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It’s MJ!!
Conga Ratz maus adn Bluesfan473. What U want fur sillybrashuns?!
Yay fur da nawt sekkent, Maus. Wat yu want fur sillybrashuns?
Hurs nawt in a berry “cweenly” posishun, dere!
I thot uv u erlyur, Maus. A song I wuz lissenin tew sed, “I get opinions”, but I herd it az “I haz teh minyuns”.
U be beddur naow rhsb? U needz teh YNG for teh massaj? Teh martooni?
I dunno, mebbe a liddlol bit.
U kno u in a weerd mood wen teh main sowntrak ov teh day is “Tommy” by The Who.
An u kno wat? Roger Daltrey wuz hawt bak inna day.
Whuddaya meen? Roger Daltrey is STILL hot!
D’jever see teh Wizard of Oz in Concert from about 1995? Roger Daltrey played teh Tin Man and did a rocked-out version of “If I Only Hads a Hart”, complete wif teh trademark microphone swing and everything.
Sum uv mah fayvrit Daltrey is his solo stuff frum teh mid-80s. After The Fire reelly rocks! Yoo kin finding them on YooToob. I skips teh linky fur nao, but yoo kin google:
Roger Daltrey,
After the Fire (or try Under a Raging Moon – his tribute to Keith Moon)
And YooToob will bring up teh klips.
I luvs teh Who too. And Pete Townshend too. (Also lyke his solo stuff – Empty Glass is verreh gud.)
I saw teh exhibit of teh Rolling Stone photographs here maybe 10, 20 yeers ago. Teh pikshor uv Townshend resting his hed on his bleeding hand (frum playing teh gittar) is verreh kool.
Ooh, just fownd this on YooToob. Lesee if it will post:
Daltrey and others doing a rockin vershun uf “I Want It All”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCzkT5H7Udg&feature=related
My too favrit Rogers – Daltrey an Taylor!
Wut izzit abowt me an musishuns? Mebbe iz teh “bad boi” imidj? **pondurs**
Yep, prolly rite! Teh bad boys uv rock – no gurl kin resist. At leest, no gurl frum teh 80s (which I yam). I wuz sorpryzed at teh number uf Queen videos I caym across that wuz subtitled in Spanish (they wuz related vids to teh wun I posted abuv. The orinjinal Queen I Want It All with Freddie Mercury is also wunnermaus. *sigh* I misses Freddie Mercury.
LOTR romantical type fans mite enjoy this (Queen song covered by Sarah Brightman – Who Wants to Live Forever). Whut a gorgeous couple. Aragorn and Arwen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdAiW2LS9SE&feature=related
He wuz hawt!! Ai lub him in Woodstock wif awl da fringe…SWEET!!
**comes bak frum lookin at yoo-toob**
Yup, him still iz hawt. It wuz nyse tew watch him at teh Freddie Mercury tribyoot consert. Oh, an teh Woodstock! Ah, teh fringees…
I shudda been borned abowt 15 yeers erlyur, aifinkso.
rhsb..if ai wuz born 15 yeers earlier, ai problee wud nawt bee alive now!! We is borked on obber 200 commints here, were yu wanna go tu?
Mai age. Let mii showz u it.
In teh long-ago summer of 1969, I saw The Who in konsurt at Tanglewood in beautiful Massachusetts. Dey had jus finnushed playing “Tommy” for the las time, in NYC and had sworn dey would never purrform it again. However, the t’wood crowd was *so* spectacular (and so drugged out!), that dey played the ENTIRE “Tommy” as de oncorps! De konsurt ended at about 2:00 the nest moarning. My sibs, freenz, and I struggled home in tiem to meet my Dad, leaving for wurk. We tied a 2 foot peace of rawhide to his keyring and demo’ed Roger Daltrey’s style. As we went to bed, we could see my papa walking to hiz care, swinging his keys, striking da pose, and singing “See meeeeeee. Heeeeeer me. Touch me. Feeeeee- eeeuhl me!” He kept that rawhide on his keeys for yeerz and yeerz. And we and his colleagues added beads, feathers, and other gew gaws to it.
Bai da wai. The first band dat night was It’s a Beautiful Day, who warmed up for Jethro Tull, who warmed up for The Who. Bliss me out, mon, even before the controlled substances.
