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Don’t look at me, he’s YOUR son.
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hez just hangin arownd!
Coga rats audra 27!
*Shakes up creamy chocolit martuins, pours em out, passes em arownd*
tank u. ai is nawt much of a drinker of martoonies, but a litlol chawklit is never bad!
okeh, I maek urs light awn da martini, heavy awn da choclit. *Adds tiny strawberries around rim ov glass*
yum yum, widdle stwawbewweez!
Concatshoelaces on yer nawt sekkund, audra!
Mmmm – niec job wif teh martoonies, princessmu. Dis iz teh YUMMEH!
fanks nightshayde! ur Christmas outfit is pritty
hay, haow do u get an avitar dat shows up fur teh commintz? i’z been on dis site for a long tiem, nawt a n00b, but dunno haow 2 gets wun. jus teh stoopid deefalt imige!
If you click on cweenmj’s blue name, you will be magically whisked to her blog and will find the answers to that question and many more. She is a very good resource.
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The Reader’s Digest Condensed Version: You have to sign up for a (free) WordPress account & set up an avatar there which will then show up here… eventually.
Yu needs to has a Weirdpress ackownt an do….stuff! LCB and CweenMJ and mennee odders cacn splayn bedderer!
I haz helperz fur deh noobeez adn deh not so noobeez at
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz
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it splainez avatarz adn uzzer stuff, like how tu gitting on
deh map.
cweenmj is verri kind an halpful an itz eezy to haz avvata wiv her halp!
Huzza fur audra27, up tehre drissted up so prittee!! An Maus, nawt far behind, but still luking rather kwiltee!
An thanks, Princess Mu, but teh creemee choklit marunie! JUST waht ai needed rite nao!!
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An heer in teh noo updayted jollee list ov festivlee drisst Peepl ov Cheezland!
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Ai’m hopeing to encourage ebreewun to joyne in! Ebreewun drisst up so prettilee adds to teh ambience fur shur!!
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If ai hav left enewun out, pleez let me knoe.
Ai lefz oud…ai naut invighted mebbe
Ore ai naud drezzedup gud nuf
anywun hoo wants kan dress up, just needs a wurdpress akkownt to haz own abatar. eben if yoo not haz christmas, kan do sumfin else fancy. tehr are being lots ob fansee fings at pikipimp.com an fundraw.com to make fancy abatars!
oh, okaey! fanx!
Oh, dats hau u got pretty abbutars! Ai liekes um!
Yoo can hav wun too! cweenmj haz reelee grate instrukshuns awn hur site.
Fank ooo! But ai mebbe tu lazee ur pooped-out ta du! Ken u bleev, iz hektik at wurk, an we haz obertimez!
I haz a Kiss-mouse Pye avvata nowe?
Haz tew skwint a bit but Pye can haz a likkel hat an iz unda teh missel-tow. She haz a hopez!
Aifanktew for teh infoe!
Ai seez! Schmoooo Pye!!!!
is Lunar mommy the wun who said she could halp mi put awn mi Christmas jacket? I treid to do it at fun draw dot com, but i failed
Lunar Mommy if yoo r out there, please halp!!!!
Ai went wiv pikipimp – if Ai is nao waerin a santa hat, tehn it is mush eesyer!
Yeay! Ai has gawt mai hat awn!
An berry cyoot it lukks 2!
Ai has to sai, Ai AM rarver pleesd wiv it!
Ur hat luks berry festiv an purrdee1!!!!1
i kan be hepling! iz bestest to yooze a bigger pikshure tahn teh teenytiny abatar taht shows up heer, so if tehr iz being a bigger pikshure on yor profile pics or sumwher, let me know. or tehr iz also website sumwun esle menshuned called pikipimp.com, wher yoo kan be uploading yor photo an put dekorayshuns on it. let me kno heer or leev a messij on my profile!
oh, i see ambercat mentined it. sumwun else did too. it luks fun an eezy.
Fanks!!! Ai needz awlda helpz ai ken getz!
uh ohes… duz wee hasta pay extry foar teh fancee ambiance?
Ai’m tryink to dress up, but its nawt werkin yet!
It halps if u log out of WordPress after updating ur picture then log back in.
And it might take a few whiles for everything to update after that.
Loggd in, loggd owt, went fur a wolk, cukked dinneh, loggd in an owt agin, shuk it awl abowt, did teh hokey cokey and a bottul ob rum, an STILL no santa hat awn mai avatar!
