vodka kitteh saiz… iz 5 o clock somewherez
dis kitteh haz a drinkin problum.
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The Chafing! The Chafing!
Ai wish Ai had a fumb
Yeah, and even after u open teh bottlol, how u is gonna pore 2 fingers worth?
Hooze cowntin?!
WP is cowntin. Cowntin comments until yew get up tew 200.
Fortunately, ai fink ai fownd uh wurk-a-around.
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Iz a liddle slower dan clicking awn teh link directly, butt it beats scrollin’ scrollin’ scrollin’.
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Teh cheezez hab bin alerted.
gess he’ll hab too yuze teh hole paw.
wuttcha gonna doo? *shrugs*
*spits owt floof* ptooie!!!
Affer a few, u won’t care bout teh floof.
I is not as floof as u few I is. *hic*
Iz dat N-E-fing liek teh hare ob teh goggie?
Eye ov teh tiger?
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♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER LYANTHA ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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bet u wish u had ‘possablol fums, kitteh…
Yuzez mai clawz. Itz fyve o’klok in teh Moscow, ai am shur uvit.
waill, do u wantz drink n danse? 4 nawt seccund? but u already got teh drink akshully… vadka!!!
here’s, ill danse 4 u!
lala deda ♫
Plz to be stopping teh dansing!
Iz tewwible…
PLZ!
DO NOT WANT DANSING!
… plz to be going to danse classes…
da dada-da DA DA da da daaa….
wutebber…
yea, WHAI?! WHAI U ‘DO NOT WANT’ MAH DANSING? iz vewwy bootiful! is good dansin!
♪♫♪♫♪♫ *dansing continooze*
May I join you, r_c? Nuffing like someone telling me to stop something to maik me do it maur!!
*shimmies across teh floor to r_c
*engages in sum energetic jitterbugging
*oops? Dat was waltz tune? tee-hee, silloly mwa
*executeus flawless Viennese waltz with r_c
(I went to dansing school. Was utter failure)
Oh hai annipuss!!!
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I b borry ing ur tawp spot fur dis nownsmint. Korse, mai post wont b kwite so hi kuz i b kinda late wif dis.
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Oh hai!!
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heer b deh Cheezpeepz map gnuz. Wii now haz 326 peepz on deh map!!! But, can u bee leeving it??? dere still b statez wif NO CHEEZPEEPZ onnna map!!!
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“Wut??” u sez. “Yes,” I sez. Lukking at dis…dere b not a singlol Cheezpeep in awl uv Alabama, Alaska, Hawaii, Iowa, Mississippi, Montana, New Mexico, Rhode Island, Vermont, adn Wyoming!!! I noez sum Cheezpeepz b hiding dhere. Cheezee Peepz!!! Kum owt, kum owt wair ebber u r!!!!
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To git puttinged on deh map, sending an emayo to cweenmj@gmail.com telling mii ur ICHC name adn locayshun. deh map b fur awl deh peepz in Cheezland. I putz on ennewun hoo askingz. Noobeez, lurkerz, trollz, comminterz, hooever b asking. Wen I gits deh emayo, I will putting u on deh map and deh masterlist. Den I sending u a emayo bak tu letting u noez it haz ben dun. Itz just dat eezee. Adn if u b deh nawt-sekkund in ur state u gitz tu jumping up and down adn yelling FURST!!! adn no wun kin say meen fingz tu u.
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Deh map b at
maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=45.089036,-51.152344&spn=52.003799,124.980469&z=3
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Deh masterlist b at
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
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On deh masterlist I haz mading linkeez tu deh kololonee mapz fur awl deh peepz in deh kololoneez so u kin jump rite frum deh peepz name tu deh map deh peepz b on. If dere iz no linkee, dey b on deh main map.
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Fur maor info on deh mapz adn how to seeing awl deh peepz at wunst, plz go to cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/ (it b a long paige adn u will haz tu scrolling down kwite a wayz tu finding it, but it b dere. I promiss.)
