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Peek-a-boo!
Looks like someone said the “V Word”. Or maybe the “B Word”.
wut r teh b-word? i noes de obveeis wun (dat hoomins uze 4 meen laydeez), but dat woodint maek sens in dis pikshur.
adn teh v-word iz obveiswee V-E-T…
bath? yes, ifinkso.
o, dat’s wite! fank u! ☺
my kittehs r tards lol. They liekz da bafs! I says the b-word and theyz liek “baf-tyme?! W00t W00t!”
Maus yew are jist tew gud at dis! Drinkees and danzes?
Sure. It’s TCCITDBC afternoon! I’ll have some Scotch. And someone summon the dancing girls!
Yew noe yer spendin lawts uv tiem on ICHC wen yew kin figger owt wut “TCCITDBC” meenz wif liddul to no effurt.
TCCITDBC… hmmmm…
.
OHHHH! It’s da lolspeek vershun of TGIF lol I jus figgered it owt aftur bout fyv minnits uv lukking at da inishulls.
hapi to oblij Maus!
**step and kick and turn and kick**
**flick tail**
annndddd
**spirit paws**
clappity clappity clappity!
**curtsees**
thanky parrothead
**pours parrothead purfect drink**
r u organizing dans shew for Maus?
He sed wi need to practis
Maus needz himz eyes checked, aifinkso. I fink we are purfect awlreddy! Maus needz to lurn apre’ she ay shun. Butt (hehe) we cud jist danse fur fun an cawl it practis?
Maus jus lieks tu watch U practis.
Wai fank yew fur dat purfect drink!!! Iz purfect!
Pracis mek purrfikt…*practisus holding purrfik drinkee and holding silkee scarf*
Silli maus! inna cheezlan erybuddy danse and singing with mos beautimous skillz! since wii inbent ourselvez az wii like, kin bii anywzayz we wanted!
Eccept LCB, she tubbl any wherez… an qween mj always wunnerful, RL cheezlife, no motter. yez, afinkso!
???
*kk4 puts sumone elses bracelet in kittyboos purse*
yeah wite! itz nestin, lol!
*viktoree danse* ♫
*pours extra-large scotch* heryago maus. Dancing girls, hmmmm. Skwrillgirll, rhsb, 4.5k, nightshayde, awl teh otter wumins here, come here pleez, iz time tew danse!
Oh… and here are your costumes…
*Hands PH a box of assorted silk hankies*
ooohhhh! silk!
**tosses hanki in air and wahtches it float down **
Yoo guize practice over teh weakend. I iz headin hoem. TTFN!
*juggels hankees wif ideeotick grin awn fase*
ohai kitsunerina! Yew jugglol bery well! Ai has a jellus!
rillee?
*danses an keeps juglolling*
but onlee hankees, ai alweyz drawp teh bawls wen ai juglol them.
*adds anuther hankee*
iz not a gurl an i doan look too good ina hanky, but i cud dew wit sum scotch rite abowt nao….onlee ifn derz enuf 2 go rownd, ofcorse
Ohai flavurcounty! Ov coarse der is plintee fur eberyone! **Pours extra large scotch* Yew wud like to joyne in da dansing?
oh i doan noe abowt any dansin…prolly awta jus enjoi teh musiks from mai seet **sips scotch…sips again** awrite, mebeh jus a lil dansin aferawl!
YAY! Wut kynd of myewzik yew like?
so sawry iz beeyin so sloe…jus tryin 2 get owt uv werk n start enjoiyin teh weakenz…ware i comez fruhm mose uv da dansin be to teh hippy hop mewsiks, but i doan really discrem…decrmin…ai likez it awl!
Flavurcounty!! Heer in cheezland, we awl graceful dancers dat is awsum and win!! We drinkees awl nite cuz we iz awsum an full ub energy an beauty!!!
*pulls flavurcounty off seet, dans dans dans, klinkee glasses, dans dans, spin* See, dats how it is!! *Sits down tu get breff in body, reddy tu dans sum moar!!*
Is awl harmless pretend fun!