In the almost 40 years since, I have sometimes met people who were there. We get that glazed look in our eyes, mutter some 60s stock phrase, just reelin’ wif de feelin’
Tnx for letting an old broad reminisce…
Q. – that is a wundermaus storeh! Whut a grayt memry. An yor daddee havinig fun wit yoo and doing Daltrey wit teh keyring. Amazing! Thanx for telling it.
Awsum an Win, dat storee, Q. Ai cant wait fur yoo to beh bloo so we kin frend yu…sound like you in synch wif mai generashun!!!
t-t-t-t-t-tawkin’ bout mii generashun!
Is nawt very seemly position, but this tabbey haz a serious kays uv teh kyoots!
Lukkit that long floofy tayl. Teh liddel dark kullurd boddoms uv teh pawz. Teh liddel tabbey stripey fayc. Teh liddel fruntee pawz, neetly folded over teh belleh floofs?
Hao kin yoo lukkinig at this kitteh and nawt think hao mush kyoot he has?
*stands bak and admyres this tabbey*
Yer rite, Gremlin. Dis kitteh haz very much kyootniss! Teh sweet luk on teh faec. Teh lidul fruntee pawz neetly folded over teh belleh floof iz awsum! Iz prittee kitteh, aifinkso yesh.
Yoo luks so festiv, NightShayde!
I yam tayking lessons in gray tabby appreshiashuns at hoem. Is amayzing wunz yoo starts lukking hao menneh beautiful things yoo kin see in a kitteh.
*whispurrs* Even when he’s bad, I luvs mah kitteh and thinks he’s kyoot!
Sign me up for Tabbies Anonymaus!
Yup, itz CWEEN-FUR-A-DAY!
Ai r Kween of Denial!
Alzo ai r kween uv dat pyle uv fluffy stuff, kween uv dat hooman, kween uv ebrefing!
That looked like u sed “kween of debrefing”. And as we all knoes, teh real kween of debriefing is Maus.
Your darn tootin’! Wait… Whut?
sho us ur Frankenfurtur imitashun maus!!
I see you shiver with antici….
Say it!
…pation!
*shivers*
I saw whut u did there.
maybee ai cahn bee kween uv rebreefing den : )
Maus iz a cween?
Nawt dat dere’s ennyfing rong wif dat.
We aer awl brawd mindid heer
An sum uv us ar just brawds, tee-hee!
Eye iz nawt brawd, jist big-bowened.
*kk4 revels in hur brawdness, puts awn brite bloo eyeshadow, puts red streeks ub rouge on cheeks, jes a slash ub tu brite red lipstick, puts muu muu awn, sits awn porch in rokin chare, scares kids away from lawn* Git owf mai lawn, kids!!
*laffs hoarsly, coffs, laffs agin*
You forgot the can of beer, the cigarettes, and the big curlers in your hair…
*cheks mirror* big pink curlers…chek cigarette dangling frum lip…chek, can ub cheep beer..chek. Wat else…big ratty pink houseslippers….chek, tissues tucked in bra…chek, knee highs rolled up fetchingly under knees, chek.
Make that a can of malt liquor and u pretty much have teh look down.
one more thing..
*hands KK4 a big bag uv pork skins*
wut happin tu skwirrl?
ohai MD!
I had to take my innertubes down at werks at one point, my system was lokking up.
oops, and I is home now and forgot to sine on.
*hand hed in shayme*
Is that teh same hed u was holding yesterday?
Wow! Yoo sownds verreh gud at this! Yoo has bin practissin? I can has lessons in brawdness? After awl, we has STANDARDS to uphold here!
*practisses with pink curlers, gits them caught in mah orinj furs*
One last thing: lots of really cheap non-waterproof mascara…
Maus, dis beh maybelline, wich is mai brawd nu middlol name?
Dis bery fine art frum mai texas aunties! Nawt fur da week ub hart. Ai furgot tu add church program frum last sunday, dat ai folded in lurvly accordian fashun tu fans maisalf wif. *qwiklee grabs pork rinds, an puts mcdonalds ketchups packets intu bra to annoint dem wif befor ai puts dem in mai mouf*
Ai nawt gonna load shotgun wif roksalt….ai bee gud brawd, fur nao.
