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GMTA! Cornfabulations, Carosue! Woodju lyke sumting frum teh TyBootique?
hey CCR, yew rocks, woman!!! ai cant tell, ar yew a winter or summer?
wair is dat gurl??? we needs tew sillybrate wif drinkin n dancin an hoopin an hollerin!!!!
I’m dansin, I’m dansin! All teh way to teh tybootique. Mus start mai hollidaze shoppin!
yippee!!!! wair is teh cween, her gibs teh bestest tours ob tehy ty boooo tiki
inna meantime ai will sing fur yer nawt second
sum waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir
ober teh rain booooooooooooooooooow
blooberds flyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(take it awai sweepea!!)
ahem………….. sweepea???
wait?wot? oh, i see,
sry mist my cue:
deep bref….
♫buuuuuuuuuurdz flyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ooooooover da rainboooow
whyyyyyyoooooooooh why kant eye?
*contimews singin on way tocook dinnah*
time fur me to fix sum dinner tew…….. wen ai cum bak layter maybe ai will noes who ai am an nawt gets ebbrywun mixedup……… sheeesh……stoopie
Yu silee!!! Wat yu habbin fur dinner? Yu gits tumorrows owf wurk, yesh? Hooray fur yu! Yu gonna go shoppin? Yu gonna bai me prezzint? Wat yu gonna bai meh? Yu gonna sabe meh sum dinner?
THIS BE TEH best PICTURE EVA!!!!!!!!
*LCB rushes in wearing hoop skirt*
*she hollers*
WELL, *I’M* HERE!
*twirls around to admire hoop skirt*
*loses balance, falls over*
OW!
holds paw out tew help LCB up
are yew otay? are you otay?
sumwun cawl 9elebenty
(dats wut dey trayned me tew dew)
*pssst LCB, dat wuz a hoooooooola hoop*
*3fk piks up hoola hoop*
Spin, spin, spinnin teh hoola hoop
Round and round and round
Dis be a fun toy- ai tinks ai’ll borrow it!
*runz awai qwicklee and putz hoola hoop in teh trunk ob teh car*
Walks in wearing full Renaissance nobility costume, complete with full hoop skirt, helps LCB up, then proceeds to do intricate 16th-Century German court dance… *Amateur….*
=^..^=
brava, brava! Lubbely dans, ERK!
Ai tried tat dans wuns. Ai stepped on mai feet, and seberal otter peepz feet tu.
Den ai tripped and turned ober awl ob teh barrels ob mead – dey all rowled downhill into teh Rhine Ribber. Ai am currently banned frum dansin, nao.
Danke, 3FK…dem poore otters! Nawt alloud tu be dansin? Well, heer…lemme hab a fren teechez yu tu play teh hurdee-gurdee foar teh danserz, den…jus doan git carryded awai wif the haynd-craynk awn the in-stroo-mint!
=^..^=
Teh hurdy gurdy? Ai lub dat instrooment! But ai haz to take private lessunz cawz ai am banned from instroomentz tu! Wunz, when ai wuz gibben a solo viola preformance fur teh court- ai lawst controm ob mai bow and it flew up sumwons nose. Can u beleeb mai bad luck?
Mebbe nawt awl bad…yoo found a wai tu myoosicallee cleer up sumwun’z sye-nuss prawblum…
=^..^=
Ai haz a haynd-craynk cheeze graytur. Duz dat cownt?
Clows enuff fur dis groop…yoo can playz it, and we kan duz dat faymus Spanish dance…teh quesadilla!
=^..^=
Wut is Spanish fer *SNERK*???
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O waitz – Ai knoes – *Cabeza al escritorio* *ow*
Wowzerz!!! I don’t fink ennee wun haz eber dun a 16th senchury German court dans heer b4!! I b impresst!!
Dey hazzint? Straynj…wif awl teh on-yoo-shu-ul peepz heer, no-wun haz tryded dis? Maybee iz tyme tu teech classuz foar teh “REEEEELY old skool” moovz…
=^..^=
Oh, snob, eh?
*Walks in waring full Tennisance costume, complete wif tiny pom-poms on teh back of teh socks, proceeds to does intrimacate clay court dance*
STN
Pleez to be eggs-plane-in? Iz a kostoom partee?
*walks in waring huge powderd wig, duz complicayted minuet, den eets minnastronee*
Lub it, KK4! Mebbe yu has a minuet-steak tu go wif dat soop?
=^..^=
Duz minit waltz, eets minit rice…oooh sumone stawp meh!!
shure, just give me a minnit
Oh noes! At nawt sekond, ai faut yew said “eets Minnestnownee”. Hi faut yew waz eetin mah state!
kk4 turns intu pacman..nom nom nom, spits owt trees, nom nom nom
Watch owt fur teh curlee-hayred jerk ober dere, cussyn’ and frowin’ fings at peepz…jeez, himz iz maykin a racket…
=^..^=
Iz nawt curlee frum fwee stoojes is it? woop woop woop, boink, smak, pow!
