Okai, iz pawsed, but goe quick,
Okai, iz pawsed, but goe quick, dis gud show
awlso wich button maeks u bring me fud?
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Ai wanna see wat happin nekst
you iz kwikker tahn teh werk puter tewdai, anni!!
U wazn’r far behynd,MM! shall we go to teh tye booteek? Ai fink hawt choklit wiv sumfing warmin in it iz wat Ai need dis mornin!
less go! ai habs a trabbel mug sew we don’t spill teh hawt choklit wiv sumfing in it an it all goes whare it needs tew go, in our tummees!
perhapz a wee dram of lapphrog?
*sigh*
why you drink all taht watter?
it wuz nawt watur
im vodka kitteh, gdmit
Watching my favorite toonz
i thinks teh tweety burds gonna get it tihs time
aw dang, mebbe not…
It’s either an adorably tiny little kitten, or a bloody enormous remote control! 0.o
iz twoo! gainormous remote makie the teeni kitteh ebbin teeni er! *slides HHG to one side for glimpse of kyootness unfiltered*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO iz so KYOOOOOOOOOOOT!
*puts glasses back firmly on head*
dat wuz clozz!
Very large remote; I have the same one.
Walgreens.
Annipuss haz kat-like reflekzez…
Ai wish Ai had a cat-like fur cote. Dere wuz a hard frost dis mornin an Ai haz to go owt soon!
afberiwv
Wen yoo comez bak, will yoo bringz mii teh gushifuds?
good mornink Annipuss, MuggleMary..
Iz going bak 2 bed now.
Iz just after 3AM here in Orygun Hew essay
Sleep tite!
iz minus 15 C. heer rait nao…brrrrr…ai fink ai getz a floofee swetter sif kittees on it to go over the plain floofee swetter ai habs on nao.
um ai meens wif
Dat iz mutch cawlder dan heer, but ower wevver chanjis so fast we haz no tiem to get yoost 2 it b4 it chanjis agane. 2dai it goez frum -4 to +6C an iz a damp cawld dat maeks u feel eben cawlder!
ai noes taht kold, annipuss! ai vizited jermanee for xmas twaice an dont fink ive ebber been sew kold in mai laif!
Ai muss rap up warm naow and go owt fur a papur. Bai fur naow!
Ai tink Cheezland is pawsd: Annipuss has gorn fur hur dayly wark; mugglemary an Catslave has gorn bak to bed. Ai’s awl aloen an unstoopyvysd wiz teh hoel ob heezlan to plai wiv!! Hmmmm, wot cud Ai get up to?!
ai nawt sleep, amber! ai at werk, just got disstrackted bai shinee fing on anobber sait
A twerk?! At tihs tym ob dai??!! An awn a Sunnydia???!!! Wot kynd ob croolanhartless employerer dus taht tu yu?
ai iz overnite caregiver at foster home for vulnerable adults, 4 peeps that are HIV+ and also have dementia or traumatic brain injuries. iz berry kwiet.
Quiet sounds gud! Ai can imajin taht’s nawt awlswais teh cayse!
{{{{{mugglmary}}}}}} Yoo ar wun ov ar trooo heroines, then! There ar nawt so menee hoo ar willing, oar abul to do this, ai finkso!
A twerk?! At tihs tym ob dai??!! An awn a Sunnydia???!!! Wot kynd ob croolanhartless employerer dus taht tu yu?
Rassenfrassen werdpress! Dubbling mai posts! Tho havin Amber sitting awn teh lappytop, wyl Ai’m tie-ping dussent halp eyther!
Sumtaims ai blayme WP, But reelee it wuz Barney oar Cinders. Both ar awlwaiz jumping up an stepping awn the kees!
Ai’m heer to keep an eye on u, Ambercat.
Werl, ok, ai wuz heer breefly. An nao ai is goin owt (husband is like a kitteh, he wants to stay in until ai starts doin sumfin, den he wants to go owt). Butt – ai will be back. An since u does nawt kno wehn, u will has to be good, ai finkso.
Ai aer bak naow – been shoppin, had lunsh an reddee 2 plai!
Oh, Martoonie, tehy is drinking LapFrog hyer up teh thred, did yu see?!