Gremlin, yu haz leg up in brawdness, dat yu hab oring furs. Ai habs tu dye mai hairs impossible brite orange red…dis reely completes da brawd luk, affter awl. Da brite oring hair goes bery well wif da bloo eyeshadow an da brite red slash ub lipstik. *luks at gremlin* well, iz bedder tu pull da knee hi’s reel high, den roll dem down tu calf length…dat way wen yu sit, da muu muu goes obber da knees, den awl da wurld kin see da rolly fing wif da knee hi’s. *luks agin* don yu hab marlboroghs tu hang out ub mouf? Dis reely adds tu luk, an aifinks, adds tu da coff laff coff coff laff dat makes us sew speshul. Ai heer tu halp!!
Donut furgit — plz to nawt be shavin yer legs. Teh hair shud poke thru teh knee-highs. An yew hasta sit wif yer knees apart, only hidin yer girlie bits wif teh droop uv teh howsedress.
Hmm. Yes, yes, I kin doing this, I finkso!
*puts on rolld-up nee-hi’s, stiks a ciggyrat in mah mouf*
Dis bery gud point, NS, iz also gud form tu hab small fan tu fan da girlie bits. It gits hawt awn da porch, affter awl. Ai gibs kudos tu yu tu be pointin dat out. Iz unspoken, but troo bit uf info. Speshally if we haz tu gets wet….da leg hairs hold up da knee highs like littlol soldiers. *kk4 offers NS ketchup soaked pork rinds, flat cheep malt liquor, an rusty razor tu NS* Woop woop!!!
OMCC! laffin mah butts off! FTW KK4! Well pwayed!
“debriefing”?
Iz dat anfing like “Pantsing”?
**buckle teh belt. add teh suspenders**
O, itz mush, mush wurse dan pantsing. Run wile u cahn!
O, Maus! Looks like u has a customer. Bring teh cart!
*WONNNNK! WONNNNK! WONNNNK!*
*Maus rides up in the Double-Wide Debriefing Cart*
*Get the
ElectricChair out*Howdy BGee! Sit right down!
*Straps BGee into the chair*
Now let me get some things out of the cart…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Peacock feathers… An octopus…
A big pot of minestrone… some chicken fat…
And… Debriefing Fluid!
OK, BGee, hold this chicken fat in your left hand, and put your right foot into the pot of soup.
I’ll lower the Cone of Silences, so you can have a little privacy…
*Lowers the CoS*
*crinklecracklepop ow! scraaaaaatch wait! bingbangbong no! crunch*
*Raises the CoS*
All done! Hey look LCB! What kind of brief is this?
Hmmm. You don’t see many like that nowadays, do u?
*Goes to libarry, consults teh Big Book O’ Briefs*
*flips through pages* Lessee…
All Lacy Bits
Beat-up Boxers
Cotton Culottes
Daring Bikinis
E…
Embroiderd wif daisy bikinis
Fongs
Gstrings
Happy pantees
Ice bloo breefs
J….
Jaguar printed pantaloons
Kittybreefs
Lastic waist drawers
Must wash nao undies
N…
Nevr-gonna-wash-em luckie undies
O-thow-em-out-when-he’s-not-lookin luckie undies
p . . .
Pashun killerz
Queen Bictoria’s drawerz
Reel silk panteez
S…
Pinkie-polka dot boxers
q-t-pie bikini
really scanty thongs..
Scandollolusly small pantiez…
T…
Joocy froots edible breefs
kinetic-electro-motion breefs (frum teh 70’s-antique)
Lavendur silk breegs
M . . .
Mood pantees dat change culler
Nawty breefs
Oh, mai gudness pantees
Peach scented pantees
Qwestshunable pantees
R….
Roses aer red, biolets aer bloo. Myne aer wite fermalz, Haow abowt u?
Roses ar red
biolets ar bloo
ai iz allerjic
Oh, noes, achoooooo!
