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Pucker up, kitteh! Smoo!
Conga-rats to yoo, LCB, at teh tawp uv teh heep!
*shmoo* to teh kitteh with teh pursed lips! *thinks agin* Duz kittehs *HAZ* lips? *thinks summoar*
Ai awlwais wunnered dat wen Jorj Sr. sed “read mah lips”
umm… wat yu has on yur hed?
Well, u see, it was like this… I went to decorificate my avatar wif lites all around teh boarder but when I got teh lites outta teh storage bin it turned out that SOMEONE didnot put them away neatly last year like he sed he dids. They was just throwed in teh box all tangloled up and after a few whiles I gived up getting them untangloled.
My brite fashion statement, let me show u it.
oh, ai fot it wuz sprnklz!
Plz to not be eeting my hed. kthx
HAALLOO L-C-B!!!
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Ah, I see you FINALLY got the lights out that I put away so neatly last year… Do you want me to plug them in?
I has some errants to run, so could u plz get teh extry-long extenshun cord, plz?
The extra long one? Hmm… I think I saw that horrid little pig of yours run off with that earlier… Yeah, he said something about “lesse hurr put teh lolmas lites up nao!” and then he just scampered off, you know the way he does.
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Honestly, why you keep that… that… that thing around beggars belief!
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* strut strut strut pout *
mick u cant talk about my fren that way!
*gets out industriel sized close pin*
*pins mick’s lips shut*
*secures in plase wif cable and lock*
now, when u is reddy to be nise I will taek that off.
ROTFL!!!!!!!
Ohai ebreewun. Ai’m bringing over teh commints sum of us maed in teh middlol ov the nite , re teh diskusshun awn teh previous thred. Prolly no wun haz seen tehm, so heer ar moar o’pin yuns! Ai just copied an paysted.
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kittyboocat
December 3rd, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Tanx fur teh reminding, oh qween MJ! paiful spiritz kin git outahanz, sumtimez; a aza droog cousler in RL ai wud be rong nawt tgew metin teh al coholic referencea mait be nawt propree ate fur teh kidz… or iz dat gwan tu fur?
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JanetCanHas4Kittehs
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Well – taht IZ teh problim. This iz NAWT a site fur liddle kids. We hav a fyoo,
it iz troo. But bai far teh moast ov us ar nawt awnlee adultz – but. . .VERREE adult. Veree few kids wud eben begin to understand teh hyoomor heer az is offen iz.
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If we trai to maek this sootabul fur liddle kidz, awl teh adultz will sadlee go away. Becuz it wont bee funnee enemoar.
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Teh verree attakshun ov this playce wuz teh brillyunt werd play bai kwite sphfistikayted minds. And ov corse, teh naychoor ov teh peepl . . .moast ov whom tend to bee loving, thotful, kind, jenerous, jentul, sensitif and awl around troolee nice peepl.
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But – adults. An a liddle bit o’ spice iz waht maeks ebreething sizzle.
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An. . .awl teh drinks heer ar Non-alkohawlik – so ebreewun can haz them.
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Ai do nawt think we shud trai to prohibit enething – oar we will bekom az flavorless az a Disnee moovee.
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But – it iz awlso troo, taht it haz becom – resentlee, seems to mee, purrhaps a bit too spaicee. Just a liddle dialing bak mite bee in order.
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But. . .we dont want to looz hoo we ar – an haz bin. There haz awlwaiz – az Melissa sayed – a lawt of innooendo going awn. An it wuz verree funnee. An fun. Ai dont think we want to looz that.
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booklion
December 4th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Janet, these r wize commints. I ditto yu.
What I’m finking iz that teh innuendo could go bakk to being clevver innuendo nd nawt quite so obvious az itz been lately. Less crewd nd more funny haz moar win. Efter awl, we duzzn’t want to be az obvious or az crass az teh tv shows!
Oh, nd also, when I wuz a liddle kidlet, I lyked eeavesdroppoing on teh grown-ups and lissening to thayr innuendos nd trying to figgure em out. Bery ejumakaysunal.
Oh Mai! LOL! It’z a lawt longrrr tahn a thot it wud bee.
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An wile ai’ heer – YAY fur yoo lcb up there in teh VERREE HIGH PLACE!!!! ; )
Sew, doobler inn tenders is fyn; singul inn tenders nawt sew grate akchully!
Ai noe! teh entyre whillrd seems to be againzt teh singuls. *sigh*
Yu an me bofe, JCH4K!
Let’s see; noe tiss enneefink diffrunt?
Bah! Humbug – no Santa hat. Hao do Ai get a gnu pik to shew up agin?
Trie loggin owt den in agane uv WP
an sumtimes yoo haz to wayt sevral howrs or eben to next day for wurpress to let yor noo abatar com owt an play
Iz sourpuss!
LOL!
Dang! I shoulda thinked of that!
Stoopy lights is distractifying my thinking.
Duz dey maek u lite hedded?
Aw, annipuss – what an eggsalad remark! *gigglol*
LoL. Nice one, Annipuss. ^_^
U thinkz??
ai lurve ur lites LCB, dey luk lyke wun uv doze ‘lite-brite’ gamez gawn horiblee awry!
I always wunted wun uv those lite-brite gayms, but never got wun.
