Ai jus maked a lil mess but Ai kleen it awl up, ‘k?
mebbeh u can halp dis kitteh wif her mess.
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den I’ll just swallow the ebidence
Pleh! Swallog a dishrag? DO NAWT WANT!
Good morning to you both. Coffee and an almond croissant, rd?
Mmmm…. almond croissant…
You takes the croissant, I shalls takes the coffee. I needs it a lot naws
house keepin kitteh iz onna job!
Ai gots mai blankie, am off to bed nao. *yawn*
OH NOSE… no cumments yeat.
Oh, and Hai eberywun, Iz newbie, tis mai furst time to makes a comment.
ohai, Angelmama! clappity-clap fur ur furst comment!
Walkum Angelmama 2 dis happi plaes!
ohai angelmamma! Welcome tew cheeseland!!!!
Gud moarning/afternoon/ebening Angelmama!!
Wlkum tu Cheezland!! Dis b a most wundermus plais tu playing!! Deh fudz haz no kalreez and deh drinkez haz no alkeehawl!! Adn ebbreewun kin sing and danz beeyootimouslee!! Adn u kin dew eennneeefing u kin imagining!!
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Cum wif mii tu deh ty booteek adn wee will get u a welkuming prezzee. Mai pal Gibbocat runz deh booteek adn it b stawkt wif deh most dee liteful fingz. Dere b deh silkee tyz wif kittehz on dem uv korse, fur deh peepz hoo haz tyz fur deh furstest commint. And dere b silk kitteh skarvz, adn bobblol hedded kittehz and kitteh faised lawleepopz, and Cheezland sno-globez, and Cheezpeepz Map blankeez, adn kitteh joolreez, adn kitthe windchimez, adn kitteh wevvervanez and kitteh KatMaus ornamintz…..deh mind just bogglolz at awll deh fingz in heer.
**handz Angelmama a 50z baving cap wif Poinsettaz on it
**tu help kuntrol deh Splortz**
…Lukz like u will needing it fur deh neggst LOL.
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*Handz Angelmama a hot mug o koko wif wippee kreme*
Cheez!!
WEll, fanks yoo all for ur wundafful messagiz of wlkum. I will bees cummin bak to dis lubberly plaise agen. As yoo cin see, mai lol-speak iz wekwaierin sum improvimints.
Ohai Angelmama! Welcum tew Cheezland!
Yu nebba no it happen wen I dun.
oh, rodney – woodn chewe rathr hav sumthink yummmyer too sillybrake yuor dandee NAWT SEKKIND? I jsut baykd sum brwoneze – an wudja wana joyn mee inna choklit martooni too?
an wee cna danss a RAGG (to SKott Jopplon muziq…)
Pee Eww! Cat pee iz teh stanky!
Considerate cat is … considerate!
@@@@@!!!!!
Label said domestic PET. Box contaynd domestic HALP.
Nawt that we’s complaying…
Ai’d go fer taht any dai!
I traid tu teech mai kitteh to tayk out teh trash,
but hee wont du it.
He keeps puttin’ teh dawg out insted.
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B’dum bump.
{{{{{Ai’m so glad we ar seeing moar of yoo! You’ve BIN MIST!!! An ai dont meen that in jerman!!
ai kan’t eben teech mai hubbeh tew halp, fink maibe teeching mai kittehs wuld be easiyer?
LOL!! Wun cud awnlee trai!!
Mai kittehs taek owt teh trash….tehy taek it owt ov teh garbij kan.
mai domestic skillz, let mee show yoo tehm!
er… whut’s gud fur gettin da bloodstayns outta da carpit?
ai’z just askin… u nawt needz 2 get up…
LOL!!! This REELEE maed mai mourning!! Ai’m SOOOO glad yur bak, AllyBally!!!
ai iz still hangin arownd, but ai iz practisin maykin da lolz sum uf da tyme!
And ai’m shur yoo ar gud at it!! Yur commints heer ar awlwaiz so funneh!
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Alas – ai just can’t do it. Ai’m sumtaimes funny – but nawt in that way! Lucky YOU!!
It’s a talunt ai reelee wish ai had. But ai’m glad that yoo share yurs!!!
{{JCH4K}} iz eezee 2 b sillee… nawt so eezee 2 b carin an lubbin eberybuddy lyke u duz! ai haz a respeckt fur u!
