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what part of “C-A-R-N-I-V-O-R-E” confuses you?
datz fud? i thot it wuz a tree.
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Yay! luks lyke peeps haz regayned dere festib abatars! Dey maik meh smiole!
conga ratz Annipuss – tawp spot agin! drinks adn dancies? maiking pumpkin roll heer, adn wii alwais haz teh hawt choklit wif wippy creme, heer in upstate NY..
ai cud haz sum hawt chokklit pleeze? iz blarg an snowin heer in noo hamster
Hawt chokklit iz alwaiz walkum! Thx!
Deer Peepl ov Cheezland!
Heer iz teh list ov awl hoo ar festivellee drisst. Ai’ve put a * bai awl hoo ar NAO drisst prittilee. (teh wuns ai hav scene – if yoo ar an hav no star, pleeze let mee know!
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An ai left ebreewun else – Becuz at leest they traied!
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Ai’m hopeing that soon awl will bee RE-covered – litterally!.
2wh2blk2stripey
*4point5kittehs
*Ambercat
*Annipuss
*Audra27
Big_gladys
*bluesfan473
booklion
*cweenmj
gremlin
*gt8179d
*Hugh_G_Manatee
*Jamamakitty
*JCH4K
kafleen
*Karen
*leeza-b
*lolcatburglar
*Lunarmommy
Midnightsdeer
Nativeca66
nightshayde
*Patticat
*Phillipe d’Beaker
Plasticat
Romeow
*Scrooge McPig
*sparkysmom
*Sweetpea
*teasel
*tessm
*uniquekitty
Upfi
*zaff21
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An if ai hav spelt yur nayme rong, oar left sumwun out, PLEEZ let me know! ; )
Can we doo smileez yet? : shock: lukkit hao LONG taht list iz! Do we know hao to sillee brate oar WHAT!!
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An ebreewun – This is just a list, becuz ai think maeking lists iz fun, ov awl hoo hav put awn a Holly Day costyoom. It iz nawt ment to maek enewun pheel left out.
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If yoo WANT a Holly Day Costyoom – but do nawt know hao to do it, just speek up!! There ar LOTS ov peeple heer hoo will halp!! Ai dint do mine! ; )
Good Mornin Miss Janet!
*kisses Janet’s paw*
Morning deer Romeow!!
Gud Mawnin’ JCH4K,
Aye haz maeded a festib kostume, butt wehn Aye wented tew Weird Pretzel, it bii sayin dat mai oridginail pkshur iz a Gravatar (witch iz a lye) sew wehn Ayes goez tew chaing it, fings start luping endlesslii. Duz dis rekwire sumpin Aye kan du? Oar iz dis a kase ov brick wif note attached sent tu WP? Pleaz tu HALP!!!!
smammie!!!! ohai
wp has “improved” frum abatar tew Grabatar………. dun ask me wai
seems tew werk teh sayme an wen yew change it, it eben saves teh otter wun fur wen yew wants it layter
sew if yew change yers keep in mynd dat itwill take a looooooong time fur teh change tew show up
Hi Jamamamamamamamamaama!!!!
Iz nawt kwite da prollum… Aye triez it, adn the skrene goez grey adn teh http fingy goez half-way blue ober & ober agin, 4eber, adn nuffin happenz…phooey. Dumped teh cookies adn ebberyfing…
did yew re-boot (ai meens did yew kikit?
) aim sry ai cannot kwite pikshur yer prololm
did yew re-boot (ai meens did yew kikit? LOL) aim sry ai cannot kwite pikshur yer prololm
English:
When I click on the “Change Gravatar”, the screen grays out, and instead updating the page, it starts a looping cycle that never actual loads what I need next.
Very perplexing. If this is not common, maybe I should yell “halp” over on WP itself.
i went an lukked an wen ai cliked “change grabbytar” it did gray out fur a fyooo seconds wif teh almos luks like candycane “loading” type symbol in teh middel but onlee fur a fyoo seconds……… it loops ebbrytime yew try?? dat is borked!!!
Beeg Borked. Aye gotz teh kandykane tew… 4eber. Guess itz thyme tew stop sniffling adn du teh bended knee fing ober atz WP.
Aye haz such ah gell-us lukkin atz awl teh lubberlii Festibness hear. Oh btw, iffin yoar kitteh groez op tu fit hiz hat, yoar gonna hab ah beeg fud bill, juss saying.
oh ai noes…..ai is sprized it duzznt fawl down an cubber himz awl up
time tew bite teh bullit n contak teh wp halpless folks!!
Oh smammie!!!!! Ai can see it nao! An it iz just teh cyootest thing EBBER!!!
Ai wants to see it too!!!! *waaaahaaahaaa snif*
Ai can see a Crissmuss Smammie!
Ai kno dat mai frend Hugh_G_Manatee gut hiz hattie & beerd bye goin tew pikipimp.com. Hee sed it wuz bery eezy, u jus download ur pixure an drag an drop a hat er wateber, den save de pic awn de site & tew ur puter. Den proceed tew maikin it ur abatar.