*pouts*
ai haded won, gremlin. yew didnt miss mush.
reely isin dat fun… i haded wun wen i wuz 6 or sumting…
I nebber had wun, ether.
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My cuzzins had awl teh gud toys. I lubbed wen wii bisited tehm!
“It’s never too late to have a happy childhood”
Ai had wun. Teh Eestur Bunneh wuz suppozing to bringin it … but sumfin got mest up (yesh – datz it) & mah Grampa gottit insted (yesh- datz it) & ai finded teh instrukshunz wen ai still thinkin dat teh Eestur Bunneh wuz bringing it.
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Teh Lite Brite wuz full uv win & awsum, but mah whirld vyoo chanjed dat day.
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*runzawaitosobinacloset*
{{{nightshayde))) Ai sowree dat yer whirld chanjeded. Akshullee, da Easter bunnee beh libbing at mah haws (is troo!) and hangs owt wif da purple velbet frawg awn mah bed.
adn den dey geevs u migranz!
haha! good wun!
Oh verree gud, bf473. If we hads teh brgrs, Ai wud gibs yu mennee. Has som no-meet brgrs inn sted
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*whispurrrrs to Ambercat* Tehy SAY, we mite be gitting teh burgers bak! They’re reelee traing. Jamamakitty hurd it frum teh Big Cheez hisself!!
Ai kno! But tehy prawmissed mennee fings an tehy hasn’t happend…..yet!
Liar, says kitteh!
Goggie nawt tell teh troof
Everybody looks like that after their first taste of gin…
Note tew self: Nebber try gin in front ov kyoot gui.
oar onleee if heze sifishilly distrakktered bai cleevidg *gigglol*
Either dat, oar I had enuff tew drink alredee dat I nawt caer…
Preferablee mien, rite? *ebil grin*
ov coarse! *grinz bakk ebilleh* whut did CC gib us da cleebidges foar?
For us guys to talk to…
A-nom!
GP, ai LUBS da gnu nick!
aww fankies, is mai lolmas nayme… yesh.
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plz tu keep yur festivites at a sayfe distunce. fankies.
No werriez, pinnygig… ai no sillibrates da Kris mass.
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Yew is safe frum doz festibitees neer meh.
{{{BDM}}} aifinkso ai is nawt alowne…
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but but but ai nawt want tu spoyl teh otters phun; is juss ai nawt liek dis thyme ob yeer wib awl teh ppl ebberyware adn teh sayme sawngs ebbery yeer adn adn adn… eep, sry ai wus ranting agen!
oooo. i lubz a gud rant. Dew it agin!!!
*runs up and grabs scroogie*
*hold missle toe over his hed*
*give him a big SCHMACK*
*runsawayfastgiggloling*
OH, but Scooooge McPig! They ar nawt awlwaiz teh sayme sawngs! Yoo shud see – an yoo will – sum ov teh BRILLUNT sawngs we had last yeer at this tai
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But – ai must ask purrrrrrmishun. Iz lcb still heer????
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lolcatburglar – doo yoo think nao wud bee a gud taim to bring teh sawn ai begged yoo nawt to rite last yeer??? Teh wun tath goes so well wif deer Scrooge McPigs’ nayme??
U has my permissions. kthxdon’tforgettehroyaltychecks
Ai’m off to find it. Ai hope!! ; )
HEER TIS!! JUST AS WUNDERFUL AZ EBBER! AN LUKKIT THE DAYTE!!
lolcatburglar
December 6th, 2007 at 7:11 am
Hay J4K, wherever u is:
OT and not at all anything to do wif this pic, but I was stukked in teh traffics teh other day and started singing lolrus song to mahself, to teh tune u had axed me not to consider, rember? Well, I hadda finish teh whole song to get it outta mah hed. Been workin on it heer and there for a few days. I reworked teh lolrus verse to use doctorcat’s suggestion, since I was adding another verse whare original werds I had was more propriate.
So, at J4K’s rekwest, here is another ICHC Carlol, to teh tune of “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemans”
Keep asking nicely, Happycat
Let nothing u deter
One day teh answer will be “yes”
And u will nom and purr
Just smile sweetly as u ask
“I can has cheezburger?”
O tidings of burgers wif cheez
Burgers wif cheez
O tidings of burgers wif cheez
Don’t worriez greeving lolruses
Let nuffin u dismay
Remember that good Ceiling Cat
Is watching u this day
He’ll halp u find ur blu bukket
Teh one that’s gone astray
O tidings of bukkets restored
Bukkets restored
O tidings of bukkets restored
We praise thee monorail cat
For transport u provide
We travel from point A to B
While smoovly u do glide
But sometimes u go of teh rail
And serviss is denied
O tidings of crash-free serviss
Crash-free serviss
O tidings of crash-free serviss
Just stop right there, O zombie cat
Don’t take another bite
Of ur poor hyoomin’s gray matter
That simply isn’t right
U deserve ur own food supply
That won’t put up a fight
O tidings of huge brain buffets
Huge brain buffets
O tidings of huge brain buffets
From TeenytinyIngerland
And points from pole to pole
Gather on teh commintz pages
Some peeps witty and droll
They engage in shenanniguns
And battle teh odd troll
O tidings of 5-burger votes
5-burger votes
O tidings of 5-burger votes
Were it not for teh cyoot crash cart
All laden wif supplies
Our lives would be in grave danjer
Whene’r we feast our eyes
On lolpics filled wif lethal kyoot
That makes heds vaporize
O tidings of chikken hed glubs
Chikken hed glubs
O tidings of chikken hed glubs
There are so many cat macros
That make us all to LOL
It is pert’ near unpossibul
To herein list them all
They’re in our screens makin us snork
Behind in work we fall
O tidings of ICHC
ICHC
O tidings of Tofu & Chz
Nao, there may bee thoz amongs yoo hoo ar skirtching yur hed san satying “What haz that do doo wif Scrooge McPig???