Tru, tru. Janetz lub fur awl deh cheezpeepz b deh glu dat holdingz us tugezzer.
{{{{JCH4K}}}}
wel, she iz, affer awl, teh JANET !!!!!….( oar datz wat ai telz her…..)
Cordin 2 mai birf cvert serti crtifi peece of paypur, Ai bez Janet 2. Iz gud, meenz “grace ob ceilin cat,” affter awl.
u be calling Janet “glue”? oh oh
Ohai Tidmum, Ai fink dat WP haz eeted ur messij – u aer in WBT, but nawt in teh fred.
Happened tu mee yesserdai. Mye comment still hazzsent shown upp!
An luk, they took awai mye hollidai Enterprize gravatar!
I see it Tribble! U has a wreath!
Ai see it TOO!! *gasps in awe an wundermintz*
Hmmm…eye canna c it on phire fox. Wundur whi?
Woah… wreeth iz here on Internet Exploder! How puzzeling…luks lyke eye needz a teenage boi tu answer dis puter qwestion fur mee! Dey izza onli wunz dat unnerstand lectronic stuff!
U will haz tu go tu Tools > Options and nom deh cookeez
and also Clear Private Data (under Tools).
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*crossez finners dat dat werkz.
Deer halpful cweenmj! Wai izzzit that AI can see tehm an Tribble cannawt. An ai cud see yur gorgeous OhIsee cween long before yoo cud.
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This puzzles mee grately! LOL!! But then – what duzzn’t??? ROFL!!!
Oh kay, eye give dat a tri. Fank u mye cween.
BTW, eye lub teh gravatar u have onn Internet Expolder.
Izz berri prettiful!
It wurkeded! Eye can c teh noo gravatarz!
YAY!!! duz a liddlol happetayl dans.
twurl and spin and glide and dip.
Nuffin bedder dan seeing deh avatar u
wierkinged so hard tu make.
Akchewalee Karen mayde dis wun fur mee before eye eben
hadda chanze tu pikipimp mye owld avatar.
ai can see it awn safari and phire fox. Ai’ve updated to teh laytest vershun – kinda sorree ai did, becuz nao ai can’t favorite on teh home page.
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But yoo ar still luking very charming! Ai wud laik to see Kirks’ face! Did they EVER decorate for Christmas??? I’ve seen tehm awl . . .original, eneway.
Sew dat’s whi eye canna favorite. Eye wuz wonderin bout dat.
Fank u Janet!
Noe, eye doan’t renembur dem decoratin fur Crizmaz.
But haz been awhyle synce eye haz watcheded it.
Eye useded tu lyke it wen dey wood haz a Star Trek
marathong weekend onn tee vee. Now eye fink dey onlee
haz ST on cabul.
Ai wuz living in Yurp wehn it furst cayme out – an mai deer Dad tayped EVERy episde fur mee – an he dint eben laik Sci Fi!
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Tho maybee he groo to laik it – akxhoollee – he nebber sed – an ai nebber asked.
Wii tayped it tu. But dem taypes izz getttin owld
and sew iz teh VCR! Wii will bye dem sum dai wen dey settul
onna DVD or blue ray or whutebber.
Aww, yr Daddeh sew nize. Eye betchew he didn’t mynd
watchin dem.
Ohai, Janet n Tribble- ai b confuzeld- yur daddi taped da st fur yu ? da oig series? but dat wuz 1968- no vcr’s den. my daddy bot da furstest vcr available to peeps, an dat wuz, liek, 1977, oar 1978. an yu saying st nawt on dvd ? but we hazzit heer on dvd- sawwy, ai nawt gettin what yu b sayen.
Wii tayped it wen VCR’s were availabul.
Eye haz seen ST onn DVD, but huzband wants tu wayte
tu see weathur DVD or bloo ray machinez iz gonna be teh
machines avalilbul inna fuchure.
No sence in buying 8 track iffin
cassettes is gonna bee teh teknowlegee uff the fuchur.
Ai thot 8 trax wuld b teh 1 becuz tehy wur sew mush sturdier tahn cassettes, nd tehy played ober nd ober (noe auto reberse on cassette players bak tehn). Mai loss.