Taht’s wut Ai dud too – Ai tehn had to send it to frend to maek it teensy weensy but, sinse teh laytest updaet, Werdpress donut insist awn taht, ennymor.
Yes, I did. Don’t I look handsome?
Yes, indeed yoo doo!! ; )
*runs up to Janet*
Shmooo!
Ohai Janet! (aifinkso WP nommed my commint
) How is you today? I can has a Y in my name please? kthxbai!
me, me, pliz ad me, deer janet!
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*keepin teh pawz krossd fur nyew abatar tu werkin*
ai see ur cayute kitteh wif a santy hat moe! adorimable!
*MOE!! Taht iz adorabul!! An ai ar adding yoo to teh next list -
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along wif
*Plastcat
*martoonie
*Amandacat
*nativeca66
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An Romeow, ai think yurs iz coming bak. You’ve got taht pink shadow awn yur hed again!
adds *Tidmum an *smammie
addz *Romeow
fixes zaffy21’s nayme.
Ahem…dat pink shadow iz mah eers!
Heer, mah hat shud b cubbering dem nao…paws crossed.
WHEEE!!! LOL!! an there yoo ar – bak in awl yur Krissmaus gloreee!!!
I just finished decorifcating … testing testing … my Niky should have some antlers nao.
Psst..itz zaffy21. You got teh rest of the letters right though
Ohai Janet! How iz you doing today? You seem berry organimized wif all dis holiday stuffs. (pssst….i can has a Y in my name please?)
Yes – ai JUST saw mai Miss Stake in teh WBT! Ai will fix it fur next taim!!
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Sorree – ai cudn’t reed mai awn righting!!
hai peez put mai names on dat listes fank u!!
teh part that likes brokkly. some kettehs lus brokkly.
Brokoli??!! Wut wuz u finking hooman??!!
Iz a super-fud – soe dey sai..
Nuffin super about fud dat is nawt coated in choklit, in mai book.
Ai doan’t fink chokklit coted brokkoli wud be berry gud!
Oh ai don’t know – u cud lik off teh choklit an stawp wehn u gets to teh brokkoli.
Fud that can leap a tall bilding in a single bound? DO NOT WANT.
Ai finkso choklit dat cud leep a tall bilding in a single bound (and thus arrive at mai hows) wud be a gud fing…
I was refirring to teh brockley. Chocklit is areddy well known to has teh powers that are both sooper and dooper.
I can has giant building size chocklit cobered Stay Puff marshmellow man?
Mmm… I lurves me a man in uniform!
Teh moar so when he is covered in chocklit!
Oh luk! Here hii comes nao.
Why iz there no chocklit awn his cheek?
::luks at LCB::
Psst…LCB…wipe yor lights awf.
*does a little lite cleaning*
Ohai NC66! Gud 2 sea yu! Ai was jus tinkin aboot yu, wunderin wot festibe items yu’d b wareing an iffn yu wood be commin to bisit us…an heer yu bee!
Yay! *gibes NC66 a plate ob s’mores*
Ohai teasel. Fanky for teh snax.
*nom…nom…nom…nom*
I can has s’more plzthx?
heeheehee
Ai hadz s’more fur yu, but Ai eeted dem!
but do u really want one that will melt when u turn up the heat?
Whut do u think the walk-in refrigerator in my boodwahr is for?
to cool off overheeted firemens?
to put teh diamonds in wif teh ice to camoflage them?
to put all teh frootcakes u get so u can regift them next year?
@@@@@ fur leeza-b
wai duz LCB haz walk-in refreijeramaytur in herz boodwahr? cuz its
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akksent furnicherz
berry kool
cashully elligent
dekoraytib
emerjinsy rashuns, fur storij ub
f…
full ob loot (chilled)
grate for coolin down teh fyremens
hidin teh bag ob shiny fings
j…
jus borroed fur sumtiemz (it r nawt LCB’s refrijerimayter)
kollekterz itim
lolelefunts’ hydin plaec
m…
Menee icee kyoobs fur teh drinkees
Nawtee thots – coolin down az necessaree
Odder things
P. . .
Pi – awl kinds
Quite chilly stuffs
Roast beest sammidjes
Sparklee fings
T…
oh mai, yew haz had sum gud coffee dis mawnin!! an luk, nawt close tew 200 commints yet!!!!
Well, ai dunno – it didn’t end well last time.
Yew no liek roasted marshellows?
Nawt wehn dey comes up to teh tenth floor.
Dat s’more oar s’less depends awn which floor YEW awr awn.
Mmmp phmmph mmmph…
wif grammycrakkers fer hugmungus smores! yummy!
WOAH – iz big brokoli!