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It iz becuz this iz teh Carlol taht teh boy iz singing in frunt of Scooges’ office rite in teh beginning ov teh storee. An iz wai it iz naymed “A Christmas Carol.”
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And – if yoo know teh storee az well az ai do – az well az awl fo teh verses to this carlol, yoo cud see that teh hole storee iz awlso based awn this carlol!
W00t!!! w00t!!!!
Bravo!!!!
Applol sauce!!!!!!!
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And tank yew, Janet, fur bringing dis tu us noobeez!!
Thank yoo cweenmj!! Ai NOO yoo wud laik it.
An we hav menee moar! Ai can bring them!!
An we cud maek sum noo wuns this yeer, too!!
CRASHCRASHBANG*ow!*BANGCRASH*oops!*CRASHBANGCRASH
*sownds ob stepladdeh bean draggd upstayrs, bownsing off walls an shins awn teh wai*
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!As teh loft hatshch is lifted.SCRUFFLESCRABBLE*doink*SCRUBBLESCAFFLE*achoo*”Aaahaaa!
THUMPDRAGBUMPITYBUMPITYBUMPPITY
CLIK!!
Teh Ambercat Chrissmuss tree has nao bean inn stalled!
An Ai is werkin awn puttin a santa hat awn Amber – so far Ai hasn’t got her tu sut still lawng enuff to tayk a pikchur!
Ambercat, I sended u a e-mail wif a picky I dids 4 u. Did u get it?
But – ai thot there wuz no room in teh inn!
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Oh! Yoo put it INN teh STALL! gotit!! ; )
And CONGRATs tu Ambercat, u is teh 200th comminter todai!
Wut does she win guiz?
*voyse from off stage*
A speshule bottlol of wine (good for gettin thru teh krissmus decorating)
A notter bottlol of wine (for use when seein teh fambly)
AND…
A bottlol of, uh… likker! (when teh wine isnt’ doing teh job!)
*applawse*
Ai got yur pik, LCB, but Amber sed teh beerd tikkulled so Ai got her a hat, awn pikipimp. An Ai resyzed it, to teeensy weensy, lyk it sez, but Ai has fergotted hao tu put mai oen avatar awn teh syt!
If u click on my name u will see on my profile a few links. Under ICHC Tutorilols there is a video showing how to do this. I bleev it’s teh third tutorilol link.
o hai, maus! r u awl ovar ur hed splort frum de ovvar daey?
I’m fine now. I little splort now and then is good for you…
RC: ai saw yoor name and thot “oh ! a nooby!” an ai kliked on yur naem, an ai fot ai wud nvite yoo to b mi fwend, but den ai saw onna yur profie that yoo nawt want tew b fwends wif peeps liek mi, an maus, n cween, an annipuss, etc so ai leff yu alone. sad yu nawt wanna b fwends (sigh)
Rainbow_cupcakes, u meenz u don’t b thinking wii b nice peepz just cuz wii haz lotza frenz???? I sry. *sigh*
Ummmm yoo know, rainbow_cupcakes iz a teenaiger – an ai dont think she kwite unnerstands hao we do frenz heer. Ai think she may be thinking ov sum oterh sites where things ar different. *sigh*
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Ai know – ai wuz gonna be hur frend, too – but since ai hav managed to kollekt 4010 maiself, ai thot maybee ai shudn’t.
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But. . .ai think she DUZ think we ar nice. Oar she wudn’t bee heer playing so nicelee. Wehn she getz used to ar “ways,” she may chanj hur mind. It prollee meens sumthing diffrent to hur as to us.
***sigh*** JCH4K…nobuddy ever axed me to be der fren…..I has a sad.
crazyOldLady, will you be my frend? pweeeeeeeeez?
Dat iz sad, mebbe moar peeps wuld favrite/vote on yur lols, rainbow_cupcakes if yu let dem be frenz wif yu..iz always gud tu hab frenz.
*whispurrs to kerrykatz4* Yoo furgot to *sigh.* LOL!!
***siiiiiighhhhhh** *sniffs a litlol*
Alsew, Raibow_cupcakes, ai nawt meens tu imply dat votes an fabrites is jest frum frends!! An yu wont git tons ub letturs tu wad froo or nuffin like dat!
*kk4 wishes hur sed dat furst time* *sighs agin*
Ai habs notisd dis. Mah cleebagges, dey muss beh GRATE conbersashunalitsests.
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Neber lackz guys tawking tew dem.
Dern WP. Dis sposed tew beh up da fred, unner Mauses commint
Yu noes, gin always tastes like Crismus trees to me!
Aym nawt complaynin – I lyks teh gin, mind yoo – just sayin . . .
Teh mane flavr in gin is juniper – a kynd uv fir tree……
That stands to reason. Junipers are related to pine trees somehow, rite?