♪ Playin’ in a bar
We were tryin’ to get up
They kept pullin’ us down
Said we loved the sound
If you could just play somethin’ we could dance to
Play us another one
Like the other ones
Like the ones on the radio
Don’t go slow
Get on with the show ♫
o doan whirry kerrykatz, ai is nawt rly dat shie…jus beeyin sillee…fanksomuch fur teh dans an teh hawspitalitee tho!
Hi! Gladz u heer!
We can do de dans of de seven vayls!
Or da dans ub seven seesuns…noes, dats fore seesuns…*hums tu salf* Big gurls nawt crys…
♪♪♪♫♫
♫Its the time of the season
When love runs high
And this time, give it to me easy
And let me try with pleasured hands
To take you in the sun to promised lands
To show you everyone…♪
*clappy clappy paws* dat’s ebben beddur! *kiks bak, remembers da days ub misspent yuth*
ai preffur teh dans uv de seven vayls an a leeotard…
Ai think ebberywun wud prefur me to do it dat way…
Aifinks ai needs moar vayles…
Mebbe de 7 shawls…
How bout dans ub 7 chroshayd afgans? *crochets madlee, makes nuff fur ebbryone*
gigglol
I need 7 shawls and a bunny suit.
*whispurrs tu gammacat* Ai hab 7 chrochet afgans, large bunneh soot wif feets in it, hula skirt, and big soks tu keep ar feets warm! Aifinks weh kin tie da 7 vayls round ar wrists an heds tu add tu deh allure..Ai keeps one scarf free tu tie tightlee round da nek ub energetic dans instructur, aifinkso!
*whispurs tu kk4*
mmmm, dans instructur!
is he floofy maine coon?
(see comments lower down)
afgans…………..*shudder*
afgans is beddur tehn iraqis nest paw?
{{gammacat}} hunkly dans instructur in closet, furr later…..impossiblee energetic yung girl dans instructur in trunk ub car!!!
dat depends upon wether or not ya can braide someone to an iraqi.
{{SHD}} {{WRr}} Oh, hai!! Ai crochet yu bof 70′s style afgans!! Is burnt oring, brown, avicado green, harvist gowld, in zig zag..(nawt da papurs) fashun! *shuffles across shag carpet in plaid bell-bottoms wif platform shuus, brushes permed afro owt ub eyes* Der yu goes mai fine bois!!
butt stagehanddan, is getting cold. afgans gud
for snorgling!
plus, kittehs lik to burrow underneaf
looking for esscaping stwings an odder toys
can I stick with the black/white thunderbird pancho I picked up in Ciudad Juarez?
Onlee if ai kin ware mai dashiki!!
*hmmm* SHD, dus da middlol eest ref meen dat yu want sum….CAMELS!!!!!
Ai lieks mai fringed suede leather vest, mai beeded hedband anna tiyre tread sandlols. Wif teh belle bottums levis
Mmmm, yum….*slaps salf in fase* Dat beh fine, aifinkso. Admires WRr in threads dat is mod.
afgans iz gud for keepin warm.
big furreh men r gud for teh snorgling.
*skwink*
Oh, leeza-b, did yu see WRr in his fringe an headband…*fans self fureeusly*
wuz it today??
I hasn’t been here since early this am… bizzy day. Again.
Where shud I look?
*embarasst*
oh I see, abowt 6 inchez up.
can I assoom teh Levis is approprately faded?
Faded, an snug…*whispurrs* wen ai furst met husbin, ai wuld wash his Levis in hawt wadder den put dem in hawt dryer….*wink wink, nudge nudge*
Down on the corner, by the traffic light,
everybody’s lookin’, as she goes by,
they turn their heads and they, watch her till she’s gone.
Lord have mercy, Baby’s got her blue jeans on!
…
Oh, lawd allmitee!!! Yu killin meh heer! *fans self, poors nudder drinkee..ladees, halp!!!*
If anyone tries tu halp bai singin its too hawt tu sleep, ai gonna haffta smak yu wif mai fan!!
Prawmiss?!