Soopur seksi panteez
Torn frum repeetid … um … use
Unbeeleevublee silkee drawers
V…
Verreh scanty drawrs
Whyt undees (as in Beeg whyt undees)
Xtra-larj breefs
Yung Nekkid Guy undies (oh wayt, nekkid by deffynishun = no undies)
Zealously kleen undees
Ah, debreefing. Iz been sew lawng….
**wistful sigh**
Maus! Another customer!
**jumps bak in2 conshusness**
Who, me?
Nope, jes daydreemin….
Too late!
*Ushers rhsb to Debriefing Waiting
CellRoom, gives her a copy of Unmentionables Today mazagine to read**thinks fur a minnit*
But if teh magazine is kawled Unmentionables – and we kant mention them (by daffynishun) – wuldnit be a verreh slim magazine?
Just sayin . . .
*sighs* U just doesn’t understand teh intricacies of underware publications.
*hands gremlin a copy of Thong Quarterly*
*eyeballs pop owt uv hed*
Whut! Whut! Wha . . .
Whut sum peepuls is wayring (or moar lykely not wayring) nowadayz is shokking!
*turns page, turns next page*
Kwik, git me mah glasses. I am so shokked I needs to gid a beddur luk!
When u’r done wif that, here is teh latest editions of “Tighty Whitey Nightly” and “Y-Frontline”.
*luks arownd nervusslee*
Prolly nawt at wurks! I mite git in trubble.
*puts nawtee magazeens in pokkets for layter imbestigayshun*
*kk4 sidles up tu gremlin, sneeks magazines owt ub pokkets fur a litlol peek*
Oh, mai gudness!! *fans self, sneeks magazines bak in gremlins pokkets*
Howdy Red! Sit right down! Maybe this will help you feel better…
*Straps rhsb into the chair*
Now let me get some things out of the cartโฆ
*RummageRummageRummage*
Poodle trimmingsโฆ a quart of oystersโฆ
A big pot of antifreezeโฆ some fresh lardโฆ
Andโฆ Debriefing Fluid!
OK, rhsb, hold the poodle trimmings in your right hand, and put your head into the oysters.
Iโll lower the Cone of Silences, so you can have a little privacyโฆ
*Lowers the CoS*
*bingbangbong hey! crinklecracklepop ow! scraaaaaatch no! tappitytappitytappity*
*Raises the CoS*
All done!
**lites cig**
Welll, were yu bin gurl!! Ai hab big redneck mama fing up on thred…we kin sit an skare awl da kids off da lawn!! Yu still feel da pleh?
Sowwy, I hasta werk. Pleh. Been luukin foar bad guies in jayle. Wen I find ‘em in jayle, I changes dere status.
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Still a liddlol pleh, nawt kwite shure why. Nawt got nawshus after lunsch, witch wuz progress.
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….an befoar enny ov u wise-guies get enny wiled eyedeas in ur hed….teh ansur iz NO!
Oh. Nevermind…
*tuks rhsb in floofy blankee dat is pink, sends rhsb MC kittehs tu snorgle wif* Ai noes, mai cuzzin wurks in prison system here, hur takes home lawts ub fings in her hed each day. Aihopes dat yu feels bedder, an nawt feel sick. Lub yus, kk4.
Yu feels still pleh, rhsb? Iz yu gettin sik? Is nawt tu late tu come tu sandiego wif awl mai kittehs tu pile awn yu wif floofy fluff an purrs! *reelizes rhsb has tu wurk, sends Baby tu rhsb for xtra floofy snorgles* Baby is bout 20+ pownds ub black floof!
I iz king of teh world!!
U may bow an den kiss mai paw
And gib meh a paw massage…
and sharpen mah poyntee ends…
and floof mah floof…
an peel me a graype
Oar praps Ai’d prefur a srimp
an bring me mah hosenfeffah
Um, uh, nawt David hosenfeffah!! *hides under bed*
Dat wuz lurvlee, annipuss, ai member dat sawng!
Ai dunno bowt a song. Ai thort it cummed frum a Mae West moobie
Is bloosy kinda torch song frum da forties…bery nise.
Ai juss googlold it – Ai findid teh song, Teh Mae West kwote iz frum a 1933 film “I’m No Angel” an it wuz “Beulah, peel me a grape” (an noe, Ai aern’t owld enuff 2 haz seed teh film wen it wuz nawt sekund skreend!)