But then again, I never tasted a Chrismus tree. As far as u know.
*hmm* Well, I has never tasted a Crismus tree eether, I guess. Gin tastes lyke a pine tree SMELLZ like it wuld taste, if yoo foller me . . .
*follows gremlin*
Whare we going? Not to teh V-E-T, I hope?
So, how mennee krissmiss treez haz u eeted??
Nun! I swayrs it! See mah commint abuv.
*sekrudlee spits owt a mouthful uv pyne needles*
Nawt da hole tree. Juss nibbles da needles a bits. *winx*
Az in “Gin wuz laik mother’s milk to hur???”
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An ov corse yoo can doo teh ref!! *smyol*
Mary Poppins!
Victor, Victoria?
Camelot?
Cinderella?
The Boy Friend?
um… Itz My Fare Ladee, ifinkso!
*Whispers*
I know. I’m teasing Janet…
Harummmph!! LOL!! Ai noo you wud know it!! But it IZ a grate lion!!
Now… what do all of my wrong answers above have in common…
*TickTickTickTickTickTickTickTickTickTickTick*
r u asking anyone, or just janet?
*snerk*
Just Janet!
Grate name for an autobiografical play…
Ring in if you have the answer…
Teh answer is… they’re all rong!
LOL!!!
Ring??? Julee Andrewz haz bin in awl ov them???? Laik “MFL?”
*DingDingDingDingDingDingDingDingDing*
*DingDingDingDingDingDingDingDingDing*
Correct!
hm, well she wuz in teh stage version… but wuz she in Cinderella?
Yes: the original version that was staged for TV. Leslie Ann Warren and Brandy came later.
LAW, that’s hoo I remembur!
♫ Du yoo luv me becuase I’m byoootiful….
*chimes in* Or am a byootiful, becuz yu lub me…
*Throws shoe*
SHADDUP! Darn cats……
*pbbbth*
U cant stop us littul maus!
♫ Am I teh sweet fulfullmint ovva luvvvvvers dreem?
Sounds like somebody’s playing bagpipes… badly…
oooh Scottish instroomintashun, even better!!
*puts maus inna kilt and hands him teh pipes*
Go to My Pics for a surprise…
Take a look in My Pics…
*sits on fence owtside Maus window at 2am, sings very lowdlee tu awl mai kitteh frenz* *duks qwiklee tu avoid shoe* *scampers away wif shoe*
maus, the thred is borked!
*goes to pix*
oohh.. is that Brigadoon?
*swoon*
Yup. I was “Angus McGuffie”. I lerves taht show! The pic is from the very beginning: “Come ye to the fair…”
♫Go hoom, go hoom, go hoom to bonny Jean!
♫Go hoom, go hoom, go hoom IIIIIIIII’llllllllll….
go hoom to bonny Jean!
I luvs Gene Kelly.
I wish tehy had let him make that movie in Scotland like he wanted.
I wish they hadn’t let him make the movie. He TOTALLY changed everything. Cut the best songs…
*Grumble* Don’t get me started…
*rings in*
Mt McKinley!
*Crickets*
*rings in*
Buddy Holly!
that’s 2 ringy dingys.
or maybe that’s dingy ringys?
… what you get if you don’t clean your dingy …
Yoo mite haz a dingee dongul???
Hmmmm Thiz wus spozed to be under Maus’ s commint. Alas, it duzzn’t maek much scents down heer.
My Fair Lady!
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Sheesh.
But… but… we was playing Go Fish!
Mebbe goggeh taste liek bacon…
Kevin or Sir Francis?
*bites tung*
That went under the wrong comment.
It just happened to mee, too! An ai KNOW ai klikked it rite. Purrrrhaps WP playing wif us again??
*wunderz hooz tung BDM bit*
Az lawng azitz yer own tung, datz jus fien…. az lawng az yew iz teh ok.
Kevin Bacon…..yum…..
smoky or maple-flavrd?
Turnabowt is fayr play.
Teh kitteh will mayk sum “lemonayd” speshully for teh goggie.
Goggie will luv that, ifinkso!
Mebbe Coller Purplol lemonayd, tew?
Shhh! Don’t give GP any idears!
Doan forget teh tootsee rolls, kitteh!
Mebe add some bacardi limon for sum lemyon dropz!
Ooh, becaburger. Yoo is maykin me thursty! Bacardi limon, FTW!
ai knw… ai iz maykin maisef thursty! ai think iz tyme 4 thursty thursdai 2 commens!
I has such a grumpee.
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How 2 tell well-meenin frenz an famlee 2 stawp tryin 2 forse me in2 gettin Krissmiss spirit? Iz habbin teh oppowzit effeckt.
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**needs tew maek Grinch my noo abatar**
Juss say “Is Advent naow. Time to fink of 4 Last Fings – deaf, jugment, fergit rest…. Den is Crissmuss – time for jolly, holly and orl uvver words ending in olly. I is waiting to do it proply”
I haz nebber ben a fan uv deh mandatory fun. In fakt, i neber ben a fan uv mandatory enneefing. Mai obstee nance, let mii show u it.
I gonna prolly buy myself Krissmiss prezzie 2day. Mebbe dat halp.
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“Tommy” awn dvd so I can drool over RD in teh privasee ov my own hoem. *grins*
To da NB, rshb! O Hai! Ai lubs teh “Zorro” moobies….Antonio Banderas…..SIGH! *drools*
Awlsoe, yuu kan saiy: “Tihs IYS mai happee faiyse!!!!!”
