All I wanz fur Krismus
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All I wanz fur Krismus iz mai udder fang
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Cyberkedi
BC haz a want!
Nice nawt sekkund jk2! Wud u liek sum drinksies n’ dansies? Ai kin brake owt teh Katluah w/milkz iffn u want. Dunno wut tew dew fur teh dansies tho. Chrismas danse?
ooh deh katloouh sownds gud! jus in tyme tew goe hoem, tew!
Christmus danzes r fun, eff teh missultoe iz up!
*Crackz open a gnu botlol ob homemaek Katluah adn pores jk2 a lawng tawl wun.*
*drops in seberal cubez ob icee adn pores inna milkz til drinksie is a nice tan cololor*
*places tawl tumbler awn jk2’s table, reddy fur teh nommin’ upon arrival*
Enjoy!!!
slurpage tew commenz naow!
Katlua w/milks?
*perks up eerz*
Congrats jk2k we haz an 8sum reel! Dat’s a Skottish dans liek a skware dans – juss teh fing 2 keep us warm!
pardon moi annipuss, i iz using yer spot to git near top
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HEY GANG LOOK UP ABOVE LOL
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Kewl!!!
jk2 conga ratz awn teh tawp ub teh macremay.
Wii can haz conga dans tu teh ty booteek?
ys plz! wii shud git fesstif skarfs!
W00t!! w00t!!! Yay fur jk2kitteh!!! at deh top uv dhe heep!!! off yoo goez awl uv u tu deh ty boo teek!!!
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It haz deh tyz uv korse and the sildee kitteh skarvez. But dere b sew much moarz. Deh kitteh faizt lawlee popz and kitteh wind chimez and Cheezland sno globes b just deh beginning!!
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U kin due awl ur Kriss miss shopping at deh Ty booteek!! Dere b kitteh kriss miss oarn a mintz uv awlo shapez and sizez; and kitteh litez, kitteh cand lolz, kittehz on deh mugz, adn kitteh shaped kookee jarz.
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Dere b lotz a gnu CHRGz adn bavving capz tuu. Diz wud b a gud time tu replais dat old adn worn CHRG. Dont b cawt wairing an owld CHRG wen deh gnu kyoot kitteh pic comez on!!! Don’t delay, git urz tuday.
den ai can roole teh whirrld!
If fy rooled teh Whirrld, ebbry dai wud be teh furst dai on Crissmuss…
eep! do nawt want!
Hey, pinnygig, when yew beh roolin da whirld, juss rememberz ai waz wif yew about dat Krismas stuphs!
snaggle kitteh
reminez meh of jool…teh singer, nawt teh spensive rox
Jus needz wun!
Den ai can eet teh turkee
Adn mebbee sum nips.
Ai founded dis jus fur U KK4.
♪ ♪ ♫ ♫
*Too hot to sleep
Give up the fight
Throw back the sheets
Shoot out the lights
Too hot to sleep
Come take me higher
Caught up in the heart
Of the moment’s fire*
O mai CC, WRr!!! *fans self..wai it sew hawt in december? nawt noes, nawt cares!!*
doan U has a prawmis to keeps naow?
Prawmis,schmamis!!!
Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Ill be watching you♪ ♫
Ooh! Iz stalkur sawng!
Dat ex husbin sawng!!! *cleens an polishes guns agin*
Guns donut kill people. People kill people.
And monkeys due too (if they have a gun)
Throws donuts at ex…nawt as satisfyin, but dey stale donuts dat is hebby.
{{{{{{ll4}}}}}} Ai ober baiked rolez awn fankzgibbon. wud be berree gud amnishun fur frowing ;lol:
Yay, dis beh like mai biscuits dat obberbakes, yesh, dat luuks like da hokee pucks? One time ai mek shortbread frum scratch, obber bake dem, ai at frenz haus, ai puts dem outside tu cool off sew ai kin fwow dem away, an frenz goggie try tu bury one ub dem in yard!! Dis troo storie…smart goggie, nawt sew smart meh!!
♫ ‘Cause the night has a thousand eyes
And a thousand eyes can’t help but see
*remembers pramis hours tu late, spanks WRr wif fan*
Nawt haz dat problum heer. **sad fayse**
rassinfrassinsebenteendegreesinnamoarnin…
Just remember, in winter…ya can always put on more clothes, in summer….well, ya can only get so naked.
…befoar peeplols start complaynin!
Wanna go warm up my car foar me, Dan?
I nawt do well inna cold.
There are degreez of ‘naked’?
I thot u eether was, or u wasn’t.
a liddlol nekkid ???
Izznawt liek being a liddlol preggie?
Awl I kno iz dat last Summer wuz teh tiem teh bryllunt mindz desided tew put noo ayr condishuner awn bildin.