Phillipe lost a commint yestrday – and ai’ve lost several, too. No wun knows waht’s happening. Ai don’t know if enewun haz written to teh Burgers. Purrrrhaps we shud. . .it’s getting serius.
My Finch bringed me teh prwesnt leik dis yesterdee. Him killeded danjoorus, vissus critteh adn den he brang it too meze.
I am safe now…scrap payperz in yard be verra afraidz, tho.
Heee!!
Be afwaid.Be vewwy afwaid. Teh scrap papers be be teh danjermowse beesties O.O
{{{{{tidmum}}}} {{{{shaungrl}}}} LOL! Ai’m reelee getting sum Mary Mintz this morning!!
You teh funneee, JCH4K, I say outloud, “whatz mary mintz” adn as I be sayin it. Oh, headdesk. dat is makin mai dai. fank joo. and {{{{hugs}}}} ritez back to joo.
Is teh Merkin test (but Ai gergits wot aksents) – in (unspessifyd) Merkin aksent, “Merry Mary Marry Murray” awl teh werds sownd teh saym!
Teh “is yu Merkin or Canukistan?” teh test is teh werd “Out” – Merkins sai “Owt”, Canukis sai “Oot”
An teh “Is yu Ostaylianun or Gnuzeelandish” is teh werd “six” but Ai can oenlee tell yu hao taht is sed, ober in teh Nawty Barn!
I hearz you, Ambercat. I iz verra ana-annual-picky bouts my speekies. Datz what an old picky Auntie, who were Engwish majur, does for (to) joo. sigh. (She passeded now, but she would die when to comes to dis site OR she would LOLLOL for long timez) I can say “pen, pan, pin”. I askeded for “pen” whenz needz a ritin thingee. But I unnerstandz dat mary thing immedicate…uh real gud real fast.
Oot???? As in ‘hoot’??? Ai has libbind heer in VLC foar foartee-fibe yeers (TTI foar sebben bfoar dat), an has nebbur sed ‘oot’ (hoot) foar ‘owt’ (house), nebbur ebbur. Ai’s nebbur hurd enneewun ells sed ‘oot’, eevur, nles dey has teh Skotteesh aksint. Butt (*!*) den, wut ai heers wen Merkins seds ‘out’, ai wud spel as ‘eeawt’ – iznit funnee, mebbeh wii stil has teh aksints wen wii spels inna funettiks? LOL (wif teh haf-Ingerlish-haf-Kanajun aksint)
Dey sez kittehs iz kleen animals. I guess dey iz rite!
a halpful kitteh??!? *rubz eyez in disbleef* Wat is dis whirrld cuming tew?
He is campaining for teh arrival of Sanity Claws. Wantsta get off teh “Nawty” list.
mai sekurity blankee – let me show u it.
Kitteh Kleen wipe-up pads! For all ur maintenance needz!
I’z tu ustawnisht tu b angree.
Aww i wish my catz wud do that evry time they mak messez.
ANERABUHL kittoon! Luks lyke wot happinz at mai howss, wiv mai Maryam kalikoe.
Forgive the lack of Lolspeak (maybe you can translate), but…
That is one BEAUTIFUL cat! I love the color/pattern… And that expression!
WAAAANT!
Hallo, hallo, ai obber here!!! YOOO HOOO, WARE ARE YOOO!!!!
*shuffles feet in leaves…shuffle shuffle shuffle, sniff*
dont crai!!! here has a hankie
*takes hankie, bloes noes loudly* Heer, want it bak? ur shall ai keeps it? 8)
Nawt tu say nuffin bad…but…dat goggie site…um..dey pretty clever wif der commints, eh? Aifinks da peeps should let us hab more ub der space, since dey nebber seem tu go over, lets say, 50 commints…
KK4, wud yew emeow me yer IRL snail mail address? ai haz sum books ai buyeed dat sounded rilly gud but ai cuddn get into em…….. ai need another perspective……… if they’re gud send em bak if nawt take em to teh old peeps place……or sumfin
yea, ai du it rite now.