Did u rember to recalibrate teh Fetzer valve on teh henweigh?
Whatsa henweigh?
25 drachmas, same as in town!
*rimshot*
*snerk*
Fun!
Or – aboutz five pounz or 2 kilogrims.
Ah! Mebbe if Ai revurse teh polarittee……
b*gger!
wun, larst, trai…..
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!*
U knoes whut they sez: a watched hat doesn’t boil.
ai fownd taht it wud nawt show up at ICHC until it showz up as ur main pikshur at WP.com.
Eben iffn u do ebbryfing rite, it sumtiemz taeks WP a wile 2 desyde 2 let u haz ur nyoo abatar.
I cn see it in teh WTB part Ambercat.. It shud be here in teh commints soon!
But I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need!
An heer it iz, awn ur hed, lukkin reel-reel SHARP!
wut exactamullee is diz 4? but i’z nawt awn it…
sum peeples hoo haz abatars on tehr wurdpress akkownts (see cweenmj’s blog for teh how-to’s) are dekoramayting tehm for christmas. anywun kan joyn in, or not, as tehy wish.
Pleeze to be adding mai festivlee dekt owt persona!
well…Aye AM tryin!
Ai will restrayn form maekin teh obvyus commet….!
Oh COL – yu menshunned bean befrended awn teh larst LOl; Ai wud LUV to has yu as mai frend but yu is nawt blu! Go blu an teh frends will com flokking!
COL = yoo just need to put this – well – wehn yoo want to maek a commint – the space where it sez URL (yurs shud be emtee)
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Just put THIS
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-CrazyOldLady
there – an yoo shud tern bloo
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Yoo mite haz to add teh
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But trai it furst wiffaut. WP shud doo it fur yoo.
ai ‘m can traing . wp gibz me sezunal naim but nawt pikshur. Ai goze tu se haow muxh ai kin skroo it up moar.
N kumming soon – 4point5kittehs!
Ohhh! Ai can see Ambercat in teh WBT too!
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OK – nao – hoo can halp Jajeh get into hur Holly Day Fineree. Ai saw sumwum – Jamamakitty? hoo cud put sum prettee things awn teh kwiltz!
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Dont fret, Jajeh – we will get yoo fixed up sumhao.
Tank oo fur awl de helpz!!!
I haz a christmas kittee now
Anna berree purdee on he iz!
He’s your son too…
“He’s not your son, Fred.”
“Stop torturing me, Ethel.”
Dun tewl meh iz rickees son!
Somebuddy’s got some splaining to do!
An we awl fot he wuz rehersin a new show at da club!
An wut a show, it iz!
Nawt sootibul fur teh yunger vyooerz.
*puts awn big polka dot dress wif glubs an matchee purse an hat, tries tu get Rickee tu let meh be in da show*
“Firesign Theater” ref FTW!!!! Got that one on vinyl…
Yaaaaaay!!!! Somebody got it!!!! There are not many of us left, my friend…
Um, kin sumone anser stoopy qweshun fur meh? Wat FTW meens? Ai sees it awl da times, an ai finally haz tu ask! *sits slitely embarissd, wates fur anser*
Foar
Teh
Win!
meens iz gud. aifinkso iz mebbe soccer term?
Meenz “For The Win” litteralley. Conno… caunau… ovver meaning is “That ghing mentiond is the grate stuffz.”
Fanks yu awl!! Ai tries tu fink wat it meens wif da letturs..ai came up wif sum pretty maginative stuffs der!!
Ai finx, butt am nawt kom pleat lee shur, dat yew shud reed da letters bakwards, and den et makes moor sense.
*gigglols* dat wuz one ub da fings ai fot about!!!
Kan yew tall dat ai stall beh purty noo?
Ai purty noo too, yoo!! Sumtiems ai wates fur udder peeps tu ask…but noe one askt lately bout dat one!
Sumtimezs u run stuff liek FTW awn Googlol ur Yahmew, u gets deh ansers, or drected to a webspeek dickshunairy wif deh anser
Pls tu nawt be furgetting tu be daykorus. Dere mite be chilren prezunt.
Ai finks dat wuz nawt undaykorus, yesh?
ennee childrens dat noes wot dat meens probbllee needs beddur parentz
Fanks yu!!! {{BDM}} Aifinks we nawt needs tu beh reminded!!