Me needer!! Ai lub old moovies an old moosik…*offers annipuss black garden party hat wif bery large brim dat matches mine*
FangQ A rane hood wud be moar sootabul for teh wevver we aer goin 2 get in teh mornin. Hebby rane awn frozen grownd, not so gud akchoolee.
Oh noes, dat sownd cold! *rummage rummage* heer is luberly rain hat wif large brim. Ai hope yu nawt hab tu goes owt in dat wedder! Ai jes lub hats, but no one wares dem much, ai onlee kin ware a hat tu church. Der is bout 4-5 ladees dat wares hats der, an we always run intu eachother an tawlk bout ar hats!
and put a crown on me ‘hed
*wonders why weir all whereing ‘ats*
But . . But . . . 2WwBwS – yoo is wayring a red hat!
And . . . nuthing else!
*looks shokked*
Not too shokked to be able to operate ur sell phone camra, I see.
’tis a cheshire cat ‘at *invisabull blinking blush*
madd hatts maded ta rest ov mii phaded
See! Just whut I sed! Imbisible!
Yuu rang????
I wuz afeer 2W2B2S had gon . . . *whispurs* imbisible.
*whispers tu gremlin* ai always wunnered wat dey wares unner da plaids….
Queen ob teh Werld – ur doin it AWESOME.
I iz the Cween!
But minyuns, where are mai gushifuds!!
Cween kitteh seem tu luk at minions wif narrowd eyes, iz hard tu find gud halp dese dais.
aifinkso de minions needin tew dew sum straytnin up, kinda luks lyke a shambels dere.
Off wif der heds!!
Fish heds
Fish heds
Rolee Polee fish heds
Fish heds
Fish heds
Eet tehm up, NOM!
Dey nawt needs swetters…
If u haznt heard tish eerwurm, here it iz
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ACK!! Sum1 else noes tihs seengsowng!?!!? Hooray! I seengs it awl da tyme adn eberybuddy tihnx i r c-c-c-crayzee.
Ai member it frum lawng tiem ago, den ai google it…eeerwurm fur months an months. Ai sen it tu kids, tu share eerwurm!! *laffs at mentul pikshur ub kids rolling eyes at meh*
OMCC! Is dat teh ugleeist chair in teh whirld eber? aifinkso, yesh.
yore noo! but, hmm, yoo luk familyur sumhow…
Yuu reemindez me ov a GP taht frekwents tihs syte;
Enny relashun tuu hims???
Adn O yesh; hims haz menny persohnnas awlsoe!!!
Duz teh chare come wif fairy dogmother?
Aifinks git fwee wishees *ai nawt mek in-law joke heer*
A kitteh wif a goggie-mudder?
*gasp*
It’ll be anarchy! Dogs and cats, libbing together.
Dr. Venkman, I prezoom?
*luks arownd*
Iz wun uv yoo teh Gayt Keeper, purrhaps?
Is u teh key master?
*Gives gremlin a grate big keys*
But wayt. Aym nawt shor I wunted to be teh key master. Dey haz to fite orf teh ebil demuns. *has a wurry, tries to secrudly stik key bak in LCB’s pokkit*
And WHUT ar those voyces coeming owt uv mah refrigermarator?
*starts to sweat*
Who u gonna LOL?
Kwik! Kawl LOLPIG-BUSTERS!
RUN Scrooge McPIg, RUN!!!!
I might have meanded “mass hysteria, dogs and cats et cetera”
Med me fink ub mai mudder in law, hur bring goggie wif hur ebryware, goggie nawt mind hur, an da 4 kittehs in haus hide up in cat-tree til dey goes bak home. Mai kitteh Ripper will chase an playfite da goggie, but udder fwee iz freek out fur a week after hur goes home!
Mah free kittehs wanna noes whaers 2 gits deese chayers, ahfinkso!
Burple iz teh color ov royaltee.
Butts, nawt teh color ov royal wif cheez – hopefully.
Butts can be anyfink frum pale pinkie to dark schokolate.
I musta bean libing unner a rok – wat iz dis pinkee choklit u speeks ov?
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Iz pinkee choklit bettah fur u den dark choklit?
yesh…moor fido-kemikles…
No! Nawt teh fido-kemikles!