Sooper mutant brokoli, dew nawt want!
maibe kitteh wuld prefer spinach?
if he gonna do teh rock climbing liek teh buuk nekst tew him says, he mite need tew build up his mussels
Ai fink dat meet wud bild him up moar dan brokkoli
be a Popeye kitteh wif teh spinach!
I fink ur rite, uniquekitty. Mah sweetie iz a rok climber juss liek on teh book. Hims iz sooper strong (nawt smelling) and hims eets teh greens and skips teh meets.
Whare iz teh hollandaise sauce?
oar maybee sum cheddur cheez!
Cheezbrokleez will never replais Cheezburgerz!!!
troo, but cheez neber hurts n e thing, eiter!
nawt want mesid up abatar. common WP!!
Yew tew, huh? I fot it wuz jes me dat WP wuz trying tew force gravatard awn.
WP got “upgraded” adn borkd deh avatarz. *sigh*
*razzin frazzin*
Ai can haz chngbakritenowoaraisickangryattackbirdawnWP
I haz been fiting wif it fur 2 dayz trying tu see mai ice cween avatar. I keep seeing deh stoopy skinny gurl!! And I haz tried ebbree trik I knoez!!! I seez deh ice kween if i uzez deh IE oar Google Chrome, but nowt on firefawkz….Adn I prefurz Fyrefawkz…. mebbee if I uninstawlz adn den re loadz deh fyrefawkz.
Yes, yes. I had tew switch to Opera browser tew see mine.
Ai still tryin tew fix teh fawx.
Ai let yew know iffen ai gits it tew wurk.
Ai can see yoo bof luking relee GRATE in both safari an Fyrefaux. An a HAD Opera, but it seems to hav disappeered!
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Oh, teh mystries!! Will they nebber end????
I haz as sad fir eberywun hoo cannot see awl teh festibness ob teh abatars! Dey r awl sew purdy an red an eberyting! Septing teh blootimus ice cween ob corse, buetiful in bloo!
(Ai has safari an a mac, an spent DAIS tryin to chang mai abatar wif old WP an it dinna weerk til noo WP…….sew, wel, weird)
I gave up and reinstalled fyrefawkz….. Wut a pain in deh arse……. but now I kin seeing awl deh festive abatarz!!!
*whispurrs to teasel* Ai hazza mac,too. an ai cudn’t doo it at awl! lolcatburglar did it fur mee!!
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{{{{{{{{lolcatburglar}}}}}}} THANKS AGAIN!!! AI LUV MAI HAT!!!!!
Cheezpeeps r sew halpful!
Eben tho I dood it maiself, it wuz pawssible onli cuz ob teh commints udder peeps maed aboot how dey dood it.
{{{{{{{awl the cheezpeeps}}}}}}
*Ai lubs yr hat, too, jch4k!*
I finally seez teh iceCween!
An Ai see Romeow wiv her hat awn!
Yu is bofe waerin teh verree fetchin Santahats, form wher Ai’s standin
tru, cheez makez darn near evreething bedder.
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Sept mebbee chokklit….
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Awltho chokklit mite improve cheez……
Noe, doan’t fink dat wud werk, tho Ai haz seed a ressipee fur a chokklit cheezcaek. But wiv reel cheez, chokklit wud be pleh!
Mai bruther maeks a choklit cheezcaek (frum scratch, ov corse) tath iz to DYE fur! !!
Yes, JCH4K – choklit cheezcaek iz yummy!
I maeks a free layer cholkit cheezcaek and puts choklit moose onna top!
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We juss tried to turn on teh heet on fur teh nawt second tiem, and iz borked.
Gud x-cuse to fire up teh oven fur sum muffins or breads!
FREE layer (souns curiouslee laik a chikken awn a nice farm) choklit cheezcael – wif cholkilt MOOSE awn teh tawp!
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*faints. THUD*
*sneeks in an helps herself to a pees ob choklit free layer cheezcaek wiv moose awn tawp while Janet is owt cowld*
oohh, ai haz a recipee fur teh choklit cheesecake wif choklit moose tew – iz teh YUMMY!! adn ai haz a recipee fur choklit creem chees fudge, iz gud tew!
oh, tiramisu be teh bestest kombinayshun — maskarpone (cheez) an koko (chokklit). werks fur me! nomnomnom
Sownds bery nommylishus! Plz to send ressy pee! Oar eben bedder, plz to send cheezcaek!
Let’s see if I remember it off the top of my head. This is the recipe of my Italian friend’s sister in rural Veneto:
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INGREDIENTS: 1 lb mascarpone (Belgioioso is good, available in the US, get the plain one not the chokklit one), 2 packs Goya (or any brand you like) of ladyfingers, three egg yolks, three tablespoons sugar, 1 cup strong black coffee, shot of brandy or cognac or dark rum, cocoa powder.
