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Why you bring dis home? Iz horribul blankit.

dis iz horribul blankie 2.

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  1. cheezburgercatz says:

    Yoo haf to admit itz warm thow.

  2. Mitts says:

    iz too hevee

  3. uniquekitty says:

    but keeps yew bery warm, wif awl taht floof

    • uniquekitty says:

      wut a beautimus kitteh

    • moe says:

      an izza cormvenyint patsy

      • kerrykatz4 says:

        Oh, hai, Moe, yu doin okai nao? Ai sure did hab da wurrys fur yu, an yu an da countree are still in mai prayers.

        • moe says:

          10Q, kerrykatz4! yes, i’z doin okai. But ai hazza wurry cuz fings nawt lukkin gud bitween India an Pakistan. Deyz bofe tryin tu stai kool, but menny peeps be tuu angree, an hatin. Sew we haz a wurry an needz teh gud wichez an praerz an gud akshunz, fur peece an happeh.

          • rhsb says:

            U gots ‘em, Moe. {{{Moe}}}

          • kerrykatz4 says:

            Yu gawts dem frum meh, an aifinks frum awl cheezfrenz here.
            {{{{{moe}}}} constant prayers an gud peecful thots tu yu an awl peeps in yur part ub da wurld!!!!

          • uniquekitty says:

            frum uniquekitty tew {{{{{{{{Moe}}}}}}}

          • kittyboocat says:

            moe, ai nebber sed tanx fur teh postinz onna yur webpage abowwt teh mumbai experience- tank yew fur lettin uz see teh wai it wuz fur yew. anna ai will sending teh pozzitib vibrayshuns owt ober teh uniberse, so dat all peppuls inna wurld will git along like teh cheezpeeps- anihopeso, berry much.

          • kerrykatz4 says:

            Moe, ai wants tu ask yu bout da kitteh…ai nawt member kittehs name…is kitteh okai? Aifinks kitteh was feral, an den kitteh was in building wen da ugleeniss happen…kin yu tells us bout da kitteh, if you noes annyfing?

            • moe says:

              tenk yew, kerrykatz4, rhsb, uniquekitty, BuddyDitzmores Mom, kittyboocat, (an odders awn preevius freds, tuu), fur yur hugs (regler an armer-playted varytiez, dey awl grate halp), an konsern, an gud thots an praerz.
              .
              kerrykatz4, ai cawlz teh kitteh Koko, an she r stray/feral kitteh wut libz inna striit bai mah offiss in teh hart ub teh sity. Ai dunno whar she wuz eggzakly wen gunfyr beginned (arownd 10:15pm), but bai midnite she had klymbed up tu teh 7th flore an wuz mewin unner teh taeblz in teh kafyteria. Wun awr tuu daze later ai seed her dere agin, wif her frenz — mebbeh dey wuz habbin a blokk parteh awr fambly reeyuniyun :)
              .
              ai donut seez her fur daze sumtiemz. Ebberytiemz ai finkso she mus be ded (lief preddy danjerus inna striit, wif rubbish fuuds an no helfkaer an bizzy traffiks). An den she shoz ups liek nuffink happind. She prolly jus tuu yeerz owld nao, an she nawt gonna libs lawng (izza lief ub a strae kitteh, after awl). Her bebbehs nawt surbibe – ai finkso she losted twu litters eggsep wun-two bebbehs dat sumwun taekd hoems.
              .
              Ai dunnoez hao to getz her spayed, cuz ai nebber knoez wen ai will fyndz her (awr nawt), an ai nawt haz a kar awr tiemz tu taek her tu teh aminul hawspitle laet inna nite (witch iz wen ai seez her, iff at awl). :(

  4. D.R. says:

    I think it tuched me

  5. kerrykatz4 says:

    Kitteh nawt noes wich way wurse tu luuk, up or down….one tacky, one hebby.

  6. Byg wite floofee goggie gunna leeve lawtsa hims wite floofeeniss awl oaver kitteh, hoo luukes oaverjoiyed at teh prahspekt……

    Tuu addez iynsuhlt tuu iynjuree, goggie sez:
    “Butt kitteh, Ai luuves yuu; weez BFF!!!”