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Wii now return u tu ur irreglar commintz.
Teh peepz frum Alaska bee bizzie watchin Russia!
(Sori, eye cooden’t rezzist. Eye ment no offence!)
ai can beeleev no peepz frum iowa… u duz nawt put urself forward when u iz frum teh midwest. izza sin, aifinkso.
(Soo Siddy, enneywun?)
:snert:
Resitance wuz shurlee futile!!
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LOl!! They ar awl waching frum their windowz!! (Tina Fey!! doncha just LUV hur??)
Janet, eye haz changed my gravatar.
Now we just haz tu wayte fur it tu show upp!
Ai sees it!
Yay, Tribble! Now u is teh festive AND u is in teh gallery! (kthxbuy.com/ichcxmas.html)
And firefox users, I didn’t see Tribble’s new avatar then I did a Tools / Clear private data then refreshified the browser window and viola! I sawr teh noo one!
taht iz teh hillareeous!!
Ai dunno Shirley Futile. Iz she awn teh cheezmap?
whai cweenmj! ANUVVER abatar! u can’t seem 2 maek up ur mind…
Can I be on mawp too? Iz in Europe, Holland
Oooh! Ai tink yu is R furst Hollandish peep! Juss sai “ohai” to CweenMJ heer cweenmj@gmail.com Donur ferggit to gib yur ICHC naem an wher yu wont her to put teh in in teh map!
Iz not a problm I can quits anytime i wantz… I jus dun wanna!
Dey tried to maek meh go to rehab,
butts I said noe, noe, noe.
Why go tew rehab when yew can go to wiihab
az in “Why doan wii hab anudder drink?”
noes… wii-hab! wii plai…
*swingz wii-mote controllr fing at genral direkshun ov tv*
Hae! ai gotz a wii tu!!
*PS I iz noo heer. Hello peeplz!*
Maikes noes diffrence; Ai kans drink iyt enneywaiyz; glug, glug, glug!!!
*heec!*
Plz 2 remembur 2 trink reshponseblee.
And donot drink while driving. Or while brestfeeding.
And donot brestfeed while driving.
Ai nebber drink wen Ai’m dribin – Ai mite spill sum uv teh drink.
U is teh vry wise.
Ai neber brestfeed wyl drinkin; Ai can only get wun ob tehm in my mouf at a tym!
They not make teh travel-size ones that is affordamable yet.
I haz a kwestyun……. wut duz u feeding deh brests???
Cheez Nips?
hed.
desk.
Ai doan remember. Ai hab uh bad mammory.
Butt there iz dis place down teh street that would know.
I fink it’s some sort ob owl club.
N-E-way, ai’ll ask wun ob teh gurls in there coz dey mus feed them A LOT!
K – Ai’m bak, but nao ai’m really confused.
Wut is sillycone?
A cuzin ov sillystwing.
Hmmm…Dat maiks sense I guess.
Coz wun ob teh gurls waz tellin teh udder bout her string.
She said it was teh ‘G’ kind.
But ai culd tell, there wuz nuffin G-rated ’bout it.
Duz dat mean yew feed brests underwear?
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*picture of NC66 skating awn thin ice with envelope stuffed in bak pawkit*
Ah, u jes wanted egg-skyoos tew go dere!
Oh noez. I neber bin der before.
Doan eben noe wut goez awn there.
They raise owl’s? Yes?
::cobers buffalo wing stain awn T-shirt with jacket::
Buffalols has wings? I nebber kno dat. I herd dat chickins has fingurs, but nebber saw tehm.
Wow….teh fing u lern onna interwebs…
An prorns has bawls!
I nawt has a bawl at my prom. Wuz kinda borin ackshully.
NC66, u r a gud danser – espeshully on teh fin ice.
Fanky romeow, but mai DID is killing meh.
Ai fink ai gunna take uh break and go lay down fur uh bit.
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::waves::
Bii bak later cheezpeeps
*Grabz NCz hand adn dey skating rownd deh rink*
*adn dey duz a tripplol throw axul.*
Weeeeeee!