Dey givz u goggie breth!
*heddesk*
Yu luk lublee an festive, NS!!!
Naow all dogz shawl booww fur teh kitteh wif da poweerr !!1!
no moar “dog first”
no moar bad kitteh food
no moar sleepin outsied !
froam dis day on ! kitteh shawl ruule deh woooorrlldd !1!!
free coupon fur ebery kitteh ! get em whil u can
Hey!!! u!!! git owdda mai chair!!!!!!
Noo eerwurm, “Hey yu, get offa my clowd”
Da berry nawt sekond faut ai haded wen ai saw dis waz: Ruhroh, kitteh iz in MJ’s Chair!!
Who’s been painting the roses red?!!!
WHO’S BEEN PAINTING the ROSES RED?!!
Poor alice, wen she’s 10 feet tall….
Invisible… Comments… not so grate, akshully.
* flies into a rant at WP * – PG13
Ben dere, dun dat!!
A parentullee, if u puts in a linkee wif deh 3 Wz oar if u uzez deh smilee faiz, WP will nomming it and it may dissapeear fur ebber and ebber…..oar it may show up a few hourz later. ::giant sad fais::
GP! How many times does I has to tell u? U cannot fly. And stay outta Mick’s pill dispenser.
*GP crash-lands behind teh sofa*
* GP, cleerly nawt happee stomps off lukking fur chokklit *
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stoopywierdpressruinsawlmaiphun
heer yew go, heer iz sum LCB-shaped chokklit. Stoopy WP or wuteber it iz jist yelled at me! Furst time dat happendid tew me!!! Nawt plezunt.
teh trikk iz tu frow yursalf at teh grownd an miss
Wow, my rants are at leest rated NC17.
Othurs wud maek a saylur blush.
U knoes teh old saying:
redhed be storming, sailors take warning.
And YNGs too…
Befoar I lefted MA, I HADS tew go tew teh harbor an bisit teh USS Constitution. Guess wat I saw dere – SAYLURS!
Nuffin lyk a man in yooniform tew maek me week inna neez…
Hoo iz dis Matt hoo keeps borkin teh innerchoobz?
Matt! Dat’s teh wun hoo yellded at me tew! Matt, STAWP ID RITE NAO!
Cheezfrends lite torches, storm Matt’s castle, ala frankenstien moovie.
Ai gottid a messij 2 say teh innerchoobz wuz borked an it wuz problee Matts fawlt!
Stoopy Matt diddit agin! Stoopy Matt! Yule be sawree wen teh lytnin’ an funder getz tew ur castle, wen we storm it!
**Shaykes parrothead, finks, dat wun sumhao did not fly**
***Finks, owel, prawbly nawt get on da scrin enneeway, cuz ob Matt***
Parrothead, aifinks yu kin be ub halp. Yu kin fly, mebbe tu fly obber Matt’s castle ub doom an pleh, an show him yur jazz talons?
KK4, I kin dew dat! Yew no, sumtimes wen burdies fliez over, thingz happin compleatlee owt of burdie’s’ cuntroll. Shore hope dat duz nawt happin az I fly ober Matt’s head! ***wobbles away to find high fiber noms***
kk4 findz high fiber noms, mixes wif vitamin rich, nontoxic tu birdees red dye.
*Der, dat shuld fix him*
OK, all nommed up wif red dye high fiber vitamin rich noms. Feelin pruddy full. *urp* Oscuzeme. OK, takin off now. **flies away*** **lands back here*** Duz eneewun know teh way tew Matt’s castle? *urp*
Oar juss leeb him a lddle messij 2 let him noe we aer nawt happi….
Ai’m teh cween ov awl I servay, ebereefing az far az teh I can sea!
Lucky for us, u is teh neersited.
Let’s hope parrothead duzn’t figure owt google maps, or we iz awl in trubble.
ohaiRomeow! Wut bee dis google maps yew speek ov? Eye can pleeez tew bee eggspandin my kingdum?
Oh, didz I sai google maps?
I meant goggie naps.
Nuffin to see heer, parrothead.
Nawt sew neersited eye did nawt sea yew up dere at teh debreefing! *snerk*
We aren’t
It’s good to be the King!
