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Dese wuns aer borked
Concatulations on Nawt-sekkund! Duz u fancee hawt cholcit wiv creem dis cold snowee mornin?
Thx, hawt chokklit wud be gud b4 Ai haz to go shoppin. We haz bright sunshyne naow! Waz berry frostee in teh nite, an berry wet erlee, but iz mutsh bedder naow.
Hab made Luciakatten (Lucy kittehs – saffron buns) to go wid – fresh outta oven as Lucy day soon an need practis!
Ai haz nebber heered uv dem, but Ai wud lub 2 tayste! Teh Lunnun “delikasseez” Ai can lib wivowt. Jellid eelz, PLEH!
Heresseee! Jellid eelz GUD! But smoked eelz better! I wuz brout up in Lundun 2!
Ai coem tests fur ew? Ai lubs meh sum buns!
Zee famuz softee tollet rolz doggz beeneh heer agenz!
I maded yoo sum kunfettees! Suprize!!!
Aw, nao I git it! This is hao teh cween mayks awl those neet confettis! *nods knowingly*
And she did an nao I haz em. The kitteh’s name is Pixie. Ain’t she luverly?
Bery bery lublee, plainhat!!! Ai lubs her “Who me?” luk!
plainhat – dis iz ur byootimus kitteh!!!
CONGRATAMULASHUNS!!!
Pixie iz a STAR!!!
U shud has a beeg proud todai!!!
she’s bin struttn around tonite lik she nose her celeb stuff
Famoz toiletz roolz dog bin eere agin!
Paper lace – we haz it!
Mornin, CS, aer u snoed in? Ai seed on TB dat ur part uv teh wirld had a lotta sno.
Your subpoena is served
Paper or Plastic?
Muss go owt naow 2 see iffn teh supermarkit iz gibbin ennyfing awai 2dai! TTFN!
Dat’ll be der day! don get 2 cold!
O hai, annipuss! Howze yer pawly leg? Bedder, ai hopes!
Thx, 4 `memberin! It iz a bit bedder, but teh doktur sez it iz arfritus, so Ai haz 2 put up wiv it till it gets bad enuff fur replaismint!
Wutz a “pawly leg”? Annipuss – hope u okay. Caerfull out dere on the cawld and slippy streetz, kai?
dis b teh nu kitteh art form. u liek, yes?
testee wun tew tree testee
Y meh naem nawt bloo? Nda waers meh new abatar? Eet showed eet in teh who b tawkin box!
Ok iz Weerdpretzels fault ai noes eet iz! Ok Ai’ll b bak! Yew heer meh weerdpretzel *shaeks plasticpaw at Weerdpretzel* Ai’ll b bak!
Dis a veree nice santy hat!
So ai sees da naut-first wif da hat (an a blak naem), da second wifout da hat and a bloo naem, den da fird is liek da naut-second.
ai iz just cleening uwp deh mess deh goggie mayde – yeah datz it!
Paper-taering kitteh taers paper!
Fer ahll uv yer dokyooment shreding needz!
Wat will iz uz to wipe wif naw?
u has a tung.
Ew noes dis won fing dat maeks meh sad fur da kittehs.
Ah gives mah long-hared littel grrl tushie warshings. She akshully coems up tu meh affer she doen her biznus. Is da kyoot!
lolz!
my longhair weezy… she HATES to have me cleen hur up. yet, if she has a, um, isshoo back there.. she never fails to come see me. I gets a whiff and sez oo, someones stinkee! Then I has to rassle hur to get hur cleened up.
Ushually, I just gets owt teh scissurz.
Oh mai CC, ai hab cat Baby dat so big, an hav so much floof bak der…he still kinda new in haus, we reskew him bout a yeer ago. He nawt lets us brush hims yet, he had, isshoo bak der too. He bout 20 pownds now, me an husbin use da scissors, den we haf tu take him tu sink fur a tushie baf. Nawt fun! He bited mai hand so bad dat it swells up twice da size an gawt infected. Ai wunners if a vet would shave him…nawt kin take tu kitteh groomer cuz he will bite.
Origami – yor doin it rong!
Kittehs be doin it rite….eberee bodee else doin it rong, aifinkso. Ai had a kitteh hoo wood take da tish shoes outta da box, 1 bye 1 nad den sleep in da emptee box. Yud fink it wood bee sawfter on da tish shoes.
No ideeya hao it happend. Musta bin gremlinz. Oar alienz.