Naw…dat Mack-in-row doofus frum waaaay bak…now himz must be ear-rig-yoo-lar, az him iz pluggin’ sum bran seereyul…
=^..^=
Oh, *are yu blind, yu gawt tu be kiddin meh* ~snerk~ I’m surprizd hiz hed nawt xplode!!
*tunaz teh guitar*
♪♪♫♫♪♫
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you’d see there
And I saw the surprise
….
Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh!
I’ve got friend in loowww places
Where the whiskey runs
And the beer chases
My blues away….
This sawn wuz kwite popular in my last year ob collidje in a little kuntry town!
Teh memories, ai haz dem!
Oh, I got frenz in loow playses…
OK I LUV DIS PIC! IT IS SO AWESOME! GREAT JOB!
Listen to those colors!
yep, dey be purty loud.
WHUT?
lol.
WHUUUUUUT?
*yells in LCB’s eer*
i SAid: do ya have some TROUT! sheez.
heehee yr standing under Missile Toez…
rainbow trout. get it?
*heddesk*
mai NB finkin……… ai nawt shows yew it….. (hangs head in shayme)
how did u get to teh NB from ranebow trout?
doan ask!
Turn left at Greenland.
*czechs map*
That wud put me…
*czechs again*
uh.. VLC, ifink.
Iz that a detoor?
i am totallee lost. prolly fr teh best…
*looks around for somebuddy to kiss*
*lights twinkle flirtayshusly*
hands LCB lurbly trout tu kiss, runs away kwiklee
oh KK4, ish CCR’s nawt second nawt second………cumon up n sillybrate!!! is monu mentle!!
*whispurrs tu Jkitty* aifink dat nawt ccr, but caruso, yesh? Still hapee tu sillybrate, yu noes meh!!!
I just gotta asks…CCR? Bekus dat can’t be moi iffn you is talking bout nawt second nawt second, kus, sheesh, blush, I been around fer awhile an I wuld haft to take offn my shoos to count mai nawt seconds. I iz confuzled.
oh noes, ai gotz mixedup…………sry!! awl teh rite letters, jus teh rong order!! mai bad
{{carosue}} Iz fren ub ars dat nawt commints tu often!! Her name CalicoRose, but weh calls hur CCR. Haz ennyone offur yu drinkees and dansin fur sillybrations!! **klinkee glasses wif carosue, dans dans around da room, careful nawt tu spill ar drinkees*
Dat duz explan it. I fots I was havin brain problums, or sumfin. Yes, we had a danz onna way to the tyebootique so I culd shops. I need sum neat stuffs fer my Secret Pal!
*grabs carosue bai da arm* ai lubs tu shops! Aifinks ai needs sum stuff frum der tu.
shoppin for me? not so much fun akshully. you can has mine?
der iz sumthin fishy abowt dat kiss
♫ red and yello n pink n green…
ornj n burp ull n bloo
i can sing a raaaaaaaaaaainbow, singarainbow,
i can sing a rainbow, tooooooooo
(alienz brot to tears. and not outta sentimentalitteez)
i fot stittelz wre suppozed 2 taste liek rainbowz, nawt sno konz…
…n all uf dose colurz i no wanna name
cuz dey make my hed hurt
fr instanz mebbee…
Aqwa
Burnt Umber
Ceruuuuuuuuulean (my fav, well at teh moment)
D…
DirteeDishwaterBlonde
Envy Grene
Fushya
G…
Dunn
Ebony
Fuschia
Grey (liek teh kitteh)
I…
Dingee (yesh ia a colurz)
Eggshellz
Fyoosha
Jollee Green
H….
hawaiian print
indigo
jamaican blue (coffee)
k………
Honeydews
Ideego
Jade donglols (hieds frum LCB wif a slowness)
K…
Kaliko
Lilywhite
Mangoes
N…
Nectareen
Oranje
Puce
Q…
Quietly colorful
Roost
Sandy
T…
turqoise
Unique yellows
verd
w…
Wylde orinj
xsaktlee teh right shade of blue
Ze rainbow
Kumquat
Lime green
Mango
Nile green
O…
Where iz mai new beyootimus hat lanarmommy mayde me???
um, thatz “lunarmommy”
*addz luvcatsva to festive list*
Janet, did u see teh rogues’ gallery I maded 4 u?
Oh yes!!1 Ai LUV it!!! Ai went az soon az ai saw teh messaj! But then ai dint hav taim to com bak to say hao grate it is. Hao do yoo do it??? ; )
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{{{{{lcb}}}}} Yoo AWLWAIZ go teh extry myol (hawt).
