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Please for to come home soon! You not forgetz me…right?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: BamBam
A day that will live in infamy…
Congarats, awl! WP eeted mai splort commint, muss nawt have been poe lit ick ullee korrekt…
but maybe it had a flavr!
Eww! Awl those leftober dreemz? On teh odder
hanpaw, hoo noez wut WP eetz fur brekkfust, eh?Prolly stuff like…
Apple sturdel wif worms
Borked bacon
Crispy critters
Dodgy donuts
Expired eggs
Friteful flapjacks
Ghastlee gristle
H…
Horrible hash
Inkrediblolee stale ink
Just-past0expirashun-date jelly
K…
kinky kold kuts
leff over lazagna
moldy macaroni
nutty professorz
old news
p….
P**’ed awn parsley (well, mai cat did it!)
Qwikklee underdun queesh
Rotten eggz
Sour applolz
T……
toadal tripe
unriep ugli froot
very stinky vermychelly
w…
wormy waffles
xtremely xpired milk
yesterdays yeast bread
zoned owt zucchiniz
WTH?? i guess they link but ummmmm…………..
thats a lot of commets
wot day is that?
hay maus, did u see teh krissmuss cards wif you on them?
Yesterday was the anniversary of Pearl Harbor.
MJ sent me a card with a sleeping maus. Are there others?
yes, there was a cyoot one of a maus at a nativity scene!
If u clik on ‘choose from tehse lols’ up above u can see it.
Under Holiday Greetings from our Smaller Friends. hee…
Leeza, skwirrlgrrl, for shayme! Pearl harbor Day wuz yestiddy, dear! An then Pres Rose-svelte mayde speech? Deklarin war? Thass ok, iz Monday, no braynez yet, rite?
well, I was thinking that was it.. but sinse it was yesterday, I wasn’t shure!
I knew it was yesterday.
Ai’ll wate fur u
I cud just ride in ur pokkit?
heer, taik sum uv mai floof bals tew maik sure u members meh
ai maek ruum in mai pocket fur dis kyoot liddle bebeh, ai frowed owt awl teh shinee fings taht wuz in dere.
whoo cud fergit dat sweet bebeh!
Who culd ferget that kyoot?
dis lol needs a splort alert
dis lol needza kleenext bocks, dats’ whut it needz. demz nawt teerz in mi eyez, Iz alergick
pls tew com hohm sayfelee!
O hai, M21K! Long time so seeing u.
I can haz go to Sandbox wichu?
BeeeepBeeeepBeeep-Calling the CCC emergency splort preparedness please. Want little lynxy meezery kitteh Want fluffy new fren’ in stocking. Pleeese santa?
Antibush kitteh, hates the army.
o, anti-Bush donut nessaserilly meenz hatin teh armeh
to Maus –
♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫
Faint sownds ov a grandfather clokk strykin midnyte……..
Clara starts to shrink until everything appears to be enormous. Suddenly…
A tayblol appeerz, wiv a bottlol awn it. Affixded tew teh bottlol iz a note reedin….
Throw me at the Mouse King!
Klara bravely settlez her little pink ballet slippers tightly on, making sure the elastic will slip off just so when she needs it to. Squaring her shoulders, she gracefully…..
twirls across the room, making all dizzy with jealousy at her grace and daring. She skids to a stop at the sight of…
the byooootiful crissmess tree…… it is dazzlin wif elebenty bazillion lites an ornoments ob mini kinds. Seh continues her dance tew teh nutcraker sweet an who shud appear to join her but……..
a huge manatee *gracefully?* lumbering around the stage
I tink my hart just brokz a little.
Me too.
My hubby is in the sandbox for the holidays.
Missing him, and he’s missing me and our kittehs.
I’z in same boatz. Kittahs miss der daddah whilez hez in da sandboxz. v.v* I misses him twos!
Da kittahs knos what goes ons. Dey knos…
bestest wshez for yor hubby to comes hoam safe frum teh sandbox.
kitteh and me sendz lotz of luv an hugz to all yuze wit sweetharts in deh sandbox
Even the kitties know they need to come home safely.