Wuzzint me! *shayks hed viggorusslee* Nope! Nawt me! *ebil grin*
Dis is such a “Who, me?” faec!
totally a “BUSTED!!!” fase
Mah kitteh be doin this awl teh tiem. Him put teh confetti in his blew cube-toy and den luks all innosent. “I not tear payper!”
(*waves* Is mah first tiem here on da bords.)
Wellkum
Aw tanks Meezer Mom! Youse so berry nice!
Oh hai phoenixmommy!!!
Welcum to dis most wunnerful ov places! Ur lolspeak iz bery gud and ur kitteh iz byootiful.
Iz alwais nice to hab a noo Cheez Fren!
R u on teh ICHC map? I libs between Phoenix and Tooson.
yesh, gud lolspeek!
*wayves ohai bak*
I see you just got home…
Kitteh haz jes taiken up scherenschnitte (Ai fink Ai spelleded it rite, adn no, iyt iys nawt a badd wurd);
Her rlly neededed a haubby;
adn naow weez wil haz liddol papure kutted wurks ov aurt awl oaver teh plaise: KITTEH CAN HAZ TEH KLASSY ADN TEH KULTURE!!
oh Hai…do this getta me a place on that cheezburger intertube page? (Dat’s mai Pixie kitteh! and she oways haz that luk on her face
Heer ai is!!!
Me too!
Yay!! Iz pleh day tewdai, rhsb? Ai culd use sum targit practis…yu line up yur ex wif mai ex…splendid!!
Ai sware if dis compooter kik me awf one moar time!!!
ohai KK4. ai wuz reeding awn teh otter fred adn luking 4 teh offenseive. dinna sea ani, but eye did jus clikie awn ur naem adn is borked linkie liek soembodi mensioned. taeks me 2 h t t p colon slash slash //!!!!/ thot u mite wanna no
grrr…ai had sew much problems wif linkee todai!! Ai nawt sed nuffin offensive but sumone thot dat ai needed reminder….dat site haz obber 200 commints awn it, so yu have tu reed all…lemme see if ai kin find da thred.
Ok, was da one wif kitteh in window blinds. Ai jes made commint, den dis person reminds meh to beh deykoris, der mite be children present…ai noes nawt harmful, but, ai grown woman, ai nawt needs sumone tu come up behind me an tell me tu mind mai manners, fankyu!!!
yew dint say nuffin bad……… but ai dont fink her ment innyfing eiver……..nawt rilly
herz a sweet ladeeee an wudden make yew mad fur nuffin, ai noes it!!
*sigh* aifinkso tu, Jkitty, ai nawt noes wai dat bodderd meh sew much..mebbe mai sore fingers gib me da bad mood? *kk4 sez serinity prayer, tries nawt tu be sew crabby* Der, mebbe dat halp meh!!
eye found teh fred… eye agree dat u sed nuffin. teh otter ishew iz dat eye wanted 2 go 2 ur profyle but wehn eye clickie awn ur bloo, eye get teh !!!! in teh url line adn borked mesj. can nawt find teh paj u luking 4 kinda borked mesj.
Dat’s da pleh, ai nawt noes wat happin der…maybe tomorrow wen site is fresh fings git bedder on mai site…*stoopy compooters* Iz we frended yet? ai go luk awn mai site, an if nawt ai try tu go on yurs.
Ok, we alreddy frended…ai nawt noes wat wrong wif mai profile.
eye waz treeng 2 befrend u, butt tehn eye went 2 mai own paj adn found wii alreddy frends. ;smilee fais; waz gonna leaf u a msj about how u nawt bee nawt dekoryis. eye can get 2 u frum my frens but nawt frum hear. stoopy werdpress. eye am shure iz der falt. clickie awn yer naem frum hear. sea waht ai meen? stoopy werdpress eyesay
adn wat JK sais 2. eye do nawt fink she meened u did anyfing bad.
ai cannot keep lukkin fru teh fred now dat has ober 200 commints…makes me crazeeeeeeee
ai will sees yew guys tewmorrows………… ni-nite!! schmooooo
Meh tu, site is borked now, too many comments…see y’all tomorrow!! Ai pwomise nawt tu be da crabby kitteh noe moar!!! Schmoo tu all ub yu.
an den shoot me tew!!! LOL
ai cannot brayne tewday!!
*shoots Jkitty wif feather gun dat tiklols her chin* pow!
*gigglol………….dat tikkuls*
*grabs fedder awf floor, tiklols Jkitty agin* *runs away kwiklee, gigglols tu salf*
::sits down next tew teh ty-booteek tew watch teh torment::
::Gets bored::
::Wanders awf tew find moar interesting provocayshuns::
shoots nativeca666 wif feather gun…pow!
