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Enjoi bein yung!
comcatyoolayshuns Annipuss! I runs an getz mai CHRGw/(C)doi tew nawt splort. Too mush cyootness!
yesh, conga-rats this morning (for mi) adn this afternoon for u! wut danzes shuld we do todai? sinz teh dkittehs are all skwished, mebbe a mosh partee?
Oooo! Dat sownz fun! Mebbeh wii can awl go ober tew Maus’s Nutcrakker playce an hav a mosh pit in teh orkestrah pit! (Anybuddy noez, is Maus doin Maus King this yeer?)
If I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret anymore…
cownt me in!
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teh nutkrakker wud sownd kool dun in hevvee metal, ai thinks.
Big sibling wants a shaer uf teh gooiez!
Oops, shud be goodiez!
sew… how bout some eggnog?
nice n creamee … whippy creem on top as always!
Dat sowndz gud - an mite warm me up 2!
*wispers*
we can add sum wiskey or some capt. morgan if u wants!
Leeza, I haz tew tell u a sad but troo storee……….
r u shure?
I hates teh sad storees….
*SNERK*
Hii’z YUR SUN!
muss be a guy cuz dems neber groe up
Dis so bery tru!
Ohai, eberywun! Iz noobie!
hai spooksparrow! welkom to cheezland, haz fun heer!
Goodies yessss goodies! momma an daugter do same ting in mi house
Ohai annipus! caongaratz agin!
FanQ!
mother always loved you best
Oh hai Zauberflolute!! adn conga ratz on deh TY!!! I hopez u wented tu deh Ty boot EEEk!! Dere b lotza Krissmiss guddeez deres.
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Adn I gonna borree ur ohai spot fur dis nownsmint:
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Deer Peepz,
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I postinged dis yesterday fur deh nite shift, adn I didn’t git tuu menny rokz trown at mii, sew heer it b agin fur deh day shift.
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I not haz anny fishul kunnexun tu ICHC, but in deh last few dayz I haz gottin a cuppla emayoz frum peepz abowt deh “tone” of ICHC adn asking mii wut tu dewing. I haz givinged it kunsideriblol thot, adn I thot I will making dis nownsmint.
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Pleez tu b remembering dat dis wunnerful plais wii lubz iz a famblee-frennlee web site. I noez, most uv us reglar comminterz b adultz (at leest bai deh legul daffynishun) but wii needz tu bare in mind dat dere b LOTSA liddlol kids hoo reeding dis. I not tawking bowt teh teenz, i tawking bowt deh 6 tu 10 yr oldz hoo kumz heer tu lukking at deh sillee kitteez adn tu saying how much dey b liking dem.
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I not b pointing deh finner at enneewun. And I haz been az guilty az ennee uv dansing reel klose tu line between appropree-it and inappropree-it. And mebbee I eben steppinged over it wunst oar twicest.
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I not b deh internet poe leece. Adn I bleev in freedumz uv speeking ur mind. I just b saying wii needz tu mebbee reduce deh nomber uv refrencez tu deh Nawtee Barn adn keepz deh in yoo windoze sootiblol fur deh liddlol peepz hoo vizitingz us. If yoo b old enuf tu remember Red Skelton and Unklol Miltee and Carlol Burnett adn Jakkee Gleezun, use dem az ur guidez fur deh silly, but child-safe humurz.
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But, speshullee wif deh holly daze kumming and deh kiddoez at home, playin on deh pooterz, wii needz tu asking owersefz befur wii klikkz dhe “add commint” buttin, “Wud I wanting mai liddlol kidz/neesez/neffyooz/grandbabehz tu seeing dis?”
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Now, on wif deh funz!!!
Butt haw will wii get awr iring dun if we cloes teh NB?
I’ll be out of a job! The recession is even affecting Cheezland! Oh the huge manatee!
Nay, nay, Youthful Nifty Guy! I think u’ll find u does even moar bizness now.
Teh NB is NOT closing! I think whut teh cween is saying is that u can still gets ur ironing dids but u doesn’t has to describe it in vivid detail in fronta everybuddy.
Oh, my. Look at this. My noo black burgular jeans is all rinkled. What WILL I dos?
*light blub goes off over LCB’s hed*
*several, actually*
Um, BRB!
**dukz adn runz fur cuvver**
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I duz not b advokayting closing deh Nawtee Barn!!!
mj u luks different today.
noo doo?
mai faild attempt at xmuz hatz on deh crown… i trying nuzzer abatar… it shud shoing up sooon.
ooo! I see it in WTB now.. shud show up soon!
CweenMJ, ai agreez wi needs tew fink befor wii posts… butt when s pic liik dis goez up, eet beh berry berry berry diffi… diffic… hard nawt tew beh dansin awn dat lyn!
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An gibben wii triiz tew keep et famblii frendlee (wif an okjanul uups), wai da kidz beh awn da innertoobs dat yung wifout parents? Eeben heer, childrenz needs stupidvizion sew dey nawt goez clickin awn da adz fur da kondoms an udder nawt fambli frenlee stuffs.
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Ai’m nawt sayin yer rong at awl… jus maybeh dat ICHC is nawt employed as behbeh sitter, an parentz needs tew beh takin the responsibility fer watchin der behbehs.
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An if ICHC realli wantz tew beh da behbeh sitter, den wii needs tew noez dat, an beh findin anodder plas fur doz dat nawt beh wantin tew behbeh sit.
