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Thistle hurt a little…
win! *slugs maus on da arm*
congrtslugashunz! sillybrashunz?
Ow!
*Rubs arm*
Um… sure. It’s freakin freezin here in Teeny Tiny DelaWhere today. Let’s have some hot apple cider spiked with some Jack Daniels
And some apple cider doughnuts, too…
mmm…needz doze tu. iz nawt freezin’ in dallus owtsydes, but mai offis wants mii to dye uv teh froazin toesis!
Mi toesis is teh warm, but my hands is the cold.
*dips hands in Maus’ hot apple cider*
*wonders whose hands those was*
good thing i had oven mittens on.
Oven mittens! Brilliant!
*puts on pair of oven mittons, returns to typing*
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Ai can reed it awl but fur teh “jasdfasik.” What duz that meen???
*takes off ovenmitts*
I just replied with teh mitts on but WP eeted it. Prolly thinked I was taking in code.
Whut I typed before was: “If u can read this then u must be as cold as my fingers is.”
well, da Missel Toes be freeeeeeeeeeezing here. and i hadda shovel da walkway. well, sweep da snow, akshully.
dat hurt?
*luks surprized cuz teh teenytiny tendrils not be very strong*
*putz lil mermaidstickers all ober da maus*
dat bettah?
*glugluglug*
*pours sum hot aplol cider into mug wif 12daze0 Christmas onnit*
sowy, i got no Jack Daniels. Pisco ok?
Mrphmumblegrmph!
speek up, dere, lil mausie. you don’t want da cider no moar?
RrrmphgrubleMRPH!
*grumbuls to self why can’t people just use plain Engrish round here*
oh wait, is dat bandaid inyr way?
lemme go get da Goo bee gone to get dat stiky off
*tennytineytendrilstraipzoff tolukunderkitchensink*
*getsdistraktedbysunbeam*
*Tears the bandaids off his mouth*
Phew. Now I can breathe…
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OWWWWWWW!!!
*tineytindrilsfind da Goo Be Gone under da kichen sink allong with everything else but*
*trips over tineytindrilled self, den traipses to teh maus*
*duzn’t notice dat da band aid be not there on da maus*
*skwirts da Goo Be Gone all over da maus’s face*
Wow, dat stuff is good, Da bandaid be disappeared along wif da Goo dat be holding it.
Got anneh Charlee Dan Yells instead?
*putz on charleedanielz myusik*
Itz a luvelee 6 way makramee – which we can rap in red ribbon an maek into a wreeth!
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Maus, sweetpea, Infamousqbert, JCH4K, leeza-b an Ambercat!
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But – befoar we getz awl rapped up, ai say we shud be off to teh Ty Boo Teek – noo Kitteh Krissmas Kards in stok! an stop at teh PI Stawl fur sum PI an cawfee. Tehy hav fresh Butternut Skwash PI today!!!
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*ahem*
♫janet is under da Missel Toe♫janet is under da Missel Toe
♫janet is under da Missel Toe♫janet is under da Missel Toe
♫janet is under da Missel Toe♫janet is under da Missel Toe
*Grabs Janet and gives her a big wet mausie kiss*
Haha!! It wuz a trick!! Nao MAUS iz under teh Missle Toe!
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Gibs Maus a rellee sweet liddle KittehKiss – awn his liddle nose!
unforchunately, still dwipping wif Goo Be Gone, which causes…
Acne
Blisters
Cold Sores
D…
Doldrums
Eerake
Festering soars
G…
Ganglee onz
Hiccupz
Indee gestyun
K….
geez, wot’s in dis stuff??
horrible side effects waz not xpekted
i are sowwy, maus
just wait here i go get an Aunty Dote
K…
Kanker soarz
Lafter, ebil
M….
mussle spazms
Nite swetts
Onomatta pee-a
Potty mouth
Q….
Quite bad breff
Ringwurm
Sarcoydosees (Dr. Howse diagnosed it)
Teenytinytendril rot
U…
Ultra uvulaosis
Verycose vaynes
Wobbly weebles
Xcedrin hedakes
Yello yuckies
Zebra strypes
*headdesk*
teh pun! it killz!!
Moar *heddesk*
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Punny Maus iz punny.