Histree ov teh Whirled ref, FTW!
part wun, natchooaly.
Dat’s wat elvis thot….:)
U ain’t nuffin butts a Loldog,
cryin alla tiem…
Jes a hunka hunka burnin lub…waaaaa A hunka hunka burnin lub..waaaa
Wise mans sez only trolls rush in…
But I can’t halps LOLling at cats wif u.
kk4 rushes stage wif LCB tu catch swetty hanky dat da king tosses intu screeming crowd.
Only trolls rush in, FTW!
Shall I stay? Wuld it be a sin?
Wat happen in vegas, stay in vegas…ai nawt sees enny sin….aifinks no one heer duz eeder!!!
Hail to teh King, beh-beh!
*fangyuberrymuch* da king has lef da bilding.
Its good to be the king
otay, lemme see… does ai has a visibul yet?
yus yu has!
ah! finullee! * stops berating WP fur a minnit *
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{{{Ambercat}}} hao yu is?
Ai’m gud – Ai’s been awai for dais an dais an dais, fore werk – Ai’s had mor nyts in hoe tells tahn in mai oen bed, in teh larst weeeeeeeeek weeeeeeeeek weeeeeeeeek!!
yesh yesh, ai has dat sumthymes tu… is nawt so mush phun affer a whyle
Until yu claym bak teh ’spenses!
*sneekz up on McPig
{{{{{{{Scrooge}}}}}}}
gotta run
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bizzy
bizzy
bizzy
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a cweenz werk iz neber dun……..
Hai cweenmj, bai cweenmj….ai sposed tu finish quilt…ai gonna nawt play fur a while…culd nawt halp maiself!!! *kk4 swats her own paw, liks it, tries tu be good*
Wayt; wut?! Hao du yu get a Chrissmuss hat awn yur avatar? Romeow has wun an Annipuss an mebbee sum odders, an AI WONT WUN!!!
Dis Clay More: If yur destrukshuns ink lewd teh werds “Go to”, “select”, “Rite clik awn” it wud be kwikker an eesyer fore yu to swim teh Atlantik, fullee dressd, an do it for me!
Oh hai, Ambercat…ai nawt do da wordpress, cuz compooter slow enuff, aifinks dat if ai du dat, den ai hab many more trubbles den ai alreddy hab as is!! Wuz dat troo fur you? I wishes fur cute abitar, but nawt want tu make pleh on my playtime here.
Sumwun wuz halpin peeps wif dis yesterday, but ai nawt remembring hoo. Mah lack uv focus – let meh sho u …….. ooh shiny fing!
If Ai payd tehm munnees or creem caeks or sumfink, wud tehy pop rownd an put a Santa hat awn mai avatar, dyu fink?
Ai got my updated abatar from none otter than LCB herself, and she did a fantastical job. Yew cud asking her. Yew wuddn’t have to give her anything (she wud take care of the payment herselfs … n-e-budy seen my watch? no? oh well)
aifinkso it waz LCB whoo wuz helpin peeps wif dere abatars. Iffen u axe her nyce maybee shee wil help ur kitteh git a hat Ambercat! Ai dunno haow 2 dew it, ai tuk de eezy wai owt & jus downloaded anudder pixure sew ai cud hav a hat.
I halped a few peeps but can only do so when I’m at home. Lunarmommy was halping until her offspring usurped her computer.
dis is teh speshul burfday chayr taht teh burfday fairy brings for teh burfday party gestses ob honor to sit in! an her makes a big swish ob teh burfday wand to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurs an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today! i haz bringed tasty hommaed all-nachral frum skratch burfday caeks in yor favrite flavrs, i skreem, fizzyfrooty party punch, poynty hats wif pompoms on tehm, an goodie bags wif kandees, return ob teh ittybitty sekrit diarees!!, yoyos taht wissle wen tehy yoyo (plz not to be bringing to chruch, thx, or if yoo haz to, plz not to yoyo tehm during teh serbises), an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!