Hey wait! Ai’m supposed to throw yew…
Aaaaaahh!
MY ENVELOPE – Nooooo!
LCB!!! Grab teh enveloap! It mite has teh munnies innit!
*mj landz periluzly klose tu deh edge uv
*deh rink…..
*wobblolz…..
*leenz left…..
*leenz rite…..
*armz flayling……..
**slides pillo under cween, jes in caes**
::snatches envelope bak frum LCB::
::throws envelope at struggling monarch::
::pushy envelope pushes cweenmj safely bak awn thin ice::
*crack* – oops
Wut are yew doin’ here?
I asked yew nawt to show up until yew had yor decorashuns awn.
*mj belly flopz spred eeglold ontu deh pillo
*and slidez akross deh rink,
* spinning slowly tu a stop.
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Oh boy, dat wuz fun!!!!
*skaytes up gracefulllyy- slydes to a stawp (WHERE iz AAzh when yoo needs him??) wif lots ov flying ice*
*grabs cweenmj by hur byootiful lawng skurt an pulls hur wif a swiftness to safetee.*
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*Brings sum cumfee pillos an hawt choklit so cween can recover frum teh friete!*
*graps pillo wif cweenmj awn it an duz a “crak teh whip*
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Wheeeee! LOL!!!
Cweenmj musta bean taekin bellee slydin lessons frum our beloved woodchuck!
Yew fink ai’m gonna miss teh Royal Follies awn Ice jes coz WP iz taken itz sweet time dressing mai abatar?
Fink again buffalo wing boy.
Oh mai aching DID.
NC66, ur duelling iden titteez be making mii lol!!!!
::snerk::
Yew sed ti…um…nebermind.
::goez to lay down in the NB::
*Wavez bai bai tu NC66!!
gud fing DK nawt here…….
iz plastic insert for torpedo-shaped bra
In da wordz of de immortal James Brown: Good Gawd, y’all! Dis commink is about 47 comminks out of plais. Belongs up wif: “What is a sillycone?”
Iz dat teh silly cone shaped collars teh vet techs puts on teh kittehs?
Uh bad mammory? Humor win, LOLspell Fail????
Inadvertent Pun?
dis berry gud advize!
ai tried tew commint diz wauz gud advize- hello! where did it gone?
oh noes! am loss in cyberspacinigness!@
cue teh caretroll … any minit now
*Has kitteh pore me a stoli while waiting on teh trolli*
::bellyz up tew teh troll bar::
Meh tew pweeze.
Unfortunately, all u can get at teh troll bar is a short one.
hed desk
Dat’s teh dwarf bar. At teh troll bar, u just get stoned.
*snerk* has yu been reedin teh Terry Pratchett buks agin?
As a madder ob fact – yesh ai has. Ai lubs TP.
I hopes u keeps lots of it on hand, whut with teh sledge-mounted baffroom and all.
(Warning: this joke may not translate well in TTI, where they uses “tollet roll” not “tollet paper”)
Fank u for providin teh subtitles for teh translayshun. Ai nebber herd teh loo roll cawled TP before. Butt, ai guess LR wud nawt werk for dis joke. Ah, two nayshuns, divided by a common langwidge.
That’s wilde whut u sed.
saw an oscar wilde “ackshun figyure” whyle owt shoppin yesterdae.
taht man wuz almoast as clebber as LCB iz!!
“to love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance”
Mai faborite Oscur Wylde kwote:
Deh truf iz rarelee pure adn nebber simplol!
*snerk* sounds sorta laik me!!
Ai rarver lyk”We R awl in teh guttah, but som ob us is lukkin at teh stars!”
An a grate big SEEEEEE!!!!! *sniff*’
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Ai so wish yoo awl were a bit cloaser!! Ov corse, yoo used to be, but ai dint know yo then. *getz tishhoo fur leekee aiez*
But but but yu is coming ovah soon, yes?!!
Yes, ai ar! Shurlee bai springtaim!
I can purchase season?