*starts looking in the music files for Its too hawt tu sleeps.*
♪ Itz too darn hot
Itz too darn hot ♪
I’d leik to sup with my baby tonight….
*tappitey tappitey*
WUT?! U WANT ME 2 WARE HANKEEZ?
Can’t …. dance …. right …. now. Laughing … too … hard!!!
… (ooh dots)
Having absolutely NOTHING to do with lolcats… http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/
LOLPIMP!
Oh, dat wuz da funee, ai hab tu send dis linkee tu dotter!
Plz to tellin hur to check “Some Fan Favorites” — teh linkeez on teh rite-sied uv teh paij. Ai kuddint breev dere fur a few minnitz.
Fanks yu fur dat, NS….dat wuz da berry funneh!! Her always fines da funnyist fings tu sends meh…We bof hab same, wakt owt sins ub humor, she gonna lub dis!
mememe! i r a dansin gurl!
la-de-da de-de…
YAY! Gud dansin dere, RC!
mice drink scotch?
*Unsuspecting human walks by*
*POUNCE*
*ScritchityBatBatScritchity*
*Human goes to medicine cabinet for bandages*
adn apswin…
sowwee, i meened aSPwin
Az far az yew noe, kitteh.
yesh… dey kood twik u. stoopid twiksy hoomins! :angry:
hay, mah fing din werk! better go bak 2 cweenmj’s bwog…
o, i see! it sez “mad”, nawt “angry”!
I has a scared!
Iz it saef 2 cum owt naow?
Iz saef. U kan cum owt nawo! Wii plai???
Yiss, less plai hyde’n'seek!
O Hai! I iz former catalopetonite, but i hadded puter trubbles, mebbe tribbles, i hope dey gon nao. I like to dans, but not wen dey watch, so can i com out nao?
Deh party kin start nao!
*waives boff floofy paws warin jazz mittens*
Ohai parrothead! ai sended u a frend rekwest!
Naow ai goez tew wurk (pleh!) haz a gud ebening cheezpeeps!
Ollee ollee oxen free!
ai never unnerstood whai we kalled dis fraze… ai jus noze to run awai wen sumbuddee sez it…
*runz awai*
come out, come out, wherever you are
Wutz innit fur meh?
trick (pointy ends clipping) or treat (gushie fuds)?
cant tell ya til i seez ya : )
*Tricks 2w2b2s bai throwing owt littlol pesky brudder, grabs gushie fuds, runs away wif kwikniss* *giglols tu salf unner bed eeting gushi fuds an lissnin tu littlol brudder fiting pointy enz*
yoo hasta falla shleep sumtime, speshulee witt a full belleh of “calm-down-pill” laced gusheh fud… *shmirky shmiley* yoor points WILL bee clipped
*hmmm* *Throws catnip mausie at 2w2b2s, chugs redbools* *sharpens pointy enz on hoomins sofa, pings awl obber da haus frum da redbools*
OMG yoo are channeling mai kittehs *shock*
it wheel bee daiz before i kin getz mai handz onya naow *frown*
*swipe catnip contayner frum drawer, opins it, places it in frunt ub 2w2b2s* We gawts sum pingin and shreddin tu du, mai frend!! *bats catnip mousie unner sofa, cries pitiffly at hoomans til dey fish it out den dey hav tu cleen da dust bunnehs* We gawts lawts ub tiem to play!! *hi five wif floofy paws*
*hi 5 wif floofy pointy claude paws beck achta* *deep breaf witt fayce inna ‘nip* *awwwthets betta* *sytumatuckly shwatts 1 by 1 evary toy in howsze under wun ‘er anudder clothesed door* FunFunPHUN
kk4 waits fur hoomans tu be in baffroom…puts paws unnder door, scratchee at door wif pointy enz…cries an cries agin…wen hoomans finally gets up, kk4 in udder ruum, hidin unner bed, cuz dey fink ai runs owt da door tu outsides place. Wen dey cryin cuz dey nawt fine meh, ai comes owt an want da gushi fuds…Ai sniff it an walks awai, an cry fur moar bedder gushi fuds..kk4 sees hoomans wants tu sleep in cozy bed, den hur gits tween der legs and strech out impossibly larje, so dey has sore baks in moarnin…ah, yeah, dis da life fur meh!!!