Hey der, BDM, ai jes frended yu, ai want tu send yu letter have tu wate til yu okay meh!!
KK4, ai juss chex may profyl and nawt has anee outstanding rekwests fur frens, an when ai clicked awn yr naem, it sed yr profile nawt exists, dat et beh a bucnch ub expli… axplen… dees fings! !!!!
Wat!! mai profile nawt exist!!! Pleh!! clikee agin on mai bloo name, an clikee da fing tu request frend, aifinkso. Or add as frend…ai want tu send yu leter!! Ai gonna add dis one, and trys agin fur yu, and doublol chek wat ai jest sed!!!
Ai hads trubble erlier, wen ai had frend request, it tuk meh like 5 times tu gets it tu go throo….stoopy compooters!!!! Iz ware yu kin git messages…NAWT massages fur dose woo finks we not deykoris!!!
YIKES!! Yur rite! It WUZ there!
Reeds thru commints agin…nope, nuffin offensive wuz sed heer. Ai haz chilrens an granchilrens, ai noes tu be daykorus…………….
Olive!! ai haz tu say dis…aifinks yu shuld sabe dese reminders fur peeps dat say fings dat are trooly offensive or out ub line. Yu problee bery nise ladee, liek ai am, an like BDM is. Aifink dat yu culd go up an down da thred heer an mebbe choose sumone else tu direct a reminder tu. Kthx.
Chip awf teh ole blok.
Aw — kitteh haz a “mini-meh.”
I liek that one! gud one!
Ai haz a mini-me, azwell. It’s teh fun!
wudnt dat be a “mini-mew”?
LOL!!! Yes..mini-mew! Dey luks so alike!
Ai liekz dat “mini-mew!” an dey lukz so berry mush alike!
U tell him 2 behabe
No, YU tell him to behabe…I fink he looks gud rite were he is!
He sertinlee luks berry cyoot!
He iz behabin! He behabin juz liek yung kitteh!
Plz to spaer sum change fur teh Veneeshun Blind.
*wipes up keebord after reading this wif pi in hur mouth*
Ooops. Sry.
*handz leeza a wipe*
Ai noe how 2 maek a Venetian blind…
Shien brite lite in himz eyez?
Hay! I heared that.
Frow sand in himz iis.
LOLZ
Paint hiz sunglazezz blak?
Dat iz a kynder wai dan myne!
LOL
u can’t chaynge a veneeshun blynd unless it REEELLEE wantz to chaynge
*snerk*
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Ai lubs chocokitteh wif teh Santa hat — itz teh kyoot!
oh, merci bow-koo! u iz luuking very festive an kyoot urself!
teh veneeshuns aer awl wet rite naow, ennywai
Onlee if teh gone-doh-lah leeks. (Oar is it raininging a lawt der nao?)
*Henry Higgins accent*
Teh rain in Venice
It rly is a menace
Dey haz berry ohai tyde an fluddz – Ai seed a pikchoor uv sumwun wadin in St Marks skware.
daddeh is turning a blind I.
hahah! win!
he shore is, bebbeh kitteh is mooning da neighbors
and kids do not try this @ home!
But… but… (heh) if u moon teh naybors at their house, they call teh polices on u!
Or so I imagine.
*Heh heh*
You said but…
u wud not NOES, ai am shur…
*looks innocent*
*realizes that nobuddy can sees my face at teh moment*
*looks regular*
(taht iz 2 say, NAWT innosent.)
*psst* the LCB is only atta Naybors house wren himz naught hoam
sew she hasta magine them there,
Rite! Dohn trai at hoeme! Go nex door an trai!
He is sooo cute!
he really is! thats how he gets away wiff such mischef!
He nawt gets way wiff it 4 long. Ah wills punissh hims with a snorgle.
Nooooo – nawt teh snorgle!
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Next – teh cumfee chare!!!
Biggles! Fetch…THE CUSHIONS!
Kew da nominus meewsik. ♫
Hims bery cute! Luk at his litlol stripy legs an dat litlol face! Ai kin nebber goes ware der is litlol kittuns, ai wuld haf tu bring one home wif meh. Husbin has frend dat gots bebbeh kittehs, ai nawt kin goes der. We alreddy da nayborhud crazy cat cupple!
Boff kittehs r GORGEOUS!!!! Ai lubsum boff!