Wun supermarkit in TTI cawls it Baffrume tissue – but mai lidder bocks isn’t in teh baffrume…..
Taht remynds me oba playse Ai livved: It has a baffrume but tehre wus no baff an no rume! Ai had a fyt wiv teh shouer kertin eberydai. Mostly dai lorst!
Former SIL had kitteh named Stoli.
gmta
Ai doan hab uh dwinkink pwahblem. *hic*
Ai dwink, git dwunk & fall down. Noe pwahblem.
yu playz wow!
daz a dorf jook!
ann 2 commentz on teh lolkitteh:
miau zdrovje!
Don’t eber gib yore kitteh alkahole. dey ar nawt abul 2 metabulyze it
Good advices, thx.
*takes bottlol of booze away from kitteh, hands him crack pipe insted*
LCB, doan gib ur kitteh a cracked pipe.
Hims mite cut himseff.
Den haos wud u feel?
I would feel teh same. I is not a empath.
Kitteh has teh glubs to ware. He knoes whut he’s doin.
kitteh iz adolt, i meen old enuff to maek hiz own dezishuns
Gibbin alkyhole 2 kittehz iz a wayst uv gud drinkiez.
Lol, i dont get this one. plz go to my resistanceforcethree.wordpress.com to see my favurite lolcats (in the fun corner page)
supersilver. Hai!! ar yoo noo? Ai dont remembrrr seeing yoo heer – but fur teh past fyoo munths ai hav offen bin amongst teh missing.
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But this wun – teh Happee Hours at teh bars usually start at 5 O’Clock. An fur peepl hoo want to drink urlier – they say – “Well, it’s 5 O’Clock SOMEwhere!.”
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but – bak to teh top – nice to meechoo!! an ai will go to yur place fur teh favorites!!
mmm. Lessee. If Ai jus punk…pnct… stick a hole in wiv mai fang and tip the bottlol over, it will drip out into my ohpun mouf!
Ackshully, u needs TOO holes, udderwise u just creyates a vackyoom an no vodka comes owt.
Uh, so ai herd.
Who u herd that from? Palm trees?
Doan be silleh, eberybuddy knows u can’t herd palm trees.
I herd DAT.
Whut about date palm trees?
(see, Janet? I can plays teh straight role too!)
*big smyol*
I nawt kno dates came frum palm trees.
Well, ai nebber had a date wiv a palm tree.
Hao duz u kno iffs teh palm tree ur dating iz a boy or a gurl?
If it duzzn’t call wehn it sez it will – it’s a boy.
**fawls outta chayre**
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tohse r coconuts???
Ackshully, those ur cheezburgers.
I dunno, mebbe by chekin unner teh fronz?
LOL!! Laik a kilt????
An ifn u lyks wut u see, u gibs it bloo ribbon!
lad, ai dont noes whair u bin, butt ai see u wunz nawt-sekkund pryze!
BWHAHAHAHAHAH!A!!!!!! LOL!! ROFL!! @@@@@@@@@@@@
Ai@d has to be preitty desprut to date a tree! Waytaminnit; Ai am desprut! Enneewun gawt his numbah?!
Noooo! Me nawt-sekkund!
I herd teh coconut palms r teh bad bois ov teh groop.
**saunters up to coconut palm**
I needs sumbodee bad. R u bad?
::Putz awn coconut earings and denim jacket::
Wut?
NC66, ur nawt bad, ur juss nuts
**bats eielashes**
Ohai, hansum. Why u warin coconuts awn ur eers?
*eeek* BATS!
::runsawayfast singing ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-reenoh::
**SIGHS**
I lose moar mens dat way….
**goes to powt in korner**
Jus lyk Romeow sed abov, donut eggspeck him tew cawl u bak, tho!
Wot do yu get wen yu kiss a boi?
Yu get enuff jerms to catch pernoomoenya!
Arfteh yu du, he’ll neber fone ya!
Ai’ll neber fawl in lub agin,
Ai’ll neber fawl in lub agin!