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METHOD: Mix the sugar and mascarpone in a large bowl. Add yolks one by one, mixing with a wooden spoon as you go. Set aside the mixture. Mix coffee and liquor, pour into saucer, and gently dip ladyfingers in it one by one and arrange them in layer in an 8X13 cake pan (personally I find glass more convenient than metal, because it’s nicer to serve in). Be careful not to *soak* ladyfingers — they may still feel crisp when you layer them, but will eventually get soggy, no worries! Gently spread 1/2 of cheese mixture over ladyfinger layer, taking care not to crush the ladyfingers. Then arrange another layer of ladyfingers, and another layer of cheese mixture. Dust the top with cocoa powder. Serve immediately or store in fridge.
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Yes, tiramisu contains raw egg yolks.
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Mascarpone should costs about $10/lb.
Fank u moe, ai lubs teh tirameesoo – an ai will try ur ressypee! nomnomnomnommy.
THANKS MOE!!!! Ai luvs teh tiramesu – an it iz NAWT eezee around heer to get a gud wun! Ai’m paysting this re sippy in mai fyol – an will maek it VERREEE SUNE!!
Yay, moe! U has a hat! U is in teh gallery.
yez, ai haz a hat
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icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/16/i-has-a-hat/
Oh moe! Ai remembrrs this wun! ai wuz luking at teh pikchoors, but wuz skeered to commint!
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But – lukkit awl teh peepl hoo dont com enemoar. *sniff* it gives mee a big sad!
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But, , ,(britens ala Pd’B) AWN teh ODDER hand!! LUKKIT hoo awl ar heer nao!!! Teh most fabuloloso peepl in teh whrirled!! An it wuz awl a big surprize!! Hoo NOOO awl these grate peepl wud turnip??
Hey!!!! hoo yoo kawling a turnip???????
*traies to imajine awl teh peepl terning into turnips*
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Akshullee – ai LURVES teh turnips! Beef Vegetable soop iz NUTHING wiffaut tehm.
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Hey!!! wud that maek a noo gayme??? Goin thru teh commints, an seeing waht taystee dishes we cud maek frum teh commints???
So far, nawt kounting teh greedy ants in moe’s recipe, we can haz’
cheez
meet
beef
choklit
asparagus
tomatoes
grammycrakers
marshmellos
broccoli
eggs
peas
carrots
Fernybeans
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Taht’s awl ai found! Mite bee moar.
cookies, too!!!
Hmm, ai don’t know abowt cheez neber hurtin ennyfing – ai had sum cheez dat wuz pretty scaree in teh frijj – ai finkso it wuz bullyin teh tomartoes.
Ai wuns byed sum cheez dat wuz soe pleh, mai mumkat maed me berree it in teh gardin!
Yikes – teh frijj smelled preddy bad for abowt free weeks after ai frowed teh cheez owt – ai wuddn’t want to risk it climing owt ob it’s cheezy grave an trying to get back into teh hows!!
awl dis remyndin me ub Asterix in Corsica, wer a cheez wented mad. ennywun ells knoe wut iz tawkin bowt?
Asterix ai knows. But ai do nawt kno abowt teh Corsican cheez. Sowns liek sumfin dat wud happen in teh Asterix buk, tho!
I does! I does!
Impossible is not a lolspeek word.
Ooh, ai found it! Googlol is mai frend.
noo abatars everywhare
yew haz a berry hansum wun yursalf
Fank u fur teh knew green scracthing post. Butt eye fink eye lykes teh arm uff your chayre bederer.
or juss yur arm, if yu trai to offrme vejjies agin!
Hai Tribble! Can yoo put a liddle Santa hat awn teh Enterrprize. LOL! Maeks me laff just thinking about it!!
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An yur comint! @@@@@ Mai catz awl ober again!!
This is a test of the Global Avatar System. This is only a test.
Please return to your regularly scheduled lol’s.
My test not workinged … can anyone see mee?? Echo! Can any1 see my beautimous rain-deer-goggie?
I not stoopid, dat not meet.
Iffs meet iz gween – iz no gud.
ewwwwwwww
Y duz kitteh hav buk on rok kliming?? Kitteh no need buk tu noez how tu klime!!!
O wat a luvley abatar u haz ur majestee!
I’m glad u kin seeing it. I stil b seeing dat skrawnee gurl!!!
ai kin akshullee see teh n’ice cween on dis puter…….. will haz tew luk at lapitop layter
I knoes u sed u cleared ur cookies, but did u clear ur temp files as well? That might halp.
is that teh same as ‘clear history’?
I has a puter stoopy.
I deletes mah cookies, but I still can’t see teh krissmuss abatarts. Septing my own.
Depends on ur opermarating system and browser. Clear cache, clear private data, clear temp files, clear ur sinuses. One of those should work.
clear up yer thingamajiggeee tew!!
when u say scrawnee gurl, do u meen teh old pink one wif teh mj waring a crown? That’s wot I still see….
I see the ice queen, very pretty!
Yesh, ai see teh ice queen, an awlso leeza’s festib skwirrlol has JUST appeared!!!