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AND maeking mee laffalot!!
Itz a luvelee 6 way makramee – which we can rap in red ribbon an maek into a wreeth!
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Maus, sweetpea, Infamousqbert, JCH4K, leeza-b an Ambercat!
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But – befoar we getz awl rapped up, ai say we shud be off to teh Ty Boo Teek – noo Kitteh Krissmas Kards in stok! an stop at teh PI Stawl fur sum PI an cawfee. Tehy hav fresh Butternut Skwash PI today!!!
Harummphh!! There ar daiz wehn ai troolee haet WP!!
you can haz Deemonz-bee-gawn! iz 110%* gair-awn-teed to git rid uv yer ‘puter Deemonz! az seen awn teevee! order naow an git dis handee-dandee hair inna can fer doaz dayz win yer own hairs jus arnt enuff.
*dis staytmunt haz nawt been anna…anly…lukked at bai no won wif ennee braynes attall.
Maus naut puny. Him a beeg maus nau!
Him is da funny doh!
Pun-tastic! A lidl Pun-ch to sillybrate?
Look up-thread a wee bit…
Sownds cloes enuff to punch fer me! An teh sun is ober teh yardarm, heer in TTI, so Ai tink Ai’ll joyn yu! Chinchin!
Sláinte!
Taht memynds me; plees to me amembring taht teh CCC is kept fully stokked wiv teh Wiskeries, curtsy ob Paws4Thot – heer is wot he choosed for us:
Laphraoig, Bruichladdich, and teh nuu Port Charlotte frawm Islay, Tallisker frawn Skye, Scapa frawm Orkney, Glenfiddich and The Glenlivet frawn Strathspey, Glenmorangie for a Highland, and Sheep Dip.
paw4thot added “Ah tink daht cobirz awl teh mayne bayses ob flayvorz.”
Ai’m so glad yoo can awlwaiz find it! So useful. Ai even laik sum ov these Skotches!
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An – ai still laff to think hao he agonized ober this list! He wud hav a at leest 50 varieties -oar moar!!!
Ai wuns went in2 a smawlish raylwai stashun sumware in Skotland an teh bar wuz stokked wiv abowt 12 diffrunt skotchis!
Yushully, teh raylwayl bars is stokked wiv Teenunts Sooper Strenf Larger; a sense ob imp ending doom; an kwyut dis pair!
Ai haz `membered ware it wuz – it wuz Dumfries bowt 25 yeers ago.
Dowt its chaynjd much!
Jez doan put teh salt on mai woondz…
Eeeep! Dat wud leev a mark, aifinkso.
*OOMIGOOLIIZ!*
da pointee endz!owcheeeee
You doan like teh noo type of gravel they be testing out?
u meenz KittehClawzObDeth brand gravel? no. no liek et. take back. pleh!!
*takes furious notes* kitteh claws are teh uncomfortable. Multiplol complaints awlready…
*takes more notes because WP nommed dem* customers are not happy. Dey are starting a revolt against kittehclaw gravel
spikey plantz uv doooooomm!!
Floraz iz nawt ower frenz.
Just sayin.
Not dat i b meening enneewunz in purrtikular.
Nope.
Not mii.
I wooden point ennee finners.
U need sum Roundup, my cween?
Heer, use dis… **gibs cween a sooper-soaker watur gun filled wif RoundUp** U nebber kno wen u mite needs tew uze it.
hey, wait, wot did i doo to you rhsb?
*luks pitiful*
U dropped me in2 teh trap doar an tehn NAWT CAWLED TEH FYREMENS, remembur?
I hads tew holler an holler befoar halp came.
oh, i polologize! i thotted i did~
*lukz berry berry pitifulz*
can i blaem it on WP?
: schocky big eyes:
lawnchairs WMD (Weaponsof Missletoe Defense) at da kween.
*Sitz down awn deh lawnchair adn sippz a chokklit martoonee*
*fiyrez sooper-soaker watur gun filled wif RoundUp
*at deh WMDz, nokking dem down adn dee moll ishing dem.
sip sip sip
Aahhh. Dis iz deh life.
sip sip sip
*conspearatorial voice over heard*
wot da cweenmj duznot know is that we have replaced the lawnchair webbings wif tendrils 0 doom and da cween is encased in tineetendrilsticklingertoeses
* the Roundup dissolves da protektiv coating on da Misseltoe bereez
which burststs forming da mildlymaddening mists*
Wut deh sourpea donut noez iz dat she b hallusinating.
