Curse da metric system! It sounded so big when I ordered it!
goggie wuz stumpd by metric sistem awlso (via I Has A Hotdog)
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The Chafing! The Chafing!
Ai wantz mah munniez bak!
…an ai wantz mah festib abatar bak. *sigh* Stoopy WP.
I sees ur festive abatart nightshayde!
Multiplol purrrrrsunaliteez? Ai seein mah pinkee self. Jus deleetid cookies fur boaf ICHC & WP — lets see if ai kin see mah festib self nao.
*sigh*
On mah pyooter, ai iz still pink.
Nao ai seez mah festibenss!
ah naut see pretee red dresseses. Ah sees pretee pink dresseses.
Le *sigh*
Aye C pretee red dress, beri festib.
Dat’s berry straynj – Ai ownlee see teh un-festib NS!
*snert*
WP strange? say itain’t sew!
Yesterday at home I cudn’t see anyones but mine and one other peep’s, and u all cud! Now I can but u can’t…?
“I see WP-eated people…”
*movie announcer voice*
Coming Soon: Teh Elebentieth Sense!
Eye can c it on Internet Exploder. But eye canna c it on Phire Fox.
Ai iz on Exploder. *shrug* Gud fing ai lieks mah pink kitteh.
It’s teh uvver wai rownd fur me – nawt awn IE, but can see it awn Fyrefocks
ai nawt yuuzes teh exploder…..haoebber, ai CAN see moast ob ebbereewun’z abatarz…
…wiv intrust!
Just cleanin teh aquarium…
Ware teh fishies? Oh… um… I putted dem sumware…
Ai hoep it wuz a saef plaes…
*Buurrrp*
Um… yesh… very saef…
Ai wuz afrad ob dat!
Supoz it mattererz if Maus tawlkin 4 teh kitteh or 4 himsef.
Talkin fer teh kitteh, ob corse!
aha! ai noo yu wuz a ventrilikwistick!… erm… that yu kin tawlk yoozin uther peepls moufs.
kinda leik those low flo toylets.
Lo-flo tollet + hi fiber diet = just axing for trubbles.
teh noo wuns r suposed to be much improved, acshuly.
Teh tollets or teh diets?
ah, dere yu is… ware yu has bin awl dai? huh?
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didya sea whut dey did tu meh? trick chewee gum adn ebberyfing! ai had tu go tu teh joosing ruum… heer – sum GP Joose, juss squeezed, still warm, juss hao yu liek eet {{{lcb}}}
I has had a grate big bizzy today, no thx to u and ur weeeek weeeek off. I was gonna write a oolmpa lolmpa song for u but I didn’t has times. Hadda run here for this, dash there for that.
*takes glass of juss-skwoze, still-warm GP Joose*
*notices teh time*
*zooms off for next errant, spilling juss-skwoze, still-warm GP Joose allover GP*
hmm… aifinkso dose lites arownd yur hed is nawt so gud fur yu…
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~ Whut LCB donut no, cheezfrends, is dat she spilled teh GP joose awl ober hurr gnu fainting couch! Let’s see whut happens ~
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Otay, LCB bai bai… draib saif! Plz tu maek shore Mick uses teh booster seet! Donut forget mai dri cleening! * waiv waiv *
Ai haet metrik 2, kitteh
Ai needz tew fink owtsyde dis baux. Er dew sumfing owtsyde it aneewai!
Teh metrik nawt sew bad wen yew iz yoostoo it, ai suppoze.
Ai aer yoost 2 metrik fur syuntifik fings, but fur ebbridai lief teh owld meshurmints aer bedder.
*pours Annipuss a hectare of wine*
That’s owtsyde mai feeld uv nollidj
*offers Annipuss a furlong of cheez to go with*
Ai noe dat a liter iz liek a meter ownlee wetter
but if yu hazza thersteh, a pynt werks moer better
Ai liek sayin iz drivin 100 on teh hi-way. Juss doan tel teh oficer!
Ai nebber get tempereratur rite. Git awai frum 0c = 32f and ai’m teh lawst.
Ai noe dat 16C = 61F an 28C = 82F an Ai noe how 2 werk it owt, but iz 2 mutsh liek werk!