Mai mum haz jist bawt a noo kitteh. Iz so hard nawt too bee mobin’ back home too spendz awl mai thyme wif him coz he iz jist sew ful ob teh win and teh awsomeness. Ai lubz him and kissez him and cuddlols him and callz him Jorje … eben if she callz him Muffin. Oooh …. dotz! Must follow *smylols*
Awwww!!!! Wazhis cullor be?
Himz bein’ a seal-point Himilayan, sew he haz teh chawklit earz, face, feetz and tailz, an’ whyte bodie. Himz bein’ a berry sawlid littlol boi, luukin’ down he iz one solid streak of floof! Ai jist wantz to spendz awl mai thyme snorgling him *smilols*
Awwww……….Purrddeee!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oooohhh – ai lubs teh himalayans!! mai Stormy kitteh wuz a bloo point himmy, him krost teh bridj in August
wuz 17 yeers yung
Lub da Jorge ref!!! Littlol kittehs is da bestest ebber!
Iz wun ob mai fabrite cartoonz eber! Wun dai, Ai will bee habin’ teh kitteh called Jorge *smilols*
Iz hard nawt to bee gettin’ maiself anober wun now … but Ai alweady haz too rescue kittehs dat Ai iz nawt supposed to bee habin’ – iz against teh rulez ob teh lease. Pleh. *Sad faice*
Is hard, ai noes! Ai onlee spost tu hab 2 kittehs on rent agreesment, but nao ai hab 6! 4 is reskew kittehs. Landlord nawt sez nuffin sew far…we bin heer bout 4 yeers. Ai kinnawt imajin habbing tu moob agin wif awl dees kittehs!
Iz gud dat yoo bee habin’ teh landlawd woo nawt bee luukin’ too closely … perhaps dere iz an abantage in teh blindness ob teh mail after awl!
*gibs floofy paw high five* Also, fwee ub dem is blak kittehs, but dey awl diffrint sizes, mebbe he finks dat same blak kitteh luk out da windows.
Hai Mawm! Lukkit wut Dad tawt mii!
Pull mah wiskur?
*snerk*
Awwwww.
Awas, Eye am not kitteh parunt.
der r lawts ov kittens tew go around. r u nawt abul terw adopt rite nao? or maybe u am alergic?
Thuh problem ees two-fowld; not enuff munee end also apartmint doesn’t allow pets.
Aww….wehl, purrheps sumeday suun!
Iz eezee gedda kitteh eff u abull have wun! Manee, manee out der needin hoemz! An den dey be deh joy ub ur liefe!
haveng problums wif Windows agin?
ohia Catalogical
I hoep u r dewing well. I lubs ur comint it maed mi LOL at werk! 
*heddesk*
y is cutting small kitteh wif all dem window bladez?
Dems sum sturdy blinds, an den sum! Mai kittehs bended mai blinds sew bad dat ai takes dem down an puts up curtins fur dem tu shred.
ai finx dese beh da windoze ub a owlder mobile home, dat “crank” open and closeded (but neber quite closeded enuf in Minnesnowta en winter), radder dan “blinds”.
um, mehbeh nawt… *embarassed fas*
*whispurrs* Iz okai…
Big kitteh probly taut him to do dat! Mai kittehs bend and stick whole bodie froo sumtiems. Dey knoes dey nawt sposed to do dat. O well. Kittehs do dat….aifinkso.
Oh hai, KCT! Mai kittehs did dat awl da tiem, ai try tu teeches dem nawt tu..wawll, yu noes how dat wint! Ai gibbed up an gotted curtins. Sumtiems we gits hoem frum fishing an der kittehs half in an half owt ub blinds, lukkin at us wif innysint eyes out da winder!
sinz wen kittehs lissn? btu kitteh noes qutness kpez teh angreez fum ylelng.
Oh hai, elarisis! Ai nebber lell at mai kittehs!! Husbin, yesh, kittehs, nawt!!
Dere are nawn sew blind az daddehs whu will nawt sea.
Oer, daddies dat preten nawt tu see!
Ohai, KK4 … haw r yoo on dis fine dai?
Dis iz a skill dat is a pwe … pre … iz needed too beez a mail ob teh speciez, Aifinskso!
Oh hai, VSC! Funee hao dey nawt sees sum, okai mostest fings, den dey gots eegle eye vishun wen weh mek teeny litlol misstakes, yesh?