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sip sip sip
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adjustz lawn chair
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sip sip sip
cweeny! sweepy! yoo mus stawppit ryte naow! dere will be no warrs here bekaws aisaidso. naow hugandkiss and gif eechodder beeg cuppa hawt chawklit and beez frens agin.
*dragz feet sloooowwwlllleeeeee ober tu deh sourpea.
Ok. I will hugging hur.
*hugz deh sourpea adn wyle armz b rownd deh
*ebil flora, duz a liddlol **SNIP, SNIPP** on deh
*ebil ten drillz uv doom.
Schmoo!
*putz sum Oh! de Herb E Side in deh chokklit*
Heerz ur hawt chokklit.
Cheez!!
*conspearatorial voiz contimewz*
wot cweeniee dozen no is dat hur Herb E Side haz been replaz’d by Rue Tone*
*alltehteenytineytendrilztips take roots all ober every where*
mj, has u ever considered a alternate persoana?
Edwina Scizzorhandz comes to mind… dunno why…
I haz nuff tu deal wif wif just wun identity. :smilol:
wud et b fun 2 has dubbl lief? i alreddy kinda has two lievs: teh smrt gud studint and teh nurd whu luvs awl tings nintendo. wish meh luk dis xmas, cuz i wud liek wii…
(blarg i is babbling)
if i maed noo cheezperson 2 be, wud b “DarkChocolateSamus”. tehre is darky chonklitt in reel lief, nd in da Samus gaems der iz a reel Dark Samus. iz sumwhut witteh!
Snayle reconsiders foolish asperayshuns. . .
swamee the snayle on hiz bed of nayle
Doan’t impale dat snayle!
‘twud be a trajick tayle.
dat would make us all wayl
i hoep dis rymin gaem doan go stale
dat wud b a fail
and fail would mean we iz frail
which would just about send anyone over the rail
So instead lets play around and make our arms flail
Den wii run round lyke quayle!
Carryin a payle! (nawt belongin tew lolrus)
shiskabobs caem inda mael!
lets hab sum fud dat is impaeld!
for dat aifinkso you’d go to jail
and who’d help you then with the bail?
And all we’d need then is a sail
to be able to give teh cheezpeeps their mail
Fakir snayol is a fake!
gmta! sorta
yup, definitly hedded in teh saym dyrekshun!
faked picshore? cud b, i tink dat wud keel a snayle…a buk ob gardnin tips in mah haus sez dat u kin puts sandpaper aroun sum plantses an teh ruffnis will scrach da snaylz belleh nd den et dies. dis…dis wud b mutch wurse!
acupuncture?
snayle: (ouch) hai, i is (ouch) gitsin (ouch) poked wif (ouch) sharpie stuffs (ouch) fer mah helffs. (ouch) no srsly (ouch) i tink is wurkin! (ouch)
Teasel saiz, “Mai poynty ends, let mii show yu dems.”
Hasn’t anyone told you? Making threats is no joke.
*Hedesk* at pun
Thistle be teh last slyme I go 4 a wok here! sayd the snayle
Ohai, frenz.
Hao iz eberywun dis Mundane?
Ohai {{{rhsb}}} ai r freezin mai tukkus awf, bery cowld & windee heer. Ai hoap u r havin a fyne dai?!
bad mundane so farz, rhsb, i has… i hassa… *gulp* maff tests. determinants, dey will be in mah nitemaers nao… i will needz retaek. nd chonklitt.
wailly wailly snailly, ach crivens dat stingz a bit! wailly wailly!
*snerk* for teh Wee Free Men!
sum uv mai faborite TP carakterz!
*They can tak’ oour lives but they cannae tak’ oour troousers!*
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*Ye’ll tak’ the high road an’ I’ll tak’ yer wallet!*
tehy hav teh bestest battle criez!
Terry Pratchet FTW!