*Razzin Frazzin*
::picks down owtta nether-regions::
::Tosses brimstone at KK4::
(still in devil mode awparentlee)
*kk4 dodges brimstone, makes a diamond out ub it* *admires diamond* Mai grampa wuz tent revivalist preecher, brimstone…ai nawt skard ub dat!!! *danses round, tiklols nativeca666 wif fether, sprinklols confetti awl around*
::nativeca66 – no longer in devil mode::
::danses in teh confetti and blow his noise maker::
::shakes his money maker::
::shoots KK4 wit marshmellow gun::
::runs away fast::
*kk4 throws pennys at moneymaker dat shakin, wunners wai her cawls yu 666 wen yu is 66* *shakes head, catches marshmallows tu sabe fur later roasting, an pelts NC wif pingpong balls*
*ker-thwack ker-thwack*
::deflects ping pong balls::
*owww – cept dat wun*
::tosses bebbeh pandas at KK4::
Hay, ai sees awn heer dat comment before we came on dat dis person has der kitteh on front page!! Ai has mebbe stoopy kweshun…If you put pictures ub yur kittehs on yur profile, kin udder peeps make lols out ub dem? Ai nawt so clebber wif da lols…but ai wuld lub fur mai kittehs to beh lolld. Ai hab bunch ub piks tu download, and dat wuld beh coolest fing ebber! Ai akshelly gawt sum piks ub awl 3 basement kittehs in one spot last nite!
wan ov mai pishors maed it 2 teh front paj. waz nawt my capshun. soem ov teh teim wehn eye add a pishor it endz up in teh LOL builder; soem of teh teim doez nawt. aifink datz wear most peepz get teh pishours 4 teh lol makeeng.
ps: eye lef u a msg up a bit about ur borked bloo naem linkei
oh BG, ai lurves yer antlols!!
Ai haz a luvs fur dems antlols, too!
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I putted antlols on Little Minion wuns. Just wuns. Nao if she has a nawty in Decemememember, I takes owt teh antlols an jingles teh bell on dem. She runsawaiberyfast ebery time!
ai jus buyed a lil santy hat IRL……… ai can haz hope dat teh mamakitty will let me puttit on her an take teh pikshur… *crosses paws*
Dat brave ub yu! Yu gonna ware gloves, or get hur wile hur sleepin?
fank u bof. teh antlols iz *whisphers* fotoshoped, butt teh christmas sweater iz soemfing eye put on teh kittehz 4 tehr pishour 2 send owt onna chrismas kards. Eye liek to plai kitteh dress up, butt teh kittehs do nawt want. Mai oranj kitteh iz dressed up az a pumpkin in sum ov my pishors on my prophyle
yew noes, KK4 mai mamakitty is berry gentul…….. alwais haz been…ai haz no trubbel cuttin her nayles……sumtimes nawt want medsin inna mouf……but mostly sweet, trustin, lubbin an gentle…. sounds like yer kittehs is gentel tew, BG
*stands by wif first aid kit, just in case*
fanks LCB, nawt needs it
schmooooo
ai knoes CPR (just in case)
oh yew two are jus a larrell ob baffs!!
nawt sew mush wehn whering teh dress up clothes. tehy barely tollerate it but goez along. eye jus hafta bee quik wif teh camera cuz tehy imeediateilee tri 2 git outta teh dress up adn hiss at each otter. tehy is scared ov each otter wehn dressed up. maeks me laff tho
oh dats funny der
cuz dems luks diffrent?? dems is skerred??
ai felt rilly bad years ago wen teh mamakitty’s liddel gurl cum home frum teh v-e-t after her surgry sew nawt hab bebbehs
her smelled like v-e-t an teh mama wuz hissin at her……an herz nawt feelin gud an mama bein mean……..wuz teh sad (dint last long tho)
aifink iz cuz dems iz luking diffrent 2 each otter. iz funneeee. hiss tehn sniff adn lik to gib comfort. iz brover adn sisser. gud frens.
pore liddul gurl dat had mommeh hiss adn bee meen. gud ting it dinna last lawng
Wen ai has tu take a kitteh tu da v.e.t. Awl da udder kittehs hisses at da poor kitteh tu. Ai has tu git carrier owt da nite before, cuz dey awl noes wat dat meens an dey hide.
ohai KK, when u uplodez ur pics, u can chuse privacee setting
foar “ebberywun” oar “private”. If iz private, no wun else haz teh aksess to ur piks. If iz ebberywun, tehn anywun kan use ur pics to mayke a lol!
