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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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It’s MJ!!
Conga Ratz maus adn Bluesfan473. What U want fur sillybrashuns?!
Yay fur da nawt sekkent, Maus. Wat yu want fur sillybrashuns?
Hurs nawt in a berry “cweenly” posishun, dere!
I thot uv u erlyur, Maus. A song I wuz lissenin tew sed, “I get opinions”, but I herd it az “I haz teh minyuns”.
U be beddur naow rhsb? U needz teh YNG for teh massaj? Teh martooni?
I dunno, mebbe a liddlol bit.
U kno u in a weerd mood wen teh main sowntrak ov teh day is “Tommy” by The Who.
An u kno wat? Roger Daltrey wuz hawt bak inna day.
Whuddaya meen? Roger Daltrey is STILL hot!
D’jever see teh Wizard of Oz in Concert from about 1995? Roger Daltrey played teh Tin Man and did a rocked-out version of “If I Only Hads a Hart”, complete wif teh trademark microphone swing and everything.
Sum uv mah fayvrit Daltrey is his solo stuff frum teh mid-80s. After The Fire reelly rocks! Yoo kin finding them on YooToob. I skips teh linky fur nao, but yoo kin google:
Roger Daltrey,
After the Fire (or try Under a Raging Moon - his tribute to Keith Moon)
And YooToob will bring up teh klips.
I luvs teh Who too. And Pete Townshend too. (Also lyke his solo stuff - Empty Glass is verreh gud.)
I saw teh exhibit of teh Rolling Stone photographs here maybe 10, 20 yeers ago. Teh pikshor uv Townshend resting his hed on his bleeding hand (frum playing teh gittar) is verreh kool.
Ooh, just fownd this on YooToob. Lesee if it will post:
Daltrey and others doing a rockin vershun uf “I Want It All”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCzkT5H7Udg&feature=related
My too favrit Rogers - Daltrey an Taylor!
Wut izzit abowt me an musishuns? Mebbe iz teh “bad boi” imidj? **pondurs**
Yep, prolly rite! Teh bad boys uv rock - no gurl kin resist. At leest, no gurl frum teh 80s (which I yam). I wuz sorpryzed at teh number uf Queen videos I caym across that wuz subtitled in Spanish (they wuz related vids to teh wun I posted abuv. The orinjinal Queen I Want It All with Freddie Mercury is also wunnermaus. *sigh* I misses Freddie Mercury.
LOTR romantical type fans mite enjoy this (Queen song covered by Sarah Brightman - Who Wants to Live Forever). Whut a gorgeous couple. Aragorn and Arwen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdAiW2LS9SE&feature=related
He wuz hawt!! Ai lub him in Woodstock wif awl da fringe…SWEET!!
**comes bak frum lookin at yoo-toob**
Yup, him still iz hawt. It wuz nyse tew watch him at teh Freddie Mercury tribyoot consert. Oh, an teh Woodstock! Ah, teh fringees…
I shudda been borned abowt 15 yeers erlyur, aifinkso.
Is nawt very seemly position, but this tabbey haz a serious kays uv teh kyoots!
Lukkit that long floofy tayl. Teh liddel dark kullurd boddoms uv teh pawz. Teh liddel tabbey stripey fayc. Teh liddel fruntee pawz, neetly folded over teh belleh floofs?
Hao kin yoo lukkinig at this kitteh and nawt think hao mush kyoot he has?
*stands bak and admyres this tabbey*
Yer rite, Gremlin. Dis kitteh haz very much kyootniss! Teh sweet luk on teh faec. Teh lidul fruntee pawz neetly folded over teh belleh floof iz awsum! Iz prittee kitteh, aifinkso yesh.
Ai r Kween of Denial!
Alzo ai r kween uv dat pyle uv fluffy stuff, kween uv dat hooman, kween uv ebrefing!
That looked like u sed “kween of debrefing”. And as we all knoes, teh real kween of debriefing is Maus.
Your darn tootin’! Wait… Whut?
sho us ur Frankenfurtur imitashun maus!!
I see you shiver with antici….
Say it!
…pation!
*shivers*
I saw whut u did there.
maybee ai cahn bee kween uv rebreefing den : )
Maus iz a cween?
Nawt dat dere’s ennyfing rong wif dat.
We aer awl brawd mindid heer
An sum uv us ar just brawds, tee-hee!
Eye iz nawt brawd, jist big-bowened.
*kk4 revels in hur brawdness, puts awn brite bloo eyeshadow, puts red streeks ub rouge on cheeks, jes a slash ub tu brite red lipstick, puts muu muu awn, sits awn porch in rokin chare, scares kids away from lawn* Git owf mai lawn, kids!!
*laffs hoarsly, coffs, laffs agin*
You forgot the can of beer, the cigarettes, and the big curlers in your hair…
*cheks mirror* big pink curlers…chek cigarette dangling frum lip…chek, can ub cheep beer..chek. Wat else…big ratty pink houseslippers….chek, tissues tucked in bra…chek, knee highs rolled up fetchingly under knees, chek.