Juss donut let tehm neer yur coo-beesties!
o.0 Wee Free Mens! Yes! Lets go gets sum sheep linimint!
ship liniment? lets take tha ships!
ummm. luuks inneresting… but luuks lyke tehre’s lotsa buuks inna liberry. Wich wun shud ai start wiv?
aifinkso iz best tew reed teh Discworld seeriez in order iffen u cahn. Teh furst buk is The Colour of Magic. Tehy r ful uv awesum & win!
OK, fankyoo! *goes off to liberry site to reserve buuk*
Butt u doan haz tew. Iffen u wan tew reed bout teh Nac Mac Feegle u cud start wif The Wee Free Men, den A Hat Full of Sky.
Teh Discworld buks r wunnerful & sew funneh!
u sed butt.
hee hee!
tessm – check out http://www.lspace.org
Its a good reference for list of books
and explanation of british jokes
that confuse the colonials
pull the other one gammacat, it has got bells on! *teehee*
I saw a picture of a snail ‘walking’ on a razor, so I don’t think it causes any trouble
How did i gitz here?
Wut did i does last nite??
Hoos wine
Wut wine
Where teh hell did I dinez?
♫ Doo u, u…
(ow ow ow)
Feeeel like I do? ♪
(ow ow ow)
Sumtiemz yew feel liek a nut.
Sumtiemz yew don’t?
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Stoopy WP, nommin commintz. *growl*
I alwayz feel liek a nut!
Dis iz nawt my byootiful haus
Diz it nawt my larj automobeel
My CC
Wut has I dun?
same as it evah wuz
same as it evah wuz
*doing stranje dans*
*puts on giant soot and dances wif Melissa*
no no no, nawt Talkin gHeds, iz Peter Frampton.
“Must have been a dream…”
*puts on talk box*
Plays on geetar: “I can has cheezburger?”
Maus – I maded u an omelet. Plz tew be lettin me kno if iz gud.
**hands Maus omelet wif hims fabrit ingreedeyunts**
Enuf Ebil innit? (I been praktisin.)
ohai red!
um… if he eets that, will there be 2 ebil mauses??
*NomNomNomNomNomNomNomNom*
*BUUURRRRPP!*
Fanks! Um… whut are my faverit ingreedymints, neway?
Maus, if ur ennyfing lyk teh mowse dat’s in owr awfiss, tehn ur fabrit ingreedeyunts iz pop tarts an kleenex.
aifinkso mebbe tehy wud kansel each other owt?
hm… well… it duz seem liek he’s disappeered….?
*survays thred*
ur rite!
he hasn’t been back sinse…. shud we do something?
oh, ai see him! down there! vvv
Dunno. Wii will has tew wate an see.
Iz hard to tippee-toe wehn you gotz no toez.
ai knew ai tuk teh rong turn at alburkurkee…
Wabbitt seeson!
Duck seeson!
Duck seeson!
Wabbitt seeson!
BLAM!!
ur dithpicable!
*turn beek ‘roun to rite side of hrd…..stawmps awf*
FTW!1!
ya can’t beet teh klassicks!
burfday fairy iz heer to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today! if i missd anywuns burfdays ober teh weekend, let me kno an i’ll make a speshul swish ob teh burfday wand for yoo! i haz bringed fudgy burfday cakes, ginjurbred boiz an gurlz (did lots ob baking dis weekend!), hot choklit, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags wif teh eber-popyoolar bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, sparkly pensils wif dinosaur-shaped erasurs, kandee, an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an baloloons!
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ξ Ờ ∂ ∞ @ Ø ¤ § Ф ө ξ Ờ ∂ ∞ ∂ ∞ @ Ø ξ Ờ ∂ ∞ @ Ø ¤ § Ф ө ξ Ờ ∂ ∞ ∂ ∞ @ Ø ξ
Ờ ∂ ∞ ∂ ∞ @ Ø ¤ § Ф ө ξ ¤ Ờ ∂ ∞ ∂ ∞ @ Ø ¤ § Ф ө ξ ¤ Ờ ∂ ∞ ∂ ∞ @ Ø ¤ § Ф
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* grabs a hawt chokklit, noms teh hed ob a ginjurbred grrl adn puts poynty hat awn *
Ai carnt see no poynty hat
is nawt lolmas hat; juss partee hat. plz tu czech mai nayme… ai arr nawt a festibe pig :winkey fais:
* rummage rummage rummage inna goodie bag *
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Huh? whut? no noise maykers todai? pfft.