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an duzzn’t ebreewun luk just – well – festive??? LOL!!
Itz on top uv yer hed, silleh!
I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMOAH!
*Exploads with colorness*
purplol and orinj and bloo…♪
GMTA! wuzn’t shure if eye merember’d da werdz
i defer to yr soup ear Eeeyore memorybanx.
Ai naw shure either. Iz gud bof wais.
Teh rainbow haz a flavr.
sweeeeeeeeeet.
i’z lurvin’ dese kolarz!
Iz gud!!
Not gonna be a wite kitteh fur long!
ai’m dreeeeeeeeeeeemin ob a white kitteh……..
jus laik teh wuns ai used tew know
….an teh clauz dey glisin
and earz dew lissin
tew hear mousies in deh snoooooooow….
aiiiiiiiiiii’m dreeeemin 0 uh whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite kitthe
wif ebery Christmuss card ai write
May yr daze be Maary and briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite
and may all yr kiiiiiiiiiiiitehs be brite
not dimbulbz like dat goggiee.
Curses! Alwmaost furst tew pewst
pewst
pewst
( pew pew pew )
twy agin. yule get it (halpful hint: try not to use f**** werd; it will save you sum grief and earn you sillybratory danz if you has a clever, or at least a relevant. just sayin…)
pew pew pew!!!!
*ducks*
pew
pew
pew
*lobs sum mistletoe berreis at jamamamamakitty*
leeebs sum liddel berries ob mai own in sweepea’s paff
*skwishskwishskwish*
the aire is filled wif mildlee madenink missisle toe mist…
pew pew pew, dat schmells!!!
duks teh pew…
Wai R Wii inna church adn who keeps frowing pews?
Aifinks its Pepe.
AIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!
BWAINFWEEZE!!!!!!! maek it stawp meak it stawp!!!
*Wayt*….Aifinks Ai needs tew hab braynez to hab braynefreez…nebbermynd…
=^..^=
roflm-kittehbunz-off…..curzez, Melissa! Yew beatz mai tooz itz!
ohai, my cheezyfrenz. i haz had a finking abowt teh subjekt erlier abowt how child/fambly-frendly ICHC iz/iznt/should be/shuldnt be. an heer iz wut i haz finked:
iz sorta liek dis:
yoo haz teh hot niteklubs, wif teh fansee booze an teh sek-si customers in s*e*ksi cloves doing se**cksi danses to lowd an se*k*si myoozik an tryin to pik eech ovver up. ok for growd-ups, not for kids (an sum growd-ups iz not comfurtable eever.)
tehn yoo haz yor nice nayborhud italian restrawnt, wher teh growdups can eet gud food an haz a nise bottlol ob wine, if yor lukky tehrs a piyano or a combo playing sum frank sinatra songs, but tehr iz also pasketti an pizza an soda an joose for teh kids an no wun minds if teh kids come in (az longaz tehy behave tehmselves).
tehn yoo haz yor Cheez E. Chuks, wher evreefing frum teh plastik pizza to teh plastic aminols playing in a lowd plastik band, to teh elebenty-zillyun desibal arkade, iz dezined for kids, but iz pleh for anywun ober teh age ob 12.
i liek to fink ob ICHC as teh nice nayborhud italyun restrawnt. a nice place for teh growd-ups, wif nise growd-up stuff, but also not a bad plase to bring teh kids if yoo sit wif tehm an watch wut tehy are doing.
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just a thot i had. (i duz have tehm, okkazhunally)
Ai lieks yer thot, lunarmommy.
*clappin floofee paws*
*clappity clappity clappity* da floofy paws! Ryt awn, lunarmommy!
stoopy wurdpress tried to dubble-post dis, tehn told me i alreddy maded dis commint! glad it camed froo, taked a long time to tipe
ohai LM mai abitar nawt be showin yet- ai tink ai duz it rong *frowny faze* ai haza thot mai be nawt fur erybuddy likeing it, but heer goez: Wut iz it dat makez teh lil enyewen doze wurzer ten teh drinkies/ Aly hall be deadlee poinsinous an enyewen doze be obber many kiddie heds- or iz tew late N E wayz, mai be?
ai is jus tinkin…
*sniffs air suzoiciously*
iz sumtin burnin??…
IZ MAI BRAIN!!
*shove head into snow bank to cool it off*
>whew<
did yoo uplode it to yor wurdpress akkownt? teh noo bigger wun i maded? if yoo gotted taht far, all yoo kan do iz wayt until wurdpress desides to let it com owt an play.