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Wif respekfulnez
BDm
“Yew kan plz awl ub da peeps sum ub da tym, an yew can plz sum ub da peeps awl ub da tymz, butt yew kan knot plz awl ub da peeps awl ub da tymz.”
*LCB returns from… somewhares wif freshly pressed jeans and a smile on her face*
Anom, BDM!
And Abraham Lincloln ref, FTW!
*beeg grin* mah edjamakashun… let meh shows eet tew yew! *wink*
tahts owr LCB, always so neet an tidy an freshly-pressed! an conshus ob teh fire-safety too!
an yoo rayzes munnies for teh charrytees too! such a gud role-model!
(an purrsunly, relebant to teh diskushun, i fink iz funnyer wen we reedz between teh lines an unnerstands, for eggsample, teh troo reezons why LCB iz such an eksellent citizen, an teh more innosent minds duznt haz to fink anyfing diffrent)
We cud always puts teh YNGs into hololiday dress…
Tehy can be YTGs for teh month of Decembrr!
YTG?
yung turkee guy?
Ho Ho Ho
sry..
Yung Tuxedoed Guy!
has u got urs out of the cleeners yet YNG?
purrsunly, ifinkso i lieks teh YTGs better. iz just… tidier. an not haz to be seeing teh less seenik bits
an, ob korse, more hijeenik for teh serbing ob refreshmints.
An sumtiemz teh imaginayshun iz beddur den teh reel fing.
aint taht teh troof
Anom.
I not b saying wii b baby sitterz…adn I haz no kuntrol over how uzzer peepz razez dhe kidz. I just saying dat dis site haz deh G-rating. If wii duzn’t poe leece ower selvez, sum wun elz will.
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*dukz adn runz fur cuvver*
Mebbe teh cheezes cud make u berify ur adj wen u registur, sew u kin reed comments if ur >18?
Dunno, jes fings bownsin outta my hed.
rhsb, resident of NB.
Teh site iz moduraytid bai teh Cheezis fur reelee bad fingz an moast uf teh slitelee off culler fings aer prolly ober teh hedz uf teh innersent wunz - eben ober mai hed sumtiemz!
Habbin sed dat, Ai do agwee dat we shud trie nawt 2 get 2 frootee.
wot’s rong wuf frootee? I hear teh froots is filled wif teh auntie oxydents!
Yes, it is moderated. Last week, a couple of people were interested in charities in this part of the world, and I mentioned one each in India, Afghanistan, Pakistan. My response was in two consecutive posts on the same thread. One thread contained links to each of the charities. The replies appeared at first, but were apparently soon taken off. I figured someone at ICHC might fear I could be plugging some shady racket with extremist links or something (I wouldn’t!), so I just let it slide. Or maybe ICHC just doesn’t want anyone promoting anything at all if it’s not an ad, even if it’s not for profit. Whatever it is, it does seem as though someone’s monitoring and moderating.
it may be that yr links got eated along wif many, many, many otter linkees & izn’t cause of valyuu judjmint on teh modereaterz. could you post them again without the three w’s or the httpz? we can figger out how to adz dem…
kthnxbai gotta go sell sum treadmillzellipticaltrainerz &toolz.
or maybe put teh informashuns on ur profile…
FYI, if u findz sumfing offensive, u can emayo teh BBs and tell ‘em.
Usuallee, tehy will do sumfin about it.
Teh otter dae, ai aksed tehm to reemuuv a commint at teh end uv teh No NOMS konsert whut suggested we all go, um, plae alone. Iz gone now. : )
Uv korse, it halps if u inklood teh lynk to teh offending commint (that’s the “december 4th, etc” part.) which maykes it eezier onna BBs.
Ohai tessm
Not long nao til teh Werlds Most Nawt Norverly Cheezmeet. Ai is tellink Buddy ebery day bout ur visitashun. We boath has happitayle!!!!
xxxxxx
ohai! ai wuz happytayle to see ur nayme inna “who be talkin”!
yesh, yesh, yesh, iz onlee 3 weeks to departure an 4 weeks to CHEEZMEET!!{{{KK}}}
ai wont hug Buddy yet unless she wantz hugs… { buddy }
Yay for cheezmeet {{{{{tessm and dh}}}}}
Buddy is vairy happitayle tihs mornink cos CC giveded her teh most bewtimuss sunbeem to lai in - and she cud see teh tellywision too!!
But ai has bin bizzy settink up new biznis, so she grumpeeface wib me
Eben ai notloud to gib her teh hugs jist yet.
Awww, Cween, der beh noez need to duck (wat wud yew dew wif a duck annee wai?) and cuber. No wunz is mad oar nuffin…
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jus tryin tew figgr owt haw tew hz funz an nawt cauz peeps to get da need fur a debreifin cuz der unnie beh in a bunch.
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Da ref to NB seems pretty famblee frenlee tew meh, an ai finkin dat peeps dat sew uptite dat da letters N B maks dem upset needs goez dere wons in a wyl sew dey relaxz. Doh mabeh ai am rong, in which caes, headbat meh… but ONLY iffn yew finx ai beh rong. *winx*
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BDm
*Gets up on the soapbox*
If you go ‘way back in the history of ICHC (a year and more), the comments now are a LOT less “adult” than they used to be. So are the captions on the pictures. I agree we need to do a little self-editing sometimes, but generally this site is pretty tame, and pretty friendly, compared to a lot of other places on the web. Just my $0.02USD.