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Um, Burfdai Fairee – hao ai is posed tu sillybrate mai weeek weeek weeek awf stoopy pleh werk wib no noise maykers? huh?
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* noms teh arms adn legs ob ginjurbred grrl *
U has teh weeek off?
*turns green wif envie*
oh yesh yesh yesh! well, ai has a stoopy confwuns onna Chewsdai adn Wensdai but but but is nawt rly werk, aifinkso…
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Wai yu has turned green for? Is gnu type ob catmoflaje?
Yesh. I was thinking I cud sit in teh krissmuss tree, if no one knew i was there… that way, u can see which r all teh bestest presents…
yesh yesh! adn den get up errlee adn open teh bestest wons!
hay waytaminnit… ai thot u wuz SCROOGE an NAWT FESTIB.
but naow u wantz teh prezzintz??
ai suppose u wants 2 eet ur cayke an hav it too?
:rollols eyes:
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Yu seas, wii piggehs is liek teh hoomin wimmins… wii can says won fing adn den du sumfing else adn den go bak tu nawt sekkund fing adn den chaynge mynd agen adn den eet cayke adn den chaynge mynd agen… etc. etc. etc.
ooooooh, piggeh… duz ai haz to luuk askanse at u again??
huh? yesh yur hare lukks lubberly…
taht’s better… we iz gunna haz to trayn u gud heer so sum nice TTI gurl will haz less wurks to doo.
*hedbats SMP*
oops, sowry, I changed my mind abowt whether to hedbat u or not!
wate, I don’t want to after alls.
*thinks*
No, I DUZ want to.
*hedbats SMP*
Well maybe not.
*thinks*
No, I DUZ want to.
*hedbats SMP*
Oh I dint meen to do that.
*thinks*
No, I DID meen to!
*hedbats SMP*
Sheesh, my armz getting tired.
Maybe I shud stop.
*thinks*
NOT!
*hedbats SMP*
LOL! @@@@@@@@@@@@@!!
oh, don’t forget to haz sum cayke!
*handz leeza sum cayke to renew her strength*
* bownse flash bownse flash bownse flash bownse flash *
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* nibblols teh bodee ob teh ginjurbred grrl *
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* chases balloloons arownd ruum *
De week-week off mus be to taek care of de eggstra holiday phlonkaying fur LCB…nessy-paw?
BAH! aifinkso issa bout thyme SHE did sum phlonkaying fur ME!
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* leens bak in chair, noms a sugar maus adn slurps hawt chokklit *
Sugar maus?! Those weren’t on BFs list!! Oh teh horrors! Oh teh Huge Manatee!
mmm… manitee…
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* whips out a hyooge marshdemallow filled chokklit manitee adn nibblols teh fwippers *
ohai SMP, u iz gonna haz a biiiig shugar hi innabowt… 3… 2…
mmm… chococat…
Scrooge McPig iz…..(oh dotz)…piggy!
ooooooh, no u don’t!! u iz still a piggeh, u noes!
*raises eyebrows*
*luuks askance*
pleh! is speshul lolmas eedishun ob chococat wib cinomnomnomom spwijnkles – do nawt want!
mm-hmmm, ai thot so. ; )
u needz sum caffiene to warsh down alla taht shugar?
um, yesh! kawfee! strawng, lawts ob shuga, kwik!
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* shakes *
errr… that’s an offal lot of sugar ur eeting there…
*backsawayveryslowlee*
ai donut nose whut yu meen, gyunt tawking chokklit skwerl…
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* eyes skwerl wib a hongree *
hey leeza — SMP seemz to be getting a liddle owt uv hand. u think we needz to get owt teh “u-noes-whut”?
yes!! I don’t know wut, but wutever it is, yes!
*Quietly brings in the DWDC*
*Whispers*
It’s all setup and ready to go. Whaddaya thinks?
ai wuz finkin luuks lyke hee iz teh hongree, so we needz to get owt teh piggeh buffay? whut duz piggehs lurve to eet?
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Applesos?
Bakon?