We ownlee had a splash in ower hawt chokklit 2 keep teh cawld owt.
An tehn anodder, to keep it cumpny. An tehn anodder to see whe to furst too had gawt to…
Dat mai sho ur lief, but haz no relevins 2 mien!
Akchully, Ai donut drink teh wiskery at awl
Nor me! Ai prefurr red whine!
Ai drink teh red, teh wyt an teh rosay; Ai is nawt culler predjoodissd!
Doo yoo laik Mรผller-Thurgau???? Thiz iz mai awl-taim favorite. But it iz nawt so eesee to find heer – oar aim just nawt luking hard enuf!
Ai haz moastlee cheep claret – ownlee haz bedder stuff iffn sumwun els byez it!
Wehn ai wuz living in jermanee, it wuz kwite cheep. Speshullee az ai wuz werkin fur teh US Armee an we cud get it tax free at teh Class VI stoar. Ai think ai gotted spoiyed. Valpolicello – mai favrit red, wuz so cheep ai uzed it az an ingrediat in mai chili!
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Nao ai can hardlee afford to get it too drink! But nao ai am heer – an nawt there. *sniff* Ai miss it (living in jermanee, nawt teh whine) a LOT!!
Ai donut fink Ai’s seen taht wun – but Ai’m willing to gib it a fayr charnse!
LOL!!! Nor do ai! Tho mai nnefyoo sed it wuz “sweet.” Ai wish ai wud laik it. Those hoo doo seem to enjoy it so much!
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But – nebber traied it in hawt choklit. Mite bee diffrent??
Ai fink dat a splash uv brandy oar rum iz bedder dan wiskee in chokklit. Dere yoost 2 be a chokklit bar wiv rum flavr raizinz in dat wuz berry taystee.
Ai think there still iz! Teh jerman “Milka” had a rum-raisin taht wuz reelee teh YUM!!
Ai muss luk owt fur dat – teh wun Ai `member wuz Cadbury’s Old Jamaica.
Ritter-Sport mite hav it, too. an it iz a reelee gud choklit, too!
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Teh factree wuz awnlee 25 myol frum where ai last live.
Dat brand iz abailabul heer – Ai hazn’t notissed Milka, but Ai’m nawt spozed 2 haz choklit `coz Ai haz diabeetus. Ai juss haz wun skware uv berry ohai coco chokklit affer dinner.
U wants watch Animoo Pwanet?
Oh, yesh, yesh, yesh … Ai likez too bee watchin’ teh linez pleaze – dey’s mai fabouritez!
Hurree up hooman, ai wanna see wat Josie an teh Puddycats git up tew negst! An maik sum popcorms wile ur owt dere!
Mai fawts eggsackerly!
A bowl of eye-scream wudn’t go astray either!
O taht sownds gud. Wif sprinklez pleez!
In fact, plz to bring back :
Applol pi
Bag ob chips
Cheezburgers
Diet Coke (so we don’t gets fat)
E…
Eggy sammiches wiv cheez
Frowzen yogert
Grumbly-tummy filling noms
Hams to go wiv eggy sammiches
I….
Egg salad sammiches
Fronch friez
Gushifud!
Halibutt
Icy creem-a sekkond helping
Jellos
K….
Kitteh treets
lubblee fud
Moar fud
N..
Nuts, assortment of salted
Orinj joos
Pomegranate seeds on
Quinoa pilaf (mmmm. this really good. quinoa pilaf and pomegranate)
R…
Noms!
Obbeeuslee, cheezburgers
Pistashioo ice cream
Qwik, moar cheezburgers!
Rasberreez
Sekkonds awn ebbreefing
T…
Toona
Uvver taystee fings
Viktoria spunj
W…
Wadders, sparklee
Xactly wot ai wannid
Yummy fuds
Zoomz tew top ob da list tew start eating again!
LOL!!! u must b berry hungree dis moarning!!
Naww, CweenMJ, Ai just donot finx ub aneefing elses fur Z, an seemeded silli tew leeb juss Z awf da list
NOMZ!
Oranje, appel, cranberri sawce
Peepz – lefted ober frum Eastur, not cheez peepz!