Oh, duh, let me gib you mai reel one…*duh de dum dum…*
Ok, it’s on yur emeow….
oh gud…….. like ai sed if teh buks is stoopie it’s otay…..nawt dewin inny gud here
wtf happnin wif dis website now?? ai clik on yer name an nuffin happns……..grrrrrrr
ai meen up in teh hoo be tawkin….ushully ai clik onna name an it goes der, but not now…..wut up?
ai gunna luk rilly quik an see iffn ai showed up on goggie site yet…..onnee be a minit
Did yu show up on goggie site? Dat nawt seem liek fun site tu meh….
nope not……. wuzznt bad idea tho……..no commints tew speek ob
oh the books are by Karen Moning
Dark Fever
Bloodfever
Faefever
yew can luk on amazon an see wut dems about…….sounded rill gud wen ai had mai gift card, but ordered online from Barnes n nobel and dem jerks wudden take em back…….. nawt shoppin der no more, nuh uh
Ai goes check dem out, brb.
Well, dey seem liek dey wuld be good books, but, did yu git dem an dey nawt seems dat good nao? How did yu like da twilight one? Nao dat ai dun wif da kwilt, ai kin reed agin.
ai liked teh nawt second twilite buk but got kinda high centered in teh nawt third wun ……… an ai knew seh had peeps wanted tew read it an ai has sum pratchett stuff ai wants tew try………. so ai tuk em bak tew her an sed ai will try again another time
Da Kim Harrison books are good, an ai like JR Ward books tu. Sumtimes aifink dat peepls kinda max out on der first books, an de nextest ones arent as good. Den yu feels cheeted! Books aint cheep!
well at leest teh wuns ai sendin yew wuz frum a gift card fur fillin out a helf kweschunair at werk……. ai finks dey wanna find peeps wif helf prololms fur many reeesuns….
Ai fot ai fix mai bloo name, ai kin clikee on it, but ai only tries it on da commints, nawt on da hoo be tawkin one…lemme try dat an see wat happins…Ai emeowed yu mai IRL street address.
hewrro…how eberbodee?
ai iz gud……. yew gettin gud at findin stuffs!! YAY
KK4 yer bloo linkie werkin now…… yew gets a gold starrrrrrr
Jkitty, ai nawt noes how it gotted borked…but if yu kin clikee on it, it must be okai, yesh? Ai wanna download sum more ub mai kitteh piks on der, but ai fot dat ai wuz gonna hab tu start all obber agin an chanj mai name…
s’werkin………load aweigh!
Cool deels!!! It akshully kinda cold heer nao..nawt freezin ur annyfing, but ai been waring socks an hab da space heeter on all day lately. We nawt hab heeter…so wen it gets da cold, we take space heeter frum room to room wif us!
Why noe heeter?
okay reality czech here, plz
can yew guys see the who be tawkin box wif peeps names
ai refresed like elebenty times an still nawt see it…..
ai finkso ai is in an alternate uniberse
nebbermind, teh website horked up a hairbawl aifinkso…..an iz feline a liddel beddar
Ai see you… iz nawt in anutter universe.
jus lotsa strange stuffs goin on……… but ai keeps tellin maiself, nawt costin me no munnies…jus a lotsa mai time LOL
Oh hai, C.rose!!! How yu doin? Iz it cold in yur nek ub da woods?
Dey say wii gonna get sleet an snow mix..ugg. An ai sapposed tu go tu babysit tu morow. Ai aint gonna git mai sef kelled. How bout yu?
Yuck oh!! How far yu sposd tu dribe tomorrow? Ai nawt miss dat weather…well, ai miss it, but ai nawt miss driving in it!!
We hadded froze rain earlier, Naow we gets 3+ inches of snow on tawp still snowing. Wuz onlee sposed tu git 1 inch of snow. Teh wind is the pleh 20+ mph.
Oh, noes, WRr…fur a while ai libbed in Grand Lake, CO…up in continental divide, biggest town by us was Winter Park. Ai hab picture ub thermometer on bak porch at 20 below, it gawt tu 40 below a few times…..NAWT WANT!!! Duz yu hab tu plug yur car in at nite so dat oil nawt freez?
2o miles wun way. but da old car slide lik et haz bawd tires. aint worth spit en da snow lett alon sleet an ice.
yew is up in teh plains, yesh? izznt dat wut dey cawls it?
Be da kareful, Crose!! Mebbe if dey need babysitter dey kin bring tu yur haus? We hab wall heeter dat nawt wurk gud, an is on da onlee wall dat we kin put tv against, so, nawt ebber uses it. Ai nebber fink bout it much til it gets cold, den ai jes bundle up an uses space heeter.