Cheese! wiv burgerz uv corse,
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* pops anudder shuga maus in mouf *
ok, foregt teh buffay.
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Maus, bring that fing over heer!
maus, iz u going to be inflooensed by shugar??
Hey PIG! There’s a chocolate river over here. Why don’t you take a drink from it?
uh huh, yesh, otay Maus… liek ai is gunna fawl fur taht! ai arr nawt Augustus Gloop, yu noes…
*leeves a trayle of minachur marshmallols leeding to teh river*
*sprinklols cinomminon all teh way arownd SMP eksept for teh direcshu uv teh river*
* snor… err, noms teh lyne ob marshmallols *
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* fawls hed nawt sekkund intu ribber *
OK, Pig. You’re too smart for me. How about a piece of chewing gum?
hmm… onwlee iffn eet is Tumarto Sup, Rowst Beef adn Blooberry Py flaybur…
Why… um… er… No! It’s not! Sorry! Would you like a piece anyway?
Umm… otay den… * lukks at Maus frew narrowed eyes *
itz cholkit flavrd…..
*Hands a stick of gum to McPig*
* nom chew nom chew nom chew *
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Hay! whuts happenin tu meh?
which gum did u give hims?
Teh auto-debreefing?
Or teh one that makes him cluk liek a chikken and wants to eet nothin but burdseeds?
*McPig starts to grow larger and larger and rounder and rounder*
Oh dear! It WAS a piece of Three-Course-Dinner Gum! My bad…
welllllll… wuz honest mistayke, aifinkso… hee WUZ teh hongree…
and not onlee that, but he AXED for it…
u meenz teh part wher he started maykin fun uv hoomin wimmens? yesh ai agreez. iz gud fing u iz a skwirrel and ai iz a kitteh, oar aifinkso we’d hav to doo sumfing SEERIUS.
too late!! *snikker*
No, up there he sed he wanted teh gum ONLY if it was teh 3 coarse meal kind.
Iz we gunna hav to juice teh poar liddul pinnygig?
Well, I guess it’s off to The Squeezing Room for the piggeh…
*Rolls McPig away*
Wut kind uv dessert wuz in dat gum, Maus? It awlwaiz goes rong wen dey getz to teh dessers yu noe.
Here’s teh gum-dessert list:
Asparaguss pie
Beigeberry muffins
Cherry and potato pudding
Dog drool donuts
E…
EEEEW! DO NAWT WANT!
thred is borked ennyway. Nekst pikshure!
Sry. I losed track of time. Weird day here.
hay! I is not fud!
piggeh sez: mmmm, hay…
Hey- stoopy WP nommed mai avatar!!
Week awf pleh werk: WANT!!!
dat green stff be heres also, qring jormz be day night day night, wit NO CHEEZBURGERZ!!!
NO CHEEZBURGERZ??!?? Da hawrur, Da Huge Manatee!
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Unemployed, say mwa! Week OF werk: WANT!!
oh hai, ebrywun; tiklytndrpauz mundaz!!! iz in wurk, qurng ur jormz–
swit stiky karma mells bestest qr fur teh owchee fiits.
karamels? choowy kind oar rillee soft drippee kind?
karma mells–stoff choomy wunz!
OK, ai konkur! ai much prefurrs teh chooey kind.
mmm… l’escargo… mais, c’est tres pointy…
:shocky fais: Plz to not be nomming teh snails
mais, mais, mais… je suis le FRONSCH! Je t’aime nomming l’escargo!
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Alors, aujourd’hui je ne pas de nom l’escargo… * regardes le frog *
ooooh, scroooo-oooooge…
tehre’s a YUMMY buffay getting started upthred…
noffing sinister abowt it, ai am shure…
eh? oo ees dis scroozhe vous parle ob?
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* adjusts Faux Moose Stash *
oh, just quelqu’un ai wuz cherching for… je donut fink u noes him… but aifinkso hee has a faim, an ai just wanted too menshun teh buffay…
Ah, Zhee Pee… il avez le faim tout le jour, je pense!
ah, c’est pourquoi il veut être un chef un jour!
BAH! Il est une Phlonquais pour beaucoup de temps, je pense! Jamais une chef!
mon dieu! vous disez qu’il n’escape jamais??
mais toujours le chic…. *le skwink*
(*wispurrs* but ai thot he wuz a pig?)