    Kitteh sez: “Blaaaaargh!!”

  7. rhsb says:

    Mebbe moar comfy as pillolow?

  8. Benlofton says:

    Cumfy

  9. catamist says:

    OMG! Grey kitteh somtherd by goggie!!!!

  10. catamist says:

    um….smotherd? smotherdz? aw heck, drownded by smelliz goggie furz!

  11. kitteh iz awlmost kyoot enuff tew maek sum peepz splort…..ai’d get teh CCC, but ai nawt noez whar eet iz…

  12. annipuss says:

    Teh goggie iz horrblol 2!

  13. lolnascar says:

    Not as horribul as dat comferter ;-)

  14. rhsb says:

    Hey, wen ur desperit foar snorgles, eben fuglee bedspred an goggie mite be startin tew luuk gud.

    • kerrykatz4 says:

      Oh noes, rhsb!!!! *gibs rhsb pritty qwilt an um, sumfin bedder*

      • rhsb says:

        **perks up a liddlol**

        “sumfin bedder”?

        Caer tew elaborayte, oar iz dat pawsibull?

        • ai wuzn’t gonna sai eet…

        • kerrykatz4 says:

          Ai tries….hmmm, sumfin bedder
          Amarillo by mornin cowboy
          Brown hair, brown eyes
          Calls yu baby an meens it
          Devilishus smile
          Ears dat lissen tu yur ebbry word
          Finks yu are da sun an moon
          Great big shoulders
          Hunka hunka burnin luv
          Ingots of gold, mai deer?
          Jaguar car tu drive
          Kant live without you
          Lots of money
          Makes you laff
          Not has baggage, exes, or bratty kids
          Offers tu open door for you
          Playful and full of win
          Qweeps up an yu and tickles yu
          Rowdy, in a good way
          Sings yu love songs
          Tells yu bedtime storees
          Umbrellas to hold over your head wen it rayns
          Va va vooom, so handsome
          Waits for you to finish sentance
          Xrated conversation
          You are first in his thoughts
          Zooms to your defense when you need it.

          Ok…ai finish list by myself… lolz and hugs, {{rhsb}}

          • uniquekitty says:

            woo hoo kk4 – dat wuz teh awesum!
            *wunders, iz dere more tahn wun uv dese?*

            • kerrykatz4 says:

              *kk4 luuks at list* *luuks at husbin snorin on sofa* Hay, wut happin heer!!!???
              *gigglols* mai husbin gud man, him lubs kittehs, him wurks hard….but…*luuks at list agin, slaps self in face*

            • rhsb says:

              I has yet to find wun, let alone moar tahn wun!

              Uniquekitty – Ifn u find him nawt-sekkund, plz let me know if him has brudder.

              • kittyboocat says:

                ifin yew find ebbin one: bring in teh clones!

              • uniquekitty says:

                if ai find him nawt sekund, ai gib him tew yew – ai mayd misstake 2 tymes awreddy, nawt planning tew maik it 3

                • uniquekitty says:

                  but ai kan still dream! at least there ai did it rite at least wunce..

                • rhsb says:

                  My sekkund hubbeh is teh wun divorsin me rite nao.

                  Nebber thot I’d be marryed tew times, let alone diborsed tew times!

                  My baggidj, let me show u it.

                  • kittyboocat says:

                    {{{{{rhsb}}}}} iz nawt yew iz HIM! he jus has pecepticle handicap, yez….purr-sept-yule hanni cap, anibetchya!

                  • uniquekitty says:

                    iz teh pleh, izn’t it? ai wuld be divorsin mai sekkund hubbeh naow if ekonomee wuz bedder. ai kan’t afford tew trii tew support maiself adn mai boi on wut ai maik. ai agree, ai nebber thot ai’d be marryed tew tymes eeder, mai momcat adn dadcat wuz marryed almost 40 yeers wen mai momcat died, tehy wuz teh happiest couple ai eber seen – maiks mii wunder wut ai doing wrong??