Ai fink it started az “All-ye, all-ye Urchins free!” and meant kids could come out of hiding.
Ai see wut yoo dun dere.
Goggies r gone, u can coem owt nao bebbeh kitteh.
Hey! Who gots dis pikshur ov me befoar lunsch?
kitteh dere is tomkitteh I would like you to meet
himz beree handsome is a main coon wid a floofy tayl
an a gud jawb an a nyce car…
**snickers**
Dats awl wayl an gud, but wat abowt substins? Iz dere moar tew him than job an car?
Don’t worry I fink himz is quite chunky, lotta substance unner
all dat floof
Nawt purrzacklee wut I ment, but iz okay. Doan wanna be skeered tew snorgle him tew hard, for feer ov snappin him lyk twig. *wink*
Pokes dreemy main coon wif paw..yup he gawt substinc also gawts
A breemy smilol
Bedruum eyes
Cash tu spend
Dont gawt noe baggage
Eyes dat twinkle wif gudness
Fat wallet
Gorgeous hair
Hunkyness galore
I…..
Ooops, dats a dreemy smilol…
**innerest piques**
Interestin converstion
Jaguar car
Keeps yu laffin
Loves yur storees
Makes dinner
Nice tu yur family
Prezzints ub kittehs fur yu
Quite da catch
R….
Respeckfull
Smart
Temptayshun eies
Udderlee sweet
Very nise smilol
Wikked sense of hyoomur
Yoothful attitood
Zebra-stryped pantz.
OOH! Zebra pantz! Ai don’t think we can resist…
Flashy-bak tew 80′s an 90′s, eh?
Round toit
Substanshul bank akkownt
tons of schmoos an snorgles fur u
ohai eberywun! dis littel kitteh iz liek me…cumin owt uv teh shadoes four teh nawt sekund commint. i admitz it…iz been lerkin fer a littel wyle. luvz dis sight, tho, an nawt much werkin 2 be dun write nao, sew i figurez wai nawt!
Ohai flavurcounty! Welkum!
tanks fur teh welcum, luvscats! iz happee 2 be hear
Welkum to ICHC, flavurcounty! Itz a byootimus plaec wif lawts uv bery frendlee kittehz (an goggies, an pinny gigs, an skwirrls, an parrots, an manatees, an dragonesque kittehs, an plants, an criminlols, an mauses, an yung guiez wif nawt much clothing, an otters, an moar stuff aiz nawt finkin uv rite nao). Pull up a chare & stay a wile!
fanks nightshayde. all of dose tings sownds nawt too shabby. eggseptin mebeh for teh YNGs, but teh differin stroakes be wurkin four all kines of fokes, i hear. i can be embraysin that
Aifink derez sum gurls wif nawt much clothing, if dats moar yer style. Besieds — dey iz rillee jus dere to doing the irining sew nun uv us hasta. Ob coars, if yew wants to do yer own irining (or awlreddy haz sumwun to doing dat), datz fien tew.
yesh aifink dat werks four meh. ai gots mahself a gurl to shair teh eye r neeng dootees wif soes dat we kin boaf be happeh
Oh, noes, dey Yung Nifty Guys dat fixees ar cars, ar compooters, watchee da sports wif husbins so dat weh kin spend moar times here! Iz awl interp—interup–is awl hao yu luuk at it!!
oic, well nao that u put it tat wayz hao cuud ai be apozed?
Nawt ai!!! Mai nosyness, let meh show yu it!! Wat county yu frum dat has da flavur? I wint outside heer in sandiego county…no flavur heer!!
oh i doan maind a littel noesiness at awl! iz hear in teh fulton county (atlantah GA) ware mose uv da timez teh flavur is tat uv teh smogs. but mai condoe jus so happinz 2 bee rite nekst to teh bar bee cue so i getz to enjoi teh flavers uv cheezburgrs, n chickns, n brots, n sutch mose of da timez!
