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Berry taystee
tasteee freeze
dairy freeze
cowsicle?
moopop!
eskimo pie!!!
gmta, jamamamamamaamama!
Slo down or u getz teh bwain fweez.
Bears wif taste
duz yew haz inny ice cream?
mai faborite are teh creem filled wuns
mama bear haz tew maik sure dere iz enuf fur teh bebeh bears
Maek sjor iz nuff for self furst!
*nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Iz dat Ben nd Jerry?
ohai Olive…….. how’s t’uther raindeer?
Ai laf nd cawl dem naimz.
Kun igloo ashunz awn macrame wif anni, uniqquity nd yurslef. Kin getz nais hawt drinkeez at da tae bo teek fur dis snowzy dai.
yew beddar be nice or dey wont let yew plai in awl teh raindeer games
aifinkso a hot toddy wud be gud…….
Dey nawt letz rudof plai dere gamez. da gaimz iz stinkee pleh ennee waiz. Tiem fur dem lofurz tu getz jawbz.
hee hee hee!
LOL I jus thot of a new flavur an den I grosses mahsef owt.
POLAR BEAR CHIP!!!
I cwack mahsef ups!
teenie tinee igloo, izn’t it?
Oar mebbe hyooj pololar bare!
if igloo iz rite size, adn bear is dat hooj – do nawt want tew meet!
Igloos nots to b 2000+ sq ft wif werlee pool tubs nd 2 storee fyo… fiy… wawk-in playses!
Crunchee awn teh owtsied, creamy awn the insied!
ohai rhsb – did yew get teh router tew werk?
Nawt yet. I unhooked it last nite an desided nawt tew fite wif it 2day.
Ai wazn’t shurr iff yew still had eet cuz last nite yew sed yew waz gonna frow eet oat teh windo……Den sumwun sed tey seed a UFO
Teh cween seen it.
Sumbodee frew it bak, tho.
Whoebber et waz dint wannit eder??
Prolly nawt.
I’m finkin abowt takin it bak an gettin a stronger wun.
wut brand iz teh routerr? sum brands juss mai nawt werk well…az ai has fawnd awt….
Iz D-Link WBR 2310. Sez “Rangebooster G Router”.
Mebbe I need “N”?
gets a Linksys G Broadband Wireless Router…….. 2.4 Ghz (gigahertz)
Duz dat werk wif DSL serbis?
My computer stoopy-ness, let me show u it!
it werks wif comcast cablol………… ai wud fink itwerk wif dsl…….. ish wut our cumpneee gibbed ush sew we cud werk at home an use our own ‘lectricity and stuffs…… lol
Dat wuz nyse of tehm. *snerk*
ai duzznt werk at home innymore……….teh job ai haz now involves cars an ai cannot dew dat frum home
dus your isp provider have a help line that you could call?
Ai finelee hab geek cum du it. Dey noze haow.
Glad to see I am not the only one who recalls Gary Larson.
Wait…
Oooh! I luvds da Far Cyde
ohai annipuss! again wit teh nawt sekunding!!
yew iz teh moz skillful ub teh comminters!
yesh her is johnny on teh spot!!! fastesht finners in teh whirrrld!!
NOM NOM NOMITTEE NOM NOM NOM NOM
LIK LIK LIK LIKETTY LIK LIKLIK
NO U NO CAN HAS! IZ MINEZ!
Awwwwlllll minez.
awwwwwwww cumon, yew nawt gunna share?
Well… otay. It is kinda beeg.
An I needz to cutz bak onna carbz.
gotta waches mah floofiness.
Ai’ll huff an ai’ll puff an ai’ll bloooooo ur howse down!
I has a ice creem! ♪
I has a ice creem! ♪
An u doant has none!
Wanna lik? *offers*
PSYCH!! *yanks bak*
I has a ice creem! ♪
Eddie Murfee!
Maaaaahm! Melissa wont shair!
I js lubs eskimo pies!
Eskmos…..
Taystee an nootrishis!
U gets an Eskimo kiss rite before u noms dem?
Onlee if u nawt tellin tehm u gonna nom tehm.
If u tell tehm u gonna nom tehm, tehy nawt berry friendlee.
Hao meny liks duz it taek to gets to teh cweemy center?
Wun…….
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Too……
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Fwee…..
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CRAK!
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Fwee.
Iffn u aer a pololar bare, Ai shud fink wun wud be enuff
Yum.
Tastes good with ice cream.
Iz a sno-claire?
no, is a sne-claire, aifinsko
Reporst?
Dese rn’t teh fings NC66 waz tryin to feed Cheez Nips to, r dey?
PoLOLr Bear habs an elevator butt.
Didz sumwon gibs him skritches?
Mebbe iz girlee in heet?
sumbuddy muz say it:
ai sream;
yew scream-
we all screamz fur ice creamz!
I skweem if see pololar bare luukin in2 mi igloo!
U haz a ice creem.
Bare haz a Eskimo Pie.
CWEEN fillin!?!?!
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Plz tew nawt be nommin teh cween.
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kthxbai.
Cween iz juss fillin in.
is her a back fill?
PoLOLar Bear sais
“hey, iffs u stop clubbin teh bebeh seals, I wudn’t hab to eet u.”
A guy’s gotta eet.
**shakes fist at pyooter**
Darn u, ICHC! U gibbed me a hongree foar eies-kreem!
Gud fing dere wuz sum inna freezerator…
oo – wut kynd?
awl kynds
banilla
choklit chip
d…
dubbel chonklit
eggnog
fudge chonklit
g…….
Goggie fud
Horse radish
Icee Kreem
J….