                    • rhsb says:

                      It iz teh pleh. Berry musch sew, UK.

                      Eberywun in my immediate famlee is still marryed tew tehre oridjinal spowses. Parints marryed 43 yeers an still lubbin awl ober eech uther. Same wif gran-parents.

                      I admit taht nawt-sekkund hubbeh wuz bad eyedea. Wii nawt kno eeth uthur gud enuf an it wuz bad frum teh wurd “I do”. Him pumched me inna arm awn owr 6-monf annibersary. Wut a prezzie, huh? Josie an I were flyin bak hoem wun week befoar nawt-seckund annibersary.

                      Abowt 3 monfs afer I flew hoem, I fownded owt I had Melanoma, foar the seckund tiem (nawat-sekkund wun wuz in 1986). Wen I cawled him an tolded him, his reackshun wuz, “U wanna kno if insurins gonna pay foar it?” Nope jerkfayse, I jes thot u shud kno.

                      Sekkund hubbeh wuz soulmate, or sew I thot. Dunno wat happened tehre.

                      • uniquekitty says:

                        mai hubbeh iz teh mental adn emoshunal abusive. haz nebber hit mii, gud fing, him iz bery strong! mai brudders wuld kill him if him did hit mii, aifinkso. yre hubbeh’s reakshun tew yer melanoma sounds liek mai hubbeh. wen ai borked ribs (mai kyoot liddle mare bucked mii off), adn had a disc owt in mai lower back, adn eben wen ai had miscarriage, az far az he wuz konserned those fings wuz happening tew a total stranger
                        {{{{{rhsb}}}}}
                        reading yer commints ober teh past seberal weeks, rhsb, wii haz a lawt in common, aifinkso!

                    • kerrykatz4 says:

                      {{{uniquekitty}}} Ai noes, mai parent married fur 35 yeers, den dey gits divorcd, was kinna weird fur meh, but ai was alreddy grown. Ai awn 2nd husbin..we are hit an miss lately…ai always felt bad bout being divorced da furst tiem, mai parents on one side strict southern baptist, on udder side dey are strict, tent revival fire an brimstone nazarene…wuz hard fur meh. Den ai met dis ladee at wurk, hur tells meh dat hur on husbin #4..she seem fine, full ub spunk an joy…den ai stawp beetin maiself up sew much…

                      • Iffen it bee alwight fur me too bee talkin’ too? Ai can haz a simpafize.

                        Ai meetin’ mai husbin awn da interwebs. Hii and Ai seem too get alonwg riilly well. Ai go too teh TTI too bee meetingz him and hii comez heer too sii mii.

                        In teh end, we endz up mobin’ in togeber, but den hii go back too TTI becoz hiz mummi sayz she iz sick. Wen hii getz dere, she nawt sick at awl. Wile hii iz dere, wii almos’ break up but he deecide to cum back.

                        Den, wii decide to getz married. Jus’ befoar wii getz married, Ai lose maijob. After dat, hiz movver comez and takez him hoam.

                        Six monfs later, after mai dad died, Ai getz an emayo tellin’ mii he wantz to diborce.

                        Ai bruken-harted. Ai waited until Ai waz 33 too bee gettin’ married, an’ Ai fawt it waz gawin’ too last foreber. Gibes mii bad depression, in therapy and awn anti-depressants, but nawt wurk berry gud.

                        *Haz a big sad*

                        • Sew, Ai bee sending beeeeg hugz too yoo, RHSB, UK and KK4. Ai unnerstandz how bad it bee and haow muchez yoo awl bee hurtin’ … iz hard too bee luukin’ at ebberywun whu bee habin’ happee marriagez an’ finkin’ “Wai can’t Ai bee habin’ dat too?”

