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awl dese channls, 2
Congrats jk2k we seam 2 be tyin agane!
dis seams 2 bee teh onlee tyme ai can haz ty wid U, UR tew gud!
A hunnurt chanulz nd nuffing gud tu wach.
Kompleatlee earelabant commint: My dotter wen she wuz liddle, uzed to ask for “ob-lobs” on hur peteza. Sawrey, jist admyrin’ ur name.
*fliezawaywifakwiknessandaredface*
olive me……..wai nawt take awwwwwwwl ob me
cant yew see ai cant lib wifout yew………..
Hee hee, {{{{{{jamamamama}}}}}}
we gotz tew get yer hat on, yung ladeeeee!!
Conga RatZ Wii sings fur U.
[Chorus]
Oh whats love got to do, got to do with it
What`s love but a second hand emotion
What`s love got to do, got to do with it
Who needs a heart
When a heart can be broken
::brews beeg steaming pot ob hawt chawcklick fur sillybrayshuns::
::pours seberal cups foar jk2k and annipuss and eberybawdy::
Peppermint schnapps N-E-bawdy?
Juss hawt choklit fur me thx, den Ai aer goin 2 bed.
Oooh, yas plz!
Wun beeg fur 4.5, comin up.
Uh shot of Rumple Minze and a schmoo fur gud measure.
*Cheez*
Wao, tath’s gud! Fanks nca66!
*schmooo*
Yeah ai awr uh gud kisser.
Oh yew mean teh hawt chocklick.
Yeah, dats gud tew. :blush:
Lol!
Otay – Ai’ll jes put dis glass ob shardoanay in teh fridge.
Teh cabernay iz in teh bak.
::pours annipuss beeg 2 handed cup::
::garnishes wit peppermint stick::
Thx, NC dats berry gud uv u. Naow Ai muss get to bedd.
G’nite ebbrywun, g’nite!
G’nite, annipuss! Yoo can uze yur cyoot liddl cap az a nitecap!
‘Nite anni. Sleep tite, doan let teh sugar plums bite.
Gud nites, annipuss! Hab happitayl dreems!
SUGAR PLUMS GOT TEETHS?!?
ouch!!
nawt fur lawng; too mush shugger!
Shugger plums can has dentists?
*Nice choppers Eugene*
Dentures doan grow awn trees yew noe.
*kk4 harvest new crop frum denture trees, calls loclol dentists, makes tidy profit*
*races around teh room at top speed, leaving KK4’s profit in disarray*
Mmmm hmmm…
Uh huh…
Dats berry interesting!
::picks a piece ob bark owtta bridge work::
In Soviet Alaska, ur bridgework goes to nowhere!
Ai awlways wundered wut con-tree the state ob disarray wuz in.
Haow du U get there frum teh state of con fuse jiun?
Sarah Palin can has flying leap awf bridge to nowhere?
Yew shuld hab made dat left turn at Albeequirky WRR.
Budd…I nebber ben tu albeequirkee!!!
kk4 chases LCB round ruum…*follow da lites, follow da lites* luks round room wif dizzy hed. Nao, aifot ai had sum profits sumwares…summons prophets tu sternly lecture LCB. *Robs lost teefs frum unner childrens pillows, grabs toof fairy midflite, plants more denture trees* *sighs* Is tuff tu make it dese days.
WRr..Ai nebber been tu spain, but ai been tu oklahoma, dey tells meh ai wuz borned der, but ai reely dont remember.
Thssstoopid rabbit…er…rat..
Here gib meh teh map.
Thhhppbbbtsee? Iz right here.
Flbbpprst yew go tew teh owld west and meet uh red headed hare trigger.
Then yew go north until yew see polar bears.
Say hi to the anomable snow man fur meh.
Then yew go east and sing opera wit Elmer.
Finally, yew go…UP.
Try to avoid the Illidium Pu-36 explosive space modulator and give uh schmoo to Marvin.
Fall bak tew earf in a random pwace and take dat left turn.
Wake up confused and realize dat native made a complete mess ob the Looney Tunes references.
Dats how yew get from a state ob confusion to a state ob disarray.
YAYZ! Yew hab yer hat awn!
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*hurries bak tew studee in*
ohai, i iz late, kan haz hot chonklit wif a peppymint stik plz? yum
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gud nawt-sekond commint jk2k! taht’s wut it sownds like at owr howse, “all tehse channelz an nuffin on”
Shur lunarmommy.