Awso, wen it comez too finding teh kahkis, teh gwasses and annyting else dat bee of use or importances *winkie faice*
yes, tehy kan luuk RITE AT sumfing an nawt finz it!! iz amayzin!
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mai IRL fren callz hurself “Teh Finder Uv Awl Fings” in hur howse.
And dat bwings mii too teh nawt first point … dat teh femails ob teh spechies can beez identimified bi dere skillz in findin’ the lawst fings!
Ai finks Ai weady too bee righting mii feesis naow – eet will bee teh moawst importance studies ob teh nature since Darwin, Aifinkso! *Winkie faice*
Aifinks dat dey fink we hab trakkin device installed sumware! Ebber notice dat dey nawt kin moov sumfin tu luuks behind it, or unnder it?
Iz eben too much workz too bee luukin’ besidez it, nebermindz ackshully mobin sumfing too bee luukingz unner or behindz!
Oh fur da lub ub CC!!! Yu gawts wun too! Wares mai soks, wares mai T-shirt, wats fur dinner, wares da milk, wares dat pees ub paper ai roted dat fone number awn, wares dat tiny screw dat ai lefted awn da cofee tablol las munth, oh mai gudniss!
LOL … Ai didst bee habin’ wun ob dem, but he’z so much wurk Ai sendz him back and reqwests a noo model dat dawnt bee askin’ sew many qwestions. Ai ain’t heerd back fwom teh factory, sew dis model must nawt bee reedy yet, Aifinkso!
Hmmm, is der such a model available, is dis ebben possable? Dat seem liek huge futuristic advance in teknoligy, it culd chang da world!!!
Ai sented an emayo too teh factory, an’ no repwy, sew Aifink dat dis model nawt eben bein’ in teh planning faze yet.
*Sighz*
Oar mebbe dey finks Ai am a mail in disguiseses ‘cos Ai asked dem a dum qwestion!
~snerk~ Aifinks dat mebbe faktory owned bai maels? Such an ideea culd cause uproar!
Ahhh … dat wud bee explainingz y technomolologies bee adbandcing so far, yet dey still cannot bee findingz teh khakiz!
Mebbe dey awl watin fur office gurl tu come bak frum vakashun. Wares dos letturs, wares da lettur opener, wares mai glasses (da wons awn tawp ub hed) Dey awl sittin roun faktory, waitin fur cofee pawt tu turn itsalf awn.
*ahem* ub corse dese commints nawt direkted tu da grate mens ub cheezland!!
No offense intindid!!
hw wll de kitteh evr get aout?
Saem wai hims getting in! Kittehs bees bery deckstrus!
LOL! littul kitteh has a pricles xpreshun on face
Mamma too.
**covers eyes with floofy paws to prevent splort**
Awww . . . da lilleh bebbeh. Him haves a cute!
Doez awr tew handsum kittehs.
::tightens CHRG w/JB::
i wants tabbies. kyoot tabbies. many kyoot tabbies.
Sry Ai’m a liddle bit noo where’z d link for cheezland , n how cn Ai chng mai avatar to a kitmuss pix..?
ok, sorry no wun haz ansered yoo yet (or mebbee tehy did on teh next thred, i’m reeding dis a liddle late). cheezland iz right heer!! wher yoo are! also watch owt for cweenmj’s posts about teh cheezmap an make shur you e-mail her to be on it!
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to get yor own abatar, insted ob teh qwiltie fing wordpress assigns yoo based on yor e-mail address, yoo need to set up a wordpress accownt. iz eezy an free!! cweenmj haz how-tooz on her blog, so agin luk for her posts an clikkie on herz bloo name. she will tellz yoo how to haz an abatar, an how to turn yor name bloo an haz a ICHC akkownt too. tehn wen yoo haz all taht setted up, yoo just gets a kitmuss pic an upload it to yor wordpress accownt! good lukk an welkom to cheezland!
Ohai lunarmommy. GMTA
gud fing ai waznt heer urlier – caws ai wood haz to splorted!!! deh bebbeh kitteh iz berry cyute!!!
n iff ai noo haow too put a santy claws hat awn mai abbatar, ai wood, butt ai downt no hoaw…
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i luv dis freakin pic!itz funnnnnayz!
I have that same look on a dialy basis with my own kids!
awwwww! dats so cute! like fater like sun!!
awwwww! dats so cute! like fater like sun!!