Oh hai, flavurcounty!! Walcome tu yu! Dis bery fun plase tu beh fur sillyniss an fun!
scaredy cat is scaredy
neener, neener, yu kant seez me…..
huh? wut? yu CANS? fooee…
hyde & seek kitteh cheets bye peekin
Gud wun! Hab a gud dai (nyte?) at wurk!
wun time a kitteh i had wus forgettin where he put maus, an went lookie behind water tank, and stuk der all ubside daown for , like, howers, an den i had a frend cum an had to cut de pipes an diconnekt all dat, an kitteh runned aot fast fast an hided unner bed. He wus ok, do. But dis kitteh reminded me.
Yes, pretty orange tabby kitty, I promise, all the nieces and nephews are gone, is kitty-safe zone at my house again.
Lulz. Auntie where teh kitteh? we wanna plai wif himz!
“Here kitteh kitteh. Where himz go?”
*under teh bed shkin uncontwoablee*
Yup!!!! LOL!!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@
Auntie, wii fown him *grabs kitteh up under the front legs and holds liek a sack of flowr* Let’s go pway wif him!
Tiem fur lezzons frum Auntie!
I sees ded goggies……*floofy shudder*
goggies?
Goggies maek noizez liek bow-wow-wow!
Kitteh can has innervenshun!
Plz to back awf teh nip.
U havin hallooseenashuns!
kitteh did a nwty; sumbuddyz vase wint >smashie<
or teh stayk, it be gurn… nao.
An it maed sucha bihg noize dat kitteh gawt SCAREDED!
you kan’t hide from the Basement Cats.
The ebil brothers r watching u.
Diz be mai kittehs fur shur whenebber sumone cumz tu dohr – izza saffeetee purrcawshun. Cept deh one noes wen deh buzzer buzzes an ai buzz bak n den stan bai open door wid wallet, dat deh guy bringz us sumpin gud ta eet! So he stans rite nexxta me.
Dey awlso kinda lieks deh gurl at deh endubdah hawl an dey juz luks an luks at her.
mi kettehs 2!
cept wen we watch ‘Heroes’ or BSG.
then they like to smell eberyones feetsies
and snorgle leather bags
*thinks to self “I has weird kittehs”*
not necessarily, an aunt of mine had a blue-ish Persian who had an unholy attraction to my basketball shoes.
I don’t mind snorgling and chin skritching of shoes,
but the happy dans in my new flats
was a bit much
Still luv the oranj floofball though.
Mai mama’s cat, Sooty (nao mien) rolls awl ober mai cap as if it were catnip! Weerd!
Iz smehl so nice ub yu1!
Not comin’ out till teh vet goes away!
*kitteh grumbles tu salf* Ai nawt wuz tolded dat v.e.t. make da hauscawls.
or teh vahcyum ‘cleener’
this is reeli srsly troo, mai kittehs know what teh claw clippers luks like and where i keep ‘em and wren i has ‘em in my hand and make mii “trick” them every time
Mines lurve to get their nails trimmed. Esme will come to me when she sees me wif teh clippers and Liam is moar interested in playing wif teh shiny thing than in being concerned that I’m using it to groom him.
cinse mys were fairul is tuff, but onlee 2 are tearphied,
sew 3 aura tallerant, & 1 complyes grashuslee
& one uv teh nawt secund fings i dew witt teh resQ kittehs i werks wiff @ petsmart is tew shtart the clippings writes away sew wren days dopted the ares used tew eet
Yu gawt da lukee, LCB, mai kittehs shreds meh like lacy xpensive curtins wen dey need claws clipped!! Mai hands an arms luuk like releef map frum skool.
Oh, I’ve been there and applied a tourniquet to that! My Tuffy would holler and scream and carry on so that teh naybors must’ve thinked I was killing him. Such a drama queen.
Has anyone tried sawft paws?
I iz halping my frend put some on her kitteh. Ackshully it’s one of teh kittens I givved away last month. Shud I armor up?