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also, u haz a defawlt setting in ur profile, under teh “mai akkouwnt” tab. U kan always chaynge teh setting B4 u uplodes, but ai donut fink u can chaynge teh setting after u uplodes.
NOUNCEMENT……….. teh foto shute went berri wail…… ai weel downlode pikshurs tewmorrow
yew may return tew reglar lols…..
FAN QUE!!!
beeg dum oranj kitteh LUBS teh v.e.t. lubs teh car-car ried. lubs teh awl teh peepz at teh vet, speshually teh vet himself. rubz himz hed awn teh vets chin. can nawt weight 2 git outta teh carrier 2 go visit awl teh vet peepz. issa goggie inna catsuit aifinkso. himz sis is moar skered liek a nermal kitteh.
Ooops! Bedder hied dat picksher frum teh landlord hoo finks iz just 1 basement kitteh taht changiz siziz a lot.
2M ai thotted ai seed dat yew changed yer profyle pikshur an puts hatz on yer kittehs………. ar yew waitin fur WP to do the majic??
Ai changes abatar on WP, too, but ai knoes it taeks a litlol wyle. Gotted insp…isipr…insipr…jellus ov ebbrybuddy’s hollolollday abatars.
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(Sorry, GP – ai admitz to likin a cupple fings aobut teh Solstice…silli hatz iz wun ov dem.)
’twill be a cyooot wun frum wut ai saw on yer lol pikshur……. ai luks furward tew it
is cyooot!!! yay fur teh crissmess abatar!!!
Hai 2minions!
I didz teh saem fing. Wen I libbed in apartments, I told dem dat I had two kittehs. Reely, I had 2 white Manx, and a torti. I figured dat dey cud neber tell dem apart ennyway.
**giglols** Da 3 BC’s in house is sew diffrint lookin…Mommy is bery tiny gurl, nawt ebben 6 pownds, den her baby, mai Secret, he bout 14 pownds, an Baby, he bout 20 pownds, an super floofy! Mai naybor notis dat der mus be moar den one BC in haus, but her has kittehs tu, sew we jes lol bout it!!!
ai nawt can brayne tudai….ai has teh stupid…
Wai nawt kin brane todai? Yu needs tu get a kitteh cus yu nawt hab goggie noe moar! Dat make yu feel nawt da pleh, aifinkso.
dat probablee contribyoots tew teh pleh….
ai awlsew nawt abul tew brayne….eef mai brayne splorted…..*poyntes daown commints a bit furthur*
Ok, ai fixes it reel fast fur yu down da thred. Ai nawt dun it much, but aifinks it will wurk.
Iz been pleh week, KK.
Yu glad tumorrow almost Caturday?
Berry musch so.
At leest awn Caturday I kin sleep in an mebbe waek up feline beddur.
I has teh hedakes an uther fizikul stuffs (girlie), plus teh stress ov eberyting eles.
*opuns mouf tew sai sumptin, den kloses eet, and slinks tew cornur*
RHSB, did yew get yer wireless routr werkin……..ai wuz tryin to ‘member wut ai did went ai putted teh router in……. aifinkso teh puter jus has tew tawk tew teh router??
Nawt yet, but I nawt feelz lyk fitin wif it dis late (iz 10:48 pm heer).
A co-worker told me sum fings tew try, sew will do taht mebbe 2morro.
will probly be eezier den yew finks…….. nawt shur wut kind it is but if yew google it sumtimes teh forums cum up wif folks tawkin bout wut makes stuffs werk n stuffs like dat der…..
uh oh….ai gawtz badd feelin abaowt dis….
*runrunrunsawaiberryfast tew hied undur kleen kloeths inna baskitt*
test…
triing tew get mai noo krissmiss abatar awn heer, it nawt heer – WP, spit it owt!!!
grrr – stoopy werdpretzel….
ai can seez yer abatar! iz beree krissmissee! luks nies!
yew kan see mai krissmiss avatar wid mai Himalayan kitteh Stormy wearing a santy hat??!!!
nawt shur whut a himalayan kitteh wud bee….but ai seez a kitteh wid a santee hat…
UK teh abatar is werkin……….ish berry cyoooot
Himmys iz purty!
Google imidjs ov tehm. MAKE SHURE U GOTS UR CHRG AWN!
O…..M…..G…….*pulls noo CHRG titer awn hed*
*SPLORT*
*CHRG braykes wid fowrce of splort*
Agin, DK? Yur hed mus be hurtin 2nite!!!
Scoop, scoop, scoop up teh brains
Picks out awl the stuff that doesn’t belong in yur hed!