::eyes LM suspishuslee::
*luks alot liek stewartmommy*
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::hands LM uh jinormus cup ob hawt chocklick wit peppermint stik::
::distracts LM::
::pour in uh shot ob Rumple Minze::
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*cheez*
Oooo Tina!
::duz uh liddle sultry dans::
::swaying bak and forth::
Is gud 2 sees u bak heer wif ur frens, NC66.
Ai has a happee.
It was the NW site dat cleared the ether and made meh appear.
Gud tew bii bak.
Ai cawnt come eberyday coz wurk iz berry bizzy, but ai try tew bii awn az mush az possiblol.
An satulyte sew xpensiv, tu!
I LOVE polar bears. they are so cute
is dere ebber?
Wanna go owt clubbink?
Naw, last tiem the bebbeh seals kicked mai butt. Ai fink they takink Judo lessons.
But at leest yu got teh ref – thort Ai wus mebbee awn mai oen tehre, fur a minnit! thanx for comink to mai resQ, NC66
No worries
*cheez*
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Srysly tho, teh seals scare teh bejeebus owtta meh. Ai yoosed tew go down tew the pier in California, USA and luk at the sea lions wut wuld stare bak at meh, and it awlways made me pee uh liddle.
Nativeca66!! We fishes a lawt heer in sandiego. One tiem ai cawt barracuda, den sealion chases mai fish tu da boat. Dey gawts teef like big goggies!!
cuda AND lions?!?!?!? – oh mai!
*eep*
::faints ded away::
get in the car!!!!!!!!!!!!
*whispers*
Ai missed doez freds.
Ai see reference tew them, and ai keep meening tew luk it up, but…
ai doan git it.
Halp! Leeb mii uh massage…er…message.
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-nativeca66/
Gentlee, Ambercat, gentlee.
Fur eggs aktalee a minnit! yoo are 12:01 an 12:02!!!
Reelee kwik thinking – an typing – nativeca66!!
Fanky Janet – Meh and ambercat can haz GMTTA purrhaps?
Teh Polar Express…AGAIN!
luks liek it grownd 2 a halt…
poynts has froezen, Ai finkso!
LOLZ!!!
hey
But while you’re up, bring me a beer, wudja?
Oh, lukee, mai husbin an frenz during football seesun!!
KK4, ai juss lefted yew a messej awn da lass fred, Ai iz nawt ingoring yr rekwest…
We keep tryin…ai had hard time todai wif mai stoopy profile an tuk meh forebber tu okay new frend reqwest…*hisses an powts*
eet finallee shoed up. Ai hab akseptid yr inbite.
Ai wen awn mai profile, we gud tu goes, gurlfend!!!!
ai sended yew a repli, an mah emayo addy. An nao, ai haz tew dew sum homewerks, oar ai beh regrettin et tewmorrow!
Y’noes it r ez to fergitz dese r feroshus animuls.
I wud like to rud dat big ol bellee and has cuddlez
An den I wud get eeten leik dat stoopy d00de who treid to plai wif teh bearz.
{{Melissa}} dey wuld eet us liek cheezdoodlols!!! *tiklols bares floofy feets, runs away wif a qwikness!!!*
ore wud teh cheezdoodlols eet us?
*runs away kwiklee frum ebil cheezdoololos*
Ooooo…CHEEZDOODLOLS!!!1!!
Mai faborite.
::runs towards cheezy treats::
::runs intu KK4 running in teh udder direkshun::
*bonk*
Oops…Squeeze meh kerrykatz.
kk4 chases after nativeca66, bats cheesdoodlols round wif nativeca666, mmmm, dees yummeee, yesh? kk4 finds one unner sofa, scampers kwiklee away wif it!!
Teh devil in meh haz come owt.
::chases KK4 down and grabs cheezdoodlol::
*Stewart voice*
MIIIIINNNNEEE!!!!
::goez tew retrieve rest frum under the sofa::
::KK4 tries tew halp::
I CAN DO IT!
*duks hed from da stewart feets dat kiks meh wen ai tries tu halp* *lightbulb*
Luk wat ai kin du!! *duz clumsy kikee dans* luk wat ai kin du!! *grabs cheezdoodlol wen nativeca666 try tu du da dans* Uh, oh, its mawm!!!
STEEEEWWWWAAARRRT!!!!!