Ai noe dat -40C = -40F, but dat duzzin mattur bery offin.
Dat nebber happins in TTI – eggsept in an industryul deep freeze. Fank CC!
Heh — if we get below 40F in Suthurn Caleefornya, we kint funkshun prawpurrlee. Ai kint eevin beginnin to imagine -40 on eever skale.
*serves NS a fathom of ice creems*
*gets out 10 hogsheads of icee creems*
*brings a hunnertweight of sprinkles*
ai thot sprinklols kummed in kyoobits? ore wuz that kyoot-bits?
Noe, it’s stokk dat cums in cyoob bits
Dis mite takin a wile to nom.
*shaers wif awl teh cheezpeeps*
ooo….ies kreeem…
*nomnomnomnom ice creemz*
Fank u NS and LCB!!
Q Homer – “Mmmmm, ice creemz!”
ai nebbur memerbur ad da 9 oar subtrak oar mluti;py Own neece naim hur boi Kelvin. ai laf nd aks if iz saim az sentigraid.
add abawt 273 tew eet, adn yoo has eet….
it’s awful, wen dey say tis 90 digrees outsid den i alwais fink ‘wtf’ for a shekkund an then only i remember ‘oh yeah, tis dis nonsens systum’. i meen, both are obvoosly arbitrary but one’s mor dan thi othar.
See-thru liddurbawks – DO NAWT WANT!!!
english units = many betters
Iffn CC had meened us 2 yooze metrik, him wud haz gibben us ten fingerz… um wayt…..
*snerk*
n i haet teh english units that maek no sens i meen inch an foot an yard an miles and watnot. tis lik dis even mor nonsense tempretur thing dey use in de states teh ferh.. fharhe… teh not celcius thing !!
Poopie end ub da kitteh iz pointed rong ways fer nawt uh-oh, ahfinkso! O.o
See-fru lidderbawks culd be gud fur rmindin hoomens to skoop it.
Cud halpin wif dieting azwell.
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“No fankz – ai haz losted mah appetite.”
Dis stuf kno gud. Ai fix it.
Oranj tabbee berry prittee.
Hamstur gotta bee in heer sumwherez.
der is no hamstars in heer. only disapointsments
Noo an improoved kitteh plant. Juss add wattur an wach yur kitteh grow rite b 4 yur eyez! Maykes a grate Crizmas gifties.
Nao we needin Billy Mays to do teh commershul!
Schrodinger cheating onn hiz speriment.
A bazillyun burgerz fur u, Tribble!!!!1!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!
iz bary troo. Schrodinger nawt so gud affer awl
rite artikul…rong sighs…ratz
oh noes…ratz? Ai did not order dose: DO NAWT WANT!
nawt even conga ratz?
hmmm. wot’z happenink in dis pic?
Archimedes kittehs pur forming expearmint
Boasting kitteh sed “Wotch dis!!”
Catfish farm starter kit
D…
Digging to China, ur doin it rong!
Erthwerm massage therapy
Foot-in-earth disease
G…
Gee ware all the fishies go?
Hey – I don’t know ware all the fishies go
I don’t know howz to get out ob heer
Just jump really hi!
Kick that gravelly stuff all over teh plase furst.
Lik ur paw and luk innosent afterwards.
Makin home for da fishies
Not nomming fishies, really
Only three more feet to go
P…
Playin in teh gravull
Qwietly makin room for noo littul frenz
Resykling old ‘qwarium
Saving shinee fings fur latur
Trying to get owt
Uncuvering teh bottum
V…
Vizitin teh ded fishiez
Wishin foar moar fishiez (adnd cheezburgers, ob cawrse)
Xaminin the floor
Y? ai nawt knoez….
Z…
Zoo! At home vershun
Growing kitteh plant
Hyding evedence
Icey Dippin Dots icey cream
J…
Hmm…dat comentz posed tu bee unner lolcatburglar!
Ai swearz dey pays meh in metric!
Mai dad yoost 2 sai dat dey payed him weeklee wuns a munf.
*uses metric-to-old-skook converter calculmalator*
That meens he got paid oncet every… *tappity tappity* … 2.44 deciliters!