(liek teh lion awn wun ov teh owld lols iyn teh archyve)
tell dem: Yur trin 2 forse me in2 gettin Drissmiss spirit is habbin teh oppowizit effekt. Eberee wun gits dere jollee on in dere own tyme. Pleez to nawt be russian my jollee. Fank you.
**taykes awf grinch hat**
or yoo culd say, “dis IZ my chrissmiss spirit”
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/25/funny-pictures-merry-freakin-christmas/#comments
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/19/funny-pictures-happy-christmas-face/#comments
oops, mented to take owt teh “#comments” just skroll up to see teh pikshurs
Or tell dem yew iz waytin fur Hanukkah? Or Yule? Or Kwanzaa? Or Boxing Day?
Tells dem, “Everee Chrissmas needz a grinch and I’m it.”
Or tell dem, “bug me wun mor tym and yu getz coalz in yer stuckinz.”
luvscritters, ai haz gibben coalz fer Cris Maus in da past……..
but kittehs n doggehs dun lik bacon
This site would be funny if it wasn’t for all the little baby-talk captions written into the pics.
It’s not that some of the things written aren’t funny, some are, but why, WHY do they need to be written like a 2 year old? Instead of reading the caption and finding it funny, I have to decipher what you’re trying to say, I mean, what is this…
“tell dem: Yur trin 2 forse me in2 gettin Drissmiss spirit is habbin teh oppowizit effekt. Eberee wun gits dere jollee on in dere own tyme. Pleez to nawt be russian my jollee. Fank you.
**taykes awf grinch hat**”
What? Is it so hard to just write those sentences normally?
a) it’s supposed to be like a cat trying to talk. not baby talk.
b) the person whose comment you chose to pick on had a very very difficult year and the difficulties seem to have no end in sight. I know you didn’t know, but isn’t it better to not set out to pick on people in the first place? you’ll spare yourself some embarassment and not get everyone mad at you for making fun of their fun.
not the person who made that comment, but the person it was addressed to. but still. it’s a way of blowing off a little steam and getting some much needed stress relief.
heer u goe {{{jamin}}} u luk lyke u needz a lolhug. peeps duz nawt haz 2 uze lolspeek butt it iz fun & harmlezz. ai amma sure dere r mennee udder sites u cahn bisit dat uze reglarspeek butt ai bettin dey r nawt as fun & nyce az dis wun.
Eberee wun (‘cept me) iz so dipla, diplematuc, um, um NYCE here. Ai musta mist gettin in dat line.
hear, hazza stake o holly to stick in da scroogetroll’s heart, dat iz, if you can find it. don’t even bother to look fur da pea brain.
This iz a FINE egg sampul ov a #6 troll frum Gremiln’s Troll List. We shud bring ir foarward again – ai think menee ov the nooer peepl purrhaps hawt seen it???
Oh Janet, haz u seen deh wundrus page Prysma kitteh maded on deh trollz? I see if i kin finding it fur u……. Ah, here it b…uv korse evree wun kin lukking at it… it b a werk uv art…
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prysmcat.wordpress.com/trollguide/
hay, yr sposed to be smoochin da trolls. wassup?
You’re right, I wasn’t trying to pick on anybody, I copied and pasted a random posting as an example. Immediately after I saw the link to explain all of… this. So my question was somewhat clarified.
But I was still confused as to what you were talking about in regards to picking on someone having a rough time, I thought this site had something to do with cat picture captions. Then, after going back and reading, I realized this is how you guys are talking with each other, it’s not a caption contest, there’s actual conversation and discussion going on here!
(sigh)
You all win, I don’t think I can take this site. You won’t have to deal with me ever again. So I apologize to parrothead and rhsb with their “rissmiss” spirit conundrum, any offense was unintentional and purely stemmed from absolute confusion as to the necessity of this… coincidentally, that confusion has only increased DRAMATICALLY!!!!
aw, come back some time. You are always welcome to stop at a rest stop in the fine State of Confusion, where reality is only one option.
psssst, parrothead, i dinna realize you had a particularly bad year. sometime lets have sum hotchonklit, my treat, and tell me bout it, if you like.
Perhaps you should spend time investigating sites before you go to the trouble of registering and creating a username and posting.
Wee nao reezoom hour regyewlarly skedyuled programmin.
Jamin, what lunarmommy, parrot head, and several others said; instead of ruining other people’s fun, find a site that fits your sour outlook on life. This is a place of fun and relaxation, and the so-called “silly language” you find here is a hilarious stress-reliever, and just darn fine fun. I don’t lolspeak very well, but I sure appreciate the people here. IS THIS PLAIN ENOUGH ENGLISH FOR YOU?
Um…. fur doze uv us hoo ritez heer reglarlee, Deh anser iz:
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YUP, it b berry hard tu riting doze sentin sez in wut u wud kunsider ‘normal’ Ingerlish.
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Wii just b habbing fun.
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Try it, yule like it!!
oh, and akshully, lolspeek iz HARDER tahn regulol english. tahts why wen peeples haz sumfin long an important to say tehy offen reverts to regulol speek, iz eezier.
Well! AND nawt ebreewun heer iz a native Ingerllish speeker!