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az for yor qwestion, i dunno teh answer. i not drinks alkyhol irl, but if peeples arownd me chooses to hab sum i don’t mind (az long az tehy not gets drunk). an heer we knos iz all pretend, an i kan haz sum shampayn or a choklit martoonie an froo teh majik ob cheezland tehy haz no alkyhol. wif teh kids, i fink tehy kno iz pretend – tehr iz booze (lots) in teh harry potter buks, for example, but kids shuld kno tahts just in a buk. teh alkyhol iz a growd-up fing taht growd-ups do, an wen tehy are growd-up tehy can chooze to haz it if tehy desides. dont know how taht compares to teh innoo wendos tho.
ai hatez wurd prezl.
an az long az kiddies be knowin cheezlands martoonis, baileys and sech gotta noe alky halls, iz awl gud!
Lunarmommy- thanks for the new pik- Ai loaded it on mai profyle (finally- ai am ‘puter impaired) so mebbe it will show up soon.
Oh, FANK YEW, fank yew, fankyew, Lunnarmommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Datz wut I wuz trying tu say adn I mukkt it awl up, but u sedded it purrfeklee!!!! Biiiiiiiiiig Sssccchhhhhmmmmoooooooooooooooooooo!
Naw, cweenmj, yew nawt mukkt it! Mossly, eet beh dat wii need tew fink awn stuff and pro sess et an getz dere awrselbs. Da learning pro sess… no hurreein eet
i agreez. cweenmj, hatz off to you. and Lunarmommy, i can has reservations fr Friedegg?
surtinly! wut time an for how many?
(wayt a minit, wen’d i get into teh restrawnt bizness? oh well, i lubs teh italiyun fud, an we almost nebber goze owt, so dis kan be fun!)
fank YOO, cween! i not just comed up wif dis by myself, i had to reed evreefing taht wuz sed, a cupple ob times, an fink an fink an fink an mull it all ober. so evreefing taht wuz sed erlier contributed to my fot prosess in coming up wif taht liddle analogee.
dis gud thot, lunarmommy. Aifinks we awl grownups heer, an ai hav tu say dat we nawt need peepls tu come up behind us in da thred tu scold us wen we nawt sed annyfing rong!!! Dis happen tu meh erlyer todai, an aifinks dat wuz kinna meen.
noes!!!!
Oh hai, Jkitty!! Ai takin brake frum da kwilt, ai been awn here most ub day wif qwilt awn mai lap, nao fingers sore agin!!!
ther’s always gonna be sumwun offended by sumfin or hoo finks sumfin isnt qwite right. we just needs to keep teh big purrspektib.
I likes that, LM!
And can I plz has teh lingweenie wif clam sause? And a nice Chianti?
coming right up! yorwelcomwherzmytip?
Oh, I leaved ur tip, um, in teh, um… *mumblemumble*
*Gets a tiramisu to go and runsawayfast*
*chekks in mumblemumble*
wow, 25%!! fanks LCB!!!
for a burlgar, taht gal gots a hart ob gold.
*snerk*
“Lingweenie” maeks muchlee moar sense.
Ai thot dat sed “lingerie wif clam sause.”
Bahahahrrrrorw!!! I fort so tew!!! Yay for I iz not the only kitteh wif teh floofy earz!
before u got to teh end, I was thinkin RITE!, we is chuck e cheesez, but for growed ups!!
*embarrast*
Did u see that Chuck E. Cheez was one of teh celebrity rodents at teh benefit concert last week? Didja, huh?
Ai did! Ai awlso seeingded dat Sandy Cheeks (skwirrl frum SpongeBob Squarepants) mist teh partee.
Well, u knoes how it is. Some celebritys has bizzy schedules and cannot attend evry event, no matter how filanthropomorphic.
ooh, i missd taht!! *readies heavy artilary for teh next opportunity*
Ai iz havin mintall pikshur of Chuck e as YNG. NAWT WANT!
Ai hab pikshur ub Jon Grudin in mai hed fur sum reeson…dey cawls him Chucky.
hmm, tahts a gud way to luk at it too!! eggsep teh reel cheezee chukks makes me want to go on a rampage…
So….. Kin I gitz sum egeeplaint parmeesan?
plz? I has a hongree.
An a Cannollee?
plz?
Preecihn to teh choir, I is.
But I finks if’n dere evah is anyfing a lil awf… so to speek
moast lil’uns won’t gitz it, an if’n dey does..
INNERVENSHUN!!!! Gitz teh momee an daddehs! Stawp doin dat in frunt of ur baybees!!
K. I gitz awf mah saopbocks nao.
we noa returrn ur regoolee skedul pwogwam.
There’s only two things in life that make it worth livin’
That’s guitars that tune good and firm feelin’ women
I don’t need my name in the marquee lights
I got my song and I got you with me tonight
Maybe it’s time we got back to the basics of love
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yeh, i agreez, teh kids mostly not gets teh inyoo endowz. teh trik iz to keep it innyo0 wendows an not too obviyus.
oops, i forgetted yor egeeplant parmezan an cannolololi! enjoy!