Washes the brains very gently with…. lets see….. how bowt a chokalit milk brain bath? Yesh, that will do. (when you are 21 you can hab a champayne brain bath).
Slides the brains back in your head.
wraps the duck tape around the head elebenty billion times. (don’t worry, its light weight duck tape- youll never know its there)
gives u anudder blanki to snuggle up in. Hands over chokalate possums and fresh chokalate milkshakes.
Hope you feelin better now!
I finks him splorts jes tew gets teh choklit an floofy blankee.
ai duz nawt!
doze kittehs had lawtz ob kyoot…..
Ooo, choklit milk brain bath – ossim idea!
Oh, noes! Anuver CHRG fail?
Ifinkso UK is rite – dragons has lotsa branes an sparklee, too.
Mebbe GP or Pd’B can inbent Kevlar CHRG? Butt meenwiles,
*scoopity, scoopity – dis teh rite scoop? OK, yes, nawt DAT scoop*
*rins in wadders wif a litlol bit ov gloo in it – help branes stay in*
*pakkity, pakkity, arms gettin tired, pakkity*
Nao teh tricky part…
*noo CHRG w droings ov ranedrops too keep hed cool*
*ducky taep do not want – black elec…ectric…taep for wires insted – use hole role*
Mebbe a crash hemet?
*puts ginormous cristil punch bowl on dragon hed*
Good greef. DK has not finish wif last blankee!
*adds anovver floofy blanket wif speshul lukky blak cat hair on it, curtsy ov BC’s Minions*
*hands hawt chocklit an big Macintosh caramel bar fur moar stickiness*
Take it eezy, DK. Only Doctor Tinycat knoes wut happens wif consecutif splotrs.
o wao…dubble treetmint!
lolz…yoo sed butt!
and eef dere wuz kevlar CHRG, dat wud bee liek miracul frum CC…
Iz teh unique kitteh. aifinkso you haz tu fall off teh log(logoff) den climb back onna log and wayt fur WP to nom ur avatar(couple hours 2 awl day for sums)
…How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, ‘n’ how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, ‘n’ how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they’re forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind,
The answer is blowin’ in the wind.
U rebellin agin sumfin 2nite, WRr?
Just been a pleh week.
why4 teh pleh week?
Teh borked waddur pieps inna ground.
Teh haows builder nawt start haws yet.
wurkz izza krissy maus rushes.
borked waddur pieps inna ground????//? iz it taht cold? oar otter problem? u shore iz haveing a pleh week. {{{{WestRiver rat}}}} ai can ficks u a drinkie? am gud bartender. can ficks almost anyfing but borked pipez.
Wat u do foar werks? Kin u tayle us?
I am civilian employee foar teh law enforsement guies, Admin Assistant.
Ai wurks for a residential care/educational facility associated wif a religious organizations. (we iz a boarding school for special needs students) It iz all nonprofit and privately funded.
sounds like it mite have its challenges…….. but rewarding too
Neon signs a-flashin’, taxi cabs and buses passin’ through the night
A distant moanin’ of a train seems to play a sad refrain to the night
A rainy night in Georgia, such a rainy night in Georgia
Lord, I believe it’s rainin’ all over the world
I feel like it’s rainin’ all over the world
ridin on teh city ob nooo orleeeens
illinois central
monday mornin rain
The City of New Orleans
by Steve Goodman
Riding on the City of New Orleans,
Illinois Central Monday morning rail
Fifteen cars and fifteen restless riders,
Three conductors and twenty-five sacks of mail.
All along the southbound odyssey
The train pulls out at Kankakee
Rolls along past houses, farms and fields.
Passin’ trains that have no names,
Freight yards full of old black men
And the graveyards of the rusted automobiles.
CHORUS:
Good morning America how are you?
Don’t you know me I’m your native son,
I’m the train they call The City of New Orleans,
I’ll be gone five hundred miles when the day is done.
Oh, Jkitty, ai lubs dat sawng! *kk4 jes amazed at da bestest music tonite*
one ob teh old songs frum mai grand canyon days…….wen ai werked der fur a year……. yew gets teh idea ob wen
Was in da nawt tu distant past, ai sure. Seem like yesterdai done it?
in sum wais, yesh
in odder wais wuz laik a diffrunt person/diffrunt whirld
ai noez dat sawng!!
WWR, it iz rainin in GA (IRL). Ai am listenin tu it fall on teh roof, while the wind blows, and 2 of mai kittehs snore.
Aw, wat a grate mental pikshur foar teh eers….
U gots metal roof? Eben bettur wif metal roof.
You too, huh?
I’m still waitin foar my massadj. I’ll rub ur bak if u rub mien. Deel?