Wii had no ayr condishunin foar seberal days.
Menne ov us threatenid tew start strippin.
Dats wen tehy began lettin us go hoem inna afturnoons.
semi-naked
butt-naked
stark-naked
nekkid (which is any variety of naked……and up to something)
what about nekkid as a jayburd then?
**slaps self an heds to NB**
Mebbe teh cold wevver nawt be sew bad aftur awl…
Der iz always da ceelin fans!!
…..amd handkuffz…..
I haz a story. Iz u awl redddee fur it?? git kumfee.
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wunst, wen I gotted home frum werk, I opuned mai car door, steppt owt, adn spraind mai anklol.
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Mind u, dat wuz deh same car i had driven fur yearz….sitting in deh same konkrete driveway it had parkt in fur yearz…. no rokkz, no iec, no soft grownd, nuffink. Just putting mai left foot owt, stooded up and deh anklol kullapsekated… I wented tu deh doc, he sez, yup it b sprayned. gibz mii splint tellz mii tu git sum crutches adn kum bak in tow weekz.
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Well, deh guyz i werkt wif….no way wuz i gonna say i borkt mai anklol just gitting owt uv deh car…..so I tolld dem — “Awl I haz tu say iz it involved a seeling fan and handkuffz”
Cattails runs in an slaps a “green” tag on teh cween fur being a walking wounded. Whew, u b ‘k, my cween.
Ai jus come frum 3 days o’ CERT training and haz a healthy gnu respect fer all r nawt sekkond emergencee responders. Dun tell LCB ai jus spent 3 days at teh fire station. Them mens an womens iz awsome!
Hoep ai dun ebber hav to use teh trainin ai jus completed. Nawt sure if ai cud do it IRL.
CERT bein Community Emergency Response Team training.
Nawt a bref mint.
Sew yew kan knot habs bref mintz? Dat beh sad!
Ower lipz r seeld. ur sea krit b safe wif us. wii won’t tell LCVB nuiffingz.
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BTW, dat spraynd anklol wuz mennee yrs ago… i b deh walking unwounded now.
Ai betz yu wuz treeted wif much respekt at office after dat storee, cweenmj!!!
LOL!! much ree spekt, ya, I gotz it!!
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Az alternate story fur dem dat not bleevd deh seeling fan/jandkuff story, I offered dis: I wuz wif a guy adn himz wife kame home unexpektedlee. I spraynd mai anklol in deh toylet wyle klyming owt deh baffruum winder.
*sings* Hur crawled up owt da bafroom window, wif nuffin but a silber spoon…
hardlee ennywun getz arestid fur bein rapt up in parka.
I apprecieate the “hardlee”…….um, nebbermind.
Wraps up SHD in bery large crochetd afgan. Yu onlee git arrested bai fashun poleece!!
*snerk*
I have been given tickets by the costumer before.
*imagines Dan playin in teh costumes*
What show wuz that?
Where I was ticketed? The Cherry Orchard. It became the show about buttons, we sewed several hundred buttons on costumes.
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The last time I worked costumes? Quick change for The Kids in the Hall. Dave Foley and……the mind blanks on my second charge.
hm….
and yet.. u still didn’t want that role in Vicktor/Vicktoria….
I just look like a guy inna dress, I have testamonials, from the woman whose light cotton sundress I was wearing (themed party, it was wear it, or be beat-down and put in something…….else)
oh no!
U didn’t forget to wear a slip underneath did u??
any pix of THAT?
prolly too much to hope for…
you saw the sword & shield pic?….now imagine that inna sundress.
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makes yer brain hurt……..doesn’t it.
I have pics of the party, but none of me exist as I had the camera.
as if it hadn’t suffered enuf already!!
hay, how was Duran Duran?
Or is that stoopid to ask? Is it all just work, or do u ever get to enjoy some of teh shows?
That is when ur not doing Backyardigans.
Duran Duran canceled, keyboard player sick. I was informed 30 min before hitting the road for work.
oh geez!
well, at least u got to see Shrek teh Halls, rite?
so who’s on tonite?
Death Cab for Cutie, Snow Patrol, Shiny Toy Guns, Carolina Liers, and one or two others I cannot remember right now. all that matters to me right now is that they’re equipment is back on thier bus/trailers.
*shivers*
I’m not even gonna google that lot.
*chuckles* doan wurri, none are like Mudvayne.
wut abowt teh udder ai? dat mite b yoosful 2
yesh, then kitteh’s head mai nawt be alwaz tilted!
aifinks yoo mite be rite. he cood jus be cunsiderin nommin teh kanny kane, tew
maybe itz under teh tree!
take a luk wif that lazer u gots.
* narrows eyes eben moar *
u is following me around wif teh narrow eyez now?