Eggsalad!
dis photo berry nize- the kitty eyez be metchin sum ub teh cullers inna icee ting.
dis kitteh luks liek mai oldest kitteh. She is solid whyt persian wit teh gold eyes. Only she iz tu prim and prawper tu be havin ice treats. She prefers expensib treats. Adn becawsin ai am nawt affordin her expensib treats, she dosnt get dem berry often. Mai udder kittehs nawt habin a hauty palate- dey eat anyting!
Oh, jesss……it b a very beeyoootimus pixor!!! Deh brilliant wite kittee….. deh vivid kullerz uv deh snokone….deh preshus rainbow tung!!!! Wutz not tu lubz??
Awl kitteh needs is a green culler tu matchee yur candlol!!!
Yipes -Mai avatar gotten a LOL…
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Nau to put a Sandy Claws hat on hes hed… *finks*
i heer pikipimp.com iz a gud playse to do dis!
Aifink dis kitteh gonna hab tu take a (whispers) b-a-t-h after dis tweet.
BAF…!!??? Eben if hes be cleenz hissef, him no needz bafs, him havs funky nu look dat all…
Him gonna b sigh ka delik!!
Nawt dat derz ennyfin rong wif dat.
Okay. No (whispers, again) b-a-t-h. He can jus luk liek a tie-dyed kitteh!
Groovy!
*sings* Inna-Kitteh-Da-Vida, baybeeeee…
=^..^=
Duz 20 minit drum solo awn kitchen tablol.
Plays ayre git-tar owt of da drum solo, back tew yew, ebilRedKitteh!
onlee 20 minnit? U haz a daet 2 git 2?
aww teh kitteh tis so kyute!!!11
I can has rainbow?
Hi eberywun! I has a bloo?? I posted heer afore but neber wid a pitchur or da bloo… I mosely lerk… mebbee not to lerk ne moar? I iz alreddy on da cheez maps…
And YAYAYAYAY!! I haz a deckoarashun for da LOLidaze!!
Woot!!! W00t!!! u b doing grate, gt8179d!!!!
I duz a rainbow song in ur onner!!
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♫
Y R dere sew mennee
Songz abowt raynbowz
Adn wutz on deh uzzer side
Raynbowz R vizhunz
Dehy’re ownly illoozhunz
Adn raynbowz haz nuffing tu hide
Sew wii’ve ben told adn some chewz tu
Beeleev it
But I noe dey’re rong wayt adn see
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Sumday wii’ll find ti
Deh Raynbow Kunnexhun
Deh luverz, deh dreeemerz adn mii.
Clappidy clappidy clappidy!!! Stan-Ding obashun! Dat wuz byootifull!
YAY for KERMIE!! <3
Kermie wud match cweenmj’s candlol bery nicely, aifinkso!
Anom!
And fer da cween… I haz long admyred ur wit and wizdums…
*Lites bic, waves it in air* Dat wuz qwite lubblee.
ohai kk4, ai iz bak nao. Sew, sawry fur teh reepeet, butt (ai sayed butt) did we figger owt if, um, **finks thru slytelee addled brayne** yew know, dat kitteh we saybed her lyfe da day beefour today, did her sirbive?
**waves bic tew*** **stops waving bic, blows furiously on burned thumb**
Ai try agin, it eeted up mai reply. Kitteh recubberd from splort nisely! Dey live an well tu splort agin! *snikkers* yu sed butt!! teehee
gud Kermit song! luvs dat movie.
In collijde we sez kermitz luk guides our pukz…den we frow a libe gofer onna iec fur teh minniesota team 2 plai wif.
A “gofer”? Liek de rodent? Ai am shokked! Purhapps u shud be makking a donashun to de No-Nomming-de Rodents fund in reparayshuns.
butt da gofer nawt nommed….
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(ai sed butt…. hehehehe)
gofer ended up inna zoo.
ai can plaiz dat awn teh piano!!!
And nao u can be mai frend!
Conga ratz awnna bloo an awnna dekorashuns!
Ohai gt8179d.
Has a martooni adn a kriss maus cookie?
ashully i haz a biglOL glass ob da red wynz I iz injoyinz now…
but da cookies souns yummerz!! Pleez to add me for frienz? And luk at mai fur bebbehs!!
Welkum to cheezwurld and fanks for stopping to lurk and cumming out to play wif us! *waves wif feelers*
Welkum! Yew hazza bloo — an a pretteh kitteh abatar wif Santa Hat. Yull do well heer, aifinkso.