*splorts*
Ahoooogah! Aoooogah!
Q. careens around corner, pushing a fully-loaded CCC
*Whips out broom to sweep, sweep, sweep all those luvverly braynes into one tidy heap
*Gently, but thoroughly, rinses them clean with sparkly waters
*Packs braynes into brainiac cavity. Packity, packity.
*Makes sure hedbone facing front, fitz inu place
*Snaps on a CHRG/wdoi (d is of floofies)
*Uses seasonally appropriate duckity tape, with holly pictures, to secure hed proteshun
*Tucks warm, soft blankie over PeachyKat
*Runs away and then quickly back with a tea trolley with an assortment of drinkables and comestibles
*Sitz down companionably, pours self a cup of Yorkshire Gold, and watches Maus dans dans dans
Dis world would be much betta place if we puts kittens in charge… Dey no lets the stoopy humin fight since it be take away time from da good things like makin cheezburgers… givin cuddles n snuggles n rubs…
and den no more good homins be lost to us…
(( cant put into word what I feel for the soldiers and their families… war is a horrible thing… ))
I iz berry sworry to gets serious but dis pic is makes me has a sad
Iz ok, Mouse, me too. Come, have a hug.
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HOpe u feel better nao.
hugz be always good… Da world needs more hugs…
{{{{upfi}}}}
we fill teh whirld wif hugs here!!
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I iz thinks we needs moar people to help fill da wilrd wif hugs…
{{{{{{{{{{whirld n alla peeps init }}}}}}}}}}
{{{{Mouse}}}} yes, ai knoez whut yew meenz, Mouse. ai sekund dat emoshun
I iz thank you… we can starts groups to change da worlds???
we can makes a group to makes the worlds a better place???
Ai finks yooz guis alreddi has a group to makes the whirrld a better place. U mebbe cant change teh hole whirrld, but u makes a nu whirrld where doze dat wants a snorkle or a hug can gets wun, and eberywun is frens (sept mebbe trolls, but eben dey onlee gets slapped aroun abit fur bein trollish).
U makes a better whirld and da good peeps come joins u until eberyone is in in dere wit u – see? So keeps up da good wurks!
Purrhapz wut u b wanting tu say b dis, bai Mark Twain. To mii, it eggzpresses deh horrorz in a most fitting manner.
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ntua.gr/lurk/making/warprayer.html
I is nebba reds dat before… I iz thinks its goods… Sad ands true buts still goodd … hopefully it be make people think…. since people nots be truely knows whats dey be wishin for oftens….
It b a berry littlol noen werk uv Mark Twainz. I fink it shud b moar well noen. but az he sez “It was believed afterward that the man was a lunatic, because there was no sense in what he said.”
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Peepz hoo oppose war r offin seen az unpatriotic, wen awl dey b trying tu say iz dat war iz full uv pain.
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{{{Mouse}}}
{{{cweenmj}}}
it be trooo….
I is not american… but I iz known good american soldiers dat be serve in both gulf wars…..
It is sad dat in america dat anti war is bad,,,, anit war should be good since it be mean that moar goods people be arounds…
Wair u b mouse?? u shud sending deh emayo tu mii at cweenmj@gmail.com so i kin putting u on deh map.
but if da kittehs in charj, we all haz wet shooz cuz dey peed in dem.
An hayrbulz (not harblz!) in owr pokits and stuff.
(an snorgels.)
Ah will taek kitteh accidens tu lifs-blud anidai!
And fluffy milk-don’ts forget fluffy milk…
Dis pikshur maeks me cry. I has a nephyoo in teh Gulf, on teh Teddy Roosebelt airkrafat carryur. He will nots be home for Krismus.
{{{{{{{{Duffy}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Ai haz a sad.
ai hates war, but ai has MUCH loving fur owr peeps inna unifirms. dey is standin tween us ana harms wai.
*raise glass of hot cider*
to gud frens an absint commradz!