Noez, deh scrawnee gurl wuz a bloo princess I useinged fur a bit till I fownd deh icekween. She b an aneemic luking fing dat didn’t sooting mii at awl. I finally uninstalled (wifowt saving mai settingz kuz i wanted dat uglee gurl tu GO AWAY!!!) deh fyrefawkz adn den reinstalled it. PLEH!!! now I haz tu re load awl deh add-ons adn re building awl mai favritz listz….. But now I kin see ebberee wunz pritty avatarz!!!!!
ai thot yew ’stalled teh googlol ckrome??
I just dids “cleer private datas” in teh firefox and when I refreshified teh screen, I seed smammie’s noo avatar.
Ohai i totallies agwee kittehs are grade a klimbas,dey can klimba al trews and sidebords and chairs…hmmm yes
An tehy iz silunt klimurs. ai onlee heers tehm wen tehy hopz daown frum teh kichun kowntur, nawt wen tehy klimz up!
Ben dere, hurd dat!!
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Mai Sandy-Kat wuz deh eggspurt at deh silent hopping ontu deh kownter, elolfant hopping down frum deh kownter.
eben expertz kan use ideyas frum otter peeps sumtymes
Kitteh’s bery gud at climin UP. Nawt always so gud at climin DOWN. Ob corse, dat’s wehr teh fyremens come in handy.
hmmm, an if yu hukked a lidl bunch ob missiletoe awn yur martoonee glass, hu knos wot myt happn…..!
Werl, dat wud rekwire teknlolololojiccal skills liek what ai does nawt has. Ai had enuff problms gettin teh martoonie glass in teh nawt sekond place, an rekwired a larjj amownt ob assistance from a donkey. Praps ai can has…imbissibul missiletoe!!!!
Yes! yes, yoo can. Ai haz maed a command desishun in yur cayse.
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Furst – az a martoonie, yoo ar alreddee awlwaiz festiv.
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Second – yoo arleddee luk laik a upside-down Santa hat!
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Third – Teh colors ar rite!
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If yoo cud manaj to put sum docoarativ missile toe awn, wud be gud. But yoo AR gud to go az yoo ar!!
Dat’s a GUD command desishun, Janet – it duz nawt rekwire me to do ennyfing! Ai likes dose sort ob desishuns. Ai will maybe investimigate teh nawt-imbissibul missile toe, but wehn ai is less bizzy (ai is doin awl mai crissmuss shoppin dis afternoon thanks to teh power of teh interwebs).
Didz i heerz mah name?
Ohai kafleen! Heer, ai have sum parfay if u wud liek sum. A sujjestchun has been made to add a little missiletoe to teh edjj of mai glass, but as you knows bery well, ai has a stoopie wehn it comes to teh teknolololololololollogee. Janet has decreed dat ai is alreddy festiv, beein pink an bery alkyhawlic, but if ennybuddy wanted to help me wiv teh missile toe – heer, hab sum moar parfay – well, dat wud be most wundruss!
i will email u
Fahnk u! *shmoo*
i sended u a missultoed martoonie!!
Squeeeeee!!!!! *rushes awf to luk*
Oteh! We has dun – sumfin. But nao, we has to wait an see wut will appeer! Fanks to teh power of teh donkee.
LOL!! sumtaimes yoo ar just laik “POP cat!”
i r POPDONK!
{{{{{{{{{{POPDONK}}}}}}}}}}
Ai manijed it, wiv minimul swaerin, by goin to pikipimp. Or yu cud wayt for teh donkey to com bai an aks her!
Broccoli? We don’t want no stinkin’ broccoli! Look into mai ice-bloo eyes and read ur doom, if’n you don’t getz me gushi fud
gud mowrning to eberyone. ai’m checking to see if my abatar is teh fixed.
luks verry fine
O hai, amandakat. U is now in teh rouge’s gallery! kthxbuy.com/ichcxmas.html
*I* see it!
An *I* c u!
Who sed that?
*looks around, only sees twinkling lites*
*waves imbissibul missile toe*
Ober heer!!!
Is that “imbissibul” or “imbussibul”?
No missile toe awn teh bus plz.
But… but… I thot I was aloud to have 2 carryons? I has this missletoes and this vulture.
Noes, noes, vultures EETS teh carryons.
But… but… is a carryon bird!
LOL!!! ROFL!!! Hao doo you dooo that!!!! Hao do yoo know sumwun will com along an play teh strait guy???
Ohai Phillipe, is teh afternoon heer – but gudday to u! Ur abatar luks good to me.
lukkin fien tew meh! Gud mawnin tew yew tew!
LOL!!! Just az long az itz just yur abatar!
Did ai say that????
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Janet!!!! Awf to teh nawty barn wiv u ai finkso!!!
testee (AGEN!!!!)
Yeay! Plasticat has teh Santahat!
Woohoo! Ai gotted eet tew wurk agen!
I can see urs! It’s cyoot!