Dat iz mah bebbeh Muffin… She iz da skittesh… but whenz nowun is round she clymbz on mai sholder and snorgulz ME! It iz FTW! Iffin that isn lub I dunno wut iz I haz three kittehs- Monster, Butters, & Muffin…
iz dere wai tew has abatar widdawt WP profyle?
I don’t noez uv ennee.
oh drat…..ai nawt wantz tew has tew maek half-a duzzun akkownts in elebenty billyunz ob playcus juss tew has purdy abatar…
ooooh, Draconic Kitteh, pweeze don’t tayk ur furball home! It’s just ONE account wif WP, u can use teh same data as here, won’t take long. Pweeez! Although I do like ur green kwiltee fing much. But u has nice abatar pic on ur ICHC profile – bloonees wif an eye!
Welcum gt8179d! You haz a profile tats why ur bloo!
I’m livin jus below u in Macon.
*gibs big, friendly floofie paw wave to you*
I iz oftin in Macon on da wai tu flurida…
ohai gt8179d! Ai is nu tew, an wuz a lawng-tyme lurker/furs tyme comminter. Iz bery mush more fun to be a comminter! **waves culurfal wingz**
*gasp* yoo sed teh ‘f’ werd!!!!! yer supposud tew sai ‘nawt-secund’!!
ewwwwps! Ai sayed ai wuz nu! Pleez tu furgib? **hydes head undur wing in shame**
yoo CAN has furrgibness!
juss bee carfull in teh fyoochurs… ai lets yoo awf wid warnin dis tiem…
O fank yew DK! Iz bery imbar-unn-sing tew meet yew undur dese sircumstand…curriculum… um, to meet yew like dis. Butt ohai!
*snerk* yoo sed butt!
Ai gess ai am unforgibbon.
Ohai, PH!
Ai wuz passin by with my box of forgiveness and u look liek u needed sum! There iz plenty – take az much az u need!
Ohai, 3ffk! Yew have sayvid my lyfe! Ai myte bee needun a ho-wel lot, ai aksidintulee sayed da *wispers* f-wurd. **teers well up in parrut eyez**
Fank gudness yew were passin by! Yew are havin a gud eeebening?
Eggsellent ebening, thnku berry much! Ai wuz riting a research paper (pleh) but now ai am procatstinating! I definitlee purrfurr the procatstinating!
Mai skillz of avoidunce- let me show u them!
akshully, teh f-wurd iz only reely considered rood in teh context ob it being used wen wun iz trying to get teh furthest-frum-last commint. in
ovver contexts, like teh wun abuv, it iz acceptable. dis iz being a common misunderstanding ob teh rools, sinse we must be habing so much vijilants aginst peeples misuzing tehir nawt-sekund commint opportoonity. but yoo reely did nuffing rong in dis cayse.
No. Dere b nuzzing tu furgivez. Deh onlyest time it not b
ok tu say furst, iz wen u b making, oar at leest hoping tu making, deh nawt-sekkund cawmint. Schmoo!
O fank yew cweenmj. Yew are awl-no-ing and awl-wize. I lukked at ur dureckshuns for abatars an ai wuz oberwellmd wif ur nahllidge, knowlidge, um, ur smartniss. Iz no wunder yew are cween, teh rewler of ebereefing, az far az teh eye can sea. Schmoo on ur royul paw!
…yoo doo eet bettur den ai….ai just bowz and offurs chokklit…
Wii forgibs yew…
Totally, Iam sure!
Doan worry, dere be plentee for gibbons in die siet. an fer kittehs. an of corse fer paruts too… welcums!!
Thankies fer awl da warum welcomez!!
NOOLY BLOO MOOSICAL AWARD!!!
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ohai gt8179d … since yew has become bloo AND abatared AND festive all at once, ai have sercheded out a classic blooish myoosical selection that also is possibly the single best Christmas song ever . And also kind of adultish in a good way. How, ai say how, can yew lose.
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Let me put the quarter in teh juke box. Yew all sit back and enjoy …
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zq7gCJZoA
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and WP, donut you dare eat this commint. Nyah.
oh no, ai has an invisible !!!!!
ai will try again
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NOOLY BLOO MOOSICAL AWARD!!!
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ohai gt8179d … since yew has become bloo AND abatared AND festive all at once, ai have sercheded out a classic blooish myoosical selection that also is possibly the single best Christmas song ever . And also kind of adultish in a good way. How, ai say how, can yew lose.
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Let me put the quarter in teh juke box. Yew all sit back and enjoy …
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youtube.com/watch?v=f4zq7gCJZoA
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just copy and paste into your browser … then you can enjoy.
and WP, donut you dare eat this commint. Nyah.
berry niiiiiiiice, Pd’B!!!!
I lisssning rite now…sooo smmmoooooth.
yes, smoothness, Charles Brown hadz it.
glad yew likes it.
Dat wuz awesum, Phillipe!