Den, wii kin sit bak wif an adult bevridj an commizzurate wif eech uthur.
Sounds gud.
http://www.geocities.com/bjaes.geo/lyrics/candida.htm
Hmmm, ware duz mai shootin fit in heer? *waits fur nextest time*
hums Maggies Farm, thinks peecful thots.
Ai haz teh coyotes cross teh street lukking for kittehs tu nom.
*eyes lite up* dey nawt as wiley as dis ol countree gurl! Dey noms da kittehs? *loads pokkits up wif shells* OK…annyone luking heer, nawt angree ledders tu meh!!! Ai alreddy gotted pikt on todai!!
Whyfoar?
Cuz der was fing bout nawt sayin inaprop–innapropp–nawt kid frendlee stuff, an ai nawt usualy do dat. Den ai ask sum peeps wat FTW meens, dey tells meh, den ai make shoky face like dis
an say dat ai wuz putting letter togedder in mai mind….den sumone comes up on da thred rite behind meh an reminds meh tu be deykorus, cuz childrens culd be watchin! Dat made meh mad!! Ai nawt needs tu be poleesd, and der wer wurs fings on der dat dis persun culd hab commented on. *grumbles tu self*
dey noms kittehs? *teeree eyez*
Yas iz why I doan liek dem. Dey also nom the bebbeh lambs adn calfs and piggehs.
reelee?
ai has teh teeree eyez badd nao…
**Shakes finger at DK**
Wat did I tayle u? WAT DID I TAYLE U?!?
**grumblol, grumblol**
Mebbe wii shud leev DK lyk dis foar a whiel, guies?
Dis wuz pozed tew go under DK’s seckund splort.
Buttz…buttz……..ai tried tew keep CHRG awn…and eet wuz noo tew…..lnawt mai fawlt dat kittehs arre sew kyoot….
And garbage cans…ebery mudder fawdder night
::sheesh::
*grumblol grumblol*
Oh hai NC66!! u lukking hansum in deh santy hat and shaydez… duz u haz a Tiki story fur us???
Come awn, nativeca666, mebbe we needs tu shoot sum stuff an yu feels da bedder, an save lives ub kittehs, lambs and piggehs!! *throws can in air, sees how many times nc66 can shoot it before it hits da ground*
Does need to shoot coyotes? Dusn’t tehy blows up demselfs wif Acme products?
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Grabs pellet gun and fires awf uh couple of shots
in general direksun ob coyotes.
::misses awn purpose::
::sneaks owt late at night a tosses hot dogs in rascal path::
::ebery morning – they’re gone::
::shrugs::
Oh, Fankyew NC66!!! Sry i didn’t git bak tu u sooner…I got distracted bai a brite shiny object…. I hadn’t seeinged dat fred b4.
: -)
And now I goez tu bed. Schmoooz.
Nawt teh bebbeh cows!
I had pet cow wen I wuz kid. Named him Jeff.
Hims naem eventually ended up as “hamburger”.
My dad had piggeh as pet. It followed him arown lyk dog.
ohmai, wii cud be asking fur Jeff wif cheez? 8o
Sounds Gud
www dot geocities dot com/bjaes dot geo/lyrics/candida dot htm
U wantz teh applol cinnymun smelling oils oar teh cool cukeumbers?
Cukes, plz.
I smell teh applol cinnamonom, I try tew be nommin myself.
Dylan, teh bestest lyricist ever aifinkso.
Oh hai, bigG!! Ai lubs Dylan!! Ai gawts awl mai old albums, den bot CD’s ub same albums. Ai lissens tu him wen ai cleen haus an stuff. Me an kids used tu dans in da kitchen tu him.
My fabrit is teh Subterranean Homesick Blues, or I fink dats wat iz cawled.
Side note: I has been known to do Bob Dylan impresshun ov him singin nawt-Bob Dylan songs. Dribes my frenz crazee but iz fun to do ennywayz.
OOOOOOHHHHH, dat must be da WIN! Is kinna a crapshoot wen yu buy his live albums. Ai hab live album ub Bob Dylan an The Band. He has dat funkee kinna voice in der…still gud album, but, culda bin bedder, aifinkso.
U shud heer me doin “Bohemian Rhapsody” Bob Dylan style!
Iz pawsibble to has eerwurm wifout heerin u akshully? Ifinkso, yes.
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Imaginary eerwurm. Teh Power Ov Suggeshun, yu has it, rhsb!!
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(Butt will she use tihs pwr fur gud or ebil? Toona in tomorrroww, same cat-time, same cat-channel!)