Jerkee
Kalimaree
Lemon lime
Mint chokklit chip
Nektureeen
Onyun
Punkin
Q….
quince
rockee road
strawberree sorbet
toona
u…
Udderlee delishus
Vanilla
Waturmellun
Xtra Flavur
Yam
Zukeeeneee
Nao Ai noez meh ABC’s nxt tiem wont yew sing wif mii?
Diplo deh kiss
Ebery kind
Fishy
Goggie fud
H…
A skier builds an igloo an iz jest abowt tew go tew sleep, wen awl ov a sudden, hur sees a shadow comin from teh owtside.
Iz a pololar bare, luukin in! Him sez….
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“Picabo, I see u!”
peecabooo street
piikachu, ai chuse yoo?
Yistdy wuz peepulz toking abowt knitting wif da kitteh furz. Sau awn tebee las nite wuz purshun kittehz getz shabed nd wuman spinz yarn nd knits purrses. she getz 40 tu 400 munneez fur dem.
ai seed dat on tv tew!! wuz yew watchin bout teh kittehs? dey are awl sew cyooot….. der wuz sum ob Big Gladys nekkid kittehs tooo
olive, ai maded a lol speshullee fur yew
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2805126
It wuz awn teh Animlol Planet wuzznt it?
I fell asleep watchin that channel, so wen I turned awn the tee-vee that channel wuz still awn.
Wut did I see when I turned awn teh tee-vee? CAMLOLS!
an wut did dat bring tew mind? or shud ai say hooooo?
I gib u a hint, it wuz a cheezfren.
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Nao, witch cheezfren tolded us sumfin abowt camlols?
sumwun who shared himz cawfee wif a camll?? hmmmmmmm who cud it be?
Yup, dats teh wun, altho I nawt fink him shared it boluntarylee.
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Nao, hoo cud dat be? Teh naem iz onna tip ov my tung….
I saw dat too!
Wunder if teh purrses are teh sawft lyk kitteh fur?
how funneee, dere rilly wuzznt innyfing on tv, wuz der?
aifinkso teh purses wud be teh soft, but wud be weird tew haz a purse wif mai kittehs furrrr…… almos like habbin her stuffed or sumfin……ewwwwwwww
mai Himalayan hadz teh long soft fur, wuz bery snorgalacious…but tehn, Himalayans are basikally Persians wif colorpoint markings liek meezers. but habbing a purse mayde frum hiz fur wuld hab been teh weird, aifinkso…liek yew sayd, Jamamamamamam, almos liek habbing him stuffed
ai miss him, butt ai dunt fink ai miss him taht much taht ai’d want tew carry himz fur arownd wif mii
No good. Smells horrible in there.
Gary Larson “Farside” reference WTF!!
Ai wuz finkin ov dat cartuun tu! Habnt seen it n a wyl but ai stil rememerz it. “Ohai! Ai just lurv dese fings! Krunchee awn teh owtsyd n a choo-ee centr!”
pololar bears wants more sea ice. melty arctic: do nawt want.
ACK…..Brayne freez……………
(drat…bee bak in 30 mins)
ai haz a kwestshun fur teh cheezpeeps – wii haz AOL dialup, finking uv triing HughesNet. duz ne hab it, or noe neting about it? wii appr…aper…wud be most great full fur ne info pleezthanx
aifinkso dat mite be teh wun cweenie uses an her cannot sees teh peeps on her frenz list, of awl fings!! her can see it wen usin wi-fi atta hotel or sumfin… yew beddar ask her…… but ai’m purdy shur it dat wun
Yup….. dat b deh onlyest problem I haz. I kin seeing ebree fing if I logz owt uv ICHC…… dey sed dey b lukking intu it.
Oh hai, uniquekitty. I haz deh HughezNet. It wurkingz grate fur us!! It not b az fast az deh cablol internetz, but faster dan deh dialupz, fur shur.
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I haz a tripod dat deh dish setz on, and I takingz it down wen wii movez and set it up wen wii parkz agin. It only takez a few minnits to tuning in. If u duzn’t b moving awl deh time, I magine dey mounting it tu deh roof, like deh satellite TV antenna. I haz not had problumz wif it dropping owt in stormz. It haz only went owt wunst fer abowt 10 minnutez wen a reelee strong storm went frew.
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Deh satellite dish iz connected tu a modem and den the modem iz connected tu deh computer. U kin put a router in, connected tu deh modem and den sevral pooterz kin uzing wifi tu talk tu deh modem and dey awl kin access deh intertubez at wunst.
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Cost iz bowt $65 per monf.
wii can nawt get cablol where wii iz,adn dial up iz teh pleh, bery slow…ai wuz hezitant tew get sumfing taht ai noed nuffin abowt, iz whii ai axed. dere alwais be sumwun here wif an answer. but $65 a monf iz owwie – did yew hab tew buy teh dishie fing?
uniquekitty
yup. deh dish and modem and tripod awl tugezzer ated up owr ekonomic insentiv check last spring. Wii bowt owerz frum Maxwell.com kuz deh speshul eyeze in RVerz. U shud check wif hughesnet fur detailz.
Fanx meh Cween!
Dragonz could make it warms 4 u.
Can ai bee teh nawt secund?
I want sum!
Wite choklit!
so LOL Cats is now ripping off “The Far Side”….great.
More like LOLCAT FAIL!
Mom? Iz teh pawpcorm reddy yet?
No, nawt yet.
Slowdraw the Hungry Eskimo?
This is from a far side comic
were iz it? i no sees et
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strike throughWould you lieks a appel pie wit dat creem felling?