Wut does momma say ’bout liddle boys who steal cheezdoodlols?
They get caught orange-handed?
::dubblol snerk::
Chester wuld bii prowd aifinkso.
♪ You run, run, runaway
It’s your heart that you betray
Feeding on your hungry eyes
I bet you’re not so civilized ♫
….
Shootin down the walls of heartache baby
I R TEH WARRIUR
Onlee in teh Sobeeit Rusha (or Alaska!)
Ai wuz finkink teh same fing melissa. Dat wuld rekwire wun huge snorkle tho aifinkso.
Nuffin awn huh?
Nope.
Wanna plai geetar hero?
Nah.
Cheech n Chong ref…
Mai summer vacation
Ai gawt up…went tu drugstore tu get a job
Day 2…Ai gawt up, went tu drugstore tu get a job
adnauseum…..
Ebereebudee in class maeking teh noiz. Ebereebudee frowin fings… Sisteh Mary Elfanent says (hold your ears, littlol oens), “SHUT UUUUUUUPPPPPPPP! ktxbai.”
Ai gawta baskitball jones..ooooh baby ooh ooh oooooh
Dave’s nawt here man.
Dis picture is always snowy.
Ai’m dreemin uv a wite Krissmuss an wen teh wite runz owt Ai’ll haz teh red….
Gud oen, Annipuss!! Maibee den has teh Mimosa???
**grumblols** ai gabe yu da rabbit eers fur da snowy pikshure, but yu eeted dem!!!
Bi-polar bears having mood swings
Tri-polar eeben.
*head*
*desk*
*bonk*
*desk*
Owwwwwiieee!!! LOL!!
“You forgot the Coke? …. Nawt again.”
@@@@@!!!!!
An teh Fokses Glassyer Mints (taht mite be a TTI-spessiffic ref, sry)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LrQ_iRAp2XA
testing…..
ar yoo about to hav a Kirssmus hat???
Trying to do something of the sort. I looked at the pikipimp but teknikul chalenj, let me show yu it. Put hat on cat, somehow flipped it over and couldn’t get it back or over to wp. cheezez thrice! too much trubulz.
~snerk~ Cheez an rice!!!
CHEEZ AN RICE
Ai neber herd dat wun before.
Srysly! Mai ignorance, let meh show it tew yew.
Ai lub it!
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Bedder than…
Aww sugar plums
Bastadge oar Bun ob uh Sitch
Cripes
Dog biscuit
Fuuuuuuuuudge
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oops, dis nawt uh list
Bee’s hides, ai gawt nuffin fur E
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Razza Frazzin
Mudder Fawdder
Sumawnaw biscuit eater
etc., etc.,
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ai’m pushing it uhgin awrn’t ai?
::pulls bak envelope::
Gud Baptist gurls sez cheez an rice instead ub sumfin else!!
Ai wuz baptized Eepiscoh…uhpeesko…awlmost Catholic myself.
Bapteests awr full ob awesome and win tho at the church down the street. There’s awlways lots ob music and seengink coming owtta there.
Iz awl manee rivers dat runs intu same ocean!! Mai grampa awn daddy side wuz tent revivalist nazarene minister…dey nawt danses!! But da baptists..well, dey nawt call da gurls dat sit in da bak “backsliders” fur nuffin!!
Yor grampa wuz uh berry fart smeller.
Oh mai..shades ob Footloose.
Noe danses?!? How tradjik.
*Wuts uh fellow backslider tew dew?*
wut duz da bad baptist gurlz sez? Ai fawt we wuz spoze tu be guddur dan dis. dere mite be childurz tu krupt. oh, maibe ar awlredy tu krupt.
Euphemism, I hasta go to it, Mommy
Yu got D adn F, sew,
Gevurtstrameener! or Goshdarnit
H-E-dubbletoothpix
I…
Okay, it semes liek ai kin be olive with Arly face or ladymonde with olive face sigh!
Teh waiz uv WP aer berry straynj!
Yis, nd maibe we shud leve it alown befor we hurtz owrslefs.
Nd yu goze ort tu nity nite. slepe warm.
uhm hi im nu here so be nice
btw first comment!!!!!!!!
oh yeah its funny
Anything good on?
Not really.
LOL!!!!
‘Sup popstar? Welcome tew cheezland.
Awf tew teh ty-booteek wit yew.
ohai 1popstar1999! Ai am bery nu heer tew! Iz bery fun, an ebereewun is sew nyce!