ยค ยง ฮพ ฯ ั า โ โช โค โ ยค ยง ฮพ ฯ ั า โ โช โค โ ยค ยง ฮพ ฯ ั า โ โช โค โ ยค ยง ฮพ ฯ ั า โ โช โค โ
ั า โ โช โค โ ยค ยง ฮพ ฯ ั า โ โช โค โ ยค ั า โ โช โค โ ยค ยง ฮพ ฯ ั า โ โช โค โ ยค ั า โ โช โค
ฮพ ฯ ั า โ โช โค โ ยค ยง ฮพ ฯ ั า โ โชฮพ ฯ ั า โ โช โค โ ยค ยง ฮพ ฯ ั า โ โชฮพ ฯ ั า โ โช โค โ
โช โค โ ยค ยง ฮพ ฯ ั า โ โช โค โ ยค ยง โช โค โ ยค ยง ฮพ ฯ ั า โ โช โค โ ยค ยง โช โค โ ยค ยง ฮพ ฯ ั า
ยง ฮพ ฯ ั า โ โช โค โ ยค ยง ฮพ ฯ ัยง ฮพ ฯ ั า โ โช โค โ ยค ยง ฮพ ฯ ัยง ฮพ ฯ ั า โ โช โค โ ยค ยง ฮพ
butt butt butt (hee hee) ai wantz tew yoyo during serbises *powts*
lol dont know how a cat sitting in a chair sitting in a chair has anyfink to do with family reumions
Ai confused, lol person. Ai nawt sees family reunions on da pikshur…..or fambly reunions menshund…wat yu tawkin bout?
An ai had eggz fur brekfist.
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Uv coars, ai dunno wut
Anteloapz werkin wif aspestos hasta do wif advertizin.
Bansheez wearin ballgownz hasta do wif balloonz.
Catturpillurz walkin crayzee hasta do wif cryogenix.
D…
Dingoes wif dongles has to do wif dangling participles.
Echidnas wif echolalia has to do wif economics.
Ferrets wif a fierce has to do wif Ferraris.
G…
Goats wearin garters has to do wif grabity
Howler munkees howlin has to do wif heaben
Icicles awn de porch ruf has to do wif innocense
Jello jumpin jakrabbits has to do wif Jersy cows
K….
Kangarooz Kicksboxing hazztadoowiff Kryptonite
Llammaz Loiteering hazztadoowiff Legionaires
Monkees Masquraiding hazztadoowiff Moneylaundering
Nโฆ
Nekkid nincompoopz nuzzlin nightingales hasta do wif nectareenz.
Otterz ogling octopi hasta do wif orangutanz.
Platypussiz (platypi??) prentendin to polka hasta do wif parashootz.
Q…
Qwails wif qwommint has tu du wif qwotas
Raccons wif roofies haz tu du wif retro fashion
Shrimps wif scampis has tu du wif stillettos
Tuned in turned on tuned out has tu du wif cartuuns.
U….
Uvulas with unctiousniss has to do wit universities
Violins has to do wif vicunas being vishus
Winged eeguls has to do with the wearing uv whyte undies
X . . .
Xenophobes noing xactly whut to X-out
Yung yellow-bellied sapsukers, drinking Yuengling (beer)
Zebras frum Zanzibar, zeroing in on their noms
Gud listing, pplz!
*clappin floofee pawz*
Grinchez wif a grumbl haz tu du wif granola
Huns wif halmets haz tu du wif hunnert-dolla towills
Idjits eetin ise kreem haz tu du wif Ingerland
J…
“Hao do you noe he’s a king?”
“He’s clean.” (sanitized for ur proteckshun)
nyse fameleh-frendlee replie!
Teh gurlies hoepfully nawt sit lyk dis!
Da gurlies noes bedder, aifinkso.
Aifinks go on ai big boy one…ai on der now….
Her Majesty will nao have a tummy rub. Ur welcomes.
Wel, awl Ai kan saiy iys taht Ai wuud jes luuve a chairye liek tihs foar maiseylfe;
(Ai seed sumefing liek tihs addvertyzed inna neuwspapure flieyure– a pryncess chaiyre foar kiddees az a Christmas presunt)
AI WUNTEZ WUN!! (mebbee CweenMJ cuud loan me her krown foar awhyle wen Ai sittez iyn iyt adn haoulds kourt; wutta fealing ov powure!!!!)
I is E-jip-shun kitteh