Why can’t I see everyone else’s?
*sigh*
ohai LB, ai cant see PC’s festib abatar……… ish nawt make sinc tew me…. sum ai sees an sum ai duzznt………
*psst………yew haz yer cheezmeet tewmorrow????*
yes!
tomorrow nite… booklion and I will has martoonies and discuss sekrite spy stuffs!
ai caynt wait tew heeer awlabout it!!! pikshurs tew, plz…….ai noes, we tawked about it, but plz tew comminmerate teh ‘caysian
did sumbuddy say spy stuffs?
*turns up volyoom on super secret sleuthing device*
*puts awn eerphones*
*lissens for secret codes*
Teh dog flies at midnite.
My eegle has fleas.
oh did I say spy stuffs?
I ment… uh, pi stuffs. Yes that’s it.
Booklion halps at teh pi stawl somtimes…
ROFLMAO
/me snags da picshur an max it a wallpapah
Y dem trees in ur hand?
O kitteh. Hasn’t u ever heared of palm trees?
Palm treez kumz in herdz???
They go in herdz too.
Yes, I’z herd dat.
*heddesk*
U heared it on ur palm pilot?
Palm trees can bii pilots? Wut dey pilot? Herds? Ob wut?
Hazn’t u ebber heerd uv plane trees?
*hedesk*
Brokoli now? Srsly? My lidderbox alredy smells.
*snerk*
WP test
HEY! It wurked dat time!
jurky WP not been letting me respond too peepuls….
I habbing teh saem prollems affer logging owt and den bak in.
WP nommed mah lass free posts.
Plz – no aspairagus.
’sparagus is gud fur yew……… LOL but makes yer pee schmell funneeee
IRL, duz yew nawt like ’sparagus??
???????? It DUZ??????? LOL! Ai haz lotz of spare gus in teh spring. Just haz to go out bak – TONS ov it growing wyld.
it duz, rilly troooleee……. wen ai nawt second noticed it ai thot ai needed tew go see Dr. Tiny Cat, cuz ai thot ai had sumfin rilly rong wif me. den wun time sum guys wuz tawkin bout teh sayme symptims an den ai reeelized it wuz teh “sparagus……… LOL
oh j-pak if yew clik on teh cween’s bloo nayme yew will see teh rum cake recipe ai sended her fur her blog
Apparentlee, sum peeps can smell teh asparagus pee an sum can’t. Dere is a sighuntiffic eggsplanayshun for it, but ai does nawt kno wut it is.
Asparagus can PEEEE?????
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Yoo libs, yoo lerns!
lololololol!!!!
Nao, I fink I doan lieks it ennymoar.
sum peeps can smell ants.
Dey say dey smell like pee.
I fink itz a gentick thing.
Leik being able to roll ur tung up sideways.
Mphm mmph ur mmmph mph mmmmph?
ymthm, utth hoootthit ttthitth!
Ai fink ai’m missin dose partiklar genes.
dey is just extras anyways…
leik teh garnish. mite make teh plate luk nice, but no one really eets it!
rassen frassen borked thred… we hates it, preshus, we does!!
I hasta go anyways, got a shutin relative to visit, and tehm book club this afternoons. TTFN y’all.
Withc yoo can do, ob corse – rite?
ob corse!
oh- did u mean teh tung thing or teh pee thing?
well either way… teh answer is yes!
Ai mented teh tung fing, butt is gud to noe abowt teh otter wun!
I lubs teh ’spairagrass!
Liddle thin stawks steemed wif parashawn chz.
test
Is teh answer… Mt. McKinley?
teh ansur is,,,….WP GONNA GET A HURTIN PUTTED ON IT
it surely deserves it. if it makes you feel any betterer your abatar is teh cute wif or wifout teh hat.
Ai can haz holiday abatar?
Nutz…waiting…
Mt McKinley!
Jinx! Buy me a chocklit coke.
ok, but yu’ll has to com heer to fech it!
Well, I do lurves teh TTI, but it mite be teh warmer here rite now.
Meet halfway? In teh middlol of teh oshun?
Okey-cokey; Ai’ll get mai bayvers an flippers an rubbah ring an hed for teh seasyd – Ai’s got a bit of a wark to get tehre but Ai’s startin nao…
But teh caek will get awl soggy. Perhaps u cud meet halfway teh udder way – a finkso maybe dat wud be Russha?
Then teh coke would be frozened.
Why don’t we just meet over by teh NB? Then we can has teh YNGs serve us.
Gud cawl! Ai’ll taek mai irning too!
*traies to imagin map ov teh whirrled*
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Taht wud bee MONGOLIA!!!!
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It wud saeve teh caek! Maybee. But it’z a lot further!
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At the NB?????? YAY!! Ai can com too!!
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*Getz awt teh sno shuvel to cleer teh path to teh NB*
Janet, u has to think outside of teh barn. Get teh YNGs to shovel teh path from teh NB to u, not teh other way round!