Whut is ur blud type? We can set up a bludmobile here in Cheezland. U knoews, just in case.
type…..or proof?
hay!
leeza-b, is dat da fings yu gloo on da pointy enz? Haz annyone heer dun dat before? Ai gawts 4 kittehs inside…Ripper would problee let us do it..mebbe. It’s hard jes tu git advantage on da kittehs, dey heer da foil peel, and its a marathon to git dem frum hidee places…Aifinks da udder 3 kittehs nawt sit still fur da claw cubber fings…
“Ripper”? oh my kk4 doan try them onna “Ripper”
If ai ebber comes bak tu nu life, ai wants tu be one ub mai kittehs…Drama queen? Ai kin du dat!!! Ai usually hab da vet du it wen ai takes dem in…costee xtra, an nawt lasts that lawng…Aifinks would beh like puttin clothes awn a toddler…one hold dem down, one duz da clippings?
yeah whywhywhy WHY
(after i feeds/ pets/ plays/ lubbs/ basically worship them regularly)
do teh kittehs think that and act like
i am one day all of a sudden gonna try to kill ‘em??
Mai kitteh tuu, bout udder tings. Bout clipclaws, is mozelee wurked out dey gets da nice treets after…but dey stihl wiggul an turn it into a wrezzling mash sumetimez
Noap. Stoopy inlawz stil hiir but wii will chaiss tehm awai.
*kitteh finks ub options, barfs in mudder in laws purse, runs bak behine cornur*
*snerk*
Ai wud giv yew a treet fur dat, kitteh — eggsept ai rillee liek mah MIL!
NS, ai likes mine too, but hur brings littlol goggie wif hur dat terrorize mai kittehs!! Den hur take obber kitchen, axt meh wai ai hab sew many kittehs, start tu cleen mai howse, dat ai alreddy steem cleen fore hur gits heer….but, hur nice ladee…ai always glad wen hur gits awn da plane!!!
LOL! Mien haz neber bin to mah howse — she libs 3000 miels away. Ai seem to rekawl tho dat she haz teh lerjix to kittehs, so owr howse wud NAWT bein a gud plaec fur hur.
Guud plan, NS!! Ai in sandiego, hur bees in washington. Ai ushulee git bout 2 day notice dat hur coming down. Ai nise person, but, reely, wen ai goes tu see mai son an grandson, ai nawt bring mai 6 kittehs wif meh. Mai older kitteh Ripper will howl hiz grown wif goggie, da rest hides awl obber da place, an takes dem a week or sew tu gets obber it. Ai hab son-in-law dat allergic tu kittehs, ai always offer tu get dem a room, but dey nebber comes down…~snerk~ dis culd be a blessing…but ai always offurr anyways! Wen ai goes up fur fanksgibbin tu see son, dotter in law an da sweetest grandson bebbeh on da erth, ai nebber jes started cleenin der haus!! Ai ask hur wut ai kin du tu halp, den goes frum der!
Dey nawts sees meh…ai goes an steels dere happee shiny fings! Den hieds ober heer. O hai guis! Wen mai kittehs hied liek dat, dey knoes dey needs to. Sumtiems ai gawta watch dem bois. Inky kitteh sumtiems lieks to trai to snatch mai heering ayds. Ai fink dey worf moar moni…monn…in dawlers, aifinkso. {{{{{nightshayde, kk4, jmuhj and awl}}}}}
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{{{KCT}}} Wen mai kittehs hide, dey lay der eers down reely flat, cuz dey finks ai nawt kin see dem!!!
Peeking around teh corner
teh littlol kitteh waits
Patiently a lurking
Until they find his place
Holding back his pounces
Pupils widen in awareness
the silent tail tip switching
Hoping they soon will guess
When they finally turn the corner
Everyone looks in shock
For they took so long in searching for the others
That the kitteh fell asleep under the rock
Testing ..testing…1 2 3
mai abatar, let me shew you it! Fankies so much Cweenmj for teh help!
it’s wun ob burfday fairy’s minyun’s peeking owt too erly. wayt a minit, kitteh, wayt… wayt… now! jump owt an showt HAPPEE BURFDAY!!! to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! kitteh an i haz bringed fudjy burfday cakes, i skreem, frootsytootsy punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags wif yoyos taht wissle wen tehy yoyo, sparkly pensils wif pololar bers on tehm, eraysurs shayped like pengwins, kandess, an puffy elf stikkers wif googly eyes!