*sips cider, burnig tounge just a little*
{{{{{{Duffy an nephyoo}}}}}}}
3rin
*cranks up the victorola, loving slides vinyl disk from cover, genty lowers needle onto record cut by The King*
“I’ll be home for Christmas-
You can count on me….
Yes I’ll be home for Christmas,
If only
In
My dreams….”
>sigh<
iffin onlee our wishin wud maik it so…
((((((((Duffy an nefew))))))))
wurd pezzel has a stoopy- stil nawt showin festive lil green hat I finally got onta mai abitar! Tanx to gremlin an lunarmommy fur helpin me do it, now iffin onlee the WP wud do itz job…
muz go workee.
oktanxbainow
wot a lubbly green hat, kittyboocat! berry festibz
KIttyboocat – yur luvlee green hat – ai can see it!! and indeed thanks to gremlin an lunarmommy! Ai just lurves it taht ebreewun heer iz so halpful!! Cuz ai so offen needs teh halp!
my frenz, I see a general thread in this LOL. Those of us who have served, go into harms way that you might sleep well at night, have plenty of food and able to go in reasonable peace about your lives. We only ask the you remember us when we are away, and look kindly upon our sacrifices. Da Cat Wizard a retiree after 21 years in the United States Air Force. Thanks all of you for listening and Merry Christmas to all near and far.
Fanks to you dacatwizard, an blessins of Ceiling Cat to you an all your confreres – you gize are teh coolest an I am glad you is retired aftur so many servings. You are all full of win an make USA full of win also.
XOXO
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ohai, dacatwizard! ai dunt fink newun heer iz anti military, just taht eberywun wants teh fighting in Iraq tew be dun. proboblee manee peeps woo be anti Bush, more dan anti military. Mai dadcat wuz in Korean war, ai haz unkles wuz in Vietnam, a brudder just retyred frum Air Force after 20+ yeers, otter brudders hoo serbed in Army, adn a nephew in Army now, gettin reedee tew go tew Afghanistan. Probablee lawts uv peeps heer hoo wuld sai sayme fings. Wii lubs owr military peeps!
if ai cans….
noe ones iz moar antiwar than teh gize taht must go an fite….for we r teh ones taht haz to be in harmz wai, to see our frens get hurt or nawt alive..we are teh ones taht has to make ubbers nawt alive, an has to see all that ebbry nite in dreems for years after iz all over….but still, iz what we chooz to do…
an just so you noe, ai wuz in armee for desert storm.
Many snorgles and smoos to all who hav served
Ohai dacatwizard! {{{{{{dacatwizard an awl hoo surv}}}}}}}}}
Yew tawk a liddle funnee, tho.
Thanx 2 yu and your like.
dacatwizard, I knows I onlee has freedums to scratch all teh books and makez all teh lolcats I wann on teh Innertubez an votez for who is in teh big white house cause tehere been hoomans (n sum goggies) who goez to teh scaree placez for dose freedums. Hoomans in cammo cloze goez to teh scaree placez an teh hoomans not even gotz clawz and haz to taek teh noizy sticx n teh grumbly cars n teh metul burds to fightz wif. Iz very brave of cammo hoomans an I iz full of gratefulness.
I givez you manee head butts for teh braviness an currage you haz.
h hai!!
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heer b deh Cheezpeepz map gnuz. Wii now haz 330 peepz on deh map!!! But, can u bee leeving it??? dere still b statez wif NO CHEEZPEEPZ onnna map!!!
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“Wut??” u sez. “Yes,” I sez. Lukking at dis…dere b not a singlol Cheezpeep in awl uv Alabama, Alaska, Hawaii, Iowa, Mississippi, Montana, New Mexico, Rhode Island, Vermont, adn Wyoming!!! I noez sum Cheezpeepz b hiding dhere. Cheezee Peepz!!! Kum owt, kum owt wair ebber u r!!!!