*falls off chare laffing at “le skwink”*
*puts on slinky disco outfit*
Awww… skwink OUT! Le skwink, c’est chic! Skink out!
*Gets too close to teh stairs and teh slinkies in outfit start going end-over-end allday way down*
oh noes!
*puts softy mattress at bottom uv stayrs for LCB to land on*
O noes! Tessm, that’s teh extra-sproingy mattress that GP likes to use as a tramploline!
*LCB lands on extry-sproingy mattress with a shimmering metal slinky sound, is propelled up and forward wif a astonishing kwickness*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLP!
oh noes!
*runs to get hay from Petunia’s stall*
If you be nomming teh frogs, just be ceerful to find nonpoisonous ones k?
Ah, mais oui – ne pas de nom le rouge frogs!
*le sigh* I wish I knew teh french. Iz bootiful langywage
nawt the way we speeks it! ; ) but iz teh fun!
but why? donut le rouge frogs deserve a nom?
how else will u call them to dinner?
*snort*
nyse lolfronsch pun!
lol poor guy!
Akshualy, snail hafink funtime in cuz snail loiks teh makinz of teh owchies in dem belleh parts.
I seez it in a makinz of a moviez on teh interwebs wif a lady in dem costoom wif buggy buttz an peepl fasez. O.o
Ohai cheezpeepz. I can haz ur attenshun? Ai nu her but lookin long tiem, usualle at werk nune tiem 4 stress relaxez. Ai has speshul Katmus prezentz 4 all cheezepeepz after beggin a boon from cweenmj. Hopez y’all like dem. Ai jus want to gib everywun a cuppla webby sites u can goez to anytime of year. Iz de site for our forest & volcano – Mount St. Helens.
w w w.fs.fed.us/gpnf/ (dis be the whole forest site)
w w w.fs.fed.us/gpnf/mshnvm/ (dis be the Mount St. Helens National Volcanic Monument – mshnvm)
w w w.fs.fed.us/gpnf/volcanocams/msh/ (dis be the Katmus present – 2 volcanocams-one classic [de old one], and HD [hi-def])
She bees hidin much at dis tiem of year, but sum dayz be bery clear and u canz sees her relly gud. Sum partz of de werld be wake when wi be sleepin & volcanocams be dark, so beware–cameraz donut be borked. Sum dayz be rainy or foggy and u no can sees the mountain, just rain dropz. Las year wi had 30 feet of sno at the Johnston Ridge Observatory visitor center (5 milez frum the crater) and it was completely covered, including de cameraz! Took dayz and dayz to dig out roads and building. Be shur 2 check out archive linky (luk 4 pichure uv da “mutant fly”) and all de other info on olive de webby links—lotsa gud info. So—enjoy luking wheneber u getz a chance and comez to visit if ur inna neih… area.
Merry Katmus 2 all and 2 all a gud nite.
ohai onleekitteh! ai iz in PDX! u an ai iz nayborz?
sumdae mai DH an ai wantz to hike MSH.
ohai tessm. ai iz in Vancouver! ai werks 4 de Forest Service-Gifford Pinchot. if u & DH want to hikes MSH, one of the linkys on the “regular” msh web site can haz info on climbing. best teimz to do it iz late spring or late summmer. ina winter too pleh!
Gotta remember to not go out without ma slippers…
Dis noes lolcat, butt eyez like.
why can’t I add anything to my favs?
makes me sad…
Hai Kevin
Hai Kevin! Ar yoo awn teh noo Fyrefox?? It duzzn’t show teh favorites button.
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Doo yoo hav a profyle?? If yoo don’t an don’t know hao to do it, find cweenMJ. She haz halpful things – ICHC helpers – awn her blog that tell you hao to too that.
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An then yoo can go around to the other profiles an find menee things to favoriet – an ususalle find teh wun yoo ar looking for.
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Ask sumwun wif a bloo nayme that yoo know haz a profyle = an ask them if they can favorite it for yoo. An if they can – then you jusst need to go to they’re profule and get it.
i wunderz if snailee cud feel doze pointy thangs… no wurrys i no gunna test it!!
coolzzzzzzz itz a sozz funny lol