Ai mite as well date a palm tree. Iz hard enuff gettin a hoomin date.
No, no. Herd palm trees, not date them. They not gud conversationalists
Sew, wut kind ov goggie iz best foar herdin palm treez? Sum type ov shepherd, I supoz?
But yew can pilot dem. Sew ai’ve herd.
Taht’s plane trees, sillee!
Doh! ::hedpaw::
Which ones r teh plain trees, and which ones r teh fancy trees?
ohai NC66, ai gotz bizzi dewin otter stuffs an bai time ai figgered out how tew use yer twik it wuz tew layte, but ai found dat if ai clik on teh date under teh nom du comminter it has teh same http stuffs an ai put yer ?cp=all in frunt ob teh nomber an will werk tew……. ai will test agin layter after teh nombrrrr gets up ober 200 agin……fanks!!
yew commint is importent tew me……. but ai haz sum shores tew dooo an will be unabailuble fur awyle….. if yew leebe yer commint ai will get back tew yew as soon as ai remember……. LOL
schmoooo
duz u wurk furr mah cell fone cumpnee?
*lissens to hold music*
*falls asleep, forgets to leave comment*
BEEP!!!
*wakes up LCB*
ur call iz portant to us…plz continue to hold.
lol
well damn, nowz they havz child-proof booze bottle caps!!!!
No can do vodka – bad fings happened wif it inna past – sew I can has sumfin eles? Margajareeta mebbe?
U can has mai gin – it has teh same effect awn me as teh vodka has on u – ai has nawt been able to drink it for 23 years!
I think it would be teh vry difficult to drink *anything* for 23 years.
Unless u got reggaler baffroom brakes, of coarse.
Forchewnitly, mai baffroom is nawt on wheels, so duz nawt need brakes.
U still has teh sledge-mounted baffroom? *scoffs*
Oh, lcb, u sleigh me.
Is there a draft in here?
Hope it’s Guinness!
I always get a liddle flushed wehn ai drinks teh Guinness.
ai noes ai iz too layte foar teh partee, butt u guise iz onna roll!
Ai hav fawleded off mai chare frum laffing an am typing uzing mai powers ov telekinesis!! LOL!!!
It’s a trajidee! Ai laffed so mutsh Ai had 2 put mai glass uv whine doun!
I nebber has had gin. A fren of mien had a sayin, “Gin will maek u sin.” So nao all I need is sumwun tew sin wif! **ebil grin**
I cannot has vodka oar orinj joos. Skrewdribers duz teh BAD fings tew me!
Gin didn’t maek me sin so much as frow up an wish ai wuz ded.
Dats wut teh vodka did tew me. Twise. (I nawt berry smart sumtymes.)
But wayte! How can you haz a martoonie? Vodka and vermouth is not (IMNSHO) a martini. Is a vodka drinkie.
I nawt drinkie vodka, but martoonie duz.
*ahem* frum Wikipedia —
“The martini is a cocktail made with gin and vermouth. Substituting vodka for gin is now common, and is properly called a vodka martini.”
“Connoisseurs boast of sweetening the cocktail by merely coating the glass with vermouth. It is said that a “Churchill martini” contains no vermouth, just British gin. The legend holds that Churchill would get as close to the vermouth bottle as to “look at it from across the room”.
ai alsew herd taht Churchill suggested taht foar teh vermooth part, u simplee “nod inna direkshun uv France.”
A martoonie wifowt vermooff iz a nekkid martoonie.
Iffs u puts olive joose in a martoonie, iz a durtee martoonie.
I finks we shud b serving dese in teh nawty barn.
Aww, Romeow! Olive joose too!
Teh TROOLEE grate thing about ICHC!!! Bedder than going to skool!!
An no pop qwizzes!
U kno u has had tew musch tew drink wen u gotta axk teh CAT tew open the nexst bottlol foar u!
An u RLY knows u has had tew mush tew drink wehn teh cat mixes u a perfict vodka martoonie!
