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Hermione Kitteh noz all da anserz

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  1. jk2kitteh says:

    pik mii!

  2. 3floofiekittehs says:

    Pick me! Pik Me! PiK me!

  3. luvscritters says:

    Let’s naut all tahk at wunce

  4. KookyKat says:

    Das right, shez da smartz!

  5. olive says:

    She shur iz. Kum granulashunz awn nawt secund, Leeza. Yu bowt had enuf sillibrashuning fur tudai? oar iz stil urly fur yu? Sun Iz just setted heer so iz tiem fur sumfingz aifinkso.

  6. olive says:

    Brayd hapunz wile ai tipe slolloly. Les awl goze fur a drinkee den.

  7. Wilf_Brim says:

    Accio gushiefud!!!

  8. Longcat says:

    100M GET!
    bot srsli, CATURDAI TAMARRO! YAYS PHOR CATURDAI! ALL ABORD MONORAIL CAT!

    • 3floofiekittehs says:

      Katie, iz dis yur kat?!!! Mai kat luks jus like dis!!!! Eggsaktlee like dis! And her name iz (guess?) Katie!!! Wut a coincidenz!!!!

  9. O hai, guise. I can has hug? I got a hit-and-run e-mail today from my brudder. He sez he no wants to see me at teh Christmas, when I goes to visit teh ‘rents and my brudders, which means I might not get to visit my 4-year-old niece, who I hasn’t seed since last Christmas. He is teh mad because I didn’t offer halp wif something I didn’t know he wanted halp with because he never axed me for halp. This e-mail is teh first time I has heared from him in a year.

    *Sigh* I has a huge sad.

    • No hugs?

      Sorry if I crossed a line here.

      *Has an even bigger sad now*

      • 3floofiekittehs says:

        {{{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}}
        ai gibs u elebenty million hugz. Whut a diffikult dai u be habbin. U dont deserb it, ai am shur. Ai am gonna send u hugz and prayers and rainbows and gud wishes and shinee things! Ai hab difficult relayshunship wit mai father (well, akshully, no relayshunship wid him at awl)- ai knoes how teh familee can be hurtin owr heartz sumtimes.
        {{{{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}}}}

      • 3 Cattails says:

        {{{{LCB}}}} So sry to hear tihs. Teh hollee dais iz stressful tiem. Tahts sew mean. Stoopie bro shud nawt punish u an ur niece. She needs to see her auntie.

      • Karen says:

        O LCB – ai gotz here late and made my comment and lefted again B4 reading teh further down. {{{{{{{{{{{ LCB }}}}}}}}}}} Ai has a sad wif u. Dis is teh PLEH!!

      • {{{{{{LCB}}}}}} hey now doan be sad,
        rememba whereva yoo goes thers ya are!
        i knows maybe hows it feels cuzza mai brudder (only one) adn i went coppla yrs w/o talking. wren yoo get lashed like that tis moar abbout them than yoo. i wheel neva get why familee finks yoo shud be a mindreada. Yoo is very well loved here and its all acause of jest yoor purrsunalleyT – sews i cant majine yoo reely did anyfing derserving of such derision. Heel come around. J

      • kafleen says:

        Wait, wutt????????

        NO CROSSED LINE!!!

        Yu not wunts too see a dawnkee cry!!!!!!

        Oh, LCB !
        I so sorry!!!!!!

        Dat so horribull!!!

        Dere r ten millyun reesuns dat dis cudda occured dat cross mah mind, NONE ub dem ur fawlt. Sumtimes life is juss so hard an trying!!!!

        Contact him an kiss his butt. srsly. Nebbur hurted nobuddy to grovel a littul, ebben if dey has no bidness doin so. him r hurtin,u dunnowhy, ad a littlol child is hangin in teh balunts. fine owt wutt him prolum is.Mebeh he has teh isshoos and…problus. u needs to keep contack wiff dat child. U shore doo.

        Oh, LCB, I so sorry.

        U nebbur crossed noline. sumtimes it just slow on ICHC. and sumtimes peepul see stuff and has too think abowt it.

        My prayurs fur you. I doo lubs you, LCB….I lubs you, I admires you, I finkso you r teh clebur an teh funneh, and well, just, freaking brillyunt. U has a hyooj place in teh Donkey’s hart.

        I reaches owt and gibs u big lubs and prayurs.