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But – teh MOAST impurrtant part iz tath lolspeek iz MUCH funnier tahn plane Ingerlish. An teh sooooo clefur an inventif things peepl doo wif teh werds iz moar than half teh fun! Maeks yoo look at langwij in a hole noo way!
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Laik gibbocat. Teh things hee cud doo – an the things he saw in teh werds – wuz just dazzling. Ai hoep he will be bak soon. An eben if nawt, we can bring sum things forward – laik teh Winter Olympics, wich were dazzling!
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Jamin, I agree with Lunarmommy. You don’t know some of the difficulties people have or are having. This is a place where friends from everywhere and anywhere of any type who can come and have fun, relax and be with people of like interests and unlike interests. Please be kind and let us have our fun. This is the one place that helps me get through the day with friends. If it is so difficult for you, perhaps another website might suit your tastes. It is not mandatory to be on any particular website but ICHC suits us, the cheezpeeps. At my age, perhaps, I should be more “dignified” but who cares? I want to have some fun. Be kind to others and others will be kind to you. I don’t know if you will read this but I hope you take some of the things to heart.
Dat wuz bery wel sed, KCT!! *winks at KCT* nawt az mutch fun tu beh dignified, at any age, aifinkso!
Awlsoe, iyf weez wroted iyn praupure Ingrish adn Grammure, iyt wuud bees veree boaring; teh funneeniss wuud goe rite aowt teh wyndowe;
Az foar me, Ai knoe Ai wuud geyt rlly dysynteristed adn jes faull asleap……….ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Why yes, cheshirekittehkat, what a valid point…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz vs
Yesh, dis bee bery twoo wut yoo sed!! *dans dans*
{{{{{cck & kk4}}}}} Lubs u bof! Hugs awl around! LOLspeak foreber!
{{{{KCT}}}} Dis plase muchest funz ebber!! An, dis hao ai tawlks tu mai kittehs!!
Meh too, kk4! Meh too! Ai finks dey unnerstan meh beddur tho, aifinkso….
Dear Jamin,
Complaining about people talking LOLcat in ICHC is sort of like complaining about people talking French in Paris. Ya know?
That’s the way we roll here. You’re welcome to speak “normal” language, if you prefer. That’s what I do.
But griping is pointless and trollish.
GOGGIE LIED! Big serprize…..mmmble….grmmmble….frickinfrackin…..GOGGIE! When mai lips unpucker u in big truble, big gui!
**tayks grinchy hat from parrot head**
{{{rhsb}}}
**hands rhsb chocolat martoonie or drinks of choyce**
Krissmiss sometimes seems not so fun. I try to think
of snuggles with my two kittehs. Always cheers me up.
***flies sadlee away, no grinchy hat an no martoonie neithur**
By deh way, wut duz a drink of choyce tayst lyke? Wud I lyke a whole glas, or jist wun drink.
**finks to self, ai don’t need no stinkin grinch hat**
**runs after parrothead balancing grinchy hat and drinksies**
sowwy parrothead!!! just bowwoing grinchy hat to cheer up rhsb!
**bats eyelashes at parrothead**
pleez eggsept majical glass that always has purrfect drink?
ohai gamamcat! I sowwy. Yew kin keep mai grinchy hat.
**finks tew self, DAM dose batting eyelashes, dey git me eberytime. Speshully teh lawng eyelashes on teh hunky fyremens…um um umm **
**snaps back to reality**
ohai gammacat! Ai can has dat drink nao?
Of coarse!
**hands parrothead chocolit martoonie in majical glass**
**whispers** i really a sexy rocket scientist. sowwy to burst bubble!
Fank yew! Ai LUVs dis glass! An I awlsew LUVs sexy rocket scientists az well, if nawt bedder dan, fyremens! More munnies, oops, wut I mint to say dere was, um, more personality – they haz it!
Ohai parrothead! haz u seen cweenmj’s helpies fer maikin ur naim bloo & havin a abatar? iffen u find wun uv her comints & clikin awn her naim u goe to her blog wich haz a tab dat sais ICHC helpies. Iz full uv awesum & win info fer noo cheezpeeps. wunce ur naim iz bloo peeps cahn bee inbitin u 2 bee frends & stuffs! Iffen u wan tew dat iz, ai nawt meenin 2 bee bossiboots dere.
hay! mai santakitteh is gawn! ratsafratsawhootukmaisantahat!
iz it bak?? sillee wurd prezz alwais trine 2 steel mai santyhat!
O Nooooes!! Tehy bees steeling mai santyhat!!
Thems ar nawt happee wif jes teh bukkit!!!!
Yew nawt bean bossiboots at awl! Yew bean bery bery hellupful. An ai appree-she, um appresha, um, iz bery thankmus to yew! Ai did akshually reed throo sum of cweenmj’s stuff las nite, tri-in tew figger hao tew make teh abatar. Den ai jist felt stoopy and went to bed. Purrhaps ai will tri agin 2nyte. Yew wud lyke a drink? I haz a wunnerful new majic glass.