*adds gt8179d to festivelee drisst list*
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An ohai! ai’d laik to say “welcome heer” too! Ai’m shur you’ll hav a wunderful taim heer! We shurley do! ; )
hi gt8179d! nice to meetcha, i aksded yoo to be my frend! glad yoo not lerkin so much, com joyn teh fun!
colurin yer tung….yer duin it rite!
When my fist clenches, crack it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh and act like a fool…
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I fink iz tew laet foar dat last part.
beddur to ack liek a fool den tu be wun.
bettur tew keep kwiet and hav ebberywun tink yer a fool,
den tew opun yer mouf and remoov awl daowt…
Fools rush in, ware anjels feer tu tread!
ohai KK4!
Erm……
Opun mouf…insurt futtpaw…..
Hallo, DK, how yu tonite?
bettur den befoar aifinksew….ai reelized a few daez ago dat ai muss seem beree annoyin……ai had nawt notissed dat befoar…
*hangs tayle between legs, and tryes tew slink awai*
Iz Okay. iz Ur job 2 be noying. just liek is our job 2 tellz u 2 stawpit.
Stop dat!! Yu jes fine! Iz cowld owt dare in GA?
*poeks eye awt ob baskitt ob kleen klothes*
Yoo meen dat?
iz beree cowld…..currentlee iz liek 37 oar sumptin….butt eet rayned tudai…iz awlwais warmurr whun eet raynes….wun ob teh reezuns dat eet nawt snowz heer much….
Ub corse ai meen dat!! Ai tryin tu get peeps on da ohai yu need napkins or sumfin like dat cuz we owt ub rooms heer wif obber 200 commints!
ai’z bin der foar a whiol nao…
DK, ai thowt ai saw on teh newz that it snowed in atlanta (and north ga) on Tuesday mornin? Did u see snow? Ai am bowt 2 hours sowth of u – we nebber gets snow here!
eet did?????
okaiz…ai saw sum snow…but eet nawt beree much, and eet nawt tuch grawnd….
Tew late!
ai noez….eez wai tew laet foar meh…..dat’s why teh futtpaw in mai mouf…
I wuz talkin abowt me, DK.
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I sware, I needs tew carry crowbar arown wif me, foar awl teh times I’ve had foot-in-mouf dizeaze.
ai noez…and afturr a whyull….futtpaw nawt taest sew gud annemoar…
more trubbles wif stoopy ex? {{{{{rhsb}}}}} yoo not being a fool, iz stoopy ex for not liking yoo anymore, himz teh fool.
A fool and his money are soon departed…..
but don’t worry
The fool will be
given a bailout from the federal guvernmeat.
@@@@@@@!!!!!
Tehn, u kin go awn multi-million dollar vakayshun!
Yesh, indeed! Ai shud take awl of cheezland wid me onna fantabulous vacation!
Yesh, plz!
Oh, BDM!
Didn’t ai read that u wuz workin on you gradual degree?
Ai am back in skool as well. I will be glad for dis semester tu be ober. How bowt u?
Yesh, Mastahs de gree en Mafs Edjamakation. Werkin awn mah papers fer mah last week ub classes. Ai gots tew get dun, and get readii tew student teash
It was red and yellow and green and brown and
scarlet and black and ochre and peach
and ruby and olive and violet and fawn
and lilac and rose and chocolate and mauve
and cream and crimson and silver and gold
and azure and lemon and russet and gray
and purple and white and pink and orange and blue!
ohhhh!
Awl teh purty culors!!!!!
*gasp* josuph and teh tekknicolur dreemcoat!!!
ai sawdeded dat at teh fawks theatur in atlanta!
wuz wun ob teh moastestest amayzin tinkz ai’v ebbur seen!!
ai ebbun has teh saownd trak foar eet…
DK, ai saw dat at teh Fawks too!!!!
It wuz teh awsum!!!
eet wuz! eet wuz teh epi…epe…….epitoem ob awsumniss!
So, did anyone happen to get the license plate of the truck that ran over me, backed up and did it again?
yoo gawt runeded obbar??
Who?
Whut?
When?
Whar?
Why?
How?
Huh??
I nawt shure wen it happened, but it shure feels like it!
dat nawt gud…
did u haz a bad day??
* handz rhsb a chokklit martoonee fur medisinlol porpoises*
Iz been a berry pleh week, my cween.
Okai, peeps, how bout we moob tu da shreddid napkin one frum earlier today, der onlee 40 sumfin comments on der. Ai be first!! *tag, yur it*
Iff eneewun did, pleez to contackt me at my lolyer furm! Ai handlez dese fings! Wear iz my assistunt? Need to fyle papers!
Haz teh martoonie adn teh chawklit camel wif whippee creems.