U nebber kno…..
I am teh oridjinal Ebil Maus Minyun, ‘member? **ebil grin**
mye hubbeh adn eye waz werking awn a new song kawled Suburban Catsick Blues. He iz gonna sing adn play guitar. Eye am gonna hold teh cards wif teh sayingz whyle standing in front of a video ov our kittehs. Sum of teh lyrics are
Sophie’s in the window
Scaring off the squirrels
Leo’s on the table
Eating all he’s able
The cat in the paper sack
Tail out, no dice
Says you better think twice
Wants to get the bag mice
Look out cats
You’re silly and fats
God knows when
But you’re eatin’ it again
You better get off the counter
Moochin’ for a tidbit
The cat with the fuzzy face
In the kitchen
Wants eleven kitty treats
You only got ten
Dat iz teh WIN!
coming sumdai to YouTube. wehn wii get aroundtoit
Dat….iz a pwnfull sawng….and full ob win!
Dat wus awsum!!!! Ai is speechliss wif amazemint, bigG!!! Ai gotta show dis tu husbin!!
Eye jus bot Teh Koleckshion offa teh iTunes. was cheeper tehn buying awl teh songs eye dinna haev.
Heh…wuz nawt /mai/ fawlt…..doan’t luk att meh…..
Aww…succh a kyoot kitteh….
*SPLORT*
ohai DK – iz gud fing ai iz heer triing mai noo abatar, aifinkso…yew mite hab ben heer a wile before ne1 found yew…
nawt gud at dis, but will trii -
sweepy, sweepy up DK’s braynes
wow, dragons hab LAWTS uv braynes, adn dey be sparlee tew!
scoopity scoopity bakk in DK’s hed, hope yew nawt mynd a liddle dust…
staple tawp of hed bakk awn, den *tug, tug* CHGR w/doi uv snowmen awn DK’s hed, *tapity tapity tapit* wif red and green dukkie taype
*hands DK a big kup uv hawt choklit wif wippy creme, adn sum choklit raindeer
adn *tuk tuk* floofy blankie wif winter scenes awn it around DK.
feel bedder naow, DK?
*krosses white paws hoeps uniquekitty did it rite*
Eggsalad, uniqekitty!! Bery gud job!
(ermm…..ai nawt noez wut ’sparlee’ meenz….)
*sips awn hawt chokklit*
*snorgles blankie and taeks napp*
oops- sawree..wuz spozed tew be “sparkley”
Otay, spankee, ai fink ai fownd yew, my cheezpeeps. luvscatsva, ohai, ai cud not respond tu yew on teh otter picshur. Ai iz glad we are naybors!
Ai haz to hit da hay noo. Gudnite to awl!!!
Nite, PH.
Sweet Jimmy Buffet dreems, parrothead! *tucks parrothead intu bed wif floofy parrot cullerd blankee, gibs her margarita on da roks, locks teenage gurl owt ub parrotheads room* Nity nite, mai frend!
g’nite Parrothead!! Schmoo.
Oh, noes – iz yu still breevin teh missile toe, mai cween?
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(Or does u jus liek teh schmoos?)
*opuns mouf to sai sumptin, de klosus eet, and slinks awai tew cornur*
(Drat. DK failed to fall into the trap I didn’t know I was setting for him!)
o 2M, yew is gettin close…….. yer pikshur in the look who be tawkin has teh hats on…….
sooooon
*peekz awt ob cornur* ai’z nawt gunna du a repeet ob wut happuned a feyoo dayz ago…..ai’z lurned bettur nao….
Hey guies, I did has wun brite spot 2day.
I snorgled kittehs!
Had lots of tiem between appoyntments, so I went to adopshun part of PetSmart an lubbed awn teh kittehs!
Wun wuz 10 week owld bebbeh gurl who looked lyk hur had lotsa Maine Coon in hur! Wuz teh sweetist fing. Teh onlee posishun hur letted me hold hur in wuz cradlin hur lyk bebbeh, wif belleh stuk up inna ayre. Holdin hur lyk dat, hur became kitteh wif no bonez.
I awlmost stuk hur in my purse an lefted!
ai cannt go to petstores to snorgle kittehs becuz ai alwayz want tu bring tem awl home wid me. And teh 4 tat ai gotz right now wuldn’t liek me or any interloper that ai bring home.