Well – yoo DUZ hav a poynt there.
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But . . .if tehy had to shuvel teh sno today, they mite freez to deth. Oar put awn coata an pants an glubs an scarves an boots an sox an hats. Duz it count if tehy ar nekkind underneeth???
U can always re-nekkid tehm wehn tehy gets to ur hows, Janet.
luks lyke ma kitteh. onlii… ma kitteh wud acshully EET de green fud.
myne wud batt & chaise it awl ober de howse den swat it unner de cowch.
Kitteh law number elebenty: Veggies iz Food for human but Toy for Kitteh.
Same fing applies to children, ai finkso.
Chillrens is fuds for human but toy for kitteh?
Remind me never to use u for a babysitter!
nah; vejjies is fudz for hoomans; is a moo nishun for chilluns!
ewwwz… u muzt getz lotsa fudstoofs unner cowches den…
(btw, how to be getting custom avatar?)
Dis kitteh has a angry.
Kittehs an brokklees:
DO NOT WANT!
Testing testing 1 2 1 2 *is this thing on?*
Just checking if my new avatar works yet
Testing…
nuffin to see heer. Mooooob along…..
ohai TM, ai seez yew nooo crissmess hat!!! yesh ai can
Woo festib tidmum!!!
YAYYYYY!!!
I has a cwissmuss abatar wiv teh Fernybeans Wh00t!!!
Ohai Jamamakitty *Schmoo for you an teh Mamakitty *
Yesh! The angsty wun made it for me cuz I has a stoopy an borked ebreefing O.O
I has a Fern instead ob Hazel. She ar killin teh tree ornimints ded afore I eeben got tehm on!!!
Hmmm. WP playin up. dis for Jamamamamamakitty reply O.o.
WP been on teh sherry?
ai finkso is a combo ob ichc makin ‘provements tew dis site an den teh wp maded sum changes tew ders toooooo!!! hard tew noes wair teh mixup is….. but ish makin me crazeeeeeeee
*mite ebben dribe me tew drink!!*
Why is it dat teh improovmints genrly maeks fings werse?
‘Tis a law ov naychoor!!
Well, seems harsh to blame teh naychoor. But is certinly a law ob eye tee!!!
Hay, ai resemble dat remark.
Wii awr nawt awl bad.
Ai eben try to fix the Who be Talkin’ ober 200 cawmint fingy.
See?
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/07/funny-pictures-of-carnivore-confuses-you/#comment-523400
Is a festiv Fern!
Heeheee!!!!
She ar bein Tiddy in a baskit nao. Not impressed about habbin Santa Hats on her sweede .
TM, teh mamakitty hazza hat on tew………. if yew click on mai bloooo an goes tew mai favrits her will be teh nawt second favrit…….. her duzznt look tew muchleee pleeezed eiver LOL
And so u is inductified into teh
rogues’rouge gallery!Teher am a rogues gallery? I is in it? Only time my pic gets put on a wall is wen Mr T.M frows darts at it ! O.O
Is a clection of all teh snazzy holiday costooms. kthxbuy.com/ichcxmas.html
Sew cyoot, Tidmum!!
Testing… grumbull, grumple, grumbull….
sit, twiddle fumbs (aposabul) adn weight….zzzzz
may as well moob along an play fur awyle………. it takes a long long time….. did teh wp halps yew?
zzz snarfle, yawn, zzzz
Tidmun an smammie haz teh festib abatars! Sew cyoot! YAY!!1!!
yew can see smammie’s noo outfitz?? ai cannot…….. :wahhhhhhhhh:
Aye tried juss walkin orf adn czechen it ebery few minitz… tuk ober 10, but teh skrene finally changed, and ebberyfing went fien (hope sew)
but nawt festib yet… I redrew hur holdin a cuppa hawt chonklat, adn Mr. P gab hur a fuzzy hat adn matchin noze warmur.
ai cant wait tew see it, teasel sez her can seez it………..wahhhhhhhhh
stomps foot *ai wanna see it, ai wanna see it*
ai’s srry yu cannot sea wwt! Too bad yu canna comes tu mai haus….is bery, bery cyoot, speshally teh liddle nosie warmer!
oops….sea eet.
BTW, haz ennywun sended a kard froo bunways? An dooded eet werk?
A bery speshal peep, a cweenish-like peep, sended mii wun, but der is nuttin der wen Ai goes lukking…wear teh kard shud bee iz jus blank.
Aye dood, adn it wuz EZ. Did yew C teh choyses adn pikt wun?
Ai haz nawt sened wun yet…Ai waz tryin tu receeb wun…der was jus a big wite skrare an Ai dinna sees no choices….Awl tries agin!
Sew sad…nawt werkin fir mii commin oar goin. Eberyting werks fine, jus no card apeers. Preview of wun Ai picked tu send: blank. Wun sended tu mii: blank. Awl Ai sees is teh wallpapers bacgrownd rownd teh edjes.