Q…
Waddermellons
Xtra cheezburgers
Yummy treets
Zabaglione
y didn’t u go BFOR da moovie?
Makes no diffrence to me. Ai AWLWAYS wants to go just as it gets eggsitin. Ai missed teh crewshul day noo mont in Minority Report an still does nawt kno wut wuz going awn. Fank CC for teh paws button!
oh gud lawd. tihs nawt spozed to be daown heer whare it make no senses. iz spozed tew be up bai wun ov ambercat’s kommints
dubbel gud lawd. stoopy weerd press.
PAWZ.
OK, see what i did, i juzd PAWZ you.
I tell yoo az a konsernd frend, dat not go az well out heer az it did insyd yor hed.
Teeny tiny kitteh oar gynormous remote….u maik teh cawl!
Alsew can serve az DDR fur kitteh!
*teeny kitteh thinx to self: I just watch ahead, hoomin never know. Hoomin so slow. I just watch ahead
Teh MENYOO button makes hoooman bring fud selection….
Oh noes! Kowch potay toe kitteh haz da ree moat!
Of Toe-piks: Crissmuss has com to teh Haus ob Amber! Teh fye broptix tree is up an twinklin; wun set ob faery lyts is up an werking; tehre is tinsul an bawbuls an pyncoens ebbryware; an tehre is eben a nawt-werkin set ob lyts! Ai has ebryfink reddy for a visit form Farder crissmuss! Nao, Ai juss has to rite mai list:
Deer Farder Crissmuss, Ai hass bin gud AWL YEER (warl, moestly!) so plees will yu bring me:
Anodder bunneh an a pinny gig, to keep Axl pig cumpny
Bred an hunny an plenty ob hunny
Cheezfrenz to com an visit, an for me to visit
D…
Taht iz eeder a teenie kitteh or a jyant ree moat!
Iffs dat iz a giant remote – wat size iz teh TV?
ohai romeow………duzznt yew hates it wen it goes ober 200 commints an ai cant find innywun an has tew scroll fru awl teh commints ebbrytime….ober an ober an ober *ai iz dizzy nao, must sit down*
Yesh yesh. Ai mus conquer…er…concur.
::luks at party goin awn in (what part of) lol::
Lot’s ob cheezpeeps Who be Talkin’
::wishes ai culd bii there::
*sniff*
Oooh…oooh
I fink I found uh way tew make the Who be Talkin’ work.
1. Right click awn the page link in the Who be Talkin’ bawks
2. Select Copy Link Location
3. Paste into the address bar ob the browser
4. Type in ?cp=all right before the #comment part
For example: I right click on the “what part of” link next to Phillipe in the Who be Talkin’ and selected who be talkin’. When I pasted it into the address bar it sed:
…blahblahblah/funny-pictures-of-carnivore-confuses-you/#comment-523363
I change it to:
…blahblahblah/funny-pictures-of-carnivore-confuses-you/?cp=all#comment-523363
When I hit enter it loaded the page (Show all) and went to teh Pd’B cawmint.
Your mileage will vary with diffrunt operating systems and browsers.
ish shur werf a trai……… ai get crazeeee mad wen we goes ober 200 commints…. ai suggested tew cheezntofy tew make teh limit 300 an dey sed wuz gud idea cuz dems nawt changin teh pikshurs soooo offin an we goes ober teh limit alla time now… wahhhhhh
Vote 5 cheezburgerz!!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2741424
Pleez, lemme watch da Steelerz game!
on account of kittehs,i would like to not i dont use capitals,or ountuation….or do i?i would also like for there to be orange soda on fridays and soda pop on mondays and i am spamming you but my “name” clearly states “idontspam”
pountuiction?
cutie baby!
How pwecious a kitteh…looks like one I had…
Izzit “A CAT’S WURRULD” oar mebbe “CATS Wan-Oh-Wan”? MEBBE itz nyther uv thoaz, but “A BUGZ WURRULD”!
i iz bored…………. verry very bored. wat is kyoot kitteh watching??
omg i haz dat univrsl jumbo remot, dey r much hrder to lose lol
But it is still possible.
i haz that same remote! haha
i haz that same remote
omg! i have this remote!