Monday afternoon, ai tried to bring home a cat that wuz sitting on the side ov teh road. Ai knew ai wud be in big trubble if ai walked in with another cat. Ai guess it wuz a gud thing that ai couldnt catch it, but ai have been worried about it ever since… owt there awl alone.
iz soooo hard, but gotta remememember sumtimes kittehs knoes were tehy goin an nawt tell hoomins. i readed taht a kitteh’s territory can be miles across! so tihs kitteh mite jus hav been on teh way hoem fur teh nite.
teh older ai gets, teh moer ai knoes ai can’t saev awl teh kittehs inna whirled – an teh older ai gets, teh moer ai WANTS to!
Don’t I know it! I would save them awl!
But then i jus remind myself that another kittey in the howse means another pleh litter box to clean….and POOF….my sanity returns and I go home empty handed!
Dose Maine Coons – tehy iz just as happy upsided down!
Smart fing to do in a pleh week. Maeks u happy, maeks kittehs happy, maeks ovver peeps wanna kittehs ov tehr own. Yu puttin gud stuff owt inna whirled – mebbe counter ax teh pleh stuff.
An if nawt, yu still has teh snorgles!
Yeps, mah Buddy LUBS tummee snorgles…. hims mosslee maincoon
I redded tihs as “mostly macaroon” – lukked agin – “mostly macaroni”
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Fink ai needz teh noo glasses!
sew did ai 2M……ai sawdeded eet, and sed tew mahself, “wut? mostly macaroni?”
lol…
LOLS and LOLS
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Dat beh berry funnee.
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Buddy kitteh (wif 6 pix awn mah profile) is Maine Coon.
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Nawt Italian. Sowree fur kornfuzions
aww…hao kyoot….teh kitteh, ai meens….
I must say, tho.
Wuz nawt a gud day to ware dark bloo shirt.
It wuz CUBBERED in kitteh hayres by teh tiem I leftid.
Awwww. it so much fun tu haz deh snorglolz adn snugglolz!!!!
Dis campgrownd haz tew kittehz dat libz heer. Adn deh momma kitteh b berry floofee adn lubbz tu git deh pettingz!!! Dey boi kitteh not sew much. I fergitz deh momma kittehz name, but deh boi b ‘Doodlez’ — he yewst tu b ‘Dude’ but he bisited deh vet adn now…….
Nawt tu Doodlez it wuzznt.
Luv it..I snorgle kittehs at the petSmart awl the tiem since I volinteir der all the tiem. Dat Pixie kitteh abuv with awl the shredded paper came from a petsmart adopshun senter.
DO WANT mi abatar hats!!!
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no wate anovver hour. WANT NAO!
ai seez yur abatar…wif purtee hatz awn…
I cannot brane today – nao I has teh dumb (iz wun ov mai fabrits, too). I has to falls off teh log. BRB
Iz bak – iz mai hats on? Abatar has hats in Hoos talkin…
Hats, hats, hats, hats!!!!!
*dans, dans, dans*
*twirl, spin, hop*
Mai embarrisin pride in mai pafetic teknikle skills, let me show you it!
doz happi dans fur 2minions hatz
Iz byootiful hats! *dans dans dans, spin, dans agin* Oh hai down der, BDM, site is borked wif obber 200 commints, so ai gotta go nao, see’s y’all tomorrow!
Hey, DK! I asked you (back on the rainbow icee thred) if you had snow Tuesday morning? Ai saw on the news that Atlanta and north ga had little bit of powder. Ai libs about 2 hours south of you- we only get snow about every 4-5 years or so!
ai answurred dere…..awltho WP probablee nommed awn it…
eet snowed sum, but nawt reech teh grownd… as yooshual….
ebberee tiem eet akshualee snow at hoem, mai fambily is at teh beech…
I finkso I goin 2 bed.
Mebbe stoopy hedake be gone inna mornin. Wud be gud start 2 Day Befoar Caturday. Alsew, annoyin, Krissmiss-musick-playin co-worker iz awf tew, so will be extry-gud!
‘Nite, folks.
Nite, rhsb
Nite, rhsb! Has a happitayl day inna mornin wif no heddayks!
counts up tew 200.
197…198…199…ai’m owtty
C-ya cheezpeeps
KK4 oar Jamamakitty? U steel heer?
Ohai, cheezpeeps, Iz bak. Ai stil bee tryin to getz mai Krissmuss abatar to werk. I haz lottsa advice urlier adn nao ai tryz agin. ai hope teh WP getsit dis tyme.
Iffen it werks ai wil hsb teh big happee.
Oh noes…mai hatz nawt heer. Howcum hatz showz in whos tawkin but nawt heer? Ai tries one moor tyme.
Teh weird pretzel takez along tyme, ai guesses. Tyme to go sleepee wif floofy comferter adn kitteh. Niteawl.