        {{{{{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}}}}

        • big-gladys says:

          yeah, waht teh donkeee sais. speshually bout beeing feeking brillyunt. Eye maed my sis mad at me wan christmas adn insted of kissing her butt eye got awl defensive adn feeling liek she bee awl wrong (adn writely sew cuz raison y she mad is sew stoopie.) ended up wif haf teh famblee awn one sied adn haf awn teh otter. wors chrismas ever. awl eye do was cry adn cry adn cry 4 nawt beeing wif awl my fambly. be sad 4 weaks. wood haeve bin butter if ai sed eye waz wrong even tho eye waz nawt. even tho ur brudder is mad 4 teh stoopie, stoopie raison, butter to kiss hiz hairy butt tahn bee sad about nawt beeing wif awl teh fambly u want 2 sea.

          eye am sawries dat ur brudder bee having a stoopy. luv him aniwais. u feel butter, eye promiss.

      • (((((((((((((((LCB)))))))))))))))))
        .
        Ai beh berry sowree yr brudder has a stoopee.
        .
        Wishes ai cud halps, butt onlee can gib online hugz

      • Ai are nawt fyrmens, but I can gibs you hugs anyways?

        {{{{{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}}}}

        • Thx, u guise. I knew u’d come around eventually but I was sprized by no hugs in whut seemed like a long time.

          I know teh trubble lies wif my bro. My reaction to his note was not to have an angry but to have a sad because of all teh bad stuff that we grew up with that makes it hard for us to talk to each other and then the bad feelings that come when there are certain expectations but no underlying communication. I rited to my SIL to axe how best to approach him to has a conversation and not a confrontation and she showed him whut I writed. She told me he was sprized that I was so positive in my response and he will write to me in a few days when hes’ had times to think. So it might be ok after all.

          It just rly was NOT whut I needed just now.

      • uniquekitty says:

        swry ai iz layte az ushual, but {{{{{LCB}}}}}
        hope it wers ot wif brudder. ai haz brudder ai haz hardlee tawked tew inteh past 5 yeers, cuz, tew maik lawn storee shorter, him caused lawts uv trubble wid mai dadcat’s estayte (ai wuz mai dadcat’s executor) adn wii ended up in court, tooked 2 yeers tew get estayte settled -ai had big mad, but ai gets ober it sumdai adn yer brudder will tew! it will get bedder!
        *axidentlee drops shinee gold necklace wif a diamond kitteh pendant on teh floor az uniquekitty wanders awaii*

    • tessm says:

      oh man. taht iz teh pitz. {{{{{LCB}}}}}
      .
      haow wuz u spozed to knoes??? it nawt mayke enny sense.
      mebbe he iz juts mad foar now, an will settlol down inna bit?
      mebbe u kan seez ur neese wiv granparentz insetd uv wiv pleh brudder?
      .
      mebbe just anuvver big hug.
      {{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}

    • tessm says:

      no linez were crossed in teh posting uv tehse hugz.

      • Thx, tessm! Look at teh sad just melting away now.

        Teh bro and his wife has been by default teh ones to deal first with her mommeh in her final illness and with my mommeh and daddeh, both in their 70s. I live a few states away and my other bro lives in teh same city as all of the above but travels a lot for work. My ‘rents sold their house this year and moved into a condo, with the halp of my bro and SIL. Now that there is a lull in their ‘rent wrangling duties, he is tired. Understandably, but he is blaming me and the other bro for not halping but as I sed, there was never any indication that it was needed and every time I talked to my mommeh she always sed everything was fine, or at least under control. My bro said some ugly things which I’m sure he’ll regret, but I have had a hard year of my own dealing with things he doesn’t know about and this does NOT halp anything. I’m not mad at him for not halping me because I know I didn’t tell him whut was going on and so didn’t expect anything.

        I can has a big drink? And a dozen asprins?

        • cweenmj says:

          {{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}}}}}
          .
          Sry bowt deh lopsided hug, but mai left hand wuz holding diz chokklit martoonee fur u.
          *handz martoonee tu LCB*
          .
          Famblee can makez ya nutz sumtymez.

        • tessm says:

          Oh LCB, u kan haz very big drinkie but NAWT dozen aspirins!!
          Three at moast.
          Haz sum moar hugz insted.
          {{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}
          .
          ai noes u haz had diffikult yeer deeling wiv ur minyon. : ) (OK, bad joak)

        • luvscritters says:

          I so sorree brudder being meen to u. Huggggssssss frum me.

          Tell brudder u sorree, u luvs hym and teh littel wun.

          Verree hard deeling wit teh ‘rents issyoos.

          More hugggggsssssss.

          Nebber bee fraid to ax fer hugs wen needed.

    • nightshayde says:

      {{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}}
      Dat sux, LCB. Stoopy brudder. :( Mite him change himz mind iffin yew talk to him?