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To git puttinged on deh map, sending an emayo to cweenmj@gmail.com telling mii ur ICHC name adn locayshun. deh map b fur awl deh peepz in Cheezland. I putz on ennewun hoo askingz. Noobeez, lurkerz, trollz, comminterz, hooever b asking. Wen I gits deh emayo, I will putting u on deh map and deh masterlist. Den I sending u a emayo bak tu letting u noez it haz ben dun. Itz just dat eezee. Adn if u b deh nawt-sekkund in ur state u gitz tu jumping up and down adn yelling FURST!!! adn no wun kin say meen fingz tu u.
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Deh map b at
maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Deh masterlist b at
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
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On deh masterlist I haz mading linkeez tu deh kololonee mapz fur awl deh peepz in deh kololoneez so u kin jump rite frum deh peepz name tu deh map deh peepz b on. If dere iz no linkee, dey b on deh main map.
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Fur maor info on deh mapz adn how to seeing awl deh peepz at wunst, plz go to cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/ (it b a long paige adn u will haz tu scrolling down kwite a wayz tu finding it, but it b dere. I promiss.)
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Wii now return u tu ur irreglar commintz.
Adn now wii b up tu 301!!!!
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Giv a big welkum tu deh gnuest peepz on deh map. Just since friday, wii haz ben joynd bai deh MarquiseFelinette, Duffy, Kitten Whisperer, BGCMeowrrrr, jmcrash, InfamousQBert, adn AngelPlume.
*psst – dew you mean 331??*
um…..ya…… mai finners …dey donutz awlwayz du wut I tellz dem tu.
Whut?! Hao can we nawts has peeps in toahse staets?! Speek up, cheezpeeps! We no u iz owt tehre!
An furthurmoar, I no tehre mus be cheezpeeps in Hawaii, becuz I wuz just tehre! An ebrewhar I go, whut I see? KITTEHS. Happee Hawaii kittehs at teh beech, happee kittehs at teh cawfee farmz, happee kittehs in teh lava fields, happee kittehs on teh mowntins, ebrewhar!
Wun tym, I wents to Borderz to log on teh internets, and my husbind com insyde an say, WAIT til yousee whut be neer owr car! Whut it be?
KITTEHS and mongooses habbeng a snakc in purfec harmonee. Tehy nawt has a hoam, but peeps taek gud caer of tehm:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarahphrase/3000462559/
Nuther tyme, we viseted cawfee farm an I neel daon to say hello to cawfee farm kitteh becuz I miss mai own kitteh. An she crawl up in mai lap an purr an purr. Wuz sweet *sigh*
So I NOES we has kitteh luvurs in Hawaii, becuz tehre be lawts of happee kittehs tehre.
uv cours teh kittehs iz happie in Hawaii. Iz so much sand all over.
*splort*
dis liddel bebbeh kitteh wil keep teh lite on 4 teh soljer til he komes bak home.
*snif – wieps tears*
whut a sweetie!1!
Oh noes! Another splort!
Weeeeeeee! Here comes the CCC, roundin teh cornur on 2 wheels.
*Gets out broom and gently gathers grey matter into heap
*Washes liberally with sparkly water, hangs up to dry in sunnyshine
*Gently packs back into Brainfires head
*Replaces skull top
*Pulls CHRG/wdoi over BF’s head (mmmrphh. BF head bery large to hold all dose brayns. Glub tight)
*Skreee! Rips some tape from the ducky-shaped dispenser, secures CHRG
*Wraps blankie, shawl-like, over BF’s shoulders.
*Notices BF has drifted off to sleep, so leaves a hot drink on the end table next to the chaise longue
*Tiptoes quietly out of room
*sigh*
fank u, Q. mai braynes iz bak n2 mai brayebox bone. ai sipz teh nyce hot drinkee n goez bak 2 sleep.
*ssnnoorreezzz..zzzz*
dis da bes kapshin evar
Tihs lolpik bees jes tuu muches foar me tudaiy:
Iyt maikes me haz a sad adn awlsoe a deeprehssed; kan nawt handel iyt rite naow!