An u kno u been bisitin ICHC tew musch wen u see choklit martoonie mix at teh stoar an fink of ur cheezfrenz!
Ai resemble dat remark, lol!!!
Me tew!
I wuzznt sew shure it egg-sisted until I saw it at a likker stoar. I immediatelee thot of dis playse!
Holy CC, I need a lifes.
U can has mine, ai’m nawt yoosin it.
Me too!! Au thot they were a maed up yummee just fur us heer.
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A then, last May, ai went to a frenz burfday partee in a sumwhat fancieer restaurant – an suddenlee we were awl having teh choklit martoonies!
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They were deelishuns! But ai wuz so Sir Prized!!!
ai thot teh sayme fing! ai nawt know tehy wuz reel til wii tooked Plasticat tew Massachewedsetts fur a Emerson Drive concert in Aug fur his birfdai, adn teh palyce wii eated supper had teh choklit martoonies!! ai wuz bery sir prized tew!
mai sheltered lyfe, let mii show yew it!
Or wen u heer ur cat tellin u ur cut off, cuz ur moar embarassing den teh stoopy googie.
Duzznt kitteh fink dat teh cayse awl teh tiem, drinkin oar nawt?
Hey u gais. Come check owt teh old fashunned piccky I fownded tooday! It r on mah blog.
Is dat a DONKEY ur Uncle’s got dere?
it’s a mr.-y, issunt it?
Hai Kafleen!
Ai fink ai met ur cuzzin at our Chrismass horse parade yestiday. Dere is a fambly rezemblance, ai fink.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2802954
awwww!!! dat’s sweet!
I iz liek a chokoholic,
x-cept fur booze.
It’s Lyantha’s birfday!!
Ware teh party at!?
Happy Birfday Lyantha!!
*donkee schmooes and lubs*
i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~||.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.||°°°°°°HAPPY°°°°°°||~~~~~BURFDAY~~~~~||.`.`.`.LY`.`.`.`.|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~oo dat nice!
Happiest ov Burfdais, Lyantha!!!
Hab a wunnerful yeer!
OK, naow ai has a confuzed.
Ai posted a commint, with a nouncement about a new item now in stock at the Ty Booteek. But ai could see it but it wuzn’t in the “who’z talking”. So ai posted an otter commint asking about the first wun. It worked. Then they all disappeered. Gone. Vanished. Not to be found.
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Ai suspects WP. Ai noes it’z an outrageous suggestion, but there it is.
If nothing else, u does look teh vry festively jaunty in ur hat!
Oh Fleep! Wut beeg eers u has!
Ai had a commint dat showed up b4 Ai went to nom mai dinner, but it haz banisht naow. It wuzn’t awl dat gud a commint, but it wuz myne an Ai lieked it.
But – what wuzzit? Nao we awl ar feline inkiwzitive. Sumthing fur teh Ty Booteek?
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It mite be random. Ai have lately had sum commints taht. . .laik teh wurst days in Russha – just disappeered in teh nite – nebber to be seen again.
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An they were just mai nermal sweet liddl innoscent commints, too!! ; )
Ai will try again on the next thred, becauzs this wun is about to hit the big 200 and get borked.
Stay tunad.
Even with baited brefs.
Wai duz WP hating us so?? It nomz deh inner sent commintz. Nomz dem adn duzzn’t eben spit owt deh bonez. It b eebil, I tell yuu, pure eebil.
Ai thot this wun lukked fammilyur – Ai maydz wun widdit tu. Kinda likes boff uv em.
I luff that song!
i wantz vodka and vicodin
hah.
kitteh funneh.
i lyk dis kitteh!♥
why u haz vodka wen u can haz say………. teh beerz?
YAY! I luff Slash! Slash’s Snakepit! slash wood bee so prowd of tihs kitteh. me wuvz dis wun good jobz!
ruh roh.
ai tinkso that my prevyous post has an invisible. ai can see it, but is nawt in the “who’s tallking” list.
*hollers out to cheezland*
hey
*echo echo echo echo*
can anybuddy seeing me?