O O O! But wut I wuz gonna sai, wuz, um, ai hab sum fren requests in mai regyewlur e-mayle, an ai hab rispondid to dem, an ai hab lyke elebenty, or four, frends now. But enneewayz, if ai dew get bleu (alternate spelling there almost sent me to NB) will yew bee mi fren? kthxbai
Ob corse! u doan hav tew hav a bloo name, jus clik awn MAI bloo naim & u goes tew mai porfyle ware u cahn clik awn add tew frends buttun. dat wil send meh a frend rekwest! dis wil wurk fer moast peeps 2 askin dem 2 bee frends. sum peeps links tew dere blog oar udder sites butt lotz uv peeps links 2 dere ICHC porfyles.
Ai wish ai cud hav a drinkie butt ai needz tew git reddie fer wurk ummm….lyke 5 minits ago! Haz a gud ebening cheezfrends!
~snerk~ careful wif dat spellins!! Yu kin also klikee on ar bloo names and put in frend request, aifinkso, til yu gets bloo name. Was hard fur meh, ai nawt compooter saavy, ware yur profile iz, you kin cut an paste yur linkee name den add it tu dis spot here ware yu make commint, put it on da URI dat rite unner yur email fing is. it tuk me a few trieys, den ai gotted bloo name!
O RLY?
an udder prisless kodak momentz! credits to da hooman da kitteh owns!
dat goggie haz 2 sleep sumtyme…
burfday fairy heer to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! i haz bringed lemin caek, lemming meraynge pi, lemmon barz, leming drops, an limmonade! along wif poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms an gudie bags filled wif kandees, bownsy balls taht light up wen tehy bownse, funny glasses wif nozez an musstaches on tehm, an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!
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* rummage rummage rummage *
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ahem… ai seas no fudge caek todai BF… * shake shake shake * yu noes ai needs eet! plz juss won peece… yu gotta hook me up! * shake shake shake *
ooh, luk wut i fownd!! a BIG peece ob fudjy caek left ober frum yesterday, an it’s still nise and fresh an fudjy cawz i had it all wraped up! an it’s just for yoo *schmoo*
* schmoooohmnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom *
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mmmMMMmmm Fankies, BF! :smiloley fais cubbered in fudge:
yor welkom!! i preferz teh fudjy caek myslef, but i culdnt pass up a setup like teh wun in dis pikshur! i lubs my job, but sumtimes it gets to be all teh same, day in, day owt, swishing teh burfday wand, bringin goodies and cheer, sayin happee burfday all teh time, etc etc etc… *finds anovver peece ob fudjy caek, devowrs it* makes fings more intresting wen i can haz custome-dezined party to match teh LOL. but i alwayz haz a stash ob leftober fudjy caek for teh peeple hoo watns it!
duz u have any lemmingchello?
if its lemming, iz haz it!
[HOMER] Mmmm…. lemmingchello. [/HOMER]
Oh nose! Nawt to hurt goggie. Nice goggie, sweet goggie, clefurr goggie to trix kitteh. Kitteh prolly desurvd it, doncha thinx?
(Tiem for confeshun. Iz a goggie person maiself. I still can plai heer?)
tehr are being a lot ob peeps heer hoo lubs goggies!! i like goggies too, tehy are teh awsum, but i fink i am better sooted, pursunality-wize, to libing wif kittehs. but goggie-luvers are allowed heer too!
Q aifinkso anneewun whoo lykes lolanimals uv anee sort iz welcum 2 plai heer! Ai lurve kitteees, goggies….
wel, haow bout a list>
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Aardvarks
Bearses
Chinchillahs
Dingoes
Elolphantz
Fauxes
Goggies!
H…..
horsies
igwannas
jakrabbits
kangarooz
l…
Leapin lizards
Mammulls of awl sizez
Newts
Owlets
Porkypines
Q
lynxes
manatees
nightingales
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otters
pandas
quail
r…
rhinoceros
swans
tarantulas
u…
unicorns
voles
walrus
x…
Xtra large manatees
Yellow birdies
Zebras!
Uv korse u kin playing heer. I lubz deh doggeez tu. Adn I haz noed mennee kittehz hoo wud trix deh goggeez wen eber dey kud. {{{Q.}}}
Ai glad yu heer, Q. Ai lubbed yur dans yesterday, it was ful ub hapee joy an made meh smilol da hole dai!
Nao, whie wuld yew evar listen tuu wat da goggie sez?
ifinkso, taht kitteh not teh britest bulb on teh string…
Hay! Was that a remark?
oh, i not mented YOO, lcb. i’m talking bowt wun ob your bulbs.
ai resembul dat remark
Hmmmmm, Arcalian: GMTA!!
(Ai wuz jes gunna saiy taht; adn naow yuu haz saived me teh trubbel!!
Glad tew kno I fitting in here sew well, cheshire
Ai kinnawt beleeb wut ai jes seen! Ai luk owt mai window, an der iz man wif gray knittud cap on, jes standin der in frun ub hows, in bushes next tu fence. Aifinks, wat he doin der sew close tu fence? He stanin der an stanin der, rite bai fence, qwite a few minits. Den he luk aroun an ai see ladee wif hur litlol girl comin down da street. Man walk away, ai goes outside, an der big wet puddle in da dirt between mai bushes!!! Ewwww..rite in frunt ub ebbryone!
Eggsellint idea, lunarmommy! Ai member dat old pool sine!!
EW EW EW!!!
Ai culd nawt beleeb mai eyes!!! *cubbers eyes wif floofy paws* An wif a litlol gurl an her mudder walkin down da street! Ai iz horrifyd!
i dont spose dere b enne point in cawlling deh poe lees on him… hez prolly long gone bai now….