Nawt that cold heer. Iz 20F Nawt haz moar then 1-2 days below 0 moast winturs.
Ai on da Mississippi river. Iz yu tawkin tu mi?
not dis time, CCR…….. ai wus tawkin tew WRr, if ai members ritely hims up in souf dakota………an ai fink dey cawls em teh plains?
Is still da pleh, WRr…ai hates tu beh cold!! Ai likes da summer time bedder! Seem liek wen its cold, yu jes wanna stay bundled up in one spot an nawt moov around tu stir up da cold air!
Yes I am onna Missouri Ribber in SD.
WOW…Ai tought ai wuz cold heer… nao ai feelz bad cuz ai keepz it bout 68 in heer. Mai huban haz diabetes an had quad hart surgry 3yrs go so he fwreeze easy. Ai hab noe circulashun soe git cold tu. Ai fweels lik we heet hogz oar sumfing…..
Hey, C.rose, ai gots family in MO…ai needs tu find out ware dey is out der..Dey tells me dat da mosquito is state bird…is dis troo?
HAHAHAHA Yu fabily iz pwullin yur leg. Da bluebird iz state burd but da misqeetoe keeps missourians frum gibin at da red cross…. Weer yur family frum? Ai frum Hannibal-near da top right han corner. Home of Mark Twain..haha
Hey dey jus show a pic ob kitteh inna cage dat iz on ICHC and floydfan had made a lol ub et, on da Leno Show
now ai noew ai iz inna altered uniberse…… no Leno here fur tew or three hours
Ai will fine out ware dey is…Dey used tu hab a cattle farm up in Oregon by Columbia river, den dey sold dat an mooved to MO…I’ll find out where so’s yu kin tell me wat it’s like der!!
yew are wun smart cukkie………cum down here wair it be wider fur writin!!
HAI JK- fanx. Ai tawked to cmj jus a min dis mornin’ cus she on gmail like mi and it sez her lite wuz green so ai sed hi but she say she nawt ussuallee nawt on so ai mosied awn. iffn you wanna tawk sumtiem ai on dere wit same name.
ai duzznt haz gmail………… hers n ai used tew tawk on my space but ai dont fink her likes tew be innerupted tew mush or sumfin….. dat map takes time yew noes – LOL
but if yew clik on mai bloo name unner teh websites down past teh fambly der is a link tew CHAT…….wich is prysma kittehs chatroom an innywun can play der.. yew shud go czech it out an gets registered an den we cud meet der an tawk sumtime?
Ai gonna goes tu bed nao…ai bin up since early gittin dat kwilt dun! Ai talks tu y’all tomorrow!! Nite nite!!
nite KK4…………sleeps tite!! tewmorrow is anuvver day
CCR………… did yew leeve me too?? *sniff*
ok Ai tried it but nuffin’ werkin fur mi tonite so ai try tomorrow… srry ai gonna haff tu git off an hit da bed cuz ai gotta go iffn ai can tomorrow. et iz 11:20 an ai gotta git up at 6am. {{{{{Hugs}}}}tu awl.
g’nite……….ai sine orf tew……….byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Sunshine came softly through my a-window today
Could’ve tripped out easy a-but I’ve a-changed my ways
It’ll take time, I know it but in a while
You’re gonna be mine, I know it, we’ll do it in style
‘Cause I made my mind up you’re going to be mine
Darn, ai missed ebbreebodee. Hope ebereewon iz dewin otay. Happitayl dreems ub mennee cheezburgers!
I think were alone now
There doesnt seem to be anyone around
I think were alone now
The beating of our hearts is the only sound
Ohai BDM.
Ohai WWR! Hao beh yew dis ebening?
Sowree tew beh sew sloo… ai s’pose ai shud goez tew bed… ni ni, WWR. Shmoo!
Ni ni, Ai be ok.
Ai nue kittehs wer sef cleening, but tihs puts taht fraze in a hole nue laight.
Hey giez, i gotted a sore froat frum eetin som old nastee pawpin-corn last nite, pllz plz send sum heelin beemz kthx. i haz a sad an a bad day
An shwimp.. Pweeze? I needs halp nao!!!
* wanders off mumblin to seff bout stoopy WP eetin commintses an wonderin how long it will take to clear up teh mess frum puttin Xmas twee an stickerations up*