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huh? whut? oh yesh, is mai, umm… ofishul burfdai todai, uh huh. ai is liek teh cween ob TTI… ai gets lawts ob burfdais uh huh, yesh. * nod nod *
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Is teh annigmaversary ob teh natal dai ob teh gloryus Guinness Piggeh?! Shud wii gib yu teh bumps? Hao mennee bumps du yu get? Wayt; Ai go maek yu a caek, wiv kangols an pink eye sink……
um, yesh. eet arr mai burfdai, honest! wud ai lie tu yu jus so yu wud maek me a caek? rly, ask yurself… lookit dis fayce… wud dis fayce lie? zaklee.
Warl, mai pinny gigs lyk teh vaek mad on cabbidge, karrotts and brussy sprowts – yu wont?
vaek? no fankies. pleh.
what is bumps?
Iz it like a burfdai spanking?
nope, mor lyk hangin, drorin an kwarterin. Wivowt teh hangin
But, but, but, I wanted a fudgy cake tuu!!! did u nomming dem awl???
*sigh*
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I gess i’ll just take a whisstuling yo-yo adn play wif it.
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yo wisssstul
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*lukz at Scroogee McPigglol wif big sad iiz.
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yo wisssstul
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yo wisssstul
ohai cween! *bows* i want to thank you fer your advice and welcomes on other lolpic. Fankies for eberything! *offers fudgy cake to show appreciation*
(psst also known as timeless)
Ai sabed U wun mai cween. It be a liddul smooshed frum heidi in mai pawket, bud it tastee still.
Oh dat b ok, I see deh burfday fairy haz moar, u kin keeping urz fur later. :winkie fais:
dont wurry, cween!! teh iz plenty to go arownd. an aftur teh insident ob teh leftober halolween kandy, i alwayz make sure to allow LOTS OB EXTRYS wen GP iz arownd!
* lukks at cween wib fudge caek awl ober fais *
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whut? dere wus no fudge caek todai, jus leffober lemmings frum yesserdai, uh huh, yesh.
I wud fink after teh insident of teh hallolween candy, u wud be keepin it LOKKED UP when GP is around!
* narrows eyes *
*narrows eyes bak*
ah yesh, showdown at the astigmatic corral….film at 11.
I mite not be able to see him,
But I can smell him!
*Luks round crosseyed* ware dem cowbois at?
yu has eyes in yur bak? Is yu mai mummeh?!
nawt halps. rodints has wais wif locks. wai U fink LCB keeps him?
Onlee CC noes…well, mebbe ai wanna noe…ware yu keeps dose lokpiks?
*Gibs Scroogee Mc Piglol a kiss on eech fudgee cheek
Schmoooo. (likz off choklit)
Schmoooooo. (likz off moar choklit)
mmmmmmmmmm tastee.
ahem… AHEM… plz tu NAWT be likking teh Rodints, fankies.
Sry. but it wuz berry tastee chokklit.
adn u noez i lubz deh chokklitz.
Yur abitar gits lubblier wif ebbry dai, cweenmj!!
Cweenmj, cweenmj
lubblier abitar ebbrydai
cweenmj, cweenmj
yur nu abitar, nawt da pleh
*bows, aknolijes smatter ub applaws*
oh, GP, iz ok, yoo dont haz to hab lots ob burfdays. teh treets an goodie bags are for all teh burfday party gestses too!!
*hands GP refreshingments, noyzmaker, an goodie bag*
*phew* I tinkz I loztid him. *seez goggie runnin aftur herz* Oh, snap! Why did da hoomin haz tew getz a SMART goggie? *runz frum da goggie*
Kitteh sums up mah feelinz on dealin wif da brudder in lawz familiez purrfectly. Pleh! :p
Is tose darn gwanchildrun agen, isunt it!