Make that a can of malt liquor and u pretty much have teh look down.
one more thing..
*hands KK4 a big bag uv pork skins*
Wow! Yoo sownds verreh gud at this! Yoo has bin practissin? I can has lessons in brawdness? After awl, we has STANDARDS to uphold here!
*practisses with pink curlers, gits them caught in mah orinj furs*
One last thing: lots of really cheap non-waterproof mascara…
Maus, dis beh maybelline, wich is mai brawd nu middlol name?
Dis bery fine art frum mai texas aunties! Nawt fur da week ub hart. Ai furgot tu add church program frum last sunday, dat ai folded in lurvly accordian fashun tu fans maisalf wif. *qwiklee grabs pork rinds, an puts mcdonalds ketchups packets intu bra to annoint dem wif befor ai puts dem in mai mouf*
Ai nawt gonna load shotgun wif roksalt….ai bee gud brawd, fur nao.
Gremlin, yu haz leg up in brawdness, dat yu hab oring furs. Ai habs tu dye mai hairs impossible brite orange red…dis reely completes da brawd luk, affter awl. Da brite oring hair goes bery well wif da bloo eyeshadow an da brite red slash ub lipstik. *luks at gremlin* well, iz bedder tu pull da knee hi’s reel high, den roll dem down tu calf length…dat way wen yu sit, da muu muu goes obber da knees, den awl da wurld kin see da rolly fing wif da knee hi’s. *luks agin* don yu hab marlboroghs tu hang out ub mouf? Dis reely adds tu luk, an aifinks, adds tu da coff laff coff coff laff dat makes us sew speshul. Ai heer tu halp!!
Donut furgit — plz to nawt be shavin yer legs. Teh hair shud poke thru teh knee-highs. An yew hasta sit wif yer knees apart, only hidin yer girlie bits wif teh droop uv teh howsedress.
Hmm. Yes, yes, I kin doing this, I finkso!
*puts on rolld-up nee-hi’s, stiks a ciggyrat in mah mouf*
Dis bery gud point, NS, iz also gud form tu hab small fan tu fan da girlie bits. It gits hawt awn da porch, affter awl. Ai gibs kudos tu yu tu be pointin dat out. Iz unspoken, but troo bit uf info. Speshally if we haz tu gets wet….da leg hairs hold up da knee highs like littlol soldiers. *kk4 offers NS ketchup soaked pork rinds, flat cheep malt liquor, an rusty razor tu NS* Woop woop!!!
“debriefing”?
Iz dat anfing like “Pantsing”?
**buckle teh belt. add teh suspenders**
O, itz mush, mush wurse dan pantsing. Run wile u cahn!
O, Maus! Looks like u has a customer. Bring teh cart!
*WONNNNK! WONNNNK! WONNNNK!*
*Maus rides up in the Double-Wide Debriefing Cart*
*Get the
ElectricChair out*Howdy BGee! Sit right down!
*Straps BGee into the chair*
Now let me get some things out of the cart…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Peacock feathers… An octopus…
A big pot of minestrone… some chicken fat…
And… Debriefing Fluid!
OK, BGee, hold this chicken fat in your left hand, and put your right foot into the pot of soup.
I’ll lower the Cone of Silences, so you can have a little privacy…
*Lowers the CoS*
*crinklecracklepop ow! scraaaaaatch wait! bingbangbong no! crunch*
*Raises the CoS*
All done! Hey look LCB! What kind of brief is this?
Hmmm. You don’t see many like that nowadays, do u?
*Goes to libarry, consults teh Big Book O’ Briefs*
*flips through pages* Lessee…
All Lacy Bits
Beat-up Boxers
Cotton Culottes
Daring Bikinis
E…
Embroiderd wif daisy bikinis
Fongs
Gstrings
Happy pantees
Ice bloo breefs
J….
Jaguar printed pantaloons
Kittybreefs
Lastic waist drawers
Must wash nao undies
N…
Nevr-gonna-wash-em luckie undies
O-thow-em-out-when-he’s-not-lookin luckie undies
p . . .
Pashun killerz
Queen Bictoria’s drawerz
Reel silk panteez
S…
Pinkie-polka dot boxers
q-t-pie bikini
really scanty thongs..
Scandollolusly small pantiez…
T…
Joocy froots edible breefs
kinetic-electro-motion breefs (frum teh 70’s-antique)
Lavendur silk breegs
M . . .
Mood pantees dat change culler
Nawty breefs
Oh, mai gudness pantees
Peach scented pantees
Qwestshunable pantees
R….
Roses aer red, biolets aer bloo. Myne aer wite fermalz, Haow abowt u?
Roses ar red
biolets ar bloo
ai iz allerjic
Oh, noes, achoooooo!
Soopur seksi panteez
Torn frum repeetid … um … use
Unbeeleevublee silkee drawers
V…