                          {{{{{RHSB}}}}}
                          {{{{{UK}}}}}
                          {{{{{KK4}}}}}

                        • BTW, Ai will bee teh nawt second diborce in mai family *sad faice*

                        • zaffy21 says:

                          I hearz you VSC. I donut has divorce but mai parents did
                          Is not fun to watch or be a part of.
                          Just remember teh husbands are teh stoopy if deh not appreciate you
                          You can now be a free independent woman with a new
                          means of discovery and happiness.
                          *hands over voodoo doll of husband* here, you can be uzing this until you recover from your depression. {{Very Shabby Chick}}

                        • kerrykatz4 says:

                          Awww, {{{{{{{VSC}}}}}}} Aifinks der comes a tiem in life dat yu hab tu lib fur yoo, an is hard wen famblee nawt unnerstans. Aifinks tu dat dese fings harder during da hollidayz, wen we sees da “hapee famblees” on da telly awl day an nite. Dis nawt halp much, ainoes, but, yu bedder off wifout hims…dat wuz nastee, unfeelin fing hims did, at dat hard tiem in yur life…yoo would always beh in mudders shadow, nebber bein abel tu pleez hur, an, he seems liek he moar consernd wif mudder den wif da marriage. Dat nawt rite!! Ai gonna see if we is frended alreddy..sew ai kin send yu ledder. Ai nawt chek mai profile as much az ai shuld…Big hugs tu yu, mai frend!!! {{{VSC}}}

                        • Fanqx too yoo bof … iz stinki fing hii did, Aifink awl hii wanted
                          waz sumwun too luuk after him, den wen Ai needz sumwun
                          too luukz after mii, he takez off. Iz nawt nice fing to do!

                          Ai guess it’z been hard coz Ai waitz so lawng to trust sumwun and
                          den he let me down wen Ai needed him. Dat nawt marriage. Dat
                          jus’ bee usin’ mii. Waz berry hoomiliatin’ … den too stick teh boot
                          in aftur mai dad bai sayin’ hii wanted diborce waz eben worze.
                          It jus’ bee makin’ mii feelz so bad abowt miiself … jawb, fail;
                          marriage, fail.

                  • {{{{rhsb}}}
                    .
                    dat man beh da stoopy tew beh diborsin yew. An dats da troof! :P

          • *sigh* tew badd ai nawt has munee and eggspensib car….

            o well…dey’re juss gonna hab tew deel wid it! :D

          • kerrykatz4 says:

            Well, aifot dat wuz guud list…ai nawt noes wat else ai kin du….

          • Haz Viki, Gloria; angelwaits says:

            Ooh. were kin Ai fin wun? WANT!!!

  15. nismo says:

    That kitteh looks disapproving. Such a disapproving face.

  16. nismo says:

    Goggie has a snuggle. Kitteh disapproves.

  17. rhsb says:

    Dagnabit! I’m prolly bowt tew get kicked awf teh pyooter an I can’t get teh STOOPY #$(*&%(%*& ROUTER to werk!

    Dis fing gonna be flyin thro the ayre soon….

    • kerrykatz4 says:

      CHEEZE AN RICE!!!!!

    • Ambercat says:

      Ai feel yur payn, rhsb, AI’s STILL nawt gettin mai rooter to werk, after stoopy haos gest borked it. An Ai neber got it to werk for teh upstayrs pooter ennyway. Ai’s wayting for mai IT-litrate frend to com bai an fix it awl for me. An mebbe he can re-toon mai tv so Ai gets teh local gnus for SW TTI, nawt NW and mebbe he can maek mai dvd/vcr werk again, an teh printeh, an stop teh fones goin “beedly beedly” awl dai an nite! An awl for a meel anna fyoo cups ov cawfee!

  18. mrs._z says:

    Goggie sez, “Iz wunnerful pilloh!” (Watch out, goggie–dat pilloh hav deh pointy endses!)

  19. laurmarie says:

    they are sssooooooooooooooooooo cute , together

  20. tabbycat says:

    mai goggie is wundrful n fuzzy bwanket :0)

  21. To cool site…way to go…..david

  22. lisa says:

    what with these googies they r crazie

  23. Meowy Kwistmas! And a hoppy ekwipse!


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