      {{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}} (anudder hug fur gud measure)

    • jk2kitteh says:

      {{{{{LCB}}}}}
      Ai iz sry foar ur sad…gud luuk wif de rellies.

    • midnightsdeer says:

      LCB that is so sad. {{{{LCB}}}}
      I hope you get it straightened out with him, for you and most especially the littlol won! You have a great sense of humor and a loving personality. It would be a shame to deny your niece the experience of growing up with you to teach her those things. (Dis prolly naut halp mush. But iz tru. So you shoul tri tu figure out to maeking it rite.)

    • Melissa says:

      Communikashuns, you guies needz it.
      I meen WTF!!!
      ok I can’t lolspeek on this.
      Mind reader you are not. And how can expect help if he didn’t ask and you didn’t know??
      Can I have his number?
      so I can give him the Dr. Phil treatment or something?
      You guys are family for goodness sake!!! GROW UP!!!
      It’s none of my bidness but dammit it’s the holidays, and ther is no need for drama!!!

    • MelONyx says:

      {{{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}}
      Sry, just got heer.
      Hollidaze r nawt alwais such jollidaze.
      I will has a sad wif yoo, if is okay.

    • i am hear LCB. u jus tell awl ur tribbles to me. i can maek awl butter 4 u. u jus rest ur pritty hed awn my showlder whyle i put my beeg strawng arms around u. i am sawries it tuk me so lawng 2 git hear. was putting owt a fyre adn reskewing kittehs frum trees. u forgive me?

    • lunarmommy says:

      {{{{{LCB}}}}} sorry teh hugs wuz so layt, mebbee yoo cawted evreewun eetin supper or sumfin. but heer are mor hugz for yoo {{{{{LCB}}}}} we lubs owr lubly burlger! i hope fings wurk owt wif yor bruvver, mebbee him lurns to commyunicate better. i feelz lukky taht i haz gud relayshinships wif my sister an bruvvers, eben tho we all libs far far away frum eech ovver, an i wishes all my frens culd be taht lukky.

    • two_kittehs says:

      {{{{LCB}}}} hugz frum me 2
      I unnerstanz mah brudder an I no see i to i
      manee tyme
      difficult relashunshipz we haz it
      we iz fond of each udderz
      but we no haz mush in commonz

      • jamamakitty says:

        Late late late {{{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}}

        oh sweetie………. ai had mai sis ober fur dinner or ai wud hab gibed yew hugs wayyyyy erlier……..

        is sumtimes hard for strong peeps tew ask fur halps……..an ai gess we ‘spects otters tew noes dat we needs halp…… jus like ai’m shur yew had feline funny tew say if yew crossed teh line cuz no hugs. we alwais ‘spect LCB tew be teh strong an as has been said before “brillyunt”……… ai am sew glad yew sed sumfin an dint jus go “pout” like ai mite hab dun….

        yew may not noes how muchleee yew are lurved here!!! srsly!!! ai always admire yew an luk up tew you!! dont let tew much time go by before kissin brat bro’s butt! can make it harder but at leest yer sis’n'law telled yew hims finkin…….. well ai can see dat ai been ramblin an der is no coherant line ob finkin here…… but ai jus wants yew to noes yew has as much support here as you need!! *jamamakitty borrows wun ob teh cweens bublols tew put around LCB and fills it wif pink aura ob lurve*

        schmoooooo

    • {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{lolcatburglar}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
      Ai’m so soreeee!! Taht’s TERROBUL!!!!!!
      An ai dint see taht yoo needed teh hugs! Just cayme bak heer luking fur sumthing1
      *sniff* Thiz shudn’t bee happening!!

  10. 3floofiekittehs says:

    Captioned kitteh cawt in teh act ob tryin tu bat wurdz out of her persunable spayce. Her gonna replayce it wit catnip garland and twinkly lites!

  11. Rookie says:

    I’m envisioning this cat saying, “It’s not levio-SAH, it’s levi-O-sah.”

  12. Zerana says:

    Wow, this really DOES look like a kitty version of Hermione!

  13. cweenmj says:

    Hey!!!!!
    .
    wutz up wif deh avatarz?????????????????????????????????
    .
    Awl deh pritty krissmiss dekkerashunz b goneded????
    .
    Hu turned Scrooge loose in ICHC????
    .
    Did dat Scrooge Mc Pigglol dueing dat???

  14. sparkysmom says:

    did awl yoo guize see da noo e-cards widda lolcats fur kritzmess ? beri, funnee an kyoot m lubz dem !