*shakes in hur boots*
*NOT*
I fink u mite have od’d on choklit again.
Shud we call teh CCC?
oar deh fyrmin?
no no, ai juss has a tyred is awl…
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* scampers off tu bed wib berry narrow eyes *
ur bed haz deh narrow ize tu???
aw, sowry.
*gives McPig a nice cold eyemasky to put on his tired eyez*
*and hot watter bottlol for his toesez*
Nite nite Mr. Scrooge!
*considers singing a carol tehn thinks better ov it*
u coud sing Mr. Grinch, aifinkso!
*sings carol*
OOH, its da hap hap happyest tiem ub yeer…festivlee singin, bells dat ar ringin, bee ub good cheeeeeer, its da hap happyest tiem ub da yeer. * throws confettie at SMcP, runs kwiklee away, drinks eggnog in da corner an giglols*
*kk4 buts in kwiklee* Fyremins? *HALP HALP HALP* *washes face, waits fur fyremins*
heh you said but again
*gigglols* Aifinkin bout da fyremins wif da uniforms…but ai kinnaut halp maisalf!!
GP needz teh ipecac syrups?
Ai haz a bottlol in mai nawt sekkund aide kit. Onnlee taek a sekkund tu fined it.
Bucky Cat!!
Yup yup! Itz Bucky in a BC disgize, aifinkso!
poor BC has BC’s initials
Co-inky-dink? Aifinknot.
Oh wayt tho – izzint himz Bucky Katt?
nightshayde yoor write – phew gud fing – i loves teh “GetFuzzy” adn
didunt wantim tew bee any moar ebil then hez already!
Ohai! fankies fer teh friend request (aka timeless). You be by berry first friend. =) *gives 2wh2blk2stripey christmas tree shaped cookies*
*mumblymumbleethrucrumz* Fangs vry much TimelessZaffy21 Welcome!! *nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnommmmmcookieeees*
ohai, I dint recognize u timeless!
I sent u a frend rekwest 2*
*can hardlee bleeve she beet teh cween to it*
I;m not reelee ebreeware at wunst………………
won is dangerous enuf aifinkso :/
Ware dat catnip toy yu promis meh? *Waits fur santa claws wif superior pointy enz*
I tooked em before you could see! *runsawaiwifaquickness*
*eyes turn tu huge blak saucers* *hoppy hoppy sidewais tu zaffy21* *headbats, bats zaffy21’s tail* *snatches bak catnip toy, runs unner bed wif qwikness*
*turns into dustbunneh and follows kerrykatz* you can run! but you can’t hide. =P You gotta come out sometime!
How about a trade? Santi claws gave me dis otter toy and gushifoods fer a whole year. waddya say? *nudge nudge*
*comes out frum unner bed* Um, is der catnip in da otter toy? Wat kinna gushi fuds yu gawt? Will yu shred sofa wif meh, an we bof hides an nawt tell hoomins hoo did it? *considers offer, waits*
*gibs into temptation* k! lets shred teh couches! umm no catnip, but is very cute otter.
*shred shred shred, finds lacy curtins, shred shred shred*
*luks around teh room impressed* Did you leave anyfing for me tu shred?
You iz quick!
*runs tu zaffy21
*ahem* runs tu zaffy21 owt ub bref, holding last pair ub hoomins panty hose…heer, less shred these…hur almost late fur work!!!!
all the better to bites you with.
Granmaw, wut big eyes yu hab!!!!
if yoo gets it, kitteh, remember to sai “fangs”!
or “no fang you”…sometimes is apro…approop…correct to use dat tew
Faaaangs fur da memrees…..
Fangs foar teh mem-rees!
Oh, mai slow brane an compooter, let meh show yu it, rhsb!!!
Is an udder fang liek a milk tooth?
Owie!!!
Awl I want foar Krissmiss iz my tew frunt teefs,
My tew frunt teefs
My tew frunt teefs
So ai cud wish yoo merry krismas!
Do I has teh inbisibul? I nawt awn teh “hoo be tawlkin”.
Yeth u is. I seez uup dere awn dat listee fingee.
Ai sees yu!! Awl ai want fur Krissmis is red ryder bbgun..ai pwomis nawt tu put mai eye owt!!!
just do nawt put tung on frozed pipe!
I dubble dawg dare u to.
Ai triple dawg dares yu!! *hides frum bully Ralphie*
Du nawt luk down da bairul tu se wut’z hapuning.Mai bruvvur did. Nawt so grate, akshully.
Oh fank CC!
Nawt wanna be inbisibul, but tehn agin, it cud be fun…
**finks of tings hur cud dew if inbisibul** **mischevus grin follows**
*sez da NB in red’s neer fyoture*
R u kiddin me?