It wuzn’t berry mutsh watebber it wuz meshurd in!
dats bekuz teh manager didnt convert hiz hands to sekkunds…
WP musta borked the order!
off topic, I have a WP question – to see new comments, do you
just keep hitting refresh in your browser, or am I missing something?
Pretty sure you just have to hit refresh… at least that’s what I do.
U awlso get nyoo posts wen u post sumfing – but 2 keep up 2 daet, u haz 2 keep refroshin.
Adn wen deh commintz reechez 200, u haz tu klikk on deh “Show All”
and if you be botanikal, wachout fr da Ice Cween…
Attempt 1: Swimming wif teh fishes…FAIL
Kitteh not trying to swim!
Kitteh is looking for
Anemonemonees
Babel Fish
Crabs…
Dall Porpoises
Electric eels
Fish (teh clown kind!)
Goldfish
Hagelfish
I…
Wahoo! Ai jes finded owt meh skewl sposedlee hawntid! Hurray!
U likez deh ghostiz???
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oar iz u plotting tu “haunt” sumwun???????????
Sownz liek fun!
*runzbaktuskoolfastbforlaetbuscanleevndatapspeopleonshouldurndamoanzlowdnda* HuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuuuUUUUUU! *hiedzinnagarbagecanndaskreemzlowdndashootskepitchatwalllnda………*
stoopee weerdpretzel eeted wat else ai did!
*hiedzinnagarbiggcanndaskreemzlowdndashewtskepitchakrosstrewmnda…….*
STOOPEE WEERDPRETZEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitteh did not pay nuff attenshun to de-tail when orderin produkt. Now de-tail got left owt.
*snerk*
Fank you verrah musch.
ohai, duffy. good to see you. how you aer?
Ohai sweetpea, I is good! I was far far awai frum mah desk for a long time but am glad tu be bak.
How yu?
astaralagical kitteh
is an Acquarian
Cursing the wrong system…
ohai! i recugniezez ur abatar!
ai agreez
Dis jes a test..ai tryin to fix mai profile…
Test fale…ai fix an beh bak latur.
izzit still borked?
I nawt noes, kitserina!! It keep comin up wif da http awn it…I tryin agin wif dis commint tu changes it on da URI…lemme see if dis wurk…*sighs* Ai nawt gud wif compooters…dey is a mistery tu meh. Lemme see if dis post wurk so ai kin clik on mai bloo name..it used tu work.
Cheez am nawt spelt wif teh “s” , Aye finkso… juss sayin
Fanks yu smammie, ai feels liek big stoopy, an nawt want tu eet up commints wif mai pleh compooter problems. Cween wuz sew nice tu trie tu halp wif mai URI…ai gonna change it tu a z…lemme see if dis wurks.
Oops, luks like ai wroted down a z…den typee in an S….aifinks dat fixes it.. Ai kin clikee awn mai bloo name nao..kin yu tries an see if dat wurk? *waits wif embarissment*
Ifn ai trais wif http, weerd pretzel eets awl ob mai commint. *powts* pyooters can be a misterie!
Oh, hai, KCT, ai agrees!! Mai URL gawt borked an ai nawt sure hao ai did dat…aifinks ai fixed nao, at leest fur mai bloo name, ai still needs tu get WP acct sew ai kin hab abitar…Aifinks ai beh like Scarlett…ai fink bout dat tomorrow!!
Umm… I don’t get it.
how can u NOT get it?!
the cat ordered a catbox on teh interwebz and teh measuremintz wur in teh metric systum. he doesn’t unnerstand teh metric system so he bought teh catbox in a tu-small size. now he’s cursing teh metric systum n commentinz on how big it soundid wen he ordered it. NOW do u get it??
Curse yooz fuh notz tawkin wike wun of deez idyots!
Stupid. If I orderz 5 thinkin it feetz I getz 2 bigz in metric. I can haz 5m tank?
dependz. dis tank looks more 30cm wide. if yu sink dey r inches then yu getz too small.
NO!
BAD!
THAT’S NOT THE CATBOX! D;
SO FUNNY! I LOVE IT!