  15. sparkysmom says:

    wheres mi hat ? ai wantz mi santy hat back ! (cheezes twiced ! took tree peeps tew get mi one hat !) wantit bak ! bak, ai say!

  16. JeepAmerica says:

    Hermione kitteh is vedy smart, I likes her.

    • tessm says:

      she wuz wun uv mai fave characterz inna buuks. (Kan u tell ai wuz “teh smart gurl” in ohai skool? ;) )
      Wunse ai herd J.K. Rowling sed inna innerview (prior too teh end uv teh seeriez) “Peeps beg me alla tyme, Don’t kill so-and-so, but no wun ever sed, Don’t kill Hermione.”
      .
      Ai wuz besyde maiself!! :shock:

  17. Melissa says:

    PPPTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPTh!
    I has a bored.
    Sorry, i do nawt reed teh hairy potter books so…
    I has a clueless.
    so i will enertain mahsef!!!
    Lalaallalalallllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaleeeeeeeeeeeelooooooooooooooo!

  18. leeza-b says:

    ohai rhsb!
    U bin krissmus shoppin?

  19. lunarmommy says:

    ohai evreeboddy! tehr iz being much consternayshun an confuzzlemint abowt teh abatars. luks liek WP upgraded teh dashboards, so now fings are messed up again. BUT – they haz dun sumfin to make habbing a abatar eben eezier :shock: (wordpress doing something to make sumfing eezier?????!!?!?!?!?!??) but i haz investimigated an heerz teh deelie: if yoo had a festib noo abatar an it disappeerd, yoo just needs to go re-upload it. taht’s all. oh, an wayt for it to show up.
    .
    if yoo duz not be habbing a festib abatar yet an wants wun, but alreddy haz an abatar, heer iz wut to do: get a big version ob yor abatar (or ovver pikshure) (ittybitty pik taht shows up heer prolly is too little to re-upload). take it to pikipimp.com an yoo can be putting hats an ovver dekorayshuns on it! tehn upload to your wordpress akkownt. or aks me in a messij on my profile, i’ll do one for you in my photo editing program.
    .
    if yoo duz not be habbing any abatar at all yet an wants one: 1 – get a wordpress akkownt. iz free an eezy, see cweenmj’s ICHC helpers on herz blog. 2 – yoo kan eever yooze a pikshur on yor computer OR (an dis iz speshully gud for tohse hoo not haz tehr own compyooter at home but iz yoozing wun at wurk or at teh library or sumfin) find a picture yoo like online, tehn on the “change your gravatar” option enter teh URL (address) ob teh picture yoo like. yoo can make yor own pikshure wif clipart at fundraw.com, an it gibs yoo teh URL to yooze, or google for “free christmas clipart” if yoo want sumfing festib. then enter the URL at your wordpress avatar place, an it will fetch teh pikshure for yoo from teh interwebs! if yoo haz a compyooter yoo kan save on image to, just right-klikk on teh pikshure, clik “save image as,” then find the folder on your computer wher you’ll remember yoo put teh picture (desktop, or My Pictures, for example) then yoo can upload it to wordpress.
    .
    my, dis gotted confuzzling. i’z tired. i’ll rites a better version tomorror.

  20. nismo says:

    She is so cute.

  21. kafleen says:

    wurd press eeting my commentstoo 3floofie kitehs and JD

    I has a sad

  22. rhsb says:

    Good night, Cheezland.

  23. Hermione says:

    I likez dis one bery much!

  24. sztool says:

    PUSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. SlytherinJen76 says:

    Kitteh may noez anserz, but Purrfesser Snaep kitteh sez “U haz noez it awls! Fiftee ponyts frum Griffindore!”

  26. JohnnyK says:

    PLZ Sir I Can goez to teh toylet plz…?

  27. Burncon says:

    there are too many comments it takes ages to scroll down

    is’nt that copyright?

  28. warmth_i_haz_it says:

    Yay! Harry potter! Did you make this bemx?

  29. Kitteh teh Spyder Slayer says:

    Dis wun iz much win.

  30. wolvesrule says:

    hrmine iz mah lik, biggst fahn! dat kitteh luiks ah laot lik hrmine! iz sooooooo qute!

  31. abrandnewcolony says:

    :D

  32. Dragongirl says:

    Hay! It aktulally looks like Herminie!

  33. PolyJuice Potion Flashbacks!

  34. squirrelygurl says:

    haha, that is epic!!

  35. Melanie says:

    I LUVZ IT! IS GENIUS!

  36. Sasha says:

    OH! SO CUTE! It’s great! keep up the good lolz!

  37. reekay says:

    lulz!

    pottah rulez.


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