Yesh, ai made shur he wuz long gone afore ai wented outside! Diz nayborhood nawt as nise as it ust tu beh! ]
Mai naybor mooved las yeer, an still der cat comes obber heer tu eet wenebber dey let hims outside. Dey lib bout 1/2 mile away, an dis litlol kitteh crossed pretty bizy street bai himself tu gets heer. Last time it happen, ai gabe da girlfrend frendly litlol lecture bout keepin him inside, her whine bout da catbox, etc. Last time bout 3 mo. ago him came tu our haus, lookt like goggie or coyote gotted hims. We call his cell, an dey taked him tu v.e.t. Den as soon as dey let hims outside, he’s bak heer next day. Ai gib girlfrend nudder frendly talkin tu, luks like dey let him out agin, cuz he on porch rite nau! Ai call guys cell phone, hope dey com an git him. An leeb him inside ware he safe frum cars an goggies. *kk4 ends lawng letter at last!*
Iz jus keepin teh kitteh an opshun?
We may en up doin dat. He cool kitty, gray wif wite sockses. He wuld mek kitteh #7…but, wats won moar!! We fot guy nawt care bout kitteh wen he libbed next door. Mai husbin wuld feed kitteh wif da udder outside kittehs, den nok on naybors door sumtimes wen kitteh luk sik or sumfin. Turn out dat naybor had kitteh fur 10 yeers, an seem tu care bout hims, sez dat kitteh runs owt door an jes want tu beh outside awl da times. Keepin kitteh defnitly an option fur us, ai will see how dis turns out! Aifinks dat if he lubs kitteh, he nawt lets him goes outsides no mores cuz he noes kitty crosses da bizzy streets tu come back tu old nayborhood. Iz bery much traffic in city ware ai lib, ai nawts let mai kittehs tu ebber goes outside. Ai has 2 outside kittehs, but dey ferals dat hab feline HIV, sew we nawt kin let dem in haus wif udder 4 kittehs, Dats onlee reeson dey outside!
Dat happent to me when I lived next to a inner citee park.
I was looking out my window on teh 2nd floor, and sed omcc I can’t bleeve this. A park where kids were playin!
So I hollered out teh winder at him- ‘heeey buddy, why dontcha just wip that owt right in fronta god and everyboddy!’ He jerked his hed up and lukked all around, but u cud see he cudn’t tell hoo was lukking or from where!
Even funnier, I was on teh phone at teh time, and wot my frend herd was, ‘jeez, wth?’ And then teh above. She never let me forget that…
Ai dun noes bowt sum peppls, aitellyu…I kinna wunderd if dats wat he wuz doin, an aifot, noe, nawt rite out heer on dis kinnasorta bizzy street. Ai meens, if he homeless, der is gas stations, grocery store, drugstore, library, awl farely close bai wif faceelitees. Gud fur yu fur sayin sumfin!! Ai home alone todai, an ai wuzznt sure if he casin out mai house tu rob, or if he wuz doin wat ai fot he wuz doin. Dats wai ai went out tu check! Ew! I gess ai better plant sum moar bushes in dat bare spot. Big bramble sticker bushes, aifinkso!
oh kk… he was prolly just drunk.
and if sew, he prolly wont ever remember it, or where it happent if he duz!
Homeless peeples, I thinks if they is livving on teh streets, they is not going to worry about goin indoors to use teh baffroom.
Ai noes, iz sad fur dem, but sumtimes scary fur meh. Der is an alley rite behind meh, ai wishes he wuld hab gone bak der….is moar discreet an nawt in traffic or ware litlol gurls kin see. Ai nebber, ebber goes neer dat ally, is full ub nawtawsum an nawtwin!
Oh, oh, oh! Where I yewsta live, guise *and* gurls peed in my yard. Dey stopped, bery quickly, when I let mai Rottweiler out da door. Dey din’t know he jus wanted to plai. And I mean that in the mos’ family-friendly way. (Did dat come out right?)
Dat came owt purrfektlee!! Ai used tu hab German Shepherd. Hur was da coolist goggie! Hur shur kept da salesmens away! Ai wuld answer door an let her stik hed owt door furst, barkin an growlin, ai tells dem ai nawt innerested, an dey jes goes away wifout me habbin tu sey noes a hunnert tiems!! Ai culda used hur todai, ai tells yu!!
yah, if i wuz introoder, i wuld fink taht a rottweiler an my bare, um, nether rejuns wuld not be gud combination. sharp teefs in sensitib playses, do not want.
Hi,
I voted for your LOL
Please to vote for mine
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kthnxbai
Just saw this for the first time!
LOLd!
LOLd twice!
Wunnerful!!!!
ohai ebberywun!
I iz the noob. bean lurking 4 awhile nao, tho.
i haz a happy to b hear!
Welkum tu Cheezland jmcrash!! Kum bakz and plaiz agin sumtimez. K?
I cudda had a V8!
Schmooz tu yooz, onleekitteh!!!!
Something tailz mie dat da dog in quest’on mite givez some bery seer-ree-uss
t’inkz ’bout runnin’ ‘wayz from home B4 da pucker wearz off!
BWUAAAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Dat poor kitteh!!! I *lubs* dat face, but poooor kitttttehhhhhh!!!