::waves floofy paw at parrothead::
Ai can haz…noe…wait uh minute…ai HAZ uh Tiki!
Nice tew meetcha!
*waves culurfull wing at nativeca66* ohai nativca66! nycetameetcha! ai was nawt ignowrin yu!
Me: Wanna say ohai tew parrothead?
Tiki: Gimme
Me: O.K. Ai’ll introduce yew.
Tiki: SHUT UP!
Me: Tiki! That’s nawt nice. Dew yew want to talk oar no?
Tiki: Poop
Me: Well that’s wuz just lovely. Wut uh nice nawt sekkund impression.
Tiki: Ai lub…
Me: Who dew yew lub Tiki?
Tiki:Ai lub…
Me: Who Tiki?
Tiki: Bird brain.
Me: Well ai jest met parrothead. Ai’ll hab tew git bak tew yew awn dat wun.
*wispers*
Dew yu cheezpeeps fink dis is ‘Prince’ [nawt teh goggie, teh popstar]? I luv Prince!
*lasoos parrothead, rides away in litlol red corvette tu martoonie land!!*
ohai kk4! I haz’d a gud tyme teh day bafour today wif u! *wispers* Did we figger owt if timeless surbibed?
Aifink dat hur did surbibe!! Aifinks dat clumsy splort patrol bedder dan nuffin!! Clikee on mai bloo name an hit request frends til yu git bloo name!!
Nothing better to do than watch the snow freeze.
…or melt … dependin on teh tiem uv yeer.
back in ah bit, teh teeenajer *shibbers* iz takin ober da ‘puter..
How do THEY get cable out there?
they has teh polar satelait netwurk heer..
o wayt, dere’s sumfink gud on teh fud channel
looking at awl dose fud maeks me hungwy and thursty
anyone fer popkorn n koke?
*runns in skids tu stawp* Meh meh, ai hab sum!!
They splice it off the oil rigs.
hai cheezpeeps, ai haz teh stoopee abowt addin teh krismus hat. Went to pikipimp adn fixeded up mai abatar..sent it 2 weirdpretzel, but no can make my abatar wear teh hatz. Wut ai doo nao?
ai finkso yew jus waits liddel wyle…………. nawt puts hat on rite awai…. wp, wut cud yew expect??
Teh pkshur iz on teh WP but az a post adn ai donutno hao 2 changez it 2 mai abatar. Halp!
mine tooked long time before teh abatar changed………ai uploaded the pikshur an mai liddel black kitteh jus wudden go wai……….den maybe a hour layter ai wuz awl deked out in mai crissmess finery!!
Wy yu spoze wp plaiz wif us dat wai? ar we pair annoyed oar just plane annoyed? Gibz up fur da dai, ai finkso. nity,awl
schmooooooooo, cum bak as olive……. ai mish her!!
yep, wurdpretzel makes yoo wayt a while. sevral howrs, till next day, till teh end ob time… all yo okan do iz be payshunt.
jus so long as yer WP profyle pikshur is teh nooo wun yew did it rite…..
Dey fink we ar dokturz? we gawtz no payshuns!
Ai donut no hao 2 make teh post move 2 mai profile pikshur. berry fru station.
oh PC, ai feelz yer payne. dumb questions here, jus tryin tew help
did yew sab yer pikshur wif hat tew yer harddrive? den on teh profyle page upload it fur yer nooo profyle pikshur (nawt sure ai sayin dish rite)
Iz gonna gib up fer nao. haz 2 telafone mai sistyr. She bee eggspectin mai callz abowt dis tyme. Ai try agin later. Tanks fer you payshuns.
Hai jamamakity, jest saw yer commint. Yea ai saved it but nao cant find it! ai reely feelz stoopee.
sumtimes ai save pikshur but goes tew mai documents insted ob mai picture file….yew mite luk der……… sry yew is havin trubble
schmoooo {{{PC}}}
Reply to caption: There’s that Golden Compass movie on channel 36 if you wanna watch that.
awww.bad boyz of the arctic
testing
teh teddies are chilling
Ursa constellations got a noo addishun:
Major, Minor, an “dang ais comfee spayed here in teh sno”.
This waz in da office of one of da teacherz at mah last skool! Whitout da caption, of course.
Looks like our place when the stations O’D on Christmas specials……
Is Irving an Muktuk! Quik! Hide da muffinz!