Oh whale, life goes awn…..
Hey Jamama,
Whyle wii iz weighten tu C waht happenz, ….Yu iz fond ob Blu, rite?
ummmmmmmm yesh ai duz kinda favor bloooo…….. more like teh teal bloo or teh medtraineun blooo but inny kind ob bloo is gud
an yew is fond ob?????
AAAAHHHHHH Aye C mii!!!!! Wooohooo!
Blu iz beri nyse, az iz grene… akshullii, iz nawt meny colurz Aye doan liek, butt sum Aye ware moar den udderz… yello iz hart tu du, iz pretti until it getz nere mii, den it goez pleh….
YAY ai can see teh noo n improved (fur crissmess innywai) Smammie!!! an her is lukkin west!!! *wave*
ai d’leetid mai cukkies……(hated tew do dat)
an teh histry an otter stuffs tew…..dunno if dat halped but ai can see sum ob teh abatars ai cudden see oilier!! mebbe wuz gunna happin innywai…….teh rezult is teh main fing
yew likes green tew? mai sis lurves green innyfing!!!
Green, adn green, adn green..but nawt neon lime *shuddurs*…
Mai beadin frenz larf atz mii adn sez Aye liek Peaz & Karretz bestest, cuz Aye liek mixin grene & oreng (nawt too poysiness).
Haz teh olib skin tone, sew grene werks gud.
ai haz dat kinda skin tones tew……… but ai cant member makin innyfing wif greene AND orinj tewgevver
ai did make a bwayshlit ……. hmmmmmmm bwayslet mite luk beddar, lol, wif turkoise n burgundee kinda brown……. lukked gud tewgevver
fink “salsa” adn yew’ll getz teh ideer. Yesh, turkoise adn radishes werk nyselii.Ken toss sum coppur inda mix iffin yew wanna.
hmmmm, kitteh noe wanna eetz brokolli. brokolli iz gud colur, maibii goes wif burnt oreng… wonner iffin Aye got ennyfing liek dat….?
ai been habin fun here on dis lolpik but ai has tew go nao……. ai haz a lyszt ob fings tew do an dems aint gettin dun…..yew noes wut ai mean??? LOL fanks fur teh lol card!! ai likes teh way teh wurds fawl down…. ai will emeow yew layter an mebbe we can chat den…..schmooooooooooooo
where’s your santa hat teasel? *taps foot impatientially*
lol i have a cat that LOVES to eat veggies
Iz it just or is WP nomming commints today? *pout*
be bewwwry careful…….LOL, after 200 commints yew has tew click on show all ebbrytime!!
Did the “?cp=all” trick work for yew jammakitty?
I yoosed it and fownd yor cawmint directly from Who be Talkin’
And the lol iz up tew 284 cawmints.
Did u communicate that to teh Cheezes? They can reprogrammify teh WBT links mabye.
If u alreddy has teh correct formula in teh address bar, all u has to do to read moar new commints is hover ur mouse over teh WTB link and fixify the comment number. THey is teh sequenshul, so in most cases u just has to change teh last 1 or 2 digits.
Ai jes nao fingered it owt.
Ai bin pwactissin tew make sure it wurks consistently.
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Yesh Yesh. I try the hover twick at nawt sekkund. But ai found it easier to copy and paste each new Who be Talkin’ reference number to the address bar and type in ?cp=all eberytime. Dat way I doan hab tew ‘member numbers, which ai’m nawt sew gud at akshully. Go figure.
U shuld tells the Cheezes bout this rite now. It works on teh noo thred even, when there is not yet 2 hunnert comments. If they add teh ?cp=all to teh code for teh WBT links, that will solvify half teh 2 hunnert-commint-limit prollem.
Yup yup. Dat’s wut ai wuz waitin’ tew check awn.
Sending dem uh message nao.
Message sent.
Mai frendz lolkitteh leiks nomming brocly :O!
lolz
Why’d you shrink teh tree? Don’t you know we needs teh oxygen they produce?
knobuddie evun notice isosceles kitteh? he duz returnz!
OMG dis is so funny me almost pee my pants
Wow. You guys need to learn some grammar.
Seriously.
P-O’d kitteh iz P-O’d.
*Borkolii. Ai duzzen wantit*
This is cute, however- cats and dogs are actually omnivores. Even in the wild they will not only eat meat, but veggies and other plant life as well, to aid in digestion…
Im a party pooper, but thought id point it out anyway.
Well some kitties like broccoli – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIFNEddeZI4
but brocolli cat LOVES brocolli…
fun fact: cats are actually OMNIVORES. I’ve seen a cat eat brocoli.
Hahahah! LOLS! This is extra funny because my cat just ate some steamed broccoli she stole from the bench a couple of hours ago!!!!!!
my cat actually likes broccoli…(i’m not kidding, every time I have it he tries to take it from me and eat it!)