Wraps up in dis eggstra floofie cheezpeepz bluflolo blankie. Ai rubz Ur baks adn U can tell me allaboudid oar nawt.
oar dat.
Hey, parrothead- off thred, ai thinks we are naybors. Well, not reel close, but in Va.
Rub my bak? Aw yeah….
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I must warn you, tho. I has a sayin, “Rub my bak an I’ll follow you home”.
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Kin u get teh nek an shoulders, tew?
duz somewon needs tew beh shot? *polishes guns, taps fut* *waits* ok, gess nawt! *darn it*
**wispers** um, we can talk pryvitly? A list, Ai haz wun.
*wispers bak* ai gawt list tu! Ai bery gud shot! We used to fill up cans an throw dem in air and see how miny tiems we kin hits dem afore dey lands awn da ground!!
Menimeni yeers agog, ai goed to teh ’sumpin-rong-wif-mai-brayn-doktur-pls-tu-b-fiks-mi-kthx’ bcos ai has a hyooj sad/angree/sad nd ai nawt wants tu breev eneemoars furebber. Mumfs nd mumfs ob tawk/cri/tawk/cri/tawk/cri..(tu imfimitees…) nd ai stil wantstd tu nawt breev butt **snerkl – ai sed ‘butt’** ai maed a lidzt ob peepls tu taek wif mi. Teh SRWMB-Dr sed dis meend ai wuz maekin progris. Nao ai jus has teh lidzt ob peepls tu – ahem – ‘put 2 sleeps’ nd ai b staen heer. SRWMB-Dr sed aiz cyoord.
Sept ai spoezd tu stae awae frum peepls onna lidzt.
Ai can giv lidzt tu U??
Nawt yet, KK, nawt yet.
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Keep teh gun close by, tho. Fings may be channgin…
*rubs hand togedder* okai, ai reddy fur sum fine shootin!! Line em up, gurl! I nawt gits tu shoot much heer in da city, nawt like wen ai libbed in desert. Mai itchee trigger finger, let meh show yu it!
Wut happened tu you rhsb? Yu’v got tyre trakz awl obber u!
My best friend captioned this one!!!
i lickd teh peenk part but all i gotz whuz teh purpl?
O foof I alwayez fynd these threds way advantzed by tym I get heer.
A. Conga Rats Ululations tew….Pumblechook!?!
B. Rainbow Bridge Tasting Bee…..Cmon someone, recpshun dis!
C. Ohhhkay I’ll look at teh backapshuns.
D. Honoriffix tew ALL uv U fur yr fab humorositiez!
ai iz tes teeng for tu c wut naym ai gotz tudy. Sumtyms ai beez momto6, sumtymz ai beez jodyjo (mynz WP naym)
Sientists are overjoyd at teh noo litmus (kitmus) test.
Mesurments are berry accurat, an hedbonks are an eksellent insentive to gets dem though hard dais.
PS: PH value of current test subject is 9,5.
ahahah this is so wrong
Haiperaktif kitteh in 3 – 2 – 1 …
oakay, die nawt-secund piksher of dai fer mee, ai popz in tew karm mai miend (whut dere is left uf it) befoar a big consurt ai haz dis eebnin, and ai iz cunfru… is confre… seez dis WWEEEEERD nomstuff and elebenty hundrid poasts (orl of wich taeks it fer grantid) an stil ai haz no ideeya whut dat stuf iz. Whut iz de poysinuz ies dat maeks de tung orl bloo?? wai wud ennywun eet dat? ai specz is an amurcan fing, nau? pls to dekonfuzzle mee, ai needs all mai braynz!! kthxbai.
Ohai Lovecat.
Dis are a snow cone, teh colors are becuz dere’s difrent kines of syrup dat are added to teh shayved/crusht ice. Iffn yoo search google imajes for rainbow snow cone yoo will get loads of pics. I hope for teh kittehs sake it issent poizon tho.
I’ve never seen one in urop but I finks its nawt onlee poplar in merrika.
An gud luk wif yoor big consurt tonite!
ohai Gober,
fanxomutch fur de splanayshun. snow cone, huh? u lurns sumfin noo evry dai… mindyoo, aifinks ai gibs dis a miss, de oanly fing aloud te stayn MAI tung bee cheep redwhine nomnomnom (aftrer consurt, doan wurry, an fanx fer de gud witches!)
fabulous
rainbow has tutti frutti flavr!
What must come in must come out…in COLUR!
Dis sno cown has a flayvur. Its raynbow!
Kameeleeon Kat beginz assimalashun process….
I has that Avanti card!
I <3 tis pic!!!:D
I postd a pic uv my kitteh on heer but iz not on home page:(HOw do i get it on de home page?
i’m very close to certain its from an avanti greeting card. we sell them at petsmart. that particular one, for sure.