I LIBS dere alreddy!
oh.. whel then..
Oh, the wether owtsied is fritefull,
but teh NBs sooo delitefull….
THNAGGLEPUTH!!
I r one!!
WIN!!!! @@@@@@@@
so, ai was jeloz of all yus wif ur own kitteh catmus abatars, so ai had to updaet mein.
An a lubberlee job yew did wiffit, too! Itz bery kyoot.
Awrite, I gettin reddy tew leebs teh werk.
Who wanna go warm up my car foar me?
Enny bolunteers?
I will!
Just give me abowt.. *czechs watch* 9 hours or so.
yoo culd try mai awto…auto… magic car startin butten, if yoo whant. maybee it will werk for ur car, too?
**Epic silence**
the euphamistic possibilities are quite dizzying…….aren’t dey?!
*hands Dan a Dr. Pepper*
am I supposed to EARN this?
Oh! I didn’t xpect that, but….
*ponders*
*ponders*
*ponders*
*ponders*
*ponders*
*ponders*
*unable to compute*
*clunk*
*little wisp of smoke comes out of one ear*
I think u borked me, Dan.
CTRL ALT DELETE!!
REBOOT!!!
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UMMmmmmm…….
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oh yeah, one special set of flames…commin’ up.
leeza and Dan, leezaanddanleezaanddan *hoppinghoppingupanddownupanddown*
sumbunny else pleeeease notice the Bunway ECards lynx
uppabove this LOL
I ben dere!! : ) chek it owt!!!
*great…big ol’ grin Dr. Furter would be proud of*
**baks owt wif a kwiet**
Teh mind went sumware prolly nawt shudda gone…
**remembers Ginger Ale deel made yeers ago**
*shivers with antici….
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SAY IT!!!
……pashun!!*
Baby you can start my car
Yes I’m gonna be a star
Baby you can start my car
And maybe I’ll love you..
winkie smilee faes
HA LULZ whin I furst reeded dat I finkin it sed
wrinklee snilee faes.
LIEK MY GRAMMA!
hardee har har dat maeded mah dai!
Hmmmm….mebbe I needs to offur insentiv….
sumfing wif alkehawl purrhaps?
Purrhaps…
but den u wud be teh D.D. fer shure!
Well aftur I gotted hoem.
I wud be moar than happe to halp warm up teh voluntier.
*cricket chip chirp chirp*
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2741424
Vote 5 cheezburgerz!!!
**trudges owt door, dreadin cold**
where u bee?
oh nebbermindz. I findz u onna teh cheezmap.
*hands red some magic ski hand and feets warmers*
U can use tehm elsewhere, if u needs to!
Luks a littlol liek mah Tonya-kitteh…she borked teh tip off of one of her teef when she woek up frum a dreem and bit me on teh shin…i had to do mah own serjaree to git teh fang-tip out frum under teh skin…taht was teh owch.
Got eny new picshurs fur us, TC. Ur kittehs iz teh kyoot.
oh hai Katie..ai lubbed yer Grinchin lol ! Ai sorta feelz lik dat maiselfs.
Happee Lolidaze!
LOL this made me crack up!!!
Vote 5 cheezburgerz!!!
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o hai,
i are noob. tryed to being on yestiday, butt (i said ‘butt”) did knot werk, so are coming back wif diffrent ID. hope 2 meat and b frens wif many mush cheezpeeps!
welcome!
Ozay, I guess I not onez no morez! YAS!!
Does ANYONE have any idea where this pic. came from? I lost my cat that looked just like that about 6-7 years ago. I would love to hear that he is alive and well.
fanks, sweetpea!
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I wish I could see more of this picture, the area around the tree more. This looks like it may have been a picture of my kitteh (may he hunt meeces in the great backyard in the sky) Same fur color with whiteness under chin, facial expression, even same eye with same color glow on his eyes. Heck, those bead candycanes my mom made all the time for tree ornaments, and mah Fritz loved to hide under the tree.
Holy crap! This looks like my cat too! Which would make this even funnier because he recently had to have his two top fangs removed because of gingivitis.
It looks like my kitteh too! No, really. His name is Bear. We named him that right away because he has an extra toe on every foot. He lost his fang about three years ago when he got an infection. We call him the “one fanged-wonder.” He’s about 17 years old and used to be about as pudgy looking as the cat in the picture, but as he’s getting older he’s slimming down–even though he eats twice as much!
that maii daddeh catz.
Namesd liquorice.
Iz a she cat!
this pic-churr on maii daddehs faceybook
This looks like my supervisor’s cat from my old job. Name was Carbon. He was missing a fang too.
Its like that one cat from the Get Fuzzy comic strip!
MC Chris is mah uncle! (For real)
Dude I think that’s my cat!! who made this?