Deer Ceiling Cat: pleez, pleez tuu halp us awl!!!!!!!
{{{{{{{{{cheshirekittehkat}}}}}}} yuo bee sowndin lyke yuo bee neeedin dat plz dun bee sad
ohhhhh mai sweet {{{{{CKK}}}}} fren……… plz tew not be teh sad or despweshed…. jus tew cum hyer an we will hug yew an sqweeeeeeze yew an cawl you on time fur dinner!!! schmoooo
well sayd jamamakitty! we awl leen on eachodder heer n can awlwais depens awn our cheezfrens to lyft our spirits wen dey gits too droopin!!!
Awwww cheshirekittehkat!! Do yoo hav sumwun hoo iz there??
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Noes; Ai jes feels badd iyn genrull bowt awl teh soljure peeps dyeing inna waurs; mai hart hurtez foar thems…..
I cried…Matthew Keene saids volumnz. All honor, love, gratefulness, and dignity to our men & women at arms. They savez us.
u iz a splortz queen. u can stays wif mee til he gets bak.
But pleez dont maik me cri enni mor. snuggle-snuggle!
Awwww I wud neber furgit a kitteh dat lubbed me sooo moch
I hope dat guy/gurl stays sayf
*kwies liek widdul gurl*
Deer Hell Hath No Fury!! LOL!! Ai think yoo ar noo – an WELKUM to ar happee playce.
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An ai must say – yur nayme awlwaiz maeks mee gigglol!
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D’yoo knoe teh Pogo vershun? ” Heath half-nosed furry-like a woman’s corns?”
Mmmm furry Corms and Heath bars
and tank yu
I lib in a town wit 4 militaree basis, I knoe wut its lyk habbin yer bethteth frenz leev….and sumtymes nawt come bak
Mai awful typing – let me show yoo it!!! Shudda bin “Health” – ov corse. But enjoy yur Heath Bars – thay ar mai absolute FAVORITES!!!
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An waht town iiz that?? Ar yoo awn cweenmj’s marvelous CheezPeeplMap??? Just email hur cweenmj@gmail.com – wif yur town, countreee – an maybe a liddle lion about it – an she’ll bee happee to do it!!
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An ai used to werk fur teh Armee – fur menee yeers (nawt IN, jusr werk fur), so ai know waht yoo meen about frenz. . .
Bremerton, Wa. We have Puget Sound Naval Shipyard and Bangor Nuclear Subbase wittin 15 mins of mai howse, Fart Lewis, McChord AFB, an Whidbey Island Naval Air Base
Oh an I werk as a welder on teh Newkular submareens an alsow at teh Mikrosoftness, making interwebs materials foar the boats when tey come into drydawk, so almowst awl mai frens and cowerkers are militaree
Oh hai, HHNF!! I just wandered frew and sawing dis post, so I puttinged u on deh map. I hopez u don’t mind. If u dew, plz tu riting mii at cweenmj@Gmail.com kuz i prolly won’t b bak dis way. Dat b wai i ushulle only putz on peepz hoo emayoing mee… moar reliablol dan kownting on deh commintz tu making kontact.
Wor and Pees
What a moving photo…..
Kittehs can teech hoomins how to be safe & come homes kwikly!
Ai prays tu CC dat dis brav hooman coem hoem saf tu da littlol babee!
Dis makez me fink uv ma sisterz boy – he beri small and she going to da States for week uv works and himz giving his most faborit stuffed animal – a littul seal dat himz alwiz sleepz wif and putz in himz mouf – for her to take – “so u will not furgit to fink of me, mom!”
Plz tu be karefull wit dem big boots, Mister Soljer. Not want to be hurtin teh sweet behbeh kitteh!
Tu sad tu splort. I hoep kitteh’z hoomin kumz hoem fr gud sune.
An nawt be cheetin on meh wif dose desert kittehs! I seen dat newz storee!
I was here earlier and was a bit sad at the picture, but I read alllllllll these comments and get a good laugh…you guys have waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much fun!
Ceiling Cat willing, may they all come home soon.
/something in my eye…
Now Army supplies support system come wif kitteh for your emotional needs!
Y WerPretzel be eatin mah postses? Y?
*hug* it did dat to mee all day yesterday. It has teh ebil aifinkso. Here has some cookies fur comfort! *hands over freshly baked chocolate chip cookies*
Thank u
Dis pikshur….it maeks meh hab a sad. It maeks meh fink of mai cuzin hoo had to go to Iraq. *sighs and cries* *moobs ober to corner*
this makded me cry.
mai troopz
i supports them
I don’t know if I’m mad at you or what. I almost wanted to CRY!
Sarjint Fluffycuddles dispenses snorgles to the troops
Awwww, I gonna send dis to mai mama. She ovur in Afganeestan nao, but she be howm fur teh xmas. I wuvz yoo Mommee!!!
This should be called a sob-out-loud cat instead of a lolcat
So cute though.
I started crying when I saw this. I’ve sent it on to several friends of mine who are in the armed forces. This one pic captures so much . . . .
AMEN — May all our service people come home to there kitties & families safe & sound & the kitties will welcome them with open paws & lots of kissies
My request is the same as the kitten’s. Come home safe, guys…
And make sure Bin Laden gets what’s comin’ to him.
If there be no boots, there be no war.
Outcastedly, i say NO MORE SHOWING UP for TEH WAR OF ZEE TERROR!!! No soldiers, NO WAR!!!
My husband is in Afghanistan and every time I talk to him, (only once a week or so this deployment), I describe the antics of our 2 year old daughter and our kitteh. This pic made me aww in a saddish way thinking of how that soldier’s going to come home to a growned up kitteh kind of like my hubby will come home to a totally different little girl after missing a year of her life.
i apologize for teh lacking of teh lolspeak, I haz teh dumb and no ken brain gud tonight.
There’s no need to apologize, divadragon. Lolspeak is optional here as long as you speak nicely, which you do. And when we are discussing serious matters we often drop lolspeak, too. You are welcome here to share your story. Ai has a sad dat ur hubby will miss so mush preshus time wif his lttlol gurl and kitteh.
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Wen ai camed home frum teh big sanboks, ai snorgled mai kittehs reel gud – den teh lil’ one, Baby, runned out and camed back wif a big fat shroo!!!1! Her wuz soooo prowd uv herselfs, an prezenteds it to me – an den purred an purred.
wile ai wuz dere, in teh big sanboks, ai hadz a lil fuzzeh stuf bunneh frum mai sis frum Eester – ai slep wif himz cuz ai missed snorglin mai kittehs. Den wen ai camed home he sat in mai caree-on bag cuz hims NOT want to be baggaj! An naow himz a veteran an retierd an sitz nex to teddeh baer on speshul shelfs.
An Baby an Mousie an me, we awl livez happuleh eber after – an we wantz awl teh Soljerz an Saylurz an Ayrmenz an Mareensez to comez home an livez happuleh eber after an snorgle dere kittehs.
no farez
i come to lolcats fur lulz, not teerz
Ah…so sad…my son was in that hot, dry, dangerous place a while ago….and he’s going back soon………I criez
Takes me along!
I dun all da basic trainings.
U can check litter box..
Iz fully battle reddy.
Meelz Ready to Steal Inspektr!
Oh deers. I has a heartwrench :’(
Wen ai wint to da big sanbocks, ai had too goggies. Wail ai wuz awai, wun uv dem wint to be wif Ceiling Cat. Ai had a reel bigg sadd.
Deez be sad lol…
Ah hug kitteh too makez him feelz betta *hugz teh kitteh*
Sad and sweet.
Pleeze make shour to protect the kittahs over seeeze!
*sigh*
sadly, s/he mite not forget you,
duzin meen he coms back
omg that is sooooooooooooooooo cute my mom is in the army i wonder if my cat would do that ………..yet in still he might not come back : ( pooooooooooor kitteh
may all our boys and girls come home safely and for good real soon!!!