profile/lolpage; should be rite nez tew favorites button…
Ai jumped tu da make a mess one frum earlier, yu kin se meh on who’s talking…dat goggie one messed up, aifinkso.
haha, I looked at this picture at the exact same moment I’m listening to yodeling.
I singz in the key of “me”
*crack*
UGH! Darn catz….. Alwayz crackin’ my brand new moniterz.
Hahahaha these are so cute
Ai